Skip to main content

tv   The Five  FOX News  March 16, 2018 2:00pm-3:00pm PDT

2:00 pm
kennedy demanding answers from united airlines this after a dog died earlier on a flight this week. the five is next. >> dana: hello, everyone, i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. this is the five. we are awaiting a decision from attorney general jeff sessions on whether he will fire deputy fbi director andrew mccabe before his retirement on sunday. it's a decision that will be consequential for mccabe's financial future with his lifetime pension at stake. will sessions carry through on the recommendation of the fbi's internal recommendation to fire mccabe or overrule it. the controversy is based on allegations mccabe authorized the disclosure of sensitive information to a reporter about the clinton
2:01 pm
foundation investigation and then lied about it. the white house says it's up to the justice department to make the call. does the president feel the justice department should act by sunday to fire andrew mccabe? >> that's a determination that we would leave up to attorney general sessions. but we do think that it is well documented that he has had some very troubling behavior and by most accounts a bad actor and should have some call cause for concern. that would be a determination that the doj would have to make. >> dana: now, juan, i think something that's gotten a little bit lost in this story has it's developed. the president has weighed in. they have weigh you had in the from white house about him. this recommendation is actually coming from the fbi's office of personnel responsibility. so, in some ways i think you could probably expect the attorney general to accept the recommendation. your thoughts? >> well, so there is two schools of thought on this, one is andy mccabe i widely liked in the fbi. james comey his former boss said he was a stand-up guy.
2:02 pm
something we are really talking about here something i have a lot of familiarity which is leaks to reporters. people like mccabe, it's not the case that he leaked the story, but that he was trying to, let's say, shape the story. so it would be beneficial for the fbi and not make the fbi look as if it was incompetent or had done something wrong. and then when he was asked about it in terms of the investigation by the doj inspector general, it's not so much that he lied as he was kind of, you know, fudging people describe it as not forthcoming, dana. that is what put him at risk here and what is at risk for instead of getting his pension right now, he is going to turn 50 on sunday, he would have to wait until he is like 57 and it would be for a smaller amount of money. but the key point, i think, is that if this is not at all relate to the investigation itself. it's not that he was found to have mismanaged or lied or been biased in terms of
2:03 pm
an investigation either for or against mrs. clinton. it's that he was leaking something apparently to the "wall street journal." >> dana: right. >> and was not forthcoming. >> dana: we have talked a lot about leaks in the last couple of years, kimberly, how they can be damaging and we know people use leaks to their advantage as they try to shape a story. one of the things that the fbi has been saying is that this is actually about other agents in the field all the way across, that you have to set an example and just because you make it up to the 7th floor of the fbi doesn't mean you get a pass on something like this. >> kimberly: of course, if they make a determination of wrongdoing they have to act on that. this is well within the purview of the attorney general to make that decision, again, not the president. so i believe that jeff sessions will make an honest and fair determination and will not seek to just have seek favor with the president, thinking that this is something that the president wants. so he has got to be, you know, follow the law. and uphold justice here. and make that finding.
2:04 pm
and i think that he will. and he will be confident in the decision that he makes. >> dana: jesse, take a listen to jonathan turley. he said something pretty provoke tia about mccabe. do we have that? >> the real strange thing about all of this is that mccabe so far has been more worried about pensions than prison. that's not the choice that was given to michael flynn. michael flynn, if you will recall, was charged with false statements, even though comey's investigators reportedly believed that flynn didn't intend to mislead them. that's not apparently the conclusion of the inspector general, with regard to mccabe. >> dana: jesse, lying is lying. >> jesse: according to juan lie something fudging and leaking is shaping a story. can you spin it however you want it. he is a liar and a leaker. and the more information we find out about flynn, the less guilty he looks because now a judge is reviewing the plea. the more we know about
2:05 pm
mccabe the more guilty he looks. look at the insurance policy conversation between the two love birds strzok and page. >> dana: that's not what this is about. >> jesse: i know. if you look at it all together, it's the lying, it's the leaking. he is cooking up an insurance policy with fbi agents in his office. we want to know more about that. and, he didn't disclose an n. a timely fashion the donations to his wife's campaign from a clinton connected group. i think it's a little harsh, to be honest with you to fire a guy the day before he collects his pension. he is working for the federal government for the american people for two decades. i do find that harsh. at the same time, if you are going to go by the book, and this is something that's recommended as you said by the investigators at the inspector general's office or whoever, the ethics. >> dana: called the office of personal responsibility. >> jesse: if they are going to recommend it, they take this stuff very seriously. sessions has a decision to make and we will find out shortly. >> dana: what do you think,
2:06 pm
greg? >> greg: i don't know, what's the game show where you can pass? >> jesse: can you pass now? >> greg: this is such -- this is a story about a decision about a guy at the fbi. i think, number one, i guess we should be happy that this is our a block because that means nothing really bad happened today. there was no accident, nobody got hurt. like the fact that we are doing this story is because there isn't anything really bad happening today. so here we are, i am interested in the office of personal responsibility. if we had that here, i would no longer tweet and drink. [laughter] imagine having -- i guess in the old days. >> dana: or drink. gut gut or drink in the old days you call that your con machines. now we call it office of personal responsibility. i used this met for before it's because i have nothing to say about this. like a music festival like co-chilly la has five stages. 2018 has three stages. there is the main stage,. >> there we go.
