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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jada pinkett smith. dane dehaan. musical guest ri
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 706, georgia! yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. looking good. hey. i love you. hey. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. i love you. i love you. yeah. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. yeah, you're here. you made it. this is it. this is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ]
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we got a good-looking crew tonight. this is hot. well, here's what people are talking about. at a dinner last night, president trump told republican senators that if they didn't vote for the healthcare bill, they'd look like dopes. [ light laughter ] and he combed his neck hair over the top of his head and walked away with his tie dragging on the floor. [ laughter and applause ] "don't be a dope." i saw trump had dinner with republican senators at the white house. they were served steak and lima beans. >> steve: mmm. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and trump wasn't allowed to leave the table until he finished all of his lima beans. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: that's what i heard, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] the president was seen scraping them onto the floor. "do we have a dog?" [ laughter ] the big story is that the republican bill to repeal and replace obamacare has officially fallen apart. [ cheers and applause ] but republicans say they're just going to let obamacare fail while they regroup and figure out a new plan. and democrats said, "hey, that's the same thing we're in
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"just wait it out." and he's still talking about the wall. he's just -- he's just adding new things about the wall now. now he says the wall, for safety reasons, the wall has to be see-through. >> steve: yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: which explains his latest group protesting trump, birds. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: they're furious. [ laughter and applause ] they're just so -- they're furious. >> steve: they're mad. >> jimmy: and paul ryan said this week that he's going to update the dress code for members of congress. this has stirred up some controversy along with a little confusion of what the current dress code actually is. so here to help clarify what is and is not appropriate dress for congress is representative andrew carn. andrew, hey, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for doing this. >> i appreciate it. >> jimmy: i appreciate you taking time to visit us here at "the tonight show." >> thank you. it's nice to be here. >> jimmy: now, congressman carn, with all this talk about the new congressional dress coden
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>> absolutely. under the updated dress code, women would be permitted to wear sleeveless dresses and open-toed shoes. >> jimmy: uh-huh. what about men? >> men may wear a suit and tie, along with dress shoes, as we see here. yep. [ light laughter ] while, an example is something that men would not be allowed to wear is this. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. okay. so the first one is allowed. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: and the second one is not allowed. >> that's correct. >> jimmy: i'm still a little confused here. would you mind giving me another example? >> i'd be happy to. as i said before, congressmen may wear an appropriate suit -- >> jimmy: sure. >> with tie, a nice shirt. >> jimmy: with tie. >> with tie, yes, of course. [ light laughter ] with tie, with dress shoes as you see here. >> jimmy: that's great. yep. i get that. [ light laughter ] >> but what they cannot wear is something like this. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: they can't -- [ laughter ] >> right, yeah. >> jimmy: they can't wear this? >> yeah, i'm hoping that clears up some confusion. >> jimmy: well, i'm still -- i don't know. i'm still a little confused. you guys a little bit still confused? [ cheers ] >> it's common to be confused. okay. well, an outfit like this would be heavily frowned upon.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: that would be frowned upon? >> yes. >> jimmy: in congress? >> yes. >> jimmy: is that your dress as superman? >> it is, yes. while portraying an image of masculine bravery is always encouraged. [ light laughter ] superman undies and a midriff cut uniform are not. >> jimmy: okay. i think i'm starting to understand. you guys close? do you got a -- [ audience shouts no ] >> jimmy: no. can we do just one more example maybe? