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than just a feeling who we are who we are ♪ ♪ i wanted more than just a season who we are who we are ♪ ♪ we become what we believe in who we are who we are who we are ♪ ♪ who we are who we are who we are ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: switchfoot. nice job, gentlemen. thanks, guys. good to see you again. nice work, guys. thank you, gentlemen. hey, i want to thank my guests kirstie alley, ernie brown jr. turtleman, and of course, switchfoot. tomorrow night, tyler perry will be here. but jimmy fallon happening right now, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you, everybody. oh, oh! hot crowd! hot crowd tonight. welcome, everybody! that's what i'm talking about. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i thought. we have a great, great show tonight. we have -- john goodman is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. from "downton abbey," michelle dockery is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have "yo gabba gabba" on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. i'm so excited, both as a fan, and because it finally gives my daughter a reason to watch me instead of craig ferguson. [ laughter ] i'm just so excited. let's get to the news here. it's this nsa spying scandal. now they're saying new documents -- this guy edward snowden, he keeps leaking out more leaks. he's a good leaker of leaks. he's now leaked out and saying that the nsa would actually spy on people while they played the
video game world of warcraft. [ light laughter ] to me it doesn't sound right. sounds like some nsa agents had to think quick when they got caught playing world of warcraft. [ laughter ] we're spying but these people might be terrorists. i just got to beat this level. and then i've got to save my game here. hold on. yeah. who knows about those mario brothers. who knows what they're -- [ laughter ] they might be terrorists too, who knows. this is kind of crazy and kind of scary. a former air force officer has just revealed that for 16 years, during the height of the cold war, the code to launch america's nuclear weapons was 00000000. [ laughter ] or as my dad put it, "damn it, they stole my aol password." [ laughter ] no one would have guessed it. [ applause ] no one would have guessed it! some more news out of washington. president obama released a new video this week to encourage kids to learn how to right computer codes.
then he was like, "preferably in the next two or three weeks would really help me out of a jam." [ laughter ] obamacare. obamacare is really -- we're looking for help. anything, anything. looking for any help. >> jimmy: this is very interesting. netflix is apparently coming out with a new documentary called "mitt," about mitt romney's failed run for president. >> hey, jimmy? >> jimmy: hey, what's up, tariq? >> sorry to interrupt. i thought this would be a great time for me to practice my monologue. [ laughter ] i'm auditioning to be mitt romney. >> jimmy: you're auditioning to be mitt romney? well, tariq, i just said it's actually a documentary. >> no, the audience doesn't seem to think it's a documentary. you guys want to see this monologue or what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fine, fine, fine. go ahead, go ahead. >> i wrote this, by the way. [ light laughter ] and begin scene. oh, no. ♪ it's one day before the election, and i don't know
what's going to happen. who's going to win? me a successful white businessman or barack obama? i hope it's me. [ light laughter ] ♪ who knows who knows i fell in love with america ♪ ♪ but does america love me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i said -- ♪ i fell in love with america ♪ >> jimmy: no, wait, wait. i don't think you're going to get the part, buddy . >> hater's gonna hate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tariq, from the roots, everybody, right there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: haters gonna hate.
>> jimmy: musical, yeah. i'm not a hater. it's a documentary. [ laughter ] this is a cool story. this week in rome, pope francis -- love this new pope. this guy's the best. he might be the best pope. i love him. [ cheers and applause ] he does this cool stuff. i like what he's all about. this guy's great. yesterday he surprised people who were out holiday shopping and reminded them that christmas isn't all about getting gifts. then he said, it's also about drinking. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] duh, winning. >> steve: he said that too? >> jimmy: yeah, the pope said that. >> steve: he said "duh winning," the pope? >> jimmy: he said "duh winning." >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a little far behind the times. it's pretty funny, if you know the guy. well, a bunch of pretty bad winter storms have been hitting different parts of the country. and this local news station in minnesota decided to send a crew out to do a story on how icy roads can cause a lot of traffic accidents. who knew? >> steve: who knew? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] take a look at this -- what happened. >> oh, snap.
oh, snap! slide out right here in front of us. whole bunch of car -- oh, oh, oh, oh! we're going to hit. we're going to hit! [ laughter and applause ] >> oohh. [ applause ] >> jimmy: apparently, there was a chance of ice and catch phrases from the '90s. oh, snap. oh, snap. oh, snap. ooh, snap. oh, snap. [ laughter ] bell, biv, devoe. oh, that's girl's poison -- [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: '90s catch phrase. >> steve: i've got to get a fade! >> jimmy: oh, my god. it's pretty weird when the guy who reports the weather still doesn't know how the ice works. [ laughter ] hey, just heard about this.
