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jimmy kimmel live tonight emilia clarke. >> enjoy and happy mother's day. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- from "game of thrones," emilia clarke, dennis quaid, snoop dogg and music from p!nk, and now, most of all, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. very kind. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. [cheers and applause] i'm glad i didn't have to subpoena anyone to get you here. it's very nice. i welcome you.
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i will, i'm going to bring you up to date on what a day it was in washington, yet another long day of testimony in the united states senate as president trump's attorney general, william barr appeared before the judiciary committee to explain the way he handled the mueller report. it's rare you get to see a fat man tap dance for five hours straight, but we did. bill barr, as you know, put a very positive spin on the mueller report before anyone ever saw it, as a matter of fact still no one outside of the attorney general's office and probably the white house has seen the full report. and yet there everyone was asking him questions about it. republicans in the senate were very defensive. they did everything they could to change the subject from obstruction. they were like, what did you think of "game of thrones" the other night? democrats are mad. they believe it is a coverup of the coverup, and that the attorney general is more interested in obeying his boss
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than obeying the law. multiple democrats called for barr to resign. multiple republicans feigned outrage when they did it. i think it sums it up. the republicans say the mueller report isn't what the democrats hoped it would be and they want to do it all over again. and the democrats say it was exactly what they thought it was and why is the attorney general saying it isn't. and that seems to be robert mueller's stance, too. mueller sent a wolverine, bill barr pulled it out and said look at this bunny, isn't it cute? robert mueller wrote a letter to bill barr to express his opinion. he wrote the summary letter the department sent to congress and released to the public on the afternoon of march 24th did not fully capture the nature, content and substance of this office's work. there is now confusion about the
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aspects of our investigation. it threatens to undermine the essential purpose for which the department appointed special counsel. to assure full public confidence in the outcome of the investigation. it's now expected that mueller will testify, but only in the house, not in the senate. the chairman of the senate judiciary committee, lindsey graham, who appears to be running for first lady, lately, he said no way. it's over, that's enough. i will not ask barr to testify. however, in senator graham's defense, he did make the most reasonable and coherent statement of the day today. >> trump is a [ bleep ] idiot. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that came out of nowhere. he was quoting the fbi lover peter strzok there, but he did apologize later to any kids who were watching. the kids are off the playground and gathered around c-span for the hearings today. this is also an interesting issue. senator graham went on another
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detour to ask bill barr on his thoughts on how former fbi director jim comey handled the hillary clinton e-mail investigation. >> did you have a problem with the way comey handled the clinton e-mail situation? >> yes, i said so at the time. >> jimmy: that's interesting, because back in october 2016 guess who wrote an op ed, it was william barr. this is bill barr, a different guy. the other allegation is that he stole a pair of glasses from the kid in the movie "a christmas story." the overall message the attorney general was trying to send is that trump was the victim. which is an assessment, i'm guessing, robert mueller will disagree with. i look forward to hearing robert mueller speak. we've been talking about this guy for almost two years now. we still have no idea what his voice sounds like.
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does he have an accent? does he have a lisp? maybe he talks like bobcat goldwait, we don't know. the president's approval rating is at its highest rate in two years. that's according to cnn, which unfortunately for trump is fake news. it's now at 43%, his highest rating yet, even though it's not that,'s like getting a d plus in algebra and taping it to the refrigerator. the president went on an unprecedented tear on twitter this morning. he fired off retweets at 6:00 in the morning because the international association of firefighters announced they're endorsing joe biden for president. and that upset him. he said i've done more for firefighters than this dues-sucking union will ever do. he started retweeting everyone who, i'm going to guess he doesn't vet any of the accounts
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he retweets, because for instance, kimbrell. this account is 55 followers. her bio says my love of animals. her profile picture, as you can see, is a door knocker. trump spent hours today watching tv, tweeting and retweeting. that's not a president. that's a teenager on summer vacation. this one is my favorite. he got trolled pretty good here. someone wrote my husband's a new york city firefighter for 15 years. he'll be voting trump 2020 all the way. i guess trump didn't notice the name, which is, as you see, f donald trump. so then the woman [ applause ] behind the account was quite delighted. she wrote, for the record, this account is neither a bot or a hack. every single tweet has been legitimate. i'm the type of committed idiot who thought the president was dumb enough to retweet any praise in response to him. and she was right.
