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>> steve: miley, steve. >> what's going on, steve? >> steve: hey, how's it going? i have a question for you. >> i am playing with a with this one. i am a vegan. i love all animals. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: miley, what is the largest muscle in the human body? don't be dirty. [ light laughter ] >> wait, wait, wait. >> steve: largest muscle. in the human body. >> no. >> steve: he can help you. >> no. >> jimmy: don't ask my booth! [ laughter ] >> that's what i was thinking. wait no, skin! wait -- [ laughter ] no, wait what did you say? >> stesk the answer is the gluteus maximus -- >> [ bleep ] >> steve: -- or the butt. >> oh [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: miley, stop saying that! >> steve: oh! [ laughter and applause ] joining miley's booth is the winner of the best freestyle beard in the 2016 national beard and mustache championship, say hello to garey faulkner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's two tarantulas. >> steve: he's got one in his beard. all right, i'm going to call jimmy. cause this next question -- [ cheers and applause ] oh! >> jimmy: oh. oh, my gos
>> steve: miley, steve. >> what's going on, steve? >> steve: hey, how's it going? i have a question for you. >> i am playing with a with this one. i am a vegan. i love all animals. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: miley, what is the largest muscle in the human body? don't be dirty. [ light laughter ] >> wait, wait, wait. >> steve: largest muscle. in the human body. >> no. >> steve: he can help you. >> no. >> jimmy: don't ask my...
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>> steve: can they vape? vape, yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: here's another one. someone spotted this in a a public restroom here, it says "please use hand dryers, thank you management" then it says over the hand dryer "out of order." [ laughter ] that wasn't that great, that one. >> steve: that was a real sign. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that one was actually a real sign, there. that's actually, something you'd see. >> steve: yeah, something you'd see in real life. >> jimmy: the illusion of choice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've got to wipe it on your pants. >> steve: catch 22. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: shouldn't even wash your hands at that point. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah, go in. >> jimmy: you're better -- >> steve: i tried man. >> jimmy: i think i'm clean. i'm cleaner than that faucet is probably. >> steve: exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: faucet probably doesn't even work. >> steve: yeah, probably no water. probably the toilet doesn't even work. >> jimmy: there's probably more signs in that bathroom. >> steve: it's probably not even -- it's probably a bakery.
>> steve: can they vape? vape, yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: here's another one. someone spotted this in a a public restroom here, it says "please use hand dryers, thank you management" then it says over the hand dryer "out of order." [ laughter ] that wasn't that great, that one. >> steve: that was a real sign. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that one was actually a real sign, there. that's actually, something you'd see. >> steve: yeah,...
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. >> steve: cough. turn your head and cough. >> jimmy: i'm not doing that. [ laughter ] >> steve: waffle. >> jimmy: they make you cough? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: like a dry batter. >> steve: yeah, dry batter. >> jimmy: no, no. and so you pour it in, you get that crispy waffle, you know, nook and cranny. >> steve: crooks in it. yeah. >> jimmy: and then the outside is flat pancake. what the dutch call panacake. >> steve: panacook. yeah, yeah. a dutch word for pancake. >> jimmy: yeah. so you got panwaffle and it's going to put ihop back. [ applause ] they're probably already -- they don't need my help. it's a giant chain. aynways. >> steve: rooting tooting fresh and fruity. >> steve: yeah, god bless them. the international house. >> jimmy: let me give you another example of that bit we're doing. >> steve: good, 'cause i don't know what you're talking about. >> jimmy: here's a caption from chelsea clinton and ivanka trump. they both wrote, "as the first family, we will work every day to make sure we protec
. >> steve: cough. turn your head and cough. >> jimmy: i'm not doing that. [ laughter ] >> steve: waffle. >> jimmy: they make you cough? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: like a dry batter. >> steve: yeah, dry batter. >> jimmy: no, no. and so you pour it in, you get that crispy waffle, you know, nook and cranny. >> steve: crooks in it. yeah. >> jimmy: and then the outside is flat pancake. what the dutch call panacake. >> steve: panacook....
