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>> that'. stop, no wait, wait, wait, wait, look out. stop. dude, just stop. stop please. don't. stop it. [ cheers and applause ] a ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ricky gervais, shawn mendes, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 933! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ u cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: thank ry much. oh, my goodness. welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching at home. let's get to some news here. today was the big senate hearing for president s supreme court nominee, brett kavanaugh, and his accuser, ri dr. ine blasey ford. trump said he was clearing his schedule to watch on t then realized his schedule already said "watch tv all day." [ laughter ] anyou go -- [ applause ] actually, trump watched the hearing while flying on air force one. you could tell is wasn't going well, 'cause mid-way through, tump tried stepping outsi get some air. [ laughter and applause ] he's like -- "oh my goodness." it's not good. judge kavanaugh has been accused of sexual misconct by several women and many republicans are still defending him. aericans were like, "here idea -- just pick a different judge." [ cheers and applause ] there's thousas of judges.
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anyone! what is judge judy up to? let's get judge judy in there. [ cheers and applause ] judge joe brown. simon cowell. [ cheers ] w i don't ca it is. and you see this? last night, presidentrump held a pretty wild press conference in new york. at one point he tried to ch explain wha respects him. watch this. or china has total respect for donald trump and donald trump's very, very large a-brain. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "they also like shaking donald trump's very, very large a-hands. [ laughter and applaus very large." in the same press conference, trump was asked about judge kavanaugh. he made an interesting comparison. listen to this. >> if we brought george washington here and we said, "we ha george washington."
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the democrats would vote against him. just so you understand. and he may have had a bad past. who knows? you know, he may have had me -- i think accusations made. didn't he have a cou e of things in his past? [ audience groans ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: trump was like, "he used to get drunk and show women his washington monument. laughter ] he did. i heard -- didn't he? cidn't he do that?" in the end, trump d to wrap up his press conference by quoting elton john, watch this. >> always like to finish with a a good one. elton john said, "when you hit d that last tunet's good, don't go back." >> jimmy: yeah. i guess trump really loves elton john. which explains his new 2020 campaign slan, "donald trump: the bitch is back." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: he's a huge elton john fan -- >> steve: lo>>s elton john. immy: and i did knot that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: well, check him out a a few minutes later. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: this is -- yeah. for less than $500,000 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean -- it's very -- >> steve: wow.
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>> jimmy: guys, get this. yesterday, robert mueller was spotted at an apple store. when he said his computer is really slow, the employee said,o "like normalor your investigation slow?" [ laughter ] there's actually a photo of mueller at the store. take a look at this. >> jimmy: yeah. it was a good one. the employee said -- [ russian accent ] "let me just show this computer to my boss. [ laughter ] i'll be right back." [ applause ] guys, the news has been pretty bleak this so i t i'd take a second to focus on some of the lighter news stories that you might have missed in a way a lot of people are having fun with online. you'll see what i mean. it's time for "in lighter news." here we go. [ cheers andpplause ] ♪ in lighter news ♪ >> jimmy: roses are red. violets are rising. a seal slapped a man in the face witan octopus, because nature never stops surprising. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ roses are red. violets are new. gay penguins kidnap chick from straight parents azodenmark
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[ light laughterap ause ] ♪ roses are red. violets have dents. the teen who ashton kutcher hit with a c is fine and said it turned out to be a really cool expeence. ♪ in lighter news [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: finally, i heard thats kanye westecently spotted wearing a "make america great again" hat and a colin kaepernick sweat [ laughter ] and yet somehow it'st till the lenfusing thing kanye has ever done. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show. give it up for the rts! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun show tonight. his game show, "child support", retuxt week on abc.
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the always hilarious ricky gervaiis here tonight. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love ricky gervais. guys, he is perforng at the global citizens festival this week in new york city. shawn mendes is hereht. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're goinitto catch uphim. he's going to perform a song from his new self-titled album. pl shawn and i are going head-to-head in a brand-new musical game where one of us will get wet >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: guys, we're in week four of the nfl season and sunday night's big matchup is between the baltimore ravens and the pittsburgh steelers. now, every nfl game -- [ scattered cheers ]er nfl game starts with a a coin toss to see which team gets to kick off. but ere's actually a lot mor riding on it than just that. i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "heads and tails." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ and tails >> jimmy: our first player is nick boyle.
