-[harry] george, look... -[george] ooouuutttt! (door bell chimes) (blows duck call) -[blanche] well, what's your new plan to get george away? -[gracie] oh, well, ronnie and ralph have an idea. they're working on it right in the living room now. they're going to make the house look like it's full of termites. -[blanche] yeah? -[gracie] yeah, and when george sees that, i'll ask him to take me to palm springs for a couple of days while we get rid of them. -[blanche] oh, i see. -[gracie] yeah, oh hey, that's even a better idea. -[blanche] it is? -[gracie] well, of course, george wouldn't think of staying in the house while termites are fumigating. -[blanche] yeah, well, well i can help. i'll tell harry that your house is full of them. you know what a big mouth he has, and he'll tell george about it, too! -[gracie] oh. well, that won't help any. you see, george already knows harry has a big mouth. -[ronnie] well, mother, we're all set up. oh, hi, mrs. morton. -[blanche] hi. -[ronnie] we did this at the fraternity once. it was a riot. -

gloria: oh, george! george, don't go! george! what did you do that for? what? why do you have to talk to him like that? i didn't say nothing. daddy! how could you do that?! "i know how to talk in front of a d-u-m-m-y." what is that? oh, jeez, i didn't mean nothing by that. [all yelling] get off of my back, the two of youse. youse never understand anything i try to do. now, hang onto this door, will you? unless you want to hear your mother-in-law singing moon river for the rest of your life. archie: here we go. i thought that was your favorite song. yeah, it was, until this morning. i feel just awful. you know what they did down at ferguson's? oh, don't tell me they're out of butter pecan. no, daddy, they fired george. edith: oh, no! why did they do that? one of the checkers said that some of the customers have been complaining about george. oh, well, that figures. what do you mean, "that figures"? i mean it figures because he's probably doing the same thing down at ferguson's he was doing here this morning. lifting girls up in the air. oh! no, daddy, that's not

george? george: we also have a red carpet roamer. meet tia mell. tia won a contest that is letting her and her husband come to the oscars. you must be commite. >> this is beyond exciting. this is the most exciting thing in my entire life! george: i've been accused of getting too excited. i can't understand what you're saying. george: you tell me what it took to make this all happen. >> it took me, a bunch of phone calls, a bunch of all my stuff and a bag after popcorn. that's all, whoa, nothing! george: how many pictures do you plan to take today? >> thousands upon thousands. i bought a new iphone for the occasion. can we do a selfie? george: if you'd like to look at jonathan's pictures or tia mell's, go to our website. we're going to have everything, including this gorgeous shotful >> that is magic, thank you. george: stay tuned for more magic right here "on the red carpet at the oscars." >> what a beautiful picture. "on the red carpet at the oscars" is just getting started. here's another live look from our exclusive camera of over hollywood boul

george! (humming joyfully) my wife calls me, she wants me so i have to come down cowardly what she wants, i'll see, we'll see gracie and ronnie are my family (audience laughing) - oh, such a brave man. - oh, anybody could. (audience laughing) - what's, what's going on here? - well, nothing. this is mr. montenaro. - [george] oh, hello, mr. montenaro. - how are you doing? how are you doing - now, get on the table, he's gonna measure you for a suit. - on the table? i'm gonna be measured for a suit? - yes, he's your new tailor. right, mr. montenaro? - right. - why do i have to get on the table? - [gracie] well, he... cuts the cloths on the table and, so, if he measures there he saves time. right, mr. montenaro? (audience laughs) - right. - he looks to me like he's ready to take some weight off me. - [gracie] well, he is. - he is? - yes, you see, that's to save you money. - save me money? - aha, the smaller you are, the less material he'll have to use. - [george] the less material... yes. - [graci

why don't you get john-- - george, george, george. now why don't you let johnny stay at a hotel this time? you know i'm not sure that he's too fond of me. and besides, when you two get together you're like two little kids. - i know louise, but see me and johnny go back a long time. i mean he taught me everything i know. he taught me everything i know about life. he even taught me everything i know about women. (audience laughs) - that's the main reason i don't like him. now george, please, let him stay at a hotel this time. i'm asking you as a friend, as a wife, and as a woman who may beat you to death. - okay louise since you put it so nicely. - good, cause i really hate to get nasty. - but you gotta remember, we're much older now. i mean, let's face it. i'm more mature than i was then. and i'm sure johnny is too. - georgey. - johnny! - georgey! - you hurt me johnny! - i'm sorry georgey! hey look georgy i gotta joke for you. - oh man. - what were adam's first words after god made eve? - i don't know. - oh god, what's a headache. - oh

