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coach down there is a friend of peyton manng's. >> rich: they have done a great job down there. >> kevin: back in the day you and i could not get into duke. we couldn't even spell "duke." patrick is -- we said he had the head injury in >> rich: look how unusual that is. you have the left guard and left tackle both wearing those clubs on their right hands. that's hard. >> kevin: the duty minute warning presented by the wisconsin lottery. scratch games are on sale now with a bonus drawing for a
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>> kevin: the two-minute warning. brandon ross in the backfield.
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this is what he does so well. they will bring him down on the play. rich, the time of possession has been a constant theme in this preseason for the packers. now they are approaching 39 minutes time of procession tonight. >> rich: and they have dominated time of possession. they have been the more efficient team. they have run the ball better they do a much better job getting offer the ball on third down defensively. and i think the constant harassment of 49er quarterbacks. starting with the first team. it's a great job against all three quarterbacks we have seen from the 49ers tonight.
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rich, when you were starting your nfl career, i'm sure you were very much away when the cut-down date is, what you had to do. >> rich: stalk about sleepless nights. you work a lifetime for this opportunity. you start with pop football, high school football, college football. and each stage of the journey it gets harder and harder. you look at ted thompson, and tough decisions to make. and not always are they the right ones. sometimes an injury to positions forces to you keep an offensive lineman and you end up letting go a really good corner because you had an injury. >> kevin: the 40-yard punt and well placed. come up on the packers tv network postgame show, we will name the department of transportation player of the
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against the chiefs. we will have some final thoughts on our game tonight, all the pack of the packers tv network postgame report. here were some of the players tonight who looked good. >> rich: i think all these players, allison, and i would say this about callahan. if for some rain hundley is not ready to be the backup week one, i think they have to feel pretty good with callahan based on wha preseason games. he's really handled himself well in critical situations. remember he started the game against the cleveland browns. put together some impressive drives before the half. i think the kid has some real poise, confidence and play-making ability, especially when things break down around him. >> kevin: he picked up 7. looked like he has wheeled his
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that will be the final play of the game. the packers are undefeated in preseason and have been convincing in each. the games against the browns, the raiders, and tonight on the west coast against san francisco. >> rich: they have to feel pretty good about what they have accomplished so far in preseason. the most important thing we know is to get out of preseason healthy. they have one more week. they have the kansas city chiefs in kansas city at arrowhead. hopefully they get through it. hopefully we get a chance to me at's important. to me you talk about the one thing that's still, you know, hanging out there, we've got to get this guy back on the field. it would be nice to see him play a little next week, even if it is only a series or two. >> kevin: one thing you can't replicate in practice is the speed of the game. i think aaron saw that in the first series tonight. >> rich: yeah, justify the confidence of getting him back out there, and a couple snaps, a
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at. he's put a lot of time, effort and energy into his rehab. these three practices this week and mike mccarthy talked about it early today, are important for jordy nelson as he gets ready for game one. >> kevin: packers are undefeated. they beat san francisco tonight and again looked good on defense and the offense was there for a
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>> kevin: we're back in can't clair. this is the packers tv network postgame report. this was the home of the super bowl a couple months ago. a lot of packer fans, as you might guess, here on the road in northern california. good night for the packers. all the things they showed in the first two games were present tonight. the player of the game is presented by the wisconsin department of transportation.
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drive sober or get pulled over. rich. >> rich: callahan once again for the second time in the preseason is the player of the game. 16 for 24. made big throws on third down, fourth down. and off the scramble when things broke down. he finds abbrederis here for the touchdown. i thought he really handled himself with a lot of young players around him in the second half. >> kevin: the packer fans liked it. green bay goes to 3-60. aaron rodgers was the played into the second quarter. taking a look at an old friend there in dujuan harris. rodgers makes friends everyplace. he's back home, too, from nearby chico, california. we are back here next thursday night for the final next thursday night for the final preseason game. packers and the chiefs right here on the packers tv network.