microsoft founder bill gates recently started a company that is trying to invent a new plant the that can replace eggs. or as eggplants put it -- [ clears throat ] [ laughter ] uh, hello! >> steve: hello. >> jimmy: duh, winning. >> steve: the eggplant said that, too? >> jimmy: yeah, everyone's saying it now. >> steve: awesome. >> jimmy: it's having a comeback, man. [ light laughter ] oh, snap. it's all coming back. >> steve: duh, winning. >> jimmy: duh, winning. [ as urkel ] did i do that? everyone's saying that. >> steve: is that one big, too? >> jimmy: yeah. where's the beef? stuff like that. >> steve: where's the beef? >> jimmy: they're saying, "where's the beef?" [ laughter ] it's coming back, all this -- >> steve: it's coming back! >> jimmy: all these great catchphrases. >> steve: i've fallen and i can't get up. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: this is what the hip kids are saying it. >> jimmy: kids are out there just screaming, 1-800-588-2300 -- >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: they're yelling at each other. yeah, yeah, yeah. on the playground, yeah. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: uh -- [ laughter ] check this out. american scientists said that they discovered the coldest
place on earth, located in antarctica. with a temperature of -136 degrees. [ audience ohs ] when asked what they searched for next, the scientists said, "our genitals." [ laughter and applause ] [ popping noises ] [ light laughter ] >> steve: that's when they go inside -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: thawed out a little bit. >> jimmy: step outside like -- "we'll be right back. we've got to look for something." [ popping sound ] [ laughter and applause ] that feels great. and finally, i saw that the co-founder of lululemon -- you guys know lululemon, you know --
>> audience: yeah! >> jimmy: well, he's had to step down after he caused outrage when he said that some women's bodies don't work for his company's yoga pants. [ audience oohs ] yep, he offered an apology, but like most things at lululemon, customers could see right through it. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a fun show tonight. a great show. he is great in "inside llewyn davis." he is back hosting "saturday night live" this weekend. my man! john goodman is here! [ cheers and applause ] oh! she's one of my favorite actresses on tv. she stars in one of the biggest shows on tv, "downton abbey." lady mary. michelle dockery is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] love her, so fun. >> steve: we love her. >> jimmy: and michelle and i are going to play a new game tonight
that never been played before. it's called antler ring toss. there you go. and we have music, as i said earlier. we have great, great music. we love -- every time they come on, it's an unbelievable show. what a show they put on. prepare to be amazed. i mean, 5.1 sound, hd, 3d. your hd. [ light laughter ] we have music from yo gabba gabba tonight! [ cheers and applause ] in hd! >> steve: hd? is that hgtv? >> jimmy: they're on hg. guys, there are exactly four shows left before we go on christmas break, which means it's time once again for that beloved late night tradition, "five days of christmas sweaters." ♪ five days of christmas sweaters four days left ♪ >> jimmy: that's right! that's right. hey, how are you doing, there,
buster? how are ya, man? >> uh, i swallowed a nail. >> jimmy: uh, that's right. every show between -- [ laughter ] legalize it, everybody. every show between now and christmas, we're giving one lucky audience member an amazing christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. and since there are four shows left, let's open door number four. [ drum roll ] whoa. ♪ [ applause ] that is a beautiful -- that is a pretty one right there. that is a nice -- [ cheers ] bunch of santa claus. looks like a cloning thing. santa cloned himself and is putting up decorations with himself. [ light laughter ] oh, you guys want a bonus tree? what? [ cheers ]
duh, winning, duh. now, let's see who's going to go home with tonight's sweater. everyone look at your seat number. and if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drum roll please? >> questlove: yep! [ drum roll ] >> jimmy: who wants me to pick their number, anybody? [ cheers ] it is 276! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you, my friend? >> good. >> jimmy: here you go. this is for you. welcome to the show. what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm brian bergeron. i'm from southwick, mass. >> jimmy: hey, welcome, buddy. southwick, that explains the sam adams shirt, absolutely. massachusetts, baby. now, i got to say, in massachusetts, it gets very cold. do you have a sweater like this? >> i do not. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is unbelievable, right? >> i can't wait to wear this
home tonight. >> jimmy: i know! we can't wait for you walk the streets of new york city wearing this. [ cheers ] can you put it on? [ applause ] it's going to be great. ♪ it's like christmas came early. it's almost your size, too. it's great, yeah. i'll help you in the back. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] wow! you look like a champion. you look like a champion. i love that. congratulations, buddy. happy holidays. keep watching all this week. we'll be giving away a christmas sweater every night. we'll be right back with "pros and cons," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, welcome back to our show. it is time now to take a look at these stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons," everybody. here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at pros and cons of christmas in new york. [ cheers and applause ] it's a great time to be in the city. it's fun. it's festive. but let's be honest, it's not perfect. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of christmas in new york.
