tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC December 31, 2013 12:35am-1:36am PST
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>> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's up, buddy? hey. hey. [ cheers and applause ]
>> ow! >> jimmy: welcome. that's a hot crowd right there, higgins. [ cheers and applause ] what do you think, huh? thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] you guys feeling sexy tonight? here's what people are talking about. welcome to our show. it's fun. a fun show tonight. it's been a rough week for president obama. oh, man, i mean, he finally had to admit that obamacare is a flop. it's just a mess, complete mess. but get this, now the white house is coming out with a way for americans to bypass the obamacare website and buy policies directly from insurance companies. [ laughter ] it's part of this crazy new plan called "the way things used to be." [ laughter ] it's very tricky. [ cheers and applause ] that's what we think. we thought of it.
it's so bad that the president held a press conference this week to apologize to the american people for all the issues plaguing obamacare. and i guess he wanted to get a lot of stuff off his chest because he went on to apologize for several other things that have happened on his watch. take a look. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. look, now, america, i wanted to again just apologize for obamacare. things are -- they're just not going as i planned. but you know what? there are a lot of other things that i'm pretty sorry about, too. [ light laughter ] and if you don't mind, i'd just like to take this time to just apologize for all of them. all right, here goes. first up, i want to apologize for the movie "chipmunks 3. [ laughter ] chipwrecked." it's clear we should have just stopped after one squeakquel. [ laughter ] look, that's my bad. that's on me. i also want to apologize for
those -- you know those shoes? [ laughter ] the individual toes cut out? look at them. i mean, they make you look like some kind of freak. [ laughter ] whenever i see somebody wearing them, i'm like, "oh, hell toe!" [ laughter ] and for that, i'm sorry, america. next up, look, i want to apologize for the new "hunger games" movie not being in 3-d. [ laughter ] what's up with that? i mean, they -- look, they made "the great gatsby" in 3-d, but not "the hunger games." so instead of seeing flaming arrows, i got to see tobey maguire's nose in 3-d? [ light laughter ] oh, hell nose. [ light laughter ] now, in america, that one? that's on me. and finally, you know, i'd like to actually thank somebody. i'd like to thank the mayor of toronto, rob ford -- [ laughter and applause ] -- for taking the heat off of me
and obamacare. [ laughter and applause ] you know, in fact, james, could you play me a little bit of thank you note writing music? ♪ [ laughter ] thank you, toronto mayor rob ford, for giving new meaning to the term "great white north." oh, yeah, put that in your pipe and smoke it. ♪ in your crack pipe in your crack pipe ♪ obama out, everybody. which way am i going? you don't know, do ya? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: weird press conference. that was weird, eh? odd press conference. >> steve: but authentic. >> jimmy: here's some big sports news. yesterday, alex rodriguez got so angry that he actually walked out of his own hearing for using steroids. yeah. and it didn't help his case that
he stormed right through the wall like the kool-aid man. [ laughter and applause ] oh, yeah. shouldn't have done that. shouldn't have done that. just think next time. take a breather. well, this got a lot of attention this week. there's a new interview out with justin bieber where he says that he is happy with the man he is becoming. [ light laughter ] and tmz said, "so are we, dude. we love it. keep it up. whatever you're doing. you need directions to a strip club?" [ laughter and applause ] and did you see this? there's a photo of miley cyrus going around where i guess she decided to bleach her eyebrows, and it looks like they're completely gone. here's a picture of her and miranda kerr right there. see that? [ light laughter ] i don't know what happened there, but apparently her tongue finally escaped and licked them off. [ laughter and applause ] got no eyebrows. apparently. that's what we heard. >> steve: apparently. >> jimmy: this just in -- this is not good.
i read that costco is having to apologize to some customers after it mistakenly labeled some bibles that it was selling as fiction. [ light laughter ] so after spending your saturday at a costco, it is pretty easy to start thinking there is no god. it's like what am i doing? [ laughter and applause ] got to get out of here. if you've got kids, listen to this. there's a new study out that found that today's kids cannot run as fast as their parents did when they were children. but in fairness, the last generation didn't have phones to look at while they were running. [ laughter and applause ] candy crush! this was everywhere today. i love this. a man in chattanooga, tennessee -- [ cheers ] -- no way. that's great that you're -- but did you see this guy? he produced his own commercial for his golf shop, and it's getting a lot of attention online. check this out.
