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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- zooey deschanel. and snoop dogg. and now, and further more, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ quhauz chauz [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks -- thanks for everything. that's very nice. i do want to say that for those of you -- [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right already. it's too much now.
anyway, welcome. how many of you are visiting us from afar, from other cities? [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] it was 93 degrees here in los angeles today. it's april. it was 50 degrees cooler today than it was in new york. 43 was the high in new york. and yet in a way, it was hotter in new york as the fbi in new york made its most dramatic and aggressive move on the white house yet. you know, it's never a great time when your lawyer needs a lawyer. but that is the spot donald jeffeny trump finds himself tonight as a dozen fbi agents raided the office of his personal attorney, michael cohen, raided his house and his hotel room. he has awe house and a hotel room. the guy that pays off porn stars has a hotel room. he's the guy who paid $130,000
to stormy daniels, hei won the . and it's a disgrace. it's frankly a real disgrace. it's an attack on our country in a true sense. it's an attack on what we all stand for. so when i saw this, and when i heard it, i heard it like you did, i said that is really now in a whole new level of unfairness. >> yeah, and you are in a whole new level of screwed. [ laughter and applause ] it's a witch-hunt. even though the guy running this operation is a republican, it's a witch-hunt. but who is behind this hunting of the witches? >> this is the most biased group of people. these people have the biggest conflicts of interest i've ever seen. democrats, all, or just about all. either democrats or a couple of
republicans that worked for president obama. they're not looking at the other side. they're not looking at the hillary clinton, horrible things that she did and all of the crimes that were committed. they're not looking at all of the things that happened that everybody is very angry about, i can tell you from the republican side. and i think even the independent side. >> no, not the independent side. they're okay with the whole thing. [ laughter ] no one from the independent side is upset. but tell us more about why this should be about hillary clinton and not you. >> we've had that hanging over us now from the very, very beginning. and yet the other side, they don't even bother looking. and the other side is where there are crimes. and those crimes are obvious, lies, under oath, all over the place. e-mails that are knocked out, that are acid-washed and deleted. nobody's ever seen. 33,000 e-mails are deleted after
getting the subpoena for congress. and nobody bothers looking at that. >> i love that he's back with the acid washing. it's like, will somebody get him a light blue pair of jeans so he can stop with that already. then he changed the subject to the attacks in syria, which is what he was supposed to be.comibe talking about. so now will he fire robert mueller? will he have the audacity to fire the man investigating him? he fired meatloaf, can't rule anything out. and some republicans have gone on record saying this is a line that cannot be crossed. mike pence was sitting there doing a jig under the desk. going home and kissing his rabbit on the head over and over again. so many colorful characters on team trump, but none more than larry kudlow. before the fbi stormed in -- or
stormyed in, kudlow was ask about facebook ceo mark zuckerberg and he gave this thoughtful and stylish response. >> mark zuckerberg goes to the hill this week to testify. >> yeah. >> does the administration feel facebook should be regulated? >> is he going to wear a suit and tie and clean white shirt? >> no clue. >> that's my question. is he going to behave like an animal, as a major corporate leader or give me this phony baloney, hoodies and dungarees. >> you don't think much of mark zuckerberg, i take it? >> i think i could help him clean up his act. >> maybe get him a cute lavender pashmina like mine. i think we just found a new host for "fashion police." mark zuckerberg is scheduled to testify tomorrow and to explain how and why facebook gave cambridge analytica personal information on 87 million facebook users. zuckerberg will be in the hot
seat. usually it's for getting a perm. but if things go poorly tomorrow, we might be forced to remember our friends' birthdays again. which could be sad. a lot of people are leaving facebook to protest this breach of privacy, using the hash tag "delete facebook." if you do that, you're going to have to talk to your mother on the phone to tell her what's going on. so think about that. [ laughter and applause ] but this data -- this data was -- it's an interesting story. cambridge analytica got this data from facebook users. it was originally collected by university of cambridge psychology professor who created a personality test app. soon as you as the user agreed to the terms and services, facebook all of a sudden had the right to share all your personal information without any limitations at all. so today facebook started sending notifications to those users who may have had their data tapped. if you were one of them, go to your page. you may see this video message.