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. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] i don't know about that. >> jimmy: i don't know about that. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: "cake!" [ laughter ] let's get to some sports here. college football kicked off this weekend, and texas longhorns' quarterback, shane buechele, told reporters that he was born after his dad had a vasectomy. [ crowd ohs ] in other words, he was the very first quarterback sneak. that was -- [ laughter ] the first one. no one saw it coming. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: well, the u.s. open tennis tournament is going on here in new york this week. it's very exciting. [ cheers and applause ] it's amazing, amazing athletes. of course, fans are eager to watch the world's best players, but it seems like everyone there is even more excited >> you're going to see the first match at arthur ashe stadium under this beautiful new roof. folks are taking a picture of a a roof. >> the lack of wind and breeze in this stadium with the new roof structure, every time i come here, i have to check that the roof
. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] i don't know about that. >> jimmy: i don't know about that. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: "cake!" [ laughter ] let's get to some sports here. college football kicked off this weekend, and texas longhorns' quarterback, shane buechele, told reporters that he was born after his dad had a vasectomy. [ crowd ohs ] in other words, he was the very first quarterback sneak. that was -- [ laughter ] the first one. no one saw it coming....
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. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: for ihop. >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: the pancake people. >> steve: the international house of pancakes. >> jimmy: yeah, that's correct. yeah. you can do a -- right now i'm just gonna call it the panwaffle. >> steve: panwaffle. >> jimmy: well the outside is pancake. and the inside is waffle. >> steve: so it's like batter coated waffle? >> jimmy: i haven't gotten to that part yet but i think it's the same batter. >> steve: but you make a waffle crispy. then you take syrup, fill it in the thing, dip that in pancake batter. >> jimmy: no, no, no. that's a totally different invention. >> steve: like uber? >> jimmy: you got to call the cast iron people and you have them build a new pan. >> steve: they build a brand new pan. the lodge people build a brand new pan. >> jimmy: the lodge family. >> steve: yeah, the lodge family. >> jimmy: and what you do is either make -- might be one of those flippable pans. >> steve: right, like you do with the thing. >> jimmy: like a waffle thing. but, whatever it is you pour the batter
. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: for ihop. >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: the pancake people. >> steve: the international house of pancakes. >> jimmy: yeah, that's correct. yeah. you can do a -- right now i'm just gonna call it the panwaffle. >> steve: panwaffle. >> jimmy: well the outside is pancake. and the inside is waffle. >> steve: so it's like batter coated waffle? >> jimmy: i haven't gotten to that part yet but i think it's...
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>> steve: you look like an m&m. >> didn't he? >> steve: how's your grandma? >> you let me have that one, didn't you? >> jimmy: no i din't. i -- >> you did. >> jimmy: you know what? i -- >> you were trying to set me up, so i get all confident. >> jimmy: you walked away from me. no, i got it. >> steve: all right wresterls, take a position. take your positions. >> jimmy: so, if i knock you out of the ring, i get a point, right? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, get ready. [ laughter ] >> steve: three, two, one, wrestle! ? ? >> steve: he's ropa-doping. ? robot is using -- [ cheers ] ? oh! ? [ cheers and applause ] robot, round two! oh! oh! and is adding insult to inju. she's trying to hit his north pole. >> jimmy: oh, i hit it. you got to -- >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the winner right there. renee zellweger, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we did it. >> you okay? >> jimmy: i'm out of breath. our thanks to renee zellweger, everybody! shaquille o'neal joins us after the break. [ cheers and applause ] stick around! [ cheers and applause ] woa
>> steve: you look like an m&m. >> didn't he? >> steve: how's your grandma? >> you let me have that one, didn't you? >> jimmy: no i din't. i -- >> you did. >> jimmy: you know what? i -- >> you were trying to set me up, so i get all confident. >> jimmy: you walked away from me. no, i got it. >> steve: all right wresterls, take a position. take your positions. >> jimmy: so, if i knock you out of the ring, i get a point, right?...
