lovely dame helen mirren is here, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) then i'll be talking to the director of "star trek" and "star wars", sir j.j. abrams will be sitting down with us tonight. ( cheers and applause ) sir j.j., why not. and, we will have music from dma's! ( band playing ) and, oh, hey! that right there, over there in left field, that's jon batiste and stay human, everybody. say hi, everybody. ( cheers and applause they are about to gun the "late show" camaro and jump it over jazz canyon, but before they do, one more thing: a new study says binge-watching tv can cause depression. which explains the new phrase, "netflix and weep into a pint of ice cream." >> tonight, stephen welcomes helen mirren. j.j. abrams. and a musical performance by dma's. featuring jon batiste and stay and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert!" ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: here you go! mmm! mmm! ( cheers and applause ) i'll tell you one of the things, one of the reasons that story of the kid almost getting hit in the head with the bat rea

tonight. i will be talking to oscar-winning actress, the lovely dame helen mirren is here, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) then i'll be talking to the director of "star trek" and "star wars", sir j.j. abrams tonight. and we will have music from d.m.a.'s! ( band playing ) over there, in left field, that's jon batiste and stay human, everybody. say hi, everybody. they are about to gun the "late show" camaro and jump it over one more thing. a new study says binge-watching tv can cause depression. which explains the new phrase, "netflix and weep into a pint of ice cream." >> tonight, stephen welcomes helen mirren. j.j. abrams. and a musical performance by d.m.a.'s. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! >> stephen: here you go! mmm! mmm! i'll tell you one of the things, one of the reasons that story of the kid almost getting hit in the head with the bat really resonates with me, when i was a kid, i really liked to throw the bat after i hit the ball. possibly-- i'm not sure where i learned it, but possibly because i h

abrams. our next newscast because dennis always asks, it's helen mirren, and jjabrams. >> stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing "late show" theme ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! welcome to "the late show" everybody. thank you so much. everybody out there. >> stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: truth to wake them up! wake up! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! ( cheers and applause ) show time! hey, jon. how are you? good to see you, my friend? how you doing? >> jon: good, good, solid. >> stephen: how are your hamstrings, jon? >> jon: yeah, they're nice and stretched. >> stephen: i have to stretch mine out before i do anything rough tonight. welcome to "the late show," everybody. life is good, isn't it? ( cheers and applause ) it's not all bad news out there. some of it is absolutely fantastic. for instance, it's getting warmer. spring training right now upon down in florida. i just saw this heartwarming story of a baseball bat flying at a child's head. ( laughter ) did you guys see this today? danny ortiz of the pittsburg pirates is up to bat, takes

, "netflix and weep into a pint of ice cream." >> tonight, stephen welcomes helen mirren. j.j. abrams. and a musical performance by dma's. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert!" ( cheers and applause ) ) >> stephen: here you go! mmm! mmm! ( cheers and applause ) i'll tell you one of the things, one of the reasons that story of the kid almost getting hit in the head with the bat really resonates for me, is that, when i was a kid, i really liked to throw the bat after i hit the ball. possibly-- i'm not sure where i learned it, but possibly because i had seven brothers, and i was the youngest, and i learned how to bat from them, and they were always showing off in the backyard. so if they hit the ball in our backyard, they would hit and just kind of let it fly, like a gladiator throwing away his sword after he decapitated his opponent. and so as a kid i used to always hit the ball and let the ball fly-- let the bat fly. it would just go off look a helicopter of death towards the stands. and my coach would always say, "don't do that! a

colbert is next with helen mirren. have a great weekend, family, and sleep well. ♪ >> stephen colbert! captioning sponsored by cbs ( band playing "late show" theme ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! welcome to "the late show," everybody. thank you so much. everybody up there, down there, everybody out there, out there, out there. >> stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: trying to wake them up! wake up! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: whooo! ( cheers and applause ) welc--( laughs ) show time! hey, jon, how are you? >> jon: right here, right here. >> stephen: good to see you, my friend! how you doing? >> jon: good, good, solid. >> stephen: how are your hamstrings? how are your hamstrings, jon? >> jon: yeah, they're nice. >> stephen: hamstrings feeling okay? >> jon: yeah, they're nice and stretched. >> stephen: i've got to stretch mine out before i do anything rough tonight. welcome, welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm stephen colbert. you know, life is good, isn't it? life is good. ( cheers and applause ) more life is better. it's not all bad news out there. so