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a talented actress who stars alongside jason statham in the new movie "mechanic: resurrection" which is in theaters now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jessica alba! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh, welcome. thank you, thank you so much. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous as always, thank you so much. >> thank you. >> over here. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you, sir. alright, watch it.
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calm down. we have a lot to get to. in addition to the movie coming out today you also have a new line of hair products out, 'cause i know -- >> yes. >> jimmy: your business has, like, taken off. >> yeah, i launched a beauty line called honest beauty. and we're available at ulta beauty stores across the country. and we just launched a hair care line and so you get clean products by honest beauty. >> jimmy: i mean, that's major, pal, congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm in. [ applause ] you're creating this, you have this unbelievable giant business with honest and they're all great stuff. i use the diapers and stuff for the baby. >> awe, yay. >> jimmy: well, not me but for the baby. i'm an entrepreneur as well, we made an app called bonk. [ laughter ] i don't know if you heard about it, it's sweeping the nation. [ light laughter ] >> i'm so excited about it, everybody's heard about it,
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about it. people can't stop. >> what is it exactly? >> jimmy: oh, it's fascinating. would you like to try it? >> yeah, totally. can't wait. >> jimmy: it's effective and it makes your hair look good. >> okay. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: alright, ready? >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, you go right in there. and just press the blue button. alright, there you go. perfect. >> okay. >> jimmy: gosh, gorgeous. you're about to get bonked. [ light laughter ] ready? >> yeah. ?? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> that's funny. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you never had a beard before, right? >> i really have never tried a a beard on. >> jimmy: no, i've never seen you with a beard, but that's a a good look. yeah, i like that. >> that is a good look, yeah. >> jimmy: how is everything? how's the kids? >> they're great. >> jimmy: how's the husband? how's he doing? >> he's really good, he actually started a company called "pair of thieves" and he
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>> jimmy: sockies? >> for men and kids. >> jimmy: sockies. i get undies. no one says sockies. >> i don't know. we say it in the house. >> jimmy: he doesn't make like japanese sake does he? >> no, but he makes like the no-shows. i call those sockies, i don't ow. >> jimmy: what's no-show? >> it's like socks that you don't -- >> jimmy: oh, socks that hide under so it looks like you're not wearing socks. >> yeah, but they're really cute, and they stay apparently. and he makes undies thatav no swass. do you know what that means? >> jimmy: it's like learning a a whole new language, like rosetta stone tonight. this is fantastic. [ laughter ] >> i didn't know! he was -- >> jimmy: no swass? >> swass. he says guys get sweaty ass. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ audience groans ] >> and so his undies are no swass. i don't know, i never knew that about guys. >> jimmy: well, you should, he's your husband. you should know if he has swass. [ light laughter ] >> i'm not -- >> jimmy: i don't -- i don't have swass. >> no, totally. i would never assume. but apparently with his undies,
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so -- >> jimmy: swass free. that is fantastic. i have to go to an urban dictionary and check out swass. [ light laughter ] how are the babies? how are the kids? >> they're really good. they're going to start school soon. havie, everything has an i-e. i don't know. i think ever since i became a a mom i got really corny and i say e. sockies. >> jimmy: undies. >> undies. havie. >> jimmy: havie. >> so sorry about that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you have to do that. it's good. you love 'em. >> haven is my 5-year-old and she's starting school, she's going to b k which is really cute. >> jimmy: wait, you have a a 5-year-old? >> and then i have an 8-year-old, who is about to be in third grade. >> jimmy: 8-years-old already? >> yeah and she has like braces and she likes to play tennis. >> jimmy: come on, that's crazy. >> i know. and she never wants to wear pink, she only wants to wear blue and she loves being sporty. >> jimmy: is she -- 'cause you had a brother growing up, right? >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: is she like you guys? >> my kids don't fight the way that i fought with my brother. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you guys were competitive? >> my brother and i were very
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incredibly physical. like, we beat each other up. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, really? you got violent. >> my brother knocked out my teeth. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah, like, i didn't have teeth for a really long time. [ laughter ] i had a mask -- >> jimmy: when they grow back he'd knock 'em out again? >> well, no. i didn't have tops or bottoms from age 3 to 7, i had like a a mad lisp and people would make fun of me. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i used to torture him 'cause he had chapped lips, he was like one of thos [ light laughter ] and was the crazy chap -- so i would binaca his lips when he was sleeping. >> jimmy: did it sting him? >> it would sting him so bad and he would cry. >> jimmy: oh, that's cool. >> and i would like tickle his nose and put toothpaste on his hand and he would like -- >> jimmy: i once pretended i couldn't hear for my sister. >> my brother actually did that to me, too.
