>> turkey legs. >> turkey. oh, wait, what am i thinking? >> being thankful. >> okay. everybody at the table, shut up. >> it's thanksgiving. >> we can gethi unfortunate unfortunately, the turkey is not exempt from fails. turkey is in the oven. ready to check it. maybe it's time to come out. this fella's got his gloves on. just look at that bird. >> the problem is, the foil. you need to have something solid. >> oh, no. >> yeah, it's really full with juice. >> it's going to fold in half. it's going to spill and ignite. >> put us out of our misery. >> for now. >> here it comes. there's the fire. >> dude, okay. close the oven now. >> close the oven door! >> well, i will give this guy credit. he did not drop the turkey. well done. >> well done for him, not so much for >> did they punt it into the oven? >> what you see is the aftermath. all over the floor. the turkey is sitting there without a pan. >> i hear laughter. at least they're getting a kick out of it. >> the folks in this video, they're going to be digging into succulent fried turkey. >> too much oil. >> this has be

my turkey too. with gravy and mashed potatoes. sorry, birdie. >> they don't speak english. they don't know. >>> thanksgiving. rich ferguson says that's the perfect time to execute some friendly family pranks because everyby' he had some that i think a lot of people might want to try. first, we start with cranberry sauce. >> what you're going to do is get a can of this jelly cranberry sauce, which is very popular on thanksgiving, and a box of jell-o. >> once you buy it, take it out, refill it with a dark red jell-o. look what it looks like after the jell-o solidifies. it looks like cranberry sauce. when people slice into it, no. >> that's not a prank. that's dessert. >> he also has another use for glass. >> brilliant. i can see a few people in my funny. yeah, yeah, real funny, now pour me a real glass of wine. >> prepare your turkey, put the stuffing in, once it's baked, take the stuffing out. >> then take an unopened bag of stuffing from a box, stick it inside the turkey, and present it at the table

turkey too. >> do you want turkey? you like turkey? [ barking ] >>> you know, what's the worst part of thanksgiving? chewing. it slows you down, man. you have all this great food. the turkey, the sweet potatoes. the gravy. you have to load it up and chew. get all the flavors together. >> you have to taste it, duh. >> that's the point. >> but now you can taste it and you don't have to chew. >> imagine you're with your family, the whole family. it's thanksgiving. all of them. huge table. everything you can ever imagine is on that table. all that food. all right. now go like this and put all that food into a blender. then you blend it up and you drink it. this sounds like a convenient way to celebrate thanksgiving dinner on the go. >> they got it all ready. getting themselves some bread, some mashed potatoes, stuffing, sweet potatoes, green beans. season it up a little bit. get it all together. he smells it. >> smells good. it actually smells like a petting zoo. >> so preston takes it back in to sam

with turkey? >> announcer: this is abc's "world news now," informing insomniacs for two decades. >>> good morning, happy thanksgiving. i'm kendis gibson. >> i'm diane macedo. here is some of the top stories we're following this morning on "world news now". >> the trump administration takes shape with the first two women. picks for u.n. ambassador and education secretary criticized him in the past, but they are ready to join team trump. we'll have a full report coming up. >>> hillary clinton opened up a bigger lead in the popular vote despite her electoral defeat, more than 2 million more people voted for clinton than for donald trump. the votes are still being counted. >>> the nypd ramped up security for the big parade here in new york. thousands will be in full force millions of spectators expected to line the route of the thanksgiving day parade that passes close to the president-elect's home in trump tower. >>> this is something to be thankful for, the possibility of winning millions. last nigh

(laughs) (claps) i have the turkey. (laughs)" the fox5 surprise squad met a local woman known for putting othe her own. see how the entire team brought thanksgiving to her front door. 90 years of joy. the macy's thanksgiving day parade is ready to wow crowds. from feliz the cat to snoopy and a whole slew of new characters, the balloons are being blown up right now, ready to hit the streets of new york city. "no way i'm cutting this habit cold turkey." waddling off to "gobbler's rest." two lucky turkeys were carving knife. and president obama let the bad puns fly with more of his silly dad jokes. good morning i'm dave hall. and i'm alyssa deitsch, maria silva is taking the day off to show thanks for the ones she loves. welcome to fox5 news this morning. first kathleen jacob is in for cassandra jones this morning. how's our turkey day forecast looking so far kathleen? it's going to be a beautiful high of 63 an just slightly breezy. winds out of the nw at 5-10mph. tomorrow should look pretty similar. we'll see sunny skies