jimmy: hey, george. i'm actually very busy right now so don't have -- would love to chat but -- now i lost. god! george: oh, jimmy. thank you very much, i think. have a good show tonight and we'll be back with more from here "on the red carpet at the oscars." you can see jenna owens has arrived. people on this side are taking up some space. lots of people are suddenly showing up all at once and we'll talk to as many as we can but it gets to be a very complicated maneuvering act but we'll figure it all out right here coming up next. >> some stations are breaking away for local news. for everyone else, pop out the popcorn. this red carpet is about to heat demands for the city and police.a black man shot by officers earlier this month. why several groups say there is a trend of "injustice." a husband and wife killed in a house fire.what neighbors heard as they were running toward the scene. a southern ohio pastor shot to death in his own church. parishioners witness the tragedy. 01:01:34 - 01:01:37he went b

george! - hi, bud. - [bud] hi, george. - i'm sure you and kathy know each other. - oh sure, hello. - hello. - come on, get in! - oh! - excuse me. - [george thinking] kathy's kind of cute and i would like to talk to her. but what should i say? - [kathy thinking] if only he asked me to go to the picnic with him. how can i get him to talk to me? (doorbell rings) - bud, it's the front door! - well, betty's home, can't she get it? - no, she's upstairs dressing. (doorbell rings) - hang on dad, i've got to find some memory paper. - well, hurry up will you, this thing's fit. - [betty] i'll get it! - old tallulah (laughs) can't resist a telephone or a doorbell to the female fire horn. - ow! (laughter) - got some flowers here for betty anderson. - that's me! - you really got your boyfriend trained. - fresh. - hey, they are flowers i'll bet, who are they for? - they're from don burton. "to betty, from your constant admirer who's --" -say that's some box! what did he send you, a whole tree? -flowers! oh

oh, george. you're the best, george. [doorbell rings] mrs. jefferson, door. i'm busy,florence. i tell you,good help is so hard to find. hi, ralph. what's up? hello, florence. oh, oh. you got some gossip. i can tell because you got them rona barrett eyes. what have you heard? first, whathave you heard? mrs. glick has a bun in the oven and don't know who the baker is. yesterday's news. the wundermanns are getting a divorce. really?what's the problem? it seems mrs. wundermann found out that's a tasty morsel. i can peddle that one. ok, ralph, cough up. this is more thana cough, florence. this is a majorbronchial attack. ooh! what? there's a dry cleaner,who shall remain nameless. mr. jefferson? that's him. there's alsoa miss sanderson on the 8th floor, the one wholikes to entertain. yeah. so? well, let's just say that mr. jeffersonis this week's co-star. the man might be bald and obnoxious, but i won't listen to nothin' bad about him. i'm telling you-- he didn't do it. do what? who? what were you saying about mr. jefferson? well, i heard the words bald and obnoxious, and i know my h

- [george] nothing. goodbye, mr. adams. - goodbye. - [george] goodbye. he was good. gracie, was this harry von zell's idea? - yes, george, i don't know what i'd do without him. - well, you'll have to do without him, because he's not with us anymore. harry! - it's too late, george. - let's go in the kitchen, gracie, and we'll have a cup of coffee. tell me how this whole thing started, and i want you to start at the beginning. - all right. this morning, i went -- - excuse us, we'll go out in the garden. - seems he's kind of stuck on her at that. garden was busy, huh? the living room is nice, yes. new girl, he met her -- - [gracie] last night! - [george] they're a little busy. back to the garden? - were you going to let me go right out? am i really fired? - [george] of course not, harry! i was only kidding. sit down, we'll all have some coffee. gracie's got a great story to tell. start from the beginning. - all right. this morning, i went upstairs, and i said, "george, breakfast is ready," and you said, "i was just on my way down," and i said, "how did you like sleeping

george. sorry. sorry. i was a real fool. you sure were. george! we should have figured this out ourselves. only a foolwould be on this show. what do you mean, ain't going to be on tv? opyright 1982 t.a.t. communications company well, we're movin' on up to the east side movin' on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky movin' on up to the east side movin' on up we finally got a piece of the pie fish don't fry in the kitchen beans don't burn on the grill took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill now we're up in the big leagues gettin' our turn at bat as long as we live it's you and me, baby there ain't nothing wrong with that well, we're movin' on up movin' on up to the east side movin' on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky mo-ooh-vin' on up movin' on up to the east side movin' on up

