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things," jose altuve, and musical guest elbows, featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 767, dominica. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic! fantastic. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you're watching the right show. what a show we have tonight. oh my goodness. i want to say first of all,
astros, who won the world series. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what a great week for our guest tonight, jose altuve. [ cheers and applause ] he is the -- he's here tonight. the shortest player in major league baseball. [ light laughter ] first he wins the world series, then he found out he's going to disneyworld. then he heard that he's tall enough to ride almost all the roller coasters. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: almost. >> jimmy: almost all of them. but everyone's talking about this. after the game, the astros carlos correa was talking to reporters, when he decided to make the night even more special. watch this. >> and right now i'm about to take another big step in my life. daniella rodriguez, you make me the happiest man in the world. will you marry me? >> oh, my god. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's too beautiful. it is -- it's a good thing they won, 'cause his back-up plan was hiding the ring in some bread sticks at the olive garden.
better. it was a great moment, but when you saw an athlete take a knee, mike pence immediately left the stadium. [ laughter and applause ] "mother, come along, mother. [ applause ] stand for this riffraff." [ light laughter ] i saw that president trump leaves for a 12-day trip to asia tomorrow. he got off to a bad start when he asked, "how long is the drive? [ laughter ] are we taking the choo-choo or the beep-beep? [ laughter ] i love choo-choos." [ laughter ] okay. well, this is exciting. disney just announced the cast for their remake of "the lion king." [ cheers and applause ] keegan-michael key, love him. beyonce as nala. [ cheers and applause ] seth rogen as pumbaa. [ cheers and applause ] but there's one guy that didn't get cast, who said that he could have played all of the characters. donald trump.
and i'll show you what i mean. watch this. >> i'm very disappointed in you. >> i'm really disappointed in you, man. [ laughter ] >> what's going on here? >> what's going on here. >> who are you. >> who are you. >> i saved you. >> i saved you. >> no, no, no, no, no. >> no, no, no. no, no. [ laughter ] [ growling ] [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, come on. >> jimmy: i needed that. finally, i saw that starbucks just unveiled its holiday cups, which have illustrations that customers can color in themselves. it's perfect for people who are too busy to make their own coffee at home yet, still have enough time to color in a a coffee cup. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! thank you very much, roots. we have a huge show tonight. we love this man. not only is he a great actor but he's also funny, and an author. he's co-written this hilarious new book called "you can't spell america without me: the really tremendous inside story of my fantastic first year as president donald j. trump." alec baldwin is here with us! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! my main man. >> jimmy: kurt andersen and alec baldwin, "you can't spell america without me." i love this guy. plus, we're so excited to have them here tonight. the boys from "stranger things" are joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: i love those kids. they're awesome. we're going to catch up with them, and then we're all competing in a "stranger things" themed dance battle. [ audience ohs ] and last night, this guy led his houston astros to their first-ever -- first ever in the history of the houston astros,
world series title. he's the best. i can't wait to talk to him. astros second baseman jose altuve is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: altuve! >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: plus, we have great music -- oh, my goodness. tonight they're playing "magnificent," is the name of the song. but they're just -- the whole record is fantastic. elbow, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] oh, they're fantastic. and they might do a song for the web for us as well. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm just saying. they're that cool. they can do that. guys, as i said, the houston astros won the world series last night, and you know, i was watching the game and i always love the post-game interviews that ken rosenthal does. you know that guy, he has the bow tie. and he just rolls with the punches. whatever happens to him. watch this interview last night with the world series mvp george springer. watch this. >> the astros win their first world championship. let's go down to ken rosenthal. >> thanks, joe. i'm here with george springe
confetti has started falling. [ laughter ] george, this is the houston astros' first world championship in franchise history. how do you feel? >> i can't describe it. i love this team. i love this city. all of our fans back in houston. this one's for you! whoo! >> actually, the astros won 101 games this season. you guys never stopped battling. what makes this team so special? >> you know, we never give up. [ laughter ] and i love everyone on this team. and we have the best fans in baseball. >> let's talk about you. five home runs, ties the world series record. why were you so locked in at the plate? >> you know, i just tried to take good swings, ken. [ laughter ] and not get fooled. i didn't want to look like a a fool at the plate, really. last thing you ever want to do is look like a fool out there. i didn't want to look like a a big fat jackass. [ light laughter ] >> actually, let's talk about the pitching tonight. mccullers, peacock, morton, everybody contributed. what can you say about those guys? >> respect. [ laughter ] so much respect for those guys.
