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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- keegan-michael key. claire foy. sports illustrated's sportsperson of the year.
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 782. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! welcome to the show. welcome, everybody, welcome to the "tonight show," baby. this is it. this is the one to watch. this is it. i'm excited. well, here's what people are talking about, you guys. what a crazy weekend in washington.
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adviser michael flynn cut a a plea deal with robert mueller and then the senate passed the gop tax bill. i tried to follow it on the news, but all the anchors have been fired for sexual harassment, so i didn't see anything. [ applause ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on. that's right. michael flynn agreed to a plea deal with robert mueller and it came out that the fbi is investigating everyone in the white house all the way to the top. trump was like, "oh my god, they're investigating putin?" everybody. everybody. everybody! [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's right, flynn cut a deal and is now working with the investigation. so i guess after helping trump transition into the white house, he's helping transition him out. yeah, that's very interesting. [ cheers and applause ] he does everything. oh, and get this, trump might have incriminated himself when he tweeted that he had to fire flynn because he lied to mike pence and the fbi. you could tell trump was scared 'cause his next tweet was like, #jklol. [ laughter and au
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>> jimmy: but after trump posted the tweet, the white house claimed it was actually written by trump's lawyer. then trump saw how many retweets it got and was like, "never mind, i wrote it. [ applause ] yeah, i guess, i retweeted myself." the other big story is that early saturday morning, senate republicans passed their tax plan. they said we realize doing this in the dead of night makes us look sneaky, corrupt and dishonest. anyway, have a great weekend. [ laughter and applause ] but the bill's drawn lots of criticism. experts say it will ruin health care, cause problems for the elderly, and add over $1 trillion to the deficit. trump's cabinet was like, "phew, thank god we're going to jail. i mean, could you imagine -- if we had to live in this world?" [ applause ] and senate democrats went after republicans for making a bunch of handwritten changes to the tax reform bill just hours before voting on it. you could barely read some of them. this is a real photo. take a look at this. yeah. can't really tell whath
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well, we want some answers. so here now, via satellite, from washington, is one of the people who voted for the bill. please welcome republican senator cory gardner. cory. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah. now senator, you voted for this bill, but a lot of people have been saying that all these scribbles were impossible to read. >> well, to be perfectly frank, it's a lot clearer and more straightforward than what people are saying. >> jimmy: okay. then can you please tell us what those changes said. >> absolutely. one example is article 19, section b, which clearly states that our tax bill will significantly lower taxes for agripolental redudicratic convorpulations. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry, lower taxes for what? >> it will lower taxes for all ambula-rental chromosomatic compulnacations. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have no idea what you just said. >> well, it's very straightforward. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fine. can you give me another example? >> sure. article 273, section d, very plainly indicates that any individual may claim a a deduction for interest paid on accumulated combustn
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>> jimmy: accumulated combustion muffins? >> choreographed dolphin fluffin'. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dolphin fluffin'? >> exactly. it allows deductions for computer-agitated corgi puzzles. >> jimmy: repeat what you just said. >> gastrointestinal strudel noodles. >> jimmy: senator gardner, i'm starting to suspect that you have no clue what the very bill you signed actually says. >> of course i do. >> jimmy: then say it slowly so i can repeat it. >> well, this is very childish, but fine. our bill cuts the tax rate. >> jimmy: our bill cuts the tax rate. >> for anyone who. >> jimmy: for anyone who -- >> nerd twerdle cofefe kardashian. >> jimmy: all right, get out of here. cory gardner, everybody. nerd twerdle? nerd twerdle? >> steve: what? nerd twerdle. >> jimmy: cory gardner, everybody, cory gardner, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] it's also -- it's also pretty big. this morning, trump endorsed roymo
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"we need roy moore to win alabama." turns out trump has been tweeting so much in the morning, it's actually inspired a new product. take a look at this. >> do you have trouble waking up in the morning? need an extra jolt to get out of bed? then try the all new trump tweets alarm clock, the only alarm clock that wakes you up by reading trump's latest insane tweets, which happen every day at like 6:00 am. [ whistle ] >> we need roy moore to win in alabama. [ whistle ] the russia investigation is a a witch hunt. [ whistle ] i'm getting rid of alaska. it's just a big, cold hawaii. >> the trump tweets alarm clock. crazy never sleeps. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: for the holiday season. >> steve: yeah, for the holidays. >> jimmy: some business news, i read that cvs will buy the health care company aetna for about $69 billion. it's so much money that they have to wait for a manager to come press a button on the self-checkout machine. you know what i'm talking about? [ applause ] that's right, cvs is buying aetna for $69 billion. when the cvs chairman got home,