george and ihave had a swell time. haven't we, george? go home, willis! oh, that george. he can't stopkidding around. he will, after he sees this bloomingdale's bill. ladies, let yourcredit cards cool off. television-- that's all you ever do. go out and get some fresh air. i did that this morning when i took my weekly constitutional. your weeklyconstitutional? yes. every saturday morning, i love to stroll up lexington avenue to krausmier's bakery. you know, to see the doughnuts come off the belt. must you share that with us, tom? a krausmier doughnutis more than a doughnut. it's a perpetual tributeto the taste buds. by the way, florence, i saw a woman who reminded me of you. i didn't knowlena horne was in town. well, it wasn't exactly lena horne. but an attractive bag lady. well, anyhow, she was about 60. instead of crusing comfortably through her golden years, the poor woman spends her days rumaging through garbage, searching for her next meal. exactly what was itabout this woman that reminded youof me? you two were wearing the same dress. thank you forbrightening my day

jamie: is is george's peace? in a round table and around mckeon studied and collected george's furniture almost 30 years. >> the first george peace that i bought i may have been 18 or 19. it was still consider used furniture. jamie: once the auction date is set they ship the collection to los angeles. >> do you have a reaction when you saw it packed up? >> we had the last family dinner and we sat around the table and talked about edmond and we all held hands and said a prayer of thanksgiving at the table and for edmonton and would hope the next family that have the tables have as the pleasures that we had with it. jamie: as the big day approaches diane and the children fly to los angeles and of course, pam is there also. >> i would not have missed being at that actions -- auction for the world's. >> we said we would sit on our hands not to buy another piece. >> we were all nervous. >> i take out my phone to film. >> the first piece is the wall piece he bought in 1963 as debating it is now worth between 20 and $30

good-bye, george. weez? what, george? can we sit downand talk? on that couch? there you go,sweetheart. whatever you do,don't slide your handunder the newspaper. ok, weez,over this past week, i've been doinga lot of thinking, and i realized something. thank goodness. like when i call youthe little woman. i apologize for that. you do? i understand a womanwould take that wrong. good-bye, george. i'm sorry, weezy. what do youwant me to do? say our marriage is a partnership. our marriageis a partnership. i wish you'd remember that i'm 50% of jefferson cleaners. you're more than that. you're 100% to mein my life. oh, george. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. captions copyright 1982t.a.t. communications company well, we're movin' on up movin' on up to the east side movin' on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky

- george, you need your rest. - oh yes, george you need a rest. - that's where you were. -yeah, you don't look too good. - look gracie, i can save you a lot of trouble. i feel fine and we're not going to palm springs. - oh well, all right. so, you think i look wonderful, huh? - i think you look beautiful. - thanks. - i thought you were thinking of ronnie? - well, i am, but a girl has to think (coughs loudly) - what caused that? - well, it's very hard for people to know how sick they are unless somebody else catches it. (coughs) - i see. - but, if you don't want to go to palm (coughs) springs, you can just forget it. (coughs) - look, gracie, stop coughing. we're not going to palm springs. (coughs) (audience laughs) - what if a doctor tells you you had to go? would you go then? - i'd even go to altoona. - well, i don't want to lose any time, would you be willing to go to palm springs and have a doctor look at you there? - no, but i'll tell ronnie that you tried. - well thank you, george burns. - poor ronnie, gracie can't seem to get the idea it was natural when he was a kid

george will be right out. what's in the box? just some mementos that george has collected. and you two weresharing the memories, huh? most of them. there's a photograph he wouldn't show me. he's being very secretive. well, helen and ihave neverhad any secrets. ready forthe big game? we'd better hurry. i've got tostop by the office. i'm looking forward to this. what's your pick? i thought i'd go with a corn dog. why not?i'm goingwith an idiot. it's justus girls tonight. what would youlike to do? i don't know, helen. do you want some candy? is something wrong,louise? no, nothing's wrong. you want some more candy? thank you,i'm full. that picture is stillbothering you, isn't it? i just can't understand why he's locking it in his office safe. i'm sure it's nothing. let's getyour mind off it. want tosee a movie? no. how aboutsome shopping? naw. what would you like to do? break into george's office. sounds like fun. then afterwards,maybe we cangrab some food. i'm serious, helen. that picture's nagging at me. forget it, louise. no! i'm sure we can pull it off. i know it's breaking

