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evidence. there is a sealed document obviously. i am at a loss. >> greg: joined the club. so far the number of people who think smollett is innocent is less than the number who attacked him that night but it doesn't matter because a deal was made. as for claims that smollett got special treatment, the special prosecutor points out that no, smollett did community service. okay, never mind. so a deal was made. 16 hours of community service, in exchange for dropping charges. i want his lawyer. that's no exoneration. that's an admission of guilt but it doesn't matter because the deal was made. by the way, the 16 hours was spent at jesse jackson's coalition office, meaning it was probably a nap. the same media that milked the make-believe collusion for two years says that with smollett, i guess we'll never know. >> the narrative once again changed from victim, you know, to a villain, back to victim.
it's been very confusing. as ryan was saying, people don't know what to believe and we may never really know what happened on the street that night in chicago. >> greg: we may never know. let's be precise. stelter will never know and neither will cnn viewers because they don't investigate. they just put it out there. the rest of us know what happened. a fake hate crime was blamed on trump supporters and a deal was made. whoever pulled the strings for smollett has more juice than a minute made factory. if the nigerians talked, the words won't be theirs. if i hate crime hoaxer gets away with this, there will be more. one piece of advice if you're thinking about doing it, get famous first. then a deal will be made. all right, jesse. the conclusion basically is that he stage the attack but the prosecutors felt it was too low a priority and nonviolent so why bother. >> jesse: yeah, and he's loaded and famous and well-connected. >> greg: it's good for us because -- >> jesse: if we ever do
anything, we might be able to get the get-out-of-jail-free card. >> greg: i am not that famous. >> jesse: i might need it someday. taking orders from the cook county board president. she doesn't do anything unless he says so. he runs the town. she is running for mayor to replace rahm emanuel. this is how chicago works. >> greg: what's his name? >> jesse: preckwinkle. this is how it works. they tried to sell obama's senate seat. fox has been accused of trading political donations to get felons out of prison. she's been accused three times for doing that. also she's been exchanging emails and text messages with michelle obama's people.
michelle obama's people have been discussing things with smollett's family members. the guys rich and famous, so there you have it. the country, thankfully, sometimes for us, rich and famous people will get off of thayer well-connected. in the worst cases, you have o.j. simpson. you have jeffrey epstein and the small ball situation. >> juan: don't forget donald trump. >> jesse: okay, juan. we will get to you in a minute. [laughter] justin bieber, paris hilton, dui, they can get off. the worst part is that they spit in the eye of the chicago police and they did it in plain sight. they wasted 1,000 hours on this, reviewing video surveillance, 24 detectives were reassigned. and now they're just going to say goodbye? it's sad and it's disgusting and now these things are going to happen more because there's no punishment. >> greg: this is a story about class. it started out about race and
sexuality but it is about class and there is a separate class. it's like if you're a celebrity, you get some serious perks. >> jedediah: people were hash taking green privilege. it's all about money and power. the connection with the obamas. this guy is audacious. he is saying i am innocent. how are you saying that you are innocent when the prosecutors thing the you're not innocent. the prosecutor said the fact that smollett feels we have exonerated him, we have not. he and then you have fox entertainment and the empire writers tweeting things like wink, see you wednesday. >> jesse: i'm sure fox entertainment was not involved at all. >> jedediah: it's a slap in the face to people. you say that it's not a nonviolent crime. he staked a hate crime here $150,000, the whole police force. he should've had to apologize, pay the money back, all the
damage, all the funds taken away from resources that chicago needed. the fact of the matter is, he's not innocent. he's just well-connected. the average person who went through this, they would be going to jail. they would be going to a grand jury, getting indicted, going to jail. >> greg: juan, i'm going to play you rahm emanuel. the obama chiefs of staff, pitting them against each other. >> states attorneys office saying that he's not exonerated. he committed this hoax. he is saying he's innocent. they better get their story straight because this is making a full of all of us. this looks like because he's an actor, person of influence, he got treated differently than anybody else. >> greg: you have two obama chiefs of staff. you have rahm and then you have michelle's. is this a battle now that america is watching but it's really about chicago? >> juan: i think chicago is part of the story but to me, i'm
alarmed at the response from you guys because, you know why. we live in a country of laws, not mobs. the mob can't be right wing talk radio. >> greg: like rahm emanuel. >> juan: you can't have that. you have a presumption of innocence, a process. i've heard lots about due process. it seems to me that the state's attorney has said clearly that without forfeiture of the bond, without community service, he wouldn't have cut the deal. he made a deal. from what i understand, deals are made all the time but i would say in this specific case, everyone has been leaping to say that since he says he's not exonerated. i just heard that international case recently. this case, everybody says oh, so i really think that this was a set up in -- it's about -- they say the decision is that he gave up the bond money.
