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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kate mckinnon. john cena.
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 689, orlando! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness! look at that crowd! looking good! [ cheers and applause ] looking good, in the neighborhood! hey, welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it baby! [ cheers and applause ] you made it! you're here! well the big story is still fo f
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yesterday. and i saw that trump's lawyer responded with a statement that was filled with typos and even misspelled the word "president." [ laughter ] trump was like, "did he forget the 'z?' [ light laughter ] because i do that. it's a common mistake." [ laughter and applause ] forget the z? no. during his testimony comey said that he had a friend leak his memos to "the new york times" to get a special council appointed to the russia investigation. and that's when he found out that if you say the words "leak," "new york times," and "russia." donald trump suddenly appears behind you. he's like oh -- like beetlejuice. hey! [ applause ] comey also said that he's sure trump will be investigated for obstruction of justice. and if trump's found guilty they plan to punish him by still making him be president. [ laughter and applause ] the white house responded to reports that trump lied and said that it's frankly insulting to be asked if he's a a liar. [ light laughter ]
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the white house didn't actually deny that trump is a liar. that would be insulting. how dare you! [ laughter and applause ] i did not take the cookie from the cookie jar. [ laughter ] >> steve: you took the cookie from the cookie jar! >> jimmy: 'twas he who took the cookie from the cookie jar! [ laughter ] this week, somebody using a a computer inside congress edited the wikipedia page for obstruction of justice by adding donald trump as one of the examples. [ audience oohs ] they also didn't stop there. they also changed some other pages. i'll show you what i mean. for example, for the page on twinkies, they added the only thing in the white house that will last four years. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ] really? >> jimmy: yeah. that's what they -- they changed it. >> steve: meow. that's catty. >> jimmy: next up for "house of cards" they changed it from a a drama to a reality show. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and finally for the page on the number zero, they added how many fs james comey gives right now. and you --
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what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: zero. >> zero. >> jimmy: one of the big takeaways from the hearing was that trump tried to get comey to pledge his loyalty to him, which as a lot of people said is inappropriate. well, trump's not backing down. in fact, he just released this video about it. >> hello, this is donald j. trump. if you're in my administration, i need loyalty. i expect loyalty. and in return, you'll get something very, very special. the trump loyalty card. [ laughter ] it gives you all kinds of benefits in all kinds of places like free tickets to amazing ted nugent concerts. a one on one dinner with me that's so fantastic you'll want to go straight home and write a a memo about it. and a 10% deal at all trump hotels. not 10% off. 10% more. if you're loyal, you'll pay it. the trump loyalty card. get one, or get fired. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pay more? this morning trump gave a a speech at the department of transportation and he didn't seem too excited about some of
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>> phase one. [ light laughter ] okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: trump was like, "no centerfold. next." [ cheers and applause ] he must be a lot of fun when he reads stories to his grandkids. like, "big bad wolf was a a quitter. next. goodnight, moon. caterpillar's not hungry anymore. there's a hole in the book." [ light laughter ] meanwhile, i saw yesterday the uk -- this is real, the uk held a general election and some of the votes went to some pretty interesting candidates. this is real. watch this. >> lord buckethead. 249. [ cheers and applause ] the official monster raving loony party. 119.