i don't think george w. bush lied. i think george w. bush acted based on the information provided to him, which, by the way, was also shown to congressional leaders like nancy pelosi. it turned out not to be accurate information. that's unfortunate. that being the case, he didn't lie. a lie is when you know what's true and you say something different. >> i know you hope to defeat donald trump. my question is, will you support him if he's the nominee? >> i'm going to support the republican nominee. i know the republican nominee is going to be someone who holds views like mine. i don't share all the views that donald trump has. i think ultimately, he won't be the nominee. but i'll support the republican nominee, because no matter who it is on the stage, will still be a better choice than bernie sanders or hillary clinton. >> senator marco rubio, thank you for joining us this morning. >> thanks, george. >>> governor john kasich joins us now. thank you for joining us. quite a night last night. it doesn't sound like from the sound of the deb

george, i'm sorry. it was an accident. i didn't mean to be oh, george, i feel so terrible. oh, forget it. you're not going to yell at me? why should i?damage is done. oh, george. don't worry about it. it's not your fault. well, it is,but who really cares? george, what are you saying? blue sky cleanersis beating me. dry cleaning isa young man's game. what are you talking about? i'm just sayinggeorge jeffersonis going to retire. captions copyright 1982t.a.t. communications company well, we're movin' on up to the east side

(bell rings) - [george] oh, he's persistent. - [harry] i'll get it. - [george] get rid of him. - [harry] look, i said we don't want any, and stop ringing that bell! (laughing) - [brian] i wanted a glass of water. - [george] next door. - [harry] go next door. - well, now that you got rid of that fella, why don't you upstairs and give brian a glass of water? (laughing) - look, george, now, you-- - up, or out. - up. - up. - up. - up. - [gracie] now are we all ready for the graduation exe this is the happiest moment of my life. - now daddy, don't start bawling now, you won't have anything left for later, when you'll need it. (laughing) - may i present this diploma, and get out of here? - well, what's your hurry, professor? we have the bed for another hour. (laughing) - on with the ceremony. - this is more than i can bear. - this graduation ceremony is certainly affecting you, mr. mcafee. - well, i'm not crying because brian is graduating. - well, then why are you crying? - well, to think the boy finally can go out and go to work, and he's got a broken leg! that's more than i can bear. (laug

(laughing) - oh, george. look, george, could i talk to you in private? - in a minute. - no, but it's important. - in a minute. that's a beautiful new coat you're wearing. isn't that vicua? (gracie stutters) - [george] i'm glad you got it. i've always wanted you to have one. -oh, thank you, dear. - thank you, sweetheart. you wanted to see me in private, huh? - yeah. - private, very private. now, blanche, before i ask you this question, don't get hysterical and run out. now, what was the thing you wanted to ask me in private? - uh -- - yes? (blanche crying loudly) (applause) hi, i'm leeza gibons with an amazing story about how philips lifeline gives betty white peace of mind and gave my father a second chance at life. daddy is invincible. that's how we want to think about our parents. that's why was so hard for all of us when he had his heart attack. i wasn't feeling well that day. the heart attack hit me, i fell to the floor, and i was trying to crawl back to the bed. of course in excruciating pain. i'm alive today because of philips lifeline. philips lif

george, what's wrong? i got a big problem. what? george, those things aren't candy. i can't help it.i feel terrible. even my headache'sgot a headache. i understand, george. have you gotten in touch with lionel? lord, i hope he ain't out doin' no more wiring. now, george. i'm sorry. all i can think about is lionel's career in ruins, like my store. it's all willis' fault. what? willis. he had jenny. lionel married her. they had a kid. he needed extra money. he took outside work. he wired my store. it burned down. damn willis. thank goodness your headache hasn't affected your sense of logic. [doorbell rings] lionel, i'm gladyou're here. hey, pop, what's up? lionel, we got to talk. well, i'm glad you called. i decided to start oh. your father means maybe this isn't the best time to start your business. with the meldons account, what could screw it up? oh. dad's the person to talk to about it. why did wename him lionel? it's hard tolive that downin prison. what are you talking about? i'll get youthe best lawyer. if he loses,i'll write every week. your motherwill bake you

