joe. -joe t.: yep? lemonis: come here, bud. if joe can't have a conversation with somebody without erupting, he's never gonna grow professionally. i told you when i came back for the opening that i was super proud of what you did... joe t.: thank you. lemonis: ...and that i felt like you did all the work. i don't think you ever felt like i didn't give you that credit. joe t.: no, of course. yeah. -lemonis: okay. -joe t.: okay. lemonis: the only thing that's missing is your ability to absorb information from other people. because i think it'll -- honestly, i think it'll help. it'll make people feel like they can approach you. joe t.: but i've never done business with anyone who feels that i'm unapproachable. i do well with relationships. lemonis: but let's assume that we can work on it. joe t.: but, yeah, as long as you don't stick your foot out to trip me, we'll keep moving, but don't try to trip me up. lemonis: but he may even do that. joe t.: then we're gonna go to war. lemonis: no, you don't have to go to war. what you have

by: >> joe: j.p. howell is the left-hander who takes over. fourth pitcher of the night. kenta maeda started and is still in line for the win. howell usually busy out of the bullpen. and he brings it to rivera, first pitch swinging and a short hop pick up by seager. one out; howell definitely will not register to the radar gun but he uses deception, movement, and changes of speed. >> joe: juan lagares coming off the bench now. he had a 3-r.b.i. night last night including a home run. 8-0 on the strength of four home runs tonight by the dodgers. two by how else. one by -- by utley, one by gonzalez and one my kendrick. now the right-hander, jim henderson getting loose for the mets. >> john: it's been an interesting day. we documented here but i looked at the scoreboard and the chicago white sox, leading 7-1 in the bottom of the ninth against the defending champs. they've scored seven times to win the game. shortlyav losing two of their better players, as kansas -- has kansas city. >> joe: a fly ball into

joe. i will go with b because i really want to hear somebody say fellating a dic ksicle again. >> the answer is b fellating a dicksicle at a spanish gay pride parade. take a look. there it is. >> yeah. (applause) is. >> i like that he is giving it a little kiss too. like he's about to go to work on it. >> chris: this photo shop was hacked on an electronic billboard by somebody on twitter going bid name [bleep] johnny. feks up fell the bern and cauldron bubble things are not going great for disshef eled yoda bernie sanders. will need magic to get that democratic nomination. thankfully he's gotten the support of a pretty magical demographic, witches. portlandes hell a ceremony to amplify pos tifer energy for the bernman. let's watch these hufflepuffs in action. >> be the bern, be the bern, be the bern, be the bern. >> donald trump. sharon, no transfiguring while we're trying to do the bernie circle. come on! (cheers and applause) >> we talked about this. sharon peeed on the sandwiches again,

joe: right. another thing that people say, and it is the beginning of may, if you believe in rhyming-based investment strategies, is there anything to that? should people base their strategies on what rhymes? >> no. the times it doesn't work, particularly, is when you have some sort of change in cyclical conditions. if the economy starts to get stronger, and for example the lead indicator for industrial production, that looks like it will be picking up over the next few months. running in contrast to the normal seasonality when industrial activity tends to slow. here we are coming off a really soft patch. it may not work out that way. if you look at history on this, diving way too much time into things like industrial production capacity, ism, and even people were talking about the ism as a problem because it broke at low 50 earlier this year. that was the 14th time since 1990 that it broke below 50. the prior 13 instances, only three ended in recessions. myself modestly constructive. i have a 21

joe: but why not? our government debt and the gdp and why doesn't that cause the inflation that people expect and why happened our creditors don't print dollars? why doesn't this is an seem to be moving the needle just a little bit -- why doesn't this seem to be moving the needle just a little bit? there are people willing to produce more to meet command -- meet demand. people andjust say, perhaps even donald trump have slightly misinterpreted what we are saying. what we are saying is that government always spends through keystrokes and he used the term printing money and a lot of people do this. is federal government running its spending through our is not bank, the fed, really using real money, and we are not using wheelbarrows of money. that is how the government always spends. whether it is making an interest payment, whether it is redeeming bonds, whether it is making social security payments or funding military hardware, it always spends through a credit bank account. joe: so what you're saying i