i respect them, and i know that they respect me. deeply. >> let's talk about your home run off darvish. full count, two outs. what were you looking for? [ laughter ] >> i was looking for a fastball in, and i got one. and i made good contact. >> really quickly, what do you think were the three keys to you guys winning game seven? >> patience at the plate, that's a big one. >> number two? >> you know, fundamentals. [ light laughter ] i'd say just solid fundamental baseball. >> actually, what's number three? >> you just want to get some good wood on the ball. [ light laughter ] >> george, congratulations. this must feel very special. >> you can tell by looking at my face just how excited i am. [ light laughter ] world champions, baby. whoo! [ cheers and applause ] >> there you have it, world series mvp george springer. when we come back, we have an exclusive interview with justin verlander and actually kate upton. don't go away. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wasn't that fantastic? did you see that? >> steve: oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations to the 2017 world champion houston astros. [ cheers and applaus
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a three-time emmy award winner who has co-written with kurt andersen this very funny new book called "you can't spell america without me: the really tremendous inside story of my fantastic first year as president donald j. trump," which will be in stores tuesday, november 7th. you can preorder it right now. everyone, please welcome the always entertaining alec baldwin, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: welcome! welcome back, alec baldwin. we love having you here. >> wow, wow. good to hear you guys. wow. >> jimmy: yeah. they love you. we love you, of course. thank you for coming here. i want to get to this book. it's super funny. i know kurt andersen, don't i from, is he "spy" magazine? >> yeah, he's got that podcast on studio 360 on npr. he did "spy" magazine. great writer, and he and i -- he wrote 99% of it. [ light laughter ] i'd be like, why don't you move that comma over here. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly well, you don't have to. you can just make it up. just say you wrote it. how was your halloween? >> halloween is so -- it relates to this because i always say now, my wife and i get dressed up, and we take the kids, and we got three little kids, we go down a street that's closed in manhattan where you can do the whole halloween thing, and we dressed as "the wizard of oz" tableau. i'm the tinman. my wife is glinda. >> jimmy: i have a picture. >> of course you do. there we go. [ audience aws ] my wife is glinda. my son leo is the cowardly lion.
carmen is dorothy. she has a toto shoved in a a little box there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and no matter what i -- i mean, i could have rick baker -- you remember rick baker, the great prosthetic guy? he would do like the "jurassic park" -- he could dress me as like a dinosaur. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'd be like in full hollywood dinosaur make-up, and people still go, "hey, donald trump, how you doing? how you doing? [ laughter ] president trump. president trump. alec." >> jimmy: "president trump, the tinman." [ laughter ] >> "why are you wearing the tinman when you're president trump? alec!" >> jimmy: "alec, why would it be dorothy and donald trump. i don't understand that." >> come on. >> jimmy: "alex baldwin." >> "president trump wasn't in "the wizard of oz." what are you doing?" >> jimmy: "i didn't watch the end so don't tell me he's behind the curtain. oh." >> oh! >> jimmy: hey! i love it. that's new york for you. >> i mean, every year that i've been doing this crazy stuff, it just colors everything that way. >> jimmy: are you doing -- congrats, by the way, since i
live." >> for doing that, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well deserved. gosh, you were fantastic at that. >> but as you know, when we do the show, louie zakarian and jodi mancuso do the hair and the make-up. >> jimmy: of course, jodi. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jodi and louie -- >> jimmy: louie. >> won all kinds of emmys for doing the show. you win the award. you go up there. and normally, i remember who to thank. like i kind of got that in my pocket. i know the timing. i got 45 seconds. i'm going to remember. and i forget to thank louie and jodi, who did the hair -- >> jimmy: hair and make up. >> who did the whole trump thing. >> jimmy: the hair. >> i get it, jimmy. it's yes. it's them. i felt like a complete moron. and i don't thank them. so i come back, and i see them when i do "snl" after that, and both of them are like, "how you doing, alec? [ light laughter ] how was your trip out to california?" [ laughter ] and i go -- and i go, "listen, i'm sorry, i didn't thank you," and they go, "when you said that, when you were doing your thank yous to people, you know, when you didn't mention us --" i mean i --
