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didn't know what was-- i didn't know what-- i don't know if it would have changed me had i known, but i didn't know what the range of possibilities were. i didn't know that we weren't well-to-do. you were in brooklyn. i grew up in brooklyn. your father worked, as my father did, in the post office. oh, colleagues. right. mine worked in baltimore, yours worked in new york, but their job was to file the mail. not to deliver it, but to file it. sort the mail. sort the mail. all right, so you weren't wealthy, and you went through public schools, but you obviously did pretty well, because you were valedictorian in high school. so you always realized you were probably smarter than the average student? i knew that, you know, ranking high in my school meant that i was, you know, certainly good at school. but i didn't know how smart i was or how i would compare with anything. and by the way, being good at school and being smart are two separate things anyway. were you surprised you got into harvard? and did you ever think of not going because you couldn't afford it or you might not fit in? look

i don't. want to do as you know but i live. i miss all my you know you know you know. that i had for them but to be trying to tell them they can use what to. say to me. and then yesterday when you know that when then when your leaving us for you guys have. done. with the schools that have been. pretty high. most of them while being briefed and well being targeted by the small boys so this is when they deal with. it. you don't look to me yesterday. as one. i. why move the problem that big people being equal to all because someone come on to the know me this in this in these i have a need i go to house school fees to take the kids. welcome i give them good for them it does mean i was been welcomed by golf is good to have so i try try to the problem where your nephew can get ten. k. that's a move was about it was. not you not the you never know how. much. you know why you have. was not. how. it is. you know. money was. the best idea. and this is what is that it. was and that was the way he met that yes that was a no no. yes and done no one's up to close enough ones are no

i know you. and i can see the water in your eyes even when you're smiling, and i know how much pain and how much anguish you're going through right now. i don't want to see your whole life gone. if you get 20, 25, whatever, i'm going to call that a blessing. if you get lucky like that, then you need to walk this walk, and walk straight out that door and not come back like this. over and over again. >> i don't want to get caught up in that neither. and that's not my plan. it never has been my plan. you know what i mean? yeah, we all get discouraged and we all do things. we're human. man, we get discouraged. but we got to pull ourselves out of it. like you're saying, keep our eyes on that tunnel, on that light. >> as far as the escape stuff, maybe that's just not what i was meant to do. god or whoever did not see fit for me to get away. i am not upset with being caught. i mean -- well, that's not exactly true. i am a little upset about being caught. but to be honest, i'm glad i'm here for you right

very good now i know it's i don't you know i brought it up but it was so fun and just a different way of life and we always get v.h.s. tapes sent over of the cartoons and baseball games you know the american cartoon so i know when you are of this size. and you want to be and i curse didn't people say you can't do that i come from a very small town in florida and i think that if you ever think outside of the box people are a little leery. and a little afraid. but i never really listened to that and i think there was one gentleman who i was dating he was like i don't understand why you want to go in and be an actress and i'm like i don't understand why you want to stay here in this small town like we don't understand each other but by. he was a fan for very long and i don't know i just never i couldn't i never was afforded the luxury of caring about what people thought about me you know growing up it was tricky because people were really hateful but what i realize is they were projecting their stuff on me and so i never took it as personal as maybe someone else my name the story goes yo

know, i know, i know. i really can't help it. >> jimmy: stop it. >> i know but i feel like the metaphors are so good. >> jimmy: don't tell people what to think. no don't. >> cause people don't, don't know. >> jimmy: the metaphors, yeah, no they do -- they get the metaphors. >> you sound just like darren-oski. >> jimmy: aaron darrenoksi? >> darren oksay. >> jimmy: oh, darren oksay, oh yeah, i knew him, too. his parents owned a car wash. osky's car wash. [ light laughter ] i don't know what -- a stranger comes to the door, it's ed harris, and things just get weird. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it gets insane. >> yeah they almost get biblical. >> jimmy: i was going insane watching it. this is the most -- wow. it's beautifully shot. >> when i saw it with an audience, i felt like, really shook afterwards, and i told darren aside and i was like, "this is a mistake and we took it too far." [ light laughter ] and then like, he was like, "what?" and 30 minutes later i was like, "ah, no." >> jimmy: you were singing --were you