joe: thank you very much. scarlet: crude oil climbed to a six-month high, moving into an earlier than expected deficit following stuff in nigeria. ♪ ♪ scarlet: it is time for the wittenberg business flash -- bloomberg business flash. energy playing to reorganize its debt under cap europe -- chapter 11 bankruptcy laws. into equity while allowing the corporations to keep going. they filed in u.s. bankruptcy court in texas. the oil and gas producer has the support of competitors. report from the united nations and the world health organization has concluded the chemical found in month santos roundup is unlikely to cause cancer in humans areas this caps on europe controversy after the killer. it was the most used herbicide. and the treasury department is disclosing specifics about how much u.s. debt is held by saudi arabia. this had been held confidential for more than four decades, but is being released in response to an open records request. the stockpiles are under $117 billion as of march. that makes saudi

joe: continuing on this. in some of your last several appearances, one of the things has been markets held up ok. people piling in etf. do you think the surge in low volatility is this of people want market exposure to this going up but they wanted in some way they feel they are protected against the downside? >> absolutely. when you talk on the street there is a different sentiment where yes people are getting some lower exposure. they get the long s&p contracts. see whether it is retail clients, somebody who they haven't really moved those positions but it has definitely gone up. to get into aant volatility etf because they know it moves inversely to stocks, that is a big part of the population for these funds. it's one of the most popular and yourum volatility space to point. joe: thank you for joining us. scarlet: data release shows shows of existing homes increasing to a three-month high. mark: let's get to first word news. a lockdown at the white house has been lifted after police said a person was shot

joe: macy's are getting squeezed. amazon on the one hand and -- alix: it hurts macy's but is good for tjx. this is all good for jeff bezos. billion.th $67 despite the fact nasdaq has slumped. that is amazony or bust. macy's will be replaced at the number one apparel retailer by 2017 and we continue to see amazon move up. joe: it is wild how -- his surg e. i was looking at macy's chart and what happens during the month that macy's stock peaked? that was the month cut tries -- ties with donald trump. i was very amused by how nicely that timing worked out. what else is there to say? i think donald might claim some credit for this. i tried to tweet at him but he has not taken the bait. >> right now the brazilian senate is currently debating the fate of president dilma rousseff. a live report from sao paulo next. a vote is scheduled for 7:00 p.m. the clock is ticking on dilma rousseff. ♪ [ soft music ] e.t. phone home. when you find something you love, you can never get enough of it. change the way you experience tv with

joe: i'm joe rosenthal. alix: i'm alix steele. scarlet: stocks fluctuating after a disappointing lead on the american economy today. joe paterno the question -- joe: the question is what did you miss? scarlet: treasuries sending yields higher. alix: should we be satisfied with 160,000 jobs. does it point to a new reality in the labor market. joe: votes being counted in the u.k.'s general elections, the latest results indicate that an exit looks less likely. scarlet: we begin with our market minute. stocks do finish higher near the best levels of the day, we're talking fairly modest gains, the dow adding half of 1%. seven of 10 groups ending higher with materials the best performing sector. utilities were the lag guards here, a movement totsycally cal grooms. joe: instant selloff after the jobs report at 8:30, we sort of trended back up throughout the day and ended in the green as you see. alix: two things that caught my eye today, the whole week, the dow jones transportation average despite climbing higher today is right around 20

joe: deathly a continuation. todaye down one big loser with the financials which were big gainers yesterday. we had a steepening of the curve. banks gave up their big losses. alix: european stocks fell the most in two weeks. the day looked relatively ugly. now that we have closed off those lows it was an impressive seachange. to point out some changes. the s&p is a straight line kind of down. ,hat orange line moving average you don't want to see it break a long turn moving average. definitely a technical level to watch. what helped the markets has to be retail. in particular, walmart sing the best rally in seven years. .dding 40 points you can see how ups -- extreme it was. macy's, target. everything going lower. joe: target earnings, that was a surprise. the government bond market. we saw a big jump in yields. today very tiny reversal of that. >> interns of currency it is trading on economic fundamentals. result it is no longer the worst performing g 10 currency. a self recovery in the dollar is turning into a s