this is fine. i will tell you something else that's telling. these two brothers, the osundairo brothers, their attorney quit. because they are not willing to say anything. >> greg: why is that? [laughter] >> juan: will they testify? and know that there's not going to be a trial, they don't want to do it. >> jesse: juan, can i ask you. o.j. simpson, innocent or guilty? >> juan: i thought he was guilty. >> jesse: youth can think someone's guilty because you have a good b.s. meter but in the courtroom, they can get off. everyone knows smollett staged a hoax. even though technically he's not guilty. >> juan: no, no, no. >> jesse: do you know anything about o.j.? use your common sense. >> juan: jesse, use your head once. >> jesse: that's exactly what i just said. my gut says that smollett is a
hoaxer. >> greg: dana has brains and guts. >> dana: one, he's so rich that $10,000, he can just let it go, walk away. okay, that's all it's going to cost me. $10,000. the fact that they kept the money means that he wasn't innocent. they say it's punishment enough but you have jussie smollett saying that i'm innocent and he's going to sue the city? he's going to sue the city. plus, explain why they wiped it off the computer. do a google search of the states attorneys office, you cannot find anything about it. yet a grand jury which is, it's not just one person saying that you're guilty. that's a jury. that's how the jury works. here's the thing, he could still be in trouble with the federal
government. before the attack, he sent a letter to himself supposedly, whatever, it had powder in it. that's a federal offense, a felony. the fbi is not talking which i think is not a good sign for smollett and we should hope that the fbi makes chicago's mistake better. >> greg: i don't know how he can soothe the city. no one doubted him publicly. the police worked there butts off on this. who is he going to sue? democrats divided over their next move following the mueller report. details next on "the five." i wanna keep doing what i love, that's the retirement plan. with my annuity, i know there is a guarantee. it's for my family, its for my self, its for my future. annuities can provide protected income for life.
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>> jesse: we are learning attorney general william barr will release the mueller report in weeks from now, not months. lawmakers on both sides demanding the report we will route released in full. even though it's on its way to the public in zero evidence of collusion was found, top democrats are still not satisfied. doubling down on claims of collusion, house intel committee chairman adam schiff telling "the washington post" "undoubtedly there is collusion. we will continue to investigate the counterintelligence issues." here's congressman eric swalwell trying to convince all of us the steele dossier is still true. >> which part hasn't been proved factual? >> christopher steele himself that it wasn't a finished work product. everyone who analyzed it said -- >> which part was not proved factual? >> jesse: embarrassment over mueller's findings have some members think that it's time to move on. >> i believe that the mueller
report has been done. that's a chapter that's closed, and i think that last night this administration opened a new chapter when it moved to completely invalidate the affordable care act. >> jesse: according to politico, maxine waters, who is rallying cry has always been impeached 45, dramatically changing her tune, saying that impeachment has never been "discussed as a strategy for this caucus." greg, i want to talk about eric swalwell for a second. he is a collusion truther. it's like the titanic has sunk and everyone is on a life raft moving away and he's insisting that the boat is fine. >> greg: he is like the people that time forgot. he's like a soldier shipwrecked on an island for decades, assuming that war is still being
