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power & politics 100th anniversary special. it's their only front runner jeb bush by a mile. he ran out of energy. there goes trump. george romneys boy mitt rolls out a formula to try to stop the trump machine. >> a business genius he is not. >> meanwhile, hoover is booed off the convention stage as h he urges delegates to vote their con science. >> and cost his ballot in the way conscious shall dictate. >> as panic sets in, a young orson wells admits it's a hoax. >> deeply shocked and deeply regretful about the results. >> now it's over but the singing. [singing] >> merissa, there f it.
hundred. >> me either. but why are we in black and white? >> because it's being nostalgic. it's our hundred hundredth anniversary special. >> this is not the one hundredth episode. >> what do we do? you're taking it back to color. wait a minute. go with me on this. >> this is the 99th episode. >> but we had the pilot. turn it back. thank you. just a moment. we have the pilot and when you add -- you have the pilot and you add no that to the 99 episodes that would be hundred hundred. >> this is still the 99th episode. not the 100th. >> so what are the rules on this? let's gri in charley in this. >> does the pilot count? >> if you count ep sodic shows for the television, no. pilot doesn't count. the first regular episode is
>> told you. >> well, but hold on. why do we have the color hooked up to a clapper. >> or a snapper. >> a snapper, that's right. wait a minute, okay. we can still have fun with this. >> no way. going back to black and white doesn't make sense. >> it makes some sense. charley, does it make sense? >> no. like most things on this show, it doesn't make se it doesn't make any sense. >> okay. maybe not. but we have fun, right? >> of course, we always have fun. remember that one time rubio crushed jeb and you asked jeb if he cries tears of joy for him? >> yeah. >> marco rubio makes me cry for joy. >> do you still cry tears of joy for rubio? >> what do you mean by that? >> that really did happen. remember that time that you interviewed former senator allen
a can of soda. >> what's your favorite dance move? can you do it with a can of soda? ? ? >> that was weird. >> yeah. not as weird as your body double. >> oh. he showed up about the same time the conspiracy theories came up on facebook about hillary clinton with a body double. to stack the deck against trump. >> that's it. >> what >> that's the hand signal for standing if you're sec. >> you're my double. >> i'm 40 pounds lighter than you and a blue striped tie instead of yellow. >> so your double is a little weird. >> different but he keeps me going. >> is that how you ran all the way from tampa to philadelphia? >> no. i ran all the way from tampa to philadelphia because i got that good talk. >> i don't know what we can do this. >> one thing i want you to
money... power... politics. money... power... yeah. ? ? >> you know i like that formation of the union book that lady had. >> i really like that part about locks theory of knowledge. >> how the minds of blank slate upon which nature prints ideas via sensation. >> yeah. we don't really know what the experience the phenomena of mind. >> that's right. theory of knowledge. all of our knowledge is derived from our experience in the world. >> that's why we had tension. >> that's right. good talk. >> these kind of same talks you have with charley? >> no. >> you think ones a democrat and ones a republican? >> probably. >> this is symbolism for how
nourishment? >> and stay together in all of this. >> after all our country is one nest. >> we're all american. >> unless yous not america and you're watching. >> charley got a kick out of that within. >> charley isn't here, craig. >> i'm here. it's monday morning at 9:30, right? >> he's here. >> no. he's not. he's definitely not. we recorded those earlier and make it look like charley is here when he's actually not. >> how do you know? he may be just laughing because we're that delightful. (laughter) >> i don't think so. charley, what did you think about the ending of old yeller? [ laughter] >> see, that's taped. he wouldn't really laugh at
it. >> so did russell. especially when we roped him into that password challenge game we played. >> yeah. he had trouble with that. >> maytag repairman. >> there's so many people you could consult and hp you. call the maytag repairman. >> the what is this i didn't get that. >> maytag repairman. >> that was fun to watch. >> kind of like the good old days. we worked if the sports broadcast boot from getting conked in the head. >> nixson has a lot in common with donald trump. >> he won't like that. >> it's true. both stress law and order themes.
y256qy yy6y time for merissa lynn. >> a beautiful night for baseball. craig patrick with merissa lynn. >> couldn't ask for a better night for baseball. >> the president is out there. nix hon has a lot in common with donald trump. >> he's not going to like that. >> nixon won't like that. >> i don't think so. >> it's true. look at the themes. both stress law and order themes. go back to --
over. >> what if you would have missed? >> you would have been conked in the head. >> let's head down to the field. it looks like the democrats are p first. president obama taking the mounld. >> he looks comfortable in those pom jeans. >> those are his mom jeans. he addressed that in the pregame press conference. >> i can wear my mom jeans. i hate these type jeans. >> here is chris christy. he's got quite a different set of clothes. >> is it just me or losing some weight? >> sit down and shut up. >> i think he just heard you. >> isn't it supposed to be a ceremony y'all first pitch. you're not supposed to step up to the plate. >> no. >> i think chris christy came out for a lot of things. >> there's president obama ready to throw out the pitch. [cheering] >> and chris christy just ripped it down the middle. republicans have an early lead.