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bobby 'elmo' smith. three. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. almost 250 people voted for a a guy called lord buckethead. [ light laughter ] america was like, don't feel bad. we actually elected lord buckethead. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey oh! >> jimmy: lord buckethead. >> steve: lord buckethead. >> jimmy: some entertainment news. guys, "the mummy" arrived in theater today. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] "the mummy" arrived in theaters today and they just released a a special new trailer for the movie. take a look at this. >> this week, witness what happens when an ancient force from 5,000 years ago returns to the modern world. >> in the case of mr. comey, the president. comey -- >> no, sir. >> "the mummy." [ cheers and applause ]
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about? president comey? >> steve: come on, johnny. [ applause ] we need you. >> jimmy: guys, this is the end of another crazy week. and since there's too much to talk about. instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. it's something we call, "this week in words." enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hope you guys had a chance to get a little rest this weekend. because as i'm sure you can tell the president, as well as the rest of the administration, have a very busy week. ♪ pressure russians sessions comey ♪ ♪ the senate the hearing testimony ♪ ♪ tweets, lies, tapes lordy on top of all of that kanye west turns 40 ♪ ♪ the paris climate accord hey i wish we had the president on board ♪ ♪ global unity i think that's the key ♪ ♪ don't worry, be happy golden state one game to go ♪ ♪ the first team ever to go 16-0 ♪ ♪ the stanley cup finals french open too ♪ ♪ fidget spinners it's not that bad george clooney
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is now a dad ♪ ♪ new homepod found its niche hey, alexa back off me, bitch ♪ >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. she is so funny, so talented. from "saturday night live" and the new movie "rough night," kate mckinnon is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] fantastic! >> jimmy: she's talented, talented. >> steve: really a brilliant woman. >> jimmy: not here now. i'm just saying she's here. >> steve: she's coming. >> jimmy: people are standing up. >> steve: did you stand up already? >> jimmy: they were standing for her. >> steve: she's not here yet. >> jimmy: she's not here yet. and she's not coming out. >> steve: she's coming out. >> jimmy: eventually she'll be out. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but that was very nice. >> steve: they're ready to stand. >> jimmy: i'll let her know you gave her a standing ovation. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you like her, yeah. me too. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that was just cruel. [ light laug
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>> steve: not yet. >> jimmy: but he will be on the show, he's a wwe superstar and the host of the fox series, "american grit." john cena is stopping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kate, john, and i are playing a game of true confessions. [ audience oohs ] so, stick around for that. and we have great music. i love this guy. this is one of my favorite albums of the year. mac demarco is here, you guys. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's great. guys today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox return some emails and, of course, send out thank you notes. [ cheers ] i was just wondering. [ cheers and applause ] can i just write them out, right now? thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hey, james, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: look at him, he's a a little devil. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] he's also known as the little devil. ♪ thank you, the french
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finals, for being the second best place to watch someone get served this week. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, snap, boom! [ rim shot ] oh, no, you didn't. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, tomorrow's weather forecast for being hazy and in the 80s, which also happens to describe john mccain at the comey hearing. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: boy! hey oh! >> jimmy: president, president comey. what are you talking about man? ♪ thank you, holding the subway pole, for making my morning commute feel like the world's most depressing strip club. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: gotta work the pole. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, covfefe. [ light laughter ] for showing us that a a ticketmaster captcha puzzle can go on to be a presidential quote. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: honey, i got those taylor swift tickets for ya. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, growing a a beard, for letting me slowly turn into my own evil twin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ covfefe! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: cyclops. >> jimmy: third eye blind. >> steve: nice. [ applause ] ♪
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[ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, tom cruise, for starring in the new "mummy" movie being released today. or as you put it -- >> show me the mummy! >> jimmy: i had to do it. i had to do it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> oh. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, capri sun, for looking like an iv bag on vacation. there you go, everybody! those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with kate mckinnon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an emmy-award winning comedian who you know from "saturday night live." you can see her alongside scarlett johansson in the new movie "rough night," which is in theaters next friday. everybody, please welcome kate mckinnon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: standing ovation. the love. can you feel the love? you came in real hot. >> you got a good group there. >> jimmy: you're hot to trot. >> you got a good group. [ cheers and applause ] wow. >> jimmy: welcome back. you look fantastic. i'm so happy to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and man, oh man, first of all, i just want to congratulate you on a great season of "saturday night live."
