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now we're doing it. ♪ doing it with my bro doing it with my bro ♪ ♪ i love every second of doing it with my bro ♪ - it's--it's pretty awesome. - can you believe it? - can you just...? - yo. yo. right there, man. just give me five, man. - [sighs] - give me five, bro. come on, that's [bleep] [bleep]. come on. - [sighs] - come on. oh, you're with me now. - you know... - you are with me now. - that's disturbing. - keep 'em locked. keep 'em locked. you ain't goin' nowhere. give me five. - mm-mm. - give it back. - get your-- get-- aah! oh! [groans] - dude! how we gonna break the world record if you can't keep it up? [soul music] ♪ [cheers and applause] - hell, no. - lock it. lock it. - you know-- - keep it locked. keep it locked. - [laughs] ew! shame on you! - shame on you. - shame on all of you. - shame on you. - [laughs] thanks, welcome to the show. i am keegan-michael key. - i am jordan peele. - and we are key and peele, so thank you for coming. [cheers and applause] - i see race in just about-- in everything. - mm-hm. - like, i just--i just do that
now we're doing it. ♪ doing it with my bro doing it with my bro ♪ ♪ i love every second of doing it with my bro ♪ - it's--it's pretty awesome. - can you believe it? - can you just...? - yo. yo. right there, man. just give me five, man. - [sighs] - give me five, bro. come on, that's [bleep] [bleep]. come on. - [sighs] - come on. oh, you're with me now. - you know... - you are with me now. - that's disturbing. - keep 'em locked. keep 'em locked. you ain't goin' nowhere. give me five. -...
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but listen to me, bro. >> i hate being called bro. he kept calling me bro. so i finally had to address that with him. >> you call me bro too. >> yeah i know because you just called me bro. >> he was irritating with the bro stuff. because he's just -- he wouldn't be somebody i wour friends with. i'll just say that. >> still, the undercover maintains his composure and police believe an arrest is imminent until santosh paul does something no one anticipated. >> he put the brake lights on and i could see him shift the transmission. >> the guy was kind of yelling at that point. you can't let him get away. got to take him. the verizon share everything s lets you connect up to 25 devices on one easy to manage plan. that means your smartphone, her blackberry, his laptop, mark's smartphone but i'm still on vacation. still on the plan. nice! so is his tablet, that guy's hotspot, the intern's tablet-- the intern gets a tablet? everyone's devices. his, hers-- oh, sorry. all easier to manage on the share everything plan for small business. connecting more so you can do m
but listen to me, bro. >> i hate being called bro. he kept calling me bro. so i finally had to address that with him. >> you call me bro too. >> yeah i know because you just called me bro. >> he was irritating with the bro stuff. because he's just -- he wouldn't be somebody i wour friends with. i'll just say that. >> still, the undercover maintains his composure and police believe an arrest is imminent until santosh paul does something no one anticipated. >>...
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, listen to me, bro. >> i hate being called bro. he kept calling me bro. i finally had to address that with him. >> you just called me bro, man. >> he was irritating me with the bro stuff. he wouldn't be somebody i would be friends with, i'll just say that. >> still, the undercover maintains his composure and police believe an arrest is imminent, until santhosh paul does something no one anticipated. >> he put the brake lights on and i could see him shift the transmission. >> i was kind of yelling you can't let him get away, you got to take him. i have low testosterone. there, i said it. see, i knew testosterone could affect sex drive, but not energy or even my mood. that's when i talked with my doctor. he gave me some blood tests... showed it was low t. that's it. it was a number. [ male announcer ] today, men with low t have androgel 1.62% testosterone gel. the #1 prescribed topical testosterone replacement therapy increases testosterone when used daily. women and children should avoid contact with application sites. discontinue a
, listen to me, bro. >> i hate being called bro. he kept calling me bro. i finally had to address that with him. >> you just called me bro, man. >> he was irritating me with the bro stuff. he wouldn't be somebody i would be friends with, i'll just say that. >> still, the undercover maintains his composure and police believe an arrest is imminent, until santhosh paul does something no one anticipated. >> he put the brake lights on and i could see him shift the...
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what's up, bro? not much... bro. is everything okay? yeah, no, i just... i got your mail again. here. thank you. i've got to talk to that mailman. oh, no, that's probably not such a good idea. civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so... okay. well, thank you again. no problem. bye. oh, and bye... bro. penny for your thoughts. what's the matter? i'm fine. penny's fine. the guy she's kissing is really fine. kissing, what kind of kissing? cheeks? lips? chaste? french? what is wrong with you? i'm a romantic. please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy. i'm not jealous. i'm just a little concerned for her. i didn't like the look of the guy that she was with. because he looks better than you? yeah. he was kind of dreamy. well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again. wolowitz: i disagree. love is not a sprint, it's a marathon-- a relentless pursuit that only ends w
what's up, bro? not much... bro. is everything okay? yeah, no, i just... i got your mail again. here. thank you. i've got to talk to that mailman. oh, no, that's probably not such a good idea. civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so... okay. well, thank you again. no problem. bye. oh, and bye... bro. penny for your thoughts. what's the matter? i'm fine. penny's fine. the guy she's kissing is really fine. kissing, what kind of kissing? cheeks? lips? chaste? french?...
