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falls into place ♪ ♪ just by looking back i can tell you that life ain't just a raise ♪ ♪ and i heard all the questions i just don't have the answers ♪ ♪ ain't a fool to begin with adults are puppet masters ♪ ♪ i'm not trying to be elusive but you don't want lies ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: rides. nice job, gentlemen. nice job, guys. thanks, guys. terrific. i want to thank my guests -- liam hemsworth, jayma mays and, of course, the rides.
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stephen stills, kenny wayne shepherd. "jimmy fallon" happening right now. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, roots! thank you guys so much.
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welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd! hot crowd. you guys are doing good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. welcome to the show. thank you for watching at home. it is going to be fun tonight. here is what people are talking about. everybody is talking about this tea party senator, ted cruz. have you seen this guy? he ended up -- he ended up giving like a 21 hour speech in the floor of the senate the last two days. i guess you're allowed to just do this. it is called a filibuster, right? if you just keep talking, they can't throw you off. [ laughter ] truth, it is a real rule. he is protesting obama's health care law, and he's just rambling, saying anything, talking without stopping for 21 hours. after a while, seemed like he kind of ran out of things to say. these are real quotes, look at this. >> credit my father.
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he invented, this wasn't for the restaurant, but he did it anyway, he invented green eggs and ham. [ laughter ] some time ago i tweeted a speech that ashton kutcher gave. [ laughter ] number one, just as a consumer, i'm a big fan of eating white castle burgers. [ laughter ] i do not like them, sam, i am, i do not like green eggs and ham. [ laughter ] i wondered if at some point we would see a tall gentleman in a mechanical breathing apparatus come forward and say in a deep voice, "mike lee, i am your father." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: during his protest, cruz actually read from the book "green eggs and ham" by dr. seuss. [ laughter ] democrats were like, "when will this end?" while chris christie was like, "when do we get those eggs and ham?" [ laughter and applause ] 21 hours of straight talking, he is going to say some really weird stuff.
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we have more of his speech here, we picked it up here. take a look at this. >> i will not allow this nation's money to support this health care law, o-ba-ma. [ laughter ] obama. bama. [ laughter ] oba-ma. obama. weird name, right? o-ba-ma. yeah, can i get a large pizza lover's delight with extra cheese, throw in some bread sticks. and make it quick, okay? "daddy hungy!" [ laughter ] oh oh oh oh oh, you're going to hear me roar! [ laughter ] you want to hear a "breaking bad" spoiler? whatever, i'm gonna tell you anyway. [ laughter ] walter and skyler convert their car wash into a chipotle. [ laughter ] ♪ my name's ted and i'm here to say i love the pumpkin spice latte in a major way ♪ ho, hey, hey, who, whey, hi. [ laughter ] man, i've been up like 21 hours? i really have to go to the bathroom. [ laughter ] [ mutters ] all right, that's my time.
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i think i made my point. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: ran out of stuff to say. fascinating. fascinating 24 hours. well, despite all of the controversy, president obama says he's still moving forward with the health care law. in fact, the white house announced that residents of florida will have 102 different insurance options when obamacare rolls out. yeah. because that's one thing we know people in florida love, it is confusing number of options. that's going to work. [ laughter and applause ] that's going to work out perfect. this is kind of cool if you watch a lot of youtube videos like i do. turns out that youtube is revamping the comments section on videos to filter out negative feedback. i think it is working. look at the comments section without any negative posts. isn't that nice?
