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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jennifer aniston, chris elliott and bridey elliott, plus music from rita ora. and now, watch this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you very much. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. it's great to have youine. yoing y i positive mood because it was a day of
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mourning for many here in the united states as we said good-bye to our 41st president, george h.w. bush. you know, hundreds gathered at the national cathedral today in washington to pay their respects, including all the living presidents and leaders from around the world. president trump was on very good behavior today. [ laughter ] this is interesting. the bush family reportedly had to promise donald trump that no one would say anything mean about him at the funeral to get him to come. for real. [ laughter ] they said no one would criticize in their eulogy, which is too bad, because i bet jeb had some great singers ready to go. [ laughter ] that was not the case at senator john mccain's service where there is there was some anti-trump sentiment. in the spirit of togetherness the bush family respectfully requested anyone speaking at the funeral please avoid the following words and phrases, and i have them here. donnie dumb dumb. grab-ass grandpa.
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putin's peepee pal. melania's mistake. this one is tough. eric's dad? big orange turd. and finally fatty mclittlehand. [ cheers and applause ] those names will now be on display at the bush presidential library in college staying, texas. yesterday trump visited former president george w. bush at blair house, which is the white house guesthouse, just around the corner from the white house. maybe 250 yards away. for whatever reason, donald and melania drove there in a limo with a motorcade. 250 yards. we're about a month away from him riding around the white house on one of those rascal scooters. not only did he drive, basically right across the street, you see him getting out of the car and greeting george w. when he got out of the car, he had -- if we can pan down, he had two tiny limos on his feet.
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[ laughter ] to scoot around once he got out. the distance between the white house and blair house so is short, an eighth of a mile. bring me that map. >> guillermo: give me one second. >> the chihuahua is on the move. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is all of this necessary? >> guillermo: you can never be too careful. >> jimmy: oh, okay. just give me the map. >> guillermo: what map? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: go back to your spot, all right? >> guillermo: let's go, boys. >> the chihuahua is back on the move, the chihuahua is back on the move! >> jimmy: well, okay -- so unfortunately i don't have the map. but you get the idea. it was very, very close. that by the way cost us $28,000.
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this was the scene when the trumps arrived at the national cathedral this rning. you can see donald and medical lawn why were escorted to the front row. and melania shakes hands with president obama, shakes hands with michelle obama. bill clinton gets in there, hi, medic melania. trump has a seat, shakes hands with barack and michelle. the look from michelle is so frosty she may have reversed global warming right there. hillary stares straight ahead like she's on an elevator with a weirdo. [ cheers and applause ] it was really something. like all of america's divorced parents together in the same room for the first time. [ laughter ] that was some row. let's look at this again from another angle, because there really were so many notable people in attendance. the trumps, mike pence, the obamas, prince charles, angela
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merkel was there, you can see chi dick chinany in the background, even c 3 p owe showed up. apparently he and the former president shared a dorm room in college. so what an event. president trump had bigly problems to think about during the service. the special counsel last night released the long-awaited sentencing memo for trump's former national security adviser michael flynn. most of the memo was heavily redacted. you can see. [ laughter ] that's real. that's no joke, that's what they put out. usually when something is that blacked out it's testifying before congress to become a supreme court justice. [ laughter and groans ] [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i like that pattern. with a few slight alterations, this could be the new american flag. [ laughter ] or if you turn it sideways, maybe donald trump's prison. [ cheers and applause ]
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anyway. hey, for those who like to make little characters with their phone, apple, you'll be happy to know, has recently added more than 70 new owe mean gees. a lobster, a skateboard, a llama, to is great, because if you wanted to text a friend to tell her you saw a llama eating lobster on a skateboard, you had to write it all. [ laughter ] there are a number of new food-related emojis, including a bagel. that's the bagel emoji. a salt, a lettuce, which will never be used for lettuce and will exclusively be used to communicate that you need weed. [ laughter ] they added a moon cake emoji, i guess a traditional holiday d dessert in china. stuffed flatbread. you know what food they don't have an emoji for? meatballs. there's no meatball emoji which
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is nut. -- nuts. they have two emojis for nuts. if you make a list of the top 20, at least top 50 food items, meatball would have to be honored, right? yet there are hundreds of food emojis, no meatball. so we got in touch with the people who actually decide this kind of thing. there's an organization, for real, called the unicode emoji subcommittee, a real group that they will decide whether the emoji is approved for consideration or not. and i asked them to help me get the meatball, the emoji it so richly deserves. hi. >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? i'm jimmy. >> thanks for come going? thanks for having me. >> sit down. >> jimmy: okay, i will. thank you very much for seeing me. i'm here for a very important reason i'm here to help. >> thank you. what is it that you do?
