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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- will ferrell. alison brie.
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 695! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's a crowd right there. welcome, everybody, welcome. that is a hot crowd! [ cheers and applause ] good looking crowd! welcome, everybody, welcome to "the tonight show." my name is jimmy fallon. hi! [ cheers ] thanks for being here. here's what peop a
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about, you guys. a new report just came out that says president trump made $598 million in income last year. [ audience ohs ] i mean, it sounds like a lot but after taxes it was still $598 million. [ laughter and applause ] in the meantime, trump is running a fundraising contest where the winner gets to have dinner with him. [ light laughter ] james comey was like, "trust me, that is not a good prize. don't do it." [ laughter and applause ] yeah, this -- this russia investigation keeps getting crazier. and trump's aides say that he actually yells at the tv whenever it comes up. [ light laughter ] and they even said that he yells even louder when he watches "blue's clues." [ laughter and applause ] "that's a pawprint -- steve, turn around, you idiot! steve -- stupid steve." [ laughter ] i call -- i call him stupid steve. fake blues. [ laughter ] fake blue's clues, fake clues.
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took his first trip to camp david. he spent the whole weekend walking around, exploring the property and looking for the wi-fi password. [ laughter and applause ] "i got to tweet! i got to tweet!" i want to say congrats to beyonce and jay-z who welcomed twins. [ cheers and applause ] twins, yeah. the doctor said "it's a boy and a girl," and the twins said "it's jay-z and beyonce! oh, my gosh!" [ laughter and applause ] it was their first words, yeah. [ light laughter ] actually, people figured out they had a boy and a girl when they saw light blue and bright pink balloons being delivered. incidentally, light blue and bright pink are also the names they're considering for the babies. so, that's very -- yeah. [ laughter and applause ] light blue. let's get to some sports, yesterday, golfer brooks koepka won his first u.s. open, but there was a little confusion while he was celebrating. listen to the announcers here, watch this. >> leading the field and greens in regulation.
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his girlfriend, becky edwards, all american soccer player at florida state. >> joe, that's actually his new girlfriend. that's jena sims. [ audience oohs ] >> steve: oh! oh, snap! >> jimmy: "oh, so check that, as yes, he broke up with jena on the ninth hole. he has the newest girlfriend. that is stacy. he is making out with stacy now." >> steve: oh! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: big business news here you guys. amazon is buying whole foods for over $13 billion. it's a good deal, but they're going to be mad when they just find out they could have bought trader joe's for $6 billion. i mean, you know, that's -- [ laughter and applause ] there have been a lot of reports lately that -- that apple is making its own self-driving cars. you heard this? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i think the apple car actually made an appearance in the new "cars 3" movie. see if you can spot it. >> ready to race today? >> i'm sorry. there are no mcdonald's. [ light laughter ] within five miles of your current location.
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>> jimmy: yeah, there's no mcdonald's. [ applause ] have you heard this fact, i don't know who -- how they figured this out, but i read that the new season of "game of thrones" supposedly broke a a record for the most people set on fire, by a tv show. [ light laughter ] yeah, even -- even crazier, the show that held the record before them, was "frazier." [ laughter ] there it is. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on! come on! come on, man! >> jimmy: i'm gonna do it every night, man. >> steve: frazier! >> jimmy: finally, this is very weird. the president of costa rica was speaking to reporters last week, and there was a wasp flying around his head. watch what happened, watch what he did. [ speaking foreign language ] [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i
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it's like, "oh, my god! oh, my god! i just ate a wasp!" guys, we have a great show. give it up for the roots right there. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great guys! good to see you. guys, it's -- it's in there, man. it's real. [ cheers ] >> steve: summer 'stache is here. >> jimmy: summer 'stache has happened. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. hashtag stache tag. [ light laughter ] guys, it is monday. we're very happy to be back. we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, the very funny amy poehler will be here. [ cheers and applause ] love amy poehler. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i know, i miss her. plus, zendaya will be here, and -- [ cheers and applause ] and a performance from imagine dragons.
