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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> gunfire erupts outside a bay area mall leaving a row of cars riddled with bullets. >> i'm christian hartnett at san francisco's alamo square where costumed runners will fill these streets tomorrow for the annual bay to breakers race. we'll tell you about some changes designed to keep the craziness in check. >> and building bridges by breaking bread. the bay area county working to change the way young people think about poli >>> your realtime captioner is linda marie macdonald. >>>
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> it's 1212:59, and 59 seconds this happened on youtube. you know unmanned terrified killing mans most of them separated by divorced guys and cargo shortses, are you pretty sure if you had to you could probably outrun one not any more take a look at this supercharged quad copter. what the [bleep]. wait, wait wait wait we're all going to die! yeah. we're so [bleep] in the a. i mean it's like -- >> funny that i said [bleep] but then used a. we are so-- in the buns. don't worry out there in the world is a lone warrior. a protector. ladies and gentlemen i give you a flying lawn mower. >> yes. this lawn mower that you see before you has taken cotton eyed joe and made it achieve humanity's dream of flight it is all of us and we are it. nothing could make this better except-- ♪ ♪ jesus take the wheel ♪ ♪ take it from my hand. >> take the wheel and give it to a flying lawn mower. oh my god i have seen the alpha and the omega all things are possible. but wait, ♪ ♪ it's so beautiful. >> fl
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> it's 1212:59, and 59 seconds this happened on youtube. you know unmanned terrified killing mans most of them separated by divorced guys and cargo shortses, are you pretty sure if you had to you could probably outrun one not any more take a look at this supercharged quad copter. what the [bleep]. wait, wait wait wait we're all going to die! yeah. we're so [bleep] in the a. i mean it's like --...
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captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org annenberg media ♪ rrator: europe is perhaps the region most associated with supranationalism-- the voluntary association of three or more countries. one example of supranationalism is the european union-- an economic alliance designed to improve european competitiveness in the world economy. but this alliance is more than just economic. it is also europe's attempt to forge a community with common values even as individual state identity is maintained. strasbourg is located on the border of france and germany and has endured centuries of conflict between those two nations. today, it is one seat of the european union-- a symbol of modern unity. as political boundaries become more permeable, perceptions of place change as well as deeper, more personal meanings of national identity. when state boundaries become porous, what does it mean to be french or german or european? strasbourg serves as one of three centers for the european union. this medium-sized city of 250,000 is not a major player in europe's financial or industrial arenas.
captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org annenberg media ♪ rrator: europe is perhaps the region most associated with supranationalism-- the voluntary association of three or more countries. one example of supranationalism is the european union-- an economic alliance designed to improve european competitiveness in the world economy. but this alliance is more than just economic. it is also europe's attempt to forge a community with common values even as individual state identity...
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tral captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> beck. this happened on dpa today. trouble space pain russian supply ship en route to the international space station is it spinning out of control like a drunk little potato bug. sulu, on screen. there it is. oh, motion sick. the space station had some trouble with the supply ships lately. earlier this year they had to get a shipment of stuff from earth have a dragon "x," a freighter sounds like it was named after a jackie chan porno. comedians what is something you would like to see delivered if you were on the space station. a wolf's asshole. >> chris: i didn't ask you to justify it. max. >> a ride back to earth? because space is boring. stars! no air! snore. >> chris: emily heller. >> your ass because it's already out of this world. turn around. ( laughter ) ( applause ) displ it's time to start "@midnight." captioning sponsored by comedy central >> chris: welcome to "@midnight." i'm chris hardwick. wolf's ass hole. >>un what my money's on your ass. tonight's comedians are: from "bob's burgers," sundays on fox, it'
