. >> dana: bummer. whole bag of gold companies worth more than that based on the commercials i've seen. >> greg: i often find bag of coin but at the end of a royne bow. want me to go? i want to talk about baseball. a sport, dana, that has a diamond so you might understand it. the san francisco giants last night had their first perfect game in the history of 700 years of baseball. matt cain threw the perfect game. the guy who caught the ball at the last inning was first baseman, excellent first baseman brendon belt. you might say it was a team effort. a lot of guys made amazing catches. some, just a great effort. the person who deeveryone ises the most credit in my mind is president barack obama. >> eric: because? >> greg: no reason. >> andrea: we have to clarify something quickly. hbo got in touch with us and wanted to us say they are sorry for what happened with george bush on a stick and apologizeded and they will send a bunch of dvds. >> dana: tonight is the 41 special. maybe they make it up. >> andr

dana, i am disgusted by dana who suggested in the break it was staged to make money. >> dana: i did not! that is monstrous behaviordy. not say that. >> juan: we know who did say that. >> dana: exactly. >> kimberly: there! >> dana: deflection. >> kimberly: on the other end of the table. >> dana: there was a question today that somebody posed she is now $500,000 more, should one -- should she pay tax on that? two, should she give any of it to charity? she should keep it all. >> kimberly: up to her to decide what to do with it. tax implications. see your local account tant. we aren't giving out that advice on television. one more thing is up next. there is a special guest waiting for dana outside. is that her puppy jasper? where is he? let's see him. ♪ ♪ >> eric: time for one more thing. dana, you have a good boy there. don't you? >> dana: you know, i didn't know until yesterday it is take your dog to work day. he only came for six minutes to be on -- >> eric: no. freddie >> dana: this is jasper. he was on two weeks ago and grown six pounds since then. good boy. >> eric: such a good bo

>> dana: great point. a few years ago some of the military recruiters were finally allowed back on some campuses, they had been denied that for several years. people said that wait, what about equal time? taxpayer funded school. everybody should have a chance. as the adoption clinic on the same site? >> andrea: this is crazy. this is school. they're supposed to be reading and writing, arithmetic. we wonder why they fall behind the chance. >> bob: they are reading, writing, screwing -- >> andrea: terrible attempt at alliteration. >> bob: before planned parenthood, 32 positive pregnancy test in the school. after planned parenthood, nine. that says -- >> greg: but i paid for that. >> eric: everyone at the table paid for that. >> bob: you don't pay for that. >> eric: absolutely do. >> dana: they have sex education in school. why do you need this? >> greg: because it's a green job. you save on transportation. you have don't have to go to the clinic. >> bob: this is a poor -- >> greg: it's always a poor neighbor

dana, i am disgusted by dana who suggested in the break it was staged to make money. >> dana: i did not! that is monstrous behaviordy. not say that. >> juan: we know who did say that. >> dana: exactly. >> kimberly: there! >> dana: deflection. >> kimberly: on the other end of the table. >> dana: there was a question today that somebody posed she is now $500,000 more, should one -- should she pay tax on that? two, should she give any of it to charity? she should keep it all. >> kimberly: up to her to decide what to do with it. tax implications. see your local account tant. we aren't giving out that advice on television. one more thing is up next. there is a special guest waiting for dana outside. is that her puppy jasper? where is he? let's see him. ♪ ♪ my name is marjorie reyes, and i'm a chief warrant officer. i love the fact that quicken loans provides va loans. quicken loans understood the details and guided me through every step of the process. i know wherever the military sends me, i can depend on quicken loans. in here, great food demands a great presentation. so at&t showed co

>> dana: policy. if you look at the raw politics and being cynical, look at the swing state and battleground state that matter. this policy doesn't help president obama and it might hurt him. for me because it's not amnesty and what you are trying to do for the young people through no foul of their own are in the situation you hurt them. you lost a reason to swallow bitter pill on the immigration bill so it's a package. when you are going down the road and you get pulled over by a cop because you're going six miles over the speed limit the cop has discretion to give you a warning or let you go. if there is a law on the book that says everybody has to go to jail how do you discretion on 800,000 people? prosecutors don't decide it in my opinion. the process stinks. >> bob: but for jan brewer say it's politics who started biggest political action. if you go 6 miles per hour over in arizona if you're brown, you get stopped. if you're going 30 miles per hour and white you get passed. >> greg: whatever. the

