after the gym, one at night. i may have to [ bleep ] right after this. jennifer lawrence fit in her [ bleep ]? >> until you get that [ bleep ] in your hand you're not sure that he's coming. >> i should get credit for losing. again, this isn't bragging. normally i wouldn't say this but i need your [ bleep ] votes, do you understand that? >> what explains donald trump? >> he's a master [ bleep ]er. >> listen. >> [ bleep ] your mother. >> yeah. >> i mean, the koch brothers are some of the biggest [ bleep ], [ eep ] you can find. >> the best way to descre my [ bleep ] is unique. i can't think of another word. it's unique in every way. and i have fingerprints all over my [ bleep ] by those who touched me. >> rrow! wow, wow! ow, ow! [ cheers and applause ] when we come back we'll hand out the coveted clip of the year award for 2015, a special year in review editionf "lie witness news." stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] wireless networks are awesome. they're big, fast and dependable. and at net10 wireless, we let you tweet, text, talk and surf... on those amazing n

russell. jennifer jason leigh. walton goggins. tim roth. michael madsen. bruce dern. and channing tatum. plus, music from rick ross featuring chris brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now, if you haven't heard, [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very kind. have you had a good weekend? i was -- i went to big sky, montana, this weekend. i went fly fishing in the snow. i'll tell you something, there's a reason why people don't typically go fishing in the snow is because when you fall in the river, which i of course did -- water's very cold. my man ornaments are just now coming out of hiding. i noticed something when i was up there. i drove by a smoky the bear sign. now you've seen this i've seen this sign probably a hundred times in 40 different places. jokey the bear is shirtless and wearing jeans. not only is he wearing jeans, they're cuffed jeans. like it's his grinder profile picture or something. also his belt has his name on it and his hat has his name on it. which the even

jennifer love hewitt, you can only get it at kohl's. >>>> i'm weang erecollection by call lin kline. please welcome maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doin >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: when your last name is rudolph is the holiday season a time of m much annoyance? >> i kind of like it. >> you do? >> i feel like a celebrity. like when they would sing "rue dofrl the red-nosed reindeer" in school in third grade i was s li -- >> jimmy: you were in the bill >> yes. >> jimmy: that seems like it was a lot of fun, the netflix show. >> it was dream come true, mplete blast. i'm a die-hard bill murley -- >> jimmy: he's the aboutest and he doesn't disappoint in real life. if anything he seems funnier in the wild. >> he is. he's a comedy dreamboat. and he's a human dreamboat. meet bill murray? >> i actually met him -- it was really kind of a very strange moment when i was working at "saturday night live." i worked there a couple of years. ichts kind of the moment where i was feeling like, do i do anything here? do peoplple like me? i walked past the old rosie o'donne

slicking! >> i wish we had some -- >> what perfume is on you? >> you like that? it's risky, by jennifer love hewitt, you can only get it at kohl's. >> i'm wearing erection by calvin klein. >> jimmy: "sisters" opens december 18th. please welcome maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: when your last name is rudolph is the holiday season a time of much annoyance? >> i kind of like it. >> you do? >> i feel like a celebrity. like when they would sing "rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" in school in third grade i was like -- >> jimmy: you were in the bill murray christmas special. >> jimmy: that seems like it was a lot of fun, the netflix show. >> it was dream come true, complete blast. i'm a die-hard bill murley -- >> jimmy: he's the best. there's nobody -- >> he is. >> jimmy: and he doesn't disappoint in real life either. if anything he seems funnier in the wild. >> he is. he's a comedy dreamboat. and he's a human dreamboat. >> jimmy: when did you first meet bill murray? >> i actually met him -- it was really kind of a very strange mo

dreams ever since. jennifer, merry christmas. that kid's mad. stacy says, even santa's crying in that one. charles, yep, big tails. santa's wearing a vest, i'd be alarmed too. screaming kids. merry christmas from ontario. well, the santa in canada as well. next is things went well with santa. all right. barb says, season's screamings. i'm not sure if the boy is happy or crying. but he's doing something.. kate has full-out tantrums going on. and is this -- is that it? that's it? okay, that's it. so there you go. [ cheers and applause ] if you want to be a part of this, weave a great shot you'd like to share, post to it twitter or instagram, #seasonsscreamings so we can find it. it's not just holiday cheer, there are tears too. okay? earlier tonight from new york they had the annual lighting of the christmas tree in rockefeller center. a 78-footnorway spruce from hudson valley, his name is greg. in new york in 1933. its from attracts thousands of people. they have a big one in washington, d.c. too. we don't have anything like that here. we have one thing at a mall but it's not a big tel

marshmallows can jennifer lawrence fit in her [ bleep ]? >> until you get that [ bleep ] in your hand you're not sure that he's coming. >> i should get credit for again, this isn't bragging. normally i wouldn't say this but you understand that? >> what explains donald trump? >> he's a master [ bleep ]er. >> listen. >> [ bleep ] your mother. >> yeah. >> i mean, the koch brothers are some of the biggest [ bleep ], [ bleep ] you can find. i can't think of another word. it's unique in every way. and i have fingerprints all over my [ bleep ] by those who touched me. >> rrow! wow, wow! ow, ow! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. when we come back we'll hand out the coveted clip of the year award for 2015, a special year in review edition of "lie witness news." stick around, we'll be right [ cheers and applause ] (trap door opening) rootmetrics in the nation's largest independent study tested wireless performance across the country. with 153 state wins. verizon also won first in the us for data, call speed, and reliability. at&t got... text. stuck on an average network?