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>> steve: hey-oh! [ laughter and applause ] "your b-52 is so old, instead of a runway, it lands on a a shuffleboard court." >> steve: hey! ?? [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's how old that would be. >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: this is kind of weird. i read that coolers and bicycles were banned from last night's debate, which makes you wonder what happened at previous debates where they said, "all right. from now on, no more coolers or bicycles at the debate." [ applause ] "because this is a complete disaster." >> steve: hey, no! >> jimmy: come on. you have to make a rule. i've had enough! >> steve: i have a cooler full of beer, man! >> jimmy: you wouldn't believe -- "you wouldn't believe what happened to me getting up here. i had to go through all those coolers and bicycles." [ laughter ] "never again." >> steve: "enough!" >> jimmy: "enough! good day, sir!" [ laughter ] this is pretty big. snapchat announced they're changing its name to "snap, incorporated." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah, and right after my
>> steve: hey-oh! [ laughter and applause ] "your b-52 is so old, instead of a runway, it lands on a a shuffleboard court." >> steve: hey! ?? [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's how old that would be. >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: this is kind of weird. i read that coolers and bicycles were banned from last night's debate, which makes you wonder what happened at previous debates where they said, "all right. from now on, no more coolers or bicycles at the...
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steve: what time was that? sen. daschle: this was, by then, i would say around noon early afternoon. , steve: and how did the city look? sen. daschle: the city looked somewhat normal from the air, with one major exception and that is of course the pentagon. there you saw a plane -- we saw half of an airplane and with countless fire trucks and thousands of people standing around on the outside with all kinds of smoke billowing out. steve: when did you first speak to president bush or vice president cheney? sen. daschle: we got to the undisclosed location and it's a very stark place. with rooms that are very nondescript. if i recall white walls, very basic chairs and tables. we were then taken into the communications center where there were a number of television monitors and other communications equipment. and it was shortly after that we were put on a speakerphone with the president. i think the president first, then the vice president second. to talk about circumstances. steve: what did they say? what did you say?
steve: what time was that? sen. daschle: this was, by then, i would say around noon early afternoon. , steve: and how did the city look? sen. daschle: the city looked somewhat normal from the air, with one major exception and that is of course the pentagon. there you saw a plane -- we saw half of an airplane and with countless fire trucks and thousands of people standing around on the outside with all kinds of smoke billowing out. steve: when did you first speak to president bush or vice...
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>> steve: right foot red. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's a big spin. you've got to get all of it. you ready? >> jimmy: i feel like alex trebek. >> steve: right foot green. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: right foot green. there we go. [ laughter ] can't use his hand. >> steve: shaq. >> jimmy: i might get a jell-o habit. >> jell-o shot. not a jell-o snack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's starting to kick in. you're my best friend. >> steve: right hand red. right hand red. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't put your weight on me. that's not fair! i can't do it. i can't do it. i'm a weak man. [ cheers and applause ] ?? that's my man right there. shaquille o'neal. hall of famer. big hofa. eric church performs after the break. stick around, everybody. the one and only! [ cheers and applause ] "it's halloween time my frightful fiends, and disneyeyland is ours!" "going down!" don't miss halloween time at the disneyland resort ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a seven-time grammy-nominated country artist who will launch his "holdin' my own" t
>> steve: right foot red. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's a big spin. you've got to get all of it. you ready? >> jimmy: i feel like alex trebek. >> steve: right foot green. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: right foot green. there we go. [ laughter ] can't use his hand. >> steve: shaq. >> jimmy: i might get a jell-o habit. >> jell-o shot. not a jell-o snack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's starting to kick in. you're my best friend....
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>> steve: yeah, bust it off. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the -- there you go. >> steve: that's it? >> jimmy: that's it. yeah. get ready. mo's going to come out tonight and just blow everyone away. she's fantastic. there she is. mo! [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ? pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ? >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of taking a self-driving uber. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: they're being tested right now in pittsburgh. uber says it's the future of the business. so, let's take a look at the pros and cons of taking a a self-driving uber. here we go. pro -- it's a car that no one drives. con -- or as we call that now, a pt you don't see 'em >> steve: you don't seem 'em very often. >> jimmy: don't see enough. you don't see enough of those. >> steve: no. god bless 'em. >> jimmy: pro -- no one's at the wheel, but somehow it still keeps goin
>> steve: yeah, bust it off. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the -- there you go. >> steve: that's it? >> jimmy: that's it. yeah. get ready. mo's going to come out tonight and just blow everyone away. she's fantastic. there she is. mo! [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ? pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ? >> jimmy:...