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heads, people have to stop calling him "chin diesel." [ laughter ] tails, in a school play about the human body, he gets cast as a big toe.pp [ laughter anduse ] next, from the steelers is anony chickillo. heads, he gets to be the hunk on the cover of a romance novel. [ lighlaughter ] tails, he has to be the horse on the cover of a romance novel. [ laughter and applause ] next up, from the ravens is michael pierce. heads, he gets cast as backpack in the live-action "dora the vi explorer" [ light laughter ] tails, tinder now lists his job description as "human teddy graham." all right. [ laughter and applause ] next up is hayden hurst from tse ravens. if it's heads, he he new nickname "strawberry beefcake." [ laughter ] ift's tails, he has to kee his old nickname, "pippy bongstocking." >> steve: oh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: next, from the rs stees ryan switzer. heads, he gets to keep his dad's football jersey. [ laughter ] tails, he gets to keep his dad's shoulders.
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[ laughter and applause ] and finally, from the ravens is matt skura. heads, he gets to eat some brownies. tails, everyone finds out what was in those brownies. [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. those are "heads and tails." we'll be back -- right back with ricky geris, everybody! more "tonight show." come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we the people, defined by the moments we share with our families and our friends. doing the things we love. we the people are always stronger when we're together. the 2018 ford expedition the j.d. power highest ranked large suv in initial quality. with secret-slim pockets.tar slimming panels for your best shape in any size.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest is a a multiple emmy and golden globe winner whose game show "child support" returns october 5th at 9:00 p.m. on abc. everyone, please welcome the one and only ricky gervais! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. [ cheers and applause ] cky gervais. >> hello. >> jimmy: welcome back. this is your tenth time on our program. >> is it? >> jimmy: isn't that cool? yeah. >> got nothing better to do. j my: no, no, no. [ light laughter ] i'm so happy that you're here. you look good. are you feeling good? >> jimmy: yeah.
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>> oh, well, i wear black, that helps. but no, of course i'm -- [ light laughter ] of course i'm not feeling good. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> every visit, i'm slightly older and slightly more decrepit. it's awful. it's terrible. >>immy: no, you look good. >> oh, no. i'm getting fat again. my back aches. [ youriet? >> no. no. [ laughter ] no. ll what's -- i love what eat, right? all right, okay. i do eat and drink too much. ooery day, i eat and drink much. every night, i have wine, beer. i eat pizza. and people say, "oh, if you give that up, you'll live an extra 10 years. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, but it would be boril.. it'd be aw [ laughter ] also, that extra 10 years, that would be the last 10 years. so they're the worst 10 years. [ laughter ] you kn what i mean? it's like -- if i got to 80 and someone said, "oh, he gave everything up." oh, yeah. it was awful, right? and they say, "you've got another 10 years." if i coulday, "okay, i'd love 20 to 30 again." they're like, "no, you've got to have 80 to 90." i've seen people in their 80s an armchair and suddenly go, "oh." i go, "what?" they g every bone in my body."
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're brittle. it's dreadful. i mean you've got your -- oh, you bump into things. you fallver, hernias. when you're in your 80s, hernias. if you're in your 80s and cu you're making of tea and that kettle's too full, if you lift it up, there's a very good chance your stomach can pop out through your ass [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is not -- tha a is not true . that's not true. >> no, no. i want to eat. i want to eat and drink too ch and then die. [ laughter ] and that's lif>> immy: come on. is there any -- is there anything to look forward to for getting older? >> yeah, just -- >> jimmy: no. >> annoying people [ light la ] just sitting in a bucket and shouting to a nurse, "empty me," or something like that. >> jimmy: oh, my god. what is -- ] >> frightening children. my nan -- this is a true story. my nan, right -- i only knew one grandparent. and she was sort of old when i was little, right? and she used to go, "come to nanny," right? and i used to run over. and she'd taken hefalse teeth out and put it on her lap, right?
