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>> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: be sure to tune in for that. plus, we have michael shannon and miranda lambert will be joining us. it's a big show. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, we have megyn kelly. she and i are playing a game of "box of lies." >> steve: ooh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. he stars in the upcoming new hbo series, "the young pope." he's fantastic, i love that dude. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: jude law is here ladies and gentlemen! >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he knows how to do it. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: speaking of knows how to do it. from the number one new show of the season "this is us," sterling k. brown is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] plays chris -- chris darden. and we got great new music from macklemore -- >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: featuring ariana deboo! [ cheers and applause ] big show tonight. and the last two nights i've
>> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: be sure to tune in for that. plus, we have michael shannon and miranda lambert will be joining us. it's a big show. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, we have megyn kelly. she and i are playing a game of "box of lies." >> steve: ooh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. he stars in the upcoming new hbo series, "the...
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>> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wake up! >> steve: hey yo! >> jimmy: i guess hillary clinton's campaign chairman, john podesta, also clicked on a link that gave russia his e-mail password. [ light laughter ] he knew he made a big mistake when this popped up on his screen. ?? [ laughter and applause ] putin cat. putin cat. it turns out that two separate "cozy bear" and "fancy bear" were targeting -- [ laughter ] i know. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: cozy bear and fancy bear. they were targeting the dnc. it's confusing, because "cozy bear" and "fancy bear" are also trump and putin's nicknames for each other. [ laughter and applause ] [ as trump ] "what you up to, cozy bear?" [ light laughter ] [ as putin ] "just thinking about you, fancy bear." [ laughter and applause ] you hang up. no, you hang up. you hang up. get this, when an fbi agent first contacted the dnc to tell them they had been hacked, the person who took the call thought it was a prank. yeah. it happens more than you think, said fbi agent seymour butz. [ laughter ] >> steve: agent i
>> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wake up! >> steve: hey yo! >> jimmy: i guess hillary clinton's campaign chairman, john podesta, also clicked on a link that gave russia his e-mail password. [ light laughter ] he knew he made a big mistake when this popped up on his screen. ?? [ laughter and applause ] putin cat. putin cat. it turns out that two separate "cozy bear" and "fancy bear" were targeting -- [ laughter ] i know. >> steve:...
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steve: sure and no. i have the comfort of knowing what i did, feeling good about myself and everything else doesn't really matter. emily: where did you want to take the company and where did he want to take the company? steve: i think is a fundamental disagreement about how to be in -- how important it was to be in the hardware business. i pushed for surface, and the ard was luctant. then it came to what to do about the phone business. emily: satya nadella said recently on stage that missing the mobile phone was one of the big mistakes in microsoft's history. what would you have done? steve: i would have moved into the hardware business faster. what we had in the pc where there is a separation of chips, systems and software was not going to largely reproduce it self in the mobile world. i wish i had thought about the model of subsidizing phones through the operators. people like to point to the quote where i said the iphone would never sell because $700 was too high and there was business model innovatio
steve: sure and no. i have the comfort of knowing what i did, feeling good about myself and everything else doesn't really matter. emily: where did you want to take the company and where did he want to take the company? steve: i think is a fundamental disagreement about how to be in -- how important it was to be in the hardware business. i pushed for surface, and the ard was luctant. then it came to what to do about the phone business. emily: satya nadella said recently on stage that missing...
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>> steve: whom is it? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: because he's the chef from 11th -- eleven madison park, and the nomad, chef daniel humm is here. >> steve: yeah! [ chrs and applause ] >> jimmy: daniel humm. eleven madison park. the nomad. that guy's amazing. guys, we have exactly three shows left before we go on christmas break, which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ twelve days of christmas sweaters three days left ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's right! every show between now and christmas, we're giving one lucky audience member a a marvelous christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. [ cheers ] now, since our -- and the -- the sweaters keep getting better and better and better. but since there are three shows left, let's open door number three. [ cheers and applause ] oh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> steve: oh, my. >> jimmy: now, let's -- now let's see wh
>> steve: whom is it? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: because he's the chef from 11th -- eleven madison park, and the nomad, chef daniel humm is here. >> steve: yeah! [ chrs and applause ] >> jimmy: daniel humm. eleven madison park. the nomad. that guy's amazing. guys, we have exactly three shows left before we go on christmas break, which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. here we go. [ cheers...