he produced it himself. >> howdy, y'all. this here's mike. down at mike's golf shop. where we buy golf. that's right. we buy golf clubs. mike's golf shop. come on over here. we buy golf clubs over at mike's golf shop. [ light laughter ] come on down here. we buy golf clubs. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. we got it. we got it. we're mike's golf -- shop! and we buy golf -- clubs! great commercial. great commercial. he only left out when they're open and where they are. but other than that, yeah. we buy golf -- clubs -- here at mike's golf -- shop. i'll give you two -- hundred dollars for -- that. [ laughter ] this is kind of interesting. a new study found that humans'
early ancestors were actually much smarter than scientists originally thought. and you can really tell. take a look at some of these old cave drawings. here is a picture of a caribou. looks pretty good, actually. it took some intelligence to make that. below that another cave drawing. it says "obamacare no work." [ laughter and applause ] wow, if you look just below that, it says "the website have flaws. should have used gronk. he know html." [ laughter and applause ] that guy pretty accurate decisions. very smart. ahead of his time. >> steve: wow, and they knew english. >> jimmy: oh, i thought this was cool. the u.s. postal service just released 20 harry potter themed stamps. yeah. and harry potter fans said, "yeah, i don't really need stamps because i mail things by owl. so be-gone-acus!" [ laughter and applause ] finally, good news. guys, there's a new study that found that eating nuts every day can actually help you live
longer. you can read all about it in the scientific journal "that's what she said." [ applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, welcome. we have a great show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. it's been so busy here for our show because we're doing our show, but also we're getting ready to take the reins of "the tonight show" in february. [ cheers and applause ] this is very exciting. yeah, we're getting so excited over here. we're building the studio and all that stuff. but also, on weekends, i'm traveling around to different affiliates and saying hi to different stations that air our program. so i was in chicago last week. this is wmaq, channel 5 in chicago.
that's where we were. beautiful station, best people. so, everywhere i go i try to go to like a local mom and pop sandwich place or something like that, right, just to see what type of food's there. why not? because i know, questlove, you'd be jealous. well what i'm doing is really good. i know, yeah. because i know you enjoy the food as well. and so i went to this place called mr. beef. you know what i'm talking about? okay. [ laughter ] >> steve: i don't think he's thinking of the sandwich shop. [ laughter ] he's thinking of another shop with meat and buns. >> jimmy: no, no, this is a place on -- ♪ no, no, no. this is a food -- it's a sandwich shop on orleans street. >> steve: oh, i love that. >> jimmy: this place -- so anyway, i just picked it randomly. i did some research on the internet and looked up what is a good place to eat if you're in chicago and stuff like that. this is like an italian beef sandwich. and so, i go down to this place and i like the outdoor sign. the sign outside says mr. beef, looks cool. i notice -- we have a photo of me there. i'm noticing on the side of the
wall there's an autograph. i said, i swear it looks like jay leno's autograph. it's weird. because i know leno, how he signs, and then he puts like a face like a smiley face with like a chin. >> steve: a chin. >> jimmy: yeah, he does. i go, i swear, that's jay leno there. they were like, "okay. calm down, 'tonight show' guy." so i go into mr. beef and there's like a hundred photos on the wall of jay leno eating at this place. [ light laughter ] we couldn't even believe it. i was like, "wait. what? this wasn't on the website. nothing." no one mentioned it at all. he just happened to be going there when he started stand-up. he would go in there and when he got "the tonight show," he went to this place mr. beef. they couldn't have been nicer to me. and they were like -- it was just weird that i went in there of all places to check it out. and i actually got behind the counter and started selling it to people. [ laughter ] different types of beef there. questlove, you'd freak out. have you ever had an italian beef sandwich? >> questlove: i have not had one. >> jimmy: you're going to freak out. i don't have one here to give out. wish i could surprise you. here it is right here.