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you know, that's american ingenuity right there, and the reason the president retweets without vetting the accounts he's retweeting first -- >> trump is a [ bleep ] idiot. >> jimmy: thank you, senator graham. [ applause ] i have a feeling we're going to be using that clip a lot. as the president often reminds us, there's so much fake news out there, from time to time we like to take a moment to shine the light on good stuff. congratulations are in order for chaus thompson, the fox 23 team in tulsa who are our recipient for excellence in reporting. >> we have a look at i-44 across town. >> i'm still seeing brake lights as you merge from the casino. highway [ belch ] >> 6:5 2 is the time.
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>> jimmy: is it that late already? this has been a rough week for apple, the company, not the fruit. the fruit's fine. the apple corporation is feeling a little bit blue lately, because iphone sales are down 17% from last year. turns out people really like the headphone jacks. and they don't have them anymore. according to tim cook, the problem is, their phones just aren't breaking every two and a half years like they're supposed to. isn't it possible, and i wonder if this occurred to anyone over at apple. is it possible the reason iphone sales are down is because we all have a phone already? it's got to be it, right? instagram is testing out a new thing. starting later this week, instagram is going to start hiding the "like" and the "view" clouds from some viewers. in case someone gets mad they'd rather it be canadian mad than american mad. according to instagram, the idea is to create a less-pressurized
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environment where people feel more comfortable expressing themselves. but people love likes. there are online services. you can buy likes on instagram. which, if you are doing that, you might as well start charging yourself to masturbate. it's the same thing. facebook has a new thing, too. facebook yesterday unveiled a thing. secret crush was unveiled. if you have a secret crush on one of your friends, can you do it on up to nine friends, if one of your friends has a secret crush on you, it will match you up. and you'll both get a notification that you like each other. facebook just invented middle school. and with any luck you'll be poking each other in know time. in my day, when you had a secret crush on a friend you didn't tell facebook. you waited for the right moment. you kept waiting and eventually, they got engaged to someone else and moved to arizona. we have a very strong show
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tonight. we have music from pink tonight. not only is pink with us, dennis quaid is sitting in with the cletones. [cheers and applause] dennis has a new album. and from game of thrones. and emilia has promised to tell us absolutely nothing about the show. she will not give us any details. but we know she is still gunning for the iron throne. it is one of the most iconic set pieces in the history of television. it doesn't matter who you are. if you are sitting in the iron throne, you're like phil collins in 1985. so we did something fun around that. "game of thrones" was kind enough to lend us the iron throne. and we set up on the front steps
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of our theater. and we have some people walking around, and gave them a chance to sit in it and share the most menacing thing they've ever done. ♪ >> i once shoplifted a sweater, but then i felt super bad, so i returned it. >> they were handing out donuts at work, nobody offered me doughnut, so i went back to where they were on the table and spit in the doughnut box. >> there was a person where i used to work at, he was a very bad person. and he used to put his potato chip bags at about crotch level inside of a toolbox. and so one day i put my penis instead his potato chip bag and told everybody in the shot that i had done that, and the laugh was on him. >> i got so hangry once that i punched my car and made a huge
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dent in the side of the, the side of it. uh. >> i used to get detention on purpose, just to steal triple beam scales from science class, go back to the neighborhood and sell them, come back, $400, $500. i was trying to get detention every other day. >> i never wear sunscreen. >> one time i knocked out my brother's tooth and he cried. >> i stole a pack of gum. >> i [ bleep ]ed my friend's dad. >> i got drunk on vacation in front of my grandchildren and started singing and dancing "who let the dogs out." ♪ who let the dogs out, uh, uh ♪ who let the dogs out, uh, uh ♪ who let the dogs out, uh, uh [cheers and applause]
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>> jimmy: shame, shame, shame. all right, well, hey, speaking of dogs, it's time for the educational portion of our show. i have teamed up with snoop dogg, the hip-hop performer for an award winning program. it has been on a hiatus because i think snoop forgot we doing it. but we back with a new edition of plezzanet earth. >> let's check out some more footage. we were seeing if we can find some on dry land. looks like we're in india right here, yeah, that's india where the monkey's at. i been there before. these monkeys is crazy, they got blp ] to. thitis cle whole wh they got houses and everything, look. just taking [ bleep ] and leaving. get some of the bananas, some sunflower sides.
