he is the cool dude of all cool dudes. >> jimmy: he is. you want him to like you. >> yes, you want him to like you. and also, another actor, he's never seen a single one of my films. like at all. like guaranteed. he has no idea. so i've seen everything this man's done. >> jimmy: right. >> and he knows virtually nothing about me. so it was kind of like a first date. like really awkward. do i come on really strong? tell him how much i appreciate his work? >> jimmy: put your tongue down his throat, something like that.
online high school football team. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that is a killer sweater, dude. >> jimmy: that's right.
people have tried to sell us some real dudes, but this is worth something. when people see for themselves i don't have to convince them it's a good investment so when this guy walked into my shop i knew it was the real deal. >> it's time for a president who will stand up to runaway government. >> trust me, i know a good investment when i see one. >> trevor: i love this. that's the pawn stars guy. he helps thousands of americans are get the things they need like watches and guns and money for drugs. i think that's a soiled endorsement. >> trevor, rubio getting this
. >> it's okay. >> sssh. >> you're an absolutely incredible young girl. >> hey, you guys are big. >> dude. >> you're a finalist to go to
going to be on an island, dude, that i own." yeah. [ laughter ] did you see this? at one point, while obama was talking about the economy, joe biden leaned over to house speaker paul ryan and whispered something that they both laughed about. biden said it was a private joke between two statesmen, while ryan said, "he just whispered the word 'boobs.'" [ laughter and applause ] grow up. why would you do that? it's the state of the union. it's his last one, the last one. you don't have to do that. that's right, it was obama's seventh and final state of the union address, and because it was the last one, they decided to end it in a special way, which kind of surprised me. take a look at this. >> the state of our union is strong. don't don't don't don't don't you forget about me will you stand above me never love me rain keeps falling rain keeps falling down [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the bachelorette." the new "bachelorette." >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's the latest on the election. new polls found that bernie sanders is now ahead of hillary clinton among democrats
into a pillow fight, or a food fight. my cousin got into a food fight once. some dude whipped an avocado at him. just his hair got hurt. #lol." [ applause ] you see what i'm saying? you guys want one more example? >> audience: yeah! >> steve: a lot of hair stuff! >> jimmy: you sure about that? >> audience: yeah! >> jimmy: look, here's a a 140 character limit. the person tweeted, "high temp grees today. #wtf." with 10,000 character limit, the same person tweeted, "high temp of 18 degrees today. sure is cold. at least it's not snowing. i've never been hit by a a snowball. [ laughter ] my cousin got hit by a snowball once. some kid threw it at his head, but it hit him in the hair. #wtf." you see, the 10,000 character mit is obviously a big mistake. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: a lot of hair. >> jimmy: i agree with you. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: his cousin almost -- had a close call. >> steve: yeah, that's a close call when you get hit in the hair. >> jimmy: absolutely. guys, this is pretty exciting here. gem experts in sri lanka said they've discovered the biggest blue star sap
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