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explain your position and job to me. >> i'm one of the vice chairs of the uni code emoji subcommittee, i'm also a cofounder of emoji nation whose motto is, "moenlg gee by the people, for the people." wee try to make inclusive and representative emoji. >> jimmy: what shape is the world? >> it's round. globe. >> jimmy: can you think of other things that are round and wonderful? >> you mean a lot of balls, a lot of sports? >> jimmy: balls are great. what are some of the best things to eat? >> from my opinion? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, i grew up chinese-american. >> jimmy: me, too. same here. [ laughter ] general tso's chicken. >> jimmy: what's that made out of? chicken? it's chicken. >> jimmy: just the chicken, what is that made out of? >> chickenness. >> jimmy: meat. >> meat, it is true, yeah, meat. >> jimmy: you are right off the bat, you've said you like balls. >> i like balls. well, i mean --
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>> jimmy: and you like meat. >> i do like meat. i think you like balls. [ laughter ] i'm okay with balls. i am probably more into like tetrahedrons. there are other shapes more interesting to me. >> jimmy: imagine if we lived on a tetrahedron, it would be a disaster. >> i definitely appreciate the sphere. >> jimmy: i'm here to ask you to consider the meatball emoji. >> okay. >> jimmy: have you thought about a meatball emoji? >> we have, yeah. >> jimmy: and you -- they said no? >> they didn't say no. but recently, we passed a falafel emoji -- >> jimmy: how did falafel make it ahead of meatball? >> i think part of the sense was there are certain regions of the world that are underrepresented. >> jimmy: but they all have meatballs. >> i don't know that too be the case. >> jimmy: oh, well, luckily i do. in china, the meatball is called won si. in grease, keptetes.
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in mexico, albandigas. >> yeah, that sounds right. >> jimmy: what is this? this is the new one. >> the falafel. >> jimmy: the falafel? >> those look like meatballs? they look like cancerous polyps to me. [ laughter ] >> no. i mean, i feel like they look like falafel. >> jimmy: if you give me a meatball that looks like this, send it back, because this meatball has acne. >> yeah, no -- we weren't through like -- i mean, like eight different designs. >> jimmy: i put together a power point presentation. >> okay, that sounds good. >> jimmy: okay. the meatball emoji. what is a meatball? meat -- in a shape -- of a ba. we've done some market research on this. these are people who use emojis. these are people who enjoy meatballs.
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you cross them over. 93% of the people of the world love both emojis and meatballs. . >> including the vegetarians? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh. >> jimmy: usefulness. are any of these existing emojis more useful than a meatball emo emoji? the deejay thing? whatever this is? satellite? >> satellite's actually a pretty good one. but yeah i'm not going to go to the mat to defend it. >> jimmy: third place? [ laughter ] can we get rid of one of those? >> so once the emoji, always the emoji. you can't kick emoji. >> jimmy: oh. spaghetti without meatballs? so if you want to say spaghetti and meatballs, i have to go spaghetti. meat. ball. >> i feel like they would understand. >> jimmy: i have to do three for one meatball? >> it's spaghetti and meatballs.
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you have to go three for spaghetti and meatballs. >> jimmy: how would the vegetarians feel about this? >> they don't have to use it. >> jimmy: exactly. >> that's one of ours, actually. >> jimmy: why is this so important? great question, thank you for asking. some people never tried a meatba meatball. the emoji might encourage them. okay. now i have a story to tell you. this is the story of a young boy who never ate flan. this young boy found the flan emoji and he started eating flan, and guess what? he loved it. that boy grew up to be harry connick jr. [ laughter ] same thing could happen with meatballs and some other kid, you know? >> that's true. >> jimmy: presenting -- the meatball emoji. isn't it glorious? >> um -- i think you have to remove the sauce.
