, rebel wilson and alison brie in the new comedy "how to be single" it opens in please welcome leslie mann. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? i have a little thing when i sit. >> jimmy: you look great, you look fantastic. do you have a contract rider? did you ask for anything? >> that's crazy, i didn't know you were allowed to do that. >> jimmy: you are. you probably could have got a horse. >> i've -- next time i'll ask. >> jimmy: next time ask, for anything you want, a monkey maybe even would be fun. you were very sick the last time you were here. >> i was really sick. i don't know what to do in this chair. it's a strange size. >> jimmy: it's very uncomfortable. >> it's a little thing here that i was supposed to push down. >> jimmy: it does look like you're excited to see me. wow. >> what do i do with it? i'm trying to cover it. well, let's just leave it there. >> jimmy: yeah. i have scissors. we could chop it off if you want. >> i'll tuck it down. >> jimmy: okay, good, yeah. [ laughter ] that's what i do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that'

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one of the great films of this decade. listen to this next one, calvin wilson of the st. louis post dispatch saying it puts multiplexes in the shade. there you go. >> we'll see. next, "the forest" a horror film starring natalie eoin macken her character goes looking for her identical twin sister who disappears in japan and discovers can her sister was last seen in a forest. a real place where many who enter do not make it out known as suicide forest. >> okay. that's weird. why is that happening? >> iron deposits in the mountain. it's crazy, huh? >> look. people sometimes see things in the forest. important to remember. if you see anything bad, anything strange, it is not real. okay. >> it's not there. >> i'm already bored. so is michael phillips who says it's roughly 40 minutes of story surrounded by 45 minutes min distress. of those movies that starts with an intriguing idea but has no idea what to do with it. >> yikes. all right. that is our news. >> oscar nominations next week >>> this morning on "world news now," relentless political attacks from donald trump. >> some insiders s

craig wilson a ready for you alert the second his room is ready, ya know what he becomes? great proposal! let's talk more over golf. great. how about over tennis? even better. a game changer! the ready for you alert, only at [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. tonight a very funny gentleman with a new comedy special that premieres next friday on netflix, hannibal buress is here. then, from toronto, this is his single. it's called "say it." tory lanez from the samsung stage tonight. this is a scary picture by the way. it looks like his fingernail's going through his nose. next week, we have a great week kate winslet, richard dreyfus, jason sudeikis, lionel richie, channing tatum, regina king, will bring his wild animal friends, and we will have music elton john will be back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please join us for each and every one of those shows next week. our first guest tonight is a two-time golden globe-nominated actor who successfully battled heroin in "trainspotting" and sith lords in "star wars." colin mccann in "jane got a gun." it opens in theaters

and college experience as credits toward your degree. when laquinta.com sends craig wilson a ready for you alert the second his room is ready, ya know what he becomes? great proposal! let's talk more over golf. great. how about over tennis? even better. a game changer! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, from the new movie "how here. then later, making his network self-titled e.p. all the way from the u.k., tomorrow night, ewan mcgregor, hannibal buress, and we'll have music from tory lanez. please join us for all of that. by the way my security guard is hammered right now. completely drunk. >> guillermo: only a little bit. >> jimmy: apparently he had trouble at a restaurant called casa vega. we're getting into that. we'll get to the bottom of it. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a giant in the world of sports -- and a giant really just in the world. he has four nba championship rings on his fingers and a superman tattoo on his arm. watch him on tnt thursdays on "inside the nba." please say hello to shaquille o'neal. [ cheers and applause ] [