no, that's not it. but we have -- but anyways, it's a cheesesteak with no cheese with like a celery hot pepper dressing, unbelievable. it's so good you're going to freak out. like a french dip sandwich. it's killer diller. i want to thank the guys over in chicago at mr. beef. [ cheers and applause ] go check that place out. real good. >> steve: so much good food. >> jimmy: it's weird. we have a giant show tonight. from "the hunger games: catching fire," liam hemsworth is here. [ cheers and applause ] people love him. pretty good guy. liam and i are going head-to-head in a cooler scooter race later in the show. very -- yeah, drive responsibly. plus this guy is so great on "saturday night live." i love this guy. he's everybody's favorite drunk uncle. bobby moynihan is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we've got great music as well. sleigh bells are here tonight! [ cheers and applause ]
fun. great show tonight. it is time for "late night" hashtags. here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: is anyone here on twitter? [ cheers and applause ] it's fun. i love twitter. we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday night where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. since thanksgiving is next week, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called #thanksgivingfail. i asked you guys to tweet something funny or embarrassing that happened on thanksgiving. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within a half hour it was a trending topic in the u.s. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you for those tweets, everybody. so now, i thought that i'd share some of my favorite #thanksgivingfail tweets from you guys.
here we go. this first one's from @jackjasonjames2. he says, "my dad has a pair of jeans three sizes too big that he only wears on thanksgiving. he calls them his turkey trousers." [ laughter and applause ] i like it. >> steve: that's a win. >> jimmy: i think it's a win too. this one's from @cjackson91108. she says, "my mother-in-law ended the thanksgiving prayer by saying 'okay, bye-bye.'" [ laughter and applause ] that will do it. this one's from @kawhyte. she says, "my grandfather stood up to talk to the whole family and sneezed and his pants fell down." [ laughter and applause ] it happens. >> steve: there's when you wear turkey trousers. >> jimmy: turkey trousers, yeah. they saw his giblets. >> steve: oh, hey! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @mharris3488. he says, "my mom makes it a point to never curse. last year, she burned her hand
on the oven and screamed, 'friends and family.'" friends and family! [ laughter ] "1-800-collect!" that's cute. i like that. this one's from @danileibovitz. she says, "my aunt was carrying the gravy boat to the table when she slipped and fell. my uncle yelled, 'oh, no, the gravy.'" [ laughter ] we're not gonna have any gravy now.' somebody pick her up. somebody pick her up and get her off the gravy. >> steve: don't get her blood on the gravy. >> jimmy: don't get her blood on the gravy. get her away from the gravy! >> steve: i broke my hip! >> jimmy: you can never buy this gravy boat again. this one's from @smithcommabeth. she says, "my mom gave a tearful speech for how thankful she was for our family. my dad followed it up by saying, i'm thankful for 'homeland.'" [ laughter ] love that show "homeland." [ applause ] this one's from @hartyh. she says, "my brother was on his
way to our mom's house for thanksgiving dinner when he got into a car accident in the mcdonald's drive-thru on his way to eat." i'm going to eat. get a big mac before he went to his -- >> steve: getting a filet-o-fish while i'm there. >> jimmy: this next one's from my sister. this one's from @gloriafallon123. she said, "i was an annoying teenage vegan one thanksgiving and came to dinner with a veggie burger and it made my grandma cry." [ light laughter ] she was a full on -- told us she wanted to be a vegan this year. for one year, she was, and so like the stuffing was made in the turkey and the gravy was from the turkey so she didn't want to touch anything that had to do with it. so she made my mom like give her like a frozen veggie burger. and my grandmother was like, "why wouldn't you eat?" [ laughter ] anyways, it made us laugh. she wasn't that bad. next year, she ate. this last one's from @eclypse. he says, "tried deep frying turkey for first time.