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[ bleep ] grapes. hmm. potato chips [ bleep ] barbecue. give me your juice, too. i need all of that [ bleep ]. shut up, punk, what's in the bag? hmm, nuts, lettuce, leaves, flowers, [ bleep ]. hmm, pizza, [ bleep ]. i'm trying to eat some, bring them chips up here. mm, lord have mercy, we're having a cookout, potluck, bring your own bag, baby, monkey town. i'm monkeyin' around in monkey town. >> jimmy: thank you, snoop. and thanks to the monkeys, too. >> jimmy: tonight on the show -- music from p!nk, dennis quaid is with the cletones, and we'll be right back with daenerys targaryen, emilia clarke. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i'm good man ♪ but i'm bad man ♪ i'm a good man
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will the creators of "game of thrones" david benioff and d.b. weiss. our first guest plays the dragon-riding, fire bathing, nephew-loving queen daenerys of the house targaryen on the great show "game of thrones." there are only three episodes left, sunday nights on hbo. please say hello to emilia clarke. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: very good to see you. [cheers and applause] you. i know this is dumb, but i've been watching the show and thinking about it a lot lately. >> okay. >> jimmy: i had the urge to kneel or something when you came
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out. >> that's okay, we can do it again. >> jimmy: the next segment i'll kneel for you. do you get that from people? >> no. no. you would think. they see me, and they're like what's up? >> jimmy: i saw you from afar on sunday night, because they had a screening. >> yes. >> jimmy: in the movie theater. >> i was shaking and crying. >> jimmy: i didn't see the shaking and crying. i saw when you came out and introduced the director. >> oh, yes, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: and then the episode, you were shaking and crying. >> i was shaking and crying for their introduction. >> jimmy: i think that's a good sign when the actor who was in. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the show is shaking and crying. >> no, it was nuts. i mean, because being in it, what you saw was really what it was like shooting it. so you saw blood and mud and angry, screaming people and backstage there was blood and mud.
