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are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. coming but thank you for being on time. it's very important. did you remember to spring your clocks forward sunday? how is it that by the way my air bag knows exactly when i'm going to get into an accident, my car can't figure out how to go forward an hour for daylight savings time? i hate springing forward. i hate springing forward so much more than i like falling back.
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daylight saving time. [ clapping ] thank you, dicky. >> dicky: bless you. >> jimmy: they did a study, there's an increase in fate heart attacks in the three days after we change the clocks. probably from looking at your watch, realizing you were supposed to have picked up your kid at preschool an hour ago. every appliance with a clock should have a daylight saving button you'd push. you'd only use it twice a year put that's more than i use the "potato" button on my microwave. all hell is breaking loose in this election. tomorrow there are primaries in five states. florida, illinois, missouri, north carolina, and ohio. ohio and florida are the big ones. in florida today, mitt romney hit the campaign trail with governor john kasich who's hoping to beat donald trump in his home state, ohio. romney stumping for kasich in ohio and rubio in florida. with the idea that he will stop donald trump. he's also got holy cross and iona going into the finals in his ncaa bracket. but he took the stage with
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halfway between akron and canton today. i have to say i love the idea of mitt romney and john kasich teams up. it's like a buddy cop movie only they're both the cop who plays by the rules. this is how crazy things are right now. marco rubio, who's still in the race, is encouraging people to vote for john case nick ohio instead of him. rubio says kasich is the only one who can stop trump in ohio, and he's the only one who can stop trump in florida. ted cruz stopped trump in texas. then the plan is if they get to the convention, they're going to have dr. ben carson sew all their bodies together to form one enormous super-candidate who just might have enough delegates to win. tomorrow night we'll see how this all plays out. in the meantime donald trump has a mess on his hands. he has people fired up and not always in a good way. his events have become filled with protesters lately and violence violence. they had to cancel a rally in chicago friday because of security concerns.
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guy from rushing the stage in ohio over the weekend. in north carolina, an old man sucker-punched a protester in the side of the head. now trump apparently has to worry about getting hit with tomatoes. >> let me action plain what happened. we were told before just as i was going up on the stage, i was told by the secret service, sir, there's a person or two people in the audience that have tomatoes. they are going to throw them at you, we think. if they do throw them, you have to be prepared. now, you get hit in the face with a tomato, let me tell you, somebody with a strongarm at least, let me tell you, it can be very damaging. >> jimmy: yeah, could turn your whole face orange if you're not careful. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] can't get hurt by a tomato. in way you can get hurt by a tomato with four coats off bronzer on your face. tomatoes are nature's nerf balls, they mean no harm. president obama seems like he's enjoying this whole thing. he spoke at a fund-raiser in
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ruminate about donald trump brand wine. >> i had to say that -- i told some -- the folks, i said has anybody bought that wine? i want to know what that wine tastes like. i mean, come on. you know that's like some $5 wine. they slap a label on it, they're charging $50. saying that's the greatest wine ever. >> >> jimmy: i think obama's in his "i only have 10 months left so to hell with it" phase. [ cheers and applause ] maybe he'll host the oscars next year. the big story of the day, bigger than politics, bigger than sports, bigger than anything, was "the bachelor." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the only good thing about daylight saving time is we
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to find out who ben chose. it came down to lauren b. and jojo. guillermo, who did i predict the final one will be? >> guillermo: joyu. >> jimmy: that is right, months ago i made a proceed diction,ediction. >> you're agreeing with me, i'm thinking maybe i should have gone with lauren b. well, let's just say these are going to be the final two. i believe jojo will be the winner. i believe you will date her for a period of four to six months. so i was wrong on the winner but i had the final two, which was pretty good, considering it was the beginning of the season. and that's why they call me nostradamus, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in the end ben asked lauren b. to lauren b. my wife and she said yes. they're still together, already this one of the longer-lasting engagements in "bachelor" history. if you watch the show ben had a