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i can't hear what you're saying. she freaked out. >> did she smack you or? >> jimmy: no, she just started crying. she freaked out and didn't know what to do. [ laughter ] >> oh, i used to pretend i was possessed by a devil -- [ laughter ] in the middle of the night and i'd go into my brother's room and he thought i was possessed like "poltergeist." seriously and it gave him nightmares. yeah, i did like an evil voice and i'd scare the crap out of him in the middle of the night. >> jimmy: it's good to have brothers and sisters. they're so fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's got to be proud of you for everything you've done. i mean, "mechanic: resurrection" -- >> yes. >> jimmy: it came out today. jason statham, who we love on the show -- >> yes, he's great. >> jimmy: he is the toughest, toughest dude of all time. [ laughter ] and he's tougher -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he don't care, i don't really like that. but in real life he's the nicest, sweetest dude i've ever met. >> he is, and he has so many muscles. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's got two more
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shoulder muscles and back like muscles. he has like a 12-pack, i didn't even know that could exist. >> jimmy: well, i know it does. [ laughter ] i had a 12-pack before the show. [ laughter ] come on y'all. but do you understand when he talks to you, oh, jessica, do that thing -- [ inaudible ] >> i got about every six words. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> when he was talking to his friends. so he'd slow it down for me when he was just talking to me. >> jimmy: yeah, he came on the show and we played this game, we just laughed so hard. we were like two little kids. i just never saw -- he just melted. >> like a muscly little kid. >> jimmy: he would say, i'll come on the show but i'm not sure i want to talk. [ light laughter ] we could played a game or something like that. he was like, play a game? and we played this game and had so much fun he was actually crying laughing. >> he is such a sweet guy. >> jimmy: i love the guy so much. what do we have to expect from this film, can you set it up at
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>> you are going to expect a a lot of jason kicking all the butts and i get to kick a few myself as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there's a lot of swass! a lot of swass in this movie. >> and i did some krav maga training, which is something i never learned before and it's like this martial arts from israel -- a israeli form of martial arts. >> basically you take down your opponent with whatever is around as quickly as possible. and it's quite brutal. >> jimmy: are you -- >> if i was here, and you were there, like i would get this, and i'd like smash it in your face -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then -- or i'd like palm you in the nose or i'd like grab your hair and smash your head into the desk. >> jimmy: the jokes on your because this is a toupee comes right off. [ laughter ]
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>> or i could take my shoe off. >> jimmy: alright. okay. >> you know, that kind of thing. >> jimmy: i just wanna see the film. [ laughter ] we have a clip here is my pal jessica alba with jason statham in "mechanic: resurrection." take a look at this. ?? [ grunting ] ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, always. you're the best. stick around, jessica alba and i are playing roomba pong, roomba pong when we get back. ??