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and i'd notice as i'd go to jump on, it was like the matrix. i tried to stay in mid [ laughter ] it was -- it was -- it was terrifying. >> jimmy: tried stay in midair. >> yeah. i'll do that. yeah. i'll frighten people. >> jimmy: last time you were here, we talked about your d- st special "humanity." >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was phenomenal by the way. >> oh, thank you. my: i really think -- i mean -- >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dude, you're at a a whole new level. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: you're hitting a a whole new level of comedy. >> it made me fall in love with stand-up ain. and i can't wait to do it all again. i just started working on my new show. netflix have already bought it, suckers. [ laughter ] ldi could just hand in any crap now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, it's called upernature." and i'm just starting doing warm ups in london. so i'll tour that again. are you going to do a a world tour like you did the other one? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean you went everywhere. >> i -- >> jimmy: did iu enjoy it? bsolutely loved it. >> jimmy: you did. >> and -- >> jimmy: what is "supernature?" >> well, is called that for two reasons. one, i'm going to sort of debunk the supernatural. i don't believe in the supernatural. so i think everything's
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plainable through scienc and everything that exists is by definition part of nature. also i want to say that nature is super enough. you know? i don't think we have to make up things like angels and unicorns.t we've e octopus. do you know what i mean? [ laughter ] eit legs. nine brains. three hearts. and a beak. make your mind up. what is going on? [ laughter ] the duck-billed platypus, okay? a monotreme. a really -- a -- millions of years old, this new mammal. it proces eggs and milk. and it hasn't worked out it i could ma own custard. [ laughter ] so everything -- everything's weird enough. we don't need to make stuff up. >> jimmy: when are we going to see this? when can we -- when are you going to start? >> well, i'm doing warmups in london. i'm going to do some more after christmas. and i'll probably put on it sale. start doing the uk and europe and u.s. and canada.-- maybe marc >> jimmy: you're waiting til next year. >> -- april, may. >> jimmy: fantastic. congrats let's talk about "child support." >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: it's coming back, season two on abc.a now this ieat idea. was this your idea? >> no, it was a joint -- they came to me and said they wanted to do and we thought about it together. no, it was -- i had the easy job. they just said we want you to do something. and it was adlibbing in a room with kids which is so much fun it's the best of both worlds. 'cause you can have fun. and then leave them to it someone else, an adult. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? you can just walk away. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'd have ki if it was like at. like if i could just have them three hours a day. >> jimmy: just leave. >> leave, they're yours now. no but, they're real fun. and they're really honest. and it's -- the point of the game show is -- it's a normal quiz show where people can win big money. and if they get the question wrong, they're not out. it's thrown to me and the kids and just one of them has to get the question right. so i'm not allowed to hem clues or -- but i can sort of have a think, you know? but th're just so honest. >> jimmy: and if the kids get it right, then the person playing -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- will win. and th get more money. >> they're sort of seven and eight-years-old -- six, seven, eight. and they just -- one of them just looked at me and went, "we can see your bald spot." [ laughter ] and i went, "brilliant. >> jimmy: that's the best
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stuff. >> it's great. >> jimmy: when you and the kids get heated -- 'cause you fight back. >> yeah. well, yeah, i know. and i try and be as annoying as they are. if they're doing -- if they're messing around, i goht." i do it more. i act like a child. so it's perfect for me. it's easy. one little girl said to me, "are you married?" and i said, "n but i've had the same girlfriend for 30 years." she went, hy don't you propose to her, then?" [ laughter ]y it's reaeet. and then another little girl said, "well, you should get her a big diamond ring. because you ain't that special." [ laughter and alause ] >> jimmy: and it's coming little k and it's so cute. it's really funny. and i love fred savage as well. >> oh, he's great, yeah. >> jimmy: i love hearing you laugh. because they all makfun of you. and they'll say something that will make you laugh. and you just have a very distin laugh. >> it's annoying, isn't it? >> jimmy: no, no, i love it. i think it's charming. it's you. it's your laugh. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's -- you're not making it up. >> no, no. >> jimmy: that's how you laugh. but someone on youtube -- i love youtube. >> t laughter ] >> jimmy: it's the greatest