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you mind? i mean, you guys, one more example of that? [ cheers and applause ] >> sure! >> jimmy: i'm just saying we just got a little confused. we don't quite understand. is that okay? >> i really don't see why not. as i said previously, men are permitted to wear a suit, a a neatly pressed shirt. a tie is a must. >> jimmy: with tie? [ light laughter ] >> with tie, of course. of course, dress shoes. dress shoes as well. >> jimmy: yeah, i see. >> in other words, this sort of outfit is encouraged. >> jimmy: oh, okay. i see that, yeah. >> yeah, but what is strictly prohibited would be something like this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much for that. i appreciate it. andrew carn, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey! go, go! hey, get out of here! hey, get out of here! he sneaks in. he can't even walk. >> steve: i laughed. that last one -- yeah. >> jimmy: he was so nervous, he couldn't even walk out of here. yeah. is he still -- is he still trying to leave? is he still trying to get out of the building? >> steve: no. [ laughter ] he is not. >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: it's like "the shining." ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> steve: was that last outfit good or bad? i don't even know. >> jimmy: in congress, it's bad. here we'd totally wear that. it's more than comfortable. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is he still -- is he still there? has he left? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. all right. he's dancing. >> steve: the sentinel. >> jimmy: guys. [ light laughter ] hey, guys. listen to this. i read that o.j. simpson almost
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lost his chance at a parole hearing for eating a stolen cookie. [ light laughter ] o.j. denied stealing the cookie. then he wrote a book about how he would have stolen it if he did. [ cheers and applause ] he didn't do it. [ laughter ] it's called "if i ate it" is available this fall. this is pretty nice. i saw that donny wahlberg went to waffle house and left a a $2,000 tip on an $83 check. [ cheers and applause ] people couldn't believe it. they were like, "who spends $83 at a waffle house?" [ laughter and applause ] he'd have to order the menu twice. this is interesting, here. a new study found that almost half of americans regret moving into their current homes. yeah, researchers asked those people why they felt that way. check out their responses. this person said, "the property value has declined." this person said, "it was difficult to renovate." this last person said, "too small, no golf course, and we actually have to live here." [ laughter ] unbelievable. we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots, everybody!
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is guitarist, songwriter, and founding member of the kinks, dave davies sitting in with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, dave! we love you, buddy. so happy to see you. congratulations on the new record. you have a collaborative album with your son, russ. it's called "open road." it's out now.
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i really appreciate it. i love you. >> always great to be here! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're the best. dave davies. he's the coolest. guys, be sure to tune in tomorrow night. coming to talk about his new movie, "dunkirk" the one and only harry styles will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is great. >> steve: can't wait. >> jimmy: the movie's great. he's great in it. plus we have jenny slate will be here. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: very funny. [ cheers and applause ] and music from the who. that's out tomorrow night. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] they are the who. >> steve: who? >> jimmy: the who. >> steve: who? >> jimmy: first we have a great show tonight, from the new comedy "girls trip," jada pinkett smith is here. [ cheers and applause ] a very good looking-show tonight. plus he stars in the giant new movie, "valerian and the city of a thousand planets," dane dehaan is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's got a new baby. and we have great music from rita ora. come on! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ]
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do you want to hear a little rita ora? "your song" is the jam. ♪ i don't want to hear sad songs anymore i only want to hear love songs i found my heart up in this place ♪ ♪ tonight don't want to sing mad songs anymore ♪ >> jimmy: is that guy still here? no, he's not here, still. is he? ♪ i only want to sing your song ♪ >> jimmy: all right. ♪ cause your song's got me feeling like i'm ♪ >> jimmy: pretty good. rita ora is here. [ cheers and applause ] andrew carn is still here. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he hasn't left. >> steve: carn is not leaving the building. >> jimmy: andrew carn. we're actually going to play a a game of "catchphrase" later. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah, rita and dane, and jada. guys, it's time to make a look at stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of trump's first six months in office.