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, back everybody. we're hanging out with jessica alba. [ cheers and applause ] her new movie "mechanic: resurrection" is in theaters today. >> steve: whoa! and there's steve higgins right here, ladies and gentlemen, we always love steve higgins. [ cheers and appla] we're about to play a game of beer pong, but with a twist. the twist is we've attached the cups of these roombas, which will be aimlessly roaming around the table as we try to sink our shots. jessica and i are a team, but higgins is going to need a a partner, and we found a good one his new standup special"jeff foxworthy and larry the cable guy: we've been thinking" is on netflix now, please welcome jeff foxworthy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you buddy? >> how are you? >> partners. >> jimmy: jeff are you good at
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>> i'm a little, i get a little swass. i'm nervous. [ laughter ] >> i told you. >> just enough to keep it interesting. the rules -- rules are the same as beer pong. if you make a shot, the other team chugs a beer. first team to sink two cups wins. let's take our positions, higgins and jeff you on that side, jessica, me and you are on this side. >> on this side over here? >> jimmy: yeah. >> where do we have to stand? >> steve: you stand over her yep. >> steve: you're going to shoot it there. >> wait and we try to shoot over there? >> jimmy: that's correct. >> and they try to shoot here? >> jimmy: yep. >> what are we drinking? >> jimmy: i think it's -- >> beer? >> beer. >> jimmy: ice cold swass. [ laughter ] here we go. >> steve: swasstastic. >> jimmy: alright, here we go. hig -- why don't you guys go first? >> steve: okay. right in there. swass it up. >> the far one right? >> jimmy: you guys try to -- yeah. >> okay. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: come on, jess. >> okay. >> jimmy: you can do it.
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>> jimmy: alright, i got you. under handed? ?? yes! [ applause ] >> jimmy: swasstastic! i wish i caught it in my mouth. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] ?? >> jimmy: you can get it further back, jeff. ?? that roomba moved on purpose. >> almost. it's really hard. no.
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hey! >> steve: come on! come on! >> jimmy: chug, chug, swass, swass, swass. ?? do the whole thing? >> yeah, like a champ. ?? >> here we go. >> it's alright. >> jimmy: your shot. >> no, it's mine. >> jimmy: sorry, sorry. hey now. ?? >> it's harder than you think. >> jimmy: higgins, throw it overhand. >> steve: alright, i'm going to go overhand. oh, it moved. >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> yes! >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: we won! >> steve: we knocked one down! ?? >> jimmy: drink the other one too, higgins.
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one too, i knocked two over. that was a good one. there you go. fantastic. >> nice >> jimmy: we are the champs. jessica alba and i. [ cheers and applause ] jeff foxworthy right there. steve higgins. more of "the tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. that's a fun game. [ cheers and applause ] ?? [ tires screech ] ? flo: [ ghost voice ] oooo! [ laughs ] jaaaaamie, the name your price tool can show you coverage options to fit your budget. tell me something i don't know -- oh-- ohhh! ahh! this is probably more of a breakroom activity. ya think? ? you work at ge? yeah, i do. you guys are working on some pretty big stuff over there, right?
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the most successful and funniest comedians around. he's a multiple grammy and emmy nominee, and he's a a new york times bestselling author. his latest stand up special "jeff foxworthy and larry the cable guy: we've been thinking" is available now on netflix. everyone please welcome jeff foxworthy. [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> thank you very much. alright, so here's where we're at. i am now in my mid-50s. so my wife and i are the
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we're right in the middle. because our parents can't text and our children can't write. [ light laughter ] my kids don't think you need to study anymore, they're like, dad, if you need to know something, you just google it. and to a point they're right, because when i was growing up if you were watching tv and somebody said what was that guy in? you'd go my, he looks familiar. that was it, yeah. [ light laughter ] now you watch tv, somebody goes, what was that guy in? somebody goes, he was the janitor on "joey." but i try to tell my kids, yeah, you can google a lot of stuff but there's a lot of things you only learn through living life, you can't google those. and i call them the facts of life, things you can't google. like this, fact of life, if you're trying to get to the bathroom in an emergency situation, it is not a wise idea to unbutton your pants in transit in the effort to save a a couple of seconds, because the muscles that guard the floodgate will interpret the
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and the two seconds you saved on the button are nullified by the hour and a half you spend mopping and doing laundry. and google won't tell you that. [ laughter ] fact of life, out of all the cereals, captain crunch is the most time intensive. here's what i'm talking about. you eat it too soon after you pour the milk on, and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. you wait too long after you pour the milk on and the teeth a wire brush can't get rid of. [ applause ] google won't tell you that. fact of life, you can have a a wife with long, beautiful hair, or you can be on time. [ laughter ] fact of life. if your wife hints she might be in the mood, your kids will sense it and won't go to bed
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[ laughter ] speaking of kids, another fact of life. the more kids you have, the worse your parenting becomes. people that only have one child are making homemade baby food out of organic vegetables they're growing in their own backyard. by the time that fourth kid rolls around, you're smoking a a cigarette while you watch your toddler pull a year-old milk dud out from under the stove and eat it. [ applause ] take the cat hair off of it before you put it in your mouth, dummy. fact of life, 100% of the blk guys that shave their heads look really, really cool. 50% of the white guys who shave their heads look like they just murdered their parents. [ laughter and applause ] it's true, isn't it? fact of life. fact of life. flying on an airplane makes you gassy. nobody ever talks about this.