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>> jimmy: we could -- i'm not married to the sauce. but the rest of it seems pretty good? >> it's a brown ball of food. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a brown ball of food. that's exactly right. what more could you ever want in life? >> balls of food which is what the emoji for falafel looks like. >> jimmy: do me a favor. say in as loud a voice as possible, "hey, meatball." >> hey, meatball! aaghhh! oh my god! >> jimmy: i present to you the meatball emoji in human form. what do you think? kind of like kool-aid. >> it kind of looks like the poo emoji, just round. >> jimmy: that's his real body, there's no padding in there at all. what do you think, guillermo? >> guillermo: please make a meatball emoji. i want to be an emoji. >> honestly, i know that you're -- i think you're from mexico. yeahonta on pinata emoji.
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. >> guillermo: meatball first. >> i think pinata is more important than meatball. >> jimmy: no -- >> guillermo: why? >> jimmy: no, no, not unless that pinata is filled with meatballs it isn't. >> guillermo: everybody loves food. >> everyone does love food. >> guillermo: everybody loves meatballs. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate your time. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's an international appeal now. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we sent in all the paperwork and now we wait for the meatball emoji. and perhaps if we get that meatball emoji, my nobel prize, that's right. we've got a great show tonight. music from rita ora. chris and bridey elliott are here. and we'll be right back with jennifer aniston.
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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. tonight, from their new movie "clara's ghost," father/daughter duo, chris elliot and bridey elliott are here. [ cheers and applause ] then, her new album is called "phoenix." rita ora from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show tomorrow night too. tomorrow night, gwen stefani and jimmy tatro will join us for music and conversation too. our first guest tonight is a very talented and beloved american. one day, she will be on our money. until then, she has a new movie about beauty pageants called "dumplin'" that you can see starting friday on netflix. please welcome jennifer aniston. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> hi, hi! >> jimmy: very good to see you. you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i like your hair. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see now, i said you would be liked. >> did you all get money for that? >> jimmy: no, nobody got paid anything for it. i know that probably happens every time you enter a room. >> that would be really disturbing. >> how are you doing? >> i'm wonderful. >> jimmy: i want to say thank you, first of all. i want to get into something that might be a little unpleasant if you don't mind. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: you were very nice to invite me and my wife mollie to your home for friendsgiving. >> yes. >> jimmy: for those that don't know, explain what it is.
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>> it's the thanksgiving but the day before. because i like to sort of have a quieter thanksgiving. i don't want people working on thanksgiving. so it gives them the day off. so i do it the night before. >> jimmy: i look at it this way -- >> you've come for the last couple of years, is this a problem? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there is a problem. i look at it this way. instead of inviting your family over, you're with the people you actually want to be with on friendsgiving, is that correct? >> yes. i see what you're saying, yes. it's actually called fakesgiving. because it's not really thanksgiving, it's the day before. but we'll call it friendsgiving. >> jimmy: i thought it was friendsgiving. >> that's okay. >> jimmy: my problem with this holiday -- >> oh, dear, okay. >> jimmy: which i spoke about on the air the day before. and then my nightmare came true. on thanksgiving, i cook a lot of stuff. >> yes. >> jimmy: the normal turkey, yams. >> yes. >> jimmy: or sweet potatoes. the whole deal. at your event we had all of
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those things. so then i'm making the same thing everyone had the night before. again. so in essence, you've turned my meal into leftovers. [ laughter ] so what i would suggest, if i may be so bold -- >> whoa. we're doing this on national television. >> jimmy: that's right. because i want -- this is not just about us. >> okay. >> jimmy: in fact, this is a microcosm. i want this to go out to the whole world. because the reason we don't have turkey the rest of the year, because it's not that great. [ laughter ] but having it two days in a row is no good. maybe on friendsgiving we could designate another special meal that we have that's not turkey and not all the stuff. >> all the stuffing and -- so you want me to sacrifice my thanksgiving meal -- >> jimmy: no, i don't, because you're still having thanksgiving and the thanksgiving meal. >> on thanksgiving. >> jimmy: on thanksgiving, where god, jesus, and his friends -- >> chose it to actually be. >> jimmy: intended for it to be, that's right. and so --