joe biden: "candid camera." to make the point about my state of delaware, there's a four-lane access highway that goes from downtown wilmington into pennsylvania on the way to chester, pennsylvania. and there's a big median strip right as you cross the line from pennsylvania -- delaware to pennsylvania. and allen had a giant sign erected, like a billboard, in saying,an strip "delaware closed today, overcrowded." and people turned around. people were stopping and turning around, going back. [laughter] joe biden: but guess what, you were going fast. i was bright young councilman, i was 27 years old, and i said why don't we have better transportation? i put together a whole big deal about transit and bus transit, and i couldn't get votes for it. you know what i find out? finally at a town meeting they said, we don't want them coming out here. not a joke. remember? those of you old enough, remember? well, you all got to get out there to get a job. we cut the payroll tax by $120 billion. payroll tax. every working af

joe: and i'm joe weisenthal. scarlet: u.s. stocks closing, the s&p lowest in the month, with the dollar having its best day in five weeks. joe: the question is, what'd you miss? whether they will be ready for the rate increase by june. inequality, and why these factors are likely to keep inequality high in the future. number of poor results for retailers to get we have a number of charts you cannot miss. youlet: all right, and when look at ready indexes ended, it might see nothing happened today, given the down in the s&p come the nasdaq up a of 1%, those fed minutes at 2:00 p.m. really change the game here. wouldf alien struct, they have no idea that today was very interesting. we saw a lot of volatility after -- thoses :00 p.m. 2:00 p.m. minutes. and you'll rose. in the equity, really a push and pull with equity and banks. you had the bank index at one point up the most since march. this started way before the minutes even came out. you saw the yield curve deepening slightly today, so if you have higher yields, basically bet

joe steffi. mr. steffi is coming to us from lewisburg, kansas where he is better known as poppin' joe, owner of poppin' joe's gourmet kettle corn. he's an example of the tremendous promise everyone is capable of achieving. when everyone sought so to limit his potential, mr. steffi and his family developed a business plan and through his hard work he has grown his business to where popping joe's kettle corn can be found at walmarts, fairs, craft shows, car shows, and events throughout kansas and georgia and hopefully someday in my office. mr. steffi has also shipped his kettle corn to our troops serving overseas, and we would have welcomed him bringing popcorn here today, but our rules prohibit bringing food into the room. so unfortunately we probably won't be doing that today. unless he's really per sint, in which case we might. no. he is accompanied today by his father, ray steffi, who will also be available to answer questions. we welcome his father here as well. and once more we thank all the witn

joe: the question is "what'd you miss?" alix: the dollar held on to gains for a second day after falling joe: to its lowest in almost a year. joe:and we are about three quarters of the way through earnings seasons. tesla and whole foods due to report earnings in this hour. alix: what does the u.s. economy look like in the shape of a trump presidency? guest have a very special joining us, all of her run it is our cohost for the hour. we are going to begin with the market minutes. another selloff for stocks. it was kind of across the board. allhad energy, financials, leading the way lower. s&p financial stocks, they were at a two week low. real leumi day and we had some eco-data that was bumpy and did not help to provide anything. joe: it was ugly overseas and asia-pacific was down. just once again, risk off, not that dramatic but not that great. oliver: it is a smooth ride up and once you get to 2100, things start to get shaky. a couple of sectors i think are interesting today -- you have the strength relative to the rest of

> joe rogan: yeehaw, ladies and gentleman. >> anthony: joe is of course the voice of the ufc, and the host of the wildly popular podcast, "the joe rogan experience." in recent years, joe has become an advocate for the notion that you should, whenever possible, know where your food comes from. >> joe rogan: the connection that you have with your food when you kill it yourself, it's just a totally different experience. >> anthony: i believe that if you choose to eat meat that you -- there should be a little bit of guilt and shame involved. something did die. so there should be a sense of loss and understanding. >> dan bailey: right here, this is it. i mean, you know where your food comes from. that's as small of a circle as you can get. hey tony, the three things we can hunt here are hungarian partridge, which is a small bird in the big kind of view, sharp-tailed grouse, and then rooster pheasants. so note no hen pheasants. i'll call out what it is. >> anthony: yeah, i'm going to wait for you because i sure as hell wouldn't be able to identify. >> dan bailey: so we'll get one person on