this is jody, of course -- she goes, "i accepted that. i understood that. sometimes people they forget. but then you thanked -- she names like three people, but you thanked this one, and this one, and this one, and not us, and i'm thinking," 'you're nothing without that [ bleep ] wig, alec.'" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jodi. >> jodi. >> jimmy: jodi, shoutout to jodi. >> that's right. shout out to louie. i promised them i'd come on your show, and say thank you to louie and jodi. >> jimmy: that is so jodi. that's hilarious. we love her so much. are you going to be on "saturday night live" this saturday? >> i'm doing it this weekend. yeah, we're doing it this weekend. >> jimmy: you're going to be there? >> larry david's the host. i'm going to do the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great, and miley cyrus. >> i'm going as the tinman. >> jimmy: tell me about the book. you were telling me about this as you were writing this thing, but how'd you come up with this? i love the idea. >> i wrote a book, a memoir that i did, and i went to this meeting that you go to like a a sales brunch, and i'm there with these people from barnes & noble and -- who owns barnes & noble. like two dozen people there, whatever it is, twenty people,
"what are you doing next?" and i wasn't even thinking. i go, "i'm going to do a parody book about trump," and they all burst out into applause. so i lean over to my agent and i'm like, "we got to get on that right away." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. let's jump on that. >> gold. we've got to start writing that, gold. >> jimmy: nice. >> so, kurt, who's one of the funniest, and cleverest men alive, he agreed to do this with me, and he wrote, as i said, most of it, and we -- it's coming out election day, and this is a book about trump's first 100 days in office. >> jimmy: written in his voice as your trump. [ light laughter ] >> we all know trump is a great writer. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i do love it. i love the title. "you can't spell america without me." you just have to do it now when you go to book -- you go, well, it hits shelves on tuesday. and i was wondering if you would be interested in giving us a little reading, maybe? >> you want me to do a reading? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there's nothing i love more than a good reading. with that in mind, it's time for the fist installment of "tonight show" g'readings.
[ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> okay. i am a strong believer in sitting down personally with the people who are dying to work with me, eye to eye, face to face, kick the tires, give them the smell test, and the smell part, i mean, literally. for instance, when i first met steve bannon in 2011, i thought, "hey, come on the khaki slacks, and the no neck tie, and the big gut, and the spotty face," quite frankly, reminded me of the actor broderick crawford kind of imitating truman capote. [ light laughter ] but then i got a whiff of steve, of this certain aroma that winner's have that i'm able to smell. it's hard to describe. other people can't smell it. just me. but it's a kind of peppermint, plus leather, plus electrical fire. [ laughter ]
or butane, but nicer, more like air-conditioning. [ light laughter ] okay? smelling winners is one of my super powers. speaking of those, i sometimes feel like steve can almost read my mind. like how my mom knew when my dad was going to smack me, or how aquaman could talk to all the sea creatures underwater. the end. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: alec baldwin! alec baldwin, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] he can smell winners. you can't smell -- "you can't spell america without me" is out november 7th. stick around. we'll be right back with the boys from "stranger things," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ man: proper etiquette is essential for every social occasion. so the the broom said, "sorry i'm late. i over-swept." [ laughter ] yes, even the awkward among us deserve some laughter. and while it's okay to nibble in public, a lady only dines in private.