2:07 pm
>> greg: the stuff the headliner. that's foreign policy and the economy. that's that main stage. the band is doing pretty great say it's like layer is and they are just killing it then have you the middle stage which is like the medium size act. that's all the stuff about, i don't know, staffing changes, chaos. that's at the medium stage. people aren't that interested in it. they really aren't. and then there is a small stage. that's the band you never heard of. nobody is hanging around there. they are just like walking around. mccabe is the small stage. >> dana: maroon 5. >> greg: that's maroon five. mccabe is maroon five. >> juan: i thought on space cadets you said no maroon five. >> that's in space. unless we shoot them into space. >> dana: this story makes me want to go to space. there is another angle to the story unless have you something else to say. >> greg: i agree with jesse that i think it's kind of hard -- it's kind of harsh to fire somebody right before their pension. like your dad promising you a new car when you turn 16
2:08 pm
but it's actually the family station wagon. >> dana: also, we don't know -- he was going to the fbi yesterday or maybe even today, to make his case. >> juan: he went to see the deputy attorney general rod rosenstein. >> dana: scott schools is the other guy he saw. we don't know what he said in his defense. and so we will go on to another topic. which is yet another call for a second special counsel. >> kimberly: oh my god. >> dana: here we have some senators talking about it. >> and i come away believing it was showedl showed showedly . the steele dossier paid for by the democratic party. the fusion gps, mr. steele had associates associates in russia that could have easily compromised him.
2:09 pm
we believe the fisa warrant process was abused. the reason we want a special counsel is i think crimes may have been committed. >> dana: we had the sequencing. run up there might be a call for special counsel. we did that last week. and two house members made a call for a second special counsel and thought senators have come forward with a letter and interviews. sequencing it so we build up to the pressure of getting the attorney general to announce a second special counsel. >> kimberly: special counsel sauce. it's almost boil. it's bubbling up to the top. so i think this looks like this is going somewhere. again. so that's going to be amazing. coming to an a block near you hotioned b hosted by the fi. >> dana: we have so much other good stuff to get to. >> kimberly: right? >> dana: remember the serial illegal immigrant charged with killing kate steinle in california? he is now saying the new charges brought against him are politically motivated. we'll talk about that next
2:10 pm
♪ -if you told me a year ago where i'd be right now... aah! ...i would have said you were crazy. but so began the year of me. i discovered the true meaning of paperless discounts... and the indescribable rush of saving drivers an average of $620. why does fear feel so good? i fell in love three times -- once with a woman, once with a country, and finally...
2:11 pm
with myself. -so, do you have anything to declare or not? -isn't that what i'm doing? it can be sculpted, bringing to life beautiful detail. or painted in luxurious strokes. and in rare cases... both.
2:12 pm
here's something you should know. there's a serious virus out there that 1 in 30 boomers has, yet most don't even know it. a virus that's been almost forgotten. it's hepatitis c. hep c can hide in the body for years without symptoms. left untreated it can lead to liver damage, even liver cancer. the only way to know if you have hep c is to ask your healthcare provider for the simple blood test. if you have hep c, it can be cured. for us, it's time to get tested. it's the only way to know for sure. but prevagen helps your brain with an ingredient originally discovered... in jellyfish. in clinical trials, prevagen has been shown to improve short-term memory. prevagen. the name to remember. the markets change... at t. rowe price... our disciplined approach remains. global markets may be uncertain... but you can feel confident
2:13 pm
in our investment experience around the world. call us or your advisor... t. rowe price. invest with confidence.