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>> jimmy: it was harrowing. >> and asleep people. >> jimmy: the director said it was 55 nights of shooting? >> yeah. >> jimmy: 55 for one episode. >> one crew, no loads of crew. it was amazing we didn't actually kill anyone. it was extraordinary. >> jimmy: when they say 55 nights, does that mean you guys were up all night shooting? >> all night shooting. so the crew would stay even on the weekends, the weekends, sunday, on night hours the entire way through. >> jimmy: did you stay on night hours the whole way on? >> i was only in a little bit. and a lot of it i was up in the air in my aircraft. so i got to save. >> jimmy: when you are on the dragon, and those aren't real dragons, right? >> no. so much easier if they were. >> jimmy: you were up in the air? >> yeah, i'm up in the air. so i'm in a big warehouse, and it's like on a huge contraption that there's someone controlling. everyone knows what this means, right? there's someone controlling it. >> jimmy: do you trust that person? >> well, it sometimes kind of
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goes wrong. and it haywires, and that's when i feel unsafe, i'm going to die. >> jimmy: you really have to make a point of being friendly to that person. >> definitely, she didn't say hi to me this morning. >> jimmy: and now john snow is riding your dragons. >> i know. i feel weird about it, i'm not going to lie. he was like, you think you're good at this. and i'm girl, i'm amazing at this. >> jimmy: did you have to teach him to do it? >> he was kind of, you know, arrogant about it, i can do this. and that's when i learned that men riding dragons is like a whole other thing than a lady who rides a dragon. >> jimmy: oh, right. because of the human testicles. >> exactly. you can say that word. i'm just not gonna. >> jimmy: of course, it's medical. >> he looked really pained. >> jimmy: oh, really? yeah. >> so yeah, yeah. and i sat, yeah, i was letting the girl doing the joysticks to
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know, whenever she needed to mess with him. >> jimmy: should be differently named for this endeavor. your brother works on the show. >> he does. >> jimmy: what does he do? >> he's in the camera department, which is brilliant. he was doing the nights. so i really got to see what was going down in someone's mind. >> jimmy: that's nice to have, especially to have your family there on the set when you're working that much as well. >> yeah, it's really nice. >> jimmy: was he there during the love scene that you had with john snow? >> yes, and there's some days where he's like, i'll swing by. and i'm like, no, it's good. i'm good. you can stay there. he's like i just want to say hi. >> jimmy: who do you think would be more embarrassed, you or him? that situation? >> definitely him. >> jimmy: now that the show's almost over, and i hate saying it, because it's sad, and it's something i look forward to
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every week. >> thanks. >> jimmy: but do you feel that you're getting an emotional response from family, friends? whatever? >> my friends don't watch the show. >> jimmy: oh, they don't? >> they legitimately do not watch the show. so oh, yeah, you with the iguanas, or you're riding something, i get nothing. maybe some of my friends are like, oh, no, i did watch it. the first episode of the first season does not count. >> jimmy: do you want your friends to stay out of it? or it just so happens? >> in the beginning, i thought it was cool, yeah, that's great. now i'm going to admit it live on television, it sucks. i'm like, guys! i schlep myself to sheffields. you have to be a subscriber in england. >> jimmy: it's like $8 a month or something. >> i'm not worth it, i know.
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>> jimmy: 55 night shoots, you'd think someone would turn on the [ bleep ] damn television. >> and i think my mom just watches my bits. >> jimmy: oh, really? wow. >> i know, it's adorable. so how people react to it everywhere else, it's like, oh, people really watch the show. >> jimmy: desperately craving some kind of response from this. >> like after this, they'll be like, we watched it. >> jimmy: you can make new friends at comic-con or something like that. >> that's, you want to be a friend? >> jimmy: here's an idea. [cheers and applause] >> thank you. >> jimmy: we're going to write everyone's name down, put them in a ping-pong ball hopper and pick somebody to be your new friend. >> yay! >> jimmy: emilia clarke is here. she's on game of thrones.
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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. dennis quaid is with us, and emilia clarke is with us. you're doing something pretty great. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have your charity. >> my charity which is for a brain injury, and it's brilliant and amazing. and i've done this very silly campaign. >> jimmy: what is the campaign, and what will people win if they win? >> if they win, they get to watch the final episode of "game of thrones", ever, ever, ever, with me in london for a screening. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: have you thought it through, though? what if the people never stop talking through the episode? will you have it at your house? where are you going to watch this? >> no, there's like a proper screening room.
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it's like a whole situation. >> jimmy: there will be other people there. >> there will be other people there. >> jimmy: you will not be left alone with these people. >> no, but if they talk, you know, maybe i will have to calisia a little bit. >> jimmy: you did something fun to promote it. >> yes. this is me age 2 years old, essentially. it's like a baby running around times square. >> jimmy: normally, a beard would not make someone look younger, but it actually did. so you went out into times square dressed as john snow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was the reaction when people saw you out there? >> they didn't care. they literally didn't care. they're like oh, my god. no, anyone? oh, it's a freak dressed as john snow. that's me. >> jimmy: that's because i think you're in hollywood, people dress as the characters. they thought you wanted money. >> the camera crew, people looked at. but me, they didn't.