i don't know or what i what i did you know like i mean what are you going to disagree with but why do you dislike ok there is something about her persona that i find i don't know off putting maybe that's a better way to put it is a smugness but it's always there it's it's a she is not doesn't come across as a you know a true kind of commitment to the issues i just you get that feeling when she when she speaks and and so i when i hear people say you know that she's not light i naturally you know you go back to your own feelings on it and say yes there's something about it this is a very off putting type of person and you know what i saw a great meaning the other day it was. the front page of the cover is on the top it says what happened in the bottom was hillary clinton and that means said you know the question was answered on the front page and that's exactly what happened there wasn't anybody else it was hillary clinton laura. i mean i respectfully disagree i do know hillary clinton quite well and and she would never have entered in a presidential race especially at fifty nine after

i know -- i just got on instagram a little over a year ago. i know how this works. so i had to make sure that could see absolutely nothing. >> jimmy: you have to be very careful. >> because i knew, when i first did it, there was a little bit of -- there was a dark spot like right under, right between where my legs come together. i thought, somebody is going to super impose some lips. [ laughter ] and say, i see vagina! >> jimmy: hello, how are you? >> i just got those hairs down a little longer. it's the only picture i've ever photoshoped on all my instagrams because i am not going to give somebody that opportunity. >> jimmy: who took that picture by the way? >> that's a secret. >> jimmy: a secret. your team didn't burst into the bathroom and take this photograph? >> my daughter took it actually. i'm just kidding. it's a secret who took that picture. >> jimmy: the kids like it? >> the kids haven't seen it, but they see me doing that all the time. they're not that impressed. >> jimmy: you guys don't have doors at the house? >> no, we don't. >> jimmy: no doors, really

do i don't know how to how to you know i don't know how to fix it well anyway we have to live in there really really appreciate your time with us please share your comments on our twitter facebook and youtube page just i hope to see you again same place same time. well the part. they're bad actors over there but maybe this young you know it is launching a competitor in the big space. competitively john mcafee is going to get in the mining business so there's going to be a lot more competitive in the mining business so the. kind of play to monopolise mining is under attack as well because the world's competitor. welcome to contact today we're joined by the president of namibia. and we've. been. independent. with this but. we're going to go through. the phrases. of the agreements. the african national congress on the eve of assuming power under nelson mandela in one thousand nine hundred four apartheid south africa was pressured by the international monetary fund and western powers to walk away from the socialist promises in its foundational document the freedom charter south africa's mi

i don't know if i know man. i don't know if i am i think i try to do a good job of like hiding from it you haven't changed but i mean i hope yeah i think i do a good job but i mean i thought i'd like to think i do a good job of just kind of staying away from it my parents are here in town so they cure a military kids yeah my dad was an air force my parents parents were in the air force so like it's a generational thing you travel a lot as a kid a ton a ton of time given to a school is just going to twelve schools and thirteen years it's crazy like new kid like every week like every week i'm like trying to figure out a new should a new stick to make like all the kids in class like me who are best will play basketball you play in high school then i got limited knowledge. which was which was an amazing spirit i wasn't good enough to play in college no i got really really lucky my senior year and i don't own a kid who was six foot eleven and because of that like we were raised scouts where they are and we were able

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i didn't know i was going to love those people as much as i do. i didn't know, i didn't know, and then that was unfolding, and then to go from that, right as that door was closing, star trek door opened. and i didn't know that would happen. to go from that franchise to a franchise even bigger that it's even more beloved if i can say, with another group of people that are amazing, and stellar and passionate and kind and all of these things. it's, i can't really -- some things can't be vocalized. >> say that. say it. just take it. >> oh, man. i'll take it. >> before i let grow, let me circle back to walking dead, because i intimated, that's a high quality show. >> yes. >> that is how you close a show. tell me about the experience and the clothes. >> oh my goodness. well i knew that it was coming and i knew that it would be in a sort of sack official way that was all that our amazing producer told me we were in a lot of talks leading up to it. when i read that finale script, i cried tears of joy. i really did because i just -- i felt so humbled and g