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>> steve: what? >> jimmy: meanwhile, miss colorado was like, "i don't even remember where i'm from, but" -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: 420! >> jimmy: it's like each of them -- it's like each of them just googled their state right before they went on camera. [ laughter ] it's like, "i'm from the great state of tennessee, which is 900 feet above sea level." [ laughter and applause ] what? that's not a stat that anyone knows. guys, get this. the company behind mr. clean is holding an open casting call for a new mr. clean. and i saw that women are welcome to apply. so if you know a woman who you think looks like mr. clean -- [ laughter ] it's probably best to not say anything. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: let her figure it out. "hey, judy, anyone ever tell you" -- >> steve: "hey, honey." >> jimmy: "you look like mr. clean." >> steve: "what are you so mad at?" >> jimmy: finally, i want to say congratulations to stan wawrinka for winning the "u.s. open" last night. [ cheers
>> steve: what? >> jimmy: meanwhile, miss colorado was like, "i don't even remember where i'm from, but" -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: 420! >> jimmy: it's like each of them -- it's like each of them just googled their state right before they went on camera. [ laughter ] it's like, "i'm from the great state of tennessee, which is 900 feet above sea level." [ laughter and applause ] what? that's not a stat that anyone knows. guys, get this. the...
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>> steve: less, less. no, no tears. >> jimmy: are you sure? >> steve: no tears. no tears. mouth up. mouth up. there you go. no, no, no, no. no, no. yeah, that -- no, that's -- no that's too much. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: next from the bears is deiondre hall. he was voted most likely to respond with "oh, you nasty," 80% of the time. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? 80%? >> jimmy: 80%. oh, you nasty. >> steve: so eig o >> jimmy: next up from the bears is tight end zach miller. he was voted most likely to be a jonas brother on crossfit. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yeah. they're healthy to begin with. >> jimmy: next up from the cowboys is ronald leary. he was voted most likely to make this face while watching ryan lochte on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter and applause ] next up, from the bears, is logan paulson. he was voted most likely to dog solving mysteries. zoinks, scoob! >> steve: zoinks! >> jimmy: next up, is cowboys wide receiver, lucky whitehead. he was voted most likely to have a brother named fortunate pimple. [ laughter ] that's a rare -- that's a
>> steve: less, less. no, no tears. >> jimmy: are you sure? >> steve: no tears. no tears. mouth up. mouth up. there you go. no, no, no, no. no, no. yeah, that -- no, that's -- no that's too much. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: next from the bears is deiondre hall. he was voted most likely to respond with "oh, you nasty," 80% of the time. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? 80%? >> jimmy: 80%. oh, you nasty. >> steve: so eig o >>...
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steve: do you remember when you went to bed? steve: -- tom daschle: i don't. it was late. very late. and i was very weary, but i don't recall. i know it was well after midnight. steve: and then the next day, congress convened. what time did you get to the capitol? tom daschle: i got to the capitol pretty early, because i needed to make sure we knew what we were going to do and how. we hasn't locked in many of the -- we had not locked in many of the details. the speaker and i along with the other leadership wanted to be sure we opened early and that we started business as usual. we took up the legislation. i don't recall what bills were pending, but we were opening up to morning business for people to express themselves. morning business in the senate is a feature of every day, generally, that allows members and opportunity to be recognized to speak and there was a long, long line of people waiting to be recognized. steve: what was the september 12th america like for you? and how did we change as a nation? tom daschle: i look back on september 12th as, in some ways, the bes
steve: do you remember when you went to bed? steve: -- tom daschle: i don't. it was late. very late. and i was very weary, but i don't recall. i know it was well after midnight. steve: and then the next day, congress convened. what time did you get to the capitol? tom daschle: i got to the capitol pretty early, because i needed to make sure we knew what we were going to do and how. we hasn't locked in many of the -- we had not locked in many of the details. the speaker and i along with the...