waged. everyone has moved on. if they keep pushing this collusion stuff, you are heading trump great comic moment for all of his rallies. he's going to bring up a famous russian and every rally and he is going to call it the collusion tour. the response to the mueller report is to undermine its validity. we saw this with the 2016 election. so the process that they demanded to test the validity of the election has now fallen prey to the very same mentality. what do they have in common? sore loser-ship. >> jesse: swalwell, i just want to say, there were a few things wrong with the steele dossier. michael cohen never went to prague to hatch the plot. i believe it was carter page, he was at a kremlin cut out. >> dana: i know a couple to make democrats who still maintain it will all be proven true. they say that, they believe it. i don't get kind of help them necessarily. >> jesse: is one of those
juan? >> dana: no, i haven't talked to juan but he is shaking his head yes. because we know the russians were trying to interfere and then you have the hillary team and they are working on the dossier, did the russians plant some disinformation? right, send them on a wild-goose chase. then the cat ran away with a spoon. president trump framed this on saturday or sunday evening, vindicated and exonerated. there is quibbling over the exonerated peace because of the obstruction but if this takes weeks to get the mueller report out, president trump has already won the messaging war. vindicated and exonerated. to try to clog that back is going to be nearly impossible for the democrats. i think that's why you see leaders like clyburn say meanwhile they want to eliminate the affordable care act. why don't we focus on that because that's how we won back the house. >> jesse: i would definitely not pitted to health care if i was the president. i would basically plant the flag and say i was vindicated and
move on to trade and international relations. >> jedediah: don't you think the maxine waters pieces interesting? that showed me that even maxine waters has been on, she's been one of the people whose very focused on impeachment. she had decided to separate herself from the truly unhinged. by that, i mean adam schiff. these people who looked at the report. they read it. >> jesse: wait, adam schiff is to unhinged for maxine waters? let that sink in. >> jedediah: that's where were at. these democrats, i don't care how much they hate donald trump. they're going to have to decide, do we want to ally ourselves with who are going to be perceived to mainstream independents, even centrist democrats, as unhinged. people who read the report and say let it go. let the collusion go. it didn't happen. let's move on and try to win an election. there are democrats that i think want to beat him in 2020 and do want to win an election. in order to win an election, you cannot ally yourself with these unhinged people who no matter what an investigation turns up
are committed to a narrative that's been proven untrue. >> jesse: juan, i want to understand the democrats' perspective. the democrats understanding that there was criminal collusion between trump and russia but mueller put it in his report and then barr mischaracterized it? is that what the explanation is? >> juan: we don't know because we haven't seen the report. >> jesse: so you're saying there's criminal collusion potentially but barr didn't put that in the letter to congress? barr is hiding the criminal collusion? >> juan: i think he said explicitly that mueller said there was no conspiracy. i don't know about the word conspiracy. trump or anyone in his immediate circle but when it came to obstruction, he wasn't going to make a decision. but bill barr is pretty much on record as saying he he believesn unlimited, unleashed executive power and that the president can fire people, taking steps that look to us like obstruction.