2:14 pm
♪ don't blame it on the sunshine ♪ don't blame it the moan night. >> juan: the illegal immigrant who became the center of the sanctuary city debate has. >> acquitted last year of murdering kate steinle in san francisco. the jury concluding that he shot her accidently. it was a stunning verdict to some. now, zarate's attorneys are accusing the u.s. government of acting, quote, with vindictive prosecution end quote after getting hit with a second set of charges. they are arguing, quote. this case was highly publicized both locally and nationally almost immediately after the death of ms. steinle and then
2:15 pm
presidential candidate donald trump began to use mr. garcia zarate as the symbol of the dangerous illegal immigrant constitute and the need for a wall between the united states and mexico, end quote. what do you make of this, kimberly? >> kimberly: i know the attorney who is bring forward j. tony serra from being a prosecutor in san francisco, having cases there against him. he is very principled guy. he is really a true believer. this is his gem. he likes to do cases like this. he is like yes. so i'm not surprised that he is bringing it. this is the type of stuff that he likes to take on. it's novel. is he using vi vindictive prosecution and bring in president trump. a lot of that lately try to bring in the president. and say the president has polluted this atmosphere and the environment and made it unfair to get a fair trial because because of the comments he has made or his activity on twitter, sets. they have used the power the president's rhetorical, you know, persuasion as an
2:16 pm
argument to say that it has deprived somebody of, you know, a fair trial or, in this case saying there is vindictive prosecution going forward. i don't think it will prevail but thank you for the question. [laughter] >> juan: you're welcome, your honor. jesse, what do you make of it? >> jesse: i mean kimberly is probably right. he is excellent attorney and he got this guy off which i thought was a slam dunk case. the prosecution did a terrible job. they overcharged. they have should have went with manslaughter instead of murder one. it's a show boat type of deal. this is a hail mary, it's not going to work. remember when they held the press conference after the acquittal and started blaming president trump and started to nationalize the story. this is just a local story. the guy should have been locked up. and now call it vindictive or not, he broke federal law. you cannot be in the possession of a firearm if you are an illegal immigrant. that's a 10 year mandatory. that's what they are trying to hit him with. good. i hope he is punished. he deserves to be punished.
2:17 pm
the guy was i think it was a meth head. he had been across the border five or six times. convicted of multiple felonies and whether it was an accidental shooting or purposeful shooting he cost kate steinle her life and he should pay the price for it and it's just sad to seat whole thing trivialized in the court like that. >> juan: dana, the point that i thought would interest you is that the lawyers are, in fact, citing president trump's comments during the campaign and his tweets as the basis for saying that the president is the one who nationalized this case and made zarate into a subject of derision. >> dana: i would also say, you know, he wasn't the first to politicize and nationalize it there was a lot of publicity about this case. and we know where this all started and for good reason because it was outrageous that she lost her life and that the family is going to have to spend their life missing her. and being so heart broken about it. so, he was acquitted the first time.
2:18 pm
in some ways i feel like they should just be thankful for that and i guess we'll see what happens in this next case. the -- they have tried to use president trump's tweets before like in the travel ban case, and it wasn't successful because they said it wasn't material to the things. i don't know what will happen in this case. i doubt it will be something can you specifically pin on president trump because everyone was talking about it and it didn't start with trump. >> juan: what do you predict? >> greg: i'm not in the business of pontificating. every crisis, never left a scandal or crisis go to waste. they always know where to find a poster boy and run with it. this guy was a symbol of what donald trump was talking about, which is that a system that does not follow the law allows for the pain and suffering of lawful citizens. and you know, this -- it illustrated it to such a degree that i think it
2:19 pm
actually helped elect him. i really think this helped elect him. the bigger point is there are four things that have happened in the last couple years that kind of all have something in common. there is this case, there is parkland. there was a killing in boston where a mad man had stabbed a woman to death in a library. that was a couple weeks ago. there was a teenager that just murdered his friend at a slumber party after preaching to isis. all these things have in common are that they -- people knew about them beforehand. they were known as dangerous or problems by law enforcement, meaning all four of these horrible things, including this guy could have been prevented. if people had followed the law. if they had followed the law, this guy guy wouldn't have been in san francisco even if it was an accident and he was shooting at the ground and the bullet ricocheted. yeah, he didn't mean to kill her. but he never would have been there if they followed the law. donald trump was elected because weighs talking about a return to law. that's why this was such a
2:20 pm
symbol and why it worked. >> juan: don't you think it was about immigration and what president trump did, i think quite effectively, was make him into the a lot of illegal immigrants who are criminals.on. >> greg: illegal immigrant is a criminal. >> juan: at large. >> greg: bad guys go. good guys stay. that's the way i read it anyway. >> jesse: bad hombres, do you remember? >> juan: how could i forget? >> greg: i'm not a mind reader i leave it to the liberals. >> juan: that's up to me. here is my mind reading. democrats oust nancy pelosi if they take back the house in november. should they? that's next on the five ♪ ♪
2:21 pm
are finding themselves morin a chevroletple for the first time. trying something new can be exciting. empowering. downright exhilarating. see for yourself why chevrolet is the most awarded and fastest growing brand, the last four years overall. switch into a new chevy now. current qualified competitive owners and lessees can get this 2018 chevy equinox for around $199 a month. chevrolet. find new roads. you wouldn't feel good not knowing the price here. don't let it happen when you buy your diabetes test strips.