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invention in the entire world. >> i spent an hour the other hy watching people pull maggots out of thed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not what i'm >>talking about. t was great. >> jimmy: this is more creative and fun. someone made a dance track to you -- by the way, someone tried to send me that. d i wouldn't open it. i go, "i don't want to see people pull maggots -- >> incredible. >> jimmy: no, i don't want to see it. don't tell ie about it. as jealous. i was wishing i had one. >> jimmy: no, absolutely not. [ laughter ] no, someone made something that is a dance track that they looped your laugh. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: and it's a pretty good -- take a look at thi ♪ [ ricky gervais laughing ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's all it is. >> amazing. [ cheers and applause ] [ lauger ] i've seen a few -- i've seen a a few where they've taken little loops of me being ng annoying or matupid noises. there was one when i was annoying a friend of mine. and i did this a really annoying noise. and ey looped it for like
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15 minutes. >> jimmy: ah. i heard this actually. we do have it. i mean, i don't know how long -- it's 15 --t can't last 15 minutes. let's see how long we -- >> think it annoys me more than anyone else. holaughter ] it absolutely -- iifies me. so i don't think anyone can -- oh, god. >> jimmy: well, let's listen to it. and when we want to tap out -- >> okay. >> jimmy: -- we can tap out. ros? take a listen to this. let's put up a clock here. can we have a clock? and just see how long we -- [ bird noises >> [ bleep ] hell. [ laughter ] [ bird noises ] >> [ bleep ]. that's enoug
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[ bleep ] hell! >> jimmy: all right, stop, stop, stop, stop, i can't do it ymore. how long did that go? [ applause ] 30 seconds, not bad. that goes on for 15 minutes. ♪ and now i can't get it out of my head. can we just play thetrance k song one more time? ♪ ricky gervais, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] season two o"child support" returns october 5th at 9:00 p.m. on abc. shawn mendes joins us after the break! stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i can't believe it. that everything sticks to stefon diggs's hands? no, i can't believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on my car insurance with geico. cool, huh? yeah.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a super talented singer/songwriter. his self-titled album debuted at number one. you can catch him this weekend headlining the global citizen festival. ladies and gentlemen, please
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welcome, shawn mdes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ a [ chee applause ] >> jimmy: shawn. >> that -- >> jimmy: every -- every time you come here -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: they love you. mean, it's a good thing. we -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you again for coming ba f. >> thank y having me back. >> jimmy: we love -- and congrats on the record. i -- i want to get into talking about this. t first, and i want to talk about global citizen stuff. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hosted ts weekend. but last weekend -- [ light laughter ] you were at the iheartradio -- iheartradio music festival. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was out in vegas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and -- a really, really cool guy -- >> a cool guy. >> jimmybrought you -- brought you on stage. >> very cool guy. >> jimmy: his name is justin timberlake. >> yeah. he's good. you know him? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> we're actlly pretty good iends now. >> jimmy: what's that? >> we're actually pretty good friends now. >> jimmy: yeah, what's that? [ light la phter ] >> we'tty good friends now. >> jimmy: what's that? [ laughter ] >> um -- >> jimmy: how was that? was it fun? >> yeah. it was. >> jimmy: come on. >> it was the coolest thing of entire life, right ther >> jimmy: look at that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's the greatest. [ cheers and applause ] and you did "cry me a river"? >> no, we didn't do "cry me a a river." we did "what goes around comes around." ♪ who's the better friend now ♪ >> jimmy did.that's what you >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: come on, i -- i wasn't there, though. i wasn't there. >> yeah, you weren't there. sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: that's all right. i wasn't there. it was -- >> yeah on instagram, though. right? >> jimmy: uh, no. i just hang out with him -- outside of -- >> oh, you're -- outside of -- >> jimmy: i'm -- i'm really his friend. anyway. [ laughter ] >> so -- jimmy: but no, man. it's gonna be you pose for a a picture with him. it was great. >> yeah. i got it. i got >> jimmydy loved at that. well, have you guys ever done bits together? i know -- >> we haven't. >> jimmy: he -- he likes you. >>yee -- he does. . >> jimmy: i know he does. >> i think he does. i hope he does. >> jimmy: he definitely does. >> yeah, yeah. [ light laughterwe you know whahould do? >> jimmy: i mean, he likes other people, too. >> yeah, he likes other people. >> jimmy: i mean, you know. he likes -- keu know, he -- >> i don't know.