here we go. pro, going to rockefeller center to see the tree get lit. con, going to the fourth hour of the "today" show to see the hosts get lit. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: same place. >> jimmy: same place. >> steve: you just turn around. here's the tree. >> jimmy: don't have to move, huh? >> steve: yeah, you don't have to move. it's great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: #hoda. >> steve: hoda! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, seeing eight tiny reindeer. con, chased by 12 giant rats. [ laughter ] they get very big here in new york, yeah. very big. pro, making a gingerbread house. con, realizing it's actually 200 square feet bigger than your studio apartment. [ laughter and applause ] new york city is very -- >> steve: high rent. high rent. >> jimmy: pro, you can see the nutcracker at lincoln center. con, or whenever a fat kid jumps on santa's lap at the mall. >> steve: oh! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: "what would you like?" [ popping sound ] [ laughter ] he's a scientist who plays santa? >> steve: he plays santa part time. [ popping sounds ] oh.
that was me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, sorry. pro, hoping for a white christmas. con, hearing toronto mayor rob ford say, "that can be arranged." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's not good. >> jimmy: i know a guy who knows a guy. pro, this year's macy's window display theme is "dream and believe." con, last year's was 15 mannequins with really hard nipples. not very family friendly, but -- >> steve: really? >> jimmy: avante guard. pro, hearing christmas music wherever you go. con, hearing "grandma got run over by a reindeer" 800 times. [ laughter and applause ] the first 700 times is good, but -- >> steve: how is your grandma? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: how is your grandma? you're grandmother, how is she? i haven't heard from her. >> jimmy: are you serious? >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't tell you this story? >> steve: no, what? >> jimmy: oh, this is a horrible story. >> steve: what happened? what? >> jimmy: last christmas -- >> steve: yeah? >> jimmy: my grandmother -- was run over by a reindeer.
[ laughter ] >> steve: oh my -- >> jimmy: i didn't tell you this story? >> steve: no, i didn't know. i didn't know. she hasn't been around. i didn't know where she went to. >> jimmy: we were having a blast. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: everyone was there. grandpa -- >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we had candles that matched grandma's wig, the whole thing. we had all her jokes already lined up. grandma is drinking a little bit too much eggnog. >> steve: is she taking her medications? >> jimmy: forgot her meds. so she wants to go get her meds. so i go, "i'll give you a ride." i didn't have anything to drink. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: she goes, "let me just walk." she staggers out the front. [ light laughter ] like the drunk that grandma was. >> steve: right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she goes out. i go back to the party, having a great time. >> steve: super great time. >> jimmy: there's pigs in blankets, lots of fun things to have. [ laughter ] everyone's having a good time. >> steve: yeah, everyone's having a great time. you and grandpa just living it up, playing cards. >> jimmy: laughing and just having such a great time. go to sleep. i wake up the next day, no one's seen grandma. so i go out, i open the door. i find her corpse right in front of me. >> steve: oh, my god. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: not only that, it was the face. >> steve: it was the face? >> jimmy: there were -- it's hard for me to say. [ laughter ] don't laugh. there were hoof marks on her forehead. >> steve: oh, my god. [ laughter ] so she was run over literally by a reindeer? >> jimmy: that's what we're assuming. there were incriminating -- >> does that make you not believe in santa? >> jimmy: as for me and grandpa, we believe. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ i don't want to get into it. i don't want to get into it. >> steve: i'm so sorry. i'm sorry. i didn't mean to -- >> jimmy: i don't want to get into it. and we had the goose on the table, everything. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my gosh. did you have those little, white -- oh, my gosh. i'm sorry, so sorry. >> jimmy: pro -- [ laughter ] passing by the salvation army guy ringing his bell. con, living above the salvation army guy ringing his bell. [ laughter and applause ] ugh, we get it. >> steve: here's money! >> jimmy: and finally, pro, getting to see all the beautiful red and green lights. con, because you're stuck in