2:22 pm
with the accu-chek® guide simplepay program, you pay the same low price. all without having to go through insurance. plus, they come in a spill-resistant vial along with a free meter. skip the guessing game and focus on your health. not the cost. make saving simple today at simplepaysaves.com.
2:23 pm
2:24 pm
sarge, i just got a tip. that'll crack this case wide open! turns out the prints at the crime scene- awwwww...did mcgruffy wuffy get a tippy wippy? i'm serious! we gotta move fast before- who's a good boy? is him a good boy? erg...i'm just gonna go. oh, you wanna go outside? you gotta go tinky poo-poo? i already went, ok? in the bathroom! as long as people talk baby-talk to dogs, you can count on geico saving folks money. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. ♪ ♪ forget you ♪ >> kimberly: nancy pelosi adding another gem to the list of greatest hits.
2:25 pm
>> i think the border, did you see it how high it is and the president wall? really in a civilized society would do something like that as obnoxious as it is? you know, that's a community there with a border running through it okay. let's -- we i have a difference of opinion on that. a wall that big separating people? i mean, really? i guess maybe i have seen too many walls. i saw the wall in northern ireland years ago before the agreement and it was strange to see. that was like a tin fence. this is a big wall. >> kimberly: last month she proposed shorter grass would help curve immigration and now shorter wall because a tall one is too uncivillized. she is complicating her party's bid to win back congress. there are reports congress is considering ditching her in the fall? wise idea wise guy? >> greg: she is accepting the wall. that's the story. she realizes this is going
2:26 pm
to happen. the best thing about a wall it's the physical embodiment of a plan of action, right? build a wall. the left sanctuary is not a thing, therefore, there is nothing you can do with sanctuaries. can you say hey, let's let everyone in but that's not a plan. it's a perfect -- this is such a perfect symbolic contrast of parties. you know, the republican party is a plan. democrats are half a plan. so step one let everybody in. step 2 see step 1. but republicans like build step one. build a wall then let's let people in. that's a plan. it's a -- this is such a great comparison. >> kimberly: oh my gosh. what do you think of this? >> dana: i think she is a great leader for her party because she is able to do that. >> greg: diplomatic. >> dana: also she says basically she is going to let her members be for what's going to happen. the president is going to get security funding in the omnibus bill next month month and it will include funding for what he will call a wall whatever that
2:27 pm
thing is going to be he will call it a wall and she knows that she is a good vote counter. probably the best vote counter in her generation by fall. also, she is letting the democrats take a vote so that they don't end up having to be targeted for not voting for it when it comes down to the mid terms. and then she is allowing these members to, on her side to vote against her. to run as against her. say she is terrible and she stands up there and is like i'm good. no problem. you know what? because she wants to win. i admire her for her tactics and her strategy. >> kimberly: she always wants to win and very fierce advocate on behalf of the party and formidable fundraiser. she knows how to get the cha ching. >> jesse: that's why she is so influential in her caucus she makes it rain and rule with an iron fist. people don't want to cross the woman. why are you laughing at me? she is very effective. she does a good line as you
2:28 pm
said. and greg made a great point. now we have gone from no wall to half a wall. but pelosi really wants a bridge. let's be honest. she wants them to pour over and register democrat that's the real goal. so toxic nationally. her approval is something like 19%, 15% favorability. if you look at conor lamb he ran against nancy pelosi and did he very well in a district that trump won. and a lot of these competitive districts, these purple districts or the swing districts, she is not going to be invited. she is not going to be mentioned by the democrats and all the republicans have to do is put a big picture of her face and do the crumbs line or do the lawn mower line or do the little wall thing. she is a gaffeaholic. gift keeps on giving. so toxic they have to surmount some sort of insurrection and there is going to be blood all over the place and it's going to be fun to watch. >> kimberly: oh my gosh, sounds like a horror movie.