share it on facebook tomorrow. this is -- this is from a local news affiliate in portland, oregon, but the story is from florida. >> police say she was one of two passengers in a car that was swerving on the road. officers pulled the car over and they say they could smell marijuana. during the search, police say the officer found coke inside posy's purse. when questioned about the drugs, she admitted the marijuana was hers, but said the wind must have blown the cocaine through the window and into her purse. >> jimmy: in fairness, she was very high on marijuana when she came up with that. we have a fun show tonight. zooey deschanel and snoop dogg. i love having snop dop dogg on show and z
but this is the first time he's been here since they legalized marijuana. make sure he's okay. >> okay, sure. >> jimmy: many years ago, i was hosting the american music awards and we had a comedy bit at the top of the show. the idea is, snoop would be in the lobby having a bake sale and we had a table with brownies on it. and the joke would be, i'd find josh groban in line. i talked to him, because it was a live show, i said, i need you to be there at the beginning for this to work. he said, i will absolutely be there, do not worry about this. and then of course the show started and snoop is nowhere to be found. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you okay? is everything good to go with snoop down there is this. >> everything is sure, homey. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. our theme continues when we come
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>> i do. >> jimmy: how do you know that? did they tell you, or do you know by the smell? >> there was a little vomiting backstage, but, no, i just know. >> jimmy: very good. first we have angela. where are you from? >> new orleans, louisiana. >> jimmy: are you here on vacation now. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you enjoying yourself? >> i sure am. >> jimmy: what have you been up to? >> i just got here from palm springs yesterday and i've been in houston as well. >> jimmy: okay, all right, very good. now let's meet our next contestant. and his name is -- what is that? >> candy ken. >> jimmy: candy ken? yeah, here we go. is that your nickname, i assume? >> yeah. >> jimmy: candy ken, what is it that you do for a living? >> performance art. >> jimmy: what kind of performance art? >> music videos. i do -- >> jimmy: where are you from, candy ken? >> austria. >> jimmy: okay, all right.
and finally, we meet jasmine. >> hi. >> jimmy: where are you from, jasmine? >> i'm from roosevelt, new york. >> jimmy: roosevelt, new york. okay, so jasmine, let me get a closer look at your eyes right now. see if you can open those a little. >> i was born this way. >> jimmy: you do have some redness and you seem like the least likely candidate to me right now, which makes me think you are the most likely candidate. candy ken, would you mind showing us your eyes? take those glasses off. i feel like candy ken is trying to convince us he's high. jasmine is nodding yes. and angela, let's take a look at your eyes there. okay, very -- well, pretty clear. pretty clear. angela, what's your favorite movie? >> i just saw -- i just saw -- i can't even remember. >> case closed.
>> jimmy: that's kinda the perfect answer. so i got angela, ken, and jasmine. i'm just -- based on the -- oh, now jasmine is trying to make me pick her, so i don't know. angela, i'm going with angela. i'm going to say you are high. >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] sal, what do you have for our players? >> raw cookie dough, it's great for the abs. >> jimmy: enjoy the raw cookie dough. remember, don't eat it raw. thank you very much. let's bring in another group here. one of the people we are about to meet is also high. we have matt, joel, and dillon. you guys look like a rap group of some kind. no, wait, matt and dillon, you're twins? >> yes, we are. >> your names are matt dillon? >> yes. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: we figured it out,
your parents are high. >> they're triplets, jimmy. i don't know if you >> jimmy: where are you from? >> we're from south australia. >> jimmy: and you're here on vacation? >> we're vacating with two other twins as well. >> jimmy: really? howled are you? >> 24. >> jimmy: you're 24 years old. so matt dillon, famous when you were born? >> we'll go with that. >> jimmy: so you don't even know why this is funny? >> we do. >> jimmy: do you know who matt dillon is? >> is he a chef? >> jimmy: oh, my god. this is unbelievable. >> no, he's an actor. >> jimmy: yeah, he's an actor. that's right. you could have been matt damon. could have been worse, right? >> that's true. [ laughter and applause ] and joel, where are you from, joel? >> charlotte, north carolina. >> jimmy: you know who matt
dillon is, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: of course you do. you are hiding your eyes, it seems. >> lil bit. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> i'm a musician. >> jimmy: what kind of music do you do? >> i play it all. i'm a drummer. >> jimmy: let's take a look at your eyes if you don't mind. lift up that cap a little because i can't really see. all right. pretty clear. well, i don't know. you know, you might want to see an optometrist. i think -- >> i was working on that. >> jimmy: you might have the beginning of glaucoma. matt, let's have a look at matt's eyes. have you been smoking pot today? >> no, sir. >> jimmy: okay, well, that kinda answers my question. and dillon, your brother, it would be weird if one was high and the other wasn't. let's take a look at dillon. dillon's never had a joint in his life. he's still got his boy freckles.