joe: the question is, "what'd you miss?" scarlet: writing demand and falling output, the worry about the calls. plus, the biggest headline jump in a month over month inflation within years. scarlet: changing environments for hedge funds, what is driving it and breaking down the crowded trades out there. we begin with our market minutes. a big decline for the dow and nasdaq and set -- s&p 500. many industry groups are lower. within the dow, 27 of the 30 names in the red. sales as theof quarter progressed really hit the company among all these retail concerns. joe: an ugly day all around, consumer staples losing, consumer discretionary energy being one area that was positive. in looking for companies or sectors that did not decline, take a look at that xle. oil and gas companies make up the only sector that did not drop. this was along with oil prices. also, transportation needs seemed to decline. shipper reaffirmed its guidance, but rising oil prices ending --t demand, improve their oil barge business. joe: in the government

joe: the question is, what'd you miss? scarlet: we ask goldman sachs' jeff currie what happens to metal prices. realplus, the brazilian rallies as the impeachment of dilma rousseff gains momentum. ide,: and on macy's s there's demand an week -- week demand and fierce competition. scarlet: u.s. stocks are gaining more than 1% and the dow up more than 200 points and the major s&p 500 groups are higher today. if you look at it on an individual basis, this is the dow and s&p's best day since 2011. joe: real risk on appetite. a big rally in europe, rally in commodities. green everywhere. alix: talk about green,, talk about amazon? at its highest level ever. share,d to $1000 per looking at market expansion, and basically the profits will expand faster in the next two years. i want to contrast that with gap, down over 11%. same-store sales down in april and the reason i thought that was interesting, it is like the new retail versus the old retail -- joe: perfect dichotomy there. alix: cap could not get more people in its stores.

joe: this is amazing. the: declassification is big trends in q1 of the first planning year and that would -- and that is what that title says. this is an anonymous interview that spans pages in the newspaper, outlining what they're playing would be and it seemed like this unnamed person was talking more about supply-side reforms, less stimulus in the market, taking control of structural changes. in may 2015, january 2016. unnamed sources are outlining an economic strategy, saying we are going for supply-side now. alix: this will be a 180. joe: there has been so much anxiety about the stimulus. all unbalanced and here you have this interview saying we are concerned about the debt, i don't remember seeing anything like it. alix: to see if we had that ship that can take place. joe: i am looking at the latest data on chinese imports and there are three lines on this chart. one is imports from hong kong, one is imports from japan, and one is imports from the u.s. imports from hong kong has surged 200% year-over

joe, good to see you. thank you so much, joe weisenthal, cohost of "what'd you miss?" his show is coming up next and tune into his conversation with jeff korea: sex one o -- with jeff currie of goldman sachs. much more ahead on "bloomberg markets." the close of trade is moments away. all the energy sectors are in the green with materials and industrials, the top performers. ♪ betty: this is "bloomberg markets." i am betty liu. 10 minutes closing of the session hybrid julie hyman has more in your markets check. julie: we have stocks closing of the highs, it looks like, and if you are a bull, that would be encouraging to you, one would think. the dow in particular of nearly 217 points. we have seen the rally just build and build and build throughout the day. the s&p 500 has continued to come if highs steadily you look at the intraday chart. that has been happening through the course of the day. pretty gradual but straight line upwards here. not seeing any hiccups, really, in the rally throughout the day. the rally we have seen through the past three days for the s&p 50

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joe, alix? on autodated numbers sales, in april, $7.32 million, a rebound in march, at just $16.4 million. the devil is in the details, that perhaps the march slowed and would continue, but that april rebound to over $17 million, really great. some interesting news after the bell, fiat and google teaming up to partner on self-driving cars. google will build 100 self-driving cars, based on a fiat-chrysler minivan. 17.3 million cars, but those are the old ones. the new generation is on its way, and fiat and chrysler are working together. millikening up, the richardce, interviewing byrne, coming up next. ♪ alix: "what'd you miss?" treasury secretary jack lew was work fore a deal will puerto rico, with no spillover to the commonwealth. institute, we asked the secretary how the island would restructure its debt, given recent legislative efforts in the house. >> we have been working on a bipartisan basis, between the treasury department and members of congress, trying to come up with technical appro