2:29 pm
>> juan: i echo what dana said. the reality is they have had three challenges to her leadership in the 15 years that she has been the top democrat in the house. nobody has beaten her yes, >> jesse: yeah. >> juan: she is a great fundraiser for democrats. she has a lot of favors and debts in her pocket. the second thing to say is oh, republicans, my goodness, wouldn't it be awful if you lost nancy pelosi? that would be for the democrats. they say oh we can just pull her away. that's an easy target for the republicans gone. but, in fact, well then they would have to demonize the next person who had that spot. >> greg: with trump, juan. ♪ at all. the other point to be made here and it's a really important one. when you stop and think about nancy pelosi going forward you heard jesse say she is so unpopular, it's just terrible. never help the democrats in a swing district. hmmm what's paul ryan's rating? deign date of birth the
2:30 pm
same. >> juan: it's the same. what about mitch mcconnell. dana perino does mitch mcconnell have a higher or lower rating than nancy pelosi? >> dana: really, the democrats do run ads against paul ryan. but, don't put it past her to do something very interesting, i think it's possible. i'm not making a prediction. i'm saying it is possible and i think she would be willing to do it. come july, if it looks like she is really a big weight around the democrats' ankles and they can't finish the race with her. i think i would not be surprised if she made an announcement around july 4th resays she said if we win, i will not run for speaker again. and then basically clear the way for them. >> jesse: stay in there, nancy. >> kimberly: hang in there. >> juan: we want mitch mcconnell stay in there come on, mitch. >> kimberly: did you go cheerleaders on the five. fastest seven coming your way next. stay with us.
2:31 pm
♪ ♪ does this map show the peninsula trail? you won't find that on a map. i'll take you there. take this left. if you listen real hard you can hear the whales. oop. you hear that? (vo) our subaru outback lets us see the world. sometimes in ways we never imagined. (avo) get 0% apr financing on all-new 2018 subaru outback models.
2:32 pm
now through april 2nd. this is frank. sup! this is frank's favorite record. this is frank's dog. and this is frank's record shop. frank knowns northern soul, but how to set up a limited liability company... what's that mean? not so much. so he turned to his friends at legalzoom. yup! they hooked me up. we helped with his llc, contracts, and some other stuff that's part of running a business. so frank can focus on the beat. you hear that? this is frank's record shop. and this is where life meets legal. how much money do you think you'll need in retirement? then we found out how many years that money would last them. how long do you think we'll keep -- oooooohhh! you stopped! you're gonna leave me back here at year 9? how did this happen? it turned out, a lot of people fell short, of even the average length of retirement. we have to think about not when we expect to live to, but when we could live to. let's plan for income that lasts all our years in retirement. prudential. bring your challenges.
2:33 pm
2:34 pm
2:35 pm
♪ i let you down ♪ is it too late to say sorry now. >> jesse: welcome back. time for the fastest seven minutes on television. three stories, seven minutes, let's go. first up. once upon a time social media sites like facebook were all the rage. >> the facebook is cool. that's what it's got going for it you don't want to ruin it with ads because ads aren't cool. like you are throwing the greatest party on campus and saying it's got to be over by 11:00. you don't even know what the thing is yet. how big it can get. how far it can go. no time to let your chips down. a million dollars isn't cool. do you know what is cool? >> you? >> a billion dollars. >> jesse: now the newest craze for millennials is apparently to cleanse themselves from social media. more than half of the users revealed in a recent survey they are seeking relief from
2:36 pm
networks like facebook, twitter and instagram because it's wasting their time and makes them think negatively. kimberly, do you ever take a break from social media. you probably feel better, right? >> kimberly: yeah. gut deputy she is not even on social media. >> jesse: agree with what i say? >> kimberly: who is doing that? shadow account. yeah, i'm not that into it per se. i like to see cute pictures. dana has nice instagram with the doggy i like that to support people. can you like my pictures or whatever. people like to feel close to you and take a look at your things like that. and my twitter and whatnot. can i totally do without that. >> jesse: what about you, juan? >> juan: i have kno no need for it in my life. >> dana: not 18 to 24-year-olds. what's interesting here is what will happen going forward. i always wondered if there would be a backlash. i thought it would be older people would walk away from it instead it looks like the younger generation. they will have other ways to communicate.