this happened." [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] oh, show that again. release the kraken! [ laughter ] >> steve: release the kraken! >> jimmy: for more "late night" hashtags and to check out more of our favorites go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags. stick around. be right back with liam hemsworth. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] when i tasted the big juicy steak that's on applebee's under 550 calories menu, i was all, "what the what?!" then i tasted the zesty roma chicken and shrimp, which is also on the under 550 calories menu and i was like, "i can't believe it!" then, i told some friends about it and they couldn't believe how great it tasted either. they were totally, "who the, have a, what the huh?!" new under 550 calorie roma pepper steak and zesty roma chicken and shrimp. two almost unbelievably tasty reasons to see you tomorrow. need another reason? now for a limited time an under 550 calorie dish is on the 2 for $20 menu.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a talented actor who stars in the highly anticipated new film "the hunger games: catching fire," which opens in theaters everywhere tomorrow. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome liam hemsworth. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're a tall guy. >> good, you look good. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. you're a stud. >> hey, friend. >> jimmy: the ladies love you. liam hemsworth. oh, yeah, there we go. how are ya? >> good. i just sat on your desk. >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate that. it happens sometimes. well, i'm very excited to have
you here, because we had your brother here not too long ago. chris hemsworth came on, as well. >> yeah, we don't talk much. >> jimmy: yeah, sore subject for you. yeah, no problem. but i mean, this must be a big year for the hemsworth family. mom and dad must be proud. you've got "thor." you've got "hunger games." >> mom and dad, they're very proud. it's good because they're retired now, so they get to travel and hang out. dad's been named the silver fox. that's what he's called now on the red carpet. the silver fox. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: your dad comes out, he's got his hair, whitish-gray hair? >> it's not even really that gray. just someone just called him the silver fox. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: now he has to start dyeing his hair silver. now, he's the silver fox. >> he's the silver fox, and plus he's a creep. so that's really neat. >> jimmy: now, what are you talking about? >> that's the foxy part. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, come on. don't say that. but were you guys bad kids? were you good kids? >> were we bad kids or good kids? i was a naughty kid. i was -- >> jimmy: you were. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was it like growing up in the hemsworth family? >> well, it was interesting. we had a lot of weapons growing up.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, for some reason my grandpa felt it necessary to constantly get us new weapons. ninja stars, wooden swords, air rifles -- >> jimmy: is your grandpa -- >> -- shoot like lead pellets. >> jimmy: what is it? >> it's not like a bb -- it's soft, it's an air rifle which will shoot lead pellets. >> jimmy: that's almost like a bb gun, i guess -- >> yeah, but even worse. [ light laughter ] you know, the ones with the -- it's worse than a bb gun. it's a big air rifle. my dad works for child protection, which we had the most dangerous house you could possibly have. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this story makes a lot of sense. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> my dad -- >> jimmy: -- the silver fox. >> -- saving other kids. except at home, the worst house you could be in. >> jimmy: you never used it on -- >> other kids were safe. you come to our house, you're probably gonna get shot with a bb gun. >> jimmy: you shot each other? you and your brother? >> yeah, my brother came up to me one time -- >> jimmy: no. >> -- and one of my friends was
over and just came outside. i think i was ten at the time. i just wanted to come out and have a normal play in the park. and my older brother, luke -- my oldest brother came up to me with an air rifle. and he said, "run." [ laughter ] and i said -- i started squealing. i was like, tearing up a little bit because i knew it was really going to hurt. i was like, "no, don't. i'm gonna tell mum, i'm gonna tell mum. " he goes, "it's going to hurt this close." [ laughter ] and then i took off and i got about 20 or 30 meters away. and it was like the moment in "platoon" where he's running and then -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! you wish! 10-year-old, "no!" >> that was the first bit of acting i ever did. [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other ] it was method. >> jimmy: except it was real. >> like i got shot for real. >> jimmy: as you lived your life in the actual "hunger games." yeah, absolutely. >> that's what i grew up in. >> jimmy: that is method. have you guys calmed down now that you're older? there's no shooting any more? >> no shooting any more.
we put the guns down. >> jimmy: do you wrestle? >> we do. we go -- sometimes we go six months to a year without seeing each other. then when we do see each other -- we have a quick wrestle. feel each other out a little bit. "how you doin'? what have you been doin'?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. who's tougher, you or chris? >> majority of the time -- this is between us and everyone here. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: trust me. no one's going to see this. [ laughter ] we've been on for five years, nobody will see this. >> i would say, the majority of the time he is because he plays thor. [ laughter ] but at the moment, he's quite skinny and vulnerable. so i'd like to take advantage of that for a second. >> jimmy: absolutely. you just -- >> throw him around. i feel like the older brother. i saw him a couple weeks ago, and this is the skinniest i've ever seen i him. it's like, "i feel somewhat responsible for you because you're just like a child. you're like a little, skinny child." >> jimmy: not fun any more. only shot him twice. good for you.