. >> mark cuban or joe biden? >> oh, joe. >> all right. you're picking joe. >> got to go with tony. >> tony. jeff probst. >> go the to go with tony. >> bernie sanders. >> got to go with tony. >> kanye? >> got to go with tony. what can i say? >> george clooney. >> oh! >> okay. so clearly they were playing a game of who would you rather. this is helping so she can have a little fun here. bernie sanders she didn't go with though. >> right. i think first of all, tony plays a president on "scandal," who's charming, cheats on his wife, and the wife becomes a senator and runs for president. i can see why that might appeal to hillary clinton. and let's face it, that guy can act. so i can't quibble with her choice there. i think hillary clinton has an uphill battle in humanizing herself to the voters. it's just not her strong suit. and it's not something she's been very practiced in, having been in the public eye for so long and out of daily life that most americans can relate to for so long. but she's trying. we'll see how that goes. >> all right,

and joe lesti. lisa. which candidate has the best plan for jobs. >> donald trump well he's a business guy. this should be the single biggest issue for donald trump. the problem for hillary clinton is that she's been campaigning to basically be a third term for president obama. what have we seen under the past 8 years of president obama. we have 94 million americans out of the workforce. we're at a 7 year high for layoffs. so he's are some results of president obama's policies. small businesses having to pay 11,000 dollars per employee for regulatory cost. >> joe, you have a businessman running against, well, hillary clinton. >> yeah and one with many failed business ventures and have has often had to go into bankruptcy. so let's talk about that record. we're talking about economic growth for 67 months now we've seen jobs created in this country. and let's not forget even though there are still people looking for jobs it used to be a lot worse. so the economy has grown consistently since the obama presiden

lisa: back with us is joe amato. joe, what is your take? joe: we have a lot of respect for the work that jan hatzius and his team do. rate hikehink a june is likely, one way or another. i don't think the fed will move. the question for me is september and december. lisa: why are hearing a crescendo of noise coming out from fed officials, trying to warn the market? joe: there has been a level of market complacency over the last number of months. i think the fed should be sensitive to surprising the market. so there is some chance, that if you have a live meeting in june youuly of an increase, don't want to surprise the market. when markets gets a prize, everything sells off. if they raised in june, it shouldn't be a surprise. they keep saying they could do it that given the numbers, the markets would be shocked. all they talk about is data-driven and data-driven. that doesn't suggest june is likely. coming off the first quarter with a .5% gdp growth. lisa: it depends what the data is. if you look at core inflation, you start to see a real pi

good morning. >> reporter: joe, brooke, good morning. this is her moanly happen here in new castle, delaware, right around 2 this afternoon, but preparations are well underway, just down that road this morning. and commerce boulevard will also close a little later on because of this event. now, vice president joe biden, and doctor jill biden, are both expected to attend. it will be a very fitting way to mark this memorial day for their family. today the delaware national guard headquarters becomes the major joseph r beau biden the third national guard reserve center. beau biden dedicated his life to service, to his family as a father, to his state as attorney general, and to his country, enlisting in the army national guard following 9/11, major general frank says beau biden grew into his role as a citizens soldier training in the hauls that will now bear his name. he worked in the adjunct general's offers in 2008 deployed to iraq for a year. he returned with the legion of merit, the bronze star, and the gratitude of his comrads. "eyewit

ladies and gentlemen, vice president joe biden is one of those people. joe and i had many disagreements on many different issues. i can imagine what he's doing back here. even as we disagreed, we both always understood the need to keep looking for things that we could agree on. because while i'm a republican and joe's a democrat, the fact is, at first we're both americans. so mr. vice president, it is an honor to share the stage with you today. i was thinking about what i was going to say this morning. applaud for joe. >> let's get something straight right off the bat. i don't like john boehner. i love him. >> is it me or does john boehner look ten years younger since he left congress? i don't know. >>> still ahead, it was the rangers and blue jays' final time meeting this season, and boy, did they go out with a bang. we'll show you what led to a bench-clearing brawl and a right hook to the jaw. we'll show you when "way too early" comes right back. with usaa is awesome. homeowners insurance life insurance automobile insurance i spent 20 years active duty they stil