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>> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's now been president for a half a year, and a lot has happened. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of trump's first six months in office. here we go. pro, his old motto was, "make america great again." con, his new motto is, "lawyer up." [ laughter and applause ] catch on. >> steve: new motto, catches up. >> jimmy: pro, trump has record-high approval ratings. con, in moscow. oh, that's interesting. [ light laughter ] it still counts. pro, seeing trump at the g20 summit. con, hearing him yell, "bingo" every time someone said, "g20." [ applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: "i love winning." pro, donald trump, jr. says he believes in transparency. con, and apparently so does his dad. >> steve: hey-yo. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: whoa. >> steve: p-p-l. [ laughter ] oh my god. >> jimmy: wow. the fun thing is you can't unsee that. >> steve
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it's burned in your eyes. [ laughter ] hey! >> jimmy: oh, hey! [ laughter ] >> steve: you can't unsee that, either. >> jimmy: somebody walk him out of here. he shouldn't be here. >> steve: mr. congressman carn. >> jimmy: carn. carn. pro, he's doing his best. con, that's also what you say to your uncle who invites you to see his cover band. yeah. [ laughter and applause ] pro, trying to make his mark at the g20 summit. con, looking like the kid that no one wants to sit with in the lunchroom. awe. [ applause ] >> steve: seat's taken. [ light laughter ] a little "forest gump" reference. >> steve: yeah, that's all. >> jimmy: finally, pro, trump is focused on repealing and replacing obamacare. con, everyone else is focused on repealing and replacing trump. there you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that is the "pros and cons." we're playing "catchphrase" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: dave davies. fantastic. woo! welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a big game of "catchphrase." my partner tonight is an incredibly talented actress. from the new movie "girls trip," please welcome jada pinkett smith! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are going to win. >> i can't believe this. >> jimmy: we are going to win. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'm telling you. >> you -- you -- i'm your partner at your own risk. >> jimmy: we're partners. we're partners. our first opponent is the star of "valerian and the city of a a thousand planets," which is in theaters on friday. it is dane dehaan, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dane. dane's partner is a a multi-platinum recording artist. her new single, "your song," is out now. give it up for rita ora! ♪
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all right. all right. now. here, here -- here's how the game works. rita, you're going to start the game by pressing "start" on this buzzer right here. >> okay. >> jimmy: and then you're going to draw a clue from the top of the pile. you have to get your teammate to guess the clue as quickly as possible then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. >> okay. >> jimmy: right? it's easy. you make any physical gesture, say whatever you want. you can't say any word in the actual clue. if you're holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. i'll be very disappointed. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: we're going to play -- [ laughter ] we're going to play -- no, i won't flip out. i swear i won't flip out. >> okay. >> jimmy: i won't -- did i get mad last time? >> you did. >> jimmy: i know, but a little bit -- >> he was saying -- >> jimmy: i know. >> look at him. don't -- don't do that. >> jimmy: but the game -- the game was off -- the game was -- at this one, i swear, i feel like this is going to be fantastic. let's take our positions and let's just have a good time out there. >> okay. >> jimmy: here i go -- jada, you go across from me. rita, you're here. >> all right, so, i'm starting? >> jimmy: yes. you're -- you're -- yes.
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>> so wait, you pick up -- it's like charades basically? but without the name. >> jimmy: it's totally -- it's -- >> you can talk. you can talk. >> jimmy: it's like charades, it's like uh -- [ laughter ] >> it's uh -- >> it's like a -- >> jimmy: no -- no controversy involved and it's just fun for all ages. >> i love that. okay, ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't know if i'm ready. >> jimmy: yes you totally are -- >> oh, i feel you. >> okay, one, two, three -- [ beeping ] >> jimmy: we don't do anything. >> oh, okay. >> vroom! >> trumpet! >> yeah, no, the other one! >> saxophone! >> no, it's like a -- >> trombone. >> yes! >> jimmy: okay, wait a minute that's good. >> all right. >> jimmy: all right. [ beeping ] >> it's a -- like a tennis court on a table -- >> jimmy: ping-pong table. >> yes! >> jimmy: ping-pong! [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping ] >> when you're out too long at the beach and it hurts. >> sunburn! >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. [ beeping ] >> jimmy: uh-uh uh-uh, uh, uh. >> cha cha cha! >> jimmy: what do you call that? >> dancing. alive. >> jimmy: come on, shake your butt at me, let's do that. >> rumba, rumba! >> jimmy: not rumba! do the rumba, no!