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[ applause ] you should have told me you were buying aetna!" this made me laugh. the pontiac silver dome was set to be demolished in detroit yesterday. it was supposed to be a big explosion. everyone came to watch. let's see how it turned out. [ explosion ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oops. what were they using to blow it up, diet coke and mentos? you guys, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! guys, it is monday. we're excited to be back. we have a huge week of sh
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john cena will be here. james franco and hugh jackman will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: and we have music performances from wiz khalifa featuring ty dolla sign, niall horan, and luke bryan. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a great show tonight. he stars alongside amy schumer in steve martin's "meteor shower." it is the hottest show on broadway. keegan-michael key is here, ladies and gentlemen. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, from the fantastic netflix series "the crown," the talented claire foy will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and this is huge. tonight, we are revealing this year's honoree for the 2 2017 "sports illustrated" sportsperson of the year award. he or she -- >> steve: we don't know which -- >> jimmy: will be joining us tonight. this is just my book. this is not -- >> steve: 'cause you can't say
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>> jimmy: no, i can't. well -- that's the whole fun of it. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i mean, we are announcing it. this is big news. >> steve: right, nobody knows. >> jimmy: sportsperson of the year. >> steve: of the year. >> jimmy: we don't know who i'm interviewing. >> steve: i don't even know. >> jimmy: i don't know even when the interview's over. >> steve: really? you don't even know what day it is. >> jimmy: yeah, they tell me i'm not supposed to remember anything. >> steve: yeah, don't say nothing. >> jimmy: oh, have we got great music tonight. man, oh man, our show has had some great music on the past couple weeks. i mean, we always get good acts and stuff like that, but tonight it's just beautifully done and great everything. well, i think we have the best sound of any show on tv as well as lighting and everything. i just -- it's just fantastic. anyways, get ready for this. we have great music tonight from st. vincent, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah, whoa! >> jimmy: it's going to be great. we have more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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well it's a perfect nespresso hold on a second.orge. mmm. ♪ [mel torme sings "comin' home baby"] hey there. want a lift? ♪ where are we going? no don't tell me. let me guess. ♪ have a nice ride. ♪ how far would you go for coffee that's a cup above? i brought you nespresso. nespresso. what else? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: ladies and gentlemen, bruce springsteen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: so cold and alone d.c. winds whippin' around the white house. you guys been good this year? [ cheers and applause ] jared, you been good? everybody in the trump administration been good or what? not many. [ light laughter ] there's not many. you guys are in trouble out here. ♪ well you better watch out you better not cry ♪ ♪ you better not lie to the f.b.i. ♪ ♪ robert mueller's coming to town robert mueller's coming to town ♪ ♪ robert mueller's coming to town he's making a list ♪ ♪ naughty and nice he's gonna find out just who to indict ♪
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to town robert mueller's coming to town ♪ ♪ robert mueller's coming to town ♪ ♪ he sees your russian dealings he's read all your emails ♪ ♪ he knows that you tried to collude it isn't fake news for goodness sake ♪ ♪ it isn't fake news for goodness sake oh you better watch out ♪ ♪ you better not cry you better not tweet that you knew flynn lied ♪ ♪ robert mueller's coming to town robert mueller's coming to town ♪ ♪ robert mueller's coming to town ♪ ♪ pass tax plans when you're sleeping
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your mistake ♪ ♪ the mid-term elections coming soon in 2018 you're gonna pay ♪ ♪ 2018 you're gonna pay oh you better watch out you better not cry ♪ ♪ you better not lie to the f.b.i ♪ ♪ robert mueller's coming to town oh yeah ♪ ♪ robert mueller's coming to town ♪ ♪ robert mueller's coming to town ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: coming after you. he's gonna get you too. all your asses are going to jail. merry christmas. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] being a location scout, my office is on my back.
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dad: molly! trash! ( ♪ ) whoo! ( ♪ ) mom: hey, molly? it's time to go! (bell ringing) class, let's turn to page 136, recessive traits skip generations. who would like to read? ( ♪ ) molly: i reprogrammed the robots to do the inspection. it's running much faster now. see? it's amazing, molly. thank you. ( ♪ )
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by an emmy and peabody award winning writer and performer who made his broadway debut last week alongside amy schumer in a new play called "meteor shower," which was written by the great steve martin. put it together for our friend of the show, keegan-michael key, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: keegan-michael key! man, that's what i'm talking about!
