, we love her, don't we, reg. >> she's my favorite. >> james: she's our favorite, sarah silverman is here tonight. (cheers and applause) >> i need four minutes. >> james: oh, okay. right. how-- how are you doing? >> i'm good. i'm excited for the show. >> james: we're really excited to-- to see you out here. you probably got some stuff to do to get ready before you come out, i imagine. >> i'm basically pretty ready. >> james: okay. cool. well, we'll let you get on with that. >> okay. >> james: okay. (cheers and applause). >> james: and we have some comedy, this is so exciting, a brilliant young standup comedian will be out here performing for us a little later tonight. you're in for such a treat, the one, the only, jamie lee is here tonight. (cheers and applause) >> hi. i'm so good. it's great to be here. >> james: we're so lucky to you have. how is it all going? >> everything's good. i kind of like destroyed the dressing room. there is a lot of sandwiches and uneaten chocolate but things are good. >> james: oh, we leave them for you, they're just gifts. >> oh, okay. >> james: go for

much a human woman reggie: i know who it is. it's sarah silverman. james: it absolutely was. she posted this. sarah wrote -- reg and i bought [blank] today but this was before that. what did you buy? reggie: sunglasses. james: yes, you did! you did! you bought sunglasses. [applause] all right. let's try another gram. here we go. this was in our greenroom right here. do you know what is the name of that man standing next to who posted this photo. he has the same first name as me. what is his second name? reggie: ok. so jeremy. [laughter] james: this is james harris. he is the star of a hit tv show on bravo, which is called "the million dollar what"? reggie: sandwich. james: it is not. no. "the million dollar listing." have you ever seen it? it is a real estate show, right? james: that is absolutely right. what sort of value and above do you think they are looking for houses on that show? reggie: like $300,000. james: absolutely it is. just rolls off the tongue. let's have a look at another this one is from your instagram account. reggie, who is that mystery celebrity? reggie: oh,

black and the comedy show fund-raiser featuring bernie sanders reporter sarah silverman. >> he actually dropped out the gop debate. >> megyn kelly is mean -- >> now he is asking twitter followers, should i show up to the gop debate? >> he wants to bthere. but he wants to be there because hisollowers demanded it. i'm like, you do you, donald, whatever you want it do. >> oh the donald will do what the donald wants do. >> yes. >> back to megyn, she had more to say. and more about what sarah palin is doing getting b bck into the political picture. >> maybe trump should ta look at how he dealt with reporter when a aed if amall was preg. >> is it true that she is having baby? >> wow, want to talk about getting right to the point. a dutch reporter using her big get with george to full advantage. >> is s true she is have baky? >> no. i like th you started that rumor. she just started a rumor. >> how is your wife doing? >> very well. she has a very successful week because the thea president was out of >> i can't express how grateful i am. >> she had a very good week >> george in amsterd

, dakota johnson, sarah silverman, lilly singh, and jeff daniels will be joining us next week. [ applause ] it's gonna be big. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. this man is so funny. he is, of course, a very talented actor, but one of the best stand-up comedians i have ever seen, ever. he stars in the new hbo series "vinyl." we love him. everybody loves him. ray romano is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] he's so good. >> steve: he's so fun. >> jimmy: he makes me laugh. ray and i are going to do a fun new thing later on in the show involving old photos. anyway, stick around for that. it's funny. plus, from the hit show "pretty little liars." my pal, the lovely lucy hale is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we got great, great music from grammy-nominated performer brandi carlile. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: guys, today's friday and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some e-mails. [ cheers and applause ] and i send out thank you notes. i was running a bit behind toda

this week, we have sarah silverman, marco rubio, and jeff daniels will all be joining us. [ applause ] that's a great week. but first, we're so happy to have her back on the show. she's got a great new four-part documentary series premiering this saturday on netflix called "chelsea does." it's awesome. >> steve: it's great. >> jimmy: it's great. yeah. she's tackling different, like -- four different subjects. like, she does marriage, technology, drugs. chelsea does drugs. [ laughter ] but it's super funny. but also, it's very smart. the very funny chelsea handler is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] i like it. plus, he's one of the stars and creators of the hit show "portlandia." the hilarious fred armisen is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] two funny people. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: we love him. fred and i are playing a fun musical game later on. it's a talent that he never -- rarely shows on television. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: he's going to debut it tonight. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: it's very fantastic. and, of course, we have mario batali will be on the show

] call sarah silverman to handle it. i'm not available. like, i'm chillin. it's great. but i do find that guys have no idea what it is. >> seth: yes. >> i was doing a gig. i had to cancel it because i was on bed rest from egg freezing, and i came in the next day and the club owner came up to me and he's like, "are you okay? i heard you had your ovaries removed." >> seth: oh no. [ light laughter ] >> i was like, no, we gotta talk about this. so i end up talking al lot about it on my special. >> seth: got it. >> and try to take the shame off of it. >> seth: and are guys excited when they hear it? >> no, no, guys think it's weird. i thought, that it'd be really cool, like an aphrodisiac. that guys would think that i'm like the cool girl that doesn't want to get pregnant right now. but they're not into it. you can't be hooking up with a guy and he's like, "hey, do you have a condom?" i'm like, "don't worry, boo. my stuff is on ice down by the airport." [ light laughter ] it's not a sexy bedroom -- >> seth: you are -- you date a fair amount, yes? >> i do. >> seth: how is that going? >> it