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a game called bros iciig ros. that's where you hand someone a bottle of disgusting smirroff pce, and they have to drink it onnthe spot. >> [bleep]! [bleep] you kidding mm? p> ice. >> iihopp that'' not from the mini bar. the mark-up is horrendous. believe it or not, that's thh gayeet thing you can do on your knees. [laughter]% well, i found ut there was a website that has a $300 bounty let e tell ya, too late. >> shhuld have gone with a pannon ball. forryou. >>>you ust
a game called bros iciig ros. that's where you hand someone a bottle of disgusting smirroff pce, and they have to drink it onnthe spot. >> [bleep]! [bleep] you kidding mm? p> ice. >> iihopp that'' not from the mini bar. the mark-up is horrendous. believe it or not, that's thh gayeet thing you can do on your knees. [laughter]% well, i found ut there was a website that has a $300 bounty let e tell ya, too late. >> shhuld have gone with a pannon ball. forryou. >>>you...
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it's safe with you guys, bro. >> solano: well, like i said, i appreciate you stopping and complying and not continuing to run. >> i wasn't trying to be an ass about it. but if i think my life's in danger, yeah, i'm going to run. >> solano: okay, you're going to be placed under arrest for grand larceny auto and you're going to be transported down to clark county detention center >> deputy sean mcmichael: when i'm working out here, i just love to get into the high-speed action stuff. you know, whether a car runs on us or, you know, you get involved with a violent crime, where the k-9 has to come out, you know, that type of action gets me going. it gets my blood flowing. (siren chirps) the sarge saw the same car i did up here. very dark tint on it. let's see if he decides to pull it here. 10-4, 10-12. >> mcmichael: you just want to do me a favor? you got your i.d. on you? you don't have any knives or anything i need to know about... no guns? you've got a very dark tint. >> yeah, the window was down though. >> huh? >> mcmichael: you better quit reaching, you hear me? >> i ain't got nothing,
it's safe with you guys, bro. >> solano: well, like i said, i appreciate you stopping and complying and not continuing to run. >> i wasn't trying to be an ass about it. but if i think my life's in danger, yeah, i'm going to run. >> solano: okay, you're going to be placed under arrest for grand larceny auto and you're going to be transported down to clark county detention center >> deputy sean mcmichael: when i'm working out here, i just love to get into the high-speed...
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seriously, bro, you're going to have another stroke. he won't make me his friend! how am i going to find him if he won't make me his friend? - be patient. it's a process. - yeah, bro. come on. screw this! i'm going to just follow dennis and dee around. sooner or later, they're going to bump into this bastard, and we're going to just jump him and beat him over the head with a baseball bat! frank, come on. they're going to see that coming a mile away, man. we need to be more devious. more cunning. that's not very hard. this bastard destroyed my lineage! he must be smashed! we're going to smash him, friend. we're going to smash him good. we know people. look, frank, uh... we know a guy on the inside we can talk to. he might be willing to help us out with the situation here. wow! you guys are fast. i'm proud of you. thanks, dad. okay, now here's how it's going to work. i'll have a guy meet you in the bathroom in about ten minutes. uh... yeah. here's the thing about that, dad. we don't have anything in our butts. no, we don't have anything in our butts. we're working on
seriously, bro, you're going to have another stroke. he won't make me his friend! how am i going to find him if he won't make me his friend? - be patient. it's a process. - yeah, bro. come on. screw this! i'm going to just follow dennis and dee around. sooner or later, they're going to bump into this bastard, and we're going to just jump him and beat him over the head with a baseball bat! frank, come on. they're going to see that coming a mile away, man. we need to be more devious. more...
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. >> you are not working out, bro. oh, man. >> he got punched. yq yq >>> if you are lucky to be born to a creative dad as a photographer, you are going to have awesome pictures growing up. for this little kid, that's the case. >> that's great. >> this is the dad. he wanted to do something creative for his baby girl so he decided to do the series of photographs and he digitally incorporates her into very adult situations. here is a 1-year-old birthday party. >> she's cloned. >> she's been cloned. mom is tied to the chair and dad passed out. a baby fixing a car. here she is flying in the air. there she is doing a cannon ball while mom is trying to take a ba >> extreme climbing. >> she's going up there to get a bag of snacks. >> grilled cheese chips. >> they do look good. >> a little fairy. >> i love that one. >> here she is as a ninja. >> i think the painting one is the best. it looks realistic. >> this one, we see what it looked like before. he had his wife hold the baby. obviously, the baby is not doing this himself. and after. >> i like that. i
. >> you are not working out, bro. oh, man. >> he got punched. yq yq >>> if you are lucky to be born to a creative dad as a photographer, you are going to have awesome pictures growing up. for this little kid, that's the case. >> that's great. >> this is the dad. he wanted to do something creative for his baby girl so he decided to do the series of photographs and he digitally incorporates her into very adult situations. here is a 1-year-old birthday party....