midtown traffic for three hours. [ laughter and applause ] and that's the "pros and cons" everybody. thank you so much. [ applause ] christmas in new york. guys, i'm in the spirit of giving right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh snap! >> jimmy: we're about to give away some awesome stuff. it's time for "late night stocking stuffers." ♪ hey girl wanna be your date like stocking stuffer yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right! every night this week we're going to be giving away an awesome gift to every person in our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] that sweater -- that sweater already counts as a gift. so you're good, buddy. [ laughter ] no. tonight is the second night, and we've got something great, great, great for you guys. you guys want to see what you're taking home tonight? [ cheers and applause ] [ drum roll ]
tonight's stocking stuffer is the motorola moto x smartphone! [ cheers and applause ] higgins! >> steve: it's the motorola moto x! brought to you by amazon's electronic holiday gift guide. this smart phone is completely customizable, has touch screen controls. perfect for anyone on your holiday gift list. get all the latest phones, low prices guaranteed at amazon.com. huzzah! jimmy! oh snap! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a good phone. it's an awesome, awesome gift. enjoy the motorola moto x guys! we'll be right back with john goodman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ bell rings ] [ man ] take five! hey, joyce!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and golden globe winning actor whose latest film, "inside llewyn davis," is in select theaters now. this weekend he hosts "saturday night live" with musical guests kings of leon. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome john goodman. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: johnny g. john goodman. >> you got to be last. >> jimmy: how are you, buddy? >> i'm great, jimmy. all the better for being here and being back in new york. >> jimmy: we love having you
here. you just missed "stocking stuffers." i'm sorry about that. we were giving away free gifts. >> that's okay. the wife's here. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. there she is. what are you doing for the holidays this year, anything? anything fun? >> i just -- i want to go home to new orleans and just stay there. last year -- thank you. [ laughter ] i thought it would be a great idea to go to london for christmas. >> jimmy: sure. [ scattered cheers ] >> yeah, there you go. you know, guys with top hats and long scarves and people carrying geese with their necks dragging on the ground. [ laughter ] little orphans with fingerless gloves. [ laughter ] people roasting -- [ imitating british accent ] "how you doing, gov?" everybody's got pink cheeks. i was there two days and i got something called the norovirus. >> jimmy: wait, i heard about this. >> the english people call it the winter vomiting bug. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> yeah, i had liquids coming out everywhere. it was miserable. i was shaking for four days. and we're at this really fancy hotel, so i get a little better.
and christmas morning, we go down for their christmas dinner, a traditional christmas dinner. and we're sitting there with a bunch of other families in a really fancy hotel, and i'm shaking. but they give us little paper crowns, the english wear on christmas morning for their christmas meal. and so we're all putting these little tissue paper crowns on, and we're sitting there. and my wife just breaks down sobbing uncontrollably. >> jimmy: she just -- >> "this is just the best christmas ever." [ laughter ] i'm so homesick, i want to go home. >> jimmy: so you're going back to new orleans. >> so we're going to stay home this year. >> jimmy: that's good. that's a smart move. >> i'll get a top hat for the turkey. >> jimmy: easy, yeah. >> drag it around by the neck. >> jimmy: probably back in dickensian times, they were vomiting. it was very authentic, too authentic. you're back on "saturday night live." i'm so excited about this. has it been 12 years? >> it's been a long time. i think this is the lucky 13th time i'm hosting. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: lucky.