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i love imagine dragons. now, there -- there are four guys in that band right? >> steve: mm-hmm. >> jimmy: and they all have beards. >> steve: mm-hmm. >> jimmy: big bushy -- what i want -- what i want to propose is that they shave the beard down to a mustache. [ light laughter ] >> steve: in honor -- >> jimmy: and solidarity, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: the summer 'stache, 'stache tag. >> jimmy: yeah, they can do that, right? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we should call imagine dragons, see if they'll just shave the beards off, just for one special performance. >> steve: yeah, what would stop them? there's no law. >> jimmy: it's free. >> steve: yeah, it's free. we're in america. >> jimmy: freedom. >> steve: freedom, man. >> jimmy: freedom rock. turn it up, man. yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: turn it up. >> jimmy: guys, we have a great show tonight. we love it when this guy comes to visit. he and amy poehler star in the big new summer comedy called "the house" in theaters next friday. will ferrell is here today! >> steve: yes! [ cheers and applause ] come on. he's a delight. >> jimmy: yeah, he is the best. plus, from the new netflix series, "glow" alison brie is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ]
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pretty good buzz, good buzz on that show. and we have great music from shawn mendes is here! [ cheers and applause ] he's awesome. he's a talented, talented guy. guys, it is time for "screen grabs." here we go. ♪ make me want screen grabs ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, these are -- these are some weird funny things that you guys have found on the internet, or other places, and then sent in to us. so, the first screen grab was sent in by theresa johnson in abbotsford, british columbia. she was taking some sort of online survey, and saw this question. "when did you last eat shoes for breakfast?" [ light laughter ] even more disturbing she answered, "in the past week." that was her answer. [ laughter ] this next one was sent in by natasha hains in memphis, tennessee. she was browsing through some resale posts and saw this couch for sale. it says, "couch $30.
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just need to get rid of it asap. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: nothing -- >> jimmy: i gotta get this thing out of here, man. >> steve: nothing's wrong with it. >> jimmy: nothing is wrong with it. >> steve: except for all the shedding. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it sheds, yeah. it's a big deal. the couch -- >> steve: it's pleather. >> jimmy: the couch sheds, big deal. the next one was sent in by michael hoffman in chattanooga. he was texting with his dad and i think there may have been an autocorrect issue. watch this. "i hate michael. can you talk?" and then it said, sorry, that's supposed to say "hey, michael, can you talk?" yeah, i hate -- [ laughter and applause ] i hate michael. >> steve: can you talk? >> jimmy: can you talk? >> steve: wait, this is michael. >> jimmy: happy father's day, dad. [ light laughter ] next one was sent in by tracy schott, in berthoud, colorado. she was going through her dvr listings and saw a description for our show, "the tonight show." let's see what it says. "a calculating sociopath kidnaps a couple's young daughter just for the pleasure that power and manipulation bring him, and learn what a a parent will do to save his child."