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steve: i wanted to. the board disagreed with it and said, coming back, that the company should go ahead, even though i had decided to leave. i think, is executed in a certain way, it made a lot of sense. the company chose to go another direction, and that is the decision the company made. i see the stock price flying sky high, and all you can say is the market agrees with the direction he's taking the company in, and i'm excited. emily: how you think the new ceo is doing? steve: he's doing great. he's built on machine learning and artificial intelligence. revenues and profits have not been down, they have been pretty flat, actually. that's important to maintain as threeairs the place, -- -- regears the place, and that's great. emily: he's more open to partnerships then you were, do you like that strategy? steve: should he run open source software? absolutely. i was identified as a competitor. he is taking advantage of it and he is doing the right stuff. how does life is the owner of a basketball team com
steve: i wanted to. the board disagreed with it and said, coming back, that the company should go ahead, even though i had decided to leave. i think, is executed in a certain way, it made a lot of sense. the company chose to go another direction, and that is the decision the company made. i see the stock price flying sky high, and all you can say is the market agrees with the direction he's taking the company in, and i'm excited. emily: how you think the new ceo is doing? steve: he's doing...
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. >> steve: yeah. >> steve: i don't know, it sounds funny. >> steve: football playing spider? >> jimmy: i don't know. this one's from @halloranpj. he says, "wife sent out a pic of new outfit, asked if it made her look big. i tried to reply nooo, got auto corrected to moo." how do you explain that one, man. >> steve: no, i didn't mean -- >> jimmy: this one is from @themoviechair. he says, "i texted missing you to my wife when she was at work. she texted back, ok." [ light laughter ] >> steve: glad to know. >> jimmy: last one is from @hollynheron. she said, "i texted the wrong number trying to buy weed. the fourth time, they replied, wrong number, but if you get weed, hit me up." there you have it, those are "tonight show" hashtags. to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with robert de niro ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? the itsy bitsy spidewent up the waterspout. luckily the spider recently had geico help him with homeowners insurance. water completely destroyed his swedish foam mattress. he got full replacem
. >> steve: yeah. >> steve: i don't know, it sounds funny. >> steve: football playing spider? >> jimmy: i don't know. this one's from @halloranpj. he says, "wife sent out a pic of new outfit, asked if it made her look big. i tried to reply nooo, got auto corrected to moo." how do you explain that one, man. >> steve: no, i didn't mean -- >> jimmy: this one is from @themoviechair. he says, "i texted missing you to my wife when she was at work....
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. >> steve: 10? >> jimmy: they're 10 years old, yeah. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: they're on "america's got talent." [ laughter ] no. that's not true. but they're just phenomenal. the song they're doing tonight is called "drunk drivers/killer whales." [ light laughter ] yeah. don't let the title -- yeah. [ light laughter ] be like this it doesn't have to be like this ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's good. yeah. that's it. if they just -- [ cheers and applause ] i think -- i think that car seat headrest, i might be making the story up. >> steve: i think you would know. >> jimmy: well, i run their wikipedia page, so i -- [ laughter ] i think they're called "car sear headrest" because the guy -- writes the songs in the band went to his car to get some quiet. and to write the songs, he sat t i might be making it up. >> steve: you never know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anyways, they're here tonight, and they're fantastic. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: car seat headrest. [ cheers and applause ] you'l
. >> steve: 10? >> jimmy: they're 10 years old, yeah. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: they're on "america's got talent." [ laughter ] no. that's not true. but they're just phenomenal. the song they're doing tonight is called "drunk drivers/killer whales." [ light laughter ] yeah. don't let the title -- yeah. [ light laughter ] be like this it doesn't have to be like this ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's good. yeah. that's it. if they...