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they were just like, whatever. >> jimmy: nobody noticed you there? >> hardly at all. i started doing rain dances throughout times square they'll be like, that girl's crazy. >> jimmy: you met a lot of people who enjoyed the show and they're famous people. has there been someone who excited you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who is that person? >> beyonce. >> jimmy: i've heard of her, yes. she's the singer. >> yeah, it was the oscars after party. how much of an idiot did i just sound? and she voluntarily came up to me, like came up to me, like open face, i'm, i want to talk to this girl, i want to talk to me, and i was kind of like, who's behind me? oh, my god. and i just messed it up. she was clearly a fan and i ruined it. >> jimmy: how did you ruin it? >> i was just like -- i think i started crying. exactly that noise came out of my mouth. she's like, i thought you would be cool, you're not cool. bye.
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>> jimmy: beyonce is probably the closest thing we have to a calisi here in the world. so that did not go well. >> not at all. >> jimmy: did you meet jay z? >> he's like 'sup? >> jimmy: do you want another shot? or do you feel like it's blown and that's that? >> i could do another shot. i would control myself. >> jimmy: do you like beyonce? >> i love her. i absolutely love her. >> jimmy: you got really serious all of a sudden. >> i really am serious. it breaks my heart how much i missed it up. >> jimmy: have you seen her netflix special? >> i'm, i'm, i'm, i haven't watched it yet. i haven't watched it yet, no, but seriously, i've been doing lots of press. >> jimmy: you've been very busy. there's a wax figure, which i guess is supposed to be you at a wax museum in dublin.
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>> here's the funny thing. if anyone wants to know what my brother actually looks like, it's that. >> jimmy: he does? >> i mean, him with mascara and a wig. that's my brother, i mean, legitimately, it's frightening. >> jimmy: yeah, maybe you want to get a do over on that one, because it does not look like you. >> no, and also there's a doll that i once had to sign. someone gave me a doll to sign, and i was like, wow, why, why am i signing a boy? if people make a calisi figurine, it always looks on the masculine side. >> jimmy: i guess the lesson is, don't even try to replicate the calisi. there's only one calisi, and that's it. [cheers and applause] i like that bring it back to a learning type situation. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry the show is almost over, but i'm so excited to see the next three episodes. >> which is mental. >> jimmy: what happened?
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>> episode five is, i mean, four and five, they're all insane. >> jimmy: four is this sunday. five is where something crazy happens? really? >> find the biggest tv you can. >> jimmy: oh, really? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's great advice in general. >> jimmy: emilia clarke everybody, we'll be right back with dennis quaid. ♪ ♪ you be my gal ♪ ♪ feels so good ♪ better than my birthday ♪ feels so good ♪ higher than a jet plane ♪ feels so good ♪ swish up on that fadeaway ♪ feels so good ♪ even got my own parade ♪ come on ♪ what a feeling get your game on with same day delivery order pickup and drive up. target run and done.
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starburst. it's no ordinary day at denny's it's crepe day. a family tradition we started about twenty-two minutes ago. and from the looks of it, this tradition is going to last awhile. denny's has new crepes! see you at denny's. alright,yeah!excited? waaahoo... well... that was fun, right? it's time to get more. lower fares. better service. sweeter rewards. alaska airlines. ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everyone's having fun. you know our next guest from
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playing with the cletones just about five minutes ago, and from a lot of movies too. his new thriller "the intruder" opens in theaters friday. please welcome dennis quaid. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, you guys sound fantastic. >> i'm a cletones now. >> jimmy: who's your buddy here? >> jamie james. >> jimmy: a hell of a guitar player. >> yeah, no kidding. >> jimmy: how long have you guys been together? >> 20 years. the rest of the sharks. we're calledpeinre going to dairy queen or not. >> jimmy: the sharks, that's a good one to get. >> i think the beach boys may
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have tried it on but decided on beach boys instead of going into the water with the sharks. my son is 27 years old now. he was 9 years old when we formed the sharks. we were trying to figure out a name, and he said sharks! it just happened to be shark week that night. i'm glad it wasn't dinosaur week. >> jimmy: could have been pokemon. >> pikachu! >> jimmy: who's the weirdest guy in the band? >> that would have to be ken. >> jimmy: why is ken weird? >> he's very sentimental. over spilled milk, he will cry. everything makes him emotional. we drive around, do gigs. >> jimmy: and ken cries? >> he does. but it's a good cry. >> jimmy: how often would you say ken cries? realistically? >> i would say at least once a day.
