chris: so good. [ applause ] >> chris: next, ted cruz. >> repulso. [ applause ] >> chris: next, hillary clinton. >> ms. president. chris: next up martin shkreli. >> -- >> chris: finally, the koch brothers. >> hall & oats. chris: very good. [ applause ] >> chris: that's the end of "secret service code names." god damn it, mary lynn, i have to eliminate you. >> oh, guys -- [booing] >> can't we do something. hris: what. >> i'm pulling my shorts here, man. [cheers and applause] [ applause ] >> chris: i don't care. i'm not eliminating anyone in the show. [cheers and applause] >> better. >> chris: that means it's time to "hurdy flurdy burdy gurdy." it's "for the win!" sweden have always been known for their progressive views on sex. they'll even let you have sex with that guy from the ikea instructions. >> so unhappy about it. chris: he's thinking it's from ikea and the pieces don't fit. >> >> or a couple of nuts are left when you're done. >> oh your bork doesn't fit in my bjorn. >> chris: now well, now the youth wing of the swedish liberal party has filed a motion to legalize incest and necr

>> chris: thank you. >> points. >> chris: thank you. all right, now fiorina ended her campaign but not before visiting a busy cafe to see her fans. like this woman who didn't want to stop having breakfast here the entire time. >> there she is. (laughter). >> chris: yup. they don't give a [bleep] attitude in photo shop which of the following breat works the a. the last sirp, b, the mondaya lisa, c a beyonce music video. >> she is eating so it's got to be the last is upper. >> chris: that's good logic on your part and you are right. here she is. (applause) >> it just looks like she's just really pissed off that bread is unlevinned. you don't think she's eating the holy tooty fresh n fruitie breakfast. but have i to say we were bummed the other two didn't exist so our digital pod did what they do best which is to make our dreams come true. see what they cooked up. i work hard ♪ (applause). >> chris: i don't know why they didn't just make the video that way. on to our next topic. basketball. after a decisive victory in new hampshire democ

chris: let's find out. it is a micropenis. [ applause ] >> chris: silence! hitler has a tiny deformed penis. >> i would kill for a micro penis. >> chris: what? [laughing] >> i have, i have a nano penis. [laughing] >> chris: got ya. we do have a photo of hitler's tiny deformed penis, it looks like this. there it is. [ applause ] >> chris: according to the book he had a condition called hypospadius. the pee hole is located on the under side of the shaft. this guy was a disaster down there. history's greatest monitor had to pee sitting down. every time -- [laughing] >> chris: -- he had to have a wee. >> conversely ghandi had a big old dong. >> chris: won a noble prize with that big dick, ghandi. next topic, gronk aerbg's party. nfl superstar and real-life encino man, rob gronkowski, has been keeping himself busy this off-season by hosting his own party cruise. >> hey it's rob gronkowski here and i want to personally thank you for booking at gronk's party ship. and we got some wild activities for you to participate in with me and my family. [laughing] >> chris:

. >> chris: >> chris: yai. >> i'm a doctor. >> chris: all right, next up, this miss chiefous pair. what? >> katy. >> how to get murdered by a strong independent woman. >> chris: points. >> yeah! (cheers and applause). >> chris: alison. >> how to daik a covert [bleep] next to a car. no one will recognize it. no one is going to look over here, if they do it's hilarious. >> chris: look, he's pulling all those clean exes out of his mouth. next up, this ghostly fellow. alison brie. >> how to know you're poor. >> chris: points. >> couldn't even afford the scissors to cut out. katie o'brien. >> how to use a gift card at big lots. >> chris: yaitie. >> how to blend in on a sky fie original movie. >> yes, points, absolutely. >> chris: next up, this before and after ter picture. katie. >> how to get anderson coop tore pick a paint swatch. >> so remarkably-- so specific. >> so specific. and finally, this encounter with nature. alison. >> how to brag to your dog about how you go to school. >> yeah, dude. see this? see all this i got? for school. >> chris: points. katie o'brien. >> how to kill a