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i remember that episode. >> steve: yeah. that was a tough time. >> jimmy: that was a dark one. >> steve: that's why you grew the 'stache. >> jimmy: that was a dark time, man. [ laughter ] yeah, that was a weird episode. the next was sent in by molly larson in madison, wisconsin. she was watching cnn when she noticed this headline. "president's spokesman says he can't speak for the president." [ laughter and applause ] well, i can't -- i can't speak. he's the spokesman. >> steve: what? don't ask me. >> jimmy: not me, man. [ light laughter ] the next one was sent in by kevin morales in utica, new york. he was playing a game on his phone when he got this notification. "would you like to be automatically notified when your balls have been recharged?" >> steve: hey, oh! [ laughter and applause ] call cialis. >> jimmy: yeah, i would. i would. i would like to be notified. >> steve: please, just let me know. >> jimmy: please let me know, when that's happening. >> steve: if you don't know, nobody does. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know, yeah. someone else is gonna tell me, i don't know. this next one was sent in by kris wilso o
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he was watching an old baseball game between royals and the yankees, and spotted a shot of two of the players names. look at this. "coke. cain." [ laughter and applause ] those two have a lot of energy. >> steve: they have a lot of energy, those guys. the balls got recharged. >> jimmy: that game was over in -- in ten minutes. [ laughter ] the fastest baseball game ever played. this next one was sent in by matthew mannix, in virginia beach. he was looking for a wi-fi network and this is the first one that came up. "i will eat your relatives." [ laughter and applause ] i will eat your relatives. >> steve: how did that happen -- you've got to set that wi-fi up for me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we're down to our last one here, it's from jackie mcnatt and matt real from louisville, kentucky. they were shopping for old albums in a record store and they spotted one album, and they said the bassist looks like me. his name is eddie gomez. [ light laughter ] i don't see it really, but let's take a look. this --
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers ] >> steve: is that a more? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: there you go, that's all the time we have for "screen grabs." if you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrabs@tonightshow.com. we might put it on the show. stick around, we'll be right back with will ferrell, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ all across america
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♪ yeah, i love you, do you love me, too? ♪ ♪ clap your hands if it feels good ♪ ♪ clap your hands, ohh what do you have there? p3 it's meat, cheese and nuts. i keep my protein interesting. oh yea, me too. i have cheese and uh these herbs. p3 snacks. the more interesting way to get your protein. present. you're always itthinking about it.s always what if my cancer comes back? i've been working on this therapy for 5 years now and we're getting ready to go to the clinic. my son definitely keeps me fighting. i want to be there for him when he needs me. that's what motivates me. i want to see patients have gray hair. i see myself growing old with my pink hair. that to me, is enough to keep going.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of our all time favorite guests. he and amy poehler are starring in their first movie together.
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it is called "the house" and it is in theaters next friday. please welcome the hilarious will ferrell! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! >> it's summer. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can i touch it? [ light laughter ] >> if you dare. [ light laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: i mean this is -- how long have you been growing this guy? >> i've been growing this for like, a week, at least. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, at least, yeah.
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>> jimmy: at least a week. it almost looks like -- >> it almost looks like what? [ light laughter ] don't say it looks fake. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no, no, no. it almost looks like -- looks like a full head of hair. >> it is kind of sam elliott meets wilford brimley. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's almost like "spinal tap"-y too -- it looks like a head. i mean it's long enough to be like a hair piece. >> it is full of wisdom. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> it's a wise mustache. >> jimmy: it's full of wisdom. it really is. >> i look like a guy you don't want to sit next to on an airplane. right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like that guy. >> i'm gonna lean right in to you. we're going to talk the whole flight. >> jimmy: we're gonna talk the whole way. >> we're gonna talk the whole flight. >> jimmy: even if i see you put your head phones down. i'm gonna talk to you about something yeah. >> how long have you been growing your stache? >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i'm very busy. >> hey. >> jimmy: what's that? >> you want to touch my mustache? >> jimmy: no thank you. [ light laughter ] can i get some help here? no i don't want to touch your moustache. >> i want to get some help. hey, can you force this guy to
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he won't talk to me. >> jimmy: i wanted help first. >> well i'm going to get help. >> jimmy: no, i'm getting help. [ light laughter ] >> look. >> jimmy: what? >> i was jealous. summer stache #stachetag. hashtag. stache tag. hashtag. [ talking over each other ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it always come in threes. >> it's -- hashtag in threes. if the second one comes, you know the third one's coming. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> i don't want to disappoint the audience. this is not a real mustache. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness. [ audience ohs ] are you kidding me? this is the magic of television. >> yeah. it is not a real mustache. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's looking good right there.