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>> steve: viagra! >> jimmy: wait, something -- he's -- wait he's -- [ buzzer ] poop. >> steve: i mean, though come on. hey! >> jimmy: don't draw poop. this is a million dollar game we're playing. >> oh, yeah. >> i panicked. >> jimmy: you keep drawing the word poop in 3d. >> i know right? >> i panicked and just wrote "poop." i didn't know what to do. >> jimmy: what was it? >> pickpocket. >> steve: oh. >> i like that you just went to -- prostitute, pimp. >> jimmy: i don't know what reality you were living in. but i'll stick to my real reality. [ talking over each other ] >> what do you guys want? [ cheers ] >> steve: a character from "lady and the tramp." >> could be. >> one? >> steve: number one. we won. we won. >> jimmy: no, number one. >> steve: oh, sorry. number, two. poop. [ light laughter ] okay, what is it che? >> all right, this is an object. >> steve: an object. >> it's an object. ready? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i'm ready. i love -- >> steve: a lemon. >> jimmy: everyone's so calm using this thi
>> steve: viagra! >> jimmy: wait, something -- he's -- wait he's -- [ buzzer ] poop. >> steve: i mean, though come on. hey! >> jimmy: don't draw poop. this is a million dollar game we're playing. >> oh, yeah. >> i panicked. >> jimmy: you keep drawing the word poop in 3d. >> i know right? >> i panicked and just wrote "poop." i didn't know what to do. >> jimmy: what was it? >> pickpocket. >> steve: oh. >> i...
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steve: hi, ana. ana: hi, steve. lemonis: also, in order to cut down travel and enhance communication, i linked up pacific hospitality and grafton furniture with at&t collaborate. ana: did you get the files i sent you about the simple greek project? steve: yes, i did. lemonis: ana and steve will be able to make calls, hold conferences, and even share designs with one easy-to-use platform. and with simple greek franchises set to open all across the country, it's imperative that pacific and grafton stay connected and communicate. ana, i mean, the reason that this business is successful and will be successful is because you're a big driver. ana: you kind of brought this out of me, which i knew was there, but i never really applied it. you like, kicked my butt and woke me up and in a way. lemonis: you should be very proud because she is who she is because of her, but also because of you. gilbert: i don't think that i can live without this. lemonis: yeah, i know. we can't be without you. ana: he's like a different man. he
steve: hi, ana. ana: hi, steve. lemonis: also, in order to cut down travel and enhance communication, i linked up pacific hospitality and grafton furniture with at&t collaborate. ana: did you get the files i sent you about the simple greek project? steve: yes, i did. lemonis: ana and steve will be able to make calls, hold conferences, and even share designs with one easy-to-use platform. and with simple greek franchises set to open all across the country, it's imperative that pacific and...
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all right, yeah. >> steve: denial. >> jimmy: that is close enough. >> steve: good enough. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by kimberly porch in irving, texas. she was searching online to find a good doctor. let's see who she found. meet the most progressive tool in health care. [ laughter and applause ] come on, man. >> steve: come on. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i can't -- give me a a break. >> steve: that's not a tool. >> jimmy: the good news is, you're on the front of the website. >> steve: yeah, right. and you're progressive. >> jimmy: okay, and you're progressive. but we asked and they called you a tool. [ light laughter ] this next one was sent in by krysten miller in punta gorda, florida. she got an alert on her phone. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: yeah, it says, "you currently have no friends." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: why? why? do you mean -- she knows that. >> jimmy: i know. i think the worst part is that she's forced to click "ok." [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: i'm okay with it. i'm a -- i'm okay with it. >> steve: you're good w
all right, yeah. >> steve: denial. >> jimmy: that is close enough. >> steve: good enough. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by kimberly porch in irving, texas. she was searching online to find a good doctor. let's see who she found. meet the most progressive tool in health care. [ laughter and applause ] come on, man. >> steve: come on. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i can't -- give me a a break. >> steve: that's not a tool. >> jimmy: the good news is,...
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him. >> steve: come on! he's all right, all right, all right. >> jimmy: who doesn't love matthew mcconaughey? he's the best. matthew and i are going to talk about his big new animated movie "sing", which hits theaters tomorrow. and his new drama called "gold", which is opening limited release christmas day. and then we're going to perform some kid theater. [ applause ] he's a good dude. yeah, he's a gooy. >> jimmy: i love him. he's a good actor. plus, she stars in the critically-acclaimed new movie, "hidden figures", janelle monae is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] she's great. >> steve: she is fantastic. >> jimmy: she's great in it. and we have great music from sylvan esso, you guys. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: ooh, shiny. >> jimmy: guys, as i said, matthew's new movie "sing" comes out tomorrow. looks to be like the biggest thing. very, very awesome. it's got great music. it's an animated movie, and all these songs sung by some of the biggest stars. not just matthew mcconaughey, but
him. >> steve: come on! he's all right, all right, all right. >> jimmy: who doesn't love matthew mcconaughey? he's the best. matthew and i are going to talk about his big new animated movie "sing", which hits theaters tomorrow. and his new drama called "gold", which is opening limited release christmas day. and then we're going to perform some kid theater. [ applause ] he's a good dude. yeah, he's a gooy. >> jimmy: i love him. he's a good actor. plus, she...
