applause ] that's right. the man who plays a scheming diabolical president, frank underwood, or as we call him in this election, the safe choice. [ laughter and applause ] we also have bill gates on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we wanted to have a soft spoken, thoughtful billionaire who is trying to make the world a better place -- [ laughter ] but since donald trump wasn't available, we went with bill gates. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i can't make it. i'm busy. [ laughter ] actually tonight the republican candidates have their nevada caucus and caucus officials use their smartphones to report the results. which is weird, 'cause usually officials get in trouble for using their phones to send pictures of their caucus. [ laughter ] i mean, you don't -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: while campaigning in nevada yesterday, senator marco rubio said he's anti-prostitution, and said he won't be visiting any brothels. [ laughter ] even weirder, he said that alone into a bathroom mirror. [ laughter and applause ] can't do it. all right, ten minutes, ten minutes. that's it. i'
i could even consider, frank underwood. >> yes, last night, what's happened is a wonderful artist from britain has done a a portrait of me as frank underwood. and last night, we unveiled it like it was a real presidential portrait being unveiled at the smithsonian where it's going to hang. >> jimmy: look at this thing. this is -- >> oh, there it is. >> jimmy: is this hanging right now or not yet? [ laughter ] >> it starts tomorrow morning. >> jimmy: tomorrow morning. >> so this will be in the front hall as you walk into the smithsonian, and if they hang it just high enough, you're gonna think i'm going to kick you in the face. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's giant. it's giant >> and here's the thing i'm most proud of. millions of people from all over the world are gonna be coupled to come into this museum and see how well hung i am. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how -- because that's how great they are. if you see it, take your photo in front of it and #frankishung, and there you go. [ laughter ] it starts tomorrow. >> nice. if you haven't seen "house of ca
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