we don't know why bill barr made the decision. was it because mueller didn't come up with sufficient evidence of obstruction or because he believes in this unlimited executive power? i will say this about schiff. i will say this about others involved. they have a responsibility as members of congress to be a check on the executive branch. that's what the constitution says. check on the power, and bill barr basically saying king trump, let him run. i think right now you need democrats to say produce a report. if you won the narrative and the moment, put the report on the table. stop with the delays in the obfuscation. stop with the excuses. so far, bill barr hasn't done anything. saying it's not going to be months. it's going to be root weeks. how ridiculous. >> jesse: i think we are all looking forward to reading it. again, no collusion, no obstruction. green new deal failed a test vote yesterday but some democrats saying it needs to
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about helping oil companies than helping their own families. i don't think so. i don't think so. >> dana: ocasio-cortez isn't alone in her support for the plan. 2020 presidential hopefuls senators kirsten gillibrand and elizabeth warren are stressing that it's important with this interesting comparison. >> we need to pass a green new deal. they should be our nation's moon shot. why not be the world leader in doing something extraordinary to show, just like john f. kennedy did, that we can win. >> president kennedy challenged our nation to lead the space race and less than seven years, neil armstrong set foot on the moon. it's time not only to challenge our country to tackle climate change head-on but also to lead the world in doing so. i supported a green new deal that will aggressively tackle climate change. income inequality, and racial
injustice. >> dana: all right, not a lot of -- alexandria ocasio-cortez making a good point. if you're going to take on this issue is a republican, you have to figure out a way to do it to say you are for something and not just against something. mitch mcconnell called the vote. >> greg: why is it elitist? the answer is simple. the only people who can afford the fantasy of wind and solar power are rich liberals. because it's ineffective energy, it's a burden on the working class. you take away gas or you take away natural gas, fracking, oil, coal, they will starve and freeze. the working class families will starve and freeze. the green new deal is a fantasy, but it's not bad to fantasize because it creates goals. i am for goals. but there m.o. is all goals and no promise. at the universal studios lot, they have these beautiful studios, they look real and beautiful but walk behind them
and they are phony fronts. the democratic platform is a studio lot of phony fronts because they never come up with the means to get to their ends. republicans have to have an answer by the answer has to be you've got to be for the working class which they are not. >> juan: alexandria ocasio-cortez, her outburst was aimed at sean duffy who said something like what you're saying. working class people who are trying to get a house, this was about housing costs, guess what. all you're talking about, the environmental things, it's going to drive up the cost of construction and housing. she shot back. i wish we had played that. she shot back and said say that to the kids in the south bronx of the highest rate of asthma from air pollution. say that to the kids in flint for drinking dirty water. say that to the folks in nebraska and the midwest were experiencing -- >> greg: what does it have to do with dirty water? >> juan: talking about environmental concerns. to me, what you saw here was
mitch mcconnell, senate majority leader, played a stunt. let's bring the bill up and foresees democrats to vote on it and will punish them. but it was a stunt. they have been no hearings. there's no actual legislation that lays out exactly what this bill stands for. there's a caricature about no hamburgers no airplanes. but they were not ready to vote. this is what you have. >> greg: then don't introduce it then. >> juan: they simply want to have hearings and think about it. >> dana: you can't vote on the bill that hasn't been introduced. what do you think about the tactics, jesse? >> jesse: i've come around on mitch mcconnell. i've come around on mitch and mueller. >> greg: clyburn. >> juan: what's happening? if it was about clean water, why isn't she talking about flint? why doesn't she call her mayor friend the democrat in flint and say maybe i could use my high-profile fund-raising charisma to help clean up the water in flint. >> juan: you must have missed
the republican governor who was at the root of this. >> dana: oh, no. i >> jesse: this country, america, as the cleanest drinking water of anywhere in the world, also the freshest indoor air quality of anybody in the world. tell that to your friends on the democrat side. this isn't about being clean. it's about a socialist scheme and that's while the democrats in the senate didn't vote for it because it's -- socialism is a killer at the ballot box. >> juan: they didn't take the bait. >> dana: it's not just about climate, the green new deal with a lot of things. universal base income, things like that. that. everything happened is the answer to house democrats got together in their caucus and there's one of the members who wants to do a $15 minimum wage federal bill. they have a big debate. all these members that are from swing districts are saying i can't support that on the floor. basically they're going to hand up not doing a lot of legislation because they are so split on where to tackle these issues. >> jedediah: that's probably true and you you're just asking them to stand up for what they .