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[ mocking music rhythm ] come on! >> i know the song, i don't know the -- >> jimmy: rumba, what in the hell are we talking about! come on, shake your body, but do that -- >> samba! >> jimmy: conga! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> she was looking to us like -- she was looking at me like, "get me out." >> i told you! you did this at your own risk. [ music call and response ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i don't even know if that's a song, but i'm just -- it doesn't even matter. it doesn't even matter. it doesn't even matter at this point. >> what the -- it was samba, though? >> jimmy: do the conga, do the conga. >> ah, the conga. >> conga line. >> jimmy: conga -- don't you do a conga line? don't you go to a wedding -- [ conga music plays ] ♪ ♪ >> no. >> i got the moves, i just don't know what it's called. >> jimmy: you got the good moves. all right, good. all right, you guys got the first point. >> all right. >> jimmy: no big deal. >> okay. >> fine. >> it's kind of a big deal. >> stay with me. don't go io
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stay with me. >> jimmy: i'm here, i'm here. i'm with you -- i'm not going -- i'm staying very positive -- >> all right, let's stay positive. >> jimmy: i will -- i will start this one off again, here we go. ready? >> okay. [ beeping starts ] >> jimmy: okay, you jump out of a plane for fun. >> parachuting. sky-diving. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] parachuting for fun! who parachutes for fun? >> oh! [ laughter ] >> french kissing? >> yeah! >> oh, heck yeah! >> you guys get easy ones! [ beeping continues ] >> jimmy: oh, ballerina! ballet! >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> the thing, the thing. okay, it's on a playground and you like go down and up, down and up with another person on the side -- >> swing? um, trampoline? >> it's like this -- >> jimmy: she'll never get this! they don't have them in england! [ laughter ] >> see-saw, see-saw. >> yes! >> jimmy: oh god! >> dang! >> jimmy: you go -- you go outside, there's an ocean. there are people with no clothes on. you're getting sun. you're -- >> a nude beach? >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> rawr! >> monster?
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>> no! [ buzzer rings ] >> okay! all right, all right, it was a a dragon. >> jimmy: yes, oh, the great dragon, right? i got it, yeah, i knew it. >> a dragon is a monster. >> whew! whew! >> okay, all right, all right. we're making progress. >> jimmy: ya'll feeling good about this one, man? i'm feeling good, i'm like, "oh, ay, oh, ay!" [ crowd mimics ] "oh, ay, oh, ah!" [ crowd mimics ] there you go. >> we need a -- i said whoop, sup, side your head. i said, "oops upside your head." >> jimmy: oh, "oops upside your head." >> oh, is that not how it goes? >> jimmy: yeah, that's how it goes. oops upside your head, i haven't heard that in years. that was great. >> that's all charm. i love it. >> jimmy: oops, upside your head. all right, you start us off. here we go. >> okay, me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right, here we go. >> jimmy: here you go, this is for -- this is for the win. >> is this? >> jimmy: this is worth 10,000 points. >> okay. >> all right. >> jimmy: so it's anyone's game. >> whoops, upside your head. [ beeping continues ] >> oh, it's from my hometown. you wrap it in newspaper and you eat it. [ cheers and applause ]
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you wrap it in newspaper, you eat it, you go to a bar. >> fish and chips? >> there we go! >> jimmy: yes, that's right! fantastic. >> gobble, gobble, gobble. >> jimmy: turkey. frozen -- cold turkey! >> yes! >> jimmy: oh, my god, nice. frozen -- frozen purdue. >> you eat things and you see what they -- >> round tongue. >> not smell like -- >> lizard tongue! you're a caterpillar! >> and then there's little tiny dots on your tongue. >> you -- you have chicken pox. >> so you can see -- no -- so you eat something and it like, i can't say the word -- >> you're allergic to it. conjunctivitis! >> it has little bumps on your tongue on your tongue. little bumps on your tongue. it's one of the senses. >> what? >> ones of the senses -- >> what're you saying? >> like seeing or hearing -- >> oh, smelling, tasting! >> but it's on the tongue -- [ buzzer rings ] >> tasting tongue! >> jimmy: we got the winner, jada! we got it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we won! i told you! i knew it! >> i'd owed you a win! i owed you a win. >> jimmy: all right, thanks to
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest stars in the hilarious new comedy film "girls trip" which opens this friday. please welcome the very talented, the very beautiful, jada pinkett smith. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: my partner. >> yes. >> jimmy: my partner. >> i did you right this time. >> jimmy: no, you always do that. >> no, you were mad at me last time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was so fun. isn't that fun? >> that was fun. >> jimmy: winning. yeah. >> yeah. [ laughter ] thank you for playing that. you look gorgeous as always. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to talk about the movie. congrats. i mean, it's getting crazy good reviews. right now it's above 90% on rotten tomatoes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to get into it. because it's a good -- it's what you want. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's exactly what you expected. >> it's a lot of fun. >> jimmy: some total fun. total blast. what are you doing this summer? >> well, you know what, will is going to be performing in croatia, so -- >> jimmy: he is? >> yes. with jazzy jeff. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, he and jazzy jeff are reuniting in croatia. >> jimmy: guys, if you book your tickets now, let's all go to croatia. >> it's going down. >> jimmy: did you know this was happening? no. [ laughter ] >> yeah, in croatia. can you believe that? >> jimmy: philly comes to croatia, i mean, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> py
