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that's a good question, and to answer that we welcome our newest contributor, michelle wolf, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) michelle, will bringing out melania help donald trump with women voters? >> oh, yeah, trevor, because you want to appeal to everyday american women, bring out a slovenian supermod toll help make your case. >> trevor: okay, point taken. but does it help? >> honestly, it's what all male politicians do. they try to relate to women by bringing out their wives. it's such caveman reasoning-- "you are woman. me have woman. you vote me." ( laughter ) >> trevor: so basically you're saying wives are just the props for the candidates. >> yeah, and they shouldn't be. that's the job of the children. >> audience: oooh! >> trevor: look, supporting the candidates, humanizing the candidate candidates, that seems one of the roles a spouse should play on the campaign trail. >> oh, not if the spouse is a man. see, when bill clinton campaigns for hillary he talks policy. or look at german chancellor angela merkel. she has a husband. they probably connected when she was like, "i ne

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wolf, featuring the 8g band with fab moretti. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. very, very good to hear. let's get to the news. hillary clinton and bernie sanders debated in

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. >> reporter: that's right, wolf. donald trump tonight is sending a very clear message that he is ready to move on and move ahead, saying that senator cruz should be mathematically eliminated from the primary. senator cruz saying it is not over yet, and also admitting for the first time today now his only path forward is through contested convention. tonight donald trump is taking a victory lap. >> we had a great night last night in new york. >> reporter: keeping his foot on the gas when it comes to rival ted cruz. >> lying ted cruz, lying ted. lies, oh, he lies. >> reporter: and his potential general election opponent hillary clinton. >> i love running against crooked hillary. i love that. better. better. bernie wouldn't be as much fun. >> reporter: the gop frontrunner boosted his bid for the republican nomination with a blowout victory tuesday in his home state. >> we don't have much of a race any more. >> reporter: trump swept nearly all of new york's 95 delegates, shutting out ted cruz from getting even a single d

thank you, michelle, out on bail but still under investigation. police looking for more victims linked to a south bay personal trainer accused of child molestation. morgan hill police arrested david wolf yesterday in front of his gym wolf pack, suspected of assaulting two girls and women. they claim they happened in 2015. police began investigating him two months ago. they hope other victims will come forward. >>> they are looking for a fresh start in marin county. a deadly shooting prompted the renameing of the road where that shooting happened. today the county board of supervisors approved changing the name of gunshot fire road to sunrise fire road t. gunshot reference was considered inappropriate after last october's tragedy. three so-called drifters are accused of shooting and killing a yoga vuktor who was walking his dog an a trail there. they will be in court for a preliminary hearing next month. >>> someone pay have to buy themselves a new mercedes benz in san francisco. public works crews are trying to clear the work if castro after a chi

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