i cannot wait to hear what joe zee has to say about that. he worked with most of big names at the met and was right there on the steps getting interviews that nobody else could. ♪ we never go out of style >> hi, beyonce. >> last night it was all about beyonce, back and backsides. thanks, madonna? >> maybe there is more to cover the back? lady gaga, no pants, until had to brace herself on kate hudson's back. >> you had a moment with lady gaga on the carpet. >> the night belonged to queen bee. >> beyonce shut down the red gala red carpet in a latex dress. >> no wedding ring no jay-z and it was her first red carpet since rumors that her album "lemonade" was about him cheating. why are you cheating on me? why was jay-z a no show? a report says he's done it before. there is no big reason for him to go. and we remember when he did it before two years ago and so does solage. >> give it up to queen bee. ♪ you better call becky with the good hair ♪ >> rita who was accused of being rumored the other woman squashed all of that with a quick pose w

we're back with dan, james and joe. so joe, the little sisters of the poor case, religious liberty case, lot of people are saying this is a victory actually for the little sisters. you agree? >> i do. i don't think it's a narrow victory. i think it's a pretty broad victory decided on narrow grounds. what they were saying was we want some kind of accommodation that actually accommodates our religious beliefs. >> so we don't have to follow the mandate on' contraception and abortion as part of obamacare. >> that's right. after oral arguments, the supreme court said go back, is there a way to accommodate them and still achieve all the goals of this mandate and the obama administration admitted yes, there was. so what the court said was all right, go back, figure out some kind of compromise that respects the tradition of religious pluralism in america and we will see if it happens. >> they vacated the lower court judgments against the little sisters of the poor and said you cannot in this decision punish the little sisters i

rumor is joe wrote about their split in his music. >> joe, you did tell us when some of your music comes out, we'll know exactly who it's how will we know exactly who what song is about. >> i didn't say that. >> are you sure??o cf1 o >> i think somebody from you guys said that. >> well, let's check the tape. >> once it's out, will fans know who it's about? >> maybe. i mean, as of right now you definitely will know who it's about. >> look, i'm sure somebody's going to try to figure out something, but ultimately, when we write music, we try to make it relatable to everybody. ♪ don't need to question >> yeah, that's what they all say. but moving on, we found out joe has a hidden talent, channeling his rother's sexy video moves. >> i can do a pretty good nick impression. >> oh. please. >> want me to do it for the camera, though? >> absolutely. >> no words were spoken. >> we have to do it by side. you're going to see some comparisons. >> pretty good. can't even tell the difference. >> can we back up for a second? i have to repeat the quote of the day. you can't be with an insecure man if yo

please welcome joe pera. [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. [ laughter ] my name is joe pera. a few months ago i had dinner with my mom's cousin bill. and his two sons patrick and henry who he's raising on his own. and bill was telling me that this young gentlemen, he's trying to teach the boys that they should have ten jokes in their back pockets for use in any social situation. [ laughter ] it's quite different from unspoken joke advice that my own dad gave me which was to go into social situations guns blazing until you accidentally offend someone or your wife tells you to knock it off. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i thought about advice and maybe there are a handful of things that i do pull out of my own back pocket for use in social situations. [ light laughter ] for instance, whenever i pick up my mother josephine from the hairdresser, i'll wave to the rest of the ladies getting perms and then say, this truly is the beauty parlor. [ laughter ] a good one for weddings is if you clink your glass and stand up as if you're going to give a toast and then you announce, and now i

joe: i'm joe rosenthal. alix: i'm alix steele. scarlet: stocks fluctuating after a disappointing lead on the american economy today. joe paterno the question -- joe: the question is what did you miss? scarlet: treasuries sending yields higher. alix: should we be satisfied with 160,000 jobs. does it point to a new reality in the labor market. joe: votes being counted in the u.k.'s general elections, the latest results indicate that an exit looks less likely. scarlet: we begin with our market minute. stocks do finish higher near the best levels of the day, we're talking fairly modest gains, the dow adding half of 1%. seven of 10 groups ending higher with materials the best performing sector. utilities were the laar