>>chris: next, nicki minaj. >> [beep]. chris: points. [laughing] >>chris: next, ellen degeneres. >> huge ivory collection. chris: points. you wouldn't know it have to keep that secret. that's the end of "hidden talent ranch." ben roy, you are sadly in third place by a odd number because triumph gave out weird points. do you have anything to say before we release you. >> i'm sad. i'm sad. i played the game right. watch trutv starting tomorrow night. [cheers and applause] >> chris: bathe that man in a red light. there you go. >>chris: that means it's time to take some upper classes. it's "for the win!" jonathan cheban is a wealthy man who is famous for wealthying around with the kardashians. according to a interview with newyou.com, cheban is taking a break from being seen at or near kim kardashian to open a school for the very rich. the international school of new york, located in trump tower because it's close to a hubris source, will teach privileged kids important things they need to know to get through life as privileged adults, like,

>> chris: welcome to "@midnight." i'm chris hardwick. tonight's comedians are: from "veep" on hbo season 5 premieres april 24. mr. scott adsit. you know what else scott does that is going to delight you? scott is the voice of bay max in "big hero 6." ( cheers and applause ) from "the x-files," mondays on fox, annabeth gish. ( cheers and applause ) it's so good! this has been a ( bleep ) amaze ooght show is incredible! >> yes. ( cheers and applause ) >> and it's breaking all sorts of worldwide ratings records. >> chris: congratulations. we're very excited to see you back on the show. >> thank you very much. >> chris: i'm a big fan of it. performing at the improv in arlington, texas, this weekend, his album "in the ball park" is available on itunes. mr. greg proops. ( cheers and applause ) now it's time to go to a place where we don't need reasons. it's "panderdome." ( cheers and applause ) here's a list of the top trendicles on the web today. the first thing we're going to talk about is daddy dearest. daddy dearest. belching sea lion with

. >> chris: yes. it's time to start "@midnight." captioning sponsored by comedy central [cheers and applause] welcome to @midnight. i'm chris hardwick. tonight is tag team tuesday. as represented haor. tonight's comedians are playing for three lucky followers of the @midnight twitter account, so they and their tag team partners will both be winners. tonight's comedians are, from "wild things with dominic monaghan," wednesdays on travel channel, it's dominic monaghan. [cheers and applause] you are playing for @fishgirl27. >> i love fish. chris: there she is doing her favorite thing, looking at a fish. >> chris: from "horace & pete" available on louisck.net, her half-hour special is on the comedy central app, it's liza treyger. [cheers and applause] >> chris: i'm going to spin the invisible -- >> i can't wait. chris: bleep, bleep, bleep you are playing for @imgonnasayitnow. >> chris: from "you deserve a drink" on youtube, author of "you deserve a drink" available in bookstores and amazon, it's mamrie ha

-mike: this is chris. -lemonis: how you doing, chris? chris: very nice to meet you. lemonis: i'm marcus. what do you do? chris: i order all the parts for manufacturing, finance. lemonis: so you're doing manufacturing and you're the accountant? chris: yeah. mike: chris left a corporate company, making six figures, and cut it in half to come work for sjc. he has mbas and an engineering background. lemonis: you a partner in the business? chris: we act like partners, but i have no equity stake in the business. -lemonis: so that's a no? -chris: yes, so... lemonis: so, something beautiful like this... what's your cost to make it -- materials and labor? chris: $680. lemonis: it was $680 to make this? what will you sell this piece for? mike: $795. lemonis: so at, basically, 15% margins. mike: right. lemonis: that's a lot of work for 15 points. -these things look badass. -mike: exactly. thank you. lemonis: your margins are not badass. -chris: right. -mike: right. lemonis: you really have to have a sustainable margin on any product to be able to pay your bills. i mean, their m