2:37 pm
maybe we can learn something from them it's okay to walk away. >> jesse: young kids look on it. there is all these hot vacations people are going to. everybody looks good and feel bad you are not out there. >> kimberly: my god. >> greg: lots of instagram envy going around. two points it's smart. if you want to have a career or a future because twitter and -- they are the bathroom wall of planet earth. and everything bad that you do sticks to it. >> dana: permanent ink. >> greg: permanent ink there forever. you want to get a job and the guy finds out what you were doing at that whatever, without your clothes on, it's over. but, the question is what are you going to replace it with? we are saying this is good. what if they replace it with something worse? because, with technology, it always speeds up and gets smaller and let's gets a little bit more dangerous. >> juan: maybe they will call you, greg. i think a phone call will work. >> jesse: what's a phone? >> juan: we will work on
2:38 pm
that. >> jesse: next up three words gym tan laundry. hit it ♪ yeah, yeah. let's go. [bleep] >> hello. >> going harder than we've ever gob before. >> reverse the situation. >> dude, prison is no joke. it's scary. he is literally not going to survive. >> let the fist pumping begin >> gtf. >> kimberly: oh my god. >> jesse: coming back the trailer for the jersey shore family vacation looks like we are in for another hot mess. a lot has changed in the past 10 years. half the group is married with the kids and the situation may actually be heading to prison. i think my hair kind of looks like vinnie. what do you think? >> greg: you are very, very close to their target demo, jesse, i have to tell you. do a cameo. by the way, i don't need to
2:39 pm
see these people ever again in my life. i mean, and who watches mtv? people under house arrest or kids with no hobbies. because i'm telling you. >> dana: steve manafort is watching. >> greg: file this under something you don't need. >> jesse: have you ever seen an episode of the jersey shore? >> dana: i have not. this is not bay head. >> jesse: i love that place. >> dana: very quiet and peaceful. >> jesse: what's the address? >> juan: i want to pick up on greg's comment to you. explain the attraction of watching people at their lowest act in a way that is so unappealing? >> jesse: that's why we watch you on the five. >> juan: seriously, jesse, why do you watch that? >> jesse: are you saying that i'm a fan? >> juan: i don't know. >> jesse: because i am. >> juan: you are a fan? >> jesse: i have seen a few episodes like season one through four. >> juan: not going to tell me why you are watching? >> jesse: it's my guilty
2:40 pm
pleasure. i have a lot of them. kimberly? >> kimberly: i have no for this. i have had a few extreme tanning situations. totally. tan mom pictures. i don't know. i'm just not in to it i like your enthusiasm for it though. >> jesse: i'm just doing that for effect. all right, finally today, saint patrick's day eve. president trump welcomes ireland's prime minister to the white house ahead of the holiday. >> more than 30 million americans over 10% of this country, think of it, trace their ancestry back to ireland. 30 million americans. that's why you have so many politicians. [laughter] even if they didn't like you, they would say that. too many, right? but they do love the irish. >> jesse: kimberly? happy saint patrick's day eve. >> kimberly: happy saint patrick's day. >> jesse: do you want one of
2:41 pm
she's shamrock shakes? kim delicious. >> dana: i'm going with the shamrock cookies. >> jesse: i think this is -- what is this soda bread? >> kimberly: yes. >> jesse: yawp, how are you celebrating your irish roots. >> juan: i could but i don't. i wear green. one of the things people do is food. i'm impressed kimberly has been able to get us green-colored food. only thing i have seen like this is the river in chicago when they turn the river green. >> juan: that's right. >> juan: do you know where the biggest parade is for saint patrick's day? not in dublin. >> jesse: it's here. >> juan: in new york city. >> jesse: greg will be 3456r7bing tomorrow. >> greg: i hate all parades. i'm an equal opportunity parade hater. >> jesse: even the gay pride parade. >> greg: parades are offensive unless somebody let's me up on their shoulder, they need to have a parade for people my height so people my height
2:42 pm
can see the parade, okay? there you go. no more parades. >> kimberly: why don't i see you on the puerto rico can day parade on the float with me. >> greg: i would go on the float with you. that would be hilarious. >> jesse: greg could then see. >> greg: i could finally see. >> jesse: facebook friday when the five returns. ♪ ♪ you can't predict the market, but through good times and bad at t. rowe price we've helped our investors stay confident for over 80 years. call us or your advisor. t. rowe price. invest with confidence. dear freshpet, zooka had digestive problems and wouldn't eat. then i fed him freshpet.
