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espressos, and donuts. america runs on dunkin'. >> well, florida state's cook has not had the heisman type season like a year ago, but he is making history, just the second seminoles running back to go over 100 yards and the last the 'noles take it right down the field on their first drive. this one is rifled across the middle to tate. and under pressure this time, watch francois step up and just rip it. and this make it is 14-0 'noles and then they break it lose and
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one. usf opens with a win over floriflorida a & m. and high school football play-offs are underway and we got some very explosive performs in round one, of course, it's the plant panthers we are talking this 2015 quarterback greeted by the 2016 quarterbackers and thit takes over behind james, he works his way through the bluedevil defense, to the end zone and then again on the keeper. he has had a great season,
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outruns the defensors and the panthers roll, beating with winr haven. and in class 6a, a score less game in the second, when thomas chuck it is up to lincoln. that is a touch-down connection, 7-0, and lake gibson, the defense clicking and we have a tie game. 7-all, and watch this run by jones, pure determination, he is going to drag everybody with him into the end zone and they would convert on the two-point play, and win it 21-14, they will face armwood in round 2. >> that was an amazing run.
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year. >> drug his whole team and his own into the end zone. >> well, the news keeps on going on line, and on your smart phone on our app. >> money, power, and politics is coming your way next. and good day tomorrow starts at 6:00 p.m., fra.m., from all of t fox 13, we hope you have a great weekend. not getting your best sleep? could be you've got the wrong bed. enter sleep number... she likes the bed soft. he's more hardcore. you can both adjust the bed for the best sleep of your life. right now, save $500 on the queen cse mattress. plus 36 month special financing.
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old school doment tear. >> the vast communication network overwhelmed this establishment using flip phones. >> how we could tell the story to our kids. >> fix that mess as fast as i can. >> plus our game show political squares with our pabl of stars and maybe a few surprises along the way. this is money, power & politics. president trump... the political elite in both parties did not see that republicans were blind sided first. ? ? >> to the republican elite, one man was poisoned. the other more like a bullet to the head. >> shot or poisoned what does it matter? >> as the war dragged on and general trump battled the resistance, the republican elite decided to drink the poison.
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>> that he's not trump. >> you might find an anecdote to poisoning. i don't know. >> time was running out as general trump concurred states to the north and south. the wall that pitted brother against brother was winding down. general trump took over the twitter line and used it to feed his war machine. >> prior to the great republican war, twitter was a novelty. trump used it as a wp of war. >> to the republican elite he was a clown or old crank. >> angry >> folks donald trump is not a serious person. this is a carnival act. >> but the brash general colorful observations captivated a people tired of politics as usual. >> trump has never seen a thin person drinking diet coke. >> he must be smart buzz he says his iq is the highest. >> he extends best wushs to all even the haters and losers. >> his vast communication network overwhelmed this establishment still using flip
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>> he used it to transport his agenda and activate troops on a moments notice to repel the resistance. >> lying ted was going to be here. >> lying ted. >> general cruz was overwhelmed. >> america is a better country -- >> without you. >> thank you for those kind sentimentings. >> trump ambushed his regimen and tarnished him. surrounded by regiment bridged for a final stand in indiana. general trump set course for the courthouse and prepared his terms for surrender. >> i hope it doesn't involve violence. i don't think it will. but i will say this, it's a rigged system. it's a crooked system. >> oh, how i wish our future leader would stop calling our own system rigged and crooked. i haven't slept in a year. general privus. >> profound.
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we'll bring you the next chapter in our continuing documentary series in the second half of the show. first time to say good-bye to all candidates who tried to knock out trump but failed. starting with the republicans in the form of a popular children's book. >> it's time for trail tales. >> good night field. in the great big race, there was a telephone kiddie's table and a picture of a sad campaign that was feeling some pain. good night republican field. >> we're going to be here through the month of january. >> good night pumpkin good night luck. >> stood on a basketball court and called the hoop a basketball ringing. >> listen under the slip of the tongue instead of saying ram i said ring.
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government when i get there that are gone. commerce, education and the what's the third one? let's see. >> hoops. >> good night home and good night brush. >> what is that hair? >> good night walker and good night talker. >> or we'd be the biggest fool of all time. >> good night nobodies and good night mush. >> what d list is marco made you endorse him? >> there isn't a lot of accomplishmentings, joe. >> that's sad. >> and good night to the big guy whispering hush. >> sit down and shut up. >> good night fall. [cheering] >> and good night paul. >> previously brought a challenge in federal court. >> good night ballad.