[cheers and applause] >> chris: welcome, kevin nealon. >> thank you, chris. >> chris: taping his next stand-up special at the polk theater in nashville march 19th, it's jim jefferies. [cheers and applause] >> chris: ripped from today's internet headlines, it's rapid refresh. here's a list of the most trendingest topics on the web today. red lobster was stunned to find itself back in business for a few minutes this weekend after beyonce gave a shout out in her new song "formation." ♪ [beep] >> chris: in case you didn't catch that. >> chris: "when he (/ bleep/ ) e good, i take his ass to red lobster." [cheers and applause] >> chris: my question is where do you take him if he [beep] you poorly. >> joe's crab shack. chris: so roughly eight hours after the video dropped, red lobster chimed in with this tweet, and they might as well have hired jeb bush to do bmx tricks. "cheddar bey biscuits" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?" the a rope rate reaction. fans were, how you say? "the disappointed." "y'all had hours and this is what y'all come up with?" [laughing] >> chris: comedians no

chris rock. all about chris. [laughing] >> everybody loves chris. [cheers and applause] >> chris: they do. they do. >> thank you, sir. chris: excellent. a thousand points to marlon. 500 to jenny and affion. to our next game. [cheers and applause] >> chris: it's time for dog time. photobombs, like everything in life, are always better when they involve dogs. aults. we found a delightful bunch of dogs photobombing pictures on dogtime.com. for example, here's a classic... [laughing] >> chris: dog with the cat sleeves. driving. i was disappointed to learn that "dog time" wasn't just "time" magazine for dogs. think of all the hard-hitting dog news! comedians, since i can make you do whatever i want, i'd like you to list as many articles as you can that might appear in "time" magazine for dogs. examples might be "this year's best tennis balls rated for chewiness" or "why your farts shouldn't startle you." i'm putting 60 seconds on the clock, begin. jenny. >> are you a basic bitch? chris: points. affion. >> how to bark all the time like an asshole when you

chris: points. carmen. >> she has eggs. chris: doug. >> take this job and tough it. chris: points. brendon. >> eight legs a week. chris: points. doug. >> anything by chris brown recluse. >> chris: carmen. >> you have lost that loving feeling in your right leg. >> chris: points. >> chris: that's the end of "a spider named sue." >> chris: carmen, i'm sorry you're in third place. you crush it did tonight. you played an amazing game. please come back soon. you have any final words before we release you? >> it was my first time. chris: yes. [cheers and applause] >> and i would love to come back. thank you, very much. >> chris: please do. red light, everyone. >> chris: that means it's time to chi or get off the potle. it's "for the win!" in an effort to earn back the public trust for feeding them mexican drano, chipotle ran a promotion yesterday offering free burritos to anyone who texted "raincheck" to a number they set up. raincheck makes you think the diarrhea, why do that? the code was one number off from henry levine senior council at a washington d.c. law firm. levine's phone blew

-- papa john. >> chris: extra pepperoni. >> chris: all right. [bleep] >> chris: extra pepperoni, it's time to start "@midnight". guy, i would honestly rather [bleep] a pizza. like i would rather. >> you don't think papa john is cute. >> chris: i would just rather [bleep] a hot pizza. >> would you follow it calzone style? >> chris: yeah, yeah, of course. >> it makes sense, i get that. >> chris: i would have to hashtag white boy [bleep]. >> is that white boy [bleep]. >> what is white boy [bleep], pizza pie, if i pie. >> like what is hashtag black guy [bleep]. >> hashtag pussy. >> get t yeah, yeah, got it. >> chris: give tiffany haddish a hundred points for that. all right. welcome to "@midnight." tobt's come endians are from the carmichael show, premiers march 13th. tiffany haddish. welcome back. >> thank you. >> chris: wonderful having you here, his stand up special no offense is available tomorrow on netflix, theo von. >> yeah. >> and performing at the improv in hollywood this saturday andrew santino is on the program. >> yeahy. >> now it's time

