satirist mort sahl mort inspired such greats as george carlin and woody allen and occasionally wrote jokes for president john f. kennedy mort's all welcome the kaiser report. thank you max all right now mort sahl you recently said that ron and rand paul could make you a republican why. be because they speak the truth as they say in old words through a movie white man speaks the truth no forked tongue. rand paul was. eloquent and since the cia did. the steroid the republican party. there's an alternative for americans yet let me let me jump in here for a second so right when you say that rand paul speaks the truth what truth is he speaking and second of all what do you mean the cia is infiltrated the republican party but first of all what truth is rand paul speaking this morning he's said the president has lost the moral authority to guard the country because he doesn't answer any of the charges about the wiretapping or they are arrests or why he or big ozzie for a very obvious examples. in fact is suddenly things that you ran for office the republican party has had some bad luck that

the late great comedian george carlin said it's called the american dream because you have to be frickin asleep to believe it right stacy the dream is dead long live the dream of course you know in our first headline really captures quite a bit of this larry ellison has completely screwed up the america's cup by selecting an expression the expense of complicated and fast type of boat a seventy two foot catamaran called ac seventy two ellison has effectively made the two thousand and thirteen cup too costly for many competitors so this is set to begin to lie fourth out of san francisco and only fourteen have signed up where organizers are expecting fifteen teams the norm for an america's cup is between seven and thirteen teams well they should rename it the america's cup to the american douche and there should be larry ellison winning the american war and once again crowding out all the competition by engaging in predatory monopoly behavior oracle software is a predatory monopolist that galad his customers with predatory monopolies pricing translate that into buying a boat that is