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>> thank you so much. >> jimmy: knocked it out of the park, man. >> you guys have earned your $20 apiece that i paid you before. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, but they just love --. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: that's real love for you. when i got to host the show this season -- >> yes you did, and god, wasn't he fantastic? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, i'm not saying that. i'm not saying that. >> i gave him an extra 15 for that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. no, but it's good to get up there and see actually how you guys working besides watching on tv, i get to see it up close in person. >> down the nitty-gritty. in the trenches, man. >> jimmy: in the trenches, man. yeah, i know. but you were fantastic. you did a kristen stewart impression that i've never seen, that was one of the best -- you became kristen stewart. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: she's been on the show a zillion times. you exactly became -- >> yeah, well she hosted this year. james dean has been reincarnated. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and his name is kristen stewart now. [ lila
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she is so cool. >> jimmy: i was standing across from you on that. we were playing family feud. i was with harry and we were just like this is the craziest impression. it's so real. it was like it wasn't you. you really get into it, pal. anyways, it's just great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love it. you're off now. "saturday night live" is now off for the summer. i remember those days. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i remember i found them kind of frustrating when i saw things happening in the news that we could have done stuff about. i'm like, i wish we were on because i could have made a a joke about that. do you feel that way? >> what's been -- has anything happened? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we got to go out for a drink after the show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, it's frustrating. i wish i was back there. it's so weird because they're redoing our offices up on 17. >> jimmy: i heard this. they're renovating. >> yes, this big revamp. and um -- oh, actually, before, before we left the last week we were all blowing off a lot of steam because it's been like a a big season or whatever. we were told the walls are coming down. the whole floor is being demolished. so i was with some writer friends of mine and aidy bryant, cast member aidy bryant. [ cheers ] we were dancing to a song and
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and i grabbed the hammer. and one of my writer friends was like "put a hole in the wall. put a hole in the wall." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and uh -- >> jimmy: break it. >> so i did. and i put a hole in the wall, and then they all put a hole in the wall. then aidy came back from the bathroom and she was like, "guys, the walls aren't coming down." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're just painting -- they're painting the offices. you put holes all in the wall. >> i bought a big bucket of spackle. >> jimmy: that's what you did, yeah. >> we'll see what happens. >> jimmy: a big bucket of spackle. >> i sincerely apologize to whoever i made trouble for. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, they're fine. >> but i did feel alive. wow, did i feel young and alive. >> jimmy: you are young and alive. >> yes. >> jimmy: pal, let's talk about this movie. this is a big deal. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you and scarlett johansson, who else is in the cast? ilana glazer. >> jillian bell, ilana glazer and zoe kravitz. >> jimmy: i love her man, she's so funny. zoe kravitz, oh, my gosh. >> gosh, great group of ladies. god we had fun. >> jimmy: well, here we are. >> oh, my gosh it s
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that. and you have a great accent in the movie. i didn't know you could such a a great australian accent. >> oh, thanks so much. yeah australian accent, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who was that person? who was that person? >> that's a little demon who lives inside of me. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he doesn't have a name. >> jimmy: i like that guy. i want to see that next season. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how do you get around -- how do you practice to do it an australian --? >> i tried to -- well, i thought the best way was to listen to a bunch of podcasts, australian podcasts, which i had to learn how to listen to a a podcast. i never listened to a podcast before. but now i know how to -- >> jimmy: dude, i'm totally in to the podcasts. >> download podcast. >> jimmy: what do you listen to? you use an app to listen to a a podcast. >> the podcast app. >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] >> there's an app for that. >> jimmy: podcast app. >> yeah, no, yeah, it's called podcast. so yeah, i would listen to this one australian podcast and
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isn't he cute? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: stop this. what is happening to you? >> i want to celebrate you tonight. >> jimmy: i know, this is your night, man. come on. >> okay. >> jimmy: i wanna talk about "rough night." i want to talk about -- can you give us a taste of the australian accent. say hello. >> hello. >> jimmy: hello. >> hello. >> jimmy: hello. [ light laughter ] i'm getting there. >> you'll get there. >> jimmy: i'm getting there. so what is the film about? it's a big party in vegas. >> it's not in vegas. i have to correct you here. it's in miami, florida. >> jimmy: that's what i meant to say. sorry, yeah. >> so it's a bachelorette party, five girls, wild night in miami. and they order a male dancer. >> jimmy: hey, oh! [ cheers ] now, wait a second. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! so you girls all get a male escort? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and then explain to everyone what happens. >> and there's been an accident. and he, after the accident, is dead. >> jimmy: he is -- there's a a dead body now. >> yeah, yeah.