chris: april. >> love is a garfield. chris: points. kyle. >> ain't nothing but a hound cat. >> chris: yes. [laughing] >> stand proud. chris: alright, points. he gave me that face. [ applause ] >> chris: that's the end of "hashtag wars." send us your #catsongs and tag them @midnight to keep the game going. we'll be right back. >> congratulations to our tweet of the day from yesterday's of the day from yesterday's hashtag war, getting unlimited data for your family is a struggle. other carriers either don't offer it, or it's too expensive! not t-mobile! introducing the best data plan ever! get three lines of unlimited 4g lte data for just fifty bucks each, and get a fourth line, free! yup!-we'll give you a fourth line at no extra cost. so tell those other guys you're done worrying about data. get three lines of unlimited data for fifty bucks each, and a fourth line on us. hurry, only at t-mobile. sweetheart, don't look at me like that, it's gonna be amazing. this is a disaster! who's the genius who puts a girl in heels on a subway grate?

[laughter] hey chris! hey chris, you want a little taste? he no, i'm going first. oh, now, ladies, ladies. fair is fair. both at the same time. ooh! it's all yours, baby. ready? ready. whoo! dude, what the hell is that? (woman) oh, my god. uh, cut the tape. cut the--cut the tape! doa's hudson moore, 26. i know that name. he spouts off in the tabloids a lot. you can say what you like when you have 5 billion in family money. babes being bad. is this his operation? apparently mr. moore just came to the party to catch up on his bare breast quotient. that's who owns it. uh, chris drake. he called it in. i'll take the body. mr. drake! i got it. detective green. what a nightmare. you two were friends? yeah. do you know of anybody that would wanna hurt him? no. i...i don't know. anybody get unruly at your party tonight? you get out of line, you get tossed. okay, and did anybody get tossed tonight? no, and i'd have known. i keep a close watch. i'm telling u, i would have known. this isn't a frat party. it's a multi-million dollar business. yeah, and there's a dead man in th

chris: april. >> love is a garfield. chris: points. kyle. >> ain't nothing but a hound cat. >> chris: yes. [laughing] >> stand proud. chris: alright, points. he gave me that face. [ applause ] >> chris: that's the end of "hashtag wars." send us your #catsongs and tag them @midnight to keep the game going. we'll be right back. >> congratulations to our tweet of the day from yesterday's life as spokesbox is great. people love me for saving them over half a grand when they switch to progressive. so i'm dabbling in new ventures. it was board-game night with the dalai lama. great guy. terrible player. ♪ go paperless ♪ don't stress, girl ♪ i got the discounts that you need ♪ it's a balancing act, but i got to give the people what they want -- more box. any words for the critics? what can i say? critties gonna neg. [ applause ] the what?! [ laughs ] >> chris: welcome back to @midnight. it's time to play "gif-o-mercial." "gif-o-mercial." [cheers and applause] >> chris: my favorite part of every infomercial is when the screen goes black

i'm chris hardwick. tonight we have the cast of "lazer team," the first feature film from rooster teeth in theaters now. writer & co-star, it's burnie burns. [cheers and applause] >> chris: co-star and rooster tooth, gavin free. >> chris: from "superstore," mondays on nbc and co-star of "lazer team," it's colton dunn. [cheers and applause] >> chris: ripped from today's internet headlines, it's "rapid refresh." [cheers and applause] >> chris: and now here's a list of the most trendingest topics on the web today. the first thing first space jams. right at the top. when i was growing up, "astronaut" was the coolest job in the world, but these days kids just want to grow up to be vine stars or (bleep) bois. -- boys. [laughing] >> chris: i don't know. nasa is trying to reverse that trend with an exciting new music video that gives the kids what they want: a hot r&b jam and special effect that look like they jumped right out of your sega genesis! take a look. [laughing] ♪ >> chris: whoa. >> chris: holy (blee