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we just take our roll around suitcase and walk the baggage claim, popping them off like a a trail horse. [ laughter and applause ] fact of life. if you wake yourself up with a a snore, the first thing you do is look around to see who's laughing at you. [ laughter ] fact of life. if your wife or girlfriend gets tipsy, there is a very fine line between her talking dirty a hibernating bear. and by fine line, i mean about half a sip. it's like, you wait until we get home tonight, mister, i'm going to tear you up. [ laughter ] [ snoring ] [ applause ] and once she crosses the line, she ain't coming back. like the paramedics putting the paddles on a body with no head. you are wasting your time.
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minute. 35 seconds. give me 35 seconds. [ applause ] fact of life. women always have more questions than men have answers to. great example, about six months ago, i got a text one day, the text said please pray for tom, he was in a bad wreck. i go through the house to find my wife and said hey i just got a text said please pray for tom he was in a bad wreck she said, was he driving? i said, i don't know, i just got texted please pray for tom he was in a bad wreck. she said, were carol and the kids in the car with him? i said, i don't know, i just got text that said please pray for tom he was in a bad wreck. were the people in the other car hurt? i don't know i just got texted please pray for tom he was in a a bad wreck. did they even have insurance? i don't know, i just got a text that said please pray for tom he was in a bad wreck. what hospital did they take him to? i don't know, i just got texted please pray for tom he was in a a bad wreck. she said, you don't know anything. what do you know? i said, i know you need to pray for tom, i just got a text said he was in a bad wreck. you guys are have been great. god bless you thank you for listening to me.
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[ cheers and applause ] ?? >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, you are a funny, funny man. that wast -- thank you very much for that. here's the special here. it's on netflix right now. "we've been thinking," yeah. thank you so much for doing standup. it means a lot to us on "the tonight standup. >> i'm honored that you -- thank you for having comics do that, 'cause it's almost a lost art, you know? that's what i grew up watching and what i wanted to do. >> jimmy: when was the last time you did standup on a late night show? >> maybe like 1994? like -- [ laughter ] i don't know. like, 20 years ago, maybe? >> jimmy: is that right? 20 years? >> yeah. to do standup, yeah. >> jimmy: we're honored. thank you so much for doing that. >> oh, man, my pleasure. >> jimmy: i appreciate that, 'cause it's -- [ cheers and applause ] you've got this special -- another special. you and larry the cable guy who, gosh, i love him as well. he's super funny guy.