. >> dana? it hasn't gone nefect how can you say 40 million people won't have insurance tomorrow if the court rules it -- you can't have it both ways. >> bob: some people have taken advantage of the certain parts of the bill. i'm one of them. i have insurance because of this. there are a number of people who are young people staying on their parent's insurance policy because of this. >> greg: i don't understand. how do you have insurance because of this? >> bob: i didn't get insurance before because i had preexisting condition. i had open heart surgery. i couldn't get insurance from anyone. maryland was the first to form exchanged from obamacare and i got it through state of maryland. >> eric: why not make it transport across state lines, portable across state lines? if i wanted it in new york and couldn't get it in new york, i could get it in maryland i'd go to maryland. guess what would happen? pretty soon, every insurer in new york would offer preexisting condition clause. >> bob: maybe that

dana, wow! >> dana: wow! >> greg: why do you remain silent? >> dana: first, one of the lines is one i gave you. hollywood are jerks, when they say they're sensitive but they're mean to people. they're not sensitive at all. they're a bunch of you know what. >> greg: we know dana is 80 pounds. two feet. she had to go to the movie theater when she was a kid. she couldn't go to movies, because she couldn't keep the seat down. >> dana: my mom would have to put her purse on the chair to home the thing down. >> kimberly: honestly, i thought the woman who faked cancer -- >> dana: it's true. >> the slingshot one would be fun, but not true. >> greg: there are not a lot of roles for little people. it's outrage. >> bob: i couldn't agree more. >> kimberly: we gave you a role. >> bob: you know who sued -- people play the punchkins in the "wizard of oz" they sued the movie company. munchkins did. they're mostly all republicans. they sued the movie company and didn't get -- they lost. >> dana: what did they sue them for? >> bob: they sued because they didn't

if you leave now dana will eat another innocent bunny. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dana: so i made up with juan in the break and now we can have a civilized discussion about this some more. it didn't take long for people to put out adds about this. there was a lot of money in the race and everybody was watching it except for the rival network who wanted to watch the jubilee instead. a bite from an ad we want to show you about america's future. >> the front line of taking back wisconsin. >> we will recall and replace scott walker. >> your soon-to-be governor. >> all the bully governors across the country. >> we are in it to win it. ♪ ♪ >> we made mistakes doing that. >> does it tell us something about november? >> i don't think so. this is a gubernatorial race with a guy that was recalled. it has nothing to do with president obama at the top of the ticket. >> it probably doesn't tell us much about the future race. >> guy at the top of the ticket who happens to be governor walker. do you think there is something to be learned from a national level from the guy in wisconsin? >> kimberly: we're no

>> dana: no. it's a private company and they decide cost outweigh benefit of having smokers there. >> bob: what if they said only -- >> greg: but they should be allowed. to >> dana: then they discriminate against people with largeer dogs all the time. >> kimberly: why can't you pronounce vegan? it's bizarre. >> bob: veggie people is ridiculous. it don't eat meat? >> kimberly: i'm a meat eater. you know that. >> greg: bob makes an interesting point. you can discriminate against some but not others. no one wants to stand up for smokers. if i had an apartment, cool one, with waterbed and strobe lights i don't want vegans. you can't discriminate against vegans. what if i don't want tall people. >> dana: maybe the aroma of the tofu comes in their apartment? >> eric: what do you mean you can't discriminate against vegans? of course you can. >> greg: if on the application i said no vegans, there would be complaints. >> eric: absolutely not. say whatever you want. >> bob: could you say no latinos? >> kimb