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season two is streaming now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome noah schnapp, finn wolfhard, caleb mclaughlin, and gaten matarazzo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. look at this. come on. welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's so bouncy. >> jimmy: it's always good to see you. and we're not bouncing anymore. >> jimmy: we're not bouncing anymore. >> yeah, these are bouncy chairs. >> jimmy: what? >> these are bouncy chairs. >> jimmy: they're very bouncy. yeah, mine don't bounce as much. we can do the whole thing bouncing. all right. alright, let's settle down, kids! [ laughter ] >> jimmy. >> jimmy: this is your first time, noah. i've met these dudes before. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but this is the first time you're here. >> very excited. >> jimmy: welcome to the show. i'm happy that you're here. >> wow. >> jimmy: guys, i've said this before, but i think you're the best cast in television right now. unbelievable.
i love -- every single person on the show is fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but you guys here have such great chemistry together and awesome. you guys won the s.a.g. award for beth ensemble, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: for a drama? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what was that like, noah? did you have fun there? >> that was crazy. i mean, we didn't even, like, expect -- >> no. >> yeah. >> wasn't that your like first award show you went to with us? >> no. >> or no? >> no. >> but it was -- [ laughter ] >> it wasn't. never mind. >> no. >> jimmy: no, it wasn't, yeah. >> no, but like, now it's so cool that he's like with us now, so like, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, but you guys didn't get to act together much in the first season. >> like three scenes. two scenes. >> yeah. >> literally two scenes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: did you like going to the s.a.g. awards. >> i did three scenes with you. remember the bike race? >> oh yeah, that was fun. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: no, i think it was four scenes. [ laughter ] >> yeah, you're right. >> jimmy, you're right. >> jimmy: thank you, i am right. thank you. i appreciate that. >> yeah. you're welcome. >> jimmy: finn, i love you said that you were kind of shocked when you look in the audience and you see like meryl streep and taraji and everybody and yo l
out. you're like, "wow, this is really happening." so you kind of blacked out? >> it's -- yeah, oh yeah. totally blacked out. it was surreal because like i was hearing david harbour's speech and it was super theatrical and amazing and then i see, like -- i see emma stone and meryl streep going, "mhm." [ laughter ] and i was like, "i made it!" >> jimmy: i made it. let me just show you a picture. this is a close-up of gaten and caleb. >> go for it. >> jimmy: look at the -- look at you guys. [ laughter ] >> i got the pray hands going on. >> i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- you had to pray -- >> whoo! >> i'm blessed. >> yeah. >> thank you guys. >> jimmy: you were. yeah. are you guys all real buddies in real life? >> no. >> nah. >> no, we hate each other. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you did hang out halloween night, though? >> yeah, we did. we watched "high school musical." [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> it was weird. >> jimmy: wait, what? >> we planned on watching a a horror movie. >> i got a text from gaten saying, come downstairs and we're gonna watch a bunch of scary movies, and i show up, and they're watching "high school musical." >> yeah. >> well, here's the story behind it. >> the scariest movie of a
"high school musical" and so is my sister when she was younger. when she was there for when all the movies came out, so i would watching them with her, and of course the music would always be playing in my house. so sadie starts to sing it and it opened a flood gate in my brain, and all of a sudden i start singing the harmonies and the correct words and i'm like, "i can sing this back up." >> i don't know the lyrics, and he's like, "oh my god. i know it." and he would start singing. >> i meant -- i don't know the words. ♪ it's like catching lightning♪ [ laughter ] >> i'm like, "what in the world is happening?" >> jimmy: i love that you all -- >> the reason -- no, the reason why i played basketball was because of zac efron. [ laughter ] it was troy bolton. >> jimmy: troy bolton, absolutely. yeah. >> do you want to see it? do you want to see my zac efron impression? >> jimmy: yeah, let me see it. >> sorry. can i do this real quick? >> please, please. >> kay. >> jimmy: zac efron in "high school musical." ♪ >> okay, it's a lot of this. ready? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> so good. >> i want to grab him and -- >> jimmy: not bad. that's a good impression. >> sorry. >> it's more with this, like is