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steve: the sleigh. michel: steve, we playing. steve: they're going to play. eddie, name something mrs. ride on. eddie: the reindeer. steve: the reindeer. mercedez, name something mrs. claus would probably like to ride on. mercedez: mr. claus. steve: [indistinct] ha ha ha! ho ho ho! let's get it on. yeah. mr. claus. your family wins the game. matt, name something mrs. claus would probably like to ride on. matt: a new car, steve. steve: a new car. jazmine, one answer left, only one strike. name something mrs. claus would probably like to the north pole train. ha ha ha! mercedez: good answer! matt: good answer! steve: ride on the north pole train. michel, one answer left. if it's there, your family wins the game, but this time you have two strikes. if it's not there, the groce family can steal and win. michel, name something mrs. claus would probably like toe michel: back of a elf--a elf. steve: oh, the elf. want to ride on one of the little elves. one of them boys be walking by looking real good. give me one of them elves! all right, groce family, here we go. t
steve: the sleigh. michel: steve, we playing. steve: they're going to play. eddie, name something mrs. ride on. eddie: the reindeer. steve: the reindeer. mercedez, name something mrs. claus would probably like to ride on. mercedez: mr. claus. steve: [indistinct] ha ha ha! ho ho ho! let's get it on. yeah. mr. claus. your family wins the game. matt, name something mrs. claus would probably like to ride on. matt: a new car, steve. steve: a new car. jazmine, one answer left, only one strike. name...
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. >> steve: and i'm steve aveson. >> steve: tonight one person has been shot during the protest and is in critical condition. we've also seen property damaged. tear gas fired. objects thrown at officers. fires started. >> pam:a very tense situation. this happening right now. by protesters. a number of people have been taken into custody. kron4's justine waldman is tracking is the latest video out of north carolina. >> reporter: tuesday's shooting death of keith lamont scott. the 43 year old. a father of seven who was killed by charlotte apartment complex. >> justine: scott's family says the sitting in his car reading a book when police shot him. but police say scott got out of his car holding a gun. and there was no evidence of a book. >> justine: a peaceful protests have turned violent tonight. hundreds out on the streets of downtown charlotte. here a protestor kicking in glass doors of a business. >> justine: also. police swat team outside omni hotel. where we can see the flash and then smoke from tear gas being fired. >> justine: the march turned violent after a protester was shot a
. >> steve: and i'm steve aveson. >> steve: tonight one person has been shot during the protest and is in critical condition. we've also seen property damaged. tear gas fired. objects thrown at officers. fires started. >> pam:a very tense situation. this happening right now. by protesters. a number of people have been taken into custody. kron4's justine waldman is tracking is the latest video out of north carolina. >> reporter: tuesday's shooting death of keith lamont...
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>> steve: right foot red. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's a big spin. you've got to get all of it. you ready? >> jimmy: i feel like alex trebek. >> steve: right foot green. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: right foot green. there we go. [ laughter ] can't use his hand. >> steve: shaq. >> jell-o shot. not a jell-o snack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's starting to kick in. you're my best friend. >> steve: right hand red. right hand red. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't put your weight on me. that's not fair! i can't do it. i can't do it. i'm a weak man. i'm a weak man. [ cheers and applause ] ? that's my man right there. shaquille o'neal. hall of famer. big hofa. eric church performs after the break. stick around, everybody. the one and only! [ cheers and applause ] ? with simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, payment, withdrawal or transfer each month to waive the monthly fee. and there's no minimum balance. with simply right checking from santander bank. afoot and light-hearted i take to the open road. healthy, free, the world b
>> steve: right foot red. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's a big spin. you've got to get all of it. you ready? >> jimmy: i feel like alex trebek. >> steve: right foot green. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: right foot green. there we go. [ laughter ] can't use his hand. >> steve: shaq. >> jell-o shot. not a jell-o snack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's starting to kick in. you're my best friend. >> steve: right hand red. right hand red. [...
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>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can't meet a nicer dude. >> steve: he's a huge jacked man. >> jimmy: plus from the "dr. ken" show, the hilarious ken jeong is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] ken jeong. always fun. and you want great music? we got great music for you. shawn mendes is here! >> steve: yeah!. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: shawn mendes. fantastic guy. super talented guy. guys, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. [ applause ] hashtags ? >> jimmy: oh, here we go. you guys are on twitter right? are you on twitter? [ applause ] it's fun. well, we use twitter on our show every single week and if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so since it's officially the first day of fall, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called "fall songs." and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny song pary the fall. well, we got thousands
>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can't meet a nicer dude. >> steve: he's a huge jacked man. >> jimmy: plus from the "dr. ken" show, the hilarious ken jeong is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] ken jeong. always fun. and you want great music? we got great music for you. shawn mendes is here! >> steve: yeah!. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: shawn mendes. fantastic guy. super talented guy. guys, it is time for "tonight...