i know it is. he's going to answer my prayers. >> you know, we the radicals. >> surprise, surprise. >> are y'all real? >> yes, we are. yes, we are. >> how are you doing? how are you doing, leroy? >> were you shocked? were you surprised? >> yeah, i thought it was my attorney. >> you didn't know we were going to be here? >> no, i brought legal work and everything. hey, man! >> though body's release date is still uncertain, his family remains hopeful that his life in prison is coming to an end. >> it's coming. it's coming. >> it's short enough right now to put in a mustard seed. >> right. >> yeah, because i mean, it's what, eight months going on nine months since the initial court order, you know, came through and, i mean, it ain't no picnic. i had better peace when i had the light sentence still on. >> and we are so proud of you the way you have handled yourself in here for all those years. >> how you maintained and stayed focused. but we don't want to keep talking about that right now. we want to ta

>> yeah. >> i didn't know that. [ laughter ] >> i don't mean the script name. >> i didn't know. i didn't know. that's amazing. that's so cool. >> the buzz over season two got a boost with that trailer that dropped at comic-con set to michael jackson's "thriller." >> wait! >> will seems to be a big focus of season who. how is he handle -- season two. how is he handling his -- what are we calling it, upside down -- >> in the second season they get more into the upside down, and it's darker and creepier. >>> and coming up, who's coming back to tv and it's sexier and classier than ever. from linda evans to locklear, how the tv characters are getting a complete makeover. >>> then -- >> it's opening night! >> we're inside the closed set of "will and grace 2.0." >> a couple pushups. situps. >> tomorrow thanks for loading, sweetie. ...oh, burnt-on gravy? ...gotta rinse that. nope. no way. nada. really? dish issues? throw it all in. new cascade platinum powers through... even burnt-on gravy. nice. cascade. tand, our adulte children are here. so, we save by using tide. which means we use

i don't know how. here's a photo of queen elizabeth. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: her meme says, "when bae say he's sick and then you see him dancing at the club." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? ♪ sorry not sorry >> jimmy: take a look at this classic photo of a monkey. [ audience aws ] his meme says, "when you trying to get that perfect tinder pic." all right, good luck. [ laughter and applause ] good luck to you, buddy. here's a photo of bernie sanders. his meme says, "when you thought you were using wi-fi but you were actually using data." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: what? i can't find -- [ light laughter ] next, we have a photo of this dog. its meme says, "when you book a a massage through groupon." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: not good. >> jimmy: be careful. >> steve: don't do it. >> jimmy: now here's a photo of vladimir putin. this one's called, "when you're ready to leave the party but bae just started a new conversation." [ laughter and applause ] next one's

do you want to know what song it is? >> i know a song. i know, this is -- what is this one? this is a song called i dropped it. and it goes a little something like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can we dim the lights? ♪ >> it was late, i was cooking, and everything was going fine. ♪ ♪ i got my mash out to mash my potatoes, and then it took a a funny turn. ♪ didn't quite get the mash mashed inside the pan on the stove. so i stretched out ♪ ♪ like i was tired and that's when it happened, low and behold. ♪ ♪ i got mash in my trousers. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jim: that was the greatest smooth conversation. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: every time. everyone is becoming silly. benedict cumberbatch, right there. his new film, "the current war" opens november 24th. stick around. we'll be right back with savannah guthrie! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, you yeah!ht butch. (butch growls at man) he's looking at me right now, isn't he? yup. (butch barks at man) butch is like an old soul that just hates my guts. (laughs) (vo) you can never have too many faith

i mean, you know? [ laughter ] i just -- i was really excited about this scene, and, you know, i did a film about a boat that crashes into an iceberg, and so it's kind of my thing. i'm like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now you're being typecast? [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] you give the people -- you give the people what they want. >> no, really i -- >> jimmy: give the people what they want, fall in the ice. >> you are right. i thought, you know, i'm telling you, i thought if anyone finds out that i didn't go through that ice, this would be a whole other talk show jimmy. i fell like -- you wouldn't even had me on. >> jimmy: americans would hate you, yeah. >> they would, yeah. so, yeah, so i did it. >> jimmy: you did it, how many takes did you do that in frozen ice? >> we did about -- we did about six or seven, and it was -- it was -- yeah, it was cold. >> jimmy: no way there would be -- if i did this movie again, there would be like a dummy that looks like me just floating around. [