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he told both lauren and jojo that he was in love with them. on the same night. so it turned out to be a difficult notion for his mother to wrap her head around. >> you're still sitting here with me today going, i'm in love with two women. >> yes. so there's still things we have to figure out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. a few small things that need to be sorted. after 20 seasons, ben's mother is the first person in "bachelor" history to recognize how ridiculous this show is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations to her. so ben was in love with both finalists. so he did what you do in that situation. eeny meeny miney moe, he proposed to them all. this was probably the most uncomfortable moment of the night, ben let jojo down in the most confusing way possible. >> i don't know if i can find
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i found it with you. but -- i found it with somebody else more. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] it almost seemed like if this wasn't on camera he'd be engaged to both of them right now, right? so ben is here. lawyer ran b. is here. and tonight we will eliminate one of them. no, tonight they will be here with us. one of my favorite parts of "the bachelor" is when -- you know when he's just staring into the distance, just kind of looking. presumably thinking. well, we went through the whole season of the show and we put this together. this very moving montage of
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>> jimmy: oh, is that -- oh, ben, ben? ben! >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: ben, i'm sorry to interrupt, i know you were looking off in the distance. but yeah, we have to do the rest of the show. so we can't hang on it too long, all right? >> fair enough. >> jimmy: we'll see you, okay. ben will be out here in a moment. thank you, bachelor ben. we have some fun -- [ cheers and applause ] break. when we come back, i lend a hand to chris harrison in what might be our most dramatic "bachelor" segment yet. [ cheers and applause ] (vo) you can check on them.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. bachelor ben and lauren d., maria menounos and music from sia the on the way. guillermo, show people what you're wearing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: those are bachelor ben leggings. you can actually i would these. we saw a picture of kaley cuoco wearing these and i knew guillermo had to have them. you can wear those to your pit lawsuit tease class. >> guillermo: yeah, sure. >> jimmy: they're form-fitting. >> guillermo: whatever you say. >> jimmy: okay, all right. you know, if you've ever watched "the bachelor" you're familiar with the way host chris harrison does the announcing. everything is the most dramatic season yet. but when you've been doing this for 20 seasons, plus 11 seasons of "the bachelorette" lick he
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new twists. this time i decided to pitch in. i dropped by the recording studio where they record this stuff to present chris with new lines to hopefully mix things up a little bit. >> coming up on the most dramatic episode in "bachelor" history. will ben propose? if he does, will she say yes? that's all tonight onnal all-new episode of "the bachelor." >> jimmy: hey. >> what's sflup. >> jimmy: i saw the door open. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: you doing the things with the lines, the most dramatic -- >> you know how that goes. >> jimmy: doing those awhile now. >> 15 years. >> jimmy: 15 years? >> it's wild, isn't it. >> jimmy: the reason i'm here, you've been doing it so long, you have to do these things and it gets repetitive. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: i feel like -- i took the liberty of writing some lines to help you freshen it up. >> some new stuff, all right. >> jimmy: would you mind? >> i'm game to try anything. >> jimmy: here you go, there's your lines. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'll just --
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>> jimmy: i'll sit right here. >> okay. it's the fourth-most dramatic season yet. >> jimmy: i figured that way it's kind of realistic, you know. in case it's not the most. it can't be the most always. >> every year, right. >> jimmy: seems ridiculous. >> you're right. this season will be relatively dramatic. >> jimmy: yeah. because it's honesty, you know. you're just being straight. >> it's television, though, we're never lost. honesty doesn't sell. >> jimmy: oh, okay. scratch that, we don't have to use that one. >> this is just my opinion, but this is a really cute season. the cutest season yet. oh my god. is it cute? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, no. i was thinking, oh my god! is it cute! >> oh my god! >> jimmy: sorry to give you a line on that. >> gee, cute? omg, this is so cute. >> jimmy: think about it, who wouldn't watch the cutest season ever? everyone will watch that.
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>> jimmy: you have to be a real jerk not to watch the cutest season ever. >> okay. okay -- ready? it's the most dramatic season yet. because this time, everyone dies. extreme. >> jimmy: what if everyone does die? you're going to need it. >> we're covered, good point, okay. tonight, ben and the girls solve the mystery of the sunken tugboat. that was good. >> jimmy: okay. >> these are the most emotionally damaged women yet! >> jimmy: that's every episode. >> all of them. on this one, all the women want to have sex with chris! that's me! >> jimmy: yeah. i bet some of them do. i mean, probably, right? >> why would they not? >> jimmy: why would they not? >> how could they not? >> jimmy: what do they need with these farmers and nonsense. >> unemployed bachelors living in their parents' basements.
