? i think. steven or david or -- maybe a -- oh. wilson phillips. i know that one. [ laughter ] ja- -- i have no idea who that is. i don't -- i don't know that one. i definitely don't know that one. [ laughter ] you know what? actually, never mind. this was a bad idea. [ laughter ] i did know carrie underwood. so that was pretty good, right? congratulations to them on their -- [ cheers and applause ] whatever they do. i really don't know what it was, but they did it. meanwhile, in north korea there's much celebration this week. north korea's claiming that they successfully detonated their first hydrogen bomb. [ speaking foreign language ]. >> jimmy: i don't know why that's funny, but it is. they haven't perfected color a hydrogen bomb. [ laughter ] i should say they claim to have a hydrogen bomb. in fact, the white house today said the evidence, you know, they got the shock waves or whatever, does not support their claim. but the north korean government released a statement that said, "nothing is more foolish than dropping a hunting gun before herds of ferocious wolves." does that

, rebel wilson and alison brie in the new comedy "how to be single" it opens in please welcome leslie mann. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? i have a little thing when i sit. >> jimmy: you look great, you look fantastic. do you have a contract rider? did you ask for anything? >> that's crazy, i didn't know you were allowed to do that. >> jimmy: you are. you probably could have got a horse. >> i've -- next time i'll ask. >> jimmy: next time ask, for anything you want, a monkey maybe even would be fun. you were very sick the last time you were here. >> i was really sick. i don't know what to do in this chair. it's a strange size. >> jimmy: it's very uncomfortable. >> it's a little thing here that i was supposed to push down. >> jimmy: it does look like you're excited to see me. wow. >> what do i do with it? i'm trying to cover it. well, let's just leave it there. >> jimmy: yeah. i have scissors. we could chop it off if you want. >> i'll tuck it down. >> jimmy: okay, good, yeah. [ laughter ] that's what i do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that'

: when laquinta.com sends craig wilson a ready for you alert the second his room is ready, ya know what he becomes? client: great proposal! let's talk more over golf. craig: great. client: how about over tennis craig: even better. avo: a game changer! avo: the ready for you alert, only at laquinta.com. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: thanks to zach galifianakis, aubrey plaza, and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. but first, their new self-titled album comes out april 1st. here with the song "thank god for girls," weezer! [ cheers and applause ] the girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip in the woods with your bros that you've known since second grade and you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon to employ your testosterone in a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the tv and even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts bruises and scrapes and you will require band-aids and antiseptic ointments and tender loving kisses

craig wilson a ready for you alert the second his room is ready, ya know what he becomes? great proposal! let's talk more over golf. great. how about over tennis? even better. a game changer! the ready for you alert, only at [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. tonight a very funny gentleman with a new comedy special that premieres next friday on netflix, hannibal buress is here. then, from toronto, this is his single. it's called "say it." tory lanez from the samsung stage tonight. this is a scary picture by the way. it looks like his fingernail's going through his nose. next week, we have a great week kate winslet, richard dreyfus, jason sudeikis, lionel richie, channing tatum, regina king, will bring his wild animal friends, and we will have music elton john will be back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please join us for each and every one of those shows next week. our first guest tonight is a two-time golden globe-nominated actor who successfully battled heroin in "trainspotting" and sith lords in "star wars." colin mccann in "jane got a gun." it opens in theaters

and college experience as credits toward your degree. when laquinta.com sends craig wilson a ready for you alert the second his room is ready, ya know what he becomes? great proposal! let's talk more over golf. great. how about over tennis? even better. a game changer! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, from the new movie "how here. then later, making his network self-titled e.p. all the way from the u.k., tomorrow night, ewan mcgregor, hannibal buress, and we'll have music from tory lanez. please join us for all of that. by the way my security guard is hammered right now. completely drunk. >> guillermo: only a little bit. >> jimmy: apparently he had trouble at a restaurant called casa vega. we're getting into that. we'll get to the bottom of it. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a giant in the world of sports -- and a giant really just in the world. he has four nba championship rings on his fingers and a superman tattoo on his arm. watch him on tnt thursdays on "inside the nba." please say hello to shaquille o'neal. [ cheers and applause ] [