that's crazy, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: 13. and how was pitch meeting? >> it was pretty cool. i got to meet all these people who are old enough to be my grandchildren last night. sitting there judging me. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i wanted to pitch this thing i wrote, a fart joke, just to see lorne go -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did not love it. he hates that type of humor. >> i didn't have the courage to do it. >> jimmy: you didn't do it? oh, yeah. what is the idea? what is the bit? >> yeah, it's a game show where there's a fart noise, and the game show guests have to guess the celebrity and what they've had to eat. [ laughter ] it's called "celebrity colitis." it's going to be -- you hear this. [ farting noises ] "uh, i think that's shelley winters after a steak & shake and an orange
julius." [ laughter ] [ imitating buzzer ] "oh, you're so close. it was steak & shake, but she was drinking tang." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. oh, my gosh. i can just see lorne just going -- please -- just moving the sketch around. >> i didn't have the nerve to pitch it. pal, every movie i see you in you're just hitting homers. i love every time i see you. i watched this one, "inside llewyn davis." it's the coen brothers. >> yep. >> jimmy: again you're with the coens. you're like their muse. >> or mule. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're in all their movies. is this the sixth one you're in with those guys? >> yeah, the fifth movie. i don't know. i read it in news -- yeah, this one. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> sixth one. >> jimmy: sixth one. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i just recently -- i know this is sad to say -- but i recently just watched "the big lebowski." i'd never seen it. i don't know how i missed it. the world has seen it. i have not seen it. it was unbelievable. and your character should have won an oscar for that role. i loved you in that movie so much. [ cheers and applause ] i couldn't believe it. every time you came on, i didn't want to --
i wanted more of you, and just even for that one scene where you're dumping your buddy's ashes out on top of a mountain -- >> steve buscemi's ashes. >> jimmy: "this is what he would have wanted." and you turn -- and the wind is blowing, and you turn around, and it's all over jeff bridges. [ laughter ] he's covered in ash. >> it was a folgers can or something. >> jimmy: it's one of the best bits i've ever seen, ever in the history of movies. i was laughing so hard. i'm like, "i think that you should do -- that character should have a spinoff movie, where it's called 'goin' rogue,' walter -- it's like a 'rambo' movie." yeah, except the coen brothers do it, and he just wants revenge on somebody. we don't know. and he just goes on a road trip. >> i don't think he could put up with that guy for longer than ten minutes. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i loved him so much. and then this new guy you're playing in this one, roland -- >> yeah, roland turner. he's a jazz musician, goes from gig to gig in the back of a car. he has a beatnik named johnny five driving him around. >> jimmy: so you're sitting in the back of this car. you have a cane. and it's so rad, and you're just being like a smart ass. >> yeah, but a really bad, angry, jazz guy. >> jimmy: gosh, it makes me
laugh. i was watching it. every single line you said, i was like, "oh, my god." we'll show this clip, but he's -- llewyn davis is the guy driving. this is oscar isaac and he's the actor. and he's trying to do something serious. >> yeah, he's a folk musician, and we're traveling to chicago together. >> and your character doesn't really like folk music? >> he doesn't like anything. >> jimmy: doesn't like anything. here's a clip. here's john goodman in "inside llewyn davis." take a look at this. >> solo act? >> yeah, i know. >> now, you used to what, work with a cat? every time he played a c major he would puke a hair ball? >> used to have a partner. >> what happened? >> threw himself off the george washington bridge. >> well, [ bleep ], i don't blame him. i couldn't take it either having to play "jimmy crack corn" every night. oh, pardon me for saying so, that's [ bleep ] stupid. isn't it? george washington bridge. you throw yourself off the brooklyn bridge traditionally. george washington bridge? who does that?
>> jimmy: what is his problem, this guy? what's wrong with him? [ applause ] john goodman. "inside llewyn davis" is in select theaters right now. he hosts "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest kings of leon. and he's the best! we love him! michelle dockery joins us next. there she is in the bud light platinum suite! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dreaming of great gifts for everyone this holiday? run into old navy for up to 50% off ♪ hey! sleepwear for the whole family. ♪ uuhh huh! get a jump on graphic tees ♪ what i like about you. from only $5 bucks this week. ♪ you hold me tight. and bust a move for thermal tops from $6 dollars to kick back in. ♪ go whispering in and the perfect gift? ♪ my ear. pj bottoms for the family from seven bucks ♪ tell me all the things that i want to hear ♪ to make everyone jump for joy. ♪ 'cause it's true. but don't sleep on it... this week only ♪ that's what i like about you. ♪ all sleepwear's up to 50% off only at old navy. ♪ hey!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an emmy and golden globe nominated actress who stars as lady mary on the hugely successful show "downton abbey," which returns to "masterpiece" on pbs january 5th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome michelle dockery. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sorry about that.