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twix red by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh acces >> sugar, bumble bees, milk, cotton, polyblend pony hair, oatmeal, salt. i should probably also mention i'm a ♪ (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> larry: tonightly. we go where no late night show dares to go, a black neighborhood in baltimore. ( laughter ) ( applause ) i'm sitting down with rival gang members at a diner, proving once again that i will risk my life for pie. ( laughter ) ( applause ) conservatives argued to the supreme court that allowing gay marriage would somehow lead to more abortions. would someone please explain to these people where babies come from? ( applause ) here ye, here ye! "the nightly show" is now in session. let's do this! ( cheers and applause )
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access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, cbs launches a reality show pitting poor people against other poor people. it's called "the briefcase," because the name "hunger games" was already taken. ( laughter ) ( applause ) the united states asks some hard questions to fifa, the organization behind the worldcup. questions like: "what's a world cup?" ( laughter ) ( applause ) we ask the question, "when is it okay to take a breastfeeding selfie?" the answer is "always" and "how do i find you on the 'gram?" lace up your cleats and pull out your teats! this is the nightly show! captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thank you very much! welcome to "nightly show." such a great audience tonight. i'm larry wilmore. we've got a great show for you tonight. the hilarious stars of "broad city" abbi jacobson and glaze here tonight. they are in the house very funny. tonight, so excited, we're going to talk about soccer. yeah yeah, hockey that ball-kicking game, and hopefully something scores in 90 minutes. ( applause ) all right so why am i talking abou
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now, that's progressive. red by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh acces >> sugar, bumble bees, milk, cotton, polyblend pony hair, oatmeal, salt. i should probably also mention i'm a >> larry: tonightly, former patriots tightened aaron hernandez will spend life in prison. guys, i told you this play game was serious. a florida man makes a statement by landing a helicopter on the lawn of the u.s. capitol. and that statement is people from florida be cray-cray. plav plav also we're discussing conspiracy theories because we're trying to braem neil degrasse tyson's brain. (cheers and applause) >> larry: so put down the remote put on your tin foil hat this is the nightly show. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central --. >> larry: yes. thank you very much. thank you. welcome. >> . >> larry: thank you very much. welcome to the nightly show. i'm your host larry wilmore. (cheers and applause) >> larry: thank you very much. you're very kind. you're very kind. we've got to get to this. there are a few stories in the news i want to talk about. let's get to
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access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org features videos from the internet and is intended for a mature audience. comedy central does not condone the activities performed and discourages anyone from attempting them. enjoy. >> oh, my god! >> too many thesbos were injured for that not to be considered a hate crime. welcome to tosh.0. i'd like to dedicate this episode to my mother since i was unable to reserve us a table for brunch at perkins over the weekend. tonight, i talk pigskin with this porker i make someone new-new stick their head in doo-doo, and i channel my inner illegal immigrant. now, it's always something with the drama club.
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access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, cbs launches a reality show pitting poor people against other poor people. it's called "the briefcase," because the name "hunger games" was already taken. ( laughter ) ( applause ) the united states asks some hard questions to fifa, the organization behind the worldcup. questions like: "what's a world cup?" ( laughter ) ( applause ) we ask the question, "when is it okay to take a breastfeeding selfie?" the answer is "always" and "how do i find you on the 'gram?" lace up your cleats and pull out your teats! this is the nightly show!
access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, cbs launches a reality show pitting poor people against other poor people. it's called "the briefcase," because the name "hunger games" was already taken. ( laughter ) ( applause ) the united states asks some hard questions to fifa, the organization behind the worldcup. questions like: "what's a world cup?" ( laughter ) ( applause ) we ask the question, "when is it okay to take a breastfeeding...