but you're still playing with knives, like it or not. i'll tell you this story. you probably know what i'm talking about. >> you tell me. >> jimmy: were you or were you not at dinner and you were -- hopefully, there were some beverages involved. but you were trying to do that thing where you can take the knife and go -- and you missed. >> i missed a little bit. >> jimmy: can we zoom in on that? >> zoom in on that. little pinkie. [ talking over each other ] >> there it is. see the little black nub. >> jimmy: right in the middle there. >> that's where i hit it. >> jimmy: no. >> yeah, we were in london. this is first stop we did on "the hunger games" press tour. and i wanted to impress everyone. and i'd had a couple of drinks. and i put my hand on -- apparently, it was a $10,000 table too, that i ruined. >> jimmy: you get that when you get the bill later. "what?" [ talking over each other ] you stop worrying about your hand and you're like "wait, i'm not paying for this table." but why would you do that? are you any good at that? >> i used to do it a lot in science class when i was in high school.
i didn't love science. so i'd sit there in this class and use my pen to do this. >> jimmy: but that's a pen. it's not a knife. [ laughter ] >> well, you work your way up to a knife, you start at a pen. you work your way up. >> jimmy: can you try it right now and see if you've gotten better? this is a sharpie right here. i'm gonna open it. so if you miss, you're gonna get black on you and your fingers. >> all right, you ready? [ cheers ] >> did it again, look. it's the same pinkie. look at that. the same [ bleep ] one. >> jimmy: put that pinkie out! [ applause ] that was fast. can we run that in slow motion? >> run it in slow mo. >> jimmy: yeah, we're gonna try. we didn't plan on this. that's pretty funny. >> i hit the same one. >> jimmy: you really did, yeah. that's the one. >> and it's always when i want to stop. here's another one. >> jimmy: that's quite amazing. >> that's pretty good. >> jimmy: all right, good. i'm going to try it now. ready? i'm going to try it right now. all right, here we go. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] >> that's pretty good. ♪
before the show, we took the tip out of this marker. [ laughter ] so i wouldn't do anything, so i took the -- yeah. >> oh, you cheated. >> jimmy: i cheated on that one. but i tell you -- i don't cheat on, and that is this. this is the hemsworth cup. >> oh, wow! >> jimmy: and this is what we did when your brother was on the show. we had a race. and your brother cheated and won. [ laughter ] >> he cheated? what did he do? >> jimmy: no, he didn't really cheat. he actually played by the rules. i tried to cheat, but i lost. he won. and we're going to show a clip of "hunger games: catching fire." and after that, i want to challenge you to a race, if you don't mind. >> i'd love to race you. >> jimmy: here we go. right here, we have a clip. here's liam hemsworth in "the hunger games: catching fire." >> you haven't hurt people, katniss. you've given them an opportunity. they just have to be brave enough to take it. >> we have to go, gale, before they kill us. they will kill us. >> what about the other families? huh? the ones who stay. what happens to them? people are looking at you, kat.
>> i don't want anyone looking to me. i can't help them. [ trucks driving by ] >> you do what you want. i'm staying here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "hunger games." we agreed. so stick around, liam hemsworth and i are racing cooler scooters when we get back. and it's going to get real. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ maybe i'm wrong ♪ ♪ and nobody ever says goodbye
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. we are back with liam hemsworth right over here, and -- [ cheers and applause ] he stars in "the hunger games: catching fire," which opens in theaters tomorrow. liam and i are about to have a good old fashioned cooler scooter race. that's right. we souped up these beer coolers, and they're pretty fast. we're gonna go around this keg in the studio, cut out to the hallway there, go around the keg in the elevator bank, and then come back to the studio and then do it again. it's a two-lap race. >> you gotta to finish both beers, too, yeah? >> jimmy: yeah. this stuff works, too, man. >> the beer works, you mean? >> jimmy: whatever you call this sucking device. but whoever wins gets the cup right here, the hemsworth cup.
and if you see here, your brother's initials are on the first part there. the other one, not engraved yet. good luck, buddy. >> you too, man. >> jimmy: we have these beer helmets, complete with ice cold budweiser beer. higgins, you want to get us started on this thing? >> steve: all right, gentlemen, start your scooters. on your mark, get set, go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: you learned your lesson?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest this evening is a very, very funny guy. he's funny every single week on "saturday night live," and he knocked it out of the park last weekend playing toronto mayor rob ford. take a look -- take a look at the clip. >> let's do it under the desk. [ laughter ] >> this right here is grade "a" premium. >> don't say what it is.