let 'em judge. ♪ turkey for me ♪ turkey for you ♪ let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe ♪ ♪ love to eat the turkey >> oh, i love adam sandler's version of the holiday song. as we know, the turkey is very much the star of the show at most people's family dinners, and there's plenty of ways to make the turkey. >> probably the most, shall we say, adventurous way is deep frying. >> reporter: it's the moment your butter ball turns into a fire ball. >> watch your feet. >> truly, the stuff of thanksgiving legend and disaster. deep fried turkey. getting the bird in the oil always an adventure. whether it's flown in by drone or dropped with unfortunate consequence. >> drop and run, dude, drop and run. >> reporter: our friend showed off dramatic steps to keep everyone safe. >> while the oil is getting up to 350 degrees, it's a good time to remind all pets and kids they are not allowed anywhere near the frying apparatus. just to be sure, i tie any child to a tree. >> reporter: kidding, of course, but this is serious stuff. >> we treat about 50 patients per year with grease burns, most relat

bring us back some turkey. thanks, crystal. >> it all looks the same in the valley by the way. >> they all taste good, also. >> it's turkey to say which is going down tomorrow. donate frozen turkeys the team market vanessa at food city and avondale or to coop on chandler . we will be broadcasting live from each location., down and meet your favorite anchor and take part in all of the fun activities we have planned took >> if you can't make it, you can help all month long. fayette city and bashas' are collecting money all month long . >>> the weather will be the storm system is moving out. that will cause problems for other parts of the country but in arizona it will be great. take a look at the sunset. a lot less cloud cover. let's take a look at the satellite radar. you can see the green pushing off to the east. some of that turning into snow. we had that just to the north of payson and we saw that over into the white that moisture is moving into parts of new mexico. new river, one half-inch. scotts hill, .43.

so, how do i get my turkey to stop sudsing? is a soapy turkey recoverable? >> no. >> so it's better to have a frozen turkey than a suddensy turkey. >> absolutely. >> why would someone get their suddensy turkey? >> you know, a lot of people want to wash them. they think that you need to wash them. do not wash your turkey, please. >> i think they saw it in a movie, actually. thank you so much. i know we're going to have a lot more questions headed your way. >> oh, yes, we'llville plenty. >> we'll be right back here so don't go far. we'll have our turkey carve-off. >> i'm going to get you heather. >>> from new accusations that kanye west went to the hospital to dodge millions in bills. a music insider says that west was admitted for a psychotic break after canceling his tour. he would have lost $30 million for stopping the concert. but his insurance course any money lost due to medical issues. the singer's rep is denying the claim. man i wonder how kim k. is doing. >>> an e-cigarette explodes in a man's pocket sending sparks flying inside new york's grand centr

even if turkeys don't. >> reporter: this year the two lucky turkeys spared from the di >> he's sort of like the vice turkey, we're working on getting him a pair of aviator glasses. >> reporter: president obama poking fun at vice president joe biden and giving a nod to those turkeys that didn't make the cut. >> who didn't get to ride the gravy train to freedom and proved that they weren't chicken. >> reporter: turning almost somber, the president giving a good-bye of sorts reflecting over his presidency and thanking the american people before getting back to the puns. thanksgiving traffic can put people in a fowl mood. >> reporter: and the pardons. >> all right, congratulations. [ applause ] hey. >> reporter: janai norman, abc news, new york. >> now we know why sasha and malia didn't show up. they must have seen the script. >> dad! >> well, still ahead, no winner in last night's powerball so the jackpot is now approaching $500 million. >>> plus, black friday is less than 24 hour here are the new tricks retailers are pulling out in hopes of getting your attention and, of course, your mon

turkey louisiana, turkey arizona and turkey town north carolina and 11 townships with turkey in the name. happy thanksgiving everyone. we asked woman to smell two body washes and pick their favorite. they both smell good. i like better. i prefer b. b. i would like to smell ke this every day. but what was body wash a? ohhhh i love bath and bodyworks. this is suave. really? that's quite a bit of smelling good. . >>> thanksgiving is finally here and that means the butter ball turkey talk line will be busy today. >> yeah it has been helping people with their cooking questions for 35 years now. so how many questions do they get? well the answer is more than 100,000 questions every thanksgiving. this year they're doing things a little differently as well. you can still call, but now you can also do an online chat or text the experts to call the numbers is and to text it's 8448773456. so i've got my turkey questions about crisping up the skin without drying out the bird. so i'm going to text them right now before i get started with the cooking and see what they say. >> can you let me know what