. >> reporter: joe field has owned the flying comics shop here for nearly 30 years and back in 2001 he founded the freecomic day. it started small and now is celebrated worldwide in 60countries. publishers distribute million of the copies. >> it's a great day with the movies opening and that sort of thing. to call to attention the great movies that they are based on. >> we have had people wait as long as 16 hours to get in. >> reporter: over 1500 came today and more than 3000 comics were handed out. >> you get to see so many people that are interested in the exact same thing. >>> life is a gamble and you might has well try to win that money. >> the winning numbers have been pulled. so pull out the tickets. here are the winning numbers on the screen. the power ball number is 9. now, if nobody wins the jackpot will continue to climb. so, before the drawing, the jackpot was 415 million again, it could rise, we'll bring that number to you a little bit later on in the news cast. we have some news the warriors game is over and the warriors have lost. final score 122-108. it's game three and

charlie: are there big moments here, joe? joe: it is interesting to hear us talk about it. we talk about it like it is a depressing evening in the theater even though it does deal with -- it is wildly entertaining. it truly is. it can attest to the fact create in some way i am always so impressed at how someone so young was able to write such a wise play that is extremely entertaining and yet about what is going on in our world today. charlie: it took about four years. >> to your point about the play being celebratory and funny and kind of joyous, although i started from this -- i started talking about how it is from this fear-based place but there is the way that this family comes together through this imperfect but deep love. you see the way that they have this astonishing resilience. it's that is one of the things we have talked about, it is in accurate portrayal of this is what love looks like. sometimes it is missing. sometimes it is a vicious. they exist side-by-side and that is the overriding thing the play that i think people respond to and when they say that is my

according to the staging supervisor joe barry. >> it's buried in the rocks. just like you have in your backyard. >> and within minutes, that flaming setup disappears. >> it's pretty incredible how they do it. it's so impressive kind of down to a scienc >> very impressive. and here's something that i found really interesting. fire is allowed on the set, as you saw, but water is not. that's because water can leak into places it's not supposed to. then that wouldn't be fair to the next performer because, obviously, they could slip. ♪ i keep hoping >> that is the band dnce l former jo bro, joe jonas. seems like definitely has a thing for supermodels. we were exclusively behinddthe scenes of his new music video. we asked him about his love life. that is, when joe wasn't making out with lingerie beauty ashley ♪ >> ay'shleles ro is, i guess, my girlfriend. my new girlfriend. >> ashley getting steamy in her very first music video, llcking lips with joe jonas for dnce's latest single "toothbrush." ♪ >> i've been a fan since "cake by the ocean," which i can't get

joe and i had many disagreements on many different issues. [laughter] i can imagine what he's doing back here. [laughter] but, you know, i learned the art of being able to disagree without being disagreeable growing up at my dad's bar. but even as we disagreed, we both always understood the need to keep looking for things that we could agree on. because while i'm a republican and joe's a democrat, the fact is at first we're both americans. so, mr. president, it is an honor to share the stage with you today.. thinking about what i was going to say -- [applause] applaud for joe. [applause] come on. [applause] i was thinking about what i was going to say this morning and decided that, you know, the speech that i have is not really the speech i want to give. when i was sitting in these seats out here like you over 40 years ago, i could never have imagined a that i would have spent some 34 years in public service. never could have imagined what the path in life i would take. and so i began to think about what's really important. and i know a lot o

joe, what do you think? >> i think whether it's facebook or whether it's google you have the most powerful companies in the world that make their a anesthesiology r anesthesiololgorithms state sec. when you try to talk to them and get input in to how they determine where things are, whether it's on facebook or on google, they said that's a secret. that's a trade secret. again, the more powerful they become the more of a responsibility they have to explain publicly what they do privately. so there's transparency. so conservatives and liberals, bernie supporters, hillary supporters, trump supporters make sure they get a fair shake and not unpounded fairly by people who control the algorithms and keep it secret. >> kristen will extract the secrets. thank you so much. we'll see you soon. >> chris isschris, thank you. >> my it's my son's birthday. harrold, we'll see you, man. >>> still ahead chuck todd and tom brokhaw join us. and 40 years later take a look at how far black america has come and how far it has to