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. >> you are not working out, bro. oh, man. >> he got punched. for all those who sleep too hot or too cool, and struggle to sleep comfortably together, now there's a solution. the company that individualized your comfort with the sleep number bed is now introducing sleep number dual temp, the revolutionary temperature-balancing layer with active air technology that works on any mattress, including yours. whether you sleep hot or cool, sleep number dual temp allows each of you to select your ideal temperature. so you can both sleep exactly the way you like, at your own perfect temperature. and there's only one place in the world you'll find an entire collection of temperature-balancing solutions including the revolutionary new sleep number dual temp layer designed to give you the soundest sleep of your life: a sleep number store near you. sleep number. comfort individualized. visit sleepnumber.com to find one of our over 400 sleep number stores nationwide. >>> if you are lucky to be born to a creative dad as a photographer, you are going to have a
. >> you are not working out, bro. oh, man. >> he got punched. for all those who sleep too hot or too cool, and struggle to sleep comfortably together, now there's a solution. the company that individualized your comfort with the sleep number bed is now introducing sleep number dual temp, the revolutionary temperature-balancing layer with active air technology that works on any mattress, including yours. whether you sleep hot or cool, sleep number dual temp allows each of you to...
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i want to say we're bros. >> astronaut bros, not that many people in it. >> the full on lucca ready for my new crew mate. thanks for coming to chris' barber shop. next up is docking. >>> some raven nestlings enjoy a snack. >> there is an amazing story. >> why these baby birds are lucky >>> another day, another extreme sports enthusiast taking advantage of flood waters this time because of the flooding in germany and central europe. you have to make the best of it and this wake border did just that. comes from the left of the screen on a mountain bike. comes up here for the shallow water and able to lock his feet to the board and picks up the rope and starts getting towed through the streets. this is overflowing river. this is like the gutter on the side of the road. watch. this one hand flipping around and he knows what he is doing. >> a narrow pathway and he has amazing control. >> he puts the handle around his back and doing a little 360 move. >> and concrete drainage tunnel. >> i think it looks like maybe they mapped out the run a little bit. at the end he knows where to stop. you ca
i want to say we're bros. >> astronaut bros, not that many people in it. >> the full on lucca ready for my new crew mate. thanks for coming to chris' barber shop. next up is docking. >>> some raven nestlings enjoy a snack. >> there is an amazing story. >> why these baby birds are lucky >>> another day, another extreme sports enthusiast taking advantage of flood waters this time because of the flooding in germany and central europe. you have to make the...
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. >> bro. >> all right. we're going to keep them short and sweet for this one. the first one is really cool. very quick trick under water. this guy, look what he does to knock over those three rocks. he does it with a water ring. >> cool. >> aquaman there. >> pretty sprooeweet, right? >> because they're in the water they're offbalance. all they need is this extra pick. >> looks like he put his hands in his mouth and blew air and then went -- >> that's the sound that went with that video. >> blehhh. >> this next one is a poker trick. look at this. >> oh! >> did you see that? >> nice. like a rocket launcher but it's his fingers. >> and the poker chip jumps back into this player's hand. >> i didn't notice that. like a boomer range. >> spinning. this guy spent a lot of time at the table. >> look at that. >> kayaking like you've never seen before. >> i can't believe the accuracy and the ability they have. >> extreme kayaking on the next "right this minute." >>> and still to come -- dude takes a perfectly good iphone he's going to douse the iphone with gasoline and th
. >> bro. >> all right. we're going to keep them short and sweet for this one. the first one is really cool. very quick trick under water. this guy, look what he does to knock over those three rocks. he does it with a water ring. >> cool. >> aquaman there. >> pretty sprooeweet, right? >> because they're in the water they're offbalance. all they need is this extra pick. >> looks like he put his hands in his mouth and blew air and then went -- >>...
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. >> i'm not saying that, bro. >> ...let me go in a blaze of glory? >> no, no. >> i'll take the charge for the syringe. i'll take the charge for that, but someone better take the charge for that pill bottle. that's not mine. >> i'm already saying the same thing. now, listen... >> that makes no sense, ray. why would i take pills and throw them in another bottle and stick them down there? >> i don't know. i don't know, that's why i asked them two because they were sitting behind you. >> oh, my god. this is-- i can't believe this. >> i'm not putting it all on you. >> dude, someone answer. >> artola: he's going to go to jail for the possession of a controlled substance. he was going to a rehab facility and now he can go to our rehab facility, the county jail. >> officer (over radio): 132 and bush. i've got him at gunpoint. >> dispatcher: at gunpoint, 132 and bush. cover is code three. (radio static) captioning sponsored by fox broadcasting company and langley productions captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> we just received notice f
. >> i'm not saying that, bro. >> ...let me go in a blaze of glory? >> no, no. >> i'll take the charge for the syringe. i'll take the charge for that, but someone better take the charge for that pill bottle. that's not mine. >> i'm already saying the same thing. now, listen... >> that makes no sense, ray. why would i take pills and throw them in another bottle and stick them down there? >> i don't know. i don't know, that's why i asked them two because...