the turkey. there's a reason why these guys are called wild turkeys. >> i'm getting attacked by turkeys. oh, shoot. i better run. >> that just sets them off even more. [ screaming ] >> of course they're chasing her. >> there's turkeys in our garage! >> what? >> goes out to the garage, chases them out, no big deal. >>> moving on, turkeys here, wild yet again. if you're a turkey hunter, i ask why the camo, why the bird shot? just get a cell phone. you can hear their cute little paws sounding more and more agi agitated. >> and their tails are starting to spread. >> this is just anti-turkey propaganda you're giving us so we can all feel comfortable of one. >> they're fighting back. >> make you feel comfortable or guilty perhaps? here's a nonwild turkey in the barnyard. this one trying to take it out on the dog. >> that poor dog. he's like, i've been friendly to you and you're going to poke me with your beak. >> going after the dog. i recommend duck. >>> this young lady just trying to make friends wit

plenty of turkey today. but at least two birds won't be served up at meal time president obama pardoned two turkeys yesterday... but there were a couple people who were noticably absent from the ce president obama letting the bad puns fly. this is the last time i'm doing this, so we're not leaving any room for leftovers. even in the absense of first daughters, sasha and malia, the annual turkey pardon was stuffed full of dad jokes. 00:18 so i've established another tradition; embarrassing my daughters with a cornycopia of dad jokes about turkeys 01:08 no way i'm cutting this habit cold turkey. the president joined in the saying his daughters had a scheduling conflict?or something. actually, they just couldn't take my jokes anymore. they were fed up. (show old clips of turkey pardon) over the last eight years, the tradition has been a lighthearted start to the holiday season. 2012 - turkey gobbling, first family laughing) with the president making the turkey pardon into more of a showcase of his punny dad jok

and you know, they did not have turkey. they did not have turkey, either. >>jennifer: don't get ahead of yourself. >>dave: sorry. >>jennifer: i've got questions. that wasn't one of them. i knew you knew that already. approximately how many turkeys are eaten on thanksgiving in the united states? a, 100 million, b, 280 million >>dave: b on this one. >>jennifer: that's wrong. oh, no. you're right. you're right. >>dave: two for two. >>jennifer: the gobble was correct. you got the gobble. okay. what utensil was not used for the first thanksgiving? a, a knife, b, a fork or 3, a spoon. what didn't they have? >>dave: they didn't have forks back then. >>jennifer: that's le >>dave: i didn't hear the gobble. >>jennifer: can i hear a gobble, please? you got it right. itsz estimated how many americans eat turkey on thanksgiving? a, 88%, b, 50% or 3, 75%? >>dave: i'm going to go with -- because there are some people that don't. they like traditional thanks like -- i'm going to go with 75%. no? >>jennifer: 88%. >>dave: so close. >>jennifer: and finally, last question of t

turkey theft. that's right. why turkeys? they are expensive, a coveted and they are rounded rather slippery. so perfect for sweetheart. check out this surveillance video from checkouts around the us. you're witnessing witnessing three hardings. the person at the register not scanning an item on purpose. weather weathers for a family member, friend or. >> it looks like they're scamming. so in some of the footage there narrowing in and this is a program were talking about it nelson because nobody watches all the surveillance tapes. >> i saw her skin the tag. >> the other side of the take. >> so even to the naked eye you might not know. >> so she's in cahoots? >> so friends and family. the u.s. national retail federation states more than 14,000,000,000 dollars of retail loss is it do to sweet harding. there's a new superhero to protect supermarkets. ceo tells us. >> what our software is doing is analyzing the security video and it can see all the items the cashiers handling. at the same time it is comparing against the data on

cold turkey? >>> creator of -- >> turkey. >> oh, i get it because it's thanksgiving day. you say cold turkey, and it's a habit, you referenced to it.