chris: florida today. foodies have one last chance to check out the downtown food and wine festival. there are 30-different restaurants and more than 50-different types of wine to try though not all at once. today the festival starts at noon and runs until 7:00 p.m, tickets are 20 dollars at the entrance. overnight, we learned a newly sworn-in police officer was killed on the job in virginia. all new in our next half-hour, a deeper look into her central florida connection. then, scrubbed twice and now, re looking ahead to space-x' next try, tonight. dave? dave: we are talking about big, bold, steaks. the only way to make em' better was to make em' bigger. 10 ounce filet. 16 ounce t-bone. big, bold, steaks. only at longhorn steakhouse. you can' t fake steak. for lunch, try our steakhouse burger or any steakhouse lunch >> local, live, late-breaking. this is wesh 2 news sunrise in high definition. chris: right now on sunrise. kidnapped at gunpoint in fort lauderdale and now safe in orlando. the family reunion

you had chris christie attack. last night was the first one, one would be the nominee and that was the debate we saw unfold last night. i think that's what you'll continue to see in the coming weeks. this is a long campaign. we won't pick the nominee on tuesday or march final. this is a long campaign. there is a lot at stake. >> do you need cruz to drop out in. >> ultimately we need to field to continue to winnow. there are only two candidates that have a pathway. marco and donald trump so hopefully as this campaign goes, we can attract more of ted's supporters. >> assistant by. we have more to discuss. does a freshly printed presentation fill you with optimism? then you might be gearcentric. ♪ right now, get 25% back in rewards on hp ink, toner, and paper! office depot officemax. gear up for great ®. when they thought they should westart saving for retirement.le then we asked some older people when they actually did start saving. this gap between when we should start saving and when we actually do is one of the

mike: chris and him did, not me. lemonis: where's chris at? grab chris. -mike: yo, chris? -chris: yeah? -lemonis: hey. -chris: hey. lemonis: what's the story with these? chris: i try to use the "good, better, best" model -for cajóns, okay? -lemonis: yeah. chris: i placed an original order with scott. lemonis: how many? chris: for six good and six better. lemonis: 12 total. 6 good and 6 better? -chris: yeah. -lemonis: and the six good -- -how many did you get of those? -chris: zero. mike: and scott brought all of these and handed us an invoice for a lot of money. lemonis: what was the bill for each of them? chris: he charged us $195. lemonis: and so, if any other vendor had delivered us what we didn't ask for, what would we do? -chris: i would return it all. -lemonis: right. chris: i didn't want to ruin that relationship. it seems like scott hasn't gotten over some of the...past when mike is trying to bridge that gap and move on. lemonis: you should be able to go to bed at night -- i'm just being straight with you -- and feel like you've done your part because i know how h

news music voice over: "from 8 news now this is sports with chris maathuis. > ((chris maathuis)) the state finals are tonight in reno... the division one boys and girls will be crowned. the biggest surprise has to be the play of coronado... the cougars are making their first trip to state and they're one win away from a title. but it'll be a huge challenge... they've got to beat gorman tonight. on the girls side... it's liberty looking to pull off the major upset playing nationally ranked centennial. it's down to the final two regular season games of the season... tomororow the rebels close out the home portion of the season by hosting wyoming.... maybe stephen zimmerman is back... (( )) todd simon/coach; "wyoming is dangerous, two good scores who hit threes they're stingey defensively.. they pack it in. they make it difficult to run on them which is something we want to do." ((chris maathuis)) unlv golf coach dwaine knight has built unlv into one of the best programs in the nation. he can recruit against anybody, to be a rebel golfer is a privilege, not a right. so the 'second chanc

chris, let me start with you. this tax issue bubbling up just like it did for mitt romney back in 2012. will it actually hurt donald trump with his base? do those voters care? wait. i'm sorry. chris, stand by with that thought. i think we have to go to donald trump now. he's about to hold that press conference. let's listen in. >> every single online poll had us winning and winning big. i'm very honored about that. it was a very interesting experience. actually, to me it was somewhat fun. it got a little bit testy but i think that's probably good for television. i'm sure the ratings were very good. i'm sure cnn was very happy. but really, it had a lot of very constructive moments. we were very, very happy with the way it came out and we were very happy with the reviews. it's my honor this morning, we have a tremendous crowd of people outside, but before we do that, it's my honor this morning to introduce somebody who is a real standout. he's been my friend for many years, he's been a spectacular governor, he's bee