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>> this sounds like a very grateful human being. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i mean, for all your many thanks for being so happy, listen, i'll make a deal. if we do this, we talk about your children not using my backyard as a bathroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well. that did happen. >> that did. that did happen. and you know what? a year went by and i didn't know it. >> jimmy: you didn't know about that? >> no. mollie and kelly decided to confess. >> jimmy: my wife and sister-in-law. >> yes, your wife and sister-in-law, kelly, decided to make this confession to me about a year later. we were at the same -- i think memorial day or something. >> jimmy: right. >> and they said, we have to tell you something that happened. and they said last year, since jane was a lot younger, she took a -- >> jimmy: she's 23. [ laughter ] >> she took -- she went to the -- she took a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: she did. >> and so they basically -- >> jimmy: right on the lawn. right next to the pool. >> right next to the beautiful pool. and then mollie bartender mike, do you have a doggy bag for poop? mike said, i'll get it, don't worry, meaning, i'll take care of it. they're, no, no, no, just give us the doggy bag. >> jimmy: mike's a good man. >> then they asked for three bags. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, well -- >> she's healthy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know why that happened? >> why? >> jimmy: she was so full of turkey. [ laughter ] from all this turkey throughout the year. got no choice. >> i know. you have a real beef with this turkey. okay. i think we'll discuss this. >> jimmy: let's discuss it. >> your turkey's pretty good, my turkey's pretty good. >> jimmy: they're both good. >> yours are smoked which i
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love. >> jimmy: yes. >> we'll talk about it. >> meatballs would be a nice item to have? maybe? >> italian flair? >> jimmy: italian, mexican -- >> would you want to cook it? >> jimmy: you love mexican good. graciasgiving could be a nice thing. amigosgiving. whatever you want to call it. >> i like that. >> jimmy: i think -- especially forget me, if you start doing it, everyone will follow suit. just like with your haircuts. everybody gets the same hair. [ laughter ] do you understand what i'm saying? >> i see your point, i see where you're going. >> jimmy: we'll talk about your new film. we're going to show a clip where you put my wife in your movie. >> i didn't put her in. she rightfully got the job. >> jimmy: we will see the interaction between jennifer aniston and my wife mollie. the movie is "dumpling." we'll be right back. 'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the wells fargo holiday food bank. give what you can at any of our branches or visit bank.
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oh, miss sweetw at you. you haven't aged a minute. >> thank you so much for making the trip. >> oh, please, i would have drive an million miles to support those girls. >> this must be your daughter. >> that's ellen, my daughter's
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best friend. this is my daughter, willadean. >> wow, okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is jennifer aniston and molly mac theory in "dumpling." >> molly, she looked so perfect. >> jimmy: she had a lot of tun. a lot of spray tanner on. >> so much spray tan in that movie, it's unbelievable. >> jimmy: she had a great time. when you shot that in atlanta -- >> shot it in atlanta, yeah, where everything seems to be shot. >> jimmy: then when she went to atlanta, guess who was home alone with the children? with the kids? would be me, yeah. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: me alone. so i have one request. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: another request. >> what? >> jimmy: if you should ever put molly in another movie, put the kids in the movie too. [ laughter ] >> oh, okay, i see. i see your point. >> jimmy: that way i'm home by the weekend for myself. >> a little weekend alone. >> jimmy: exactly. this movie is set in the world of beauty pageants, which is one of the great worlds. >> yes. a mind world, yes. >> jimmy: the moms are unbelievable in this world. you play one of the moms. >> i play one of the mothers.