all right, okay, you know what, joel, i think you are high. are you? >> i think you're racist, jimmy. [ laughter and applause ] >> that's the end of "are you high"? >> jimmy: what's that, sal? >> no more "are you high." >> jimmy: i'm going with matt, you are the high one. >> no, i'm not. >> jimmy: dillon comes out of nowhere. dillon, you are high? >> correct. >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: well, at least your parents can be proud of one of you. we have prizes for all of you. >> jimm >> hacky sack. >> jimmy: have fun hacky sacking together. that's matt and dillon and joel.
how about that. there's the game, we call "who's high." i think we learned a lot. we have a good show tonight. snoop dogg is here, he's definitely high. and we'll be right back with zooey deschanel. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by nike react. shoes go. i've got a crew ofay? 15 counting on me. i start my shift with mini-wheats. one bowl, i'm good.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, this is his new album. it's called "snoop dogg presents bible of love." snoop dogg is here to chat with us and perform for us from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. this is a gospel album, and it's really good. if i was snoop, i would have called it jazesus. but that's just me. tomorrow night, eva longoria and sebastian maniscalco will join us. we'll have music from daniel caesar featuring her and later this week ana faris, shia labeouf, chris hardwick, sandra oh, and music from first aid kit and the regrettes. please join us for all of that. our first guest is a golden globe and emmy-nominee for her work on the now inaccurately-titled "new girl," which begins it's final season tomorrow night at 9:30 on fox. please say hello to zooey deschanel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: you didn't get any second-hand smoke from guillermo and/or snoop? >> well, i am now. look at you! >> jimmy: >> welcome back. >> jimmy: he's saying welcome back to me. he has no idea what's going on. i think the last time you were here, snoop dogg was here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you guys traveling together, what's going on? >> i just open up for him sometimes. yeah, no, he was on a few years ago when i was on, and i was pregnant with my daughter. and i really wanted to meet him. so i went in his room and met him, and he was like, you're pregnant! and i was like, yeah. he was like, i'm gonna send you a gift. and i got so excited, because i didn't know, like, what kind of
gift snoop was send, like, is it a boy or girl, and at the time i didn't know. so he's like, i'll send you one gift for a boy, and one gift for a girl. and i've been waiting for those gifts ever since. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i've had another baby since then. so i was hoping that when i came here today that he'd be ready with some onesies or something. >> jimmy: well, snoop has a different calendar than other people. >> right. >> jimmy: i'm sure he'll get to that. >> i'll give him until the kids graduate college. >> jimmy: maybe that's what he's waiting for. because the gifts that he sends, you don't want like a juice box. >> might not be appropriate. >> literally juice, but no gin. >> jimmy: how are the children? >> they're really good. >> jimmy: your son is almost a year? >> almost a year. >> jimmy: yeah, we had boys right at the same time. >> they've met each other, you know. >> jimmy: they met at a nightclub. >> they were like, what's up? >> jimmy: so you must be planning a party, doing all that
sort of stuff. no? nothing like that? >> i mean i haven't, but, yes, of course. i have a lot of time to throw parties. >> jimmy: i read that you were going to be a part of this live concert with beauty & the beast at the hollywood bowl. i assume you're beauty in this. >> yes, i'm bell. and i don't know what time it is. i know what day it is. so thank goodness. >> jimmy: but it might be too late. >> might be too late at night. so hopefully i can take elsie, my older one to a rehearsal. >> jimmy: and she can watch. what do you think it will do to her seeing mom be a disney princess? >> at least it will prove to her that i'm a singing, which is what she does all the time. she's like, mommy, stop singing! >> jimmy: i think nicole richie does that lionel. >> i'm like, my feelings are hurt, and then she goes, okay, mommy, you can sing.