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>> steve: really? wow. >> jimmy: you wouldn't think that he's -- >> steve: multitalented. >> jimmy: well, listen to this. a real estate agency that sells apartments inside trump tower, is advertising the new 24-hour presence of secret service agents as a, quote, new amenity. [ laughter ] while they're advertising the eggs that hit your windows as free grocery delivery. [ laughter and applause ] every night, around midnight. i guess, not everyone is impressed with trump. in fact yesterday, chinese state media called donald trump a diplomatic rookie, who has an inability to keep his mouth shut. or as trump reported it, "they just called me young and outgoing. thank you, china. thank you, china." [ laughter and applause ] well guys, anthony weiner is back in the news. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] as the "new york post" is reporting that he's been calling up his friends in the restaurant industry for advice and job leads. [ light laughter ] actually, i think there are many opportunities for an anthony weiner ow
>> steve: really? wow. >> jimmy: you wouldn't think that he's -- >> steve: multitalented. >> jimmy: well, listen to this. a real estate agency that sells apartments inside trump tower, is advertising the new 24-hour presence of secret service agents as a, quote, new amenity. [ laughter ] while they're advertising the eggs that hit your windows as free grocery delivery. [ laughter and applause ] every night, around midnight. i guess, not everyone is impressed with trump....
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>> steve: hey-oh! don't kneel on de' grass. >> jimmy: finally -- >> steve: one more example and i think i'll have it. >> jimmy: if you take mr. t -- >> steve: mr. t! >> jimmy: plus an animated gif, it equals tgif. there you go right there! [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have for popular mathematics. we'll be right back with more ?? liberty mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. i just snapped a photo and got an estimate in 24 hours. my insurance company definitely doesn't have that... you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you? liberty mutual insurance you know, in any job, any profession, of gray uses oxygen to gently blend away some gray, but not all for that perfect salt and pepper look. satisfaction guaranteed. just you and the look you want. just for men touch of gray applebee's buy one get one free menu means you can try this combination for just $12.49. or this one. or this one. or, well, you get the idea. buy one entr?e from
>> steve: hey-oh! don't kneel on de' grass. >> jimmy: finally -- >> steve: one more example and i think i'll have it. >> jimmy: if you take mr. t -- >> steve: mr. t! >> jimmy: plus an animated gif, it equals tgif. there you go right there! [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have for popular mathematics. we'll be right back with more ?? liberty mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. i just snapped a photo...
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>> steve: almost. >> jimmy: if you take mitt romney -- >> steve: mitt romney! >> jimmy: plus two sips of beer. >> steve: two sips of beer! >> jimmy: it equals lit romney. [ laughter and applause ] whoa, whoa, whoa. [ applause ] >> steve: macarena? i understand the macarena. >> jimmy: if you take an office party -- >> steve: office party. >> jimmy: plus mistletoe. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: it equals the hr department. [ laughter ] it's just a bad idea. just don't do it. it's a bad idea. no. here's another one. if you take ron weasley -- >> steve: ron weasley, yes. >> jimmy: plus a bakery. >> steve: ron weasley, bakery. >> jimmy: it equals a ginger bread man. [ laughter ] a gingerbread man. >> steve: that's making a a little more sense. the fog is lifting. >> jimmy: if you take kevin james >> steve: kevin james. >> jimmy: plus snoop dogg. >> steve: snoop dogg. >> jimmy: it equals james blunt. do you see what i'm saying? [ cheers ] do you get the idea of it, at least? >> steve: i at least get it's some sort of mathematics without numbers. >> jimmy: if you take nei
>> steve: almost. >> jimmy: if you take mitt romney -- >> steve: mitt romney! >> jimmy: plus two sips of beer. >> steve: two sips of beer! >> jimmy: it equals lit romney. [ laughter and applause ] whoa, whoa, whoa. [ applause ] >> steve: macarena? i understand the macarena. >> jimmy: if you take an office party -- >> steve: office party. >> jimmy: plus mistletoe. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: it equals the hr department. [...