a few turkeys here. the weather kids, believe it or >> okay. >> and wouldn't to you buy one of these. it's a buck and you can through the end of the month. >> and i didn't know that. >> and we want to do this through the end of november and -- come on down and donate a turkey and do your park. gets them to needy families in time for thanksgiving. >> and what team are you? >> caribe oh -- . and coup team. >> and they're going to be here? >> tonight from 4-7. >> and chandler heights and gilbert road. >> and this is a blast. a absolute parking lot party. >> and the other location? >> a food city in avondale. >> okay. >> and we don't want to talk about that. >> they'll do great. >> and i know that it's a healthy competition and we love each other. it's good. we want to win. >> and that is about -- it's a fun competition here and more t the weather kid forecast as well and name and school? >> i am carson and i'm from arch mcglendale. >> i go to horizon community center. >> i'm sophia and i go to dessert stage

you know how turkeys-- you know what turkeys do when they mate? they close their eyes and think of swans. anyway, tonight, we have a fascinating show for you tonight-- first of all, one of the, uh, more brilliant comedians working, george carlin. [ cheers and applause ] marvelous actor from england, ian mckellen is with us tonight. [ applause ] now last night, we had jim fowler on the show with a lot of animals. now, normally we do not book animals twice in a row. it's a rule of showbusiness. never use animals twice in a row. we did tonight. 'cause we have a gentleman by the name of barney odum. i believe barney is from south carolina? [ cheering ] hey, yo! and he has a dog, believe it or not, called flat nose that climbs trees. i'm talking... trees, although i understand you didn't believe it, doc. [ laughter ] and later on, if the dog is successful, you'll probably get better acquainted with the dog. [ laughter ] now, let me tell you-- let me tell you what i'm talking about. this afternoon-- i have not seen the dog perform yet. i have not seen t

without turkey and stuffing? it's not easy to cheat on the turkey, but what about taking a shortcut by using a packaged stuffing? consumer reports tested some popular stuffings to see which ones deserve a place at your holiday table. contact 6's jenna sachs has the results. whether youre preparing thanksgiving dinner or just bringing a dish to a potluck, one good shortcut could be stuffing from a box. consumer reports food experts cooked up nine popular stuffings, to unsalted butter and lower-sodium chicken broth. some directions called for fresh chopped veggies. five of the mixes were in the herb or chicken category. there were several very good standouts that will make a yummy side for your turkey. pepperidge farm herb seasoned classic stuffing is a flavorful white and whole wheat bread stuffing - tasters detected a slight butter flavor along with sage and poultry seasonings. stove top lower sodium stuffing mix for chicken is a good mild base that could be doctored - with fresh ca chestnuts for example. pepperi

>> is there a turkey? >> put it up, there you go. >> he's chilling in the sink. >> you know, he knows how to live. >> there you go. >> remote? >> i have bad news for him coming up later. a hot oil bath. >> we have to give him a name. there was tater and tot. >> this is tater and not. >> there you go. >> take a look at this picture, it isn't my turkey, my buddy james i went to school with in oklahoma in tulsa, that's his turkey last night. mine is still defrosting at this the social media fun, you can send me a picture of your mr. turkey this morning and send it to me at instagram. you can find me on twitter and facebook, chuck bell 4 is the address of choice for you to send in your photographs of how you're going to enjoy your thanksgiving. we'll give you some shoeshl media sharing. cloudy skies, 44 degrees in washington. doing any traveling today? anywhere up and down the eastern pittsburgh, philly, boston. should be an improving picture in atlanta and points west of there out towards texas, no problems.

hillary: how many turkeys? 100 turkeys for 2500 people. what are you guys looking forward to the most? make my own late and then sitting down with friends and family. listen to the stories. maybe it is the first time coming down. people that have been coming in every year. it is great talking with some many people. everybody is so positive. hillary: volunteers, you cannot do this without them. >> we are lucky enough to come up with the idea. . these guys are going to working hard. it is a free meal. you can come down here for people from all walks of life. this is going to be a packed house in no time. we send it back to you guys. melinda: it is going to be so good. new this morning, how long would you wait for a pie? ben: in texas people lined up for more than an hour to buy their holiday pies. melinda davenport has been one people. i used to go here as kid -- as a kid. the blocks and also good. they are stretched around the block because it is worth it. ben: the flying saucer pie company, their pies are flying off the shelves. melinda: t

we've seen turkey prices come down. we've seen milk prices come down and ultimaely that leads to some relief for the consumer at the retail level. >> americans consume 45 million pounds of turkey on thanksgiving day alone. of that figure, 20 million pounds of it is butterball which is pretty amazing if you think of it. consumers, they want to have that picture perfect turkey, >>ru >> americans will gobble up 80 million pounds of cranberries. ocean spray will get about $2 million in sales. >> experts say you should have a plan before the shopping spree begins. >> black friday and consumers. it's hard to figure out what to buy, what to wait on. my recommendation would be to focus on three categories that are the most deeply discounted around this time which would be electronics, also apparel and accessories and then beauty items. >> thanksgiving is also one of the busiest travel days of the year. 63% of people plan to drive to their destinations with more than half travelling more than 200 miles. calls today. they've had