>> dana: i love it. kimberly is 28 and she will get to open for ras cat flatts because of her performance there. that is huge. >> bob: i was going to ask what you thought. one producer said get everybody else in. the other said tease! >> andrea: do you want to go to coney island with me and ride rides later tonight? >> bob: no, no, no. not that i wouldn't go with you on a ride, but maybe a horseback ride or something. okay. [ laughter ] maybe yoga ride. >> eric: all right. >> andrea: enough! >> bob: one more thing is up next! ♪ ♪ >> eric: all right, about four minutes. greg, kick off one more thing. >> greg: today i'm going with the usual banned phrase. today, it is, "my friend. "when anybody begins a sentence with you know, my dear friend adrian zemed, or my dear friend bill hemmer. they are not your friend. they hate you. my friend means i hate your guts. because usually you never begin a sentence with dana perino. >> eric: how did you get bill in the -- >> greg: we had a loft in soho. >> bob: i be

>> dana: it says you can. now you can. >> eric: once the person is -- the suspect committed a crime, broken the law, done something, then you can ask -- >> bob: okay. but -- >> greg: the brilliance about this law is everybody, it's like a fruitcake. there are parts of it you like and parts of it you hate. that's what they do. that is when they know they have been successful, is that nobody is happy. but nobody is disappointed. meanwhile, they sneak other stuff by. you have no state been a. -- state bans. cats. nobody knows that. >> bob: the thing about this is -- lamar smith, chairman of the judiciary committee, republican chairman of the house said it was a big loss. jan brewer, of course she will say it's a win. i don't pay attention to what she says. but the fact that the republicans' leadership thinks it's a loss, one of the things makes clear to me is it's time for the congress to clarify this and get with the president and get a law done here. otherwise we'll continue to be in court fighting this out. >>

. >> dana: hello. i'm dana perino with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: president obama announced new immigration policy that has everyone talking. his senior campaign advisor david plouffe took to the airways to explain the sudden policy change. >> this is not a political move. this builds on steps we have taken. >> done it year before or the year before that. >> we have been trying to get the dream act done. we have been trying to pass immigration reform. this bill is on a series of stages that the homeland security department has taken. >> it was not done with some political consideration. >> it was not? >> five months before the election. >> who knows how the politics will turn out. this decision was the right decision. >> dana: i'm not sure if my good friend candy crowley was buying that. eric, one of the first things you thought on the political front, well played, mr. president. >> eric: he pulled off political version of triple play. he has the media rung around like jackrabbits chas

dana? kick it off. >> dana: surprise on one of our favorite game shows, at least mine, we were actually mentioned. take a look. >> [ inaudible ] >> go. boom! >> i want to say hi to greg gutfeld. and dana perino. >> good. >> dana: thank you, matthew. i'm sorry you didn't win on the big wheel. if you're op twitter, send us a note. we love to know who you are. >> eric: great. do you know anymore >> greg: no. but he looks like a "red eye" viewer. they all look the same! amazing. >> dana: i'm glad i made the cut. >> andrea: that was so random. okay. new study out, bureau of labor statistics showing seven in ten teens cannot find summer jobs. that is bad news. if you think about it, a lot of businesses can't hire the temporary workers in the summer. parents can't afford to give their kids some work at home. sitting on their duffs not learning the value of a dollar. photojournalistnate stuff. >> eric: in the words of the friends of bob beckel, with com to the obama recovery. last night, mama bling

>> dana: it's a channel. >> bob: anybody see lindsay lohan? >> dana: we have to run. thank you for being with us today. see you >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. or as i am known in paraguay, salma hyek. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg. walk away, america. it doesn't concern you. our top story, are pessimism, partisan and twitter making it impossible to lead america? the mainstream media excuse for president obama ahead. and the senate wants to make it illegal for welfare recipients to spend the money on booze, smokes, gambling and adult entertainment. my in depth investigation into what this adult entertainment is. and southwest airlines refused a woman to board a flight because of her cleavage. whether the war on women has finally gone too far. greg? >> we missed you this weekend. >> wasn't feeling well. >> had a great time without you. >> i'm not sure how that goes along with we missed you. >> i was lying. it was something to