nothing that you said about flint or that aoc said about flint and validates duffy's point. it doesn't do you any good to have policies in place when it makes things unaffordable for people. electricity skyrocketing does not help the poor people when energy is a larger percentage of the money they have than anyone else. if you can't afford it, it sounds great to retrofitting every building in america and get rid of planes and get rid of gas cars. that all sounds great. everyone wants clean air and clean water, aoc, but it doesn't mean everyone who objects to your plan is siding with the oil companies. they looked at it and said this is a utopian unicorn rainbow a bunch of nonsense and were not going to do it. if democrats care about this, republicans care about it, let's come up with something. that makes sense but you have to be able to criticize lunacy in this green new deal is lunacy and that's why democrats were running at 2020 will go on record supporting it, because they know it's lunacy and they like the idea of going out in championing but they know it's
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♪ >> juan: former vice president and potential 2020 presidential candidate joe biden apologizing for the way he handled the 1991 supreme court confirmation hearing for justice clarence thomas. specifically his treatment of anita hill. >> she was to be used in the hearing. she was taken advantage of. her reputation was attacked. i wish i could've done something. there were a bunch of white guys. i mean it sincerely. a bunch of white guys hearing this testimony from the senate judiciary committee. to this day i regret i couldn't come up with the way to get her the kind of hearing she
deserved. given the courage she showed by reaching out to us. >> juan: critics say that biden is on an apology tour. and in addition to these latest comments, he's apologized for his record on criminal justice reform in the '90s more easily for calling vice president pence a "decent guy." what do you say, just a question mark to meet, he's got a long record. unlike someone like beto o'rourke who doesn't have much of a record, joe biden does. it seems to me admitting a mistake, i don't think it's a sign of weakness. it could be a sign of being authentic. >> jesse: well, i disagree. i think it shows he's being controlled by his base. it shows he's not leading the base. it shows that the base controls him. if you're going to have a guy that apologizes for everything run against a guy that apologizes for nothing, i will take the never apologizer every day of the week. it's better to be strong and wrong most of the time. >> greg: [laughs] strong and wrong. >> jesse: not wrong that much. but when you are wrong, you are strong about it.
that's why don't apologize. >> greg: [laughs] >> jesse: it's one of the many reasons i don't apologize unless i'm forced to apologize. >> juan: i didn't say a word. >> greg: strong and wrong is awesome. >> jesse: can i say one more thing? if he saying he didn't want to have all white men at the anita hill hearing, wasn't the senate all white men in the early '90s? i don't know how he's trying to recreate reality in the early '90s to re-orchestrated. he needs to look forward instead of looking back. >> jedediah: he's talking like -- you notice the apology is odd. he was chair of the committee. he's talking like it was a bunch of people in a room and he was supervising it from the outside. i wish i could've done something. you were part of it. you were a chair. the apology doesn't really -- it rings oddly. >> juan: wait a second. here's my challenge to you. i think that we live in an era of #metoo and it's a --
>> jedediah: i think people evolve in times change and i don't have a problem with him apologizing. i have a problem with him apologizing for everything. it seems like he's on a mission to please, like jesse said, the base. what's appealing about joe biden's he is supposed to be the reasonable guy. he supposed to come into this group of elizabeth warren and bernie sanders and he is supposed to be the measured guy. if you're going to apologize, you don't have to apologize for your entire life all the time. >> juan: dana, let's focus on a second on the anita hill stuff. i think it's potentially explosive. how would you handle it if you are advising former vice president? >> dana: well, i am out of the business. i retired from advice. i don't know if it matters what we think. what matters is what democratic voters think and i think that we are a little bit too much focused in on these types of things. in the bigger picture, the democratic voters are not. for six month, he's been shown