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thank you so much. thank you for coming in. >> you got this band, you got to do a hot intro. >> jimmy: you got to do a hot intro. you've got to do it. >> right, quest? oh my gosh. hey. >> jimmy: how you doing? how's everything going? >> couldn't be better, man. i'm on broadway! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right! ♪ it's real. it's real. >> it's amazing. it's really, really amazing. we're having a great time, and it's -- every day, the camaraderie and the rhythm of it feels really fantastic. it's nothing like live theater. >> jimmy: this is the only night you have off, right? >> it's my only night off. yeah, i work six days a week. i wanted to be on "the tonight show with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm saying. that's why we love -- >> and you know i love you. >> jimmy: do you get any time off for the holidays at all? do you get to go -- >> no, no, we are performing right through the holidays so we performed -- i had two shows before thanksgiving and two shows after thanksgiving. we have two shows, i think, the day before christmas and after christmas. but it's so much fun. but that's the gift. that's the gift. because i love o
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give joy to the people in the audience and families are coming, so we're here. we're here. >> jimmy: normally, do you go to detroit? is that where you're from? >> yeah, i'm from detroit. i'm from detroit, so typically i go -- nobody. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not even -- >> that's like silence. >> jimmy: no, you heard someone, like, unwrapping a a candy. what's that? what did he say? >> detroit? is that a werther's? >> jimmy: i love a werther's. oh, shoot. he's talking to us. >> i'm from detroit. i was born and raised in detroit. and um -- [ cheers ] okay, now it's pity. [ laughter ] come on, guys. but they -- >> jimmy: no, since you last talked, we brought people in from detroit. >> from detroit, yeah. >> jimmy: seconds -- >> seconds ago -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, how about this stadium? >> the silver dome. >> jimmy: the silver dome. >> the pontiac silver dome, which is in pontiac, michigan. the pontiac silver dome is where the detroit lions played for decades. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i used to go there as a a kid. the detroit pistons played there for decades and lots of things take -- took place there. and they were supposed to demolish it on sunday. >> jimmy: yeah. >>
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explosives in there, they went to implode the stadium, and it didn't go down. [ light laughter ] we couldn't even get that right. [ laughter ] so, like, a quarter of the stadium is still standing right now. they tried to blow this thing up three days in a row, and they can't get it. that stadium is built ford tough. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right! that's right. detroit, that's right. >> that's right, baby. chrysler imported from detroit. buy american! [ laughter ] i get no money for that. >> jimmy: i want to talk -- there's a lot of things happening for you. first of all, congratulations on your engagement. >> thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: but last time we talked, it was just announced that you were going to be in the new remake of "the lion king" with beyonce. >> yes, with beyonce, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and directed by jon favreau. >> jon favreau, yes. i play one of the hyenas. remember from the original movie? >> jimmy: of course! everybody remembers. [ cheers and applause ] >> whoopi and cheech marin. p
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i was very fortunate that eric andre, who plays one of the other hyenas, we got to work together, which, you never get to work together. you're always just kind of in a a booth going -- what? you're never going to get him to do that. ow! [ screaming ] he's burning my ass! you know? and you never -- you never get to see the person who burns your ass. never get to meet them. you never get to understand what -- >> jimmy: you never get to meet that person. >> what's the motivation behind them burning my ass? you don't get to learn anything about the other actors. so, it was nice that we got to interact with each other. >> jimmy: i can't wait for that. i'm looking forward to that. but also looking forward to this. congratulations, you're getting great reviews on this, "meteor shower." [ cheers and applause ] you and amy schumer. you and amy schumer. who else is in the cast? >> two amazing actors, laura benanti and jeremy shamos, who are both broadway, just veterans. >> jimmy: they know how to do it. >> oh, they know how to do it. laura's been doing broadway her entire life. 18 years old. >> jimmy: so good. >> so good. beauti -- sings like an angel. and jeremy's -- they're both like these journeymen, solid. they're the ringers.