i'm definetly that excited for turkey! welcome back, i'm turkey! welcome back, i'm alyssa deitsch in for maria silva. and i'm dave hall. first - kathleen look at the fox 5 weather 24-7 forecast. it's going to be a beautiful thanksgivi high of 63 an just slightly breezy. winds out of the nw at 5-10mph. tomorrow should look pretty similar. we'll see sunny skies with a few high clouds. as we get into the weekend winds will pick up slightly and a low pressure system will roll in bringing cooler temperatures saturday evening and sunday. expect lows in the high 30s next week. good morning. your fox5 traffic solutions let's begin with your drive here are the accidents to watch out and alternate routes you can use listed on our maps here are the construction areas to look out for and alternate routes listed on our maps back to the news desk shopping carts will be colliding this morning -- grocery stores will be packed with people who've forgotten something on their shopping list. fox 5's mike doria is live at smith's with a top ten list of most forgotten i

>> ham and turkey. i don't want to forget you. >> ham and turkey and eggs. she said ham and turkey and eggs. well miss yolanda and family are among thousands that will be receiving a meal today with the help of metropolitan ministries. some volunteers started a little early today before the alarm clocks may typically go off but it was all certainly for a good cause. they were in kitchen preparing the vegetables the t stuffing all of the things that that you think about when you think about that thanksgiving meal. so those volunteers started early. some of meals are going to be provided here in hillsborough county. others will be headed to pasco county and pinellas county as well. the big community meal coming up at 11:00 today. so we're going to continue to keep you posted and all the thanksgiving day festivities get under way, guys back to you. see you met the best families all right, thank you, shayla. automatic woman to cabinet betsy devos founded american federation for children in 2010 and has long time advocate for school choice. during education round

. >> so your turkey is one every these turkey? >> yes, i have my in-laws turkey, the irish turkeys here. for the second year in a row. >> you didn't mess it up last year, did you? >> no, no, it was so good. they came back again. >> and watching you right now. this is dorothy, everyone is your favorite person, flight is there size restraint? some look pretty monsterous. >> my dad just had the system, secret system, he hasn't shared with us, but if you watch him, he picks up the turk which two hands and he'll tell my brother or my fiancee or one of my cousins where to put it somewhere and it is like a secret system. >> is he good at parking cars too? i mean, i would think he would be. so by the way, weaver to tell people the tomato pie, you guys don't mess around, and cannolis, too? >> oh, they're the best. >> so we say hello. so clearly, you guys are really super strong. you have been holding this thing forever, right? standing in line? >> pretty much. >> how did you get select today come down here? how did you draw this lucky stra

this is a demo turkey. but it's actually a real turkey, right? >> it actually is a turkey. it's not cooked. >> reporter: it looks very ditches even at this point. you got to cook it. how long does it take? >> about four or five hours. depends how big the turkey is, like five hours, maybe even less, because it's so small. >> reporter: what's the biggest turkey that somebody has brought in? >> over 50 pounds? >> reporter: you have to put that one in separately? >> we got to fit it. it's got to go in. >> reporter: and you say you get about 140 turkeys per day here? >> right. >> reporter: that's the most you can do, right? >> that's the most we can do. but also we do this any day of the year. it doesn't have to be a turkey. people bring their whole position and lambs and goats and throw them in the oven and they're done in four or five hours and they taste great. >> reporter: that's the oven there, right? it's already fired up and ready to go, right? >> right. 6:00 a.m., i turn this on. it's going to go on 6:00 a.m. >> reporter: it's already got the heat. you have all of the tu

and i think there is a difference. >> reporter: they have raised the turkeys turkeys for five mo. some say it is a small price to pay to tpaoupd out where they come from. >> it is all produced here on our farm for our livestock. >> reporter: in dewey, ty pwraepben in, name. >> they still have turkeys available at their store in dewey. >>> millions of people will be traveling over the next week and many areas of the country this is what they are looking at, digging out from snow and snowstorms. new york. travel advisory in effect for much of the area today. >>> slick roads for drivers in the hartford area. some areas got more than a foot of snow and more snow and ice could hit the new england area for the next couple of days. >>> workers at chicago o'rare -- baggage hand hers and cabin cleaners and janitors are seeking $15 an hour and union rights. >>> a suspect arrested in the deadly shooting in a san antonio police detective. 31-year-old otis mccain was taken into custody this afternoon. investigators believe he is the man seen in this surveillance video hours before the shooting