i was going in for handshake and a kiss. >> a kiss? i just snubbed you. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, but you walking away from it was perfect. it's good to have you on the show and get to talk to you. i'm such a giant fan. >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome to our show and welcome to new york city. >> thanks. >> jimmy: this is fantastic. you're from london, right? so you don't know the city that well, do you? >> well, we're here a lot. i mean, we're here this time every year promoting the season in january. >> jimmy: do you love it here? >> i love it here. >> jimmy: i mean, you should just move here. >> i should. i mean, i should just do exactly what dan did, and just move here. dan stevens, i mean, that's what he's done. maybe that's what i should do. >> jimmy: we can't even talk about dan. we can't even talk about matthew and what happened to matthew. that was a shocker. >> it's a sore point, isn't it? >> jimmy: i mean, oh, my god. you killed everybody. >> yes. >> jimmy: it was like, "oh, my god, matthew." i don't want to spoil it, but it's too late now. [ laughter ] we were all in shock. >> i got letters from people like salons of bereavement, you know, people sending me their condolences and -- >> jimmy: oh, my god.
>> i'm all right. i'm fine. >> jimmy: you're going to be all right. yeah. so what is going on with this season? can you tell us anything or no? >> well, mary's grieving, obviously, for her, you know, dead husband. it takes her a bit of time to move on, but eventually she does. you know, she's single and -- >> jimmy: ready to mingle. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: single and ready to mingle. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: i'm going to show a clip here. this is michelle dockery in the new season of "downton abbey." take a look at this sneak peek. >> you know, i have a terrible seating i've double booked. it's this saturday, isn't it? >> don't worry. we're not having the wives. and edith can preside. >> i can't, i'm afraid. i'm going up to london. >> mary, then. >> me? >> with george's heir in the states now, shouldn't you represent him? >> well, i -- >> i don't want to bother mary. >> they'd like to see him. >> i'm sure they would, but -- >> after all, you'll have to run
it if anything happens to robert. until george is of age or longer. >> oh, for heavens sake, why does everyone keep nagging and nagging? my husband is dead. can't you understand what that means? after all he suffered in the war, he's killed in a stupid car crash. like he was dead 50 years before his time, isn't that enough for me to deal with? just leave me alone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ooh, that's what i'm talking about. brava! brava! well, i appreciate you coming by. and also i know that it's actually your birthday, isn't it? coming up? >> on sunday. >> jimmy: is that right? this sunday. [ cheers and applause ] hey, happy birthday! ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: what are you doing for your birthday, anything big? >> i'll be at home this year, in london. but normally i'm here because we're promoting the show. so last year i was doing -- i was filming here. i was doing a film with liam neeson that comes out in february. >> jimmy: we love liam neeson.
>> yes. >> jimmy: what is this, like another "taken"? what is he doing? [ light laughter ] we love him. >> it's called "non-stop." it's a thriller. with liam and julianne moore. it comes out in february. it's all set on a plane. liam is an air marshall. i play a flight attendant who is his ally. but anyway -- anyway -- >> jimmy: i'm in. i'm in! >> since it's my birthday, a few of my friends surprised me. and they came over and visited the set, and they brought along with them 40 kazoos. you know, those kazoos? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. we love them, yeah. >> i was called on set. and i'm like, "what? i thought i'd finished for the day. i must have just done something brilliant." i came on set, and suddenly everyone pops up, including liam, and sang "happy birthday" to me on these kazoos. amazing. so i take some of them home with me. some of these kazoos. and for my mom's 60th birthday, which was a couple months later, me and my sisters did 60 presents for my mom. and ranging from like, you know, an ipad to some ridiculous
present. so i wrapped up a kazoo, and i said to my mom -- she opened it and she's like, "what's this?" and i said, "mom, this is a kazoo from my birthday, and it could possibly be liam's that he used." [ light laughter ] and she went completely seriously -- "oh, my god." she called -- "michael, michael, i'm only blowing liam neeson's kazoo." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mom, no! mom, watch what you say. >> it gets better. it gets better because -- >> jimmy: watch what you're saying. >> i e-mailed liam and told him the story. i said, this is hilarious. within three days, my mom gets a signed photo with a kazoo stuck to it, from liam, saying -- "this is the real kazoo. happy 60th. enjoy the blow." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: he's the man! that's hilarious! when we have people on our show, we like to ask them to play fun games and stuff like that.
