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one -- >> a baby. >> we start with grandma. grandma's videotaping because her daughter and son-in-law are expecting a baby. they decided to reveal it this way, with a pumpkin. >> oh! >> smashing pumpkins. >> they are going to do it in a much more clean kind of way. >> it's a jack-o-lantern. >> turn the old pumpkin around. >> jack-o-lantern. >> let's find out. >> it's a jacqueline-o-lantern. >> that's cute. >> there's a pink pumpkin inside, meaning -- ding, ding, ding, it's a girl. what's really interesting, here's another pumpkin. >> big sister right there with the lid of the pumpkin, she's going to take it off. what's she going to find inside? >> hope not her younger sibling. >> oh! >> i get to keep this? no, you're going to need to share it in a few months. >> two girls so far. one more video. let's see what the grim reaper is expecting. >> is he going to -- >> he's got something that's just as deadly. a big old blade. >> is it a boy? is it a girl? how will he reveal it? i don't know. he put the stake in it, it's done, it's a boy. >> congratulations, dad. you're going to have a
or something. [ light laughter ] he says, "when someone had a a cold, my grandma used to tell them to drink tequila because, 'either you'll lose the cold or you'll forget about it.'" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's good advice. >> jimmy: good idea. he says, "my grandpa once told me not to use my blinker when driving, because 'it's no one's business where you're going.'" [ laughter and applause ] hey, mind your own business. this one's from @britbroadhouse. she says, "i was told to sprinkle baby powder on my sheets the freshen them up. i woke up looking like a a powdered doughnut." [ laughter and applause ] slept like a baby, literally. this one's from @chelseybunbun. that's a good one. she says, "my dad told me if you have a bad cough, take a a laxative -- then you'll be afraid to cough." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what is he talking about? >> steve: that's why they call her bun bun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. this last one's from @kellygator. she says, "bought a car that smelled like cigarettes, was pickled cigarettes." [ laughter and app
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