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. >> steve: right. you're hosting the globes. >> jimmy: i'm hosting the golden globes, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: january, 8:00, nbc. >>my: stop saying that. january 8th, nbc, 8:00. [ light lauger ]?r?) the singer, ryan tedder, was also nominated f a golden globe this morning for animated film "sing." so it is -- teve: whoa! [ cheers a?)nd applause ] >> jimmy: a hat trick! >> steve: arod the obe. globe. congrats again. i love these guys. hey, guys, we have exactly ten shows left before go on christmas break, which means that it is time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause ] ? twelve days of christmas sweaters ten days left ? ?? >> jimmy: that's right. every show between now and a kind christmas sweer from thunowto christmas cabinet right here. [ cheers and applause ] and since there are ten shows left, let's open door number ten. whoa! ?? [ cheers and applause ] w. i don't know -- [ cheers and applause ] i don't -- it'
. >> steve: right. you're hosting the globes. >> jimmy: i'm hosting the golden globes, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: january, 8:00, nbc. >>my: stop saying that. january 8th, nbc, 8:00. [ light lauger ]?r?) the singer, ryan tedder, was also nominated f a golden globe this morning for animated film "sing." so it is -- teve: whoa! [ cheers a?)nd applause ] >> jimmy: a hat trick! >> steve: arod the obe. globe. congrats again. i love these...
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let's go with steve forbes, sabrina schafer, bruce jabson. steve, is this report on the right track? >> david, it's fine to do more coordination. you can usually do that with an e-mail or a phone call and tell the bureaucrats to get off their duffs and work together. if they're curious about not funding terrorists, cut iran off from the world banking system, do the same with individual banks in pakistan and elsewhere and cut off various individuals we know who are bad guys. they're basic steps, but iran is the big one. if they're not doing that, they're not serious. >> in addition to iran, i think steve is absolutely right, but in addition to that, they're still getting a lot of money from oil, about $500 million a year. we have had attacks on these oil supplies, but not enough, and there are also a lot of people in the region that are funneling money to them, right, some of our supposed allies? >> i think every administration going back to at least the first george bush administration knows but doesn't really talk about the fact that saudi a
let's go with steve forbes, sabrina schafer, bruce jabson. steve, is this report on the right track? >> david, it's fine to do more coordination. you can usually do that with an e-mail or a phone call and tell the bureaucrats to get off their duffs and work together. if they're curious about not funding terrorists, cut iran off from the world banking system, do the same with individual banks in pakistan and elsewhere and cut off various individuals we know who are bad guys. they're basic...
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steamy, steamy stuff. >> steve: whoo! >> jimmy: guys, yesterday, president obama lit the national christmas tree for the last time. [ audience aws ] well, actually, he doused it in kerosene and flicked his cigarette while he walked out. [ cheers and applause ] but still, it's very -- [ as obama ] "i'm out. i'm outie 5000." he said "i'm outie 5000." >> steve: that's what he said. "i'm outie 5000." >> jimmy: i don't know. that's what he said. [ light laughter ] gift, but was surprised to find four pounds of marijuana that was accidentally sent to her house. [ cheers and applause ] while somewhere, snoop dogg sent the day trying to smoke a a fruitcake. [ laughter and applause ] trying to smoke a fruitcake. snoop dogg is trying to smoke a a fruitcake. [ laughter ] and finally, i saw that cbs's annual telecast of "rudolph the night. and that -- [ cheers ] yeah. that show's been airing for over 50 years. but somehow, it's remained incredibly popular. i think this year, it's because they updated it a little bit. they updated it.
steamy, steamy stuff. >> steve: whoo! >> jimmy: guys, yesterday, president obama lit the national christmas tree for the last time. [ audience aws ] well, actually, he doused it in kerosene and flicked his cigarette while he walked out. [ cheers and applause ] but still, it's very -- [ as obama ] "i'm out. i'm outie 5000." he said "i'm outie 5000." >> steve: that's what he said. "i'm outie 5000." >> jimmy: i don't know. that's what he said....