because it's not actually grabbing his head. it's like -- >> jimmy: no, you don't want to mess up his hair. >> yeah. >> jimmy: please. i got scenes to do. i got dancing to do. [ laughter ] i heard a thing on set finn that you were like very sneezy. do you have like -- >> oh my gosh. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. caleb, you were telling me. >> you can -- you can tell -- >> okay, first season, this is when we discovered this whole thing about him sneezing. it's the first scene where he's like, "the shadow walks --" what is it? >> grows in the wall behind you. >> grows in the wall behind you. so this is finn. >> swallowing in darkness. >> he's like, "[ sneeze ] the shadow grows on the wall behind you." [ laughter ] >> i'm like -- >> jimmy: trying not to laugh? >> a tear comes down my eye like this. [ laughter ] >> the thing was is i don't like -- >> it's so bad. >> i don't want to get out of the character to like throw off the scene but that throws off the scene even more because i'm like, i don't mention it. >> yeah, and he tried to stay in character but it didn't go well. >> yeah. >> so he went -- he didn't go, "[ sneeze ] a a shadow grows --" he went, "[ sneeze ] [ laughter ] >> yeah i was wide-eyed. >> he had wide eyes. a lot of creepy stuff. >> he did it about like 20 times this year. >> jimmy: what can you say, 'cause no spoilers. everyone hates spoilers but basically everyone's seen it. have you guys seen it? [ cheers and applause ]
>> it's been out since friday. >> jimmy: i've only seen episode -- >> catch up whoever hasn't seen it. >> jimmy: i've only seen the first one. [ laughter ] >> catch up. >> jimmy: no. >> jimmy: yeah, i only -- only episode one. >> only one. >> jimmy: yeah, only the first episode. >> catch up, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know, i'm going to catch up, but i want to like, spread it out. i enjoy it. >> here's your job, get the program. >> yeah, thank you very much. i appreciate it. yeah. >> i understand. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what can you say about this one, about season two? there's more of you. noah, you're tight. [ cheers and applause ] it's my show, you can't clap for yourself. hey, guys, settle it! [ laughter ] don't make me turn this desk -- turn this desk around, yeah. >> we're all doing the interview like this. >> jimmy: see what's behind my desk, which is nothing. oh, you know, i have a baby drake. >> aw. >> hey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but let's get to season two. what is going -- i don't even know what you're talking about. let's get to season two. now let's --
>> okay, okay, we're ready. >> okay, back. >> jimmy: mini-drake is a big fan. at the end of season one, you threw up that slug or whatever that was. >> yeah. >> jimmy: or like a worm or something. and then it just went and then the credits came and that creepy music and it was great. this scene -- this scene we'll see. >> okay. >> jimmy: you guys are dressed as ghostbusters for halloween. >> yeah. >> jimmy: kind of set around halloween. >> okay. >> jimmy: at least the first episode was. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: okay. i want to show a clip. here's a scene from season two of "stranger things." take a look at this. >> it's, like -- it's like, totally tubular. >> totally tubular. >> totally tubular. >> what a gnarly wave, dude. >> totally, bro. >> stop it you're -- ♪ >> watch it, zombie boy! >> trick or treat, freak. [ cheers and applause ] >> drake! >> jimmy: you want to take care of mini-drake? he's a little nervous. take care of mini-drake.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are hanging out with the boys from "stranger things" right here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] now, i know you guys all love to dance, so i think the question on everyone's mind is, out of the four of you, who is the best dancer? >> or performance artist. >> jimmy: or performance artist. >> because we are actors. >> jimmy: yes, but tonight, you're acting like dancers. >> oh, he got you there. >> jimmy: so let's find out who is the better dancer in a a segment called "tonight show" dance battle.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] now, here is the dance move generator. you're going to take turns hitting this button, which will randomly select a never-before-seen dance move. whoever's turn it is has to make up a dance for that move, and the best dancer wins. finn, since you're the closest, why don't you go first. let's just start the dance move generator. here we go. ♪ i feel like yours is going to be a performance piece. >> birds. >> jimmy: okay, yes birds. [ laughter ] >> toasting the waffles. >> jimmy: oh i thought it said toasty waffles. toasting the waffles. >> toast and waffles. toast and -- >> jimmy: you want to do toast and waffles? >> like the -- >> it's same thing. >> jimmy: okay, good. so this is -- finn is doing toast and waffles. roots, can he get a beat? ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic. the guy's a performance artist. he walked out -- >> whoo! >> jimmy: that's how you make toast and waffles in the morning? i just love that you -- i like that you yawned, climbed out of bed, and there was like two thawed-out waffles on your -- >> already there. >> jimmy: i put them out last night. >> did he toast him? i just saw him like do the "macarena." >> jimmy: yeah, he wanted to do the "macarena," then he ate a a sandwich. alright, here we go. it's gaten's turn. let's start the dance move generator. ♪ >> jimmy: flashlight with a a mind of its own. [ laughter ] >> how do i do that? >> jimmy: so, flashlight with a a mind of its own. gaten. roots, give him a beat. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>
that is fantastic! oh, now the game -- everyone's upping their game. noah, try and top that. let's start the generator here. ♪ >> when do i press it? >> jimmy: whenever you're ready. i mean you can let this go for 25 minutes if you want to. it's getting a little annoying. trying to fix an '80s tv. do you know what a television looked like in the '80s? [ laughter ] >> it was like boxy. >> jimmy: yeah, so it was boxy. >> your remember, like on set. >> jimmy: it was a big box, and it was like wooden, and it had two switches. >> like that, yeah, it -- >> jimmy: it was wider than that. >> like that. >> jimmy: to fix it, you have to either bang on it, or put a a screwdriver in it, or something like that. they had channels that you could turn, and that's how you would know that it was broken. okay. >> all right. >> jimmy: this is so sad. i really feel old. [ laughter ] welcome back to grandpa's "tonight show," everybody.
fix an '80s tv. alright, here's noah trying to fix an '80s tv. roots! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: noah! it's not plugged in. it's just not plugged in. that's all you got to do. just plug it in. get out of here. >> that's it. >> jimmy: get out of here. that's all you got to do is plug the thing in. >> it wasn't plugged in the whole time. it was unplugged. >> classic rookie mistake. >> jimmy: caleb, let's see if you can top that, okay? let's start the dance move generator. ♪ >> that did not work out. oh my gosh. i was trying to be cool. >> jimmy: no, that's all right.
breaking through the goo. that's the -- the upside down, that little portal thing. that -- >> oh! >> jimmy: the sticky stuff. >> oh. oh! >> like the little gate thing. >> oh. >> the show on netflix. >> jimmy: yeah, the show. >> "stranger things." >> jimmy: breaking through the goo, roots. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was actually a a good -- he messed it all around see -- now you're rethinking toast and waffles. yeah, i know what's up. alright, now listen, you guys, come on down here. caleb, noah, gaten, finn, you're all clearly amazing dancers. >> what? dancers? >> jimmy: why should we compete against each other when we can do one more dance together. >> together? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to join you. i want to joou
>> let's do it. >> jimmy: i actually have an idea for this one. this is called "the upside get down." [ cheers and applause ] can i have some like -- little music so i can talk to the guys for a second. ♪ >> huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle. >> jimmy: huddle, huddle, huddle. ♪ >> jimmy: maybe, we'll do like move our feet like that first, and then we'll do the -- >> yeah this. >> jimmy: the breakfast club -- oh no. and then we'll do the bass guitar. >> yes, yes, yes. >> okay. >> which way? which way? >> i don't know. >> that way first. >> jimmy: alright, ready roots? give us -- oh, forgot the best part. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a five-time mlb all-star. he's also a gold glove-winning second baseman, a three-time batting champion, and last night, the whole world was watching as he fielded the final out, delivering his houston astros their first-ever world series title. here's that moment. >> it's a ground ball right side could do it. the houston astros are world champions for the first time in franchise history. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please welcome a a world champion, jose altuve! ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking good. welcome. did you ever think you'd get a a standing ovation in new york city? >> no. [ laughter ] this is definitely the first time. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. this is the first time. well congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you guys are doing good. i got a little gift for you, 'cause i'm a fan of yours. do you know what to do with these things? >> yeah, i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to do it as well. mine doesn't work. >> jimmy: is this all right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: close enough. you brought me -- you brought me a gift as well. >> yes. >> jimmy: what is this guy here? >> oh.