turkey? >> i'll be the jive turkey. jive turkey hotline. >> you can text 8448773456 or call 1-800-butter ball and the jive turkey will not answer. >> i remember people actually called me, you're a jive turkey. >> what does that mean? >> that just means you're an idiot, a screw ball. >> my new favorite phrase. >>> up next, it's the new charts, but you will never guess who sings it. we've got a little contest going on. see if you can figure it out with us, the surprising star behind the voice. i think i know this voice. ? how do you become america's #1? start by taking care of families for 70 years. earn the trust of 32 nfl teams. be there for america's toughest rnight. it's earned in every wash, and re-earned every day. tide, america's #1 detergent stubborn frizz needs smoothing care. garnier whole blends smoothing oil. infused with coconut oil & cocoa butter extracts. protects each strand for naturally-beautiful, shiny hair. garnier whole blends. smoothing haircare with coconut oil & cocoa butter. new dannon oikos nonfa

put your entire turkey into, it's like a bathtub for your turkey. stick it in the fridge 12 hours. >> you put it in the bathtub? >> no. it's like a bathtub. like taking your turkey to the spa. what it looks like when you take it out. pat it, put 0 on some paper -- >> paper towel. >> yeah, that stuff. stuff it with a bunch of carrots, celery and >> i don't. i do nigh stuffing separate. i call it dressing. >> how about all the juices from the turkey -- done it that way forever because my mother does. >> no, no. >> this way you still get that. all of those vegetables end up in your sauce. you just cross the legs. >> yeah. close that legs up. >> what is that? >> that's the hard effort part for me. >> tieing it? >> yeah. >> you need somebody to put a finger in there for you. >> yeah. put the finger in there. >> let's just wrap this up. we get it. tie it. move on. >> you pick up the turkey. >> pick it up. >> thank you. >> yep. >> and stick it straight on the vegetable. pop it in the oven. it's going to bake in the oven at 425 degrees the first half an hou

tuesday -- turkey tuesday. it's all about helping our neighbors in need and getting a turkey on the table for those who may not have been able to put one there. i have lily and timothy. tell me why st. vincent de paul means so much to you? >> it means so much came here back in 2012 and we've been coming to st. vincent de paul since then. they have helped us out with housing and utilities and timothy had to have a surgery and they helped us then. it's just like a family to me. st. vincent de paul is my second family. the dream center that's here that runs the dream center, timothy has a lot of friends that he would not otherwise have. thanks to the dream center and st. vincent de paul which makes it come true for timothy. >> i give back my time to other organizations like st. marys and icm and appear at st. vincent de paul i give my time. we appreciate st. vincent de paul. >> i saw you here earlier and you were working hard. thank you so much. i heard another big donation here tonight.>> we heard the call out th

a frozen turkey. two, you've got two much oil." , phoenix firefighters put on a demonstration to show us how to safely fry a thanksgiving turkey. mcdade says: "so now you've got oil over either your patio or in the backyard." they first showed us the wrong way to do it. mcdade says: "you have your propane tank now sittin' in oil. you've compromised the hose line to it.. you can have a leak of your propane and happen if you're not doin' it the right way." then--- they elaborated on the right way. mcdade says: "the important thing you need to remember is you need to be in a safe space. don't be under an overhang. don't be on your patio. make sure you're on a flat surface." they advise you to make sure the turkey is not too wet and not frozen. mcdade says: "the correct way is is you wanna put your turkey in a pot first without anything in it. then you fill up with water to where you reach that desired level. then you know how much oil. measure that. that's the amount of oil you want." then make sure you

depictionave turkey. i mean, look at me. i'm an abomination, a freak of nature, four stubby feathers. and where where's my waddle, my sole means of attracting a mate. without it i'll die alone and never know the sensuous touch of a hand. by the way, why do you even draw turkeys on thanksgiving. onions in our anal cavities and eat us. you soulless monsters. all right, cbs, i'm getting to it. happy thanksgiving, gobble, gobble, see you in hell. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, stephen welcomes danny devito, max greenfield, and musical guest okay go. featuring jon batiste and stay human. city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hey, nice to see you. >> stephen: what's going on, chris? what's going on, mark ?rk hey, everybody. welcome to "the late show"" everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. happy thanksgiving eve! i have a lot to be thankful for. i have my friends i work with. we live in the greatest country in the world, that's for sure. and you know who has a lot to be th