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should make love to more of these women. >> dammit, jimmy, you're right. thanks, man, this is great. >> jimmy: my pleasure, i'm happy to help, i really am. and thank you for considering my work. >> iowa can't thank you enough. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> jimmy kimmel takes a moment and says his good-byes. this was the most dramatic exit ever for jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't know why you would -- you've got to stop this -- >> i can't stop, i've been doing this 15 years. >> jimmy: you can stop if you focus. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'm going to leave. don't say anything gotcha. >> jimmy: just be would it. don't put the headphones on. >> just put them down? >> jimmy: just put them down. in fact -- >> thanks. >> jimmy: turn around, don't even face the mike. bye, chris. >> see you, jimmy. thanks, buddy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i said no! i think we might need to have an and vention. thank you, chris.
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still to come music from sia, maria menounos is here. be right back with bachelor ben and lauren b.! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the brewers of guinness. who want to wish you a happy st. patricks day. please drink responsibly. lease a 2016 lincoln mkx for $399 a month
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the powerful few. >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight on the show, she's a tv host and an author too. this is her book "the everygirl's guide to cooking," maria menounos is with us here. maria is newly gained, her fiance surprised her on "the howard stern show" last week. i love traditional proposals like that, i really do. and then we -- after that we go all the way to austin, texas action for a special south by southwest performance. her album is "this is acting." sia from the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night on the show, kirsten dunst, wonder woman will join us, music from jake buggg and later this week harry connick jr., began ra bay sidibe, more from south by southwest with two chains and lil wayne so join us then.
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watched our first guest from the marriage to the other first guest, for those who have on it hig higgins and his too yawn his fiancee! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll get it later. how are you doing? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: doing well. did you watch the finale together? >> not yet. >> jimmy: oh, that's going to be a test. >> yes. this whole thing has been a test. >> jimmy: have you watched any of the episodes together? >> yeah, a few. >> jimmy: couple of weeks ago. we kind of >> we kind of stopd? never watch the finale, there's no reason to. >> at least just our part. >> jimmy: watch your parts and
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ones, yeah. so how long ago were you actually engaged? we just saw it tonight. when did it happen? >> it was november 23rd. >> jimmy: of what year? >> 2012. >> jimmy: wow, that's a long time. okay, so you guys -- you got gained. did you feel like you knew each other very well before you got gained? >> people ask us that all the time. yes. because there's not too much i've learned about her that's different than what i thought from the show. >> jimmy: what have you learned about lauren that is different from what you learned on the show? >> she loves to sleep in. i'm up at like 7:30 every morning. but lauren will sleep until 10:00. if i try to wake her up to hang out, to have breakfast or something, it's not happening. >> jimmy: yeah, that is good for when you have a baby, let him get and up you sleep till 10:00. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that a problem? >> i mean -- no. i've trained him. to let me sleep. yeah. >> jimmy: i see. [ laughter ]
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flight attend apt? >> correct. >> jimmy: have you been back to work since this all happened? >> so i worked end of january. so it has been airing for about a month and it was a little crazy. kind of got in the way. >> jimmy: people recognized you? >> people were so nice, but it definitely got in the way of my pushing the cart down the aisle. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i was a little slower pouring drinks. i felt bad. >> jimmy: that is interesting. you can't tell anyone anything and they're all asking. >> everyone wants to know. >> jimmy: have you been together this whole time in hiding? >> in hiding, yeah. >> they call them happy couples. so the idea is a happy couple is lock two people in a house somewhere around l.a. and you hang out for the weekend. >> jimmy: is it always a different house? or is it -- you're like el chapo on the run. >> exactly, all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what kind of period of time are we talking about here? you're there for a week, two weeks? >> not quite that long. >> three to four days.
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arrest for -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: a dui maybe .081 or something? >> exactly, right? you're not able to go out to eat? does someone help you, bring you food? >> they bring us food. the best house we've had yet was in pasadena. it was just a mansion. it was massive. but they had moved out. so this left a couch and a bed. sbut but the show never checked to see if they had wi-fi, cable tetion, a hot tub, a pool. they lock annuals a house for four days and we sit on the couch and stare at each other. >> jimmy: no tv? >> no. >> jimmy: how much sex can you have? let's be honest, nobody's a teen aimer here. how much sex have you had? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so now you're getting married. and -- i mean, you know. you know how these things go. a lot of the times people don't get married. does that worry you at all?