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so then we, you know, we got to deal with it. because you can't just leave him there. >> jimmy: no. >> you got to get rid of it. so that's what the -- that's what the movie's about. >> jimmy: and demi moore? come on, the coolest. >> demi moore, yes. >> jimmy: the best. i mean super i don't know -- super fun to watch everyone together. >> just a really great cast. it was so fun. i can't even describe to you how much fun it was. [ light laughter ] it was as fun as these shoes. >> jimmy: they're pretty fun those shoes. [ cheers and applause ] >> i tied these up. i killed a snake backstage. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip of the movie "rough night." here's kate mckinnon, "rough night." take a look. >> oh, my goodness. >> go really fast. >> oh, my gosh. what is she doing? >> oh, my god. are you okay? >> i'm good. i'm really good. >> are you sure? because you landed right on your neck. >> yeah. just sort of straight shot landed on the neck snap and we'rba
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>> how are you alive right now? >> i don't know. but i'll take it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, you. who does it better than you? nobody. kate and i are playing "true confessions" with john cena when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm not the type to smushy garbages... you know what? i'm going for it. you are completely and utterly... awesome... i'm glad you showed up. in my life! i think i'm about to cry... you better not. every single time i... get down! you always have... my back! my back! it's really hard to describe. it's like... all these tiny little... things? yes. yes. things! are actually... friendship. ♪ with motionsense technology... degree has redefined deodorant
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with kate mckinnon. her new movie "rough night" is in theaters next friday. [ light laughter ] don't drink it. it's a prop. [ light laughter ] kate and i are about to play a a game of deception called "true confessions." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ first we're going to need another player to fill out this table. and we found a good one. he's the host of "american grit" on fox. please welcome john cena! >> woo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: don't drink that. it's a prop. it's a prop. this is a prop. this is supposed to be like a a detective -- >> god, it's urine. >> jimmy: don't -- [ light laughter ] that's not urine. here's how the game works. in front of each of us are two envelopes containing confessn
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one of the envelopes is something that actually happened to us in real life. the other envelope is a lie. once you read your confession the other two have 60 seconds to interrogate you. then each of us have to guess whether you've been telling the truth or lying. john, you'll go first. >> this is complicated. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: kate, which envelope should he open? which envelope? >> one. >> jimmy: envelope number one! >> i don't want you to see anything here. oh, okay. >> jimmy: you're going to have to read it to us anyway. [ light laughter ] >> okay. so i just read what's on the card? okay. fair enough. i was once hit by a car while riding my bike. and the driver, was my girlfriend. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what was her name? >> my name is john cena. >> jimmy: no. what's her name? [ laughter ] >> that's enough questions out of you. i already told you my name. >> were you dating at the time of the hit? >> yes. >> jimmy: why were you riding a a bike and she was in the car? >> because as a young man, i fancied myself as physicly
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[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you wouldn't travel in any other transportation but bicycling. >> there's enough horsepower in this body to bicycle around west newbury. [ cheers and applause ] >> did she cry when she found that she'd injured her one true love. >> nope. and that was the abrupt end of the relationship. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. that was a good question. >> what sort of bike was it? >> it was a ten-speed. >> jimmy: what color? >> it was maroon. >> jimmy: what year. >> it was 1994. >> jimmy: what grade were you in at school? >> i was just entering college. [ light laughter ] >> where was the accident? >> it was on a small street outside of route 113, west newbury, massachusetts. >> jimmy: i think that's enough questions. [ buzzer ] enough questions. if this is a lie, this dude should win an oscar. [ light laughter ] that actually happened. >> it's got be real. the details are too good. >> jimmy: yeah, i'd say. real! [ drum roll ] >> well, you're both right! it's real! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's great. >> jimmy: that is great. you almost died. >> that's t.
