applause ] that's right. the man who plays a scheming diabolical president, frank underwood, or as we call him in this election, the safe choice. [ laughter and applause ] we also have bill gates on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we wanted to have a soft spoken, thoughtful billionaire who is trying to make the world a better place -- [ laughter ] but since donald trump wasn't available, we went with bill gates. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i can't make it. i'm busy. [ laughter ] actually tonight the republican candidates have their nevada caucus and caucus officials use their smartphones to report the results. which is weird, 'cause usually officials get in trouble for using their phones to send pictures of their caucus. [ laughter ] i mean, you don't -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: while campaigning in nevada yesterday, senator marco rubio said he's anti-prostitution, and said he won't be visiting any brothels. [ laughter ] even weirder, he said that alone into a bathroom mirror. [ laughter and applause ] can't do it. all right, ten minutes, ten minutes. that's it. i'
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