and so we asked you on camera so you couldn't say no. but, would you like to play a game? it's called -- it involves this. [ laughter ] >> ah. oh, i'm familiar with these. >> jimmy: yes, very good. it's called antler ring toss. yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: perfect! i'll take that! when we come back, michelle and i are going to play antler ring toss. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so you can see like right here i can just... you know, check my policy here, add a car, ah speak to customer service, check on a claim...you know, all with the ah, tap of my geico app. oh, that's so cool. well, i would disagree with you but, ah, that would make me a liar. no dude, you're on the jumbotron! whoa. ah...yeah, pretty much walked into that one. geico anywhere anytime. just a tap away on the geico app.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, we are back with michelle dockery from "downton abbey." michelle and i are playing a new game called antler ring toss. and it works like this. we will stand on opposite sides of the studio, each of us wearing these antler helmets and holding a bunch of brightly colored rings. >> very heavy. >> jimmy: we're going to take turns tossing the rings at one another's antlers, and the first one to hook three rings on their opponent's antlers wins. michelle, are you ready for the inaugural game of antler ring toss? >> edith and i used to do this when we were children. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did not. that never happened. i don't remember that. maybe it was in the bonus episode. you can go first, please. [ cheers and applause ] >> ready?
[ audience ohs ] [ audience ohs ] [ audience ohs ] they're useless. >> jimmy: oh, geez. [ laughter ] that was way off. >> that was pretty bad. >> jimmy: pretty bad. yeah, yeah. [ audience ohs ] [ audience ohs ] >> okay, wait. >> jimmy: that's all right. i'm on steroids. [ audience oohs ] >> oh! that was close. yeah! ♪ [ applause ] i think you win. already. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ audience ohs ] >> oh. [ audience ohs ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: i always thought i had a knack for this. [ audience ohs ] >> we're going to tie, aren't
we? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] okay. oh. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: magic! >> that was good. >> jimmy: our thanks to michelle dockery! the new season of "downton abbey" premieres january 5th at 9:00 p.m. on masterpiece, on pbs! yo gabba gabba performs next! come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ omg, jack. have you ever checked out these new product ideas people post on your page?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are in the midst of their very awesome live holiday show tour, which visits chicago this weekend and new york from december 20th to the 22nd. they've also got this new dvd out called "a very awesome christmas." here to perform a song with a little help from the roots -- please welcome back to the show, d.j. lance rock and the characters from "yo gabba gabba!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ christmas is a-coming and it's time to say good night ♪
♪ snowflakes are a-fallin' and lights are shining bright ♪ ♪ an old friend is a-visitin' from the north pole ♪ >> hello, friends! why don't you all sing along with me! ♪ christmastime is here again ♪ ♪ peace on earth good will to man ♪ ♪ christmastime is here again ♪ ♪ peace on earth good will to man ♪ >> yeah! ♪
♪ christmas is upon us and it's time to celebrate ♪ ♪ snowflakes are a-fallin' and we can't hardly wait ♪ ♪ la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ la la la la la la ♪ ♪ christmas is upon us and it's time to celebrate ♪ ♪ snowflakes are a-fallin' and we can't hardly wait ♪ >> ha-ha, yeah! ♪ la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ la la la la la la ♪ ♪ christmas is upon us and it's time to celebrate ♪
♪ snowflakes are a-fallin' and we can't hardly wait ♪ ♪ >> hey, plex! isn't that santa claus? no, wait! it's santa biz markie! ♪ jingle bells your mama smells your daddy laid an egg ♪ ♪ the bat-mobile lost a wheel and the joker got away hey ♪ ♪ jingle bells your mama smells your daddy laid an egg ♪ ♪ the bat-mobile lost a wheel and the joker got away ♪ ♪ dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh nah nah nah nah nah duh nuh nah nah nah ♪ ♪ bells and bobtail ring everybody's all right ♪ ♪ we got the roots gabba, jimmy fallon and biz markie tonight ♪ ♪ so jingle bells your mama smells
your daddy laid an egg ♪ ♪ the bat-mobile lost its wheel and the joker got away ♪ ♪ hey, jingle bells your mama smells your daddy laid an egg ♪ ♪ the bat-mobile lost a wheel and the joker got away ♪ ♪ >> merry christmas! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yo gabba gabba! biz markie! good to see you, buddy. go see them live this weekend in chicago! next weekend in new york! my thanks to john goodman, michelle dockery, yo gabba gabba, biz markie! and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody! stay tuned for carson daly. thank you for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow. buh-bye everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