george, george, george, what were you thinking, the nerve! well, youbutted in first. but your butt was worse than mine. just hold both your butts. how dare you?messing in my private life. you think i can't handle a date. i wouldn't blame you if you never spoke to us. i wouldn't either.i'd give you a raise. i feel terrible that you two think i can't get a man by myself. you know something? i can't. if you hadn't arranged thatdate, i wouldn't have had one. you knew the real me wouldn't work. i proved bein' somebody else don't work. [telephone rings] i'll get it. i can do that. hello. george, i'd say we really blew this one. especially you. me? yeah. i alwayswanted a butler. whoo-ee! that was fred, my date from yesterday. he misses me, and he wants to go out tomorrow. oh, florence, that's wonderful. he said i'm worth waiting for. and you know somethin'? i am. you bet you are. forget what i said. you were trying to help. mr. jefferson made a good me. yeah?

bush and saying george w. bush lied about the war, if he wins south carolina, how does one stop donald trump? >> that is an excellent question. >> it is the question. the life and legacy of antonin >>> my constitution is a very flexible constitution. you think the death penalty is a good idea? persuade your fellow citizens and adopt it. you think it's a bad idea? persuade them the other way and eliminate it. i have my rules. that confine me. i know what i'm looking for. when i find it, the original leaning of the constitution, i am handcuffed. if i believe that the first adopted that you are entitled to burn the american flag, i have to come out that way. even though i don't like to come out that way. though i'm a law and order type, i cannot do all of the mean conservative things i would love to do to this society. you got me. >> justice scalia setting out his philosophy of the constitution. let's talk to guests who know him well. paul clement, clerk for justice scalia. analyst. and terry moran. mr. clement,

me, george jefferson. i got business to attend to. ok, george. i was stupid to think anybody could beat me. something special's on my side. what's that, george? i'm freezing! it's mr. and mrs. field and stream! your maid let me in. did you bring the papers? right here. if you'll hurry and sign, i can get home to supervise the installationof my new jacuzzi. hey! light bulb. your husband sold out,but you could stay in business. divorce him, marry another competitor. we'll make it worth your while. here you go. here you go. what are you doing? i'm comin' out of retirement. you can't do that. he just did. i've been easy on you so far. are you threateningme, winslow? no man can break me. we'll see, pops. "pops," he says. george? yeah? i'll holdyour jacket. it's been a long time since i did that. too long. you may have lostfaith in yourself, but i neverlost faith in you. oh, weez. captions copyright 1982t.a.t. communications company

good morning. >> reporter: good norng, george. flags here at the supreme court and across the nation at half staff as the court mourns the loss of justice scalia. his death had has enormous legal and political ramifications. he apparently died in his sleep on a quail hunting trip. his body was discovered after he failed the appear for a breakfast gathering. u.s. marshals came to the scene. law enforcement officials say there appears to be no foul play. the longest serving justice on the court, he was appointed by ronald ragen in 1986. an astute legal mind, he became a champion ofonservative causus. presidenenobama called scalia's son to offer condolences and interrupted a trip to california to address the nation. >> he influenced a generation of and pro foundly shaped the legal landscape. >> reporter: his body has arrived in el paso. no word on memorial services. tributes will likely come. all of official washington stunned. george? >> pierre thomas at the court. thank you. >>> we have the battle now over who comes next. the presi

- [george] that's right. - i am maria tornini and i need your help. - [george] well, come right in. - this is my sweetheart, pietro carvo. - how do you do? - hello. - mr. pietro is not in show business and he does not understand it is part of my career - well, my son is outside in the garden with his girl and she doesn't understand it either. kids will you come in. miss. tornini, i'm sure i can straighten you out. i mean, i can get your problem straightened out. - oh, i hope so. - [george] i know i can. - you know mr. burns, there is something about you remind me of your son. - that's my signature, used it last night at the mccombo in romans. - pietro, it is a joke. that is another part of show business. - i will never understand it. - well it's subtle, it's bad. jack benny gave it to me, doesn't want me to do well. - maria? - well, she even follows you home. (all talking at once) - [george] hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. now, look, you're all in the same boat. you're angry because maria went out with ronnie. you're angry because ronnie went out with maria. now