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amy and i are just like, down stage where? >> jimmy: but these are broadway vets. >> they're broadway vets. >> jimmy: and you and amy working together? >> amy -- here's the thing. amy -- it's so interesting. amy being a stand-up and me being a sketch person, we're used to -- and an improviser, we're so used to performing with an audience that's interacting with us and talking back to us. so every now and again something will happen in the audience where someone will say something and we both -- it's like chum in the water. and we both like sharks, we're like -- you know, there's times where we're holding hands and stuff like that. and you'll hear someone. [ mumbling under breath ] don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. don't, don't, don't. [ laughter ] we in a play, girl, don't do it! and there was a time -- i know she was on stage with laura one day and she has a line where she goes, oh -- her character's name is corky. and laura says, oh, corky, you're so sensitive. where did you grow up? and she goes, cleveland. and this guy in the audience goes, oh, no. [ laughter ] what? amy's like, i want to get him. i want to get him.
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>> jimmy: but how -- she's getting great reviews as well. >> yeah. i mean, she's taken to it like a fish to water. she's been really, really fantastic. and super comfortable on stage. and the show changes a little bit every night, and we try to say all the same lines all the time. but we'll stick little physical bits in there and stuff like that. and sometimes -- >> jimmy: just for you guys? >> just for each other. just for each other. and the audience is always watching going, what is going on up there? what are they doing? they're having their own little fun up there. but -- and sometimes -- like something -- like, she'll just get a bee in her bonnet and she'll just -- you know there's a thing where we're having this romantic scene and one day, i'm holding her hand like, i'm holding her hand like this, and she's on the couch and she's looking at me and she just straight-up, for no reason, [ laughter ] and then i go -- >> jimmy: you got to -- >> and i had to finish it off. no, it's a real nice, tight little piece and steve martin has been so -- he's been so fantastic to work with and collaborative and wonderful. >> jimmy: like, has he? yeah. you walk -- it's like we had one nt
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we walked off stage and steve's -- this is steve martin backstage going -- [ clapping ] [ laughter ] i've got some notes, though. i've got some notes. >> jimmy: he comes at you with notes. yeah. >> but he's -- he said it's glorious for him. he's really enjoying watching his words come to life and watching the game. our director says every night, he goes, you guys are like the golden state warriors out there. that's what he said. >> jimmy: awe, come on. >> it's like we're playing like a team and it just feels good and fluid and wonderful. >> jimmy: and he's having a a good year as well, the director. >> oh, my god. he did "bronx tale." he directed "bronx tale." he directed "hello, dolly!" there's gotta be half -- this audience is going to see "hello, dolly!" tonight. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. the rest will just see "meteor shower." >> exactly, right. but yeah, so he had everybody -- we're feeling good. >> jimmy: i know it's set in 1993 and i wanted to help you and the cast out in case you just need a little bit more inspiration. so we asked the greatest dj in the world, questlove -- >> oh, yes he is. yes. >> jimmy: to make a mix of 1993 songs, and here are three cassettes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] 1993. all mix tapes. >> look at that. i'm sorry, what did you call he
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>> jimmy: they're cassettes. >> you just handed me three -- >> jimmy: space pods. yeah, no, they're not posters. they're not posters. they're actually cassettes. i don't know how you're going to play them, but anyways good luck, and congratulations. we love him. keegan-michael key! [ cheers and applause ] "meteor shower" runs at the booth theater through january 21st. claire foy joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. keegan-michael key! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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if you have not seen it, it is so good. the highly anticipated season two will be available on netflix this friday. please welcome the lovely, the talented claire foy! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: claire foy, welcome back. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: you look great! >> thanks. >> jimmy: last time i saw you, you were blonde. >> i was blonde, yeah. >> jimmy: you had blonde hair. >> oh, yeah, look, there i am. >> jimmy: this was you. yeah, now, oh, i love it. >> it's all gone. >> jimmy: yeah. did you like being blonde? >> i loved being blonde. >> jimmy: you did? yeah. >> yeah, the whole blondes have more fun thing is actually -- i didn't have fun. but people are just nice -- they're just nicer to you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people are nice to you because you're blonde? they are? >> yeah. >> jim r
