made smoked chicken wings. the game was kind of boring until beyonce showed up. at this point my friends who bet on the panthers weren't just buzzed, they were hammered. final score was broncos 24, and after the game peyton manning said he would drink a lot of budweiser. and then he kissed papa john. so there you go. there you have it, that's what happened. [ cheers and applause ] that was my house during the super bowl. so this super bowl was -- >> wait! >> jimmy: what? >> the super bowl was yesterday? >> jimmy: yeah. >> super bowl 50? >> jimmy: yeah, super bowl 50, why? >> oh my god. i was too late. i traveled back too late! >> jimmy: what do you mean you traveled back too late? >> i'm a time traveler! i'm from the year 2525! all my training, all my years at the academy and i failed! i failed again! >> jimmy: don't say that, were you going to kill a murderer like hitler or something like that? >> no, nothing like that. >> jimmy: were you going to make a big bet and you'd be itch and >> jimmy: oh. what were you going to do? >> i came to be a halftime show backup dancer for bruno

. the whole city looks like a beyonce video. it was intense. one of the real house wives of orange county's eyebrows almost moved. that's how bad it was. it was a mess. satellite dishes i saw fly off my neighbor's roof, a satellite dish. hair extensions hanging from trees. my power went out last night just as rizzo was about to get a hickey. i didn't see that, good, all right. i pulled a real old man move. the wind was blowing power lines down. there were little explosions in my neighborhood. there were kid in the street, five or six teenagers in the wind, hitting each other with swords. you know the ones? the nerds fight with in the park? they look like toys but -- i don't know. they're like -- they definitely hurt. anyway, i told them to go in the house because it was too dangerous to play outside. and they're like, ugh, get away from us, you old creep! they didn't say that but i could tell that's what they were thinking. speaking of old creeps, ton night was caucus night in iowa. the candidates for president have been camped out for what seems like weeks trying to get votes in w

: sports fan. do you know who perform the at halftime of the super bowl? >> beyonce? >> jimmy: she was one of them, yeah, okay. don't we have to avoid all news to keep from learning this? >> sal: absolutely. in fact, we were afraid of primary results because we thought we might have gotten spoiled there. >> jimmy: when was the last time you were online, then? >> for nonwork purposes, it would be sunday. >> jimmy: what are the rules of the game? that you have to abide by? >> sure, so you have to be either a sports fan or feel like you would have -- find out somehow what the result of the game would be. you've got to check in on twitter about every 72 hours or so. you actually -- there's actually a rule that you can't leave the country. if you leave the country you're automatically out. if you find out who wins or what the score is, you die. >> jimmy: this is all on the honor system, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: there would be no way to monitor this. >> yes, something silly, there's absolutely nothing at stake, there's no point in lying about it. >> jimmy: in the past years, what are some o

dinner last night talking about how much she loves not me but beyonce. beyonce. so i asked, as if i didn't know. i said what specifically is it that you like about her? she thought about it and then she went into this -- she said, i had to start writing it down as she was doing it, she said and i'm quoting here -- what do you like about beyonce? she said, i like her songs. i like how beautiful she is. i love the way she dances. i love the way she sings. i really love her so much. i think about it all the time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beyonce has stolen my wife from me. card she wrote me for valentine's day. our daughter jane is 19 months old. this is like the first valentine's day that she kind of has some awareness that something's going on. this happened in the aisle at rite aid over the weekend. my wife kind of lost track of her. then found her in the stuffed animal line kissing every bear on the shelf. she misses that one. but she goes back, gets that one. clearly she has a type, huh? some kind of teddy bear version earlier tonight on abc, a new episode of

, it's also a disappointingly short beyonce concert. beyonce is doing the halftime show with coldplay, lady gaga is going to sing the national anthem which is weird. wonder if francis scott key thought, someday this song will be sung by a woman wearing a dress made of beef. other channels offer counter programming during the game, like the puppy bowl, e! network announced they'll be running a 12-hour "keeping up with the kardashians" marathon on sunday. which i'm not sure how that's different from their schedule every other day of the week. do they even have other shows? one of the more interesting as pecks of the super bowl is all the different things you can bet on. it's not just who will win or lose or the total points or the point spread. you can bet on what are known as propositions or prop bets. they come up with creative ways -- i thought it would be fun to go through some of them. come over here. you don't really have to come anywhere, i'll go over here. one of the most interesting propositions on what they call and his touchdown celebration. cam newton is the quarterback for

. send her. but if you have beyonce or rihanna send them over here too. >> what the heck? >> how are you? what are you wearing? >> bedazzle. >> bedazzle. >> bedazzle. i love the way you say that. >> bedazzle? >> yeah. rhinestones. >> i like your hair. >> you've been drinking. >> me? >> yeah. >> oh. only a little bit. what are you doing tonight? >> do you even know who i am? >> yeah. no. i'm drunk. >> hi. charlie puth, how are you doing? >> i know you. >> do you want a peanut butter and jelly in a can? >> what? >> a peanut butter jelly in a can? >> is that what this is? >> yeah. >> all right. here we go. oh, my god. don't eat it. it's probably from months ago. >> what i'm interested in now -- oh, got. it's actual bread and peanut butter. >> do you want a pie? >> do i want a pie? sure. how do you have -- where is all this food coming from? >> oh, god. here we go. >> [ bleep ]. >> you like it? >> no. >> thank you very much. tony bennett. tony bennett. how are you doing, sir? nice meeting you. [ laughter ] it was nice meeting tony bennett. good guy. hey, kendrick. hey, kendrick, for "jim