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they run the pageant. i'm a retired beauty queen winner. i guess 1992. and yeah, it's a movie about, you know, learning to love yourself and girlfriends and a love story, many love stories. a love story with dolly parton, a love story between a mom and daughter, between friends. mainly, at the end, it's a love story about willadean learning to love herself. and redefining what beauty is. >> jimmy: willadean loves dolly parton, loves her. >> jimmy: and dolly parton is someone you love as well. >> love dolly. >> jimmy: is that a coincidence, what drew you to this? or something you intended? >> book, "dumpling," was written by julie murphy. dolly is basically like another character in the movie, because they are so in love with her. if dolly hadn't agreed to do the music or we wouldn't have said to her, we'd love to have some of your music in this film and
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she immediately said yes, which is incredible. she was only supposed to rewrite one song, she wrote six. the movie wouldn't have been made if she said no. >> jimmy: did you know dolly? >> i met dolly one time. seven years ago. at the tower bar. and i sent her and her friend that she was sitting with a glass of champagne, which is -- i went up and met her that night because i've loved her since i was little. hang into hairbrushes singing to dolly parton. i told her i named my dog after her. dolly. >> jimmy: how'd she react to the dog? [ laughter ] people sometimes hare my wife molly has a lot of dogs, not named after her, but she shares the name, and she doesn't love it. >> it's so funny you say that. yesterday dolly and i were doing press and somehow that came up. >> jimmy: dolly the dog or the person? [ laughter ] >> dolly the person. dolly parton, the person. she said -- it came out that she was like, i know when she said, i named my dog dolly after you,
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i didn't know how i felt about that. oh god, i've insulted her. then the interviewer said, would you, dolly, get a dog and name it jennifer? and i said, well, that's so not a dog name. [ laughter ] and i've never met a dog named jennifer. >> jimmy: you had a dog named jennifer, you'd have to be really hip or really out of it. >> yeah. just weird. >> jimmy: yeah yeah. >> then -- yeah. i guess i slightly offended her. then i realized, telling someone you named your dog after them -- >> jimmy: i don't think it's insulting. >> i think it's cute. she's so cute. >> jimmy: you love the dog. it's not like we think of dogs like they do in the middle east or something. >> it's not a sloth. >> jimmy: even a sloth -- >> they're cute too. >> jimmy: i feel like we've covered a lot of ground. >> i think we've cleared up a lot. >> jimmy: you have 10, 11 months to think about our conversation. >> wow. >> jimmy: and to really embrace the meatball as the new -- >> i'm not opposed to it. >> jimmy: i have one other surprise for you.
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>> oh, geez. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be funnier if i forget the surprise? let's show what the surprise was. oh, jennifer, i'll surprise you. dolly parton is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] there she is. isn't that beautiful? "dumpling" premieres friday on netflix. wow, i love it when we can bring major celebrities together. >> wow. >> jimmy: thank you, jennifer aniston. ♪ ♪
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connecting people... ...uniting the world. ♪♪ >> jimmy: still to come, music from rita ora. our next guest is one of the funniest people in the world, who is also part of one of the funniest families in the world, many of whom can be seen in the new movie "clara's ghost." >> oh, hi, joe. >> how are you doing? >> oh -- joe did our landscaping all summer. >> are you crying? >> no, i'm fine. ♪ i don't know but i've been
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told eskimo [ bleep ] is mighty cold ♪ how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> you okay? good. >> you shouldn't sing that in front of guests. >> jimmy: no, you shouldn't. "clara's ghost" opens in theaters december 6th and on vod and digital december 7th. please welcome chris elliott and his daughter bridey elliott. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i'm just the fat-ass sidekick who plugs budweiser, i guess. >> jimmy: you don't have to plug any budweiser tonight, that's fine. >> i am far over here.
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terrific. you guys, go ahead, have fun. >> jimmy: how are you guys? how are you doing? everything all right? >> great. >> everything's great, thank you for having us. >> jimmy: you are in real life father/daughter. >> yes. >> jimmy: we won't say which is which. you directed -- you've directed and written and costarred in a movie starring your whole family, bridey. >> yes. >> jimmy: was that a good experience? was that positive? >> it was good. it was really cathartic. >> jimmy: i was thinking about that watching it. was your dad your first choice to play your dad in the movie? >> no. >> oh, that's nice. >> i really wanted paul giama i giamatti. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really. >> he's funny but he can do drama, "sideways." >> jimmy: he's really great, yeah. >> uh-huh. >> he'd an really good dad too, you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: chris was your second choice? >> well, i think there was daniel stern.