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and then but he didn't. i love that. i love that. >> jimmy: which envelope, envelope. envelope. >> do i choose? >> jimmy: yeah. >> to me you're always a number two. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, appreciate that. [ laughter ] i made out with gwyneth paltrow during an snl sketch. [ cheers ] >> okay. what was the game of the sketch? >> jimmy: it was a maya sketch. that's a prop. don't smoke that. it's a prop. it's all fake. [ light laughter ] fake smoke. it was a maya sketch. something about high school, and we were boyfriend and girlfriend or something like that. and i never go for it when i -- if i have a kissing scene but she went for it. >> how long had you been on the show? >> two seasons. >> tongue? >> yeah. [ light laughter ] i went for it. it didn't make it to air, but i think if it did make it to air, then maybe we would have struck up a relationship. [ light ht
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>> you seem to be stuttering a a lot there, fallon. [ light laughter ] >> did you rehearse the kiss during the week? >> no. we didn't rehearse the kiss during the week. she's -- dress rehearsal, i guess -- >> you seem to be moving your head a lot there, fallon. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not moving your head. why -- what is that? >> i'm not moving at all. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but -- i know, but i'm not. i'm just a very physical person. >> don't talk to me. talk to both of us. [ laughter ] >> we're trying to save your ass here. okay? >> jimmy: okay. [ buzzer ] >> we want to cut a deal. >> jimmy: okay. let's cut a deal. >> i give you immunity and relocate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you think? [ drum roll ] truth or a lie? >> i think it's total bs. >> yeah, i agree. it's a lie. >> yes. >> i don't buy it. >> jimmy: it's a total lie. she's very professional. she would never do that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> horrible liar. that means you're good man. >> jimmy: i'm really bad at -- i'm a bad liar. all right. kate, it is your turn. i will choose the envelope. to me, you are a number one. >> oh, bless you.
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[ light laughter ] oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: that's what's in the cup. >> wait. >> i know. i drank it. >> jimmy: certainly did. >> i once snuck into a zoo after hours. [ light laughter ] >> why would you want to sneak into a zoo, to see a certain animal? >> yes. >> you have a thing for zoos or were you just being rebellious? >> i enjoy a zoo. >> jimmy: do you -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you live close to a zoo. >> no. >> jimmy: so you had to travel to get there. >> oh, yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you there alone? >> no. >> jimmy: besides the animals. >> no. >> did the travel include anything like an airline flight? >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you flew to a place to go after hours to the zoo? [ light laughter ] >> you took a plane to walk to a zoo to go over and do a zoo after hours? >> the zoo wasn't the only reason i boarded the plane, but it was one of them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were the animals sleeping? >> no. [ laughter ] >> first class or coach?