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i'm not worried. are you worried? >> jimmy: why am i worried? ate when it about worried. i always feel like there's so much excitement. and there's a vacuum at the end where it goes away. oh, boy. here we are, a couch and a bed. >> yeah. i personally feel very disconnected watching the show. because of how much life has moved on post-show with her. there's never been -- we actually woke up this morning, super excited for today, we looked at each other, have you ever been concerned about the future? and not once has that crossed our mind. >> jimmy: it hasn't. >> yeah, we both agreed that it's nothing we're concerned about. >> jimmy: how hammered do you get before you watch yourself on that show? really. >> a lot of tears. being on tv -- yes. >> jimmy: her sit agent home watching it then crying again? >> just because i'm embarrassed. from embarrassment. then i call her. hon, have you watched tonight? no. okay, good, don't! >> jimmy: you don't? >> then i do.
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>> jimmy: to you get upset byfy of this stuff? >> i mean, no, because it happened, you know, a little while ago. i think that's why i don't watch it is to avoid the potential. >> jimmy: you understood what you were getting into. >> exactly. >> jimmy: when you got into it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if you had been the bachelorette, you would have done the same thing, right? >> exactly. >> jimmy: probably with even more people than ben. [ laughter ] ben, you would have been perfectly okay with that? >> yeah, i would have shrug thearugged it off. >> jimmy: is there anything about living in secret all this time that botters you, pet peeves? anything i can help you with here? this is a safe place. >> go ahead. >> so penn is a very heavy out of his mouth. like a very heavy mouth breather. >> really? >> i have big lungs. it takes a lot to fill them up. it. >> jimmy: i didn't notice that about you.
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>> remember the training part? >> when he's really close to me, i'm like, why are you breathing so funny? >> or the other night, i like to pray for us before we go to bed. it's something we've enjoyed doing, we need a lot of prayer right now. i'm praying and she stops me. can you not pray so loud? >> jimmy: god isn't deaf. >> yeah. and now i am. >> jimmy: are you praying she doesn't see the episode -- >> every time. that's the prayer, over and over. >> jimmy: you're hoping god answers you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, that was weird. i mean, i can't imagine. that's going to come out. there's going to be a day where you guys have it out. >> and she's going to call me out on it? >> jimmy: i think so. >> it might have already happened. >> may or may not have already happened. >> jimmy: it may have already happened. you have to work through that stuff. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's why i i'm here. >> that's why we're here. >> yeah, your advice. >> jimmy: my advice is, get it over with, talk about it, don't
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then like you guys are at rehearsal dinner and all of a sudden it's like, oh my god, you son of a bitch! and you're like, why did you tell us to invite her? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a game show set up for you guys to find out how well you know each other. there's a valuable prize attached. ben and lauren are here. we'll be right back with them! [ cheers and applause ] stress sweat.its different than ordinarysweat. it smells worse and it can happen anytime to anyone. like when i ran to catch thetrain to work and a draft blew my skirt up and everybody here saw my unmentionables. yea and they aren't even cute. hello! laundry day. stress sweat can happen toanyone, anytime, and it smells worse than ordinary sweat. get 4 times the protection against stress sweat. with secret clinical strengthinvisible solid and clear gel.
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>> jimmy: there you go. >> can we comment on the pants? >> jimmy: this is all -- guillermo, you look great. you can have the pants also. >> thank you. >> jimmy: get married in those. >> can i have them? >> jimmy: they might be a little puffy. i'm going to ask you each a question, you have to write what is each other's middle name? you're playing for a fork. lauren is finished. she says ben's middle name is -- go ahead and turn that around. edward. and grace. is that correct? >> no. >> jimmy: it is so! >> it is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's continue. name the siblings. you're playing now for a salad fork. siblings' names.