. >> but they were -- >> chris, chris, chris, they were hired by a contractor. i hired a contractor. i hired a contractor for demolition. he had polish workers in his force among others, by the way, he had polish workers in his force. that's all it is. i hired -- 35 years ago. and by the way, the laws were totally different 35 years ago. but 35 years ago i hired a demolition contractor to knock down a building that made way for trump tower and can you imagine they bring that up from so many years ago. >> by the way -- >> different laws and i didn't hire the polish workers, chris. he hired the polish workers. >> let me ask you about that. some of the workers were sleeping at the site because they were illegal immigrants and they were pulling 12 hour shifts. are you saying you didn't know any of that? >> in construction, many, many people sleep on the site. even now they sleep on sites because they save -- contractors save money by doing that. and you're not supposed to do it. but contractors all over the city and all over many other cities, they sleep right on th

that's chris christie. if he's here in texas with donald trump, he must be here to endorse donald trump. before today, none of the 64,000 republicans who have dropped out of the presidential race thus far had decided to endorse donald trump after they got out. the closest to that was mike huckabee's campaign manager. his daughter siegned on with th trump campaign this week. also rudy giuliani admits sometimes he talks to mr. trump. that's it. nobody, certainly from the whole giant failed field this year had endorsed the front-runner before today. nobody would have expected the first one would be chris christie especially after the way chris christie talked about donald trump during his own presidential campaign, which again only ended two weeks ago. >> i just don't think he's suited to be president of the united states. you don't want this job. this is not play to your skill set. if the speaker of the house doesn't post one of your bills, you can't fire him. it's not the way it works man. i want this. no. y

chris: one train that just keeps chugging along. not heard abt chris: one train is taking passengers on the scenic route. the orange blossom cannonball run through lake county. >> i hear that train coming. it is rolling round the bend. this ain' t the orange blossom special. here at this train depot, passengers can take a trip back in time. five days a week, vintage coaches poll by vintage >> something with a little bit of history along with being in 20 different movies and tv shows. >> the train has been in over other where art thou, true grit to name a few. >> we will see you in mount dora. >> the two locomotives go between the two cities. the orange blossom cannonball, a steam locomotive, runs on saturdays. >> i got my first train when i was seven months old, a model train. >> he has been on more than 30 trains across the united states. here is what he said about the right in central florida. >> smooth writing train, kind of surprised me. >> the round trip takes about 90 minutes. during that time, passengers are >> we get to look around for 45 minutes and then we have got to get b

back to you. >> chris frates, thank you. helping us break down the weekend, we have analyst josh rogin. good morning. >> good morning. >> let's start with the kkk controversy. donald trump giving numerous chances in the interview with jake to denounce it. you heard it there. rubio really jumping on that controversy. they are looking for whatever he can to really attack the frontrunner. listen to what rubio said about the kkk thing. >> should the head of the conservative movement, should the republican nominee, like donald trump, refused to criticize the ku klux klan? he was interviewed on cnn and asked to disavow the kkk. he refused to do it. he was asked to disavow david duke. he said he didn't know who that is. he knows exactly who that is. >> you know, donald trump has disavowed duke in the past on the reform ticket. does this work for rubio? does this hurt donald trump? >> i think, you know, if it was anybody but donald trump, this is political malpractice. if someone asks you if you disavow the kkk, you say yes. that is

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speaking of chris christie decision coming today, chris christie said he will go home to new jersey and see how the rest of the precinct reports, where he finishes and make a decision on if he will continue on ahead to south carolina. nicole: the strategy of jeb bush and chris christie going after marco rubio instead of donald trump worked. >> reporter: for jeb bush you could say and potentially worked with him finishing third but chris christie, it might have backfired on him because he spent so much time talking about marco rubio it appears he came in sixth last night. chris christie spent so much time talking about his debate performance, you heard marco rubio said that hurt him but chris christie appears to have gotten the short end of the stick. lauren: we will see what happens in new jersey and not south carolina. blake berman from manchester, we thank you for breaking it down. thanks. let's setup close a look at the results of the new hampshire primary with a senior election analyst from real clear politics. now that from ann sanders, two outside is the won new hampshire would ch