>> dana: it's a channel. >> bob: anybody see lindsay lohan? >> dana: we have to run. thank you for being with us today. see you tomorrow. captioned by closed captioning services, inc >>> the man who wants president obama's job hammers the incumbent on immigration, national security and syria. this is "special report." ♪ ♪ >>> good evening. i'm john roberts in for bret baier this evening. mitt romney is rolling through the midwest, piling up the mileage, trying to close the distance between himself and president obama. our chief political correspondent carl cameron caught up with romney in wisconsin, where the government badgered the president on almost everything. >> day four of his six-state bus tour and mitt romney boarded a mississippi river boat in iowa. key battleground state that he and the president are virtually tied in moth polls. he began the day in the hometown of paul ryan. joining them, governor scott walker whose triumphant recall victory inspireed republican

>> dana: totally in context. i don't think the behavior will change until it's economic issue for people. that is, you won't be hired, promoted, married or have a good family life if you have bad behavior throughout your life and you have no manners. i flew last week, the guys are so uncivillous. it's -- unchivalrous. >> greg: but comedians are described as edgy if they swear. you have musicians if they swear, that is seen as cool. >> dana: or do it in the bowles during theisuper bowl. i'm okay. >> greg: but you don't risk anything. it's seen risky behavior in today's environment, it is not a risk. >> eric: are we foror against a law that if you swear in a public setting and a police officer hears you, you are fined $20 or $100 or whatever it is? >> kimberly: i don't know that it's legal. a nice idea, and i believe in courteous and civil and having good manners. >> dana: they could get democrats behind it if they said proceeds were to tobacco related programs. they would get support. >> bob: i think i have reason

i thought the graphic was pretty. >> dana: that is not true. >> andrea: historically -- >> dana: that congress doesn't have right -- >> bob: internal communications? >> dana: executive office of the president you have circles so someone works directly for the president, they are protected. that's why in the bush administration if you want to make a comparison, president bush asked for executive privilege for josh bolton and harriet meyers in the u.s. attorney issue. they never had to go to contempt vote because they reached accommodation. they worked for the president. at the justice department, those people don't work in the executive office of the president. that's why i say it's more complicated than saying they don't have a right to it. they do. >> andrea: why don't you say it won't happen, though? >> bob: first of all, i have to go against you about the historic vote. world war ii is historic vote. my birthday was an historic vote. this is not historic. it happened ten times in the bush administration, 14 times in the clinton administration. >> dana: a criminal contempt -- >> bob

>> dana: and wind. one of the biggest problems. >> eric: the soy beans are off the chart rally because of extreme heat in the midwest. you have to feel terrible for the poor people. where is obama, by the way? >> dana: he's going to colorado on friday. >> andrea: he will not abeen done colorado in 2012. >> dana: he could have gone yesterday and dumped the fundraiser. >> bob: what? take a fire truck out there? >> eric: go and talk to the governor. asked if obama spoke to the governor and jay carney wasn't sure. >> bob: this is a horrible thick going on. i live in jackson wyoming for a number of years. had a place in jackson, wyoming, in the big forest fires in yellowstone. one thing here, we keep putting the fires out. they're not started by human beings. they're started mostly by lightning fir strike. they should be allowed to burn out. it's the underbrush. unless we let mother nature take a course -- and people are building in fire zones and feel terrible for them, but they have made a choice t

>> dana: yeah. can i have my document, please. >> dana: poor thing tries to come in and give dana her stuff. do your one more thing. >> dana: i'll do it. yesterday, i asked on twitter and follow me at dana perino. do not follow@greg gutfeld. >> greg: unnecessary. >> dana: i asked what would be a good one more thing. there was a great recommendation. not everything happens in new york. great country out there. people participate in few you are farmer of -- future farmer of america. great programs. 350 kids throughout the nation come to d.c. every week and learn leadership, responsibility. they pass thousands of meals for families in nicaragua and other places and they encourage college students to volunteer. all sort of great things and you might learn about agriculture america and other things. they don't do it in the city. but if you have kids in the area go to 4h websites to get them involved. >> kimberly: it's a good thing to see if a boy was part of that, because they're a good boy. >> dana: tha