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>> well, congratulations to captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly jeb bush accidentally says he runs for president which is better than an bush actually becoming president. a college student tells jeb bush that his brother created isis. jeb replies told you he was a job creator. (laughter) >> larry: the fda finally lets gay men donate blood provided they haven't had sex for a area. here that gay nerds the red cross wants you. (laughter) >> larry: lay back and relax this won't hurt a bit. this is the nightly show. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> larry: whooo! i can feel it. welcome to the nightly show. so exciting such a great show, man i'm social sighted. the fightly show say completely g rated show. if any of you have been expecting some [bleep] or any of that kind of [bleep] we don't do that. we don't do that here. (applause) >> larry: not what we do. all i'm saying. (laughter) we have a great-- so excited. the mad men series finale is this sunday and we got pete campbell him
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access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, ben carson announces he's running for president. i haven't heard anything that shaky since jamie foxx tried to sing the national anthem. (laughter) rand paul says he's glad his campaign didn't stop in baltimore. i've got a good idea of where else his campaign won't be stopping. (laughter) and finally... bill nye the science guy is here. we'll probe the science of a grown man still trying to pull off a bow tie. (laughter) no justice, no peace, no "the nightly show"! let's do this! captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ >> larry: thank you very much! thank you! thank you. thank you! (audience chanting larry) >> larry: oh, that's good! very nice! larry... very good, very good! welcome to the "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. we have a great program tonight. bill nye the science guy the joining us on panel, so that should be a lot of fun. i have a lot of science questions for him. but first, it's time for an election update. roll that beautiful intro! ♪ yeah, it's the unblackening! who's going to try to unblacken us now? >>
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access group at wgbh acces >> sugar, bumble bees, milk, cotton, polyblend pony hair, oatmeal, salt. i should probably also mention i'm a >> larry: tonightly, former patriots tightened aaron hernandez will spend life in prison. guys, i told you this play game was serious. a florida man makes a statement by landing a helicopter on the lawn of the u.s. capitol. and that statement is people from florida be cray-cray. plav plav also we're discussing conspiracy theories because we're trying to braem neil degrasse tyson's brain. (cheers and applause) >> larry: so put down the remote put on your tin foil hat this is the nightly show. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central --. >> larry: yes. thank you very much. thank you. welcome. >> . >> larry: thank you very much. welcome to the nightly show. i'm your host larry wilmore. (cheers and applause) >> larry: thank you very much. you're very kind. you're very kind. we've got to get to this. there are a few stories in the news i want to talk about. let's get to the biggest oning and by biggest i mean a six foot 1 murderer. >
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captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org "unreal" constance zimmer pee pea @jimdaniielski can cab kappa delta rho cannavale >> >> larry: tonightly, the justice department brings the hammer down on cleveland's police department-- one of the only weapons cleveland hasn't used on unarmed blacks. advertisers are fleeing in droves from t.l.c.'s "19 kids and counting." when asked if it had to do with the molestation scandal, they said, "no, we just finally watched an episode."
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access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> dave: i remember-- i always remember you told me several years ago you told everybody that you were very lucky man. huet beautiful life and a lovely family but that your wife is under the impression that she's married to ben stiller. ( laughter ). >> yeah. i let her go with that one. >> dave: now listen, this is fantastic. i was told-- and i hope this is correct-- that you have a special presentation. >> of course. i've been trying to write this song for you for the last-- >> dave: a song. ( cheers and applause ). >> i'll go sing it for you. >> dave: all right. >> i hate-- i hate going over there. >> dave: paul? everyone. >> no, it's just me. i don't think the employs or the ladies heard it yet. but i love you. i hate leaving the couch but i gotta go do it. >> dave: adam sandler, ladies and gentlemen. >> thanks, guys. okay. all right. i swear to you i'm a little emotional. i'm going to try not to get too. here we go. oh boy. here we go. ♪ listen there is no better man than good old david letterman. ♪ and no one gets juli
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what do you all media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly... george zimmerman is reportedly shot in the face during a road rage incident. that totally wouldn't have happened... if he was in jail. conservatives criticize michelle obama because she gave a commencement speech. i'm just kidding. they criticized her because she's black. come on. everybody knows that. and a new study finds that people do not get happier when they have more sex. why am i never called when they do these studies? step away from the remote-- this is "the nightly show!" captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thank you very much. welcome to the show. i'm larry wilmore. >> larry! larry! larry! larry! larry! larry! >> larry: ramp it up. thank you very much. thank you. man, we have an incredible show for you tonight, tv's ali wentworth is here. fun fact-- we were both flag girls on "in living color." fun fact. author dan savage and a very special visit from morgan freeman who sits down with soul daddy. ( cheers and applause ) really good show