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>> well, for the longest time i thought my father was the other burglar in "home alone." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not? [ applause ] >> i found that out as an adult. that was a recent discovery. >> jimmy: yeah, you're the young els in the family. it's not just your family. you are the 81est, your sister abby is older, your mom and dad. what is that like? >> yeah, my sister and my mother were great. to work with. you know. i watched them grow each day. evolve as actors. it was really, really wonderful. >> well, we have -- i have my own method, as jimmy knows, when i act. >> jimmy: what is your method? >> i don't read the script. [ laughter ] which bridey had a little problem with. >> we found that out. found that out. >> no, she was great. she was -- i mean, it was a strange experience to be shooting in our house. we lived in a giant gothic victorian house which, believe
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it or not, belonged to a woman who you will know, who used to come on "the tonight show" and on "david letterman" with her nut collection. >> jimmy: the nut lady. this is the nut lady. >> there she is. >> jimmy: she had nuts that resembled people. >> elizabeth tashian. and we actually bought that house. the house kind of inspired you, i think. because of that. >> yeah. it's a really beautiful gothic victorian. my parents have always set dressed our homes to look like haunted houses. i was terrified growing up. >> we wanted our kids to be frightened. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, and that is the through-line of the movie is that there is a ghost. >> a ghost haunting my mother, who's the only nonperformer, and her drunk, self absorbed family doesn't realize what's happening. >> jimmy: is the drunkenness autobiographical? >> oh, yeah. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it is. >> certainly is with me. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: did you bring your -- >> in honor of the nut lady, bridey and i to help plug -- >> i didn't have anything to do with this. [ laughter ] >> to help plug "clara's ghost," we brought our own little nut collection. nuts that we found all around the world. some look like people. some look like other things. honey, put the nut rug down on the desk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> i really don't want to do this. >> jimmy: you're not drunk? >> no, no. this is called a cashew. >> jimmy: oh. yes, i've seen those on the plane. >> can you hold it up? who do you think that looks like? i think we might have a split screen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> am i right? >> jimmy: i do see it. hold on. >> look at that, yeah. >> jimmy: there you go. >> there it is. that's great. >> jimmy: nicholas cage, wow. >> and then this, now this doesn't look like a celebrity. excuse me, honey, i'm going to come over here. [ laughter ]
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this is an almond that looks like a pecan. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] it looks just like one. >> isn't that amazing? >> jimmy: that's incredible. that is really remarkable. >> and this is -- yeah, i don't know. this is one that -- it's kind of big. this is a big hazelnut. >> jimmy: that is a big nut, yeah. >> i'll just put this here. i don't know -- i'll turn it this way. >> jimmy: uh-huh. i see, uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> who do we think this looks like? >> jimmy: oh, come on now. [ applause ] i can see that you're enjoying this. bridey, do you feel like this is helping to promote the movie that you worked so hard on? >> no, i don't think so. >> jimmy: no, i don't either. i think it's actually a distraction in a way. >>yeim p nut rug
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over here. >> go see "clara's ghost." >> jimmy: real quickly, your dad -- you're probably excited about this as well -- you're a celebrity spokesman. >> i am, a spokesman for a product that's actually helping quite a bit. and you folks have probably seen me. >> jimmy: the commercials, i have seen the commercials. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> do you want to show it? >> jimmy: not really. >> i think it will help "clara's ghost." >> jimmy: you do? >> sure, why not? >> jimmy: okay. well, you know, let's give it a chance, we'll take a look here at chris' new commercial. >> i'm not a smoker. never was. too afraid of fire. but when i saw ray liotta talk about chantix, i was intrigued. so i started smoking. [ laughter ] i smoked a lot. at home. in restaurants. in the toilet. on playgrounds. and then i quit. the ray liotta way.
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with chantix. wig me! >> chantix isn't for everyone, especially people who don't smoke. don't use chantix if you don't need to, it's a powerful prescription medication. some people have changes in behavior or thinking. aggression, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, or suicidal thoughts or actions with chantix. tell your health care provider if you've had depression or other mental health problems. >> i started smoking and then i quit smoking. with chantix. if it's good enough for liotta, it's good enough for me. >> we're ready for you on set now, chris. >> karen, how many times do i have to tell you it's ray, not chris! get me some more chantix, karen! now! how can you do this to me, karen? karen, get me more chantix! come on! now! >> chantix.