i know where to start. [ laughter ] i know where to start. wow. will, thank you so much for this. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is honestly amazing. thank you very much. >> no, i'm happy to get rid of it, to be honest. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we've actually known each other a long time. tomorrow is the season premiere of "saturday night live," and that's where i know you from. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic work on that show. do you know that was 15 years ago that you started on "saturday night live." >> 15 years ago. that's -- yeah. >> jimmy: isn't that crazy? >> that's amazing. >> jimmy: doesn't it seem like it was just yesterday. >> it does. everything is still so vivid. it was such a scary time. i was terrified. i was so scared to -- just had tremendous stage fright, and i just remember that first week. it was matt damon was the host -- >> jimmy: good -- >> and bruce springsteen was musical guest. i was basically in like one sketch. i think you were in it too, the hannibal lecter in college -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and i just -- [ ligh

friends and i mean i know you did. you see the most was from a on. in some way obama comes out saying that the way i do that i mean certainly we're here now was like what yeah oh it would. be good. for you. and. how many of us. try to. stop it. one hundred. how many. of you saw him in that soft console so that along the shoreline show love to follow up on the form a little bit. more. and yeah let them alone a. little oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. oh oh thanks so much i love. the east. was. yowie yes i married the out yet. by the kid i'm going to have. to use them not have them because they all made. them a mama miss of our existence. oh. my god how do i do. the show for miss kuhlmann and then at the. we're going to maria i am. here on the frame it. doesn't. matter how much. of a letter out you could live without. turning on the right you will at least i did think. of them and then i don't follow them so how comes this the standards of the some of us and all of them as well as have j

i don't know. the guy from 007, something greg. and then the ex-wife for tom cruise, kathy hole, she's in that too. the guy with the plastic arm, his damn driver, he's on tv show, hbo, the girl, alcohol allowed. >> i'm about to get naked. >> shut up. >> and the guy in the movie is sick mcfollow. the movie about the family and the dog about the baby. the director for that movie is steven soda. steven soda directed the movie, the guy like playboy, they take the clothes off. and that movie, too, with underwear and the women should put the money in his underwear, you know. >> any women ever put money in your underpants? >> no. no. only fish. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you, yahya. and one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night. it means we bleep and blur whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> the man we saw this afternoon was the man we saw elected last november, like him, trust him or [ bleep ] him, that's your call. >> would anybody like it

when i got out, you know, he was already grown. you know what i mean? i would still go and try to explain to him that i love him. >> just go see me. stay an hour or two and leave. >> i feel hurt. i feel like it is my fault that he's here. >> i wouldn't say that. i would say he has never raised me or spent more than two, three days with me at a time. i don't see how he can influence me in anything. >> i would like to see us get a lot more closer to where we can really sit down and talk. >> today officers agree to allow father and son inmates, robert jr. and robert sr., to meet in a supervised setting and we can see how years apart have taken a toll on this relationship. >> reason i wasn't there for you amigo, you already know, being locked up all this time. i think if i would have stayed around, things might have been different. you know how it is. that's the way i was brought up. just like you, you know what i mean? and getting into the drugs, that's what really brought me down. if i would have did it different, i know you wouldn't be here and i wouldn'

you know what i think? you know what i think? [ cheers and applause ] here's my theory about daniel day lewis -- i think he's going to come back as another actor. [ laughter ] and fool us all! >> seth: yeah. >> there's gonna be some young guy on the scene that's in, like, a bunch of indies. and they're like, "he's amazing." and we're going to be, like, "that was daniel day lewis." [ laughter ] >> seth: do you think it will get to a point where someone would says, "i think this guy's the next daniel day lewis" and is that when he tells us -- [ laughter ] >> but he doesn't even -- he's so good, he doesn't have to rip off a mask. he just rips his own face and he changes it. and you're, like, what? i'm obsessed with daniel day lewis retiring from acting. i love it. it's such a great irish catholic, like, "i'm going to reject you before you reject me." >> seth: oh, yeah! >> i -- i break up with you! >> seth: i'm out of the game. >> yes! >> seth: i remember -- one of my favorite, there were so many things i loved about when you and tin

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