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[ laughter and applause ] no negative. that's right, youtube is filtering out negative comments. which explains why comments like, "this sucks," are replaced by more positive ones like, "this is great at sucking." [ laughter ] it is great. i don't know if you guys saw this. if you were at the yankee game last night, it was supposed to be mariano rivera bobble head night. and everybody there was excited for it. but the shipment of bobble heads was delayed. and they didn't get there until the third inning. when asked if he was embarrassed a spokesperson for the yankees said -- [ laughter and applause ] here's some really good news for new yorkers. i thought this was great. there's a new study that found that new yorkers are some of the most honest people in the world. [ cheers and applause ] and on that note, i didn't really read that study. [ laughter and applause ]
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i read it off cue cards. that's right, new yorkers are supposed to be really honest. in fact, today i saw a lady drop a $20 bill and this guy said with complete honesty, "i'm gonna take that." [ laughter ] did you hear about this doctor in minnesota? very busy guy. very busy man. he's making news after he recently delivered 13 babies in just 24 hours. you could tell he was rushed, because he had to spank them all like this. [ slapping sounds ] [ laughter and applause ] it was unbelievable. [ applause ] this is just insane. last week police found 31 suitcases filled with cocaine on an air france flight coming back from venezuela. police say they already have a suspect. the guy had no problem paying $2,000 in checked baggage fees. [ laughter and applause ] "oh, that's it, only two grand? you take cash?
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keep this for yourself, there you go." [ applause ] this is really big news for twitter. i just saw that apple's ceo tim cook just joined twitter a few days ago and already has 240,000 followers. he sent out a few tweets already, lets take a look at some of those. "thanks to our amazing customers for the fantastic weekend." a nice tweet. later he tweeted -- "just sold 9 million new iphones. do the math, suckers. #moremoneylessproblems" [ laughter ] then he wrote -- "i got 99 problems, but a glitch ain't one. #honestly #ios7isveryreliable" [ laughter ] here is the last one, here. "congrats to blackberry for being acquired for $4.7 billion. coincidently i just $4.7 billion in an old pair of khakis. #oops." [ laughter and applause ] seems funny guy to follow i guess. most people probably relate to this, pretty interesting.
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parents are biologically programmed to dislike their children's spouses. [ laughter ] i asked my father-in-law if that was true, and he was like, "not now, i'm watching "craig ferguson." [ laughter and applause ] he's got a good one tonight. it's funny. and finally this is great, at an event yesterday, i love this so much. for the clinton global initiative. bono from u2 revealed he can actually do a really awesome impression of bill clinton. this is totally real. take a look. >> [ bill clinton voice ] when i first met bono, he walked into the oval office, i thought it was a member of his own road crew. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's amazing, right? isn't that great? only got weird when hillary said can i trade my bill for this one? [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man, welcome to the show. we have fun show tonight. he is back! he is back on nbc with a brand new show, michael j. fox is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] love michael j. fox. who does not love michael j. fox. >> impossible. >> jimmy: micheal j. fox he's -- i remember from "family ties." that show was on, you guys love "family ties?" [ cheers and applause ] nbc. one of the best theme songs ever, too. bet we been together for a million years ♪ and i bet we'll be together for a million more ♪ ♪ oh it's like i started breathing on the night we kissed ♪
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♪ what would we do baby without us ♪ ♪ fa la la la [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: much better than that version. but i remember just, that theme song would come on i'd be like, "oh, my god, i cannot wait, i love 'family ties.'" [ laughter ] it was one of my favorite shows ever. do you remember the episode, were -- actually in real life now it's his real wife, is actress tracy pollan she was his girlfriend on the show, and they start slow dancing to billy vera and the beaters. oh, my gosh, i love that. [ laughter ] it is so cool, now he is married and they have kids. [ laughter ] they became real. they became real! [ applause ] how fun is that. he is the coolest ever. has a new show, michael j. fox once again coming up tonight. couldn't be a cooler guy. plus from the hit show "the voice," oh, my gosh, love this guy. every time he comes, they love him. country music superstar,
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blake shelton is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] i love him too. and these guys, man. they got a new album out. everyone's talking about these guys. we have music from kings of leon, they're gonna be here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] so good. hey guy's it is time to look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good, with the bad. it's time for pros and cons, here we go. ♪ tonight we'll be looking at the pros and cons of watching "breaking bad." [ laughter ] the emmy winning show wraps up its fifth and final season this sunday. everyone is speculating what is going to happen. let's look at the pros and cons of watching "breaking bad." here we go. pro. watching the show can help you learn about the country's meth epidemic. con. so can going to a waffle house at 3:00 a.m.