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>> jimmy: he doesn't like everybody. >> he likes a lot of people. >> jimmy: yeah, he likes -- nah, not really. >> he really -- >> jimmy: he's very selective, actually. [ laughter ] the mo only likes one person. >> you know what's funny? [ laughter ] i heard -- i was hearing, when i was there, actually, i got a a feeling like, he doesn't it really do thatmany people. like, it's really rare, like, to be bring people on stage. so, he must really like me. [ laughter and applause ] no, but in all -- in all seriousness. >> jimmy: yeah. >> honestly, like,it got to playhim, john mayer and ed sheeran within the same few days. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, i'm pretty sure the first time we spoke, you asked me who one of my idols was, and i said justin timberlake.: >> jimah, you did. >> and so -- yeah. dude, it was just insane. >> jimmy: and he's -- and he's super ni >> he's so nice and so insanely talented. >> jimmy: he's one of those guys you want to meet, like you. >> he's like -- every time somebody goes, "who are your idols?" i -- i say his name, b always add, "not just as a a musician, but as a person."ah >> jimmy: >> like, everything he's been able to do. just the way he is and, you know. 's just a great person. so, yeah. anyways, it was cool. he likes me more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's talk about -- let's talk about --
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oflaughter ] that's -- a thinhe past. >> past. >> jimmy: no one even -- [ laughter ] >> come on, no one even cares. n jimmy: no one e remembers. >> no one cares. yeah, yeah. but i don't care. >> jimmy: no one cares. they only remember that you were on stage with justin timberlake. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who cares? i didn't -- [ laughter ] it's a big deal. you know what we should talk about? >> i mean, somethin -- >> jimmy: at i thought was really funny. >> yeah? >> jimmy: when you performed in front of dave grohl. >> oh, yeah. you like this story. [ laughter ] so, yeah. i mean, it's -- >> jim about that.'s talk that's a great story. >> a great story. simple story. really -- it's not as intricate as my last story. met basically, dave grohl to watch me play in quebec. >> jimmy: do you get nervous?i an -- >> yeah. but i was actually more amped up. like, "dave grohl's here. got to do --"im >>: really. >> "i don't know what i'm gonna do, but i'm gonna do it. whatever that is." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and -- i'm on stage. and i'm -- i'm really feeling the show. and i'm like, "this is my moment. jump off, jump.ju like." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean, jump? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: jump where? >> so, there's a -- it's a a massive stage and there's -- otere's another section of a a stage that's aower. a lot lower than i thought it was. [ laughter ] and dave grohl is, like, right here on the side of the stage. and he's -- he's sitting os legged watching it with his daughter. and -- and i'm like, "i hope he sees me jump." >> jimmy: and you're gonna try
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>> and i'm, like, this one part where everything goes silent and i jump. and i'm like, "this is the coolest. i'm in their." d i'm like, "this is really low." >> jimmy: long. [ laughter ] >> and i >> jnext thing you know, it's like will smith's birthday. >> yeah. exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like -- you're bungee jumping. >> i was bungee jump -- i was fully on the ground. and i -- but iopped up quick. t -- >> jimmy: you hopped up quick. well, the good news is that no one got it -- >> what's that? >> jimmy: no one got on vide nape. >> yea everybody got it on videotape. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, is that true? >> yeah, it's true. >> jimmy: oh, we have it right here? a [ laught applause ] oh, here's a -- here's clip of shawn mendes wiping out e. mid-performanc take a look at this. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like -- it's like thimuch too long. >> i -- and i look like i've never jumped in my life. it looks like my first -- >> jimmy: it was -- you were free falling. >> jimmy: it was like, "aah!" [ laughter ] it was a tiny -- it was a tiny skydive. >> it -- it looked like my first time ever trying to jump, yes. [ laught j ] my: that was great. i was thinking -- >> but you know what he said to me right before i went on stage that i thought was so funny? he said, "don't jeak a leg." my: huh. [ laughter ] >> which i thought was so great. >> jimmy: wow, interesting. >> yeah. and then i was like, i almost >> jimmy: you almost did, actually. yeah. >> yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, congrats -- >> but now we just text about it's great.d stuff.
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we have a good friendship, like me and j.t. it's similar. [ laughter ] sorry. >> jimmy: do you have dave grohl's phone iumber? >> yeao. >> jimmy: uh-huh. i got to talk to justin about that. >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congrats. this is your album right here. self-titled, "shawn mendes." and -- [ cheers and applae ] i love the art. i love this album cover. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what's the story behind this? >> um, actually, a fan designed that. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. i was -- i mean, i've bakecally my fans to design tattoos and artwork. and they're so creative. they're much more creative than i could be when it comes to art. so, yeah. >> jimmy: that'seaantastic. >> it's really, really cool. >> jimmy: it's your third number-one album. >> yeah. >> jimmy: debuted at number -- dude, i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] and you're a baby. i am a baby. >> jimmy: you're a baby. >> i'm still a baby. >> jimmy: you're still a baby. >> i know. >> jimmy: rry, i mean -- and it's a phenomenal record, man. >> thanks, man. thank you. >> jimmy: i love everything. know what i really like? and -- this is, i meant to say, i like that there's different genres of music.ea >> >> jimmy: on this album. >> no, i mean -- >> jimmy: it's not all just the same song ten times, or something li >> genuinely what i realized while making the album is that, i don't listen to one genre. i'm, like, listening to, you know -- >> jimmy: oh, i guess so.