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you look good. that's a stud right there. >> now, but i want to continue the summer stache by giving it to a lucky audience member. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: be careful! be careful! be careful! be careful! be very careful! [ applause ] whoa! [ cheers ] >> push it on there! push it on. looks great. >> jimmy: wow. that looks great. that does not look fake at all. that's fantastic. that does not look fake at all. that looks real. >> young lady, you're going to get some action tonight. [ cheers ] and i hope you're flying. i hope you're flying tonight as well. >> jimmy: sit next to somebody. >> yeah. >> jimmy: will, thank you for being here. >> always a pleasure. >> jimmy: i love it. i want to talk about the movie,
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you and amy poehler. >> yeah, so fun. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. i would watch anything. i would watch you guys just eat. [ light laughter ] >> well we do eat. we do eat in the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, so spoiler alert. >> yeah, yeah, so. >> jimmy: spoiler alert. that's the end of the movie, you guys eat. >> just eat chicken wings. >> jimmy: do you two hand your chicken wings? >> uh yeah, yes, probably do. [ light laughter ] gosh, i don't know. i haven't thought about it. >> jimmy: i think about it single hander. >> you're more of a single. >> yeah. i probably do two. >> jimmy: you know -- yeah, yeah, i do the two. i do two. [ light laughter ] >> it doesn't matter. >> jimmy: how you was father's day? how's the kids? >> father's day was good. it was my first father's day where they actually acknowledged that it was father's day. be careful! >> jimmy: normally nothing. >> normally nothing. normally my wife is like, "oh, happy father's day." here's a cup of coffee. >> jimmy: stares you down? >> yeah. it's a holiday invented by the card industry, okay. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's my wife. saying it to me. >> jimmy: she gives a speech? >> yeah, she gives a speech. >> jimmy: on father's day,
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>> but my 7-year-old, axel, is like dad, we have presents for you. >> jimmy: that's so nice! wow! great. >> so i had to sit down and i opened up presents. i got some very bizarre plastic orange barbecue mitts. [ light laughter ] i got a head lamp for camping. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you go camping? >> this was all picked out by the kids. no, we never go camping. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: who knows, you might go to a cave or something. >> no, we've been once. it's not like it's our annual thing. >> jimmy: it'd be cool though. >> i like the lamp -- yeah in case the lights go out or something like that. >> jimmy: sure. do you go to sleep with it every night? >> if i do some work underneath the car. >> jimmy: oh wait, that's so you. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're always working underneath the car and eating some wings. >> fixing the car. jimmy: oh yeah, that's fantastic. that's a nice gift. >> but, the big one was they went to, and got me reading glasses with special frames. not just the drugstore variety. so i have brand new reading glasses.
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[ light laughter ] i need reading glasses. >> jimmy: yeah, you do you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: to read, yeah. >> but i would love to unveil my new reading glasses here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you sure? are you sure? >> i'm totally sure. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers ] wow! >> here's the only problem. when i read? >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is what happens. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: they fall. why do you [ inaudible ]? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: that's what happens every time. >> every time i read, because the prescription is wrong. [ light laughter ] >> they didn't bother. >> jimmy: the kids picked it out. >> the kids picked it out, yeah. >> jimmy: let's talk about "the house." this is you, amy poehler. a big summer comedy. big comedy. >> we have a daughteo
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about to go off to college. our finances kind of fall through. so we, like, every suburban couple, we decide to run an illegal casino in our neighborhood to pay for college. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. i love it. you have an illegal casino in your house. >> it goes pretty well until we get sucked into the dark side. >> jimmy: it's super funny. and a great cast of people. are you a gambler in real life? >> not so much. i mean i'll play poker occasionally. do you play poker at all? >> jimmy: yeah, no man, yeah. do you have a good poker face? >> i have, i unfortunately -- when i sit down at a table, i'll go with adam mckay, my buddy adam, he's a very good player. occasionally we'll go to vegas. when i sit down, everyone at the table looks because it's the dumb famous guy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> with a lot of money and they're just like, licking their chops. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: they just want to take it. take your money. >> they want to take me. so, it's hard. occasionally i'll get a good hand. and i'm trying to play it cool but if i get a good hand
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[ light laughter ] and then nervously look around to see if anyone noticed. >> jimmy: yeah, that's awful. say yes and fist pump. >> yes. >> jimmy: yes! oh my god, that's the worst. >> or oh, baby! >> jimmy: oh, yeah. do it for every hand. >> do you have a -- what is your poker face like? >> jimmy: i'm not good at poker facing, or lying. i can't do it. if i get a thing, i give it away. i sweat. [ light laughter ] it's not fun, it's a physical sport, yeah, for me. >> it's hard. and it's a lot of pressure. >> jimmy: a lot of pressure and i sweat a lot. >> and then everyone's into the rules, and if you bet on the wrong thing and you bet too much. they're like "why did you make that bet"? i'm like, "i don't know. i don't know how to play." >> jimmy: i don't know, man. i'm having fun. i'm not a professional gambler. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. do you have a gambling story? >> actually, i do, i do have a a gambling story. >> jimmy: you do? >> do you want to hear my gambling story or did you want to --? [ cheers and applause ] i actually have a great gambling story, when before i got to "saturday night live" and kind of bumming around l.a. with my acting friends and decided we wanted to do a short film. we wanted to do a movie.