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we went to greece. yeah. >> jimmy: ooh, i've never been. >> it's beautiful. >> jimmy: the only thing i've seen in greece is "the sisterhood of the traveling pants." [ laughter ] >> oh. >> jimmy: two. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's a sequel, they go to greece. >> yes. >> jimmy: looked beautiful. yeah. >> it was gorgeous. and, you know, willow had us cleaning up beaches. >> jimmy: oh really? >> beaches and that's for a a vacation. >> jimmy: i mean, come on, she's the best. >> she is. >> jimmy: give her my best. >> i will. >> jimmy: she wrote me the nicest note, i saved it because was so polite and she's so -- >> awe. >> jimmy: i was like, "what a a good kid, man." she's awesome. >> she is. i got good kids. >> jimmy: i love her, yeah. i want to hear about this thing that you did while filming "girls trip." because you're in new orleans. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you go on -- [ cheers ] yeah. >> okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not okay. >> you know who's in the house. >> jimmy: that's just a natural reaction. you say that. and some body, woah! [ laughter ] wait, what? they're not even from new orleans. >> right. >> jimmy: they don't know how it -- [ laughter ] yow! they know how fun it is. [ light laughter ] you end up going on a swamp tour, a gator tour. >> oh. with tiffany haddish. >> jimmy: yeah. no. yeah. explain. because this is just perfect. >> yes. all right. so, i took tiffany out to dinner with will and i.
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friday night." so i say, "what are you doing tomorrow?" she's like, "i got this groupon, i'm going to go on a a swamp trip." [ laughter ] i'm like, "well, who are you going with?" and she's like, "nobody." and i'm like, "nobody?" >> jimmy: first of all i love that you say that have no idea what groupon is. >> i have no idea. [ laughter ] okay. i have no idea but i'm saying to myself, "you got a groupon, you're going by yourself, you need a group." so i was like -- >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] we're going to bring --. we're going to bring you a a group on a swamp boat. >> yes, that part. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i'm like, well, you know, will and i will go with you. yeah. and will's brother was with us. i was like -- >> jimmy: so you're like hollywood royalty? yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. she was like, "okay." so i was like, "come pick us up." >> jimmy: okay. >> you know, we were just going to make this like a regular day, just go and chill. you know, you can come pick us up, we're gonna jump in the back of the car. >> jimmy: and you got a a special -- >> a special day. >> jimmy: we're going to get a a groupon and you're going to have, like, fresh made creole or something. >> yeah, absolutely. right? >> jimmy: no. >> so we get there and i'm like, "wow, that's a lot of people here, tiffany, where's our boat?
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> for the swamp tour. you know? and she's like, "what do you mean where's our boat?" i'm like, "well, i thought you had a coupon for a group, meaning the four of us to, you know, go on one of those fan boats." >> jimmy: yeah, that you see in swamp -- yeah. you see -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know exactly, yeah. >> you know, she said, "girl, this is a groupon. this is a groupon. like, we're gonna go with a a bunch of people." i was like, "what?" [ laughter ] i was like, "all these people? i was like, "tiffany, i got will." this could get really crazy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess people were freaking out. they were like, "dude, is this will smith -- >> yes. >> jimmy: on our alligator tour? like this -- >> so, exactly. so i'm getting, like, crazy. you know, i'm super protective of him. i'm like, "look, will, you got to go home." he's like, "forget that, i'm not going home. i want to two on a swamp tour. i'm going on a swamp tour." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and did you have fun? did you have fun? >> we had the best time -- >> jimmy: ever. >> -- ever. >> jimmy: really, it was great. >> yes. >> jimmy: see, of course you guysay
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[ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love it so much. congrats to will, too, on -- i just heard he's going to be "aladdin," the live -- >> he's playing a big old genie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's going to be the genie? i think it's a great -- >> he's playing a genie! >> jimmy: i love that idea. [ indiscernible ] >> and you know what, i can tell very much is you know what, this is perfect for you because you're always creating magic. >> jimmy: aww. [ audience aws ] i love you so much. >> i have to tell him that. >> jimmy: look at this, here's you and your pals on the cover of "essence" magazine right there. [ cheers ] how long have you known latifah? >> i've known latifah for, like, 30 years. now that's really -- oops. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. no, yeah. >> i known her for 30 years. >> jimmy: you met her when you were three years old. >> i met her when i was three. [ laughter ] i met her when i was three years old. >> jimmy: three years old. >> in nursery school. >> jimmy: in nursery school. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you never -- yeah. >> is that a trip? >> jimmy: you don't forget those things. >> i just don't. >> jimmy: no, you don't forget those things. >> nope. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: how did you meet her? where did you meet her? >> believe it or not, it was at a club because she was performing. she didn't even have a song out yet. and i saw this 8x10 of her.