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for ben. >> yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: and ben? bryant, brett, mollie, correct? and -- no siblings for you, so that was an easy one for lauren. you got a salad fork. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next -- each of your mother's maiden name. you want to pass on that one? oh, oh! okay. lauren has an answer. ben is working on his answer. let's see your answers. your answers are? >> oh, ". >> jimmy: oh! you're no dummy. [ laughter ] >> it's fox. >> i knew that. >> jimmy: it's fox? it's not smith? you went with the most common name in america? you're both smart, all right. very good, income question,
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one uncle. >> oh, shoot. name an uncle. >> i got this. >> jimmy: lauren, good and reveal -- uncle? dan. and uncle -- john. is there an uncle john or an uncle dan? >> there's an uncle john. >> there is an uncle john. there is an uncle dan? >> no. >> jimmy: we're going to give you half a spoon for that one. one more. name of the childhood pet for each of you. childhood pet. ben went right to the card. >> this is a huge part of her life. >> jimmy: oh, that is big part of your life. apparently not a big part of ben's. >> no, i -- tip of my tongue? no conferring with each other, please. beautiful dinnerware at stake here. okay. and?
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tessa. and -- >> black lab. >> zoe. >> jimmy: zoe the black lab. congratulations. we're going to give you dinnerware anyway. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. you'll get to know each other better. you'll have plenty of time. >> thank you. >> jimmy: ben and lauren, everybody. we'll be right back with maria menounos! [ cheers and applause ] this is a body of proof.proof of less joint pain. and clearer skin. this is my body of proof thati can fight psoriatic arthritis ...with humira. humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. it's proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage and clear skin in many adults. humira is the #1 prescribed biologic for psoriatic arthritis. humira can lower yourability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened,
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your for >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, music from sia. our next guest got engaged in a much more traditional way, live on "the howard stern show." she's the host of "e! news" and color of "every girl's guide to cooking." please say hello to maria menounos! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. it's like engagement night here knowledge i know, love unless the air? although you did it differently from ben and lauren.
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for how long before you decided to get married? >> it's going to be 19 years in two weeks. >> that seems long enough. that's a good breaking-in period. [ laughter ] >> yeah, we kind of know each other now. >> jimmy: i think so. at first -- it's funny that when surprised you on "the howard stern show." >> yeah. >> jimmy: was it really a surprise? was it genuinely a surprise? >> are you kidding me? i've never been so shocked or surprised in my life. you see the video. i'm like -- just in utter shock. my jaw was on the ground the spire time. >> jimmy: i know you are a big fan of "the howard stern show." >> yes. >> jimmy: it seems like kevin is a huge fan of the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: is kevin proposing to you on that show a gift for him or a gift for you? >> i don't know. you know what, that show has meant a lot to us as a couple. like back in the day when our families were kind of against our relationship and nobody loved us. we would listen to howard stern on this twin mattress in this
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of homeless because i was disowned for dating a non-greek. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> it was bad times. we listened to the show and he used to say, someday you're going to be on this show, you're going to be a big star. i'm like, who this is wacko? what is he talking about? >> jimmy: why is he on my mattress? >> we've been on the show many times. howard and beth are amazing. they plotted this behind my back. and beth was helping kevin with the ring. and she was really smart. she told him, delete every correspondence. maria's smart, she's a reporter, delete everything. >> jimmy: do you go into kevin's texts and e-mails? >> yes. >> jimmy: you do? what? >> i haven't in a long time. but i do -- okay. >> jimmy: what happened that precipitated the first -- i mean, what was going on at that time? were you suspicious? >> okay, so -- no. this time i was bored. okay? so i was super bored. and i was walking by. and he was taping a show. he was doing this new show tonight that starts called "the tomorrow show." and i was bored.