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this because you're like me. but you're all -- i swear, it's an actual thing. >> jimmy: really? >> people hold the door open for you. they smile at you just in general. >> jimmy: yeah and this doesn't happen to you now at all. >> no. >> jimmy: no, not -- people are actually mean to you. >> they're actively horrible to me. >> jimmy: is this for a new role? what are you -- >> well, yeah. and i had to let go of the blonde because it's quite a lot of upkeep. >> jimmy: it is, yeah. >> so it had to go at some point. but yeah, i've chopped it all off for a job, yeah. >> jimmy: can you say what you're doing or no? >> yeah. i'm playing janet armstrong, who is neil armstrong's wife. >> jimmy: in the ryan gosling -- yeah, i've heard of this movie. is this the -- >> i know i'm not an american. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: what's that? >> i'm not an american. i feel like a bit of a fraud because she's very american. >> jimmy: no, that's the whole point of acting. yeah, we know you're not really her. yeah, you -- unless you were married to neil armstrong, i have no idea, but let's get into that later. [ laughter ] >> i just apologize in advance. >> jimmy: no, never apologize. are you kidding me? we love you. are you -- being british, are you very excited abo
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>> yes, i love it. >> jimmy: you do? you have lots of puddings and stuff, yeah? [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yes, you do, right? >> puddings are a big part of it. chocolate, pudding -- >> jimmy: you have a real -- i mean in america, christmas is big, but in england, it's a a giant -- it's like kind of thanksgiving dinner kind of, right? >> yeah, but thanksgiving, you put marshmallows on stuff and things, don't you? [ laughter ] like on -- >> jimmy: i mean, not me, personally, but yes, our country's been known to put marshmallows on a lot of things, yeah. [ laughter ] that's the way we work. >> what is that? doesn't marshmallows on some sort of sweet like sweet potato thing or something? >> jimmy: yeah sweet potatoes then you put mini-marshmallows, not marshmallows on top and then they melt and they get a a little a kind of a crusting, it's a little like a fun adventure. >> interesting. interesting tradition. we don't do anything like that. >> jimmy: you don't? >> it's all like meat -- meat gravy based. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're going to go back to england for that? >> i am, yeah. >> jimmy: you are, yeah. well, how long do you get to hang out in new york for? >> well, i'm hanging out. i'm going to see bruce springsteen tomorrow night. and you were so good! >> jimmy: no, my gosh, stop. [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't need to go see him ,
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>> jimmy: please. you're going see him? i haven't seen the show yet. yeah, i'm excited about that. yeah, really, yeah. oh, wow. all right, good. when are you going see him, tomorrow? >> tomorrow night, yeah. >> jimmy: oh fun, maybe i'll crash and i'll like ruin your whole night. i'll be like, "hi, claire. you enjoying the show?" and you're like, "leave me alone, this is my one night away." >> my mum has brought -- my mum's here with me, and she brought her -- the river tour that she went to see in like 1984. she's brought that jumper and i'm going to wear it. >> jimmy: oh, come on. see, that's the best. >> i'm so sad! >> jimmy: no, you're not, no. what the world needs is more fans of people. it's good to be a fan of bruce springsteen. that's awesome. i love that guy. i'm a fan of yours. that's a good segue right there. let's talk about "the crown." man, oh man, i think i first met you at that party before the golden globes and i was like -- i just knew it. i go, "man, you're going to win the golden globe for this year." >> i bet you said that to every single person you met that night. [ laughter ] i know you're going to -- >> jimmy: but not everyone won. you won. i do say that -- >> it's not a good -- >> jimmy: but this one actually worked with you. bec y
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man, oh man, but what a great production. when you watch it, it's not like -- they definitely didn't waste any money. >> no. >> jimmy: i mean, there's elephants, there's things -- i mean, it is honestly a big deal production. and then this is season two of "the crown" and you play the queen, but this is your last season. you're out after this. because -- >> that's it, yeah, yeah. but they spent all the money on the first series so we're just in a shed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true, you're in a shed. but that was always the deal, though, right? you were only going to do two seasons and then -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. it's going to be played by a a different actress. >> olivia coleman, she's great. >> jimmy: yeah, but we're going to miss you. you're so great. >> you won't. you'll forget all about me and the rest of the cast. >> jimmy: claire, that is so not true at all. i'm not going to forget about you. >> we're the warm-up act. >> jimmy: what is -- what's going to happen this friday when i binge watch netflix? >> oh, i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, season two. >> i don't know. do you get much sleep? i don't know. >> jimmy: not what's going to happen to me. what's going to happen in the season. [ laughter ] yeah, i'll fall asleep, eventually. yeah. i work very hard. [ laughter ]
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who knows what could happen? i don't know, man. i mean, it's friday night. i don't know. >> woo-hoo! >> jimmy: yeah, i'll fall asleep. but season two, what's happening here now with the queen? >> well, pretty much the same sort of stuff but a different period of time. yeah, no, it starts where we left off in the first series. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so no time passes, really. but it is very much about -- it's going into the '60s and we get a visit from jfk and jackie o., and yeah, so it's -- it's being a kind of institution going into the '60s and not really knowing how to keep up with it to be honest. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's claire foy as queen elizabeth ii in a brand new episode of "the crown." this is not actually a clip of that -- it's a clip me watching that clip at home. take a look. [ laughter ] >> do you know, i've been queen barely ten years, and in that time, i've had three prime ministers.