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>> somebody like mayer in the morning, and i'm listoning to 40 radio in the afternoon, and kanye at night. and it's, like, all these different artists.nd and they're f all coming together. and an artist really is just a a culminatn of all of the other artists they listen to. >> jimmy: yeah. that's interesting. >> and nothing wrong with making an album that is colorful." i think that's what people want nowadays. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i hope that's what th want. >> jimmy: i was just -- yeah, of course. it was like -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. s thinking about that, 'cause like -- you're like, oh, what's your favorite type of music? used to be, you know, when i -- when i -- when i was your age -- >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i used to be like, "oh, i like rock music." >> don't g ages again. on the >> jimmy: or i like -- no, i'm sorry. [ light laughter ] but -- >> yeah.wo yod say, "i like rock music, yes." >> jimmy: i like this music. >> now you say, "i love --" >> jimmy amusic. of -- yeah, i love music. and i love this artist and this artist and they're on two different sides of the world, which is so cool. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell me about this weekend. are you excited for it? global citizen? >> oh, dude i'm -- i knew global citizen was an incredible festival, but it 't wantil i actually met the founder. and he kind of walked me through everything that they do i'm thrilled. >> jimmy: what do -- >> i'm -- >> jimmy: what do they do?
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- like, it's such a a broad spectrum of incredible things. but basically this weekend, i'm gonna be -- and from now on, go i'a be focusing on education. and simply the main goal is to be able to provide education es for childrencially girls across the entire world. [ cheers and applause ] so -- >> jimmy: good for you. >> yeah. provide education for them for up to 12 years free, and quality education. t's really easy to get involved. literally, i -- i just want to say this to everybody listenin like, download the global citizen app. it's so easy. they'll tell you everything you have to do.on and it's be a really fun show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's gonna be a giant show. >> yeah. >> jim cardi b.ou, i know >> cardi b.'s gonna be there. >> jimmy: janet jackson. >> janet jackson. the weeknd. >> jimmy: the weeknd. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and of cours shawn mendes will be there. [ cheers and applause ] that's -- that's what we love. >> that's -- >> jimmy: do you have a a favorite track on this guy? >> um, i love "lost in japan." it's one of my favorite ones, yeah. [ cheers a applause ] >> jimmy: that's a jam. >> that's a jam. >> jimmy: that's what you're doing tonight? >> that's the jam. >> jimmy: uh, it's a jam. i do, i love it. i love all the tracks in there. and we love having you here, buddy. >> thank you, man. thank you. >> jimmy: shawn rendes, right this is the real deal. [ cheers and applause ] shawn mendes. when we come back, ianna challenge you to a new game. you wanna play?
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>> i mean, yeah. >> jimmy: it'll be fun. >> jimmy: it's a singing game. you ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: shawn and i are playing a brand-new singing game where one of us will get wet. stick come o. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ' hey baby, let'get you into bed. can we see a real whale some day? sure. promise. promise. mom, are we still going? dad, are we still going? yea, we're going. use the card that gets you miles closer to your promise. like her first trip to vancouver. and start something priceless. so cool. excuse me. excuse me. excuse me? excuse me. [ clears throat ] rated pg-13.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show," everybo we're hanging out with the one and only shawn mendes, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] shawn and i are about to face-off in a new game we like t to call "sladon't spray it." now, here's how it works. we're gonna take turns trying to sing well-known sgs. we'll have most of the lyrics in front of us on cue cards. >> yes. >> jimmy: but when the music stops, we'll only see a blank, and it'll be up to us to finish the line correctly. if you don't get the lyrics exactly right, the microphone in front of you will spray water --
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>> it's -- it's exactly right? there's not even a little bit of wiggle room? >> jimmy: no, the judge is really mad today, too. 's very upset. [ laughter ] bad day. but if -- if you can slay it and sing all the words perfectly, then your opponent gets sprayed in the face. >> oh. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i didn't know that part of the ohme. >> jimmyyeah. dude -- >> dude, that's even better. >> jimmy: oh, wait. i don't like this game at all. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. okay, here we go. let's -- >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: -- put on our safety glasses, because safety is sexy.[ ughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right, shawnyou are up first. >> okay. >> jimmy: go ahead and hit that button, here. let's see what song you're gonna get. [ beeping ] oh. that's -- >> a little rap. >> jimmy: no, that's not easy. >> i have to rap right now. "> jimmy: that's not easy. "i like it like >> it's clearly gotta have a a singer, right? i'm not -- >> jimmy: uh, cardi b. -- >> okay. jimmy: bad bunny, j. belvin. okay. let's see if you can do it. "i like it." all right. please don't slay it. ♪ >> all right. i'm gonna try .