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>> what do you want me to say, bro? >> hennesy: i just want you to tell me your half of the story. >> that she's got two warrants? pop that open, dude. you know what, i got to hide all the knives from her, 'cause she's commit suicide. >> hennesy: has she done it in the past? >> pop it, pop it, pop it. >> hennesy: pull it hard? >> push it. i hide all the knives, because she tries to kill herself. >> hennesy: okay. >> you know? >> hennesy: she got a history of that, then? >> yeah... >> hennesy: okay. >> she uses her daughter's name, dude, to... try to get drugs. all i care about is my dogs. >> billy... >> that's my house. you better be gone by the time i get home. i pay for everything. >> hennesy: go ahead and stand right here. right up at the front here by the bumpers. >> gone! >> hennesy: we'll get some paperwork on you and get you down there, okay? >> i'm sorry to be... >> hennesy: it's all right, man. >> you know what? she's got two warrants. take her, too. >> hennesy: he was telling me, though, that you've maybe atte
>> what do you want me to say, bro? >> hennesy: i just want you to tell me your half of the story. >> that she's got two warrants? pop that open, dude. you know what, i got to hide all the knives from her, 'cause she's commit suicide. >> hennesy: has she done it in the past? >> pop it, pop it, pop it. >> hennesy: pull it hard? >> push it. i hide all the knives, because she tries to kill herself. >> hennesy: okay. >> you know? >>...
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captioning sponsored by cbsand warner bros. television captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (eerie music playing) all right, just a few more feet. and... here we are, gentlemen, the gates of elzebob. good lord. don't panic. this is what the last 97 hours have been about. stay frosty. there's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of asaroth. warriors, unsheathe your weapons. magic wielders, raise your wands. lock and load. raj, blow the gates. blowing the gates. control, shift... b!
captioning sponsored by cbsand warner bros. television captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (eerie music playing) all right, just a few more feet. and... here we are, gentlemen, the gates of elzebob. good lord. don't panic. this is what the last 97 hours have been about. stay frosty. there's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of asaroth. warriors, unsheathe your weapons. magic wielders, raise your wands. lock and load. raj, blow the...
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that guy, get real, bro. sunglasses inside the grocery store. >> here he helps a girl with some jeans. we're both reaching for the same bottle of juice, right? he just creeped her out if st l stealing one thing isn't bad enough. how about a person's entire cart? here is the poor guy. >> that's it for us at "rtm." see you tomorrow, everybody. ♪ girls just got to have fun ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ male announcer ] universal studios summer of survival. ♪ >> announcer: it's time for "the wendy williams show." today, wendy's all-new summer kicks off with juicy hot topics. the latest on kim and kanye's baby news, and mariah is out. and what's up with amanda bynes. the inside scoop. now, here's wendy! [ cheers and applause ]
that guy, get real, bro. sunglasses inside the grocery store. >> here he helps a girl with some jeans. we're both reaching for the same bottle of juice, right? he just creeped her out if st l stealing one thing isn't bad enough. how about a person's entire cart? here is the poor guy. >> that's it for us at "rtm." see you tomorrow, everybody. ♪ girls just got to have fun ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ male announcer ] universal studios...
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for spencer and all of us here, mac: look, bro, i'm only gonna be here for about ten minutes. i got to get my pump on. i have a very big day. man: i'm sorry. i can't let you in. i don't understand why you're insisting on jamming me up re, bro. i'm not trying to jam you up.
for spencer and all of us here, mac: look, bro, i'm only gonna be here for about ten minutes. i got to get my pump on. i have a very big day. man: i'm sorry. i can't let you in. i don't understand why you're insisting on jamming me up re, bro. i'm not trying to jam you up.
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>> got it, bro! >> okay, because we have the ladies over there and the dudes over here, you might become ready to talk about something so great. >> no. we talk about the times. >> we are here to test an exciting new product. >> liquipel. waterproofing technology. so you can squirt soda all over yr iphone. it's cool. >> why do i feel like i am going to be teased. >> they want to test whether if this stuff works. >> i adopt want to know what it is. >> why not a wet t-shirt contest. >> we tested a couple shirt, send them our way and we'll see how they back up under the arduous conditions of the wet t-shirt contest. >> the guys are doing a thorough scientific test. using, "a" supersoakers. they had two -- that was a fail. you can see the water soak through. and the other was just a bucket of water. it does look as if the bucket is repelling the water. >> i'm sorry this is a lamo excuse to fire water at these girls' boobs in the name of science. ith bit's bogus. >> why are pouting? this could save your cl
>> got it, bro! >> okay, because we have the ladies over there and the dudes over here, you might become ready to talk about something so great. >> no. we talk about the times. >> we are here to test an exciting new product. >> liquipel. waterproofing technology. so you can squirt soda all over yr iphone. it's cool. >> why do i feel like i am going to be teased. >> they want to test whether if this stuff works. >> i adopt want to know what it is....