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so i went and his phone was blowing up and i started looking through his phone. boring, boring, boring. i left it. thank god i didn't see anything. or i would have been so mad at myself. >> jimmy: you know you're under oath right now. i don't believe -- i think you saw some things -- >> are you kidding, never. thank god. i knew he wasn't smart enough to delete his trash. not smart enough? honey, i love you, you're super smart, you know what i mean? he's not super sleuth like that. i said, honey, i want to see how these e-mails went down, can we look at your trash? i bet they're in there. of course all the e-mails are in there. >> jimmy: did it say how much the ring cost and that kind of thing? >> no, i haven't found that out yet. >> jimmy: are you going to look into that? >> i don't care what he spent on it. >> jimmy: the interesting part, besides being an unusual place to get engaged, and i was listening as this was happening. >> you were listening live? >> jimmy: of course i was. at that time, right before
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proposed to you, howard asked you, interrogated you about being hit onpy celebrity men. >> yes. >> jimmy: >> the guy you lost your virginity to before you met kevin. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is moments before the engagement by the way. >> way to torture someone. >> jimmy: how kevin's hair growth treatments are killing his sex drive. and how frequently you and kevin make love. >> yes. >> jimmy: kevin pops in and says, will you marry me? did you think it was a joke? >> i did at first, absolutely. i thought it was a total joke. and then -- you're in a moment, almost like a car accident, your life flashes before your eye. >> that's a great analogy. [ laughter ] for your engagement. >> a million things are going through my head. at first i'm like, he's playing a prank on me and everybody's going to think he's the biggest [ bleep ] in the world. like a million things are going through your head. my mom had no idea. my dad knew the night before, kevin told him, but he never told my mom. my parents were leaving the room because of the sex talk, somehow
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find out i was getting engaged? your parents were at the studio with you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they heard a lot of stuff, then howard brought them in. i think he invited them in to watch you guys make love, is that right? >> that will be the next episode. >> jimmy: have you listened back to it? he actually did do that. >> i he did? >> jimmy: you may have been in a cloud of emotion at that point. >> i felt like i was on drugs? your father declined the invitation fyi. >> all i remember is my dad saying, i love strippers. >> jimmy: i remember you telling a story about bringing your parents to a strip club, which is a whole other segment. >> i did. >> jimmy: did you work on this would be with your mother? i did. my mom was a cafeteria cook in schools in boston. >> jimmy: they're the best. >> she brought hers up to number one in the state. >> jimmy: like a lunch lady? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> she was amazing too. she mastered cooking really fast, delicious, healthy meals. we sat down to write this book for the everygirl who wants to do the same.
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people who don't cook can cook? >> yes. absolutely. i hold your hand, there are a lot of tips. because i'm just like everybody else. even though i've been cooking my whole life, it was the first way i communicated because i didn't speak english growing up. i used to tell -- my teacher showed up to one of my book signings, my first grade teacher. i saw her in the lineup. mrs. bruno! she's like, i didn't know you would remember me. you taught me english! that's how i wrote this book! >> jimmy: this looks awfully cloon clean, this is not your cooking apron? >> i've cooked for you guys before. you've had my cooking. >> in this apron? >> not in that one. >> jimmy: you did cook last time, all right. congratulations on everything. >> thanks so much. >> jimmy: the engagement. will you be having a baby soon? [ cheers and applause ] >> we're working on the baby. now we're confused because we've got to plan some wedding. >> will you have theaby on "the howard stern show"?
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>> jimmy: you're welcome to, goo guillermo, scrub up! that's her book, "the everygirl's guide to cooking." we'll be right back with sia! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: tonight's music from
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brought to y >> dicky: tonight's music from austin south by southwest is brought to you by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to think ben and lauren, maria menounos, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. first "this is acting" is theal wum. with the song "bird set free," sia! [ cheers and applause ] clipped wings i was a broken thing had a voice
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but i could not sing you would wind me down i struggled on the ground so lost the line had been crossed had a voice had a voice but i could not talk you held me down i struggle to fly now but there's a scream inside that we all try to hide we hold on so tight we cannot deny eats us alive oh it eats us alive yes there's a scream inside that we all try to hide we hold on so tight but i don't wanna die no i don't wanna die i don't wanna die and i don't care if i sing off key i find myself in my melodies i sing for love
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i shout it out like a bird set free no i don't care if i sing off key i find myself in my melodies i sing for love i sing for me i'll shout it out like a bird set free i'll shout it out like a bird set free i'll shout it out like a bird set free snows oh oh oh oh oh i'll shout it out like a bird set free now i fly hit the high notes i have a voice have a voice hear me roar tonight you held me down but i fought back loud but there's a scream inside that we all try to hide
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we cannot deny eats us alive oh it eats us alive yes there's a scream inside that we all try to hide we hold on so tight but i don't wanna die no i don't wanna die i don't wanna die and i don't care if i sing off key i find myself in my melodies i sing for love i sing for me i shout it out like a bird set free note oh oh oh note oh shout it out like a bird
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oh oh oh oh shout it out like a bird set free whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i'll shout it out like a bird set free whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i'll shout it out like a bird set free
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