>>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, matthew perry and music from nas and erykah badu. and now in all probability, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. you know, there's so much going country right now. so much to decide on, our future as a nation is at stake. every once in a while i think it's important to stop and appreciate the little things. the good things. for instance, this was an uplifting story. paris hilton just bought an $8,000 chihuahua. isn't that nice? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, she paid $8,000 for a teacup chihuahua. how does paris hilton still have $8,000? [ laughter ] and in case you're wondering, this is what $8,000 worth of chihuahua looks like. >> hi, baby. >> jimmy: that's a weird sex tape, you know? [ laughter ] the dog weighs 12 ounces. i've eaten hot dogs that weigh more than 12 ounces. [ laughter ] 12 ounces. that's not even officially a dog, that's a hamster, she spent eight grand on a hamster. she post
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, matthew perry will be here. we'll have music from nas with erykah badu. and on thursday -- colin farrell, laverne cox, and the great vin scully. so please join us for that. our first guest tonight is a very talented actress with an oscar and a golden globe to show for it. her latest film is based on a book, but not the comic kind. it's called ?american pastoral?" >> this is a girl. this is a high school girl. she didn't make a bomb. she doesn't know what a bomb is. how could you think she could make a bomb? or kill somebody? she's been tricked. >> uh-huh. >> she's been tricked! why does everybody say that she did it when she couldn't have done it? she's been tricked and abducted! >> jimmy: "american pastoral" opens october 21st. please say hello to jennifer connelly! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> hello! >> jimmy: how's your life? >> my life is great. >> jimmy: good, good. this book is like -- this is one of the great books. won a pulitzer prize. now it's a movie so we don't have to read it anymore. [ laughter ] >> you should see the movie and read the book. >> jimmy: in what order? see th
rickles, john stamos, they'll with here together. they're dating. jennifer connelly, matthew perry, colin farrell, laverne cox, and we will have music from two door cinema club, please join us for that. whether he be on stage or on tv or on the big screen, our first guest is a funny man. he returns to stand up. it resumes tomorrow night at the k koz ma poll tin hotel tomorrow night. please welcome martin lawrence. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how's life? >> life is great. >> jimmy: you got this tour going on now. you're launching phase two of the tour in las vegas. >> yes. >> jimmy: tomorrow. besides writing jokes and going through material and all that stuff, how do you get ready far vegas show? >> for me now, i'm older now. party. >> jimmy: you don't party anymore? >> no. >> jimmy: even birthday partys? >> no. i just get ready for the day and the show. >> jimmy: all day you're just getting ready? >> yeah. i watch a movie, get food and fuel. i go to sound check to make sure and see the venue. >> jimmy: do you have a movie in mind tomorrow? >> i want to
making news. >> in an interesting way, one of our favorites, matthew perry is reveal a super secret passion you will never guess, and i'm anxious to hear what the guys think about it. >> nice tease. >> i'll tell you about that. >> only a tease for a few more minutes. let's get the morning rundown from paula faris. >>> the big story, donald trump lashing out at his accusers angrily calling allegations of sexual assault absolutely false. trump is also accusing the media and hillary clinton of conspiring against him. now his wife also threatening to sue. abc's david wright has the very latest. hi, david. >> reporter: good morning, paula. donald trump is hitting back hard against those women who have come forward to accuse him of sexual assault in the past. trump denies those attacks ever took place and accuses the media and the clinton campaign of a coordinated effort to derail his candidacy. >> they will attack you. they will slander you. they will seek to destroy your career and your family. they will lie, lie, lie. >> reporter: trump even appeared to attack the looks of the "people"
. >> matthew perry, do you see him around a lot? >> i do in the morning and the schedules are exact opposite. our long days are his short days and vice versa. >> any guest appearances in the works? >> not that i know of just yet, but uncle moonves does ask. >> why was "friends" so successful? we got not much time. >> gosh. i think "friends" was a show, are there were six individuals that represented six very different types of people so with people would say, oh, my mother is just like phoebe or that is like me or my brother is like that. you know? so it gave you -- which is ironic because they say the birds of a feather flock together and it was birds of absolutely not the same on that feather. >> i think that gave us a very broad demographic and it was funny and it had heart. sitcoms that have heart and are funny tend to be, in my opinion, the more favorite ones. that's true. still going. >> yes. >> do people call you joey ever? >> all the time. >> that role continues to define you? >> that's okay by me. that was ten years we were all really proud of it and it's not something i tr
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