candidate who arguably stretched the truth the most when it came to the videos is carly fiorina. she was challenged repeatedly by journalist fact checking her claims, and for months she refused to back down. like in this interview last month on cnn. >> the videos were edited. you know that. the scenes that were depicted -- >> actually, i don't know that. >> -- of course they were edited. having this conversation. >> no, no, no. let's be careful about what we're saying. of course they were edited. what you're saying is -- >> oh, let's be very careful about what we're saying, chris. let's be very careful about what we're saying. >> you were saying that the -- >> seth: she's got a real glenn close in "fatal attraction" vibe there. [ laughter ] "let's be very careful about what we're saying!" so carly fiorina made these lies a huge part of her campaign. and after they were repeatedly proven false, she doubled-down on them. but hey, she took that gamble and it paid off. if she hadn't, she might not be polling as high as ninth place. [ laughter ] look, the abortion debate is an emotional one.
. [ laughter ] republican hopeful carly fiorina said on unday that ted cruz will say whatever he needs to say to win the election and it's true. just this morning, ted cruz said, "hi, i'm hillary clinton." [ laughter ] but they knew. china this weekend formally replacno its one-child polic with a new law allowing two children per family, that way milies will have one child to play with while the other one's at work. [ laughter ] producers have announced that an upcoming stage production of "harry potter" will include a black actress as hermione. i'm sorry, a black muggle at wizards school being rescued from a troll? that's just unrealistic. [ laughter ] hawaii on january 1st became the raise the legal smoking age to 21, so if you're an 18-year-old in hawaii, say aloha to buying cigarettes and aloha to not buying cigarettes. [ laughter ] it's sort of -- i should explain, i cs sort of the holy grail here at late night for a writer to wrinite a joke about how aloha means hello and goodbye in hawalo and we still haven't cracked it. [ laughter ] we are going to keep trying. 'cause it's a big marke
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