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>> i don't believe a word! >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait. >> i'm sorry. wait. >> jimmy: wait, why would you -- she could fly coach. i fly coach. >> not to hop the wall of a a zoo, you don't fly coach. everybody knows that. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? you don't have to point that out. i love that's the last time we were talking -- [ laughter ] i think -- i didn't get enough questions in there. but. >> you're too busy playing your games. well, jokes on you, buster. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: why's the joke on me buster? i didn't do anything yet. >> i don't know. >> i'd say -- you know what? >> jimmy: i say it totally happened. yes. i think it happened. you say didn't happen. i think it's the truth. yes, it is the truth! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ adventurous. adventurous creative mind. our thanks to kate mckinnon and john cena for the true confessions. [ cheers and applause ] we're talking to john after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a 16-time wwe world champion who you also know from his very funny roles in the movies "train wreck" and "sisters." he hosts the popular fox series "american grit" which returns season two june 11th at 9:00 p.m. frank, can i get some echo on this microphone? a drumroll maybe? [ drumroll ] ladies and gentlemen, please welcome john cena! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> get over here, rapscallion. >> jimmy: i can't believe you. >> you scalawag. >> jimmy: you know what you did to me. and you know what you did to me. you know it. >> what happened? >> jimmy: you told me to come see you at wrestlemania 33. >> yeah, because it was a very important day to me. i put our friendship on the line. [ laughter ] i did. a man of his word, he was there. >> jimmy: i showed up. >> he showed up. he's truly my friend. >> jimmy: yeah, i came to watch you. first of all, i didn't like that you were getting beat up. [ light laughter ] >> i don't do well. >> jimmy: i don't enjoy that at all. >> i thought i did very well. >> jimmy: i go, "dude, i love this dude. i don't want to see him get punched and thrown around." and you were there with your girlfriend. >> yeah, at the time. >> jimmy: at the time. then i saw you before the match. i talked to you. >> yeah, yeah, i made you hop up all those stairs at the top of the citrus bowl. >> jimmy: your dressing room was at the top of the stadium. i had to go up all these stairs to say hi to him. and i'm like, "good luck." i'm sweating and i'm like. it was orlando. i was covered in -- good luck with the match. and you're like, "i'm busy, man, take care." i'm like -- >> that is not true. >> jimmy: you're my best friend. >> that is not true. >> jimmy: no that's not true. >> okay. all righ
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>> jimmy: i know, obviously, yeah. >> we already discussed that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but then, here's what happens in the ring. i watch you and you're getting beat up. >> a lot. >> jimmy: yeah. against the miz. and i was like, "oh, i don't know if i like this at all, man." >> i had a very strong, capable tag team partner. >> jimmy: yes. >> and she won for us. >> jimmy: that's right. she won for you. and so you ended up winning and i was so psyched. [ cheers and applause ] >> who are you? >> jimmy: here's the best part. you grabbed the microphone and you started talking to everybody. and everybody is like, what's going on? this is like -- like you're going to like thank your girlfriend or whatever. you get on one knee. i'm just saying. water works. i lost it. [ light laughter ] you got engaged live or in the ring, asked her to marry you, and you did not tell me that. and she said yes, obviously. and congratulations. >> well i didn't know. i didn't know she -- i didn't know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was a moment. that was such a moment. i was like -- i was blubbering. i was like -- >> she got in there and kicked everybody's ass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was hoping that i wasn't going to be on camera. thank goodness the camera --
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>> jimmy: no, you don't have me crying. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm not in this but this is the other side. but this is my view of you. >> aw. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: and everybody had their phones out. [ cheers and applause ] and it was a big moment. here's the both of you guys. she's so very, very pretty. >> and we won. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my question is where did you have the ring during the whole fight? [ laughter ] never mind, never mind. don't answer that, don't answer that. >> you knw, a diamond is a very strong stone. >> jimmy: okay, perfect, yeah, that'll -- john, let's talk about -- [ light laughter ] >> shame on you, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know what? i had the best time there. i had the greatest time. >> it was good times. >> jimmy: wwe took such great care of me. but i got there. and it was the most entertaining, the most fun. i almost lost my voice. and i had to host the show. we were in orlando. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i had the greatest, greatest time there. i have such, such respect for you guys. it was the most amazing thing. if you ever get a chance to go see live wrestling. >> wrestlemania is a good time. >> jimmy: wrestlemania. >> it's our biggest kb