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so we pooled together $10,000. >> jimmy: wow. >> we maxed out our visa cards. you know, whatever. >> jimmy: all visa. >> all visa, all master cards. >> jimmy: with the orange one? >> what's the orange one? >> jimmy: verizon, or something. >> discover. >> discover card. >> jimmy: american express? >> american express. [ light laughter ] best buy, best buy card. >> exxon! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: exxon card. >>exxon card of course. >> jimmy: i get it, i get the idea. >> so we max them all out and we got $10,000 together. as we put the movie together, we realized it was gonna cost $30,000. it wasn't going to cost $10,000. it would cost $30,000. so we're like, what do we try to do? do we make it for $10? and we said, you know what, it's gonna look stupid. let's take the $10,000, let's go to vegas and let's bet it. if we win the 30, we'll make our movie. if we didn't, it was like, so what? [ laughter ] so we go. we go to vegas.
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we put it on black. roulette table. [ audience ohs ] spin it. [ light laughter ] i don't spin it. >> jimmy: you spin the wheel? i wasn't allowed to. [ laughter ] i asked if i could. and they said you're not an employee. bounces all over, the little ball. lands on black. and we get 30,000 dollars. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's what's great. here's what's great. i don't think that story is true at all. >> actually that didn't happen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i knew it. i knew it. i could tell by the poker face. >> it is a great gambling story. >> jimmy: it's a great gambling story. >> you said, you want to hear a a great -- >> that was a great gambling story, yeah. that never happened. >> no. it never happened. [ light laughter ] so, don't do that. >> jimmy: don't do that. >> jimmy: but it's a great gambling story. i want to show a clip here. amy poehler and will ferrell. [ light laughter ] a big comedy called "the house." in theaters next friday. check it out. >> you lost all our money. >> and i am mentally and physically addicted to marijuana.
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>> honey you love it. i think about it all the time. it's hard to focus right now. so mad i'm not high. >> and we started a fight club. >> what are we doing? we're each other's enabler. we're not even -- one of us has to be an adult here. so you do it. you be it. >> okay. i'll be the adult. and as the adult, i'm going to say we're going to call frank and tell him to shut it down. >> okay. >> and that's how we're gonna handle it. >> okay. [ sighs ] what a relief. >> right? >> why don't we keep it open, go big? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why don't we do that? [ cheers and applause ] "the house." will farrel and i are playing a brand new game called think pass after break. stick around everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [laughs]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everyone. we're here with will ferrell! [ cheers and applause ] his new film "the house" opens next friday. now will, one thing a lot of people know about you is that you're very quick on your feet. >> yes. >> jimmy: well i wanted to test our your skills and see just how quickly you can think on the spot. it's time for "think fast." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ one two three think fast ♪ >> jimmy: now, here's how it works. we're going to take turns drawing one of these cards. each card has five totally random questions on it. >> one, two, three, think fast! >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] >> no, i love it. i love it. >> jimmy: i have a sequence. i was gonna say it's very -- >> yes. >> jimmy: one person asks the questions. the other person has to answer each question as soon as it is asked and i mean immediately. it doesn't matter if the answer is right or wrong. it just has to be the first thing that pops into your head. will, since you're the guest, i'll read your questions first.