2:43 pm
2:44 pm
2:45 pm
2:46 pm
♪ ♪ >> greg: overrated. facebook friday your questions answered now. first question from john v. in honor of saint patrick's day, if you found a pot of gold and hit the jackpot, what would you use it for? jesse? >> jesse: i would park it offshore cayman so the irs could never find it. >> greg: well. >> kimberly: now they know where to look. >> greg: all right, kimberly? >> kimberly: pot of gold? well, if i found it would likely belong to someone so i would try to find the owner. >> jesse: what a do-gooder. >> kimberly: true. >> greg: sick to my stomach. juan? >> juan: there was a story
2:47 pm
yesterday about an airplane taking off in eastern europe maybe afghanistan, even, the door was open and gold -- you saw that? >> greg: yeah, yeah, yeah. vaughnon they had to close it off because people were going to have a gold rush. i guess this is sort of imaginary. if it happened of course you would want to take care of your feamg and stuff like that. once you go beyond that if you were like the founder of microsoft, and you had all this money, so he goes off and he takes on malaria. >> kimberly: you lost control. >> jesse: anything else you want to say? >> juan: i was just thinking. i would open more schools. >> greg: there you go. >> kimberly: hard and soft targets? william do you vein. what's in your safe? >> dana: migrate grandparents' original homestead in wyoming is for sale. i would love to be able to buy it back. >> kimberly: how much? >> dana: a lot. >> greg: if i got a pot of
2:48 pm
gold the last thing you would see is me leaving this studio. you would never see me leaving again. you wouldn't even know where i am. >> kimberly: what would you do? >> greg: i will find an island. the things i will do on that island i won't even talk about. probably a lot of baking because i like to bake. wendy c. asks is there a book idea that you would like to write but wouldn't dare do it? kimberly? >> kimberly: no. >> greg: come on. >> kimberly: i mean i can right a helluva book thanks to my 751 page diary. >> greg: do you keep a diary? wow. >> juan: why only 751 pages? >> kimberly: i will get to 2 tonight. >> greg: all right, dana? >> dana: i have this fantasy of writing a book called tweets i never sent. >> greg: that's right. >> dana: i could collect from other people too.
2:49 pm
like the things you are go to say but then you pull it back. and don't do it. so if you collect those, guys, and able to do a book one day. >> greg: all right, jesse? >> jesse: i would write the untold story of jesse behind fox news and it would be probably shot down at the first meeting. >> greg: i think. so i think that's the case. >> kimberly: you will get a mom text for that. >> jesse: rise of watters at fox news. maybe i will write that. >> kimberly: rising watters. >> jesse: rising watters at fox. >> greg: juan, is there a book you are aching to write. >> juan: fire and fury. >> dana: call it fury and fire. >> juan: turn it around, right? i don't know. there are so many things. >> jesse: i got one killing gutfeld. >> greg: i would like to write a sequel to 50 shades.
2:50 pm
>> juan: didn't they do that. >> kimberly: there is like four of them. >> greg: maybe a sequel to gone with the wind. people don't do sequel book. >> kimberly: are you stalling here? or what's going on? >> greg: which job in space force would each one of you have, dana? >> dana: communications. i'm not going to be the janitor. >> greg: you would be the god person that the aliens meet first. they are so cute and tiniy. >> dana: could i show you around the place? >> greg: humans are so tiny. >> dana: space force. >> kimberly: i'm going to call myself because the wheels are following off the bus here. i would like to be space force commander, because i got my space force jumpsuit on today. i would be perfect. >> greg: you would be a great captain. >> kimberly: i really would. i don't need any sleep. who do we have got to shoot at today to defend ourselves. >> juan: office of professional ethics.
2:51 pm
>> greg: not personal, professional. >> juan: i'm in charge of making sure you guys are behaving properly in outer space. >> dana: there are going to be rules up there? i'm not going. >> jesse: in juan is in outer space i'm staying here. if i were to be in space, anything with lasers, zapping pull car rising or pulvr supervising. >> kimberly: laser. >> greg: commercial. i would be the ticket agent. that way i will never get on. just be down at the space mountain where it takes off and i will be taking your stuff. >> kimberly: next? >> greg: they have stubs. >> jesse: not computerized. >> greg: i would not want to be janitor. everything is floating. it's just a mess. space toilets are terrible. >> kimberly: kids up against you if they can get on the ride or not. >> greg: that hurt,
2:52 pm
kimberly. >> kimberly: i know. >> greg: one more thing next. ♪ ♪ it's ok that everyone ignores me while i drive. it's fine. because i get a safe driving bonus check every six months i'm accident free. and i don't share it with mom! right, mom? righttt. safe driving bonus checks. only from allstate. switching to allstate is worth it. at&t gives you more for your thing. your me-time thing. that sunday night date night with hbo allllllll night thing. that island without men or children would be nice to visit thing. buy an at&t unlimited plan, and get hbo included.