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clever men, brilliant men. not one has lasted the course. they've either been too old, too ill, or too weak. a confederacy of elected quitters. >> jimmy: come on. that's how to do it. [ cheers and applause ] claire foy, everybody. watch season two of "the crown" available on netflix this friday. when we come back, we're going to reveal "sports illustrated's" 2017 sportsperson of the year. you don't want to miss it. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ having moderate to severe plaque psoriasis is not always easy. it's a long distance run and you have the determination to keep going. humira has a proven track record of being prescribed
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is super exciting, you guys. since 1954, "sports illustrated" has presented the sportsperson of the year award to the player, coach, or team who best personifies athletic achievement and sportsmanship on and off the field. and tonight, we're going to reveal your 2017 sportsperson of the year honoree right here on "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] the 2017 "sports illustrated" sportsperson of the r
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a three-time nfl defensive player of the year. he raised over $37 million for the city of houston in the wake of hurricane harvey. ladies and gentlemen, from the houston texans, please welcome j.j. watt! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there it is. >> look at that. >> jimmy: oh my goodness! >> that's incredible. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> oh, thank you. thank you. i appreciate it. >> jimmy: so, how does it feel? what is it -- what does it mean to you to win this award? >> oh, it's unbelievable. i mean, i think this award, i mean, it's sportsperson of the year, but i think jose and i both will tell you that it's much more than just two people. it's a whole city, and my -- on my side, it's over 200,000 le
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so it's an award that's so much bigger than sports, and i just -- i can't thank "sports illustrated" enough and i can't thank all the people out there enough who helped out. >> jimmy: absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] here it is again. just get a good look at this. jose altuve as well. this -- this award's been given to muhammad ali, derek jeter. i mean this is -- it's a big honor but i think it was pretty clear what you've done this past year is just outstanding. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i mean, for everyone in houston, i will just say, if you don't know this, you should, but you raised so much money for houston. you, i think you had the goal of raising $200,000. >> yeah, so i started out -- we were stranded in dallas. because of the flooding, so i just wanted to start, do whatever i could to help. and i honestly didn't know if we would reach $200,000. i was like, let's see if we can get $200,000. you were unbelievably generous, donating $1 million over your show, so thank you to jimmy. >> jimmy: absolutely. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> and so many -- i mean, it just took off. and yeah. >> jimmy: it moved everybody. but how much did you raise? >> $37 million. yeah, we raised over $37 million. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how awesome. you're just fantastic. >> yeah, thank you. i actually -- >> jimmy: it just shows how great this country is. >> i actually just had a chance this last week. i was just out -- i mean i've been on crutches for a while but i was just out visiting some of the sites that we're rebuilding. we're going to rebuild hundreds of homes, we're gonna rebuild childcare centers. we're gonna distribute a whole bunch of food to all the areas, medical care, and i was just out visiting some of the areas and i mean, it's devastating but at the same time, it's been so incredible to see the positive spirit that these people have kept throughout such a tough time. >> jimmy: speaking of -- [ cheers and applause ] speaking of your injury, how are you feeling, by the way? >> i feel great. i feel great. i only walk with a cane for two reasons. one, to appease my trainer, and two, to get sympathy from my girlfriend. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] also, it's a pretty cool cane. >> yeah, i mean they told me i had to have a cane. so i said, "well let me have a --" >> jimmy: look at this thing. i mean good god.