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that guy, get real, bro. sunglasses inside the grocery store. >> here he helps a girl with some jeans. we're both reaching for the same bottle of juice, right? he just creeped her out if st l stealing one thing isn't bad enough. how about a person's entire cart? here is the poor guy. >> that's it for us at "rtm." see you tomorrow, everybody. ♪ girls just got to have fun >>> coming up on "dish nation" -- >>> find out which stars steal, rip, tear, or even stained their red carpet clothes. >>> the lead singer of maroon 5 said the ideal romantic first date is to take the girl to mcdonald's. >> i'd hook up with him if he took me to the dumpster. >>> russell crowe catches on his camera what he believes is a ufo. >>> find out who america's most trusted celebrity is. >>> this is "dish nation," the i love every episode if you ever
that guy, get real, bro. sunglasses inside the grocery store. >> here he helps a girl with some jeans. we're both reaching for the same bottle of juice, right? he just creeped her out if st l stealing one thing isn't bad enough. how about a person's entire cart? here is the poor guy. >> that's it for us at "rtm." see you tomorrow, everybody. ♪ girls just got to have fun >>> coming up on "dish nation" -- >>> find out which stars steal, rip,...
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. - secret tunnels, bro? - secret tunnels. it's a monorail system and the helipad... guys, guys, guys. can we stop arguing please? i don't want to talk to this corporate joe any longer than we have to, okay? - fine. - we're split on the helicopters. we'll come back to the secret tunnels, - because i think that was an excellent idea. - i think we should. but i think we can all agree that we should at least hear this guy out, right? - i guess. - yeah, sure, let's hear the guy out. okay, we'll hear him out. we're agreed. sir, please continue.
. - secret tunnels, bro? - secret tunnels. it's a monorail system and the helipad... guys, guys, guys. can we stop arguing please? i don't want to talk to this corporate joe any longer than we have to, okay? - fine. - we're split on the helicopters. we'll come back to the secret tunnels, - because i think that was an excellent idea. - i think we should. but i think we can all agree that we should at least hear this guy out, right? - i guess. - yeah, sure, let's hear the guy out. okay, we'll...
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. >> happy belated birthday, bro. s >> shut up! >> whaaa! >> we've got thomas lennon. he flexes his by seps. >> shows his arms. any time, anywhere, you want to arm press l. 1,000 canadian dollars. >> ok, he's on.
. >> happy belated birthday, bro. s >> shut up! >> whaaa! >> we've got thomas lennon. he flexes his by seps. >> shows his arms. any time, anywhere, you want to arm press l. 1,000 canadian dollars. >> ok, he's on.
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peso nuevamente como la pastilla no en su organismo tendrá el hambre que tenía antes, no costumbre bro su cuerpo a ingerir las calorías que necesita para tener un peso dale. >>> la píldora se conoce con el nombre lorca.... es 1 de dos productos dietéticos aprobado por el gobierno el último año. >>> autoridades federales llegaron a un acuerdo civil por violar ciertas normas permitiendo que decenas de miles de unidades de una poderosa medicina para combatir el dolor fueran a parar a manos de adictos o distribuidores el medicamento conocido con el nombre de oks co don y se hubiera prom cide en un centro de.... en florida y 6 farmacias en el mismo estado. >>> esta noche la selección mexicana de fútbol recibió la visita en el estadio azteca del equipo ar partido que generó expectativa para ambas selecciones, era necesario un triunfo. pero no fue así. y el marcador final fue 0 a 0. joaquín fuentes nos presenta las reacciones de la ciudad de méxico. >>> méxico costa rica un partido con altas expectativas que cono vo vo ko a menos de 50 mil aficionados. nutrida por la costarricens
peso nuevamente como la pastilla no en su organismo tendrá el hambre que tenía antes, no costumbre bro su cuerpo a ingerir las calorías que necesita para tener un peso dale. >>> la píldora se conoce con el nombre lorca.... es 1 de dos productos dietéticos aprobado por el gobierno el último año. >>> autoridades federales llegaron a un acuerdo civil por violar ciertas normas permitiendo que decenas de miles de unidades de una poderosa medicina para combatir el dolor...
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[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz." >> ok, big news, kim had the baby, finally. >> saturday morning, kim kardashian had the baby. the baby was five weeks early. >> was kanye in the delivery room? >> yeah, he was there the whole time. imagine him in the delivery room. is he yelling at the doctor or what? >> shut up! don't ask me questions! >> "anger management," charlie sheen's show. there's drama on the set. nobody thought this would happen. he's in a big war with selma blair. >> apparently charlie has fired selma blair. >> it leaves the back door wide open for farrah abraham. [laughter] >> miss u.s.a. happened
[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz." >> ok, big news, kim had the baby, finally. >> saturday morning, kim kardashian had the baby. the baby was five weeks early. >> was kanye in the delivery room? >> yeah, he was there the whole time. imagine him in the delivery room. is he yelling at the doctor or what? >> shut up! don't ask me questions! >> "anger management," charlie...
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captioning sponsored by cbs andwarner bros. television captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org they have no idea what it was like before u-verse high speed internet. yeah, you couldn't just stream movies to a device like that. one time, i had to wait half a day to watch a movie. you watched movies?! i was lucky if i could watch a show. show?! man, i was happy to see a sneezing panda clip! trevor, have you eaten today? you sound a little grumpy. [ laughter ] [ male announcer ] connect all your wi-fi-enabled devices with u-verse high speed internet. rethink possible. i'm just gonna run to the store and get a few things. i'll pick you up when you're done. okay. i like it a little better when you stay, but all right. hey, sheldon. hello. i'm here for my haircut with mr. d'onofrio. i'm sorry, uncle tony's in the hospital. he's pretty sick. oh, dear. mr. d'onofrio's in the hospital. why do these things always happen to me? i can cut it for you. you're not mr. d'onofrio. i get my hair cut by mr. d'onofrio. you believe
captioning sponsored by cbs andwarner bros. television captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org they have no idea what it was like before u-verse high speed internet. yeah, you couldn't just stream movies to a device like that. one time, i had to wait half a day to watch a movie. you watched movies?! i was lucky if i could watch a show. show?! man, i was happy to see a sneezing panda clip! trevor, have you eaten today? you sound a little grumpy. [ laughter ] [ male announcer ]...