george jefferson,you are such a... a... a george jefferson! low blow, weez. you can't fault george in this. he really tried. let me speak. uh, george, when yousaid something before, tom wound upsleeping across town. we'd kind of liketo keep him in the state. make some coffee. i want to talk to helen man to man. hele but no matter what he says, if you're saying tom's right and i'm wrong, i disagree completely. it doesn't matter who's right or wrong. you sitting here, your husband's in a hotel. that's what's wrong. we've met peoplelike his cousin meg. she hates me! you know whatit's like to be hated. i hatesupporting a woman who tom knows hates me. you ain't married to her, you're married to tom! everything started because i was jealous of him. you were? everybody said how thoughtful he was. i got mad. why? because it's true. oh, now,listen, george-- the man's in the hotel right now. he's lonely, depressed, he's sad. every one? every one. not the one inthat ugly red dress. where your arm is around tom's neck? that's the one. he had every one but that one. you'r

oh, george, this is priceless. mr. timberlake: you may never get to be on the judging committee of the garden club but you sure could model for mattress ads. cereus poses but photographer dozes. great scott. [applause] [music] - [voiceover] "leave it to beaver" (whimsical orchestral music) starring barbara billingsley, (whimsical orchestral music) hugh beaumont, (whimsical orchestral music) tony dow, (whimsical orchestral music) and jerry mathers

it's agnes, george. my agnes. she left me, george. she ran awayand left me. oh, my god, sammy, i'm sorry. now, about my jingle... i can't write. i can't do anythingwithout agnes. you look at me and say,"there's a happy guy," but inside beats a heartfilled with pain. but, sammy-- all i want to do is go home, unpack agnes' teeth, and remember the good times. hey, sam, wait. why don't you bring her teeth over here? i got a water pik. damn! crying in his apartment 'cause hisugly wife left him. very sensitively put, george. poor sammy. he must be miserable. it's terrible to be alone, to be without someone to share things with, without someone to listen to you talk. wouldn't that be terrible? george? huh? i'm sorry, weezy. i wasn't listenin'. i decided i'll help sammy over his tough period. he's callin' for help, and george jefferson is pickin' up the phone. and doing what with it? i'll tell sammy to get ready. to get over an old woman, get a new one, right? i don't think so. we're going to a singles' bar. that's nota good idea either. that place is crawlin' with d

francine: george, thank you so much. george saravelos. he doesn't believe that the dollar rally is losing steam. coming up, market volatility is also a concern. interview from this morning with manus cranny. and we haven't even touched on the ruble. we will have more on that, coming up next on "surveillance." ♪ tom: when the markets move, we do a data check. they are led by oil, which flat-out can't find a bid. there is no other way to do it on west texas intermediate. german two-year yields are doing nothing versus oil. yen is churning at 120.72. a picture of the morning, with futures and -17. is myne: this morning must-read. we have spoken a lot about market volatility, and we also spoke to ubs. it reported earnings that he estimates, disappointing on underlying estimates because they saw some outflows. in an interview with bloomberg, the ceo spoke about market volatility. >> i think when you look at the dynamics of the fourth quarter and you look into how it started, you can see a trend continuing. of course, there is a high level of

i'm sure that george would tell dorothy. wouldn't you, george? well, you'll have to fill me in a bit before i commit myself. [laughs] i'm sorry. you know, i'm so excited that i'm incoherent. harry, tell them about it. there's nothing to tell. i haven't-- harry, stop being so modest. we're all family. or we were. i'll get the coffee. well, to put it simply, there's a merger between general duplicating machines and sawyer computers. mr. sawyer will head up the overseas operation, and my harry is vice president and general manager of the home office. congratulations, harry. i'm so happy for you both. we're proud of you, harry. well, home office, huh? big job. keep you busy, all right. of course, you won't have to make those long inspection trips every couple of months. i haven't minded them. won't it be nice to have harry home with you all the time. oh, it certainly will. you can't imagine how difficult it's been for me to entertain properly with harry constantly out of town. of course, i don't mind, now that my efforts have borne fruit. it isn't th

- oh, and george, he's great. besides analyzing the news, he has his own television show and he sits in the studio and interviews famous - and interviews a lot of people? people in their homes. - did your cousin ever hear of edward r. murrow? - ooooh, i don't know. but he's important enough, i'm sure my cousin's had him on the show. (audience laughs) - that's a great break for murrow. so your cousin is a news analyst too, huh? - right. now, for instance, during the presidential campaign, he studied every angle of it and interviewed voters in every part of the country. - i'll bet it was a brilliant analysis. - well, it will be when it's finished. - this edward r. allen was born 10 years ahead of his time and two years behind the news. - oh, yes. you know, he's been all over the world getting stories. - oh? - once his editor sent him to china to get a story on the red chinese army... - the red chinese army, yeah... - yes, he spent almost a year there studying the soldiers and he finally wrote his report. - must have

bush and saying george w. bush lied about the war, if he wins south carolina, how does one stop donald trump? >> that is an excellent question. >>> when we come bababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababa >>> my constitution is a very flexible constitution. you think the death penalty is a good idea? persuade your fellow citizens and adopt it. you think it's a bad idea? persuade them the other way and eliminate it. i have my rules. that confine me. i know what i'm l