world champions hat. [ cheers and applause ] >> it looks good on you. >> jimmy: what about you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, this one's on good. this one's on a little crooked but, this one i get the most sun in my eye in this one. [ light laughter ] that's what i'm talking about. jose, welcome to the show. thank you for this. i want to -- i want to talk about the whole -- i want to talk about you for a second. first of all, i've been watching you all season long, and i love you not only because your playing is great, but also, when you're in the dugout, you seem like you're just a great dude. you're just talking to people, you're like laughing. you're always like, blowing bubbles and like talking to people. i'm like, what is the story that he's telling? because you're like telling stories. you're on a show. >> i don't know, man. i think it's because the good chemistry we have inside the clubhouse. you know, i feel like we all, like, we're family, you know? we're not just players. we're family. and then, you know, i like my teammates, and, you know, i think with what we did last night was great.
[ cheers and applause ] when did you realize that you had a great chemistry? like, does it just happen? i mean, you guys are kind of forced. >> you know what? like i showed up to spring training early this year, and i look around and i was like, "okay, something's going on right now." you know, it's not -- i've never been in a situation like this, and this is my seventh year in the league, but this year was a little different, you know? like a lot of talent that we -- a lot of -- players and everything was like so good and i was like, "okay, this is the year." >> jimmy: really? >> and it was. >> jimmy: and it was the year. yeah. boy, oh, boy. [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, i'm getting used to it -- >> jimmy: yeah, you're getting used to new york people clapping for you, yeah. we love -- i love when you go and just talk to people. you talk to the other teams like you're having fun. like on second -- here's you and aaron judge and everyone loves seeing you guys together. [ laughter ] it is -- honestly, you guys got to get a sitcom. if you don't do anything else, i want to see you and aaron judge in a commercial together. something together. >> i would love to. >> jimmy: you have good chemistry with that guy. >> n
he's really good. everybody knows that. but he's super humble too. and you know, i really, you know, like the way he plays and i really like the way he treats people. so, aaron judge, big fan, believe me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice. we were talking backstage because obviously, houston had a rough year, to say the least, with hurricane harvey and you see what happens to a city when it's just devastated by a a natural disaster, but you have to go out there and play baseball, which sounds like, oh, that's not -- but it's kind of tough to -- >> yeah, it wasn't easy. i remember, like, we have to come back to play in houston, and we couldn't because the hurricane, and then we have to fly to tampa to play, like, home games there while people in houston were, you know, getting destroyed by a a hurricane. so it wasn't easy at all. like, my family was there. like, all th
families were there, and like i said, it wasn't easy. and they are the biggest reason why we did what we did last night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love you, buddy. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're fantastic, buddy. bring it home. our thanks to 2017 world series champion, jose altuve! [ cheers and applause ] elbow performs after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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guest just kicked off a north american tour in support of their new album "little fictions." performing "magnificent she says," please welcome elbow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ this is where this is where the bottle lands where all the biggest ♪ ♪ questions meet with little feet stood in the sand this is where ♪ ♪ the echoes slow to nothing on the tide and where a tiny pair of hands ♪ ♪ finds a sea worn piece of glass
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: elbow! "little fictions" is out now! elbow. my thanks to alec baldwin, finn, gaten, noah, caleb. [ cheers and applause ] jose altuve, keegan-michael key. [ cheers and applause ] elbow and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. [ cheers and applause ] i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from