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every time he says -- >> jimmy: well, that's too much. >> every time he says good-bye or hello. >> jimmy: is ken lonely? >> he is so sweet. he is not lonely. he is a virtuoso piano player. he was with roger miller for like ten years. he's incredible. >> jimmy: please give him my best. >> it will probably make him cry. i can't believe you mentioned me on tv. >> jimmy: what kind of music do you listen to? >> good music. i like all kinds of music. >> jimmy: do you listen to current music? >> yeah, like lil' wayne. >> jimmy: lil' wayne? >> i think he's the bob dylan of our time. he's a poet. and he's always spouting. >> jimmy: are you joking? >> no, i'm not joking. >> jimmy: really? have you thought about covering lil' wayne? i would love to see you do a whole -- >> it is hard to cover lil' wayne. but could you be influenced by lil' wayne?
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>> jimmy: i would love to hear you do "lollypop". >> all right, we will do that. mm-hm. ♪ like a lollypop >> jimmy: you are playing a villain in your new film, correct? >> yes. depends on your point of view. >> jimmy: from the villain's point of view, they're never the villain. have you done this before? because you were always like the good guy. >> the last villain i played was like 1977. i did a tv movie called "are you in the house alone"? >> jimmy: and were they? >> she was. >> jimmy: turns out she was in the house alone. >> are you in the house alone? >> jimmy: you made the call? are you in the house alone call? >> and dennis, is that you? >> jimmy: is it more fun to be the villain? >> it's so much delicious.
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>> jimmy: are you also playing president reagan in something coming up very soon, correct? >> we don't have a start date on it, yet. >> jimmy: is that weird for you? oh, i'm playing president reagan, because you were just a young guy when he was the president. >> yeah, i was, i was. but, you know, i'm over 60 now. so something about, makes you presidential, i guess. i played, i played clinton. and i played a bush-like president. >> jimmy: yeah, you are very presidential. what is it about you that is so presidential? >> i have no idea. maybe it's my genes. >> jimmy: if they knew about you and lil' wayne in the car, i think you'd lose a lot of these roles. oh, ronald reagan doing lil' wayne, this is the >> well, i don't know about that. >> jimmy: this is a way to promote this movie. well, that's pretty good. you play what, an astronaut? a football player. a lot of different things. >> cowboy.
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>> jimmy: cowboy. >> ok corral. >> jimmy: in the ok corral? >> doc holiday. >> jimmy: have there been roles that you've been offered that you said, nah, i don't really want to do it, and afterwards you said maybe i should have done that? >> well, sure, about every other one. >> jimmy: really? >> you're either doing something else or you just say, yeah, well, like "big." i was offered "big". i was offered "league of their own". >> jimmy: wow. >> i was offered "harry met sally". >> jimmy: really? >> these are all tom hanks movies. >> jimmy: not harry met sally, but tom hanks would be homeless if it wasn't for you. wow, really? that's something else. that's interesting. and do you think about that much? or are you, yeah, that doesn't matter. >> no, i used to lay awake about it, but not anymore, therapy and some stuff.