(audience laughs) - oh hello, george. - oh hello, george. - you feeling all right, george? - oh how are you feeling, sweetheart? - oh i feel fine. - hey! nice looking sandwich! (audience laughs) - tom and i brought you this box of candy. - yes! and it's from my favorite candy store, george. they even have tables so you can eat it right there. (audience laughs) - thanks a lot. what's in the bag, weez? - oh, it's your anniversary present, but you don't have to worry about that now. - i'm comfortable. - are you sure? uh, maybe i should puff up your pillows a little. - no, i feel fine. - are you absolutely sure? - positive. - you jackass! - what'd i do? (audience laughs) - not you. you! - what'd i do? - how dare you risk your life over a couple of hundred lousy dollars. do you realize that gang could have killed you? - that's right. what in the world were you thinking of? - i mean, if you don't have any consideration for your own life, the least you could do is have consideration for those who know you. - exactly. - and respect you. - exactly. - and love you! (audience laughs)

florence, you're the maid-- and she's going, george. george, i've got to go to the bathroom. good luck. you've had dog food,biscuits, and evenflorence's new dress. there's nothing elseto eat. no,we don't have cable! now what do youwant to do? tell me what you want. oh, not this again. ok, but this time,you fetch. yay! come here, pup. give me the ball. one more time. easy on the finger. hey. hey, dog? hey, poopsie. poopsie. poopsie. hello. excelsior airlines? i'd like to book a flight. anywhere, as long as it's away from the whitendales. this is not a crank call. hello? hello? [doorbell rings] how did it goat lou's doggie heaven? i arranged poopsie's funeral for tuesday at 3:00. you have to be out by 4:00 because they're buryingthunder the wonder turtle. poopsie and iwere so close. we were close, too. please. i really liked the dog. well, it's not my placeto judge you, sir. thanks for your support, ralph. i appreciate your making the burial arrangements. it wasn't easy.it hurt. the advance cameout of my pocket, which you'llwant to settle. poopsie. so sad. so sad. you're short1

. >> good to see you, george. george: you can do the dance stuff. i'm lucky to do that. >> really good. george: even while i'm palming an ipad. i got skills, all right. we're talking kentucky basketball. the tournament's getting underway next week. some teams in the ninth region with a chance, like cov cath. >> 23-6 right now, 12-game winning streak. they have a three-headed monster monster, hon dorf, frederick and flood. when they're playing well, they can make a deep run. george: speaking of tough kids, new cath. >> led by ben wire, the kevin love of northern kentucky. when he's playing well, they're very tough to beat as well. george: that's the thorough breads. also, a team to consider, cooper. >> the young man, sean mcneil, needs to be healthy. he's been hurt with the broken hand. to make a nice run in the tournament, along with his brother, chris mcneil and the other guard, adam kunkle. george: he should be back next week. also, yes, hotly ly the holy cross indians. >> they can shoot the basketball. if you get hot and shoot the basketball well

george, over to you. george: thank you very much. one of the most popular nominees tonight is leonardo dicaprio, up revenant." we first met leo when he was a kid starring on tv's "growing pains." we've seen leo really just grow up in show business to become an adult who's been honored by this academy in many, many times. leonardo dicaprio has redefined his career. leonardo dicaprio's groundbreaking bone-chilling role in "the revenant" took him into uncharted territory. >> in the context of making movies, this was definitely one of the most difficult ones i've ever done in my life. jim: to truly become the revenant, a man who returns from the dead. leo had to redefine his approach to the part. >> there was not a lot we could do beforehand other than understand the basics of survival and where these people came from and then kind of forget all of it and live it and that living it, i think is what you end up seeing up on screen. george: that on-screen performance has so far earned leo bafta, critics, choice, globe awards and sag awards