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steve: sure, and no. at the end of the day i have the comfort of knowing what i did and feeling good about myself and everything else is not really matter. emily: where did you want to take the company, where did he want to take the company? steve: there was a fundamental difference in what it meant to be in the hardware business. aroundcame to a climax what to do about the phone business. stage sasha was on recently and said that mobile phones were one of the biggest mistakes in microsoft history. steve: i would've moved into hardware faster and recognized chips,as a separation of systems and software that was not going to reproduce itself in d.e mobile worl i wish i'd thought about subsidizing phones through the operators. people thought iphones were never going to sell. it was business model innovation i apple to get it built into the monthly cell phone bill. we should of been in the hardware business sooner. we were still suffering what i would call some of the effects of our vista release of windows,
steve: sure, and no. at the end of the day i have the comfort of knowing what i did and feeling good about myself and everything else is not really matter. emily: where did you want to take the company, where did he want to take the company? steve: there was a fundamental difference in what it meant to be in the hardware business. aroundcame to a climax what to do about the phone business. stage sasha was on recently and said that mobile phones were one of the biggest mistakes in microsoft...
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steve, thank you so much for joining us. steve: thanks, emily. emily: i heard a rumor about you that i possibly -- cannot possibly believe to be true, which is that you were shy growing up? steve: that's a true rumor. emily: tell me about this. steve: when i was a little kid and somebody's dad was at home and i did not know the people, literally i would sit in the car sometimes because i would be so nervous and shy. got to college, a friend of mine describes it this way, "hi, i'm steve ballmer, and my hand is sweaty because i'm so ervous to meet you." over time, that has changed. emily: it has changed considerably. you brought life to suffer conferences that will never be seen again. where did that guy come from? steve: that's a very good question. a breakthrough came when i was football manager of harvard. that is intimidating, take it up in front of 100 football players , hey, listen up a minute, and you have to speak before a pretty unruly group of 100 guys. that's where i kind of broke three. detroit,u were born in your dad worked at ford, yo
steve, thank you so much for joining us. steve: thanks, emily. emily: i heard a rumor about you that i possibly -- cannot possibly believe to be true, which is that you were shy growing up? steve: that's a true rumor. emily: tell me about this. steve: when i was a little kid and somebody's dad was at home and i did not know the people, literally i would sit in the car sometimes because i would be so nervous and shy. got to college, a friend of mine describes it this way, "hi, i'm steve...
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. >> steve: that would be -- >> jimmy: a piece of paper -- >> steve: i would be, like, clink, clink, yeah. >> jimmy: that one little slip of paper. she was like making origami during the thing. >> steve: yeah. i thought she was gonna, you, like a swan. >> jimmy: i was gonna go, "stop it! do it somewhere else!" anyway, it's a good play. [ laughter ] go see it. >> steve: don't take any -- >> jimmy: my mom won't ruin it for you because she already did it for the people around us. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but, go see it. if you like "jersey boys" and you saw that ten times, and you want to get your fix. this is good. it's doo wop, it's fun stuff, but i did that last night. it was great. congrats to those guys. so go check it out. if you're in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: "altoid?" >> jimmy: "no." >> steve: their phone didn't ring, did it? >> jimmy: no, they both have pacemakers. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: nightmare. >> steve: i'm not gonna ask. >> jimmy: nightmare. [ applause ] if i hear it vibrating, i just know that my dad's alive. >> steve: yeah. [ lau
. >> steve: that would be -- >> jimmy: a piece of paper -- >> steve: i would be, like, clink, clink, yeah. >> jimmy: that one little slip of paper. she was like making origami during the thing. >> steve: yeah. i thought she was gonna, you, like a swan. >> jimmy: i was gonna go, "stop it! do it somewhere else!" anyway, it's a good play. [ laughter ] go see it. >> steve: don't take any -- >> jimmy: my mom won't ruin it for you because she...
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he's already -- already in the car. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, he's out. >> steve: the clapper. >> jimmy: some celebrity news. ricky martin announced that he is engaged to his boyfriend, who happens to be syrian. yeah, that's right. ricky got down on one knee and said, "will you help me make donald trump's head explode?" [ laughter and applause ] i'm not sure what to make of this, guys. there's a new workout where people -- have you heard of this? people crawl like a baby. [ light laughter ] it's a new thing, yes, because it strengthens your core while working your shoulders and hips. [ light laughter ] yeah, in response, babies were like, "have you seen our bodies?" [ laughter ] wrists don't normally have dimples. but, i'm just saying. you want us to be -- well, this seems kind of silly. a man is suing krispy kreme donuts for $5 million because its raspberry-filled donuts don't contain any real fruit. [ laughter ] while the judge said, "do you really want to be involved with another lawsuit, governor christie?" [ cheers and applause ] pick your battles. pick your battles." >> s
he's already -- already in the car. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, he's out. >> steve: the clapper. >> jimmy: some celebrity news. ricky martin announced that he is engaged to his boyfriend, who happens to be syrian. yeah, that's right. ricky got down on one knee and said, "will you help me make donald trump's head explode?" [ laughter and applause ] i'm not sure what to make of this, guys. there's a new workout where people -- have you heard of this? people...