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>> i mean i couldn't walk around with like a walker, you know? >> jimmy: no, yeah, no. you're j.j. watt. yeah, you got to show off. yeah you got to walk around. that could be just part of your move in life. just always have a cane. >> i now have a cane for life. >> jimmy: yeah that's your move, yeah. >> i now have a cane so -- >> jimmy: i totally -- yeah. i support that, totally. we had altuve on the show. gosh, i love that guy. the houston astros, he was just unbelievable. and you guys have gotten kind of close. i didn't realize this. >> yeah, no, we -- we've hung out for a few years now. i mean, i take batting practice with the astros. >> jimmy: do you really? >> almost every year. yeah. but he's better than me at that too. [ laughter ] but no, he's a great guy. he's so much fun. he's fun-loving. i mean, and he's incredible. he's such an incredible athlete. he's also like up to the -- he's like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, that's very interesting. yeah, we can see. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're sitting on a a stool and he's standing up completely. >> yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. but he's the man. he's the man. >> jimmy: oh he's fantastic. i couldn't get enough of him on t.v. i was watching him, every time i saw him i'm like -- he seems like a cool guy. >> he dances.
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his -- obviously just hitting homers and doesn't even care. >> it was the coolest thing. so i was sitting at home watching the world series obviously with everybody and i was out on my back porch and he had hit a home run and you could literally hear the cheers from all over the whole neighborhood. i thought that was -- >> jimmy: isn't that the greatest? >> that was one of the coolest things in the whole world and i think that's why it's so cool to share the cover with this guy, because i mean, to be able to bring a city together through sports and to be able through -- of all the seasons you can win a world series, of all the seasons you could ever win your first world series, to do it at a time like this and i saw this one photo where no -- they didn't have any dry wall in their house, they didn't have any furniture. they were sitting on five-gallon buckets and they were watching a t.v. that they had rigged up and they were watching us win the world series and cheering. and i think that was such a a powerful message that sports are so much bigger than just hitting a ball out of the park. you're literally lifting people's spirits and making them forget about what they're going through for that minute. and i think jose and the guys deserve so much better for that. >> jimmy: absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] and he -- he sent you
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after they won the world series. >> yeah, he did. >> jimmy: what'd he send you? >> he sent me a bottle of whiskey, which is always accepted. >> jimmy: yeah. jose. >> christmas. >> jimmy: it was christmas, yeah, exactly. whenever. >> but it came with a great letter. i mean, it came with a really special letter that i thought was a real class move by jose and it just speaks to the type of person he is. >> jimmy: we brought the letter here and i was just wondering if you wouldn't mind just maybe reading it to everyone. >> yeah, of course. of course. >> jimmy: this is for real. >> that's right it speaks to the type of person he is. he's a great guy. so he said, j.j., from one h-town brother to another, thanks for all you've done this year for the city that you call home. your support for all things houston, from hurricane relief to being our number one fan has been nothing short of incredible. so i hope you'll accept this fine whiskey gift i gave to all my teammates following our championship run because to me, you're absolutely part of the squad. cheers, jose. so, i mean that's a good guy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: isn't great? that's just a great dude right there. [ applause ] i should say, the awards will be aired friday night on nbc sports network.
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j.j., we're so psyched for -- that you're here. we're so thankful and happy that you exist. you're awesome, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] j.j. watt, everybody. the "sports illustrated" sportsperson of the year. it should hit news stands on wednesday. tune in friday night at 8:00 p.m. on the nbc sports network to watch the sportsperson of the year awards show. we'll be right back with a a performance by st. vincent. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: he is a grammy winning artist who's new album, "masseduction" is out now. performing "slow disco" please welcome st. vincent. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i sway in place to a slow disco ♪ ♪ and a glass for the saints and a bow for the road ♪ ♪ am i thinking what everybody's thinking i'm so glad i came ♪ ♪ but i can't wait to leave slip my hand from your hand ♪ ♪ leave you dancing with a ghost slip my hand
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from your hand ♪ ♪ leave you dancing with a ghost there's blood in my ears ♪ ♪ and a fool in the mirror and the bay of mistakes ♪ ♪ couldn't get any clearer am i thinking what everybody's thinking ♪ ♪ i'm so glad i came but i can't wait to leave ♪ ♪ slip my hand from your hand leave you dancing
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to death ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. st. vincent everybody! "masseduction" is out now.
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my thanks to keegan-michael key, claire foy, j.j. watt, st. vincent once again ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for doing that. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. give it up for them. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- samantha bee, from "the crown," actor matt smith, music from steve earle and lucinda williams. featuring the 8g band with brooks wackerman. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the senate passed a republican tax bill just before 2:00 a.m. on saturday, and if you're wondering if that's a good thing, try to remember the last time anything good happened to you at 2:00 a.m. on a saturday.


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