2:53 pm
more for your thing that's our thing. you wouldn't feel good not knowing the price here. don't let it happen when you buy your diabetes test strips. with the accu-chek® guide simplepay program, you pay the same low price. all without having to go through insurance. plus, they come in a spill-resistant vial along with a free meter. skip the guessing game and focus on your health. not the cost. make saving simple today at simplepaysaves.com.
2:54 pm
2:55 pm
on the only bed that adjusts on both sides to your ideal comfort, your sleep number setting. does your bed do that? it's the last chance for clearance savings up to $600. plus free home delivery on most beds. ends monday. visit sleepnumber.com for a store near you. ♪ >> dana: it's time now for "one more thing" or in craig's case three. >> greg: there was a sequel to "gone with the wind." it's called "scarlett."
2:56 pm
so yeah, i was late again. and also, a professional responsibility, not a personal responsibility. and "the greg gutfeld show," tomorrow night, 10:00 p.m. you know what we have on? jenna, and kat and tyrus is out, chris reed, great comedian. but the first since she left "w." >> dana: she got married. >> greg: should i shut up now? let's do this. greg's news. that was a long one. if you ever have problems with dogs around the house just get your normal broom or a brush broom and this is what you can do. they immediately come to the broom and you can clean up all of your dogs messes just with a broom. that was not really worth it, was it? >> jesse: that's what you're doing after the show. >> dana: talk about cleanup, jesse. still not sure what that means,
2:57 pm
but water swirled at 8:00, we have mike rowe, the first time,n american spy in front of the mueller investigation, also talking about the space for us, and i go to washington and hang out with devin nunes and another cable exclusive a woman with an emotional support dock. >> i had daniel before the accident and daniel took over, i wanted to say that he helped cheer for me as far as my emotions were concerned. right? >> jesse: a hard-hitting interview. but the family survived. and you will see more of that on saturday night at 8:00. >> dana: my "one more thing," i had a date night with my husband, we went to a musical. if you're coming to new york, i
2:58 pm
have to highly recommend it. it is a great a great musical. and i think that we have a little bit of it. ♪ with a groove ♪ on the due >> jesse: i like musicals. and barbara who is in the play, he plays sonny that is in there. i think that he might actually like the show. >> greg: we love that. the only musical that i will se see! >> dana: a big fan of "the five." if you are coming to new york, say it it is as fun. >> kimberly: thank you so much much, i had an opportunity the other day to see the film, a series, the new series coming out. and it delves into one of the america's wealthiest and sometimes unhappy and challenge family the gettys, and from san francisco, but it has a little bit of history and a
2:59 pm
whole lot of drama. take a look. >> you had the money? >> you would not give it to me. >> but i have something better. >> what? >> me. >> kimberly: this is a hold kidnapping, and his ear was cut off of one of the children of john paul, and they know all of the family, so it is fascinating to see it come into play. and here are the pictures playing john paul getty the second and a legendary actor, donald sutherland who plays his father, the billionaire. and it premieres on fx on march 25th, make sure that you take a look. >> juan: march madness in full force, and the competition does not stop on the court, george wh bush and barack obama have filled out their selections. we have a contest. obama the first to sweep, he picked michigan state win at all. george h.w. bush said that he picks texas a&m to get an upset victory and the national
3:00 pm
championship obama and the senior bush do agree on three of the final four, virginia, villanova, and duke. so have fun with your brackets this weekend, everybody. >> dana: have a great weekend, "watters' "watters' world" an end expertly it is up next. bret baier. >> bret: did the fbi tried to break it against donald trump? we have explosive new reprimands. the lawyer for the star who has an affair with the president, says that she was threatened with violence. and what happened to seattle's experiment of trying to take the money out of politics, we will explain this is "special report." ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington, i am bret baier, we bring the text messages that you are never supposed to see. suggesting two fbi employees may have tried to use a personal relationship with a federal judge,

52 Views

info Stream Only

Uploaded by TV Archive on