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org tonight: the new family is finally back home in the bay area.. in a story you'll see -- only on 5. >>> this baby boy spent the first month of his life trapped in mexico. the family is back home in the bay area in a story you will see only on 5. >> aim achristian hartnet in livermore. where a group remembers the mother and daughter killed by a suspected dui driver. >> it is about the last place that comes to mind when you think of conservation. but this bay area water park says it is under way to keep the pools full you used to sleep like a champ. then boom... what happened? stress, fun, bad habits kids, now what? let's build a new, smarter bed using the dualair chambers to sense your movement, heartbeat, breathing. introducing the sleep number bed with sleepiq™ technology. it tracks your sleep and tells you how to adjust for a good better and an awesome night. the difference? try adjusting up or down you'll know cuz sleep iq™ tells you. only at a sleep number store. where you'll find the best buy
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> this mother's day weekend we are with gloria and her mom, tie tyra banks and her mom. >>> we are talking to melissa rivers. it's her first mother's day without joan. >> i go in my closet and just cry. >> a daughter's painful decision to say good-bye. >> once they removed the ventilator, i got into the bed with her and held her. >> star lessons from your mom. >> i will be there with you. >> they are always with us through the good times -- >> the bad times. >> they told me she wasn't going to make it. >> the tears. >> my mom has done an incredible job. you don't realize. >> i don't want to make you cry. >> she has great taste. >> clooney talks amal
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access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly jeb bush accidentally says he runs for president which is better than an bush actually becoming president. a college student tells jeb bush that his brother created isis. jeb replies told you he was a job creator. (laughter) >> larry: the fda finally lets gay men donate blood provided they haven't had sex for a area. here that gay nerds the red cross wants you. (laughter) >> larry: lay back and relax this won't hurt a bit. this is the nightly show. (cheers and applause)
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the wild boarcaptioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> the nightly, rick santorum wants to bomb isis back to the 7th century and rick santorum here's an idea, you go with them. our reporter says something stupid to ted cruz. no i didn't say that backyard wards. an tom brady suspended for four gamesafter deflate gate. proving that the nfl treats the abusing footballs twice as harshly as a becausing-- abusing women am time to drop some bombs y'all, this is the nightly show. captioning sponsored by comedy central
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that's 30,000 people media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly. it's cinco de mayo. or as mexicans call it racist halloween. ( laughter ) a controversial event ends with two criminals shot dead in texas-- or as the rest of the country calls it a normal day in texas. ( laughter ) the dust fire erupted over a cartoon. you knew having marmaduke was a bad idea. this is the "nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thank you very much! >> audience: larry! larry! larry! >> larry: thank you. welcome to "the nightly show." we have a great program. dean obeidallah and lavell crawford joining us on the panel tonight. very funny guys. before we get to our top story, cinco de mayo, right? i want to give a quick shout-out to my latino
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captioning sponsored by wnet captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> pbs newshour weekend is made possible by: corporate funding is provided by mutual of america-- designing customized individual and group retirement products. that's why we are your retirement company. additional support is provided by: and by the corporation for public broadcasting and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. funding for this program provided by the national federation of music clubs. an organization dedicated to finding and fostering young musical talent explore new worlds and new ideas through programs like this made available for everyone through contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you thank you i'm richard glazier. i've loved music, movies and broadway musicals since i was 9 years old. it all started when i saw the 1943 film "girl crazy", with music by george and ira gershwin. i loved the songs in that film so much i wrote a fan letter to ira gershwin. he answered me and we became "pen pals" for several years. through ira i met joh