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[ laughter and applause ] pro, getting to see what ultimately happens to walter white. con, finding out the show is all just a prequel to "malcolm in the middle." [ laughter ] that's one possibility. pro, learning important lessons about the consequences of addiction. con, while binge-watching five seasons in a weekend. [ laughter and applause ] pro, "breaking bad" delves deep into dark, mature subject matter like drug abuse, violence, murder, and organized crime. con, so does the beginner level of grand theft auto v. [ laughter and applause ] that's a good game. pro, watching a nerdy science teacher transform into a bad ass. con, realizing you're watching bill nye the science guy on "dancing with the stars." he's got moves! [ laughter and applause ] he can dance! pro, it won an emmy. con, must be nice.
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[ audience aws ] [ laughter ] well, at least i've got my health. [ coughing ] [ laughter ] pro, it can be a gut wrenching experience that can leave you shocked and completely drained afterwards. con, i am talking about lunch at long john silver's. that's -- [ laughter and applause ] completely drained? pro, being nervous about how "breaking bad" is going to end. con being nervous about having nothing to talk about with people after "breaking bad" ends. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, pro, more than anything, "breaking bad" is a morality play testing our preconceived notions of good and bad, right and wrong, life and death. con, bitch! [ laughter and applause ] there you go. that's the pros and cons there! [ applause ] that's a good show, too. you guys, my favorite kids show
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of all time is sesame street. it is so much fun. earlier today, the cast of sesame street actually dropped by the late night music room where me and the roots grabbed some classroom instruments and we made this fun little video for you guys. enjoy. >> that looks fun. ha-ha-ha! >> oh, look at this! this is cool. >> oh! >> one, two, one, two, three, four! ♪ ♪ sunny day sweeping the clouds away ♪ ♪ on my way to where the air is sweet ♪ ♪ can you tell elmo how to get ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street ♪
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♪ come and play everything's a-okay ♪ ♪ friendly neighbors there that's where we meet ♪ ♪ can you tell me how to get how to get to sesame street ♪ cookie monster, good job. ♪ okay you heard about through word of mouth ♪ big bird is out he's in the house ♪ ♪ he's turnin' up with snuffleuff' ♪ ♪ they ready getting they hustle up ♪ ♪ they stick together like velcro ♪ ♪ there grover goes there's elmo ♪ ♪ and cookie monster there look he likes to take selfies with his cell-phone ♪ ♪ they got a home-girl named abby her last name is cadabby ♪ ♪ i showed her my report card she said ♪ ♪ not too shabby ♪ they got all types of cool kids there ♪ ♪ it's lots of fun if you live there ♪ ♪ but one thing i keep forgettin' bout sesame street ♪ how do you get there? >> here we go! ♪ sunny day sweeping the clouds away ♪
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♪ on my way to where the air is sweet ♪ ♪ can you tell me how to get how to get to sesame street ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street ♪ [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! that's so fun, right? that's one of those moments you look at each other and go, "is this really happening?" [ laughter ] it's so amazing. gosh, they do such good work over there. the 44th season of "sesame street" premiered last week. you can check it out monday through friday on pbs. thanks to our friends at sesame workshop. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a
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multiple emmy award winning actor, activist, grammy winner and best selling author. starting tomorrow night at 9:00 p.m., he's back on nbc with "the michael j. fox show." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the great michael j. fox! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> a little chubby. >> jimmy: wait a second. you can't do that.