>> jimmy: it's not the audience you're necessarily looking for. >> she likes to perform, kinda. >> jimmy: have you taken the kids to disneyland? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you have? >> charlie just, like, slept in the room. so my sister and took her to kids and then we took elsie and my parents came, and it was -- >> jimmy: like a big thing? >> a whole, fun big thing. and my sister has a son the same age as elsie. and they were really excited and having so much fun at the breakfast with the characters and all the stuff. and so we got in the park early and we're like, okay, what is the first ride we're going to go to? like, apparently the 2-year-olds are tall enough for all the rides. so let's go to the best ride, pirates of the caribbean, which i didn't think at the time that, like, a ride so immersive, which is so entertaining to adults, would be so terrifying --
>> jimmy: oh, right off the bat. >> for two children who have never even seen a movie. never even seen like a youtube video. >> jimmy: really? >> i mean, so we're like, yeah, let's do this. as soon as we go out on the bayou with the guy playing can the -- playing deliverance, i'm like, this was a terrible mistake. and i see my daughter tense up. and my nephew is like -- and we went down the drop. >> jimmy: the drop alone scared them? >> they were clinging to us the entire time. and then it became this thing. you know, when kids have something that scares them, they talk about it for months afterwards. so now like her main thing, she's like, if she sees someone scared, she's like, he's scared of pirates. so halloween was a difficult night. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lot of pirates coming in the door? >> lot of pirates.
and you're like, no, no, no, no. and she's like, he's a pirate! daddy's scared of pirates! and i'm like, yeah, daddy's scared of pirates. >> jimmy: we should be scared of pirates. >> absolutely. there was that movie with tom hanks. >> jimmy: that was scary and they have the patches and hooks and everything. when we come back, we'll talk about the emotional, heart-wrenching finale of your final season of "new girl." zooey deschanel is here with us. we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ack. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ly narrow fast food drive thru lane. but what a powerful life lesson. and don't worry i have everything handled. i already spoke to our allstate agent, and i know that we have accident forgiveness. which is so smart on your guy's part. like fact that they'll just... forgive you... four weeks without the car. okay, yup. good night. with accident forgiveness
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with zooey deschanel. snoop dogg is still to come. the final season of "new girl," how many episodes? >> it's eight. >> jimmy: you've shot them all already? >> we've shot them all. they're all in the can. >> jimmy: you said your goodbyes. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is an unusual show in that i don't think there's ever been a television on show guest starring people from rob reiner to prince. was that the highlight for you? lie and say it was, even if it wasn't. >> yes, it was. well, it was like a highlight of my whole life, i would say.
i mean, it was so amazing to just get to hang out with prince first. >> jimmy: did he come to the read-through first? >> no. it was like to the very last second, we were not sure if he was going to come to set and he'd already, like, spent so much money on this episode. it was like the super bowl episode. so there was so much riding on it. and we're like, i hope he's the type that shows like, i wondon't know. i was the first person to get an e-mail of him like, wanting to be on the show. and i got a cold e-mail from his manager and it was like the most on brand prince e-mail. like too on brand. >> jimmy: in what way? >> it was like, hello, i am manager to legendary artist prince. he's loving the show "new girl." he would like to be -- you know, to, be, on the show. and i'm like, this has to be
like a prank. there's no way. but i had several people check it out. turned out, it was his manager. and he had been, like -- you know, you never know when you put stuff out there, you do entertainment, you're in the entertainment business, you never know who might just be flipping channels and find your show and, like, randomly prince found the show and he was watching it every week with his band. they watch it on tour. it was like, he couldn't miss it. they were really invested in the nick and jess relationship. it was one of those really surreal moments. >> jimmy: did you have a backup plan, like, was bobby brown standing by or something like that? >> no, we had no backup plan. >> jimmy: wow. but prince came through for you? >> he did. he showed up. he was awesome. he was such a pro. >> jimmy: well, yeah. he's prince. >> yeah. but i mean, like a good actor and like very just chill all the time. such a cool guy. >> jimmy: the latest prince's
favorite show "new girl," final season premieres tomorrow night, 9:30 on fox. thank you for being here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: zooey deschanel, everybody! we'll be right back with snoop dogg. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] lause ] howl whimper yap yap yap yip is your dog trying to tell you something? licking, scratching, scooting, and rubbing may be signs of allergic itch, a medical condition that may require treatment. that's why there's prescription apoquel: the revolutionary medicine that's giving millions of dogs the relief they deserve. apoquel goes to the source of the itch to provide relief in as little as 4 hours. woof and apoquel is safe without many of the side effects associated with the use of steroids. apoquel is for the control of itch associated with allergic dermatitis and the control of atopic dermatitis in dogs. do not use apoquel in dogs less than 12 months old or those with serious infections. apoquel may increase the chance of developing serious infections and may cause existing parasitic skin infestations or pre-existing cancers to worsen.