at the top partly because of name i.d. but it can't only just be name i.d. democrats are obsessed with beating donald trump in 2020 so electability is the most important factor. twitter is not a good measure of what democratic voters are thinking. democrats like joe biden. i don't know -- maybe there's a certain amount of democrats aren't going to like him because of the anita hill hearings and i think that having a record certainly hurt hillary clinton versus bernie. not her record but her husband's record as president. especially on the crime stuff. i think that we should take a minute. april is next tuesday. that's when supposedly the countdown to biden announcing will happen. the opposition -- >> jesse: announcing on april fools? >> dana: know, sometime after the campaign finance reporting period ends. assuming he didn't want to report on that. it will be in april. opposition research from the other democratic candidates that drops on biden will tell us a lot about what they think his
vulnerabilities are. anita hill and the hearings may be one of those things but i think we should wait and see. i don't think democratic voters are focused on it like we are. >> juan: now i go from strong and wrong to strong and right. >> greg: thank you. >> dana: i am strong and wrong? >> juan: no. >> jesse: it was me. [laughter] >> greg: it is so fake. you are seeing that joe biden has become the wokest guy in the rest home. it's hard to see this guy pretending he's a blogger for jezebel. i thought liz warren was a phony but he's desperate, desperate to be seen as somewhat relevant. anita hill paid a price. so did clarence thomas. everybody paid a price during that process. it's a long time ago. did he use the phrase white man's culture? remember that there's a lot of voters that are white and there's white men who are married to white women and black
men and black women. >> dana: they want to get the voters back in their column. >> greg: if you want to crawl before the social justice warrior cannon coming or going to alienate millions of regular people who aren't racist who just want to get on with your lives and not be told that they belong to some terrible racist culture, because you're wrong. >> juan: i don't think it was about a racist culture. acknowledging that white men ran that senate hearing. >> greg: clarence got in, and i think he's black. >> juan: yeah, i agree. coming up. >> i am nervous. i'm concerned. i'm scared. >> juan: michael avenatti on his potential jail time. that's next on "the five." ♪ smooth moderate to severe lines around the nose and mouth with juvéderm® xc. tell your doctor if you have a history of scarring or are taking medicines
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♪ >> jedediah: welcome back. disgraced celebrity lawyer michael avenatti facing nearly 100 years behind bars for allegedly attempting to extort millions from nike and for a wire and fraud case out of california. here's how he's feeling about it. >> what i will say is the way this has been framed is not accurate. it's just not accurate.
>> you're facing if convicted on all these charges, up to the rest of your life in prison. are you nervous? >> of course i'm nervous. >> are you scared? are you concerned? tell us, as someone who again has a history of our present and people and now you're on the other side facing some serious charges. >> i am nervous. i'm concerned. i'm scared. >> jedediah: wow, quite a fall from grace for this guy. >> greg: what grace? [laughter] >> jedediah: people were talking about him like he was a serious 2020 contender. he got a lot of air time, this guy, no reason this position. >> jesse: he's a classic shakedown artist, scam artist, shark. he needed this wail of nike, the $20 million payout to keep the house of cards from falling down on him. he's like, he's got the character of jussie smollett with the taste of paul manafort. while he was escorting these taxes for ten years, he spent $200,000 at neiman marcus,
$270,000 at porsche dealerships. $100,000 a month rent for a house in newport beach, and 40 grand for ferrari lease payments. he was stealing from clients, stiffing his own employees. the irs has been going after them for ten years. he's filed for bankruptcy protection twice. this whole time, us here have said i know this guy is a phony. you know why? we have street smarts. cnn, they might have book smarts. we have street smarts. >> dana: we have street and book smarts. >> jesse: you do. we can smell a phony from a mile away and everyone else bought this guy hook, line, and sinker. >> jedediah: so up noxious and so full of himself, i don't know if you realizes what could potentially happen. >> greg: it's a shame he wasn't arrested in chicago. he would get a week of community service. i'm sorry. let's rewind. i will erase it. the media must be held accountable for this because they are the ones that gave him the spotlight.