chris maathuis for an 8 news now special sports edition./// ((chris maathuis)) > good evening and welcome to this thursday night sports special. great stuff coming up... turns 20 years old. we'll sit down with the visionary and how his dream plus.. prep hoops... state championships in reno. we'll show ya how the south was won. ((chris maathuis)) good evening and lets take ya right to the lawler events center in reno hosting the niaa state championships. defending champion gorman playing reno. huskies have an impressive record.. but records don't matter when ya play the gaels. zach collins had a big game... the future gonzaga bulldog knifes his way the glass and scores.. gorman wins big 70-39. in girls hoops... state semi and nationally ranked centennial playing reno and it was no contest. samantha thomas scores 25 points and the lady bulldogs, filled with talent will play in the state final with today's 82-53 win. ((chris maathuis)) the lady patriots because liberty edged bishop manogue 59-53 in the night capper... coronado's magic continues... making the most of its first trip to state b

backstage to chris rock? what are people buzzing about >> i think everyone was really impressed that he tackled this controversy head-on. it continued throughout the show. if he hadn't done what he did, i think he would be criticized for that. i thought he was really funny. everyone was laughing at his jokes. nothing really fell flat. i give him credit. he did a great job. >> the new york daily news not agreeing saying he went too fafa he did go there. what's it like to cover the oscars? i imagine it's pretty glamorous. you're there on the red carpet. you're rubbi elbows with leo. what's it like? >> as far as work assignments go, it cou get a lot worse than having to cover the oscars. it's surreal. it's something everybody grows up watching on television and to be there and see your favorite celebrities walking in looking more unbelievable than they've ever looked and then also on a sentimental note, seeing them accomplishshheir dream and realizing this lifelong dream is it is a really big deal there. >> abc'

and people are like, chris, you should boycott. chris you should quit. you should quit. unemployed people that tell you to quit something? i'm sure there were no black nominees some of those years, say '62 or '63 and black people did not protest. why? because we had real things to protest at the time like too busy being raped and lynched to care about who won best cinematographer. jada's going to boycott the oscars. jada boycotting 0 the oscars is like me boycotting rihanna's you think? >> there was a lynching joke and there was a rihanna underwear joke. >> yeah. >> it was quite a tone. the "new york daily news" said that he went way too far. they put him on the front page. but needed to tack it in typical chris rock style. >> he did it his way, didn't he? >> he did. he probably won't be back next year. he did a great job. bravo. >> next to one of the most awkward moments of the evening. > when chris rock introduced stacy dash. remember her in the actress turned fox news pundit who has mocked the necessity of b.e.t. and even black history month as the ac

it's interesting, chris. i notice you didn't ask donald sister who is a liberal radical pro abortion clinton appointee would make a phenomenal supreme court justice. when it comes to supreme court justices, donald has told nuts last debate he's going to cut deals. let me give you another example. we saw in the last debate on immigration, when i was leading the fight against the rubio-schumer gang of eight amnesty bill and together with millions of americans we defeated amnesty, donald was funding the gang of eight. he gave over $50,000 to five members of the gang of eight. >> didn't he also give money you to, sir. >> he supported open border democrats. can you'claim your tough on illegal immigration. >> i'm sorry? >> didn't he also give money to you? >> $1,000 to my leadership pac which he tosses around like candy. he supported open border democrats for decades. he supported jimmy carter over ronald reagan, he supported john kerry over george w. bush, he contributed to hillary clinton, this is a man, anyone w