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comedy after all these specials that you've been doing? >> no, you know what? no, because it's -- the difference in music. you write five hits of music, you play till you're 90. but with comedy, once you do a a special, people are like, "oh, that's funny. what do you have that's new?" and there's no other way to do it but to go back to little clubs and start from scratch. i have three boxes. i have gold, silver, and certificate of appearance. and i will just have jokes, and, you know, like show up on a sunday night. i keep the certificate. that means, you know, they bombed, and so i keep going back. bomb because i can only hear one person laughing, and it's my wife in the balcony, you know? [ laughter ] she's like, "that was so bad, nobody even laughed." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's laughing that no one laughed. >> she loves it when i go down the toilet. >> jimmy: yeah, of course she does, yeah. >> but the whole process of starting from a note -- from a a fog, and then, you know, later on it turns into a a special, it's just a cool evolution. >> jimmy: it's the greatest thing ever, and it's so fun. and especially now with netflix, it's like a whole new
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>> yeah. and it's fun. we were doing this tour, and we're just getting great reviews and great press, and netflix saw it and said, "can we film this?" i'm like, "yeah, come on." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and you look great, i should say. you look great. you were telling me last time you were here, you had kidney stones. >> oh, my gosh. have you had one? how many -- has anybody had a a kidney stone out here? i -- seriously, you have -- the pain is so -- and this is how i knew i had it. i felt great, i'm in the tire store getting tires for the truck. all -- feel great. all of a sudden, it's like chuck is back. i made a noise. i was like -- [ squealing ] [ light laughter ] i didn't say it was a masculine noise. it was a noise. [ laughter ] and then it hit me again. dewayne, this kid that's ringing me up at the tire store, he looks at me and he goes, "hey. i ain't no doctor --" [ light laughter ] which caught me off guard. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ laughter ] >> i had assumed that he was. he just didn't like wearing the stethoscope while he's changing tires. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at the tire store, yeah. >> he goes, "i ain't no doctor,
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one and that's what he acted like." [ light laughter ] and it wasn't that i didn't trust dewayne's diagnosis, but -- [ laughter ] i thought, you know, jeff, you have a little money, why not get -- >> both: a second opinion? >> you know, so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> so i go to the urologist. and he said, "you don't have a a kidney stone, you have five, and one of them is huge." and when you hear stone, and you think smooth river rock. a kidney stone looks like a a ninja death star. [ laughter ] i mean, it's got points and claws and hooks. and he said -- when they form in the kidneys they don't hurt, but then they pass through a a tiny tube called the ureter, and they just rip through nerves and blood vessels, and so -- [ audience ohs ] i thought i knew pain. i read online. they said the pain of the passing a big one was the equivalent of a woman giving birth with no meds. any woman here done both? [ laughter ] nobody? so -- and here's my argument on behalf of the kidney stone. i said, a year or two after giving birth, a woman will say, "you know what? i'm about ready to have another
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you never hear a man say, "well, i've about quit puking and crying. i think i'll drink a case of coca-cola and see if i can work up another." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get one of those stones gearing up. >> and they -- he immediately starts writing me a a prescription for percocet. and i'm like, "dude, i don't take aspirin, i'm not taking percocet." when that thing started moving, i'm eating percocet like they're peanut m&ms. [ laughter ] i went from being dr. oz to keith richards in about three seconds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just throwing them down. never go to the hospital, because they just laugh at you. one night the percocet didn't make a dent, and so i said to my wife, "you gotta take me to the hospital." and i get there, and the lady said, "what's wrong with you?" and i said, "i have a kidney stone." well, she kind of laughed. she's like, "hmm. well you gon' be waiting a long time tonight, hun." [ laughter ] and i said, "no, ma'am, you don't understand." i said, "i'm in the worst pain i've ever been in." she said, "well, you just feel like you gon' die, but you're not." [ laughter ] and she gives me the clipboard, so i go to fill out the informa -- i sit in the waiting room. i sit next to a guy that's got
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[ laughter ] this guy has got a knife sticking in his head. and i said, "oh, my god, were you in a fight?" he goes, "no, i got a kidney stone. i did this to myself so i can get to the fast track." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. jeff foxworthy! [ cheers and applause] "jeff foxworthy and larry the cable guy: we've been thinking" is available now on netflix. more of "the tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jessica alba, jeff foxworthy. [ cheers and applause ] so funny. and the roots right there from philadelphia, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stayed tuned for "late night with seth meyers" thank you so much for watching. have a great weekend, and i hope to see you next week. bye, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ]
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football on the packers tv network. >> it's a beautiful night in the san francisco bay area. perhaps the most revealing of the preseason games. it's game number three. as the 2-0 green bay packers take on the 1-1 san francisco 49ers. and a pleasant good evening, everyone. with former nfl vp rich i'm kevin harlan. we will have our first preseason look tonight at patrick quarterback aaron rodgers. >> i know he's anxious to get out there. he's chomping at the bit. he needs to play a little bit in the preseason and get the timing and rhythm back. we see the no huddle with aaron. but brett is not going to play again tonight.

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