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steve. >> suck up to elon musk. chris: j. >> guess use to the taste of your own urine. >> chris: points. >> get purgey. chris: dave. >> load up on spf4000. jim: j. >> learn to breath carbon dioxide. >> chris: dave. >> surround yourself with fat slow people, chris. >> chris: j. >> fatten up your kids to use as a raft. >> chris: points. dave. >> well -- your pr prius when te world goes full on mad max. >> chris: that's the end of global warning. i don't want to eliminate anyone today. i'm enjoying this. steve, dave and i like j. i am keeping everyone around for the final round. it's time to tkrap your calls and grab your pwaugz. it's for the win! the f.c.c., also known as the farty cucks club, is the government agency responsible for making sure nobody swears on the radio. they don't have jurisdiction over cable. suck it f.c.c. not on this network anyways. what -- >> i just threw my jiz on this. [laughing] >> chris: take that. >> [beep] it. chris: but also -- but also keeping you up-to-date on immediate threats to lif
steve. >> suck up to elon musk. chris: j. >> guess use to the taste of your own urine. >> chris: points. >> get purgey. chris: dave. >> load up on spf4000. jim: j. >> learn to breath carbon dioxide. >> chris: dave. >> surround yourself with fat slow people, chris. >> chris: j. >> fatten up your kids to use as a raft. >> chris: points. dave. >> well -- your pr prius when te world goes full on mad max. >> chris: that's...
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here comes sandy -- here comes sandy claus. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: like a beach holiday card. >> steve: together, they sent it out together. >> jimmy: you guys, christmas is less than two weeks away. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. and get this. the weather channel is already predicting which cities may have a white christmas. yep, they say it's never too early to get it totally wrong. [ laughter ] actually, i read that global warming is leading to a higher rate of reindeer reproduction. [ laughter ] you can tell there's a lot of reindeer, because take a look at this footage. >> now dasher, now dancer, now prancer and vixen, on comet, on cupid, on donner and blitzen, hey larry, hey barry, hey marvin and justin, go -- go casey -- [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: we got it. we get it. i think that's enough. >> steve: lot of reindeer. >> jimmy: that's a lot of reindeer. you get it? >> steve: yeah. copious amounts. >> jimmy: check this out. cause apple just said that it's new air pod wireless ear buds, would be available, after reports that they wouldn't be ready for the holidays.
here comes sandy -- here comes sandy claus. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: like a beach holiday card. >> steve: together, they sent it out together. >> jimmy: you guys, christmas is less than two weeks away. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. and get this. the weather channel is already predicting which cities may have a white christmas. yep, they say it's never too early to get it totally wrong. [ laughter ] actually, i read that global warming is leading to a higher rate of...
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steve forbes. so, steve, why is it so important to do it quickly? >> because you got to get this economy roaring again, that gives you political capital to give you the other things that need to be done, so go with big tax cuts, the lower the tax rates are, the more prosper by we get. if you go small first, it's harder to bring it up later. >> we're still waiting. well, bruce, i'm sure you're against the kind of tax cuts that trump is talking about, but there are some republican who is happen to agree with you. >> here's the deal. i sometimes wonder about the -- i don't know what the adversaries are, because the party of reagan not only seems to with donald loves the russians, but they love ballooning deficits and are escaping fiscal conservatism. i don't know how he's going to pay for this. he wants to pursue the wall. he wants to pursue all this stuff and i don't see how he's going to pay for it. >> the fact is some republicans say it's more important to go after the debt, to cut the debt before you have tax cuts. listen to what mitch mcconnell ha
steve forbes. so, steve, why is it so important to do it quickly? >> because you got to get this economy roaring again, that gives you political capital to give you the other things that need to be done, so go with big tax cuts, the lower the tax rates are, the more prosper by we get. if you go small first, it's harder to bring it up later. >> we're still waiting. well, bruce, i'm sure you're against the kind of tax cuts that trump is talking about, but there are some republican who...