with stephen colbert, helen mirren, jj ,,,,,,,,ms francisco's mission district today... francisco's mission district traffic in the bay area can be bad! but things were worse in the mission district of san francisco, because of this little piggy. she ran on the road near delores park about 8:30 this morning. folks chased after the pig, and finally a construction worker captured her, turned her over to animal care and control. the neighbor janice! the owners came to pick her up. [ laughter ] >> st. mary's had a chance to punch a ticket to the ncaa dance if they could get past gonzaga. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, who has been signing the bit >> it's the raiders general manager who has been signing the wig guess checks, the -- biggest checks, they will make asimile, among the top paid offensive lineman. they will sign pass rushing linebacker bruce irvin, he had 22 sacks in four years with seattle, and will reunite with ken norton, junior. randy bennett and st. mary's beat gonzaga. gonzaga led for most of the game. it's a 3 points game however. how does gonzaga respond. >> reporter: like a tea

be a role model because if dame helen mirren was showing them titties, like i would very much like try to emulate her. >> yeah, yeah. >> larry: you would try to emulate it? >> yeah! ( laughter ) >> larry: i love that the the dame is one. >> the dame helen mirren. dame helin mirren, if you show those titties, i will show my titties, too. >> larry: that sound like a "nightly show" challenge upon! oh, my god! what is her next movie? who is she playing next? >> if kim kardashian was venus de milo, we wouldn't have a problem with her taking selfies because she wouldn't have arms. ( laughter ) >> larry: you've been using a sexuality in your work i mean all the time. how do you deal with the haters? there are haters out there. >> yeah, let me know, because i'm about to go naked. >> you steam roll them. you just keep going and, you know, if you don't have haters then you don't-- you're not doing anything. >> oh! ( applause ). >> so it's really complicated for women because not only do we have to deal with being objectified, but then deal with being empowered and then deal with being called

with the girl. changed. you are cleared to engage. >> gosh, helen mirren there. aaron paul is with us now. the cast, exceptional. the whole time i was watching, i was thinking about what you had to do to prepare for that role. >> yeah, i mean, it's a very, very heavy, rev vi heavy film. heavy story to tell. i talked to a military drone pilot, did a lot of research with him, learned how to fly drones. just, you know, learning all of very scary world, yeah. >> when you work with somebody like helen mirren, do you get star struck? >> of course. she's such a legend, you know? i look up to her in so many ways. when i first met her, they'd already been shooting. we had dinner together, and we just shared some whiskey and -- >> oh, that breaks the ice. >> breaks the ice. >> how cool is that? >> this woman can hold her liquor, and she's fantastic. >> fun to party with. >> she is. >> helen mirren. >> dame helen mirren can hold her liquor. >> it's great. >> is that bad of me to say? >> no, it's awesome. it's a compliment. >> it confirms why we love her. >> exactly. >> love her even more. >>

. >>> and another fa actress, dame helen mirren who is now appearing in yet eye in the sky." she rrq" so fab on e carpet, among other t >> how blessed ta two oem >> ev! >> plus one of our favorit chefs, reid alexander is over there, my adopted son. >> good morning. >> welcome back, happy lady. you were on such an adventure, right? >> absolutely. pork chops today. ! we've done that comment before, a couple of mso >> major manhood happenge there. >> so, it is time -- were 4. >> we're allowed. >>> last night was the fin episode of eal" season 20. >> everybody tw of tweets all night, but the person who knows the most about "the bachelor" is amanda avery. >> you look beautiful t >> thank you. >> kind of bittersweet. t. >> it's so emotional, i couldn't eat my dinner. i started eating, i had to put it down. my stomach was churning so much over the anxiety of whose heart he was going to break. >> what time do d >> like around 8:00. i sat down but put it away. >> put it way. >> anyway, here's what happened. we've been talki authi three mont. 28 girls, we're down to the finatw now ben still co

is here amount is that it is time to get some friday flicks. this week, helen mirren is a kernel faced with an impossible choice, while commanding a drone mission and john goodman keeps people in a bunker save him from mysterious event in time cloverfield lane entertainment tonight kevin frazier. >> reporter: -- >> i saved your life by bringing you here. accident a young woman awaits in a bunker where a man played by john goodman tells her that the world outside is uninhabitable because of a chemical attack but is he really who he claims to be? the plot is be kept tightly under wraps and jj abrams only hinted at what is to come. >> in the process of working on the movie, so under the radar. because we just -- we had a different name, and it was a low-budget movie, no one was really asking questions. we make sure that the cast and the crew knew that we would rather not have this get out so ruin the experience for moviegoers. >> something is coming. >> reporter: a lot more at stake than you see in this image and eye in the sky, helen mirren is a colonel commanding a drone mission t