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and she had on, like, all this african garb with this african drum and she was barefoot. and i was like who is this chick? and they were like, "it's this new rapper named queen latifah." >> jimmy: and where was this? >> this was in baltimore at a a club called the palladium. it doesn't even exist anymore. and so i went to the club promoter and i was like, "you got to let me introduce this artist, you got to let me introduce this girl." and she was 17 there with her mom. i had to be 15, 16 years old. i was just there, i wasn't supposed to be, but i was there. [ laughter ] and they let me get on stage and introduce her. >> jimmy: what, were you involved with the club? or what are you talking about? >> no, i was just a wild child like that. i just -- you know, i was like, "i want what i want." >> jimmy: yep. >> i want to introduce this girl. >> jimmy: this is why you're a a superstar because you do everything yourself and you want it, you get it. >> yeah, you just go and get it. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and there you go. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then you befriended her. i met her on "taxi." >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: and we had the greatest time. i can't even tell you how much i love queen latifah. >> i love queen. >> jimmy: her whole group is -- her whole crew is great.
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: dude, i love him so much. but i had so much fun her on "taxi." i can just imagine. wait until you see this movie. >> oh, we had the best time. rodney, regina, tiffany. tiffany is -- wait until you guys see tiffany, she's just amazing in this movie. her career is just going to take off. >> jimmy: really? yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and explain, too, what it is. we kind of get the idea. but -- >> well, it's four old friends that used to go on an annual trip to essence festival. and we haven't done it in five years so we decided to rekindle our friendship and go on a a girls trip to new orleans to the essence festival. >> jimmy: and it just gets -- >> crazy. yes. >> jimmy: i mean, everything -- it's just -- but it's so fun. at the screening i saw people were just rolling in the aisles. >> yeah. and my character, you know, she's a single mom with two kids and she used to be a wild child and, you know, so her friends take her to help her, you know, get her frisky lady back.
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kind of lose our frisky lady, you know what i'm saying? when we become moms. you know what i'm talking about, ladies. we got moms out there? [ cheers ] [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: you get your frisky lady back. >> got to get my frisky lady back. >> jimmy: it's "girls trip." i want to show a clip. here's jada pinkett smith and the cast of "girls trip." take a look. >> how long has it been since you got that backbone out? >> i don't know. two years maybe. >> really? since terrance? >> i don't know. i mean, i take a vigorous spin class. i read really intense erotica. and i invested in a very powerful detachable shower head which has been very good to me, mind you. >> okay. that story just put me into menopause. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: jada pinkett smith, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] jada, we love you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "girls trip" hits theaters this friday. we'll be right back with dean dehaan, everybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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in the mirror everyday. when i look when i look in the mirror everyday. everyday, i think how fortunate i am. i think is today going to be the day, that we find a cure? i think how much i can do to help change people's lives. i may not benefit from those breakthroughs, but i'm sure going to... i'm bringing forward a treatment for alzheimer's disease, yes, in my lifetime, i will make sure. we haven't hung in five years. we dthat's my girl.trip. ♪ that's my girl yes! oh, slower baby. come on girl. what? girls trip. stop hatin'. you know i like that, yeah. rated r.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is a a fantastic actor. you can see him as valerian in the new movie "valerian and the city of a thousand planets," which is in theaters in 3d this friday. everyone, please welcome dane dehaan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: dane. thank you for coming back. thank you for being here. >> thanks for having me back, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for playing "catchphrase" as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm sorry about the outcome, but that's the way life works, you know? >> i know and i love "catchphrase," too. >> jimmy: you do? is that a game that you play at home? >> i play it all the time at like parties and stuff. i felt really prepared, but i feel like maybe i let the team down. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no you didn't. how do you prepare for "catchphrase?" >> just practice, practice, practice, man. [ laughter ] i've been waiting for that moment and i feel like i blew it. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. you're fantastic. last time you were on our show, wee