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> your realtime captioner is linda marie macdonald. >>> now at 6:00 one of the bay area's hottest neighborhoods now a new look at the giants' billion-dollar waterfront plan. will it be a home run among voters? good evening. the giants mission rock development would fit just across mccovey cove at pier 48 a few blocks from the new arena the warriors want to build. simon perez shows us the giants' new neighborhood is getting early support. simon. >> reporter: indeed it is, liz. the giants held a press conference here this morning to make the announcement that its mission rock development plan is going to go before voters on the november ballot. it's here that the team wants to build housing, retail and parks and from the looks of it, there is a lot of support. in the shadow of the stadium sits 28 acres of land that makes developers' mouths water. this is what's planned. opened space with views of the bay, a community square likened to what washington square park is in the city's north beach neighborhoo
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> your realtime captioner is linda marie macdonald. >>> now at 6:00 one of the bay area's hottest neighborhoods now a new look at the giants' billion-dollar waterfront plan. will it be a home run among voters? good evening. the giants mission rock development would fit just across mccovey cove at pier 48 a few blocks from the new arena the warriors want to build. simon perez shows us the...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org red by comedy central from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> jon: we've got a good show! we made a good show today! oh we've got a nice show. kristen wiig -- boy, she's good -- (cheers and applause) she's going to come out and i'm going to get her to admit her complicity in the false buildup to the iraq war -- i think. (laughter) all right. first! you know, the sepublicans there are fat, fat! the 2016 candidates drms have decided to skip t
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org . >> ♪ >> i'm natasha brown. next on "eyewitness news" remembering beau biden. the former delaware attorney general and son of vice president joe biden passed away after a battle with brain cancer. we hear from those who knew him well. justin. >> i'm tracking showers and thunderstorms as we finish off the weekend and head into the upcoming work week. complete details in the eyewitness weather forecast. >> plus, a crane accident injures 10 people in manhattan. details next on "eye there are a lot of channels on your tv but only so many you want to watch what if you could pay for the types of channels you want and not the ones you don't now, fios brings you a totally new way to customize your tv. starting at $74.99 per month with no annual contract. get custom tv, including internet and phone. price guaranteed for two years. or from now until june 8th get a $400 visa prepaid card when you sign a two-year agreement. go to getfios.com. cable just gives you channels. fios gives you choice. call the verizon cent
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> linda macdonald is captioning for you in real time. >>> missing in the mountains. a bay area father and his two you can children going on a camping trip in the sierra and now no sign of them. tonight a family getaway last turned into a massive search effort. remotes parts of sierra and plumas counts are being searched. maria medina says friends are nervous but have reason to hope for the best. >> reporter: he goes off roading every chance he gets and knows what he is doing out there. >> i'm hoping he is stuck and trying to wait it out. >> reporter: even as the search for his friend and business partner stretches into the third day, bradley roberts says he is hopeful. >> he is an experienced off road-er. he is used to being in the woods. he rode a motorcycle from alaska to the tip of south america through the jungles of colombia. >> reporter: on tuesday, nicholas vlahos disappeared into the sierra with his 3-year- old daughter and 5-year-old son. bradley says nicholas went camping with his parents and
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> announcer: the following program is sponsored by st. jude children's research hospital. >> i was just absolutely terrified. >> is this gonna be the last time i might see my daughter? >> and the doctor said, "go directly to st. jude." they said, if we hadn't got her there, she maybe would've had two more days to live. >> when you have cancer, you have to have a lot of hope. >> without the help of st. jude, he wouldn't be here today. >> it could happen to anybody that you love. tomorrow we're gonna wake up and another parent is gonna hear, "your child has cancer." >> hi. i'm marlo thomas. and i want you to meet some of the bravest, most inspiring children in the world. these kids are fighting for their lives every day at st. jude children's research hospital. >> announcer: kaelyn's parents
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> your realtime captioner is linda marie macdonald. >>> now at 6:00, word of a possible punishment in pro football's "deflate-gate." the nfl may be coming down hard on patriots quarterback and bay area native tom brady. let's get right to joe vazquez on what the league may have in store for the quarterback. >> reporter: i think it's safe to say tom brady is a hero to a lot of folks here in his hometown of san mateo to the entire region of new england, but the nfl apparently is convinced he is a cheater and that he should be punished. super bowl winner tom brady will sit out some games next season. the "new york daily news" says roger goodell will announce the suspension next week. it comes after an investigation found tom brady, quote, was at least generally aware that the patriots were deflating footballs before a play-off games against the indianapolis colts. how long will the suspension last? csn new england reports the patriots are fearful that the nfl will suspected brady for six to eight games.