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only at disneyland resort. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. all right, our next guest is a legendary southern california ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> always. >> jimmy: i want to ask first, what did you do to guillermo? what happened exactly? >> well, he came to my dressing room, like he normally does. he sampled a few things i had in there. couple of vegetables and, you know, plants that i had laying around. >> jimmy: i will tell you, we have never been in more danger than we are right now. i never imagined you recording a
gospel album. is that something that -- is that your idea? >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the first place? >> my whole life,iv i was raise up in church. brought up in church. and the world we living in with all the negativity and violence, i just wanted to make something to representative peace, love and happiness and to use my platform. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a really good album, and it's very enjoyable to listen to. in that same way, when you walk into a church, you don't have to know the song, you instantly like it. were you in the choir when you were a kid at church? >> i did sing in the choir my mother used to make me lead even though i didn't like to. but at my church, we had plays, reenacting certain african american historians, george washington carver, frederick douglas, and they would teach us how to act and sing in our church. it was like a little school for talent to learn about god and to
learn about how to be performers at the same time. >> jimmy: did you play george washington carver? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and did peanuts lead you to snoop dogg, is there a connection there? >> you know what, jimmy, you may have found the connection to me -- >> jimmy: interesting. lau [ laughter ] i was listening to the album and you were talking about the devil showing up, while you're continuing to do god's work. do you believe in the devil? >> definitely. >> jimmy: what do you think the devil is like? >> president. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe you have -- you have a vision of heaven, of what heaven may be like? >> oh, wow, i think heaven is a beautiful place. i think it's happiness, i think it's no diseases, no violence, just forever life and everybody loving each other and trying to get to the next day. that's my vision of heaven. >> jimmy: do you think they have pot in heaven? >> i know they do. do.
[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: seth rogen was here last week, and we were talking about the mt. rushmore of pot smokers and of course you are on that mt. rushmore. and i think that seth is on that mt. rushmore. who would you put on that mt. rushmore? >> i would put bob marley. >> jimmy: how could i forget bob ma marly. seth has been kicked off. >> cheech and chong. >> jimm >> jimmy: i feel like they strayed. >> they the first faces. they the ones who showed us where the mountain was. >> jimmy: willie nelson. >> willie pete nelson. and he's the only person who has ever out-smoked snoop dogg. >> jimmy: i believe that. >> i had to hit the time-out button. time-out. >> jimmy: had you ever hit that button before?
>> never. >> jimmy: wow, that is something else. not only are you doing this, you're hosting a game show, the joker's wild. were you a game show fan as a kid? >> man, jimmy, with my grandmother, i used to watch all the game shows back in the '70s and -- >> jimmy: me too, with my grandmother. why was it fun? >> because she believed she was winning money when they was winning money. she was yelling answers at the screen. made me want to be a contestant first. as snoop dogg, i was able to use my weight to be on "family feud," "$25,000 pyramid," "how to be a millionaire" with what's his name. >> jimmy: regis. >> yeah. i've been on every game show ever. >> jimmy: did you win the million dollars? >> i won 75,000 for my football league. >> jimmy: with regis? >> they cut it down in half, with taxes and all that. [ laughter ]
so you love game shows. last time you were here, you gave me your top three greatest rappers of all time. who are the top three greatest game show hosts of all time? >> wow. wow. that's a great question. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i'm gonna go with bob barker. >> jimmy: can't argue with that. >> richard "kiss me in the mouth" dawson. >> jimmy: "family feud." >> and i'm going with old wink martin dale. >> jimmy: wink. i like that. did you ever meet any of those guys? >> who did i meet? no, i met dick clark. dick clark was the greatest, though, man. >> jimmy: is he in the top three? >> well, he didn't do game shows. he did american band stand. >> jimmy: he did some game shows. >> oh, he did. somebody goda move, dick is in there. watch out, wink, dick's here. >> jimmy: later this week, you're getting a star on the
hollywood walk of fame. have you picked a spot yet? >> what! >> jimmy: did you know that? >> no. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: how do i know that and you don't know that? i feel like maybe you knew it and then you forgot you knew it. you really didn't know that? >> is that when you like walking down hollywood dlfrd aboulevard they got the marilyn monroe and frank sinatra. >> jimmy: this is a star with your name and i assume it will have a microphone, it will say snoop dogg. >> for real? >> jimmy: for real. >> oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on one hand, i feel like honored to have informed you of this, but on the other hand, i feel like i somehow ruined it. >> no, you made it good for me. i went to one before. i went to dr. jerry bust.
