dennis miller came in second brian williams is down there with 7%. who you got? >> i cannot imagine dan -- dennis miller. hasn't he gone right wing? that is not going to work. tina fey. she is by far the most talented, funniest on that list. >> she is fantastic. i will watch any series she does. chelsea handler is the woman i wanted in this job. maybe if she were chelsea handler. >> she is fantastic. she has done talk shows before which is something that tina fey has not done. chelsea handler is my gal. and someone to defend hillary clinton because he is an expert on defending the clintons. lenny davis is next. ♪ >> our guest tonight is a veteran defender of the clintons and that is why he is here with us. or more white house special can't -- lenny davis. let -- when is the last time you spoke to her? >> as the wednesday night gala of the great foundation that does a lot of great works but it was last wednesday night. >> so recently. various outlets are reporting that she will do a press conference or do some kind of media availability to address the e-mail con

>> i cannot imagine dennis miller. hasn't he gone right wing? you are going to replace jon stewart -- that will never happen. tina fey. without question. she is by far the most talented, funniest on that list. >> i love tina fey she is , fantastic. i will watch any series she does. but not for this job. chelsea handler is the woman i wanted in this job. she is fantastic. she is vulgar she is smart, she has done talk shows before, and she has handled political stuff. chelsea handler is my gal. coming up someone to defend , hillary clinton because he is an expert on defending the clintons. lenny davis is next. ♪ >> our guest tonight is a veteran defender of the clintons and that is why he is here with us. former white house special counsel lenny davis. when is the last time you spoke to hillary clinton? >> i spoke to her and president clinton at the wednesday night gala at the great foundation that does a lot of great works. wednesday night. >> so recently. various outlets are reporting that secretary clinton will do a press conference, or do so

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dennis miller is second followed by john oliver greg ferguson brian williams and chelsea handler. >> you get it faster. everybody gets it faster. >> is that the first lady's best oprah impersonation. she posted that video yesterday calling on students to sends in videos about how their school is filling out their free application for free student aid. the winning school will get a special visit from mrs. obama at graduation. that's your morning dish of scrambled politics. coming up on 22 minutes past the hour let's bring in jonathan allen. thanks for joining us. >> good morning. >> you wrote a book about hillary clinton. you apparently know a little bit about her. she didn't reveal any bomb shells yesterday. so why did she even hold this press conference a lot sooner? >> there was one really unexpected piece of news there which is she deleted some of her personal e-mail. that's not something that had been disclosed before. she held the press conference mostly because there were people in her own party beginning to question her judgment on this that were beginning to question whether

dennis miller has attempted, right? >> i would suggest all of you to go back and look at the fox news attempt at about -- in 2007 or eight they tried a 12 episode show. >> didn't work. >> not at all. i think there's something to be said for the political philosophy of looking -- i mean it's mine and i think if you look at sort of all of these shows, it's -- if you look at somebody, who has been given the gift of power. >> right. >> and they use it stupidly, or they use it to manipulate the greater good, those should be your targets, right? so if you look at conservatism as a whole, which is like stay the course, you know, there's not a whole lot of like, let's open up our minds and look at this, like this seems to be working, this is our philosophy, it's -- we believe in, you know, faith and family and this, and the faith is christianity, and that doesn't expand too much, and the family is, you know, straight, secular, husband-wife, traditional family instead of family means a lot of things, and so when you stick with t

that's ri2lx pets dennis miller on that. also the man whoár plays nazarene in "jesus" is a muslim. we'll talk about that next. >>> in brazil check out this video, you can see the large crater open in the middle of a highway, the bus literally falls right in and goes floating downstream. oh my grrñ amazingly, everyone able to escape, no one hurt. this video taken by a witness going viral across brazil as you could imagine, on social media. >>> tomorrow it's international waffle day, mgssbhg says waffles with maple syrup two cups oné green tea. charles says lots of butter and maple syrup, a banana sliced on top and glass of milk also. i'm gretchen, here's shep. >> charging bowe bergdahl. the u.s. army sergeant spent yearsgl white house traded him for five guantanamo bay detainees. his lawyer says the army is to charge him with des certification. we could very well find out what investigators learned in a news conference scheduled minutes from now, so let's get to it. >> shepard smith reporting live from the fox news desk. >> now we know the military will charge sergeant bowe bergda

miller and 8% preferred john oliver who is locked up at hbo. tina fey hosting "the daily show" might look something like this. or she might do something completely different. >> president bush again defended secretary of defense donald rumsfeld saying you are doing a suburb job. our nation owes you a debt of gratitude. this time, rumsfeld was like, you're screwing with me, right? tempers boiled when senator kennedy threatened to subpoena records and the chairman had to slam his gavel twice before boredom was restored. as california's wildfire season got under way, a 4.5 earthquake hit santa barbara. said governor arnold schwarzenegger, these earthquakes are fantastic. i promise your more action and excitement. soon we're going to have a super mega tornado, giant sinkholes. we're going to make california the number one action state in the country. [ applause ] >> krystal ball, it's the perfect audition tape. >> that was like schwarzenegger meets donald trump. there was something a little trump-esque about that. i would be super psyched if tina f

i know you have been there like five or six times you and dennis rodman. kim jong un the great leader, is telling his armed forces to ramp up for a war against the u.s.a. how do you think vegas would handicap that war miller? >> i don't know. this kid looks me. he looks like a super good -- >> sure he does. >> sure he does. yeah he looks sharp. >> he looks like king jong un kardashian to me. i fear north korea less i fear the other whack jobs. at least north korea are godless men whereas the other guys are god-driven member. i think we can get out this kid. we can sneak somebody a few shekels and get somebody to go in and do him at night. pranked him by cutting off his sideburns. have him sneak in the middle of the night and do the guy. you brought up rodman. maybe we send rodman back over as i said before in the wedding dress. he chats the kid up. geghts gets a little flirtatious. marries rodman becomes the first lady of north korea. and ends up divorcing the kid. the kid is devastated and we get half their money. maybe that's a play. awful i know is i fe