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. >> steve: what did he say? >> jimmy: he said, "life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving." that's great advice. [ light laughter ] this bit feels long. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: here's another quote from him. he said, "life is like riding a a hoverboard, you think you're being cool, but everyone thinks you're a d-bag." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: d-bag, really? >> jimmy: how am i supposed to know? i'm just doing my job, just reading facebook quotes and just having a good time. >> steve: yeah, that's your job, man. >> jimmy: that's my job. >> steve: great job, einstein. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] my first name. we're down to our last quote. it's from the tibetan monk, the dalai lama. you guys know the dalai lama. [ cheers ] he said, "when you practice gratefulness, there's a sense of respect toward others." here's the last quote from the dalai lama. "you up?" [ laughter and applause ] i just don't know if that -- that's all the time we have -- we're out of time
. >> steve: what did he say? >> jimmy: he said, "life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving." that's great advice. [ light laughter ] this bit feels long. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: here's another quote from him. he said, "life is like riding a a hoverboard, you think you're being cool, but everyone thinks you're a d-bag." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: d-bag, really? >> jimmy: how am i supposed to...
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. >> steve: huh? >> jimmy: next up is joe looney. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to just see a toy he wants and just silently point at it. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what do you want? >> jimmy: a good dance. >> steve: it's okay. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: where were we? what happened? where were we? what happened? >> steve: cape. ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, i was off. i started off a little low. >> questlove: little bit. >> jimmy: little bit? >> questlove: little bit. >> jimmy: little bit. >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: little bit. >> questlove: little bit. >> jimmy: little bit. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] next up from the cowboys, we have quarterback mark sanchez. he was voted most likely to secretly act in pornos as rod buttfumble. [ applause ] ♪ >> steve: what? >> jimmy: he had a famous fumble where he -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: finally from the cowboys we have doug free. he was voted most likely to stay at your house two hours after the party. [ laughter and applause ] there you guys go. there'
. >> steve: huh? >> jimmy: next up is joe looney. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to just see a toy he wants and just silently point at it. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what do you want? >> jimmy: a good dance. >> steve: it's okay. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: where were we? what happened? where were we? what happened? >> steve: cape. ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, i was off. i started off a little low. >> questlove: little bit. >> jimmy:...
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vicki and steve? >> steve: thank you, mark. >> steve: we have had high temps this week. brittney? >> brittney: clear skies tonight but tomorrows slightly cooler. but, still above average and we do have the spare the air alert. for the rest of tonight. at 99 degrees and fairfield, 98 degrees and concord, 96 in san jose and 92 in mountain view. >> brittney: because we are dealing with this off shore inland flow, our humanity is down 10%. and right are ground to miles per hour with the wind speed. with the smoke blowing in parts of the south bay. we will keep a close eye on the fire conditions of near the santa cruz mountains. and, we still have a heat advisory that will stay in of that at least, until 8:00 tonight. we should not have this issue tomorrow. >> brittney: we will start to see every turn of at onshore flow that will take just a few days before we start to cool things down. heading into tomorrow temperatures show a one start at 9:00 a.m., most locations are at 70 degrees. as we get closer to the afternoon, we will want up for most locations in the '90s. high on around the
vicki and steve? >> steve: thank you, mark. >> steve: we have had high temps this week. brittney? >> brittney: clear skies tonight but tomorrows slightly cooler. but, still above average and we do have the spare the air alert. for the rest of tonight. at 99 degrees and fairfield, 98 degrees and concord, 96 in san jose and 92 in mountain view. >> brittney: because we are dealing with this off shore inland flow, our humanity is down 10%. and right are ground to miles per...
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>> steve: this is time to fill. >> jesse: the top of the u.s. bank building was my favorite one. >> steve: the now milwaukee is my moderate to severe chronic plaque psoriasis made a simple trip to the grocery store anything but simple. so i had an important conversation with my dermatologist about humira. he explained that humira works inside my body to target and help block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to my symptoms. in clinical trials, most adults taking humira were clear or almost clear, and many saw 75% and even 90% clearance in just 4 months. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. before treatment, get tested for tb. tell your doctor if you've been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if you've had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flu-like symptoms or sores. don't start humira if you h
>> steve: this is time to fill. >> jesse: the top of the u.s. bank building was my favorite one. >> steve: the now milwaukee is my moderate to severe chronic plaque psoriasis made a simple trip to the grocery store anything but simple. so i had an important conversation with my dermatologist about humira. he explained that humira works inside my body to target and help block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to my symptoms. in clinical trials, most adults...