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oh, my god. i could feel it. i felt something there. i felt the moment there, yeah. [ laughter ] thank you for coming back to the show. buddy, thank you for doing that. oh, my gosh. always good to see you. congrats on everything. we got to hang out a little bit at the emmy awards. >> yeah. tracy and i, after -- before the parties, we wanted to go out for dinner, so we went to this italian place. and we strolled in with mick jagger. it was, like -- >> jimmy: that's the way to do it, yeah. i walked in. like, hello, everybody. [ imitating jagger ] and then mick laughed, yeah. >> it usually happens whenever we're in restaurants. a couple times we've been in restaurants, just coincidentally. and he sends me over, like, a plate with, like, chewed up french fries on it. [ laughter ] and, like, an olive. and then the other night he -- we were having a -- he's over with mick jagger. i'm with my wife. we're having dinner. and he sends me over, like, some kind of desecrated parmesan ham
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thing. >> jimmy: it was, like, a tiny piece of chewed up ham and melon. i didn't if you -- i didn't know what course you were on. [ laughter ] >> it was -- what do they call it? >> jimmy: yeah. that's what it was. dude, i got to say, look at this. this is the one-two punch. no one else can do this but you. look at this. the cover of "rolling stone." and look at this. [ cheers and applause ] how cool. and also -- "good housekeeping." [ cheers and applause ] that's the way right there. you did it! no one else can pull this off! >> it's surreal. >> jimmy: it's kind of awesome. >> it's surreal. >> jimmy: it really is. it's weird. and it's kind of -- wow. this is not the first "rolling stone" you've been on, right? >> no, i was on 26 years ago. >> jimmy: 26 years ago? is that right? >> 26 years ago, yeah. i was on twice during a period of, like -- i was on one year, and then on the next year and then 26 years until the next one.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: they work in that cycle. it's very interesting, yeah. actually saw this one. really fantastic hair. there you are right there. [ cheers and applause ] this one -- >> i'm rocking a mullet. no one rocked a mullet like this. >> jimmy: no, no, this is -- one of my favorite mullets i've ever seen. [ applause ] a crystal ball. >> i see that mullets will be out in the future. >> jimmy: that's actually -- you're predicting the future in the crystal ball. >> i don't see any mullets. >> jimmy: no, do not see one mullet at all. that's, like -- that's a good canadian mullet right there. >> that's a hockey mullet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a hockey mullet right there, yeah. >> that's a ron duguay. >> jimmy: you got it. you got to rock that one out. we were just talking about "family ties" earlier. and, but, that was -- was it 26 years ago? i guess, right? >> well, it was more than that. we started in 1982, so -- that was -- back in the stone age. >> jimmy: much different then
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than nbc is now, or -- >> well, then and now, nbc is just a good place to hide from the fbi. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] if you don't want anyone to find you, yeah. >> if you don't want anyone to find you. >> jimmy: go to nbc, yeah. >> we're changing that. we're changing that. >> jimmy: yeah, it's great. >> you ever do the nighttime rounds or the -- >> jimmy: yeah, me and you, one-two punch. we'll do it again. exactly, yeah. and we have "the voice," too. but we were saying backstage, it's pretty funny, because i think when you were doing "family ties," you had to broker your deal through, like, a payphone. >> yeah, i had no phone. i had no phone when i got "family ties." i was ducking the landlord and i didn't pay my bills. and so, i negotiated a deal for "family ties" from a payphone at pioneer chicken. >> jimmy: how about this year? >> did it on an iphone. >> jimmy: good for you. [ cheers and applause ] more with michael j. fox when we come back, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're hanging out with the one and only michael j. fox right here! tomorrow night, 9:00 p.m., you're back on nbc. you shoot the "the michael j. fox show" here in new york city, right? >> in queens. >> jimmy: in queens, yeah. did you get a good reaction out here on the street? >> yeah, it's good. i love being in new york. and i lived here. i lived here for years and it's cool, particularly -- they say hello, but in a really cool way. they don't get weird. they say, hey, mike, how you doing? have a cup of coffee. have some hot nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have some hot nuts. that's not what they say at all. >> and --
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tracy calls me mr. mayor. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. gosh, tracy is so pretty and so nice, by the way. i love tracy so much. >> as d0 i. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i did pretty good. little run for your money there. she'll be jealous tonight. yeah, you watch, tracy. [ laughter ] i saw the show. it's great. on the show, your character has parkinson's. >> yeah, i can figure i can play anything in the world as long as he's got parkinson's. >> jimmy: that's true, yeah. [ laughter ] >> if i can do the hand wave with parkinson's -- >> jimmy: not much of a stretch anymore, yeah. >> i can be the scarecrow in "the wiz." [ laughter ] as long as he has parkinson's. >> jimmy: as long as parkinson's is involved with the character, i can play him. yeah. do you put things from your home life in the show? >> yeah, some stuff. like, there's a scene in the -- it's been in all the promos so people have probably seen it, but there's a scene at the end where i'm serving breakfast to my family, and i have a spoonful of eggs. and i'm trying to get it across the thing to my wife's plate.