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>> jimmy: you have another movie. >> helped that out. >> jimmy: i saw a preview for this movie. it's called "a dog's journey." >> yes. >> jimmy: are you the villain in this one, too? >> no. the one called "the intruder." it even sounds like a villainous role, doesn't it? >> jimmy: the intruder's here. >> hey, don't intrude. the other one's called "a dog's journey." in it, i'm the good guy. >> jimmy: you're the good guy. the dog does not attack you. >> that you've come to know and love. uaid in this situation ve a little bit of a -- >> don't take your kids to "the intruder". >> jimmy: that's great advice. take your kids to "a dog's journey", not "the intruder".
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i'm just waiting for "big 2", to be offered that. >> jimmy: this is dennis' album. which one is ken? >> he's on the back. >> jimmy: stick him in the back. well, ken, we send our love to you, dennis quaid, everybody. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. it's a revolution in sleep. the sleep number 360 smart bed is on sale now during our memorial day sale. it senses your movement, and automatically adjusts to keep you both comfortable.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank emilia clarke and dennis quaid. snoop dogg. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is her album "hurts to be human." here with the song "hustle" p!nk! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ whoo i gave you soft i gave you sweet just like a lion ♪ ♪ you came for a sheep oh no
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don't try to hustle me you took my love ♪ ♪ mistook it for weakness i guarantee i won't repeat this no ♪ ♪ don't try to hustle me don't try to hustle me i live my life like a bullet in a gun ♪ ♪ give you all my love 'til my patience is done oh no don't try to hustle me ♪ ♪ so don't hustle me whoo whoo don't hustle me whoo whoo ♪ ♪ don't -- with me whoo whoo and don't hustle me whoo whoo ♪ ♪ so don't hustle me no whoo whoo don't hustle me whoo whoo ♪ ♪ don't -- with me whoo whoo don't hustle me whoo whoo ♪ ♪ a boy like you you think you know it all build it up and you're bound to fall ♪ ♪ oh no oh oh don't try to hustle me don't try to hustle me i spend my days tryna ♪ ♪ do you right but you've been blind you can't see the light oh no-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ don't try to hustle me 'cause i live my life like a bullet in a gun give you all my love ♪ ♪ til my patience is done oh no don't try to hustle me so don't hustle me whoo whoo ♪ ♪ don't hustle me whoo whoo don't -- with me whoo whoo ♪ ♪ and don't hustle me whoo whoo so don't hustle me no whoo whoo ♪ ♪ don't hustle me whoo whoo don't -- with me whoo whoo ♪ ♪ don't hustle me whoo whoo 'cause it won't do no good at all ♪ ♪ to say you're sorry now your words they are falling on deaf ears and it won't do ♪ ♪ no good at all to try to work it out how can you replace all these years ♪ ♪ 'cause now you've gone and thrown away the very thing you need please ♪ ♪ don't try to hustle me so
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don't hustle me whoo whoo don't hustle me ♪ ♪ whoo whoo don't mess with me whoo whoo and don't hustle me ♪ ♪ whoo whoo so don't hustle me no whoo whoo don't hustle me ♪ ♪ whoo whoo don't mess with me whoo whoo don't hustle me m ♪ whoo whoo so don't hustle me whoo whoo don't hustle me ♪ ♪ whoo - whoo don't mess with me whoo whoo and don't hustle me ♪ ♪ whoo whoo so don't hustle me no whoo whoo don't hustle me ♪ ♪ whoo whoo don't mess with me whoo - whoo don't hustle me whoo whoo ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]
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this is "nightline." tonight, death row mom. >> i swear, i did not murder my children. i swear. >> the texas housewife maintaining her innocence, claiming an intruder killed her two children. >> he stabbed me and my little boys! >> now decades later speaking out. >> i miss my babies. >> the evidence that could now change everything. plus, catch them all. ryan reynolds like you've never seen or heard him before. >> the only f-bomb i drop is fuzzy. >> swearing off his foul-mouthed characters for cute and

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