joe: and i'm joe weisenthal. alix: and i'm alix steel. and this is "what'd you miss?" ♪ u.s. stocks closing at a mix this afternoon. apple is at the lowest level in nearly two years. joe: this is "what'd you miss?" an investor carl icahn recently doubled down on a bid. joe: plus, brazil has a new acting president. an shellshocked investors look for clues on the industry's hell. minutes --es in just industry's help. those stories in just minutes. the major index get most of the gains leading little right now. the big mover of course was apple trading near

he is more nervous than hillary taking a polygraph, joe mackey. we'll go with it. >> that is bad for my career. >> his comedy is not low brow, it is uni-brow. comedian sam morrell. and do you know how long it takes to drain a body of all of its blood? he does. sitting next to me is cia covert operator and president of diligence llc, my baker. sho. >> donald trump has lost the literary vote. hundreds of authors including steven king and david eggers signed a petition against the billionaire businessman. and who moves american opinion like amy tan? the position title said the political candidate who appears to the moo violent element in society? who encourages violence and demands immediate and forceful response? and what could be more forceful than a petition? is this the ploat of my favorite -- is this the plot of my favorite thriller? or do they think they wrote the book on trump? a heartbreaking staggering ignorance. if you ask me they are all members of the joy less club. we worked hard on those imrasks. >> you worked very hard. >> i feel like

and that is how i met joe on the field. and it took a -- he took a picture ofmen me that had been over -- of me that had been all ore the pla over the place and that has opened up my world. i play with a group called the saints and sinners. ten members, and the wife, i took them to referio and played there and it had been 40 years since i played and we had a big crowd. so after the dance and the music, we went to the cafe. it was a popular cafe, it is mentioned in a lot of books and everybody goes there. so here we are, about 35 of us, we all eat after the deal. of course, i don't have that kind of money to pay for all of those guys. so i said, well, whatever we eat, we divide it into ten and go pay it. so i went to dale moya, the owner of the restaurant and i said, dale, i need the bill. she said, vince, it has already been taken care of. and i said, who? she said, they want to stay anonymous. so that is the way my life has been going. thank you. >> anonymous. >> i'm playing with my hearing aids. >> vince, you earned more

. >> i knew what joe was going through. i knew joe's history. he had to be held accountable. but i just felt i had to go with him. i felt i had to go with him. >> reporter: so a few minutes after joe was locked up, judge lou olivera surprised the man he sent to jail by joining him. for the entire night. >> we ate meat loaf. and we talked about a lot of things. >> we talked about our families. >> reporter: and the walls got further apart. >> the walls didn't exist. he brought me back to north carolina from being in a truck in afghanistan. >> that meant so much to me, sir. >> reporter: this past week joe promised the judge no more messups it's not how law and order usually works. some times jail its not what a man needs. sometimes the best sentence. >> i love you. >> i love you. >> thank you for believing in me. >> the best lesson is compassion. >> the "cbs overnight news" will be right back. the military is more than a career, it's a journey. and every step along the way, the uso is there. it's an experience that soldier will never forget... that's what the uso does. [announce

joe over you. >> now 48. there is a lot coming up on cbs this morning. >> anthony mason joins us live from new york with a preview. good morning, anthony. >> good morning, brooke, good morning, joe. coming up we're in texas and south carolina tracking the deadly and severe memorial day weather. plus, animal expert jack hanna on the decision to shoot a guerrilla, after a little boy fell inside an exhibit. also, doctor david reveals the hole's he's finding in major new study suggesting a link between cell phones and cancer. and, meet the former marine, who has created comic book about life on the battlefield and beyond. the news back in the morning, see in you about ten minutes. >> okay, anthony, thank you very much. >>> there are basilica of saints peter and paul living in the heart of new york sit. >> i jill wagner shows us these bees keep manhattan echo system moving forward. >> high above the busy streets of manhattan, an unlikely buzz. bees, tens every thousands of them, who call this skyscraper home. >> t