, dame helen mirren "eye in the sky." she looked so fab on the red carpet, among other thing. >> how bless rd we to have two of our favorite women. >> ever! >> plus one of our favorite chefs, reid alexander is over there, my adopted son. >> good morning. >> welcome back, happy lady. we're on such an adventure. we need your mom to go with us. >> absolutely. >> look how reid has a little -- >> no! we've done that comment before, a couple of segments ago. >> major manhood happen iing ov >> we've known you since you were 4. >> we're allowed. >>> last night was the final episode of "the bachelor." >> everybody -- by the way, tons the most about the bachelor is amanda avery. >> you look beautiful today. >> kind of bittersweet. it's the end. >> it's so emotional, i couldn't eat my dinner i started eating. i put it down, because my stomach was churning so much over the anxiety of whose heart he was going to break. >> what time do you eat dinner? >> like around 8:00. i sat down but put it away. >> put it way. >> anyway, here's what happened. we've been talking about this three months. 28 girl

the sky" has helen mirren, aaron paul, the late allan rickman, his last on screen performance before his untimely death. it's a political thriller. and you want your audience to think when they leave the theater. >> well, i hope to. thanks soap. apologies i've been wearing these clothes for the last 15 hours. it's embarrassing. i hope to get my bag tomorrow. but yes, the script was a fantastic read. it allows an audience to look at this question of drone warfare in the modern world from multiple points of view. it doesn't in any way tell the audience what to think. it encourages you to think. at the same time what i hope audiences will get is a tremendous thriller. helen mirren is fantastic anytime. the late alan rickman i really wish he was here tonight to talk about it. he spoke so well. >> thank you, gavin. check it out on nbcbayarea.com. cinequest kicks off tonight. good night. >>> how oprah helped erin andrews overcome her peeping tom nightmare. >> the untold story behind her emotional tv interview and why erin was forced to do it. now on "extra." >> erin andrews' new breakdown

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that it is a helen mirren movie who is my favorite actress and the fact that it is a beautiful theater that i haven't seen before, that was enough. >> reporter: now in its 26th year, it showcases more than 200 films. the majority are independent. the festival comes amid controversy over the lack of diversity in films. organizers say this year's festival is more inclusive than years past. >> recently we had issues with the academy. cinequest has 50% of its films directed by women. not only that we've always been inclusive. we've never had to try. it's an amazing lineup that represents the globe. 50 different countries and cultures. >> reporter: and its attractive big names. among those on the red carpet, academy award winning director, gavin hood who directed this year's opening night film, the eye in the sky. it stars helen mirren in the late alan rickman. he premiered his first film at cinequest back in 1999 and despite using his baggage at the airport and i, he's glad to be back. >> it's great to be in san jose. the spirit here is a four film well -- film lovers and people wh

on tuesday, this happened with helen mirren. ♪ (applause) that's right! that is dame helen mirren, so technically, that makes me a knight. (cheers and applause) then just yesterday with the great sally field, this happened. ♪ (applause) so it has been an eventful week for my face. feeling pretty good about myself. these were both great made-for-tv moments, and when i got home, made-for-awkward silence moments. actually, my wife is cool with it. we talked it over and agreed she is free to make out with gentleman actor of a certain age. i suggested ian mckellan and she suggested paul rudd. he's 70. my wife told me he's 70. and i just want to state, on record, that both those kisses were great but did not mean anything, which is why i am not hurt that neither of those women called the next day. (laughter) i mean, i don't even know if they've called because i have not checked my phone since i came out here. nope. nothing. while i don't wait for those calls, we have got a great show for you tonight. (cheers and applause) you know her from "into the woods" and the "pitch perfect" movies,