more ahead. tomorrow night, sarah silverman will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the presidential candidate marco rubio will be here. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, we have jeff daniels, youtube star lilly singh, music from st. lucia, and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] that's our hot week. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: but first, we have a a great show tonight. we love her so much. from the hilarious new movie "how to be single", the lovely, the talented dakota johnson is here tonight. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's great in the movie. it's a good one. good movie. joining us tonight also. he's great every time he's here. from the new film "fifty shades of black." [ laughter ] all we did is show the poster last night and we got a giant laugh. >> steve: yeah, that's it. >> jimmy: it's the movie, it holds up. marlon wayans is stopping by. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: marlon wayans, a a funny human being. plus, he has a new album called "be here then." and tonight, he has an incredible music per

to being able to text 911. new technology in the bay area. >>> sarah silverman is my guest tonight. and we have marco rubio and music from west. do not change the channel. it's a good one. it's about time the taco...came out of its shell. unleash the power of dough. give it a pop. that sound. like nails on a chalkboard. but listen to this: (family talking) that's a different kind of sound. the sound of the weekend. unleash the power of dough. give it a pop. text 9-1-1. =nats= sound of the 911 text message coming in. >>> it's a sign of the times when you need help you can now text 911. that's the sound of somebody texting 911 for help. starting this week if you are in richmond, kensington and san pablo or el cerrito. the program is already in use in southern california. >>> not just grounded for good but criminally charged. a former captain was arrested for operating a plane while drunk. authorities say he flew from portland, oregon to orange county while inebriated. >>> interesting news regarding 49ers and the sharks bringing their dads to work. good evening gm here in the csn stud

his guests -- sarah silverman, republican presidential candidate marco rubio, musical guest wet. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 405, oklahoma city! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody! welcome. [ cheers ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you guys made it. you're here. you're safe. you're warm. this is the show. [ cheers and applause ] and you're watching from home. thank you for watching. guys, i'm your host jimmy fallon. guys, we have republican presidential candidate marco rubio on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and to make marco feel comfortable during the interview, we have five other guys who are going to interrupt him every time he talks. [ laughter and applause ] "my turn." "okay, my turn." [ laughter ] here's the latest on the election, you guys. at a donald trump rally in oklahoma, sarah palin called president obama a weak-kneed capitulator in chief. [ laughter ] when asked if she knows what a a capitulator i

. stephen bishop will be here on wednesday. [ applause ] thursday, we have sarah silverman and republican presidential candidate marco rubio will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] talk to that guy. but first, we have a great show tonight. we've missed this guy. it's so great to have him back. i haven't talked to him since after he was in, you know, the accident. in a coma. but he was great on "saturday night live." >> steve: he was fantastic. >> jimmy: he's one of the funniest human beings ever. tracy morgan is here tonight. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] come on, jim! >> jimmy: he's so funny. i miss him. i love him. tracy is going to tell us about his upcoming national stand-up tour and he has a new show on fx. and then he and i are facing off in our favorite animal trivia contest, pup quiz. [ cheers and applause ] tracy morgan, once again, will be on the show tonight. plus, she stars alongside zac efron and robert de niro in the new movie "dirty grandpa." julianne hough is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] she's talented. talented. love her. and we have great, great

, 's "the tonight show staing jimmy faon." night,oin y and his gues -- sarah silverman, republican psidentl candidate marco rubio, musical guest wet. and featuring the legendar roots crew. >> quelove: 405,klahoma city! mmy llon! [ chee [ chrs and applaus] >> jmy >> jimmyoh, hey,verybody! weome. [ cheers ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. welce to "the tonight show." th is it. you guys made it. you're here. you're saf you're warm. thiss the show. [ chee and applause and you're watching from home. thank you for watching. guys, i'm your host jimmy fallon. guys, we have republican presidential candidate marco rubio on the sw ght. [ cheersnd applause and to make marco feel coortable during the intervie we have five other him evy time he tas. [ laughter a applause ] "my turn." "okay, my turn." [ laughter ] here's the latt on the ection, you guys. at a dald trump rally in oklama, sarah palin lled president obama a weak-kne capitulator inef. [ lauger ] when asked if shknows what a a capitulator is, she said "of cose i do, it's one of those worms th turn into a a buttf

: yeah, buwe're going to do something special with it. it's gonnaa goodne. sarah silverman, mcoubio, and jeff daniels wilall be joing us. [ applause that's a great week. but first, we're so y to haveer back on the show. she's got a great new four-part documentary series premierg this saturday netflix called "chelsea does." it's awesome. >> steve: it's great. >> jimmy: 'sreat. yeah she's tackling differe, likefour different subjects. like, shdoes marriage, tenology, drugs. chsea does drugs. uger but it super funny. but also, it's vy art. the very fnyhelsea haner is stoppg by. [ cheers and applause i like it. pl, he's one of the stars and creators of the hit show "portlandi" the hilarious fred ais is on thew tonight. [ chee and applaus] two funny people. >> stevecomen. >>immy: we love m. ed and i a playing a fun musical game later on. it's talent that he never -- rarely shows on television. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: he going to debut it tonight. my: it very fantastic. d,f course, we have mario tali will on the show tonht. eers and alaus] >> stevecon. >> jimmy: onof t greatest chefs inhe

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award nomination for her dramatic performance in the film, "i smile back." sarah silverman is here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love sarah silverman. sarah and i are going to catch up and talk about her movie, then we're going to play a a round of word sneak. it's a fun game. so you don't want to miss that. plus, from the great state of florida, he's seeking the 2016 republican presidential nomination. senator marco rubio is joining >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and making their television debut with us tonight. we have music from wet! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: ooh. there. wet. >> steve: oh. ooh. [ laughter ] album. i posed for that. >> steve: did you really, you're the shadow in that? >> jimmy: that's my hand. >> steve: or was that your back? >> jimmy: it's my back. [ laughter ] that's me with my shirt off. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, it's cool. i've known wet for a while, so they figured they'd just put me on the cover. i was like, "can i be on the inside?" and they go, "sure." there i am. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy:

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