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[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz." >> paula deen got screwed. we're talking 30 years ago, she confesses she used the n word. >> how about last year doing an interview with the "new york times." she pulls out the ultimate "my black friend" card. >> he's black as that board. >> if he was light skinned oh -- they'd be, like, but if he's really black. >> anthony kiedis walking into the four seasons. apparently the rolling stones were there, too. the unnamed security guard does not want him to gain access. all hell breaks loose. >> i'm on anthony's side. >> famous people should get to go wherever they want!
[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz." >> paula deen got screwed. we're talking 30 years ago, she confesses she used the n word. >> how about last year doing an interview with the "new york times." she pulls out the ultimate "my black friend" card. >> he's black as that board. >> if he was light skinned oh -- they'd be, like, but if he's really black. >> anthony kiedis...
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captioning sponsored by cbs and warner bros. television am i don't know. any medications? last immunization shots? really? honey, what's my blood pressure medicine called? one time i took something and i blew up like a puffer fish. i'm probably allergic to that. at kaiser permanente, your medical information is available to you and your doctors. quickly. securely. no guesswork required. better information. better care. kaiserpermanente. thrive. (male narrator) previously on masterchef... a star-studded team challenge... shut up! the amazing jane lynch. (narrator) saw the home cooks feeding the cast and crew of the hit show glee. the winning team is is red team! [cheering] (narrator) after krissi's team was crushed... you got destroyed. (narrator) it was time for another painstaking pressure test. when krissi targeted bime for elimination... what have you done here? (narrator) and hit her target. it's time to take that apron off. (narrator) tonight it's a shocking mystery box challenge. oh, my god. there are children who will not sleep tonight. (narrator) and last season's
captioning sponsored by cbs and warner bros. television am i don't know. any medications? last immunization shots? really? honey, what's my blood pressure medicine called? one time i took something and i blew up like a puffer fish. i'm probably allergic to that. at kaiser permanente, your medical information is available to you and your doctors. quickly. securely. no guesswork required. better information. better care. kaiserpermanente. thrive. (male narrator) previously on masterchef... a...
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. [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz." >> ok, big news, kim had the baby, finally. >> saturday morning, kim kardashian had the baby. the baby was five weeks early. >> was kanye in the delivery room? >> yeah, he was there the whole time. imagine h
. [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz." >> ok, big news, kim had the baby, finally. >> saturday morning, kim kardashian had the baby. the baby was five weeks early. >> was kanye in the delivery room? >> yeah, he was there the whole time. imagine h
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captioning sponsored by cbs andwarner bros. television captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org hey, want to spend some time playing the new star wars game this weekend? oh, i don't know. i kind of promised myself i'd get off the computer, be more physically active. get some exercise... you're about to walk up three flights of stairs. good point, i'm in. koothrappali: you know what would be great? let's do it like the old days. you mean, are you talking gaming marathon? yeah. start saturday morning, go 48 hours, sleeping bags, junk food... turn off our phones so our moms can't call. it would be like our world of warcraft a few years ago when the neighbors called the cops on us. (both chuckle) they called the cops because of the smell. they thought we were dead.
captioning sponsored by cbs andwarner bros. television captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org hey, want to spend some time playing the new star wars game this weekend? oh, i don't know. i kind of promised myself i'd get off the computer, be more physically active. get some exercise... you're about to walk up three flights of stairs. good point, i'm in. koothrappali: you know what would be great? let's do it like the old days. you mean, are you talking gaming marathon? yeah....
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. >> see how that nice friend broing around and gives them a thrilling experience. >> no! >> oh! >> no! >> you're watching the moment this base jumper is getting to the tip of the tower. he's about to use for his next jump. >> sweet, huh? >> yeah. >> holy molly. >> apparently took him under three hours to get to the very top. >> how do you get up to climb up the thing? after the first hour, you know, i'm not going to climb that now. >> never mind. >> you're getting close. >> yeah. >> once they get to the top, there's not much contemplating very much we're at the top, it's time to jump. >> three, two, one. see ya! >> you see the first guy pull the chute and shortly thereafter the second guy does well. we see his descent which relative to the climb itself was a split second. >> whoo hoo! >> had a solid free-fall. must have been really high. easier to go up higher in a plane and takes less time. >> you see the guy land safely. we immediately get the view from behind him. >> good grief. >> three-hour climb, y'all. >> didn't what to do that again for three hours? >> whoo-hoo! >>> blac
. >> see how that nice friend broing around and gives them a thrilling experience. >> no! >> oh! >> no! >> you're watching the moment this base jumper is getting to the tip of the tower. he's about to use for his next jump. >> sweet, huh? >> yeah. >> holy molly. >> apparently took him under three hours to get to the very top. >> how do you get up to climb up the thing? after the first hour, you know, i'm not going to climb that now....