>> well, i got your stuff right here. >> all right, all right. whoa! that's a lot of crack! [ laughter ] oof, that was not mayoral behavior. and again, feel bad aboot that. but i apologize for it in a press conference just a half hour later. >> we have video of that as well. ♪ i'm the best mayor of all of the mayors ♪ ♪ i'm the best mayor in the world ♪ ♪ your mayors can suck my [ bleep ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please welcome one of "saturday night live's" best. here's bobby moynihan, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bobby moynihan, thank you for coming down from "saturday night live" to come see us. >> yeah, i came -- ran downstairs.
>> jimmy: i know you have a show this week, so all you guys are getting prepared for the show and all that stuff. that clip is so funny. i remember telling you -- oh my god, that's one of the best pratfalls i've ever seen. >> that was a -- that was an absolute blast. i threw myself through, i think it was four or five cardboard podiums that day. it was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: i heard you hurt yourself on that. >> not on that. this is being said. yeah, i -- we shot something about blockbuster video last week. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> it was a very long shoot. i'm sure you know. like one of those up for two days kind of things. >> jimmy: on "saturday night live," you have to plan all that out in one week. >> yes, it's less than a week really. we start on tuesday, kind of. and -- so i was very underslept, and was in a sketch in dress, co-op board sketch, which i ended up being cut from. but i was in a tuxedo and a top hat, and i did a little, one joke, got absolutely nothing. there was a guy -- >> jimmy: no laughs at all. >> none, none whatsoever. there was one guy laughing, and i thought that was funny, so i tipped my hat to him and just walked off the end of the stage.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's how you got hurt? that's how you got hurt? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: not jumping through a podium. >> not -- no, i jumped through that podium like six times, not a scratch on me. yeah, no, i just walked off the stage like an idiot, rolled my ankle. >> jimmy: that is awesome. well, besides "saturday night live," i know you get an opportunity to do other stuff. you're doing a fun animated project here. this is on fx called "chozen." >> correct. yeah, that's me right there. >> jimmy: that's chozen right there. >> yeah the guy, not the bear. >> jimmy: not the -- you don't play the bear -- you play the guy. >> well, a bear in some kind of ways, yeah. >> jimmy: well, let's describe this here. he's a rapper? >> i play a gay white rapper, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not many cartoons -- >> typecast as usual. >> jimmy: yeah, so he's a gay, white rapper. >> fresh out of prison and going for rap domination. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. now, this is danny mcbride, right? >> ah, yeah, the guys from "eastbound and down," yeah. >> jimmy: funny show, oh my gosh. >> it's the best just to be
involved. >> jimmy: so this has got to be insane. >> it's absolutely insane, yeah. it's a -- i don't think my mom's going to like it too much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably won't appreciate that. no, no, no. i mean, i got say, i saw you at some charity event. you came out as drunk uncle. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: people went bonkers for it. it was one of the most popular characters that we've seen on "saturday night live" in the past couple years." it's great. >> thanks so much, yeah. >> jimmy: it got so popular that everyone was -- a lot of people were sending you e-mails of pictures of them for halloween. >> a lot of halloween -- drunk uncle halloween costumes. yeah, it was very nice. it's a super easy costume. >> jimmy: what is it? is it just a khaki -- >> i guess you just go to a thrift store and get the worst christmas sweater you can find. and then a members only jacket, mess up your hair and just get hammered. >> jimmy: i love it. but you're making products off of this. you're making bottle openers -- >> yeah they made like a drunk uncle talking bottle -- that's the company, bit bang pow, made like a drunk uncle talking bottle opener. >> jimmy: bit bang pow? >> yeah, that's the company that