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them. >> and good night salad. >> the fruit salad of hear the life is what i will look at. >> good night zingers. >> my party is going bat "[bleep]" crazy. >> and good night steeners. >> this notion obama doesn't know what he's doing. >> there it is. the memorized 25 second speech. >> good night laugh and good night gaffe. >> many women who left hear the kitchens to go door to your comment earlier about the women coming out of the kitchen to support you. i'll come to support you but i won't come out of the kitchen. >> i got you. >> good night jeb and good night air and good night noises everywhere. >> fix that mess as fast as i can. (snoring) >> yeah. now to say good-bye to democrats that didn't make it.
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tales. >> good night obama... ? ? >> in the great white house, politicians were moving about for the two term leader was overand out. >> obama out. [clapping] >> the party had lasted for much of eight years. it started much stronger than howard deans cheers. there are fights on healthcare and years of gridlock. and a leader who sounded at >> was the reference to spock correct on my ears? >> so the want to be lined up for the chance to replace the two term wonder who rallied the base. >> i have no more campaigns to run. my only agenda -- i know because i won both of them. >> four of the five who ran for the chance fizzled out earl
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pants. >> good night o'malley and the hail to the chief. good night jim web having a beef. >> we're going back and forth for ten minutes here. let's start by trying to get if the conversation about ten minutes. i've been waiting ten minutes. this hasn't been equal time. unless somebody mentions my name. >> he could not save his time or woo the base because he was constantly counting and bad out of place. >> i o democrats or democrat in a room full of republicans. i take that at a compliment. >> why did he lose? > >> because they like money and name id and nobody knew who they were. not even president o'malley. >> jack o'malley. where's jack? martin. >> good night martin and good night bed. and good night to the senator who is over his head. >> you voted for the very
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my dad died in office. i was appointed. >> are you saying you didn't know what you were voting for? >> i just arrived in the senate. >> he seems nice. >> bless his heart. >> i wish i had something profound to say today. i don't. >> and good night to the senator who took his last stand in a fight to the end as he was leading the band. (band playing) >> the end. [clapping] coming up. our mayors match wits on political square and we'll continue our mock men tear on the trump revolution and the war continue our mock men tear on the trump revolution and the war of everything you need to know about life,
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and real oats. ok that's still honey. ahhh, there we go. were back to honey again. who's directing this? that guy, figures. introducing tiny toast. the tiny cereal with the big taste of real fruit. remember hollywood squares. it was basically a game show version of tick tack toe. but with celebrities in the squares who told silly jokes and sometimes tried to trick the con ses tants. we pay tribute with something we call political squares. we brought in con ses tants from former bucks players to mayors of tampa bay. here's how the mayors wrapped it up after matching wits for four straight weeks. >> one of these stars is
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it could win a special prize, which star is it? john wilson? matt towery? vanessa ruffus? laura moody? russell rhodes? jeff tuksberry? linda hertado? or charley belcher? all in the political squares. [clapping] >> here's the master of the political squares craig patrick. >> here we go. once more a fourth battle of the bays. this is a special edition of political squares. thank you for joining us. i'm craig patrick. welcome ladies and gentlemen. welcome to contestants. we have the battle of the bay. thank you for joining us. this is the fourth round. >> absolutely.
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this is your chance to even it out. we earned a draw or mayor buckhorn runs away with it. who do you pick? >> i have to go with charley. >> he is the secret square. >> a center and a secret. >> once again, we have a very special prize if you get this one right. here we go. >> better get this christ right, a lot >> nasas spacecraft launched in 2005. which 2016 presidential cabbed dat provided the quarter taped inside of it. >> i can't imagine any presidential candidate giving away money. they want to keep that in war checks to spend on advertising. jeb bush makes sense. he was florida governor at the time. jeb bush. >> is he bluffing or onto something? >> i agree. >> you got it right.
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you gate special prize. let's look at what it is. >> trump steaks are the worlds greatest steaks and i mean that in every sense of the word. >> trump steaks. >> that's the prize? >> let's try something else. give him another prize. what else do we have? >> you've just won the political squares game. hours of fun for whole family. >> that's much better. >> that'll be a fun game to play at home. mayor buckhorn you're up. >> john. what was edward morrows advice to you as an aspiring young journal itself? >> he said forget it. no. learn everything and go easy on journalism because it will come. >> is that what edward told john wilson? >> no. not close. >> it was. and with that we have an interesting game.