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and this is true moment from tracy. she just grabs it, says, enough with the personal victories, i'm hungry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. eggs are getting cold. >> it really happened. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. what about your kids? do you take anything, like, from their life? >> well, it's tricky here. you don't want to -- you don't want to -- >> jimmy: embarrass them. >> embarrass them. but there are moments -- like, there's a moment we haven't worked in the show yet, but my family and my daughter, my youngest daughter, who's just about to be 12 -- but a couple years ago, she went to camp for the summer. and she pulls us aside before she went to camp, and she said, i just want to tell you when you get pictures from me from camp, i'm going to have a new smile. and i'm only going to use my new smile, but i don't want you to be scared that you see my new smile. and sure enough, we got pictures, and she had a new smile. >> jimmy: she changed it up? >> she changed it up. >> jimmy: i did that once in high school.
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i did -- not a smile, but i tried to change my laugh. i kind of, like, giggled a little bit in high school, and then i saw "the lost boys," and corey -- corey haim used to laugh like this. he used to laugh -- and he goes -- [ imitating haim's laugh ] [ laughter ] so i started doing that for, like, a couple weeks. and, like, sometone would tell a joke, and i go -- [ imitating haim's laugh ] [ laughter ] and then some girl said, why do you laugh like that, you idiot? you're not corey. i was, like, well, i don't know. [ imitating haim's laugh ] [ laughter ] >> i remember when i used to audition for stuff before "family ties" and i was convinced that if i could do a good willie aames -- >> jimmy: if you could do a good willie aames impression, you'll get the part? >> i get the part of counseling the kids, you know? >> jimmy: exactly. well, on the show, you have a -- charles grodin and candice bergen play your parents. that's cool. [ applause ] and how did that -- how fun is that? >> charles is great. i mean charles grodin -- >> jimmy: he's fantastic. >> he's sitting there, and then he'll go -- "when i met warren beatty --" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you're just, like, wow, what? >> jimmy: yeah, he's got amazing
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stories. he came on the show and, like, it was just -- every single thing out of his mouth -- like, a crazy cool story. >> in an acting room, it's funny, because he'll just do a scene and then all of a sudden, he'll inexplicably start talking really loud. [ laughter ] and if you say, "can you get the eggs from the fridge?" >> jimmy: he's just start yelling. he's acting like al pacino. scrambled eggs! i need them now! like, all right, stop. we're doing a sitcom. what are you doing? >> and then he'll do the next take, and he'll completely take it down. >> jimmy: he's met so many comedians, so many legends. i mean -- >> he's an amazing actor. >> jimmy: he's one of the funniest guys i ever -- i used to watch him when he used to go on "letterman." and they had this fake thing where they didn't like each other. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it was so funny. but people started to believe that they didn't like each other. >> well, he can hang with a joke a long time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> get you going and just -- not let you off the hook. >> jimmy: he's great, right? he commits to it. he came on our show, and i think i tried to, like, start that up again. like, where he didn't like me, but i don't know if he was in on the joke. he just didn't like me. [ laughter ] >> he mentioned that to me. >> jimmy: oh, he did mention that? >> jimmy fallon, i don't love you, man! >> jimmy: charles barkley, we hear you, yeah. now, we have a clip of your show
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here. it's going to air tomorrow. do you know what this is going to be, or just -- >> i don't, actually. i hope it's my show. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] it's definitely your show. here's a clip from "the voice." no, i'm just kidding. here's a clip. it's michael j. fox in "the michael j. fox show" on tomorrow at 9:00. take a look. >> welcome home, my friend. >> this is a first-time meeting. >> oh, of course. no one even knows you're here. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i lied. they love you, man. the whole world loves you. >> you're a bad man. >> welcome back, mr. henry. i'm kay, your new segment producer. >> potential new segment producer. >> right. i've got to earn it. and i will because to be part of this -- part of you -- call it inspirational. >> are you crying? is she crying? >> if you don't like her, i can drop her from a stone. >> no, i like that she's shorter than me. it's a nice touch. >> look at you. you're back already. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about. michael j. fox, the one and only!