let's start with chris hayes in henderson, go ahead, chris. >> reporter: chris, this is actually harry reid's caucus site, it's a middle school in henderson and a little while ago harry reid came by to visit the caucus site. the way they are being done ot iowa model this is all harry reid's brainchild. he made it all happen. i asked him a question about what he thinks about nevada's role in this primary process. there's not the same, you know, iowa and new hampshire they've been -- they have the sort of status and they've had it for a long time. do you feel that the political world recognizes the sort of importance of nevada? >> i didn't like the status, that's why we have a caucus here. i think it was unfair to have iowa and new hampshire determine who was going to be running for president. iowa has no diversity. 97% white. to complicate matters we have a situation in new hampshire where nobody lives there and there's no diversity. so, we're better off moving west. the population centers of this country are moving west. we have a lot of issues out here that are not even talked about e

more next here on 8 news now. < sports with chris maathuis. > ((chris maathuis)) four months ago, ufc's ronda rousey was the queen of all sports. the most popular athlete to burst onto the scene in a long time. but then she lost for the first time in her career... and that november loss apparently did much more then anyone could've imagined. ronda;"thinking about killing myself, killing myself, killing myself." ((chris maathuis)) that's ronda rousey saying the suicide. fight would trigger such hopeless thoughts? ronda; "i'm nothing what do i do anymore." ((chris maathuis)) fighters train relentlessly, then lay it on the line... so who knows' whats in her mind... most of us can't relate. but suicide is something to be taken seriously. rick egan/suicide prevention; "it's the 10th leading cause of death across the nation... it's the leading cause of death for 15-34 year olds in the state of nevada." ((chris maathuis)) rousey was able to gather herself.... and maybe her revealing interview can help others dealing with thoughts of suicide. ronda; "to be honest i looked up and saw my man trav

rain becomes heavy monday night. 3 now to chris 3 now to chris with traffic. 3*********hold****** *********hold****** accidents or delay this morning. watching for winter weather on the way. way. 3 you're taking a live look at 3 3 3 live look at 3 3 it's ______.coming up, several people stuck-- 40 feet off the ground in sub-zero temperatures at a ski resort. more on their rescue--straight ahead. 3 we head to break with a live look at...greenville county.. pelham road you're watching the morning news on fox carolina. gilliard: you know, there's an old saying about south carolina, we're always first in the things that are last and last in the things that are first. this economy is rigged. we can do better. and that's where bernie comes in. bernie is not in the pocket of wall street. we don't have to depend on the so-called wall street giants. everybody knows the problem. bernie wants to do something about it. he gets it. i mean, he really gets it. 3 you're watching the morning news with lauren elise, ben hill, meteorologist nicole papay, chris scott with pit crew traffic 3 welcome back

in the spot life..chris' two sons, 8 year old chris jr. and 7 year old demarcus join carolyn and their mom laney to reflect.. on how a place that created such sorrow for them, has created such joy for others. (we are family now..nothing can break us apart..we're connected)like it was yesterday,,only just the begininng 3 brad johansen reporting.tom elliot.. who received chris' lungs has since passed. we have links to *life pass it on* and *donate life ohio* at local12 dot com.hover over the news section, then look for get it now links. 3 now here's jen with a local 12 traffic alert. 3 we have breaking news from germany.police say at least four people are dead after two trains crashed in bavaria. one train derailed and several wagons overturned. these are first pictures from the scene.we will continue to update you throughout the break four3 (show open) 3

chris maathuis here to show us who was tonight's shooting star. ((chris maathuis)) seems like there's always somebody who steps up... an unexpected hero. we'll show who played brightest on the big stage tonight as the rebels shoot for three wins in a row. plus....ronda rousey has some very revealing comments about her loss to holly holm. that's coming up here on channel "from 8 news now, this is sports hmm hmm hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm-hmm let us be lovers, we'll marry our fortunes together [ cheering ] counting the cars on the new jersey turnpike they've all come to look for america [ cheers and applause ] all come to look for america all come to look for america all come to look for america ((chris maathuis)) tonight unlv visiting air force... they go on as a touchdown favorite... remember they routed air force here at the mack in january winning 100-to-64. so ya figure even if it's not a 36 point win, unlv should beat this lowly falcon team. but this time, no stephen zimmerman or ben carter. so it's not going to be that easy. rebels j