you know is having a nice tall beer right now? brett kavanaugh. justice may be slow but in this case it's taking the correct course. this is a guy. if you feel any pangs of sympathy for this litigating lollipop, remember what he tried to do to kavanaugh. i think a lot of democrats were mad because he tried to do a better job at the public hanging. >> jesse: juan said yesterday that the avenatti allegations helped kavanaugh. >> greg: it might have. >> jesse: , on. >> greg: it was horrible. >> jesse: serial gang rapist in high school. >> juan: the fact that it came up empty helped kavanaugh. everyone was piling on. i am noting that kavanaugh, something apart from kavanaugh, which is trump and stormy daniels. people are seeing this has a payback on avenatti. i think avenatti is interesting to me that he says he's just an
aggressive attorney. aggressive attorney? he said it's not extortion of nike, that he was engaged in threatening them. people do that all the time in terms of settlements. i think he's got a twisted view of how you are an aggressive attorney. it's gone over the line. he may not know it. he should be scared because he may be going to face real jail time. yesterday on the show he said with the two different, one in l.a. and this one. 100 years in jail. >> dana: we will be happy to pay his rent for him if he's in prison for 100 years. i was going to say that avenatti needs smollett's lawyers. >> greg: how can he not pay taxes? how do people not pay taxes? >> jesse: greg, $56 million over ten years. >> dana: not paying taxes is wrong. >> greg: thank you. >> dana: book smarts. [laughter] >> jedediah: "one more thing" is coming up next. i switched to liberty mutual,
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♪ >> greg: "one more thing." juan. >> juan: if the time of year when high school students earn pins and needles awaiting word of their college applications. here's a different kind of graduate. >> good job. what else can we learn? what's the next step people go to? after college, what's next? it's like, grad school. okay, let's do that. let's go. swalwell that is 16-year-old haley taylor scholz. she will be attending law school this fall. she's 16 and going to law school. haley was homeschooled after fifth grade, graduated at 13, she is graduating this may from texas women's university and she's excited to become an advocate for students from underserved communities. no college admissions scandal here. just one extra ordinary young woman for all of us to celebrat
celebrate. >> greg: feather in the cap for homeschooling. >> dana: absolutely, we love it. new dad cody cromer found a creative way to low his baby girl to sleep and it's quickly becoming viral. it's a hit online. ♪ he is an aspiring country music star from missouri. he was picking at his guitar. sweet moment captured and shown on "the five." congratulations, cody cromer, and good luck on your career. >> greg: that is the only baby video i've ever liked. i hate all baby videos. that was great. time for this. fox nation. i had the great scott adams, you don't hear of him enough. we discussed the dropping of the mueller report on the jussie
smollett case on fox nation. if you subscribe, great. if you don't, too bad. go to foxnewspodcast.com, i have an amazing interview with the legendary actor. orson bean. here's a final plug. >> i am the first person to think software is great, automation is great. algorithms are great. >> not to be confused with animals are great. >> that was greg gutfeld. >> jesse: he has no idea. >> greg: he is going what are you talking about? >> jesse: the pope has jokes. playing around with some people at a pilgrimage site in italy. you know the old thing when you do up high, down low, too slow. look at the pope pulling his hand away. people trying to kiss the ring. mist, mist, can't touch it. he's just playing around with
people. trying to kiss the ring. >> dana: this is not a joke. >> greg: i don't think it is. [laughter] this is a new segment where you get something so wrong. strong but wrong. >> jesse: the pope doesn't want people kissing his hand? >> dana: that's the point of the video. >> jesse: if i was the pope, i would let people kiss my hand all day. i am going to be strong and wrong tonight on martha maccallum show. >> jedediah: i am the puppy clean. this is my favorite interaction between two dogs ever. take a look. [laughter] that is a yorkshire terrier. sandra was worried about introducing her yorky to the german shepherd. >> dana: the yorky is the problem. >> jedediah: everyone who has a little dog, they are feisty
and they will go after big dogs. >> dana: that's why people in apartment building say that there's a weight limit. that's it annoying. >> greg: set your dvrs. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. >> that reminds me of you arguing with dana. am i right or am i wrong? >> greg: which was the little dog? >> we report. you decide. president trump gets tough on russia over venezuela and it upsets some members of his own party. his plan to get rid of obamacare. plus potential 2020 presidential candidate joe biden apologizes for being a white man. new fury and do details in the jussie smollett case as chicago police released details of their investigation. this is "special report" ." ♪ >> john: good evening and