i pulled my electric car out because he wanted me there. and for them to give me one, i'm humbled. i appreciate it. >> jimmy: it wasn't me, but i'll be there with you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: snoop dogg! "snoop dogg presents bible of love" is available now and "the joker's wild" returns sunday night at 10:00 on tbs. we'll be right back with snoop! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. or nothing.
>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank zooey deschanel and apologies to matt damon. this is his album. "snoop dogg presents bible of love," here with the song "sunrise," with some help from sly pyper, snoop dogg! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> if you woke up today,
consider yourself blessed. every sunrise is a blessing. ♪ if you live long enough ♪ you know it won't need to end ♪ ♪ my life has bumps and bruises battle scars had to prove my loyalty ♪ ♪ for my lord voices from vices got ♪ ♪ me standing here singing praises to your name to protecting me from my yesterday ♪ ♪ second chances come with every sunrise ♪ ♪ i wake up feeling like the most high favorite child ♪ ♪ because he gave me you ♪ a breath of fresh air and a bra brand-new morning ♪ ♪ ain't i woke up ♪ ♪ blessed and highly favoured just to see another day is proof that ♪
♪ second chances come with every sunrise in my life bumps and bruises tribulations and trials ♪ ♪ but i made it through so it's all good these are better better days ♪ ♪ ♪ you should know ♪ been to the bottom of the barrel of my pride ♪ ♪ and i thought that was the prize ♪ ♪ sunrise ♪ ♪ i'm feeling like the most high's favourite child 'cos he gave me you ♪ a breath of fresh air and a brand new morning baby blue ♪ i woke up blessed and favoured just to see another day is proof that ♪ second chances come with every sunrise shout it out to the world i-g post it ♪ ♪ if you get a second chance you better make the most of it i used to ride with ♪ ♪ them young guys blaze to the front tires but nowadays i just praise until the sun rise been down so long
i'm used to falling y'all but i recognize ♪ ♪ this my calling dawg i been ordained anointed with the oil i'm on the battlefield ♪ ♪ loyal to the soil ♪ i'm looking at the man in the mirror ♪ ♪ because now things getting much clearer i got my own church my own choir my own band ♪ ♪ i guess you could say i'm a brand new man see rap guys usually don't get baptized ♪ ♪ but how could you cleanse your sins without it make you wanna ♪ ♪ think about it the right reverend the reverend wright recite light ♪ ♪ you see today is the day to get your life right right ♪ ♪ yeah woke up feeling like the most high's favorite child 'cos he gave me you ♪ ♪ yeah a breath of fresh air and a brand new morning let it bloom ♪ ♪ i wake up blessed and highly favoured just to see another day is proof that ♪ ♪ second chances come with every sunrise
♪ ♪ every sunrise ♪ i get down on my knees and pray ♪ ♪ every sunrise ♪ i get down on my knees and pray ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] >> come on, someone make some noise out there. i said somebody make some noise! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's just one more day the lord has kept me ♪ ♪ whoa whoa whoa ♪ oh don't rush ♪ keep the pace i'm focused on my goal i need to tell the story ♪
♪ yeah get together in a state to make me great even when i fell ♪ ♪ flat on my face you gave me grace lord knows that i haven't been an angel and i'm no saint but i'll always take the time to give you face for all you've done for me ♪ ♪ one more day one more day one more day ♪ ♪ god ♪ ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, chemical attack. threats of military action triggered by these horrific images of children struggling to breathe in a syrian rebel stronghold. >> it was an atrocious attack,
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