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opportunity for mayor christman to even this out and work this into a draw. i think i know where you're going. >> merissa for the win. >> merissa lynn are you ready? >> i'm ready for it. >> who said republicans underunderstand the importance of bondage between a mother and child? >> that would have to be dan potato quail. >> that sounds too >> it could be him or george w. bush. there's a lot of candidates for that one. i'm going to agree. >> agree. well the actual answer it was dan quail. and with this look at this. that means it evens up. we have worked to a draw. tampa and st. petersburg two games each. congratulations to both. >> good game mr. mayor. >> good game and fitting.
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we'll bring you back for serious issues throughout the year. thank for your time. we'll be right back. please check out our youtube channel for rounds of political squares. search for craig patrick money, power & politics and click subscribe at the top of the page. you'll find all of our humor and satire segments including trail tales and mockumentaries. >> we'll take you back to the defining
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president trump within a the race to the white house on november 8th. but the battle that got him there and changed the course of history played out on may 3rd in indiana. once more in the spirit of ken burns here's how president trump pulled it off. ? ? >> victory from the mid-atlantic there u the fields of gettysburg. >> trump is on track to win north of 50% of the vote in each of those states. >> mexico beaten once in the loss of texas begins to worry. >> i'm not going to pay for that "[bleep]" wall. >> meanwhile, for general cruz, the walls are closing in. wounded and desperat. he joins forces with a shell shocked lieutenant from ohio who lost dozens of battles but
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>> john kasich decided to pull out of indiana. >> who should voters vote for in indiana? >> e i never told them not to vote for me. >> they were tattered and confused and trump made them pay. >> collusion, folks. >> the outnumbered general from texas needed another distraction. >> i am flattered but how can you pick a running mate after you've been mathematically eliminated. this could be the weirdest week of my carlee fiorina. >> she fought the good fight but maybe best remembered that week for giving america the battle of carly. [singing] ? we travel ton bus all day ? >> cruz's maneuver didn't work. >> the next president of the united states. [cheering] >> his running mate fell by his side. >> cruz was tired and when trump implied his great great
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booth he snapped. >> general cruz made his last stand in indiana delivering a blistering attack known as the evansville address. >> this man is a pathological liar. donald trump is a philanderer. a characterture of an arrogant buffoon. >> but florida governor scott already helped trump lack locke in the block aid bayonets. >> we gave it everything we've got. but the voters chose another path. >> they carried general cruz to victory in ten states then fate hammered him down. trump accepted cruz's surrendered, reconstructed his war torn party and set his sights on washington. coming up.
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charley belcher contributes a lot to our show. a lot ask what h he thinking sometimes? i thought we could take a look what's going on inside his head. >> ah. welcome to my brain. this is what it looks like. plenty of space. oh, hey. what are you doing here? >> i'm left brain. i live here. >> right. of course. yes.
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did you not know you were going to be on tv. you put on a sports coat. >> i wore one to work today. i took it off in the mail room. >> he took it off in the mail room. why do you have it on? >> i don't know how this dream stuff works. why are you asking me? >> it doesn't matter. let's not debate that. the purpose of coming if here to the brain is explaining to folks how where debates start in our own heads. >> of course, everybody kns everybody argues with themselves. >> right. >> on second thought let's not do that. we had a wild enough year in politics. on behalf of charley and charley
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for all you friendsgiving hosts, invite who you want, not who you must. serve a turkey, don't serve a turkey. bring classic flaky crescent rolls, or not so classic pizza sticks. and don't forget something sweet, and golden brown
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the only rule to follow on friendsgiving... is make it your own. happy friendsgiving. warm up with pillsbury. . welcome to "dish nation." now, before we get started we do want to take a moment to thank all of the men and women who have served this country on this veterans day. thank you. we salute you. hats off to you. >> >> appreciate all you do for us. >> you're like real life superheroes. >> now we're hopefully going to give you a great show. we have a good one for you today. drake got a new tattoo, and it's pretty terrible. >> we have a dish nation exclusive about kanye working on a comedy about his life, says and you won't believe what a-lister he has already got on board. first, billy bob thornton, he is out promoting "bad santa 2" and

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