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♪ now i like dollars i like diamondsli stunting i like shining ♪ ♪ i like million dollar deals where's my pen i'm signing ♪th ♪ i like balenciagas the ones that look like socks ♪so ♪ i liks and rocks ♪ [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh.e "i lcks and rocks." >> yes. >> jimmy: come on, socks and rocks. t can we st back? 'cause i really enjoyed that. that was [ light laug i was nervous. [ laughter and applause ] i was nervous, man. all right, all right, all right. thre we go -- >> you're readinlyrics, and then they just go away and you're like, i don't know what they are. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ah, dude. you we great up to that point. i go, "oh, no. i'm gonna get a spray." >> i -- i thought it was gonna be great. >> jimmy: here wgo. [ beeping ] oh, no. [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah. here you go. >> jimmy: uh, just do the part where it's -- ♪ whoa oh ♪ >> no.
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>> jimmy: just do that part. oh, man. >> it's imposed 100,000 >> jimmy: aw, n. whoo. all right. ♪ ♪ damn my ap going psycho lil mama bic likeel ♪ ♪ can't really trust nobody with all this jewelry on ♪of ♪ my ook like a no show got diamonds by the boat load ♪ ♪ come with all my friends and they ♪ [ buzzer ][ ughter and applause ] ♪ >> i was a wimp about it. i turned my face. you went, you took it straight on. ut jimmy: it's something a the clowns and bozos. something i -- [ laughter ] t sh, i'm sorry. boats, i didn't at one. >> sorry, cardi. >> jimmy: is this game over? no, okay. [ laughter ] all right, let's try your song up next. hit the button. [ beeping ]
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[ audience ohs ] >> okay. cs jimmy: come on. >> you know the lyo this? >> jimmy: well, i think so. no, i don't. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i know a little bit of it. , here we go. >> one, two, three -- ♪ ♪ gold jewelry shining so bright ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ strawberry champagne on ice lucky for you that's what i like ♪ ♪ that's what i like lucky for you that's what i likeke that's what i ♪ ♪ sex by the fire at night silk sheets and champagne on white ♪ [ buzzer ] [ laughternd applause ] >> jimmy: champagne on rice? >> the worst part about this -- >> jimmy: dude, that is not the lyrics. [ laughter ] >> i said, "white." >> jimmy: no. i don't know, man. >> now i know it. i know it now. >> jimmy: champ -- you do kn the words? >> i think it's "diamonds on white," or something like -- [ cheers and applause ] "diamonds all white." >> jimmyah, it's too late! it's too late now. [ laughter ] so, you said, "champagne on rice." so, that is -- [ laughter ]
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>> i don't remember saying rice. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. i -- i gotta wipe this off, 'cause i can't see the cucards. i know. i'm excited for your turn. >> jimmy: here we go. all right. >> we suck really bad. wanna break up? [ beeping ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: that's cheating. that is cheating. of course i'm not going to know -- >> i told them to pick this one. [ laughter's >> jimmy: th- i kind of know it. but -- ♪ la la la la la ♪ [ laughter ] oh, no. okay. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm on tonight you know my hips do ♪ and i'm starting to feel it's right attraction ♪ ♪ the tension something then thing on my body ♪ [ buzzer ] [ laughter and applause ] >> i thought you had it. [ cheers and applause ] i thought you had it. >> jimmy: this game's rigged. [ laughter ] >> it is.s thise first time you're
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playing this game? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] yes, of course. , what is it? what is that lyric? goes -- >> i don't know. >> jimmy: something -- ♪ somethin a body ♪ don't dohat again. [ laughter ] all right. let's do one more. but this one here is gonna be a a duet. this is the final round. if we slay it, we're safe. but if either one of us messes up, we both get sprayed. >> oh, it's -- oh. >> jimmy: no, i'll be good. [ laughter ] no, i'll be good. >> no, i'm saying "aw," for i'm sorry. >> jimmy: wait, what? [ laughter ] together.otta play it we can do this, man. >> a really bad track. >> jimmy: come on, wonder twins. >> all right, wonder twins. >> jimmy: let's gos. >> wonder tw [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> wonder twins. [ beeping ] [ audience ohs ] this means, oh, no. >> all right. >> jim queen! too young for [ laughter ] this is insane! >> no! >> jimmy: oh, god. >> let me take the spray alone, if i mess up alone. >> jimmy: no, i'll take it. i'll take it. >> okay. but, all right, if i don't -- >> jimmy: but -- but, you can do this. >> i didn't say we're gonna -- >> jimmy: come on,ayet in your 's world" vibe. >> if, this is my question. >> jimmy: i got -- >> if we, like, if we bounce off of each other, do we have to say every word at the same