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you were almost a dad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now, you are a a dad. >> i am. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have a beautiful baby girl. >> yeah. >> jimmy: named bowie. >> bowie. >> jimmy: and wait until you see this beautiful baby. oh, my goodness. aw. [ audience aws ] >> i know, she's the best. >> jimmy: i mean -- i mean just the greatest, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it just -- are you just melted? did you -- you just melt. >> it's a whole new thing, man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, like, i had -- you know, i had a dog always. [ laughter ] and i really love my dog like a a lot. you know? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and i felt like my love for my dog was equal to that of a a human child, but then bowie was born and it's just like this whole new thing. i love her so much more than my dog now. [ laughter ] sorry, franny, but i do. >> jimmy: no, your -- franny, he still loves you. it's just, yeah -- it's just that he loves the baby a little more now. >> and i'm just obsessed and it's like my entire world, like, my car got stolen the other day.
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>> jimmy: why? >> because i parked the car and bowie was in her car seat and i got out of the car and i was focused like getting her, and putting her in the stroller, and putting her in the apartment, that i forgot to turn the car off and take the keys out of the car. so i just left it parked on the side of the street running and i -- >> jimmy: in brooklyn? >> in brooklyn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the thief was like, "are you kidding me? this is fantastic." >> i know, he barely even stole it. he just was -- i basically gave him the car. [ laughter ] and then -- >> jimmy: you lent a thief a a car. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how long -- did you get it back? >> it was -- it took a week to get it back. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it smelled like a party in there. i mean, the guy -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he went for it. he definitely had a good -- he or she definitely had a great time. >> jimmy: yeah, they enjoyed themselves. >> then car went up for auction. we got another car and then i did it again. [ light laughter ] and i parked the car on the side of the street and i left it running for seven hours and i was out walking my dog and i wa
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sitting on the side of the street running, and i, like, quickly -- [ laughter ] ran to the car and turned it off and i haven't done it since. so i'm feeling like i'm starting to really -- starting to really figure it out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see, this is good. >> starting to really figure it out. >> jimmy: well, i mean -- priorities, priorities. it's all about the baby, that's all you really care about. >> i'm just -- yeah, it's a a whole new thing. >> jimmy: are people giving you just advice left and right and telling you what to do? >> everything. people have advice about everything. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't. i have nothing to tell you. [ light laughter ] >> i really appreciate that. >> jimmy: yeah, because -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: my thing is, no spoilers. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want you to enjoy this. i want you to experience having a baby. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: and then we'll talk about it when the baby's older. >> oh, nice. >> jimmy: we go like, "yeah, that happens?" "yeah, that does happen." we got, like, a stack of books and everything. i didn't -- i didn't read one of them. >> i have some books. i haven't read any since she's been born because it's like you don't have time to read books, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, do you do the thing where she's upside down in your arm and you rock her like that or something? >> no. is that your advice?