wave. >> oh, and trump just kind of missed the wave there. >> e h did. george w. bush is up now. [cheering] >> bush nailed it. >> the tide is turning. >> what's that mean tide is turning? >> well, bush explained that in his pregame press conference. >> i think tide turning. as i remember it i was raised in the desert. it's easy to see a tide turn. >> yes, he did. >> he did. okay. carter is up now. look at this. he just redeemed four miserable seasons with a strong pitch down the middle. now the republicans are up again with nixon. [cheering] >> oh, no. nixon just started another mess. >> oh, boy. we're going to have to do something about this. we need somebody to clear the field. now the republicans are up.
>> was it -- i thought it was the democrats. republican democrat -- wait. >> democrats. >> so who's up? >> democrats. >> i thought it was the republicans. >> who knows. >> maybe we should go with charley crisp. >> that was pretty bad. >> yeah. i think his mechanics were a little off on that first pitch. reminds me. i guess a little bit of mariah carey. >> i think thinking carly jebson. >> yes. i think the voters of florida are making a pitching change. >> they are going to bull pen to get rick scott drawing boos out of the gate. >> let's see what he's got. >> that was a little off side. >> yeah. a few jitters just entering the game. see if he has chance to rebound.
>> no. okay let's give him one more shot to rebound here. [cheering] >> yeah. this isn't getting better. in fact, it's getting worse. >> okay. this one is for the game. let's see what he can do. >> hey you guys. oh, my nose. >> that one look like it hurt. >> i think it did. i think he did something to her nose. oh, no. look at this. the red team and the blue team are going after each other. they must have -- huge, giant mess. >> yeah. they've been reading each others facebook pages. this is crazy. >> take a break. >> we'll be back after this. >> join us next week as congress pays tribute to the steroids area. >> congratulating palmero of the texas rangers. >> congratulate chicago cubs soso. >> congratulating mcguire of the cardinals.
we have more from our booth on our youtube channel. search for craig patrick money money and click subscribe. you'll fiend our other parody segments and prior shows you may have missed. and there you have it. we've come a long way since the good days in the broadcast booth. >> you started this political show. >> and you started the court tv show. >> i have my own court tv show. >> it's a political court tv show. >> my show. >> we'll sho episodes when we come back. >> i object. e he has his own show. >> objection. >> objection. >> going back and forth like children. look at the evidence.
all right. welcome back. merissa is it is time to settle an argument. >> craig and i had this huge fight over politics. >> e, i know where this is going. >> you do. we need to settle it forum. >> you are entering the courtroom of judge merissa lynn. real issues... real political arguments settled here in our forum. this is judge merissa. >> you both agree politics turned nasty? >> yes. but mr. patrick may be a bit confused. >> i object. lack of personal knowledge. >> i object. incompetent. >> i object speculative.
show. i'm only on in the mornings. >> stop this. you're going back and forth like chin. look at the evidence. you both sound like congress. >> mr. speaker i ask -- >> object. >> i object. >> revise my support -- >> the modern healthcare work force -- >> objection. >> objection. >> the gentleman will state his objection. >> object. >> mr. patrick we heard you go back and forth like this before. >> sure with charley and yourself. >> just imagine what life would be like. >> i object. >> if we act like politicians -- >> i object. >> sorry. >> that does sound like congress. the reason is because there's no more civility. if you're on this team or thiss team. with me or against me. what happened to us all being able to get along? >> mr. patrick, do you think we have not lost civility in poll tickses? >> not necessarily.
lyed like to play a clip from 12 years ago. >> i wish we lived in the day where you could challenge a person to a dual. >> if you go back more than two hundred years our founder fathers settle ld arguments by shooting rivals in the stomach. we've had ugliness lately. well, trouble this year on the campaign trail. but i'd like to go back to video from the convention floors back in the 50s an 60s. look at this. >> sorry to be out of breath. somebody belted me in the stomach. >> there's dozens of reporters and the man who involved in it all is commonly smoking a cigarette. >> there was no golden age of politics when they just stuck to issues and held hands and sang country gospel songs together. >> objection. plea exhibit c. [singing] >> the sing senators do count. >> yes but they were exception and one of those singing senators were larry craig and before he got busted in the airport mens room. he had nasty things to say about
already know that bill clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy. probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy. >> your honor, that is the start. i submit john quincy adams colleagues called him a pimp. abraham lincoln an ape and in the old days you could get spanked. >> expression for a senator being beaten with a cane here in the senate. >> don't row manhatten size the politics offiester year. politics the tone used to be softer. id like to introduce the oldizen howevered a. compare that to how people interact with our president today. >> you realize 90% of domestic terror attack the done by left wing environmental and not people like me. >> what's the difference. it was worse back then. >> what's the difference. you want to know the truth? >> what is the truth? >> you want the truth. >> give us the truth here and now.
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