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>> jimmy: you showed up, it was fantastic. >> couldn't think of a -- wwe has been my family for a a long time now and that's kind of -- was the ultimate decision in me wanting to do something that much of an emotional decision for me. i wanted to do it in front of my family. >> jimmy: how'd you not cry? your mom was in the audience. >> she showed up, unannounced. i've been in 15 of those freaking things and she's never showed up. [ laughter ] so because we're in the citrus bowl, the entryway is 60 yards down like a 30% grade. so i'm awkwardly running, i slide into the ring out of breath. and then i get up, and i'm like, literally, i can't -- i don't want to cuss because there may be kids watching this late at night. >> jimmy: cover your mouth. >> the first thing i said, as there -- holy -- my mom's here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did they get you on camera? >> tough guy persona gone. just slid right off. >> jimmy: hi, mommy. i love you, mommy. yeah. [ talking over each other ] [ laughter and applause ] >> oh, what a surprise. itan
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moment for me. i want to talk about "american grit" on fox. >> let's talk about it. >> jimmy: i know george foreman's son is going to be in it this season. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you want to explain to people what it is if they haven't seen it. >> yeah, so, we tried a project last year called "american grit" where we took really dedicated people and put them through intense physical challenges. and that was really cool but it was tough for the viewer to relate to like, "hey, man, what does it feel like to carry a a 250-pound log 13 miles?" so because -- [ light laughter ] i mean we don't really do that. >> jimmy: no. >> not every day. >> jimmy: most of us, no. >> i really try to use my voice to inspire and to try to motivate. and on wwe i proudly wear the mantra of of never give up every time i'm in the ring. >> jimmy: sure. >> so this year on "american grit" it is all about finding your grit. and the challenges are more built around mental focus, team building, leadership. some challenges are physical, some challenges are very non-run of the mill but we have a wonderful group of contestants. and it always starts with the contestants. we're very open that they have flaws in life that they need some direction, that they need some hp.
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and then i got a crew of brand new military mentors to help these people. so, yes, it is a competition show. somebody's gonna walk away with a quarter of a million bucks but it's also a very, very inspirational journey. and these people are so open with their lives and that's when you begin to get attached and invested. so sunday nights on fox are going to be really inspirational ride. it's "american grit" season two. and i hope everybody enjoys. >> jimmy: yeah. they will. absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have a quick question before we go to commercial. i have a quick question. because i saw a video of you deadlifting -- deadlifting like 600-and-something pounds. >> it was my 40th birthday. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, 40th birth -- by don't you just go to like a a island and go like, you know, have a drink or something? [ light laughter ] >> bro -- >> jimmy: you deadlifted -- >> i'm john cena. >> jimmy: oh, you're john cena, i'm sorry. why would i ask that? [ cheers and applause ] here's my question. here's my question. can you deadlift a person? could you just -- >> you guys don't want to see it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can you do it? >> i'll try it. let's try it. all right. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: i just got to be still? >> you got the lie down. >> jimmy: okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> here's the thing. you got to think stiff as a a board, stiff as a board, stiff as a board. give me one of your hands, we're going to shake hands like this. >> jimmy: okay, yep. >> and i'm going to get the old -- see if the old guy's still got it. i'm going to need some enthusiasm. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john cena, everybody! >> this is awesome! >> jimmy: season two of "american grit" premieres june 11th at 9:00 p.m. on fox. mac demarco performs for us next. stick around, everybody! come on back. >> thank you, guys. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest will headline radio city music hall this fall in support of his critically acclaimed new album "this old dog." i'm telling you this is going to win some awards. performing "one more love song", please welcome mac demarco.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ another turn another shift one last kiss from her lips ♪ ♪ another dream you're putting to bed after all this time it turns out ♪ ♪ all you had is one more love
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out to break your heart set it up just to ♪ ♪ watch it fall apart ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ another try another go
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feel this low ♪ ♪ another dream put to bed after all this time it turns out all you had ♪ ♪ is one more love out to break your heart set it up just to watch it fall apart ♪ ♪ one more love out to break your heart set it up just to
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was fantastic. mac demarco. "this old dog" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to kate mckinnon, john cena, mac demarco, once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. you know those guys. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. thank you so much. bye-bye, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- will ferrell, from "orange is the new black", actress laverne cox, music from jeff tweedy, featuring the 8g band with daru jones. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] so good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to a new cbs poll, president trump's approval rating is just 36%. said trump, "out of how many? [ laughter ]

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