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along with support to help you quit smoking. >> anyway, what i was saying is, chantix. it help me quit. it can help you quit too. ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! hee hee hee! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: terrific. you must be very proud. >> i think when people see that, they'll think "clara's ghost." >> jimmy: yeah. >> perfect. >> jimmy: you must be almost as proud of your daughter as you are -- >> i am. i do want to just waste a little more time here. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> as many of you know, it's almost the 40th anniversary of "cabin boy." >> jimmy: no, no -- >> it's out now -- >> 40 years? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah i think it's about 25, probably. but yeah, right. it's blu-ray. >> bluetooth. >> jimmy: is it? bluetooth? >> it's bluetooth, jimmy.
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bluetoo bluetooth. >> jimmy: sounds like things are really going -- >> this is what the movie's about. >> jimmy: "clara's ghost" is the movie. bridey elliott is the director. chris elliott plays the dad. go see it. it opens in theaters december 6th, vod and digital december 7th. chris and bridey. be right back with rita ora! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to jennifer aniston, chris and bridey elliott. apologies to matt dimon. "nightline" is next, but first this is her album "phoenix." here with the song "let you love me," rita ora. ♪ ♪ i should've stayed with you last night instead of going out to find trouble ♪ ♪ that's just trouble umm ♪ ♪ i think i run away sometimes whenever i get too vulnerable
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that's not your fault yeah ♪ ♪ see i wanna stay the whole night i wanna lay with you till the sun's up ♪ ♪ i wanna let you inside oh heaven knows i've tried ♪ ♪ i wish that i could i let you love wish that i could let you love me ♪ ♪ i wish that i could i let you love wish that i could let you love me ♪ ♪ say what's the matter what's the matter with me what's the matter with me oh i wish that i could ♪ ♪ i let you love wish that i could let you love me now ♪ ♪ oh oh i wish i wish i wish i wish i ♪ ♪ oh oh i wish i wish i wish i wish i ♪ ♪ and every time it gets too real and every time i feel like sabotaging ♪ ♪ i start running again
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and every time i push away i really wanna say that i'm sorry yeah ♪ ♪ but i say nothing yeah see i wanna stay the whole night i wanna lay with you ♪ ♪ till the sun's up i wanna let you inside oh heaven knows i've tried ♪ ♪ i wish that i could i let you love wish that i could let you love me ♪ ♪ i wish that i could let you love wish that i could let you love me ♪ ♪ say what's the matter what's the matter with me what's the matter with me ♪ ♪ oh i wish that i could i let you love wish that i could let you love me ♪ ♪ now oh oh i wish i wish i wish i wish i ♪ ♪ oh oh i wish i wish i wish i wish i ♪ ♪ i wanna stay with you till the morning i wanna lay with you through the sunrise ♪ ♪ i wanna show you that you're my only i wanna lay with you
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till the sun's up ♪ ♪ i wanna stay with you till the morning i wanna lay with you through the sunrise ♪ ♪ through the sunrise oh heaven knows i've tried ♪ ♪ i wish that i could i let you love wish that i could let you love me ♪ ♪ i wish that i could i let you love wish that i could let you love me ♪ ♪ say what's the matter what's the matter with me what's the matter with me ♪ ♪ oh i wish that i could i let you love i wish that i could i let you love me ♪ ♪ say what's the matter what's the matter with me what's the matter with me ♪ ♪ oh i wish that i could i let you love wish that i could let you love me ♪ ♪ now oh oh i wish i wish i wish i wish i ♪ ♪ oh oh i wish i wish i wish i wish i ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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through our tears let us know the bookletings of knowing and love, youa gre, a great man. the best father a son or daughter could have. >> from one son to a father, one president to another -- >> a diplomat of unmatched skill. a commander in chief of formidable accomplishment. a gentleman who executed the duties of his office with dignity and honor. >> our 41st president honored today in washington by friends, family, all five living presidents together in tribute. our talks through the years with a president to be -- >> by the time this interview is aired, you will be president of the united states. >>


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