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.w >>> gunfire breaks out in a neighborhood park in prince georges county. one person is dead. three are hurt. hello, i am debra alfarone. >> i am bruce johnson. breaking news tonight. families, including children, were enjoying ardmore park this afternoon when gunfire erupted. county police say a car rolled up, shots rang out from one of the vehicle's windows into a crowd of people on the basketball court. >> four people were hit. one is now dead. garrett is live on the scene in springdale where he talked to witnesses and police. >> reporter: you can tell by the size. crime scene behind me this is a very big and on the weekends a very active community park. i spoke to some folks
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captioning sponsored by wnet captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> pbs newshour weekend is made possible by: corporate funding is provided by mutual of america-- designing customized individual and group retirement products. that's why we are your retirement company. additional support is provided by: and by the corporation for public broadcasting and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. explore new worlds and new ideas through programs like this made available for everyone through contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. ♪ what's it all about... ♪ ♪ alfie? ♪ for over half a century burt bacharach has enriched the soundtrack of our lives, creating some of the most beautiful music ever. i'm robert wagner, and i'd like to invite you to enjoy a wonderfully melodic journey with my music. it's "burt bacharach's best," here on pbs. ladies and gentlemen, mr. burt bacharach. ♪ what the world needs now ♪ ♪ is love sweet love ♪ robert wagner: his big break was arranging and conducting for the lege
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apply online or at a bank of america near you. red by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh acces >> sugar, bumble bees, milk, cotton, polyblend pony hair, oatmeal, salt. i should probably also mention i'm a damn! check out that dumper! hey, girl! fart that ass in my face! (record scratching) what's wrong with my ass? pretty face? so what? big boobs? big deal! hi, i'm martin daniels. recent clinical studies have shown that these days the ass is where it's at. black and latino men have enjoyed a shapely bottom for years, but now even normal guys are into it. ♪ introducing swanks push 'em downs named very much without her permission after hilary swank in "boys don't cry." get your badonkadonk out of its badonka-funk! using some classified nasa technology, but mostly bungee cords, swanks push your glutes up and your breasts down and around into your ass causing minor internal bleeding and major external hotness a condition known in the medical community as worth it. hi, i'm amy schumer, and for years, i've enjoyed excellent breasts and the male respect that they broug
apply online or at a bank of america near you. red by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh acces >> sugar, bumble bees, milk, cotton, polyblend pony hair, oatmeal, salt. i should probably also mention i'm a damn! check out that dumper! hey, girl! fart that ass in my face! (record scratching) what's wrong with my ass? pretty face? so what? big boobs? big deal! hi, i'm martin daniels. recent clinical studies have shown that these days the ass is where it's at. black and...
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television captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org jay, should i get rid of this? the hat, the jacket, or the cane? actually, yes. just yes. we're having a yard sale for our social studies class to raise money for unicef. the point is for us to learn about global altruism. no, the point is for us to raise more money than miss cooper's class so we get a pizza and a pool party. your cynicism makes me sad for our world. ease up, delgado. i've seen you with a pizza. ugh. i hate garage sales. bunch of shady characters going through my stuff. why can't i just write a check? ay relax, jay. it's just a couple of people in the driveway. yeah, that's where it starts. then it's, "it's just a local call." "can i use your bathroom?" "my mother needs to lie down." no, it just stinks. he did write a check. shh! the less he knows the better. you're not even here anymore. but it's my stuff. where's mom? luke, take me to mom. and move slow. i'm still drunk -ing my coffee. mom! what's the problem? uh, tell luke not to sell my stuff? honey, come on. give it up. even john mayer doesn't
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org from comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: we have a tremendous program that we have crafted. artisanly. >> our guest tonight peter dinklage from the "game of thrones"! >> the game involving thrones. but we begin with recent very exciting international diplomacy news. a breakthrough deal to limit iran's nuclear program. >> the deal between iran, united states and five other countries.
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org from comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: we have a tremendous program that we have crafted. artisanly. >> our guest tonight peter dinklage from the "game of thrones"! >> the game involving thrones. but we begin with recent very exciting international diplomacy...