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can we bounce off each other? >> jimmy: we can bounce. >> all right, let's do it. >> jimmy: judges? [ laughter ] judges say we can bounce. [ laughter ] >> all right. >> jimmy: i know it. i think i can do this. >> let's bounce. >> jimmy: yeah. >> one, two, three, four. ♪ ♪ i see a little lhouette of a man scaramouche scaramouche ♪ ♪ will you do the fandango ♪ ♪ thunderbolt and lightnin ♪ very very frightening ♪ ♪ gallileo gallileo gallileo ♪ ♪ gallileo figaro magnifico ♪ ♪ i'm just a poor boy nobody loves me ♪ he's just a poor boy from a poor family ♪ ♪ spare him his life from the monstrosity ♪ [ buzzer ]nd [ laughterpplause ] >> jimmy: bury his wife, champagne on rice, for his monstrosity? >> that was so much better than i ought it would be. >> jimmy: no, it was not bad. that's the man right there, shawn mendes! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]k
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: performing "lost in japan,once again,
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shawn mendes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ all it'd take is one flight e'd be in the same time z yeah ♪ ♪ i'm looking through your timeline i'm seeing all the rainbows i ♪ ♪ i got an idea and i know that it sounds crazy baby ♪ ♪ i wanna see ya oh i gotta ask ♪ ♪ you got plans tonight yeah i'm couple hundred miles from japan i ♪ ♪ i was thinking i could fly to your hotel tonight baby ♪ ♪ but i can't get you off my mind can't get you off my mind ♪ ♪ can't get you
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off my mind oh ♪ ♪ i could see the tension we could cut it with a kfe yeah ♪ shi know we're more than just a frie i can hear you thinking right yeah ♪ ♪ do i gotta convince you that y shouldn't fall asleep ♪ ♪ it'll only be a couple hoursm and i'about to leave ♪ ♪ you got plans tonight babyup i'm a hundred miles from japan and i ♪ ♪ i was thinking i could fly to your hotel tonight baby ♪ ♪ but i can't get you off my mindge can't you off my mind ♪ ♪ can't get you off my mind ♪ ♪ do you got plans tonight yeah ♪ was hoping i could get lost in your paradise ♪ and the only thing i'm thinking 'bout is you and i baby yeah ♪ ♪ but i can't g you off my mind can't get you off my mind i can't seem to get you off my mind ♪ ♪ yeah let's get lost tonight
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let's get lost tonight ♪ ♪ baby you and i t can't seget you off my mind ♪ htlet's get lost tonight let's get lost ton baby you and i can't seem o to get y my mind ♪ >> how you guys feeling out there? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ you got plans tonight baby i'm a couple hundred miles from japan and i ♪ ♪ i was thinking i could fly to your hotel but i can't seem to get you off my mind ♪ c ♪'t get you off my mind ♪ ♪ do you got plans tonight w yeah hoping i could get lost in your paradise ♪ ♪ and the only thing i'm thinking 'bout is you and i baby yeah ♪ ♪ but i can't get you off my mind can't get you off my mind ♪ ♪ and i can't seem to get you off my mind ♪
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♪ let's get lost tonight yeah let's get lost tonight baby you and ♪ ♪ i can't seem to get you off my mind so let's get lost tonight let's get lost tonight baby you and ♪'t ♪ i can seem to get you off my mind yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: come on. come on! that's how you do it, buddy. come o shawn mendes! his self titled album is out now. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and alause ] ♪
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♪ [ chrs and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ricky gervais, shawn mendes oncegain. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania.[ eers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers."wa thank you fohing. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- pete davidson, from "night school," actress and comedian mary lynn rajskub, stand-up comedy from zainab johnson, featuring the 8g band with ben sesar. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."
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how's everybody doing tonit? [ cheers and applause ] that is wondful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump last night held his fourth solo news conferee since taking office. and i don'want to say it made him look bad, but when the


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