makes it. they make bobbleheads, i think, which is nice. >> jimmy: a bobblehead is great. >> yeah, i'll be an action figure. my life's dream come true. >> jimmy: that's not an action figure, i don't think. that's not an action figure. >> i disagree. >> jimmy: we had -- i mean there's action involved and -- >> there's action involved. you can make it do things. >> jimmy: but it's like an action figurine. >> yeah, it's like a drunk action figure. >> jimmy: we had miley cyrus on the show not too long ago. she was great. she hosted. when she came out to do her monologue -- >> oh, boy. >> jimmy: yeah, this is what i saw. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you came on the show and -- [ laughter and applause ] your mom's watching. you came out and did that. i go, "wow, this guy --" >> yeah, i know, i saw when you showed her the picture and you said just awful and terrible when you showed the picture. you showed the picture and you said "just awful, terrible." i said, "thanks, jimmy." we're supposed to be "snl" buddies. >> jimmy: that type of smut will
never air on our show. "late night." we would never do anything like that ever. >> no, it was wonderful. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. this is my comedy album, right there. >> yes. >> jimmy: no, you know i love you. >> i know. >> jimmy: we have lady gaga. >> correct lady gege, yes. >> jimmy: she was a host. she was ga-great. >> she was ga-great. >> jimmy: she was. >> absolutely ga-gorgeous. >> jimmy: yeah, she was, right? and talented too. she was like coming up with a bunch of ideas as well, yes? >> yeah, she had a bunch of ideas that last sketch -- i believe it was the last sketch of the night, the old lady gaga. i think it was her idea. >> jimmy: i loved that. >> she loved the idea of playing her at the end of her life reminiscing and stuff like that. i think one of the jokes, the madonna joke, might have been hers, too. >> jimmy: where she's singing, yeah. >> where she was singing the song that sounded like hers. >> jimmy: great. that's great. >> yeah, she was great. >> jimmy: you have a great cast. you like the new guys? >> i love everybody. >> jimmy: we all hate the new guys, right? >> i hate the new people. but i'm not going to say that on television. i'm not crazy.
>> jimmy: we love the new guys. >> no, they're all wonderful. i mean, like, i miss bill and fred and those guys and andy and everybody. but the new cast is getting along really well. and they're all wonderful. wonderful, terrified people. >> jimmy: you and taran killam, another amazing guy on the show. we love taran killam. >> since the second i met that dude, he's a really good guy. we get along -- we're like inseparable. >> jimmy: you really are inseparable. well, we have a surprise for you today. taran has been here the whole time. >> what? >> bobby! >> no way! >> bobby! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> we did it! >> we did it! >> upstairs is too far away! >> we've got to go upstairs and work. >> we've got a show this saturday. hosted by pint-sized dream -- dreamboat josh hutcherson, so tune in for that. come on! >> we did it. >> bobby moynihan! [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: run, run. run away.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests -- oh, we love these guys. they just released their third album called "bitter rivals." and they're here tonight to perform a song from it called "minnie." please welcome sleigh bells! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ if you're classic on heavy today put the crash on the kick and you call it ♪ ♪ led by the violent days show me what it takes or get out of ♪ ♪ it's written all over your face putting panic ♪ ♪ in their eyes like a devil sleeping on ♪ ♪ a nameless grave you can't be proud if you're gonna lay down ♪
♪ minnie minnie go count your pennies i'm sorry to say you don't have many ♪ ♪ minnie minnie go count your pennies i'm sorry to say you don't have any ♪ ♪ gunslinger undertaker heartbreaker erase her ♪ ♪ minnie ripper ♪ ♪ minnie ripper gunslinger undertaker ♪ ♪ heartbreaker erase her minnie ripper ♪ ♪ minnie ripper ♪ ♪ ah ah ahh ♪ ♪ school girls crying in the rain because they're sitting by the window pane ♪ ♪ in pain tired of the violent praise strike fear in their hearts like a devil ♪
♪ and if it comes to this well then it comes to this maybe you can be a big ♪ ♪ you and me could be the dream team maybe you can be a big ♪ ♪ minnie minnie go count your pennies i'm sorry to say you don't have many ♪ minnie minnie go count your pennies i'm sorry to say you don't have any ♪ ♪ gunslinger undertaker heartbreaker erase her ♪ ♪ minnie ripper minnie ripper ♪ ♪ gunslinger undertaker heartbreaker erase her ♪ ♪ minnie ripper minnie ripper ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ ah ah ah ah ah ♪ ♪ minnie ripper minnie ripper ♪ ♪ ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪ ♪ minnie ripper minnie ripper ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! that's how you do it. that's how you do it. thank you so much. sleigh bells! [ cheers and applause ] "bitter rivals" is in stores right now. see them live friday right here in new york. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to liam hemsworth, bobby moynihan, taran killam, sleigh bells. [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye, bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