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that advice. >> okay. i hold her on my shoulder. she's like obsessed with being on my shoulder. it's the sweetest thing. she'll be crying. >> jimmy: she's tiny, right? >> yeah, she's tiny. she was born 5 pounds 2 ounces. i know, she's so sweet. she'll be -- she'll be crying and then i put her on my shoulder and she stops immediately. it's like her favorite place in the world is on my shoulder. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. sweetest thing ever. >> it's killer. it's killer. >> jimmy: let's talk about this movie. what a trippy movie. of course, luc besson, who is just -- uh, he's brilliant. >> yes, he's amazing. >> jimmy: no, he's just -- i don't even understand his mind. >> yeah, and this is the movie he's wanted to make his entire life. so he's been reading these comics since he was 8 years old, valerian and laureline. and, you know, his imagination is so vast, so crazy and it's almost as if technology has finally caught up to his imagination. you know, he's able to take you through all these worlds and all these aliens and i play valerian. cara delevingne plays my sidekick, laureline. >> jimmy: i love cara, she's fantastic. >> she's awesome. yeah. >> jimmy: so you had to do all this acting, i saw a photo of you guys just in front of, just all green screens. there's no -- nothing real. >> yeah, barely anything real
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i mean, it's -- there's so many special effects -- >> jimmy: besides you, obviously. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, right. but there are so many special effects in the movie, you know? it's like, it's crazy. >> jimmy: it's so much fun to go see. i want to show everyone a clip. here's dane dehaan in "valerian and the city of a thousand planets." take a look at this. >> okay. what's the shortest way there? >> north-northeast 113 degrees. >> okay, 70, 80, 90. that leads me straight into a a wall. >> he said you said you wanted the shortest way. ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, that is the most coolest thing. imagine seeing that in 3d. >> it's so amazing in 3d. >> jimmy: go see it in 3d. >> it's the best 3d in a long time. >> jimmy: go check it out. dane dehaan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "valerian and the city of a a thousand planets" is in theaters and 3d this friday. we'll be right back with a a performance from rita ora. stick around! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] which one of you has been eating all the cheetos snacks? okay, i've given you guys a chance to confess. this little baby can detect trace amounts of cheetos dust.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, join us again tomorrow night, harry styles will be here. [ cheers and applause ] plus jenny slate and music from the who. you do not want to miss it tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] but first, she's a a multi-platinum selling singer and actress who's here to perform her new single, "your song." please welcome back rita ora!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i woke up with a fear this morning but i can taste you on ♪ ♪ the tip of my tongue alarm without no warning you're by my side and ♪ ♪ we've got smoke in our lungs last night we were way up ♪ ♪ kissing in the back of that cab and then you say love baby ♪ ♪ let's go back to my flat and when we wake up never had a feeling ♪ ♪ like that i got a reason so man put that record on again ♪ ♪ i don't want to hear sad songs anymore i only want to ♪ ♪ hear love songs i found my heart up in this place tonight ♪ ♪ don't want to sing mad songs anymore i only want to ♪ ♪ sing your song cause your song's got me feeling like i'm ♪ ♪ i'm in love i
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i'm in love yeah i'm in love i'm in love i'm in love ♪ ♪ no fear but i think i'm falling i'm not proud but i'm usually the type ♪ ♪ of girl that would hit and run yeah no risk so i think ♪ ♪ i'm all in when i kiss your lips feel my heart beat thump ♪ ♪ and now we're way up dancing on the roof of the house and then we ♪ ♪ make love right there on your best friend's couch and then you say love ♪ ♪ this is what's all about so keep on kissing my mouth and put that record ♪ ♪ on again i don't want to hear sad songs anymore i only want to hear ♪ ♪ love songs i found my heart up in this place tonight don't want to sing ♪ ♪ mad songs anymore i only want to sing your song 'cause your song's ♪ ♪ got me feeling like i'm i'm in love i'm in love ♪ ♪ i'm in love i'm in love
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i'm in love i'm in love i'm in love i'm in love ♪ ♪ i'm in love yeah you know your song's got me i don't want to hear ♪ ♪ sad songs anymore i only want to hear love songs ♪ ♪ i found my heart up in this place tonight don't want to sing ♪ ♪ mad songs anymore i only want to sing your song 'cause your song's ♪ ♪ got me feeling like i'm i don't want to hear sad songs anymore ♪ ♪ i only want to hear love songs i found my heart up ♪ ♪ in this place tonight don't want to sing mad songs anymore ♪ ♪ i only want to sing your song 'cause your song's got me feeling like ♪ ♪ i'm in love i'm in love i'm in love i'm in love i'm in love i'm in love ♪ ♪ i'm in love i'm in love yeah you know your song's
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. come on! rita ora! [ cheers and applause ] "your song" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody. rita ora! oh, my goodness! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jada pinkett smith, dane dehaan, rita ora, once again, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] dave davies sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] the one and only roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- patrick stewart -- star of "glow" actress alison brie -- new york attorney general eric schneiderman -- featuring the 8g with matt johnson -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] dies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. republicans announced last night that the latest gop health care plan will not be moving forward, making this the second draft of the bill to fail in the senate. though when it comes to president trump, the third time's the charm.

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