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it's a bird, bro.
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. >> superman's got a beef with a bro. >> you owe me. >> maybe a bad day for this guy. >> primates justng around. >> monks can do this tuat resea evidence? three videos, one question. way fake or totally real? ?.=(=pcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpc2h >>> it's monday. what do you say we check in with matt. real or fake videos. he's sweating, nervous today. >> it's just the pressure. the show's a lot of pressure. not for you guys, you do it all the time, every day. for me it's a once a week pressure cooker situation. can we start? i need to start now. >> all right. let's start. >> good luck. >> video number one. >> hello. welcome. >> you're a poet and you didn't know it. >> okay. >> memories last. >> [ bleep ]. >> i'm sweating my ass off for you guys. >> come here. you owe me [ bleep ]. >> come on, give me a [ bleep ], man. fine. >> i say fake. >> set up? >> i do. i think it was set up by street performers to get a video to go viral, send a message out, better tip us. >> i'm with nick. >> maybe a bad day. i'm going to say real. >> let's play the rest of the video. maybe there's more too it. >> what? >> to
. >> superman's got a beef with a bro. >> you owe me. >> maybe a bad day for this guy. >> primates justng around. >> monks can do this tuat resea evidence? three videos, one question. way fake or totally real? ?.=(=pcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpc2h >>> it's monday. what do you say we check in with matt. real or fake videos. he's sweating, nervous today. >> it's just the pressure. the show's a lot of pressure. not for you guys, you do it all the time, every day....
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captioning sponsored by cbs warner bros. television and toyota. captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org bottled at the mountain source. crystal geyser. crystal geyser. crystal geyser. then we deliver it directly to you. happy birthday! it's a painting easel! the tide's coming in! this is my favorite one. it's upside down. oh, sorry. (woman vo) it takes him places he's always wanted to go. that's why we bought a subaru. (announcer) love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. we don't have a ten step filtering process for our water. we don't need it. because crystal geyser is made by nature, not by man. crystal geyser is always bottled at the mountain source. (vehicles whirring) do you have a good shot of me? i want the kids to see. man (sighs): well, it's a little jiggly, but then again, so is... don't you dare, marty. oh. if we cut across the field, we can beat the others to the river! it's a tour, ruth, it's not a competition. whoo-hoo! this is fun! (laughs) come on, you slowpoke! (yells) oh, ruthy! (gasps) ruthy! ruthy! ruthy! ruth
captioning sponsored by cbs warner bros. television and toyota. captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org bottled at the mountain source. crystal geyser. crystal geyser. crystal geyser. then we deliver it directly to you. happy birthday! it's a painting easel! the tide's coming in! this is my favorite one. it's upside down. oh, sorry. (woman vo) it takes him places he's always wanted to go. that's why we bought a subaru. (announcer) love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. we...
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[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz." >> ok, big news, kim had the baby, finally. >> saturday morning, kim kardashian had the baby. the baby was five weeks early. >> was kanye in the delivery room? >> yeah, he was there the whole time. >> can you
[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> today on "tmz." >> ok, big news, kim had the baby, finally. >> saturday morning, kim kardashian had the baby. the baby was five weeks early. >> was kanye in the delivery room? >> yeah, he was there the whole time. >> can you
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captioning sponsored by cbs andwarner bros. television captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (male announcer) previously on hell's kitchen... after zach was eliminated... yay! (announcer) jon was the last man standing. i'm the rooster among the hens. estrogen everywhere. (announcer) and with only five chefs remaining, everyone was focused on one thing. i... want... a... black... jacket. (announcer) but first, chef ramsay surprised the chefs with a visit from their families. oh, my god, it's my family! (announcer) and after an emotional reunion, he shocked them once again. all five of you are gonna get black jackets. [all cheer] well done. (announcer) their first challenge in black jackets was a real pressure cooker. you've all got 45 minutes. so grab your pressure cooker, and create a stunning five-star dish.
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these two actually high-five each other like, yeah, we got him, bro. being followed by a camera. we believe the camera's a police officer on top of a roof. they get underneath this tree and begin getting out of their hooded protester garb. guy takes his hoodie off, starts walking more casually, more casually. jacket's off now. >> a woman. >> a girl. >> a girl protester. totally changes, a change of clothes in her backpack. long, blond hair. news articles out of the chile saying protester turned into a beautiful blond. >> wow. >> right before our eyes we're seeing it. starts to walk way with her friend, right there, looked like any scene out of any college part of the world. >> right. >> as the video goes on it cuts to a quite different video. you can see that's the exact same girl, white tank top, jean shorts, long blond hair being approached by these rioters. and we see the same girl being led away by the riot police. she thought it was a tricky move, didn't change, but didn't know there was an eye in the sky. >> this day and age you need to expect that a camera somewhere is goi
these two actually high-five each other like, yeah, we got him, bro. being followed by a camera. we believe the camera's a police officer on top of a roof. they get underneath this tree and begin getting out of their hooded protester garb. guy takes his hoodie off, starts walking more casually, more casually. jacket's off now. >> a woman. >> a girl. >> a girl protester. totally changes, a change of clothes in her backpack. long, blond hair. news articles out of the chile...