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. why is the sun so hot? [ clock ticking ] >> yellow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are birds made out of? >> plastic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how old is john hamm? >> uh, 59. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what was elvis's first words? >> uh, peacock. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: who stole egg? >> uh, larry. [ light laughter ] and his brother. [ cheers and applause ] larry and his brother. >> jimmy: larry and his brother stole yhr egg. yellow. yeah, yeah, okay. you ask questions now. yeah, that was great. >> are you ready? >> jimmy: that was great. okay. [ light laughter ] [ clock ticking ] >> what can i buy for $1? >> jimmy: sandwich. [ light laughter ] >> where are the children hiding? >> in the basement. [ light laughter ] >> what are sports? >> jimmy: things. [ light laughter ] >> how heavy is a duck? >> jimmy: 12 pou
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[ light laughter ] >> tell me a secret. >> jimmy: shampoo. [ laughter ] [ knocking and ringing ] [ cheers and applause ] both: that's a juicy secret! that's a juicy secret. >> jimmy: juicy, here we go. all right. [ light laughter ] lights. [ clock ticking ] which rabbit is the best? >> uh, joe. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: how big is the big man? >> he's bigger. he's bigger than you think he is bu,t he's smaller than a a jockey. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: why were you late for my wedding? >> because my dad said, "knock it off." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: name the best place. >> alaska. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what are the names of the two firemen? >> there is captain ron. >> jimmy: captain ron? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, and? >> cecil. [ laughter ] [ ringing and knocking ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's the final round. so here's what it is.
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>> jimmy: i have this, you have that. on this final round we'll both pick up a card with the same set of questions. i'll ask, you answer then you ask a question. >> and we'll just back and forth. >> jimmy: back and forth, it's ping-pong. >> okay, yeah. >> jimmy: ready? >> okay. [ clock ticking ] >> jimmy: who drank all the coffee? >> my mom did. she was thirsty. [ light laughter ] where did the money go? >> jimmy: under the mattress. [ light laughter ] what is the name of your first kiss? [ laughter ] >> um, yeah. what would have been a better name for the beatles? >> jimmy: the sgreetles. [ light laughter ] what is a jazz boy? >> he's the guy who carries the saxophone. [ light laughter ] how many people are there in canada? >> jimmy: three. [ light laughter ] what are you? >> i am me. [ light laughter ] what's a cool greeting? >> jimmy: hola. [ light laughter ] why are you so great? >> because it's in the genes. >> sing me a song. ♪ orlando orlando ♪ [ ringing and knocking ]
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is talented actress who you know from the hit shows "mad men" and "community." now she is starring in a brand new netflix series called "glow" which is available for streaming this friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome alison brie! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: i like how you take the hula hoop that all the way up to the arms. >> i hula hooped it up onto my
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>> i can't do it in real life. >> jimmy: yeah, invisible hula hoop, you can totally do it. >> but with an invisible hula hoop, you can do anything. >> jimmy: congratulations on "glow." it is getting great reviews. gorgeous ladies of wrestling. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i totally remember watching that. >> do you? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: yeah, that was a big thing -- and then it just kind of went away. i don't know what happened to it. >> it was a quick flash in the pan but a very cool real show. "gorgeous ladies of wrestling." they shot the pilot in 1 1985 and it is a bizarre show. like it's not just women's wrestling. they rap, they do some sketch comedy. there's kind of a lot. we delve into some of this stuff in the show. >> jimmy: and you shot all this already. >> we shot it all and ours is a a behind the scenes take on their show. so all of our characters are fictional. >> jimmy: yeah. okay, good. >> and, you know. we're not basing it on their real lives. >> jimmy: right, right. >> their wrestling character ideas and stuff like that. >> jimmy: yeah, and you got a -- full on perm. >> oh, yeah. oh, yeah. so when i got the part, i brought in a picture of sigourney weaver from the original "alien," which came out in '79.