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"michael j. fox show" premieres thursday night at 9:00 p.m. on nbc. blake shelton joins us next. come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] in the moments that matter most...
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. not only is our next guest one of the biggest names in country music, he's also one of the coaches on nbc's emmy award winning hit show "the voice" which airs monday and tuesday nights at 8:00 p.m. please welcome blake shelton! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. blake shelton. sorry, buddy. >> it's 2013 man. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: i don't know what comes next. always fun having you on the show. we always do something crazy. last time you were here on the show you were nice enough to dress up like a chicken with me and sing a song with chickneers right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're not getting a standing ovation. i just love that you came on and did this. 'cause gosh, are you tall. look how tall you are. >> i look like big bird. i actually look like big bird. >> jimmy: you actually do like big bird. that's so weird. it is a team. we have a team. that was amazing, that was so fun, especially back stage walking around -- and its like, "hey blake so --" and we're talking about it different like -- and the camera is gonna hit you from here. and we are both dressed like chickens. that's the fun part of the show business. where you're like -- but, then i was like i was
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talking to one of your colleagues over there on your record label and they said blake must have really liked that. i'm like, "why?" they said we have a tour pass, you get access for the tour. look at the picture. [ laughter and applause ] ten times crazier tour with an empty bottle of jack. >> i wore that suit for the rest of the night because i realized that was a low point in my career. i got pretty drunk that night, passed out on the floor. thank you for these opportunities you give me. >> jimmy: you really love them. >> man, it is great. >> jimmy: on the way out after the chicken thing, i said thank you so much. you go, "cluck you." [ laughter and applause ] i really appreciated it. >> i meant it. i meant it. >> jimmy: you did? ten times crazy tour. so, you're doing that and "the voice." you're a busy, busy man. >> very busy. but, actually going back and touring is a blast because i been doing television now for a
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couple years. when you're doing a lot of shows, it takes over your life. so, having three months off, going out and, you know, getting back in to doing that, see boobies and do drugs and -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i know why you did. the old you. >> i was talking to kings of leon back there. that's why. >> jimmy: you do a bit in your show that kills every single time you do it. you get a cowboy hat on, right? >> yeah. goes back old school. >> jimmy: you go a little old school, get a little mullet. like a mullet prop, not like -- >> just get it, i can see you reaching for it. what is wrong with you? >> jimmy: you wouldn't give us anything. we had to call your mom and get this. that's why. we had to talk to your mother. she gave us a picture of you in high school! hey oh! [ laughter and applause ]
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♪ we love you, mom! we love you, mom! oh, my god. >> she's fired. i am firing my mom. >> jimmy: there's a picture of you in high school there. but -- >> i picked a few, couple girls with that hair. >> jimmy: yeah, right you did. hey "the voice," congrats. oh, my gosh. you won an emmy. you're an emmy award winner. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i don't think i -- that goes through mark burnett and all -- i don't think i won the emmy. >> jimmy: no. >> did i win an emmy? >> jimmy: i don't think you received one. >> that is what i'm saying which is bull crap. mark burnett doesn't do crap! [ laughter ] i'm the one sitting my ass out there in a chair every night saying stuff. coaching kids. >> jimmy: he'll let you look at his emmys if you want to i guess. >> carson daly had one over there today.