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kids who endured physical abuse from bros or sisters were more likely to report mental health issues later. researchers hope it will make parents more aware of the lasting effects of childhood interactions. >>> a new study suggests what preschoolers are eating could show if they will have heart problems later in life. researchers found 3 to 5-year-old children with little variety were at higher risk of heart problems than adults. experts say parents should urge children to listen to their bodies to determine when and how much good.o food they eat. >>> zesesame street is tackling something new, incarceration. >> my3gmç dad -- my dad's in ja >> alex is the first muppet to have a parent in jail. the sesame workshop createden online tool kit to help kids with a parent in jail find support. creators say it's easier for kids to hear about things like this from a much pet rather than a grown-up. >>> we'll be right back with an impending shortage in primary >>> one medical association warns we're about to see a critical shortage in the number of primary care physicians. marianne favro is li
kids who endured physical abuse from bros or sisters were more likely to report mental health issues later. researchers hope it will make parents more aware of the lasting effects of childhood interactions. >>> a new study suggests what preschoolers are eating could show if they will have heart problems later in life. researchers found 3 to 5-year-old children with little variety were at higher risk of heart problems than adults. experts say parents should urge children to listen to...
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[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] > today on "tmz" >> >> i got keri hilson. >> i'm very, very jealous of her. in her hand she has cronut. you can only get like two and they're very hard to get. >> i know somebody who might make them for us. >> paula deen? [laughter] >> eddy van halen at the airport. he's smoking an e-cigarette. not even the normal looking ones. super dorky. >> he had throat cancer. >> the future of nba is looking
[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] > today on "tmz" >> >> i got keri hilson. >> i'm very, very jealous of her. in her hand she has cronut. you can only get like two and they're very hard to get. >> i know somebody who might make them for us. >> paula deen? [laughter] >> eddy van halen at the airport. he's smoking an e-cigarette. not even the normal looking ones. super dorky. >> he had throat cancer....
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well, stay old, bro, because that looks terrible. - dress your age. - i like 'em. i think they make me look sexy. i am getting a tremendous amount of enjoyment watching you parade around in those things. so i say keep them. - yeah? - yeah. like a humpty dumpty vibe going on with those.
well, stay old, bro, because that looks terrible. - dress your age. - i like 'em. i think they make me look sexy. i am getting a tremendous amount of enjoyment watching you parade around in those things. so i say keep them. - yeah? - yeah. like a humpty dumpty vibe going on with those.
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>> yeah, come on, bro. shoot again. >> got to make it do what it do. you feel me? heck, yeah. what's that? >> come on! >> i knew it. >> what are you doing out here? >> praying. >> heavenly father. >> listen. you two little boys go home right now. you come inside. >> why, miss ella? it's still early. you know, street lights ain't even on yet. >> we ain't even doing nothing but just kicking it. come on, now. >> listen to me. you need to go on down the street, kick it on down the street somewhere before i start kicking. now give me all of that money that's in your pocket. >> oh, no, no, no, no. this was for charity. >> don't you play with me. give me that money out of your pocket. >> it was for save the children. >> did you hear me? >> okay. >> deshawn, you know we do not allow you to shoot dice. what is wrong with you? honey, a boy your age should be concentrating on becoming a professional. >> i am a professional. count them bills. tell me what i made. >> how's school? >> oh, you know, it's all good in the 'hood. ♪ bounce, bounce whoa! >> go on. >> what are you doing here? >>
>> yeah, come on, bro. shoot again. >> got to make it do what it do. you feel me? heck, yeah. what's that? >> come on! >> i knew it. >> what are you doing out here? >> praying. >> heavenly father. >> listen. you two little boys go home right now. you come inside. >> why, miss ella? it's still early. you know, street lights ain't even on yet. >> we ain't even doing nothing but just kicking it. come on, now. >> listen to me. you...
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if itability bro abilitin't bro? >> a couple programs they're pointing to. i think the american people have a great unease with the idea of the government being in possession of so much data. and i think there's a better way. the better way would be to have the telecommunication companies retain their own records. >> why didn't that exist? we were told they couldn't keep records that go back that far. >> i think some of them probably have the capacity to do it. it's not technologically all that difficult. if that's the only issue and the government has the technology, we ought to share that technology with communications companies. help them retain their own data. but that i think would be more protective of the privacy interests of the american people than requiring us to get all the data and query it. >> as we head toward the weekend, a lot of people are paying close attention to what happened yesterday. the farm bill failed miserably in the house. a lot of people thought this is the type of stuff that usually is a beacon of bipartisanship. what does that
if itability bro abilitin't bro? >> a couple programs they're pointing to. i think the american people have a great unease with the idea of the government being in possession of so much data. and i think there's a better way. the better way would be to have the telecommunication companies retain their own records. >> why didn't that exist? we were told they couldn't keep records that go back that far. >> i think some of them probably have the capacity to do it. it's not...