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like -- yeah, woo! 1979! >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love the late '70s, man. >> jimmy: yeah, man. we have a different audience every -- every night we elect a a different year. >> oh wow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and tonight, we like -- 1979 is our favorite. >> and i hit it on the head. >> jimmy: yeah you did, on the nail. >> we cut my hair into a shag and permed it. and it was great. it is a very nostalgic thing getting a perm, 'cause the chemicals. well, when i was a kid, i grew up in the '80s. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so there were a lot of perms. my mom had perms constantly. my aunt was a hairdresser. there was a year when my mom, my sister and me all had identical perms. it was about like '89 or '90. we had like those triangle perms. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i got a perm once. >> did you? >> jimmy: i'll tell you why. because i went in, i was in college. and i went in to get my hair cut and this girl told me that my hair was too straight. >> so straight. >> jimmy: she said, you should get a body wave. so i go, i don't know what that is. >> they call it th
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and you're like, it's still a a perm. >> jimmy: yeah, no. well, i can't get a perm. and also, i can't afford it. and then she goes, i'm in training so i'll give it to you for free. [ audience ohs ] i'll take anything for free. [ light laughter ] i was like, i was eating ramen noodle soup for -- yeah. >> it's a dangerous thing, with your hair. >> jimmy: so i went in and i got a perm. and my friends walked by the window in the mall and i was under the hair dryer reading a a "redbook." [ light laughter ] they go, what are you doing? i go, getting a body wave, man. >> you really just like went in to the whole -- you really gave yourself over to the whole process. >> jimmy: yeah, and then she said it won't be a tight perm. it is a body wave. it's loose. it's a loose -- no. it was a real -- [ laughter ] >> little 'fro. >> jimmy: i had a full on, like mike brady. yeah, it was really bad. it was awful. and i had to grow it out. there is nothing you could really do. >> mine was more loose, there's nothing you can do. that is like, then just living my life day to day. i was just living in 1985. i was living the 1985 life all the time. >> jimmy: you really were? >> and my friends at parties would be like, i love the perm.
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around thinking, i'm starting a a new thing. i'm bringing it back. and now, you know, we finished shooting the show months ago. none of my friends have gotten perms. [ light laughter ] i feel like they were just being nice. >> jimmy: they were being very nice. that's why you have a friend, yeah. >> i love that perm! >> jimmy: it is so great. >> i want it. >> jimmy: i want one. [ light laughter ] not this year but maybe -- >> sometime. >> jimmy: sometime. eventually, i'll get a perm. >> you don't have to pick a a specific time. >> jimmy: no. i was so impressed by all the training and all the stuff that went into this "glow." and so, you were the coolest. you actually took a video of your workout training. >> yeah, well we did the wrestling training for the show and then i like upped the ante with my personal trainer jason walsh who is incredible. and he was like, let's do -- kind of waiting for a role to kind of really kick us into high gear. i've never been very athletic. i was never into sports as a a kid. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. but i've been training with him for a long time. so like -- and then having this motivation of doing show really --
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think you could do -- i'm going to show the video. but you're doing some great exercises. >> the pull-ups impressed me the most. i used to be able to do zero pull-ups and now i can do ten in a row which is a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's amazing. >> just textbook ten. >> jimmy: you can do it. this is your trainer in the video. and how much, do you mind if i ask? how much does he weigh? >> he weighs 220. so he is like double my body weight. oh yeah, we have some fun at the gym, too. it's not all work. >> jimmy: not all work. here's alison brie working out. look at this. >> jimmy: wow! that's impressive, man. look at this. >> i like our different tunes. [ light laughter ] >> keep going, keep going. [ cheers and applause ] [ unintelligible ] >> jimmy: come on! that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's what you're supposed to do for a role.