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he's like, "look at my emmy." what did you do? that's my emmy. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. maybe we can get your mom to get a photo of it. you might get a photo of an emmy. but you brought back the original crew here. you, cee lo, christina, and adam levine. and man, oh man everyone loves seeing you guys back together again. >> thank you. its fun. [ cheers and applause ] you fall back into the natural routine. it is amazing. we were actually only apart about for like six months. it did seem like forever. the last couple years we basically been living together. i mean, it's been crazy. >> jimmy: it is great chemistry. and it's so fun to watch you. everyone likes your eye and your ear talent. you're the best out of all those judges. you won the last two -- >> i don't want to brag, last three. i mean, i think -- i think it is. i'm not trying to brag.
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i used to actually say that. >> jimmy: i don't know, whatever. i have a clip here. 'cause you're the man right here. this is a clip of the new season of "the voice." here's blake shelton. >> he's playing the horn. >> you brought a horn? >> what was that> >> that's a horn. >> where? >> here. [ horn plays ] >> oh, my god. okay, man i saw your bow -- is that a bow tie? >> it's a bow tie. >> i thought your bow tie was like some weird harmonica or something. >> do you really want a coach that can't tell the difference between a bow tie and an instrument? >> i turned around because i was curious to see what the hell was happening. >> i turned around because i think he was a great artist, adam. that's why i hit my button because i believe in him. and i think he can win "the voice." not because i was curious what he looks like, or what the noise he was making. or how in the hell he configured the bow tie to make weird things out of it, i believe in this guy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love you.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are so psyched about our next guests. they just released their latest album, "mechanical bull." i'm just kidding. here's there album right here. "mechanical bull" just came out yesterday. they're here tonight to perform a song from it called "temple." please welcome back to the show kings of leon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ the dance floor's a temptress can't make out what your saying ♪
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♪ but you rub me the right way with your child-like persuasion ♪ ♪ i got my hands in my pockets and i'm crossing my fingers ♪ ♪ she'll find i'm a simple stone washed up and so slow i'd take one in the temple i'd take one for you ♪ ♪ i'd take one in the temple temple i'd take one for you i'd take one ♪ ♪ in the temple temple i'd take one for you
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i feel all amiss now i'm tossed in the scatter ♪ ♪ and your eyes keep on shifting to the boys that don't matter ♪ ♪ i've got my hands in my pockets i'm still crossing my fingers ♪ ♪ i'd take one in the temple i'd take one for you i'd take one ♪ ♪ in the temple temple i'd take one for you i'd take one in the temple temple ♪ ♪ i'd take one for you ♪
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♪ ♪ i've got my hands in my pockets and i'm crossing my fingers i just want to be noticed ♪ ♪ i just want to be noticed i'd take one in the temple temple i'd take one for you ♪ ♪ i'd take one
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in the temple temple i'd take one for you i'd take one in the temple ♪ ♪ i'd take one for you i'd take one in the temple temple i'd take one for you ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! thank you, brother. kings of leon! "mechanical bull" is in stores right now! see them live saturday central park as part of the global citizen festival. we will be back everybody! come on back! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to michael j. fox, blake shelton, "sesame street," kings of leon! [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots everybody, right there! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for carson daly, thank you for watching have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow! bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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