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09/16
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steve: yeah. >> jimmy: look how happy he is. >> steve: call him happy james. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: the cutest piano player on the block. [ laughter ] ? >> jimmy: thank you, vladimir putin, for forming a a new agency. the fact that i know about it means you're off to a great start. [ laughter and applause ] how do i know about spy -- >> steve: it's secret. [ as putin ] >> jimmy: super mega-secret. ? [ laughter ] thank you, american airlines, for updating employee uniforms for the first time in nearly three decades. now, can you retire the plane i just flew in that had an ashtray? [ laughter and applause ] thank you i appreciate it. that would be great. you haven't been able to smoke ? thank you, pumpkin spice latte, for sounding like strawberry shortcake's stripper cousin. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, "oh, pumpkin spice latte." >> steve: here she comes to the stage, pumpkin spice latte. ? thank you, google, for testing a drone delivery service for ch a burrito off at your house. [ laughter ] of course, it used to mean something totally different when someone said, "i can't
steve: yeah. >> jimmy: look how happy he is. >> steve: call him happy james. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: the cutest piano player on the block. [ laughter ] ? >> jimmy: thank you, vladimir putin, for forming a a new agency. the fact that i know about it means you're off to a great start. [ laughter and applause ] how do i know about spy -- >> steve: it's secret. [ as putin ] >> jimmy: super mega-secret. ? [ laughter ] thank you, american airlines, for...
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: class. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: class. >> jimmy: classy dude. >> steve: classy dude. i stole some ketchup from the restaurant. >> jimmy: then i'd get cold. i don't want to be cold. >> steve: i'll be freezing. next time -- >> steve: yeah, you should bring your jacket, dummy. >> jimmy: this one is from @bronwinroberts. she says, "at the end of the night he leaned in for a kiss and whispered, 'don't be scared if my tooth falls out.'" [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: you just ruined the moment. "i just don't want you to swallow my tooth." >> steve: yeah, don't be scared. [ laughter ] it's very expensive. >> jimmy: this one's from @ffitzpatrick294. long time. then texted me, 'you should just call an uber.'" [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, what? >> jimmy: there's no way. >> steve: oh, my god. from the bathroom he texted her. >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on, man. maybe he climbed out the window and just i don't know. >> steve: maybe. >> jimmy: i don't know what happened. that's awful. >> steve: maybe. not even just call. >> jimmy: maybe.
: class. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: class. >> jimmy: classy dude. >> steve: classy dude. i stole some ketchup from the restaurant. >> jimmy: then i'd get cold. i don't want to be cold. >> steve: i'll be freezing. next time -- >> steve: yeah, you should bring your jacket, dummy. >> jimmy: this one is from @bronwinroberts. she says, "at the end of the night he leaned in for a kiss and whispered, 'don't be scared if my tooth falls out.'" [...
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steve: that was my next question. what motivated you to go -- obviously, you had a friend that you wanted to find out if he was safe. as everybody was leaving, you are heading into the scene. admiral thomas: it wasn't just me. that's important. there were many like me. it was training. you mentioned by friend. it's training in the selfless, the service that we sign up to be a part of. that's who we are. that's why we are in the military. that's our defense. -- our east coast. -- our ethos. that is what we do. i'm very humbled by what i saw that day, the hero was him i saw -- the heroism i saw and the willingness to abandon personal safety and participate, not knowing what might come crashing down, but to try to help those who might be trapped or those who might be still alive but unable to move. it was just incredible. i'm very humbled by what i saw. to this day, it moves me very deeply. steve: so you try to get back in. obviously, the conditions had worsened. the flames were intense. the heat was intense. what happen
steve: that was my next question. what motivated you to go -- obviously, you had a friend that you wanted to find out if he was safe. as everybody was leaving, you are heading into the scene. admiral thomas: it wasn't just me. that's important. there were many like me. it was training. you mentioned by friend. it's training in the selfless, the service that we sign up to be a part of. that's who we are. that's why we are in the military. that's our defense. -- our east coast. -- our ethos. that...