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that's what an actor does. you jumped in. >> i will say that we shot those videos when i was just there the other day. when we went to do the pull-ups, i set a record at 11. and it's because right before we shot the video, my trainer was like, this is for fallon! get that adrenaline going! >> jimmy: that's right! >> you're going to be on fallon! >> jimmy: that's right! >> i have to! >> jimmy: yes! i want to inspire everyone one at a time, exactly, to go work that. >> people who should train to come on this show. >> jimmy: to train to come on "the tonight show." yeah, they have to -- vigorous training, yeah. they have to do a tough mudder before they come on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. this is alison brie and marc maron in the show, "glow." take a look at this. >> be hammering. a body slam. get back up and then i stick on your feet so you -- and then i get you here. i got you in hammer lock. you get up. you turn around on me. you lock me up. you think you got me. but then, i come back with the soon to be famous, rough [ inaudible ] >> and then, you know, fight, fight, fight.
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i am winning. oh, you're winning! oh, step off! you got me! oh, you stupid american swine. >> and big finish. vodka for breakfast! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, how fantastic is that? alson brie, everybody. season one of "glow" is available on netflix this friday. shawn mendes performs for us next. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when you're close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment? if you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. this guy is the real deal, man. tonight's musical guest kicks off the u.s. leg of his world tour on july 6th performing "there's nothing holdin' me back" off his number one album "illuminate." give it up for shawn mendes! ♪ ♪ i wanna follow where she goes
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i think about her and she knows it ♪ ♪ i wanna let her take control 'cause every time that she gets close yeah ♪ ♪ she pulls me in enough to keep me guessing and maybe i should stop and start confessing ♪ ♪ confessing yeah oh i've been shaking i love it when you go crazy ♪ ♪ you take all my inhibitions baby there's nothing holding me back ♪ ♪ you take me places that tear up my reputation manipulate my decisions baby there's nothing ♪ ♪ holding me back there's nothing holding me back there's nothing holding ♪ ♪ me back
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just picture everybody ♪ ♪ naked she really doesn't like to wait not really into ♪ ♪ hesitation pulls me in enough to keep me guessing and maybe i should stop ♪ ♪ and start confessing confessing yeah oh i've been shaking i love it when you ♪ ♪ go crazy you take all my inhibitions baby, there's nothing ♪ ♪ holding me back you take me places that tear up my reputation manipulate my decisions ♪ ♪ baby, there's nothing holding me back there's nothing holding me back ♪
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♪ 'cause if we lost our minds and we took it way too far i know we'd be alright ♪ ♪ i know we would be alright if you were by my side and we stumbled ♪ ♪ in the dark i know we'd be alright i know we would be alright ♪ ♪ 'cause if we lost our minds and we took it way too far but i know we'd be ♪ ♪ alright i know we would be alright if you were by my side and we stumbled in ♪ ♪ the dark i know we'd be alright i know we would be alright ♪ ♪ oh, i've been shaking i love it when you go crazy you take all my ♪ ♪ inhibitions baby, there's nothing holding me back you take me places that ♪ ♪ tear up my reputation manipulate my decisions baby, there's nothing holding me back ♪ ♪ there's nothing holding me back
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baby there's nothing holding me back ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic! thank you. thank you. good to see you. shawn mendes! [ cheers and applause ] look at that. standing ovation right there. check him out on his "illuminate" world tour. we'll be right back, everybody. that was great! ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to will ferrell, alison brie, shawn mendes, once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kirsten dunst, star of nbc's "the carmichael show," comedian jerrod carmichael, music from jeff tweedy, featuring the 8g band with daru jones. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night," how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. during a meeting with the president of panama today, president trump said, "we did a good job building the panama canal." despite the ct

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