it's us, george. open up! our arms are full. ok. hold it, hold it. george! hi. oh, good. why wereyou playing the good, the bad,and the ugly? my stores are runnin' a clint eastwood promotion. yes, that's your grandpa. to0 bad youdidn't know him before senilityset in. hi, jessica. give your wealthy grandpa a great big smile. oh, she's a littletired, george. we've been shoppingall morning to replacewhat was stolen from lioneland jenny's. show me in the kitchen. you got kitchen stuff, don't you? you live in a living room. you go to bed in the bedroom. let's kitch in the kitchen. then we'll drive youto bellevue and watch you rubin the rubber room. good one, weez. i'll be right in. you're acting strange. strange? what are youup to? up to? must you answerwith a question? question? ok. you're hidingsomething. no. you locked florencein the boiler room. no, but a good thought. george. i'm not hidin' anything. it's something i want to talk about. well, maybei better leave. it's not about you this time. we ought to get a gun. oh, george,not again. yes, again. we've gone overthis befo

george, what's going on? as if you didn't know. how could you? your husband's not the world's best-looking guy. lord knows he's not the thinnest. but he's a decent and loyal man. what you got to say? george, i've been helping carl set up the marriage counseling program at the help center. we just came here to celebrate. oh. you're a marriage counselor? yep. why don't you counsel this woman's husband? he's a hothead, jumping to conclusions. i tried to tell him, "nothing's going on between them." you think he listened? no. he won't make a fool out of me. we got to talk. carl, i've never been so embarrassed. tom would never do that on his own. what aboutthat other guy? let's just say every day's a full moon for george. i've got to settle this. if he thinkswe're having an affair, let's notdisappoint him. what? i'm very attracted to you.i want you. for what? now thati've met tom, i know you're readyfor an affair. what are you talking about? i'm a marriagecounselor. you said tom wasn't payingenough attention to you. i am? let's not kid ourselves. there

bush and saying george w. bush lied about the war, if he wins south carolina, how does one stop donald trump? >> that is an excellent question. >> it is the question. >>> when we come back, more onhen we come back, more o (phone ringing)you can't deal with something, by ignoring it. but that's how some presidential candidates seem to be dealing with social security. americans work hard, and pay into it. so our next president needs a real plan to keep it strong. (elephant noise) (donkey noise) >>> my constitution is a very flexible constitution. you think the death penalty is a good idea? persuade your fellow citizens and adopt it. you think it's a bad idea? persuade them the other way and eliminate it. i have my rules. that confine me. i know what i'm looking for. when i find it, the original leaning of the constitution, i am handcuffed. if i believe that the first amendment meant when it was adopted that you are entitled to burn the american flag, i have to come out that way. even though i don't like to come

that's the spirit, george. george, are you all right? --chair. you see, martha, you see? it's starting already. dennis: hup, two, three, four. dennis: hup, two, three, four. dennis: hup, two, three, four. hup, two, three, four. hup, two, three, four. hup, two, three, four. margaret, you're out of step. i am not. everybody else is. oh. dennis: hup, two, three, four. it's only dennis and his friends playing soldier, dear. oh, well, i wish they'd hurry up and get shipped overseas. dennis: hup, two, three, four. squad, halt. now remember, we're here to protect good old mr. wilson. you guard the front door, private. aye, aye sir. seymour, "aye, aye" is navy talk. that's okay. i'm using a water gun. squad, attention. forward march. to the rear march. girls. forward march. hup, two, three, four. hup, two, three, four. hup, two, three, four. halt. captain? what is it, private? i'm thirsty. well, shoot yourself with your water gun. okay. you guard out here, margaret. i don't like it out there. there's nothing to guard but the sidewalk. listen, margaret, if you wanna be in our army

remember, george w. bush wasn't a presence, physically, at least, on the trail when mitt romney and john mccain were running. as bush 43 hopes to stump for the man he hopes will be bush 54, donald trump is lashing out yet again at the former president and his record. >> if the ex-president is campaigning for his brother, i think he's probably open to great scrutiny. maybe things that haven't been thought of in the past. the whole thing starts with the war in iraq. if the president went to the beach, we would have been better off, believe me. >> and that is just a small taste of the tough talk today. more to come later on in the show, as we preview george w. bush's big return to the campaign trail. again, less than an hour from now. but, we start tonight first with the entire political world reeling from the sudden and unexpected death of supreme court justice antonin scalia. on saturday morning, the 79-year-old conservative justice was found dead in his room at a hunting resort in remote west texas. offi