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science expert kevin delaney, and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! oh! that's a great crowd! beautiful. welcome everyone to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. oh, the start of the week. this is a great way to kick it off. welcome everybody. thank you for being here. it's going to be fun. let's get to the news here.
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here's what everyone is talking about here. of course this weekend was the white house correspondent's dinner and during his speech on saturday president obama made fun of his low poll numbers, the botched obamacre rollout, and governor chris christie. [ light laughter ] while i was on the gone with putin negotiating a cease fire in ukraine. [ cheers and applause ] if he's gonna do my job -- ruined my whole weekend. obama actually had some pretty funny lines at the dinner but since he's not a trained comedian, i think he was concerned that people wouldn't know when the laugh. so he had a very interesting technique to make sure that people new when we got to the punchline. take a look. >> in 2008 my slogan was yes we can. in my 2013 my slogan was control alt delete. [ honk ] [ laughter ] i remember when a super pact was just me buying marlboro 100s instead of regulars. [ honk ] [ laughter ] these days, the house
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republicans actually give john boehner a harder time than they give me. which means orange really is the new black. [ honk ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] he was good. but this is weird. on saturday, chris christie tweeted that he had a a colonoscopy just hours before he went to the white house correspondent's dinner. [ laughter ] yeah, that's what you want to see at a dinner. chris christie after he wasn't able to eat for 24 hours. like, good god, kong has escaped! hit it with a tranquilizer! [ laughter and applause ] ahh! ahh! he's got the airplane! he's shutting down the bridge! [ laughter ] >> steve: why would you? >> jimmy: why would you tweet that. >> steve: why would you tweet that? >> jimmy: today though it was back to business for the president. and apparently this morning he
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met with the president of the country djibouti. [ laughter ] then biden was like kim kardashian's here? [ laughter ] i didn't even get a djibouti call. shake shake shake, shake shake shake. no, biden, stop it. get out of here. get out of here. if you can't handle this meeting, get out. [ laughter ] my body's djibouti-licious -- get outta -- hey. [ laughter ] other big news. the kentucky derby. did you guys watch the derby this weekend? [ chee exciting. won the race with a time of 2 minutes and 3 seconds. after the race california chrome was pretty tired but still had enough energy for an interview. and he had this to say. feels great to come in first. i trained all year for this. i believe in myself and what can i say, i did it. oh yeah, and one more thing. none of what i said is true because i have no idea what was happening because i'm a horse. [ cheers and applause ] i just went out for a run. that's it. did you see this?
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before the start of the kentucky derby on saturday, i was watching on "nbc." and they showed all jockeys like in a chyron on the bottom of the screen introducing themselves. you know like football players do it and they say their name. stuff like that. anyways, one of them sort of stuck out to me. see if you can tell which one. >> ricardo santana jr., tapiture. >> john velazquez, intense holiday. >> shaun bridgmohan, comanding curve. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: can we see that guy again? see him one more time? look at that. [ laughter ] that's always weird when the guy's horse is like, the one going, "okay, easy fella. come on --" [ laughter ] thank god the kentucky derby isn't a staring contest. or else it would have been -- [ laughter ] it's seems like they have told him that he's just gonna start riding that day. actually i heard that -- he's like i'm doing what? [ laughter ] he's actually, i heard he's
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dating ramona from "the real house wives." and -- [ laughter ] >> steve: really? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you guys want to see what their baby looks like? here is what they're baby would look like. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey everybody. happy cinco de mayo! [ cheers and applause ] cinco de mayo is fun. this is the -- this is the day what celebrates mexico's victory in the battle of puebla. although a lot of people mistaken think it's mexico's independence day. so remember to correct people if you want to be the most annoying guy at happy hour. [ laughter ] [ nerd voice ] common mistake actually -- a lot of people think that. independence day is actually in september. [ laughter ] can i have another diet ginger ale?
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do you have any frozen ginger ale.? do you have any eggnog? [ laughter ] of course not it's may. [ laughter ] hey did you guys see the barbara walters interview with donald sterling's girlfriend? it was juicy man -- it was definitely worth watching. v. stiviano. is donald sterling's girlfriend. anyways, well being the provisional that she is, barbara did everything that she could to make v. stiviano feel more comfortable. take a look. >> i became someone who protected him. someone who took care of him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can't hear you barbara. i love to show the rest of the interview. but this girl is a little -- different. take a look at what she said. >> can you tell me what your relationship with donald sterling is? >> i'm mr. sterling's right hand -- arm -- man. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: right hand, hand arm man face, arm, leg foot. [ laughter ] army an army's man and where everyone has a hand in being a a man. [ laughter ] and that's not all she is this to this guy. she's other things. >> i'm his confidant, his best friend, his silly rabbit. [ laughter ] >> his what? >> his silly rabbit. >> his silly rabbit? is that what he calls you? >> no. [ laughter ] >> steve: wait what, what? >> jimmy: he doesn't call you that. i'm his toucan sam. i'm his captain crunch. [ laughter ] barbara was like why didn't i retire last year? why am i doing this.? [ laughter ] but then finally barbara asked
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her the question we all want to know the answer to. >> is donald sterling a racist. >> no. i don't believe it in my heart. >> and you heard him say derogatory things about minorities in general and blacks in particular? >> absolutely. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i think her heart should listen to what her mouth is saying. [ laughter ] and finally a new study found that a growing number of dog owners are giving their pets antianxiety medication. as a way to calm them down and reduce any unwanted stress in their lives. and dogs said, or you could just sell the damn vacuum. [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots everybody! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounds good, buddy. i don't know if you guys saw this but we did this thing on our show a couple weeks ago where we were playing different songs. some of them made us laugh. anyways, we played a song called" don't let the doorknob hit you." it's a good song by latimore. take a listen to this. ♪ ♪ i won't stand in your way
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i will not beg you to stay just ♪ ♪ let the doorknob hit you where the good lord split you ♪ >> jimmy: so stop it there, yeah. we -- [ laughter ] so we had one of our favorite comedians and writers come on the show and actually do a a little tribute to latimore. and this is what it looked like here. ♪ ♪ don't let the doorknob hit you where the good lord split you ♪ >> jimmy: yeah so -- [ cheers and applause ] so right now we're so excited and honored to have the real guy here. latimore is right there, buddy. hey! [ cheers and applause ]
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thank you so much for coming on the show. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. well how was with the impression was it close? >> it was ehh. >> jimmy: yeah thank you very much. latimore has a new greatest hits album "best of latimore." go pick it up guys. he's very very talented. very good. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for being here buddy. i appreciate it. good guy, good sport. [ applause ] tonight -- tonight we have an unbelievable show. he's one of the greatest actors in the world. he's currently on broadway for the first time. and he's tony nominated. [ cheers and applause ] starring in "all the way" bryan cranston is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] what a couple years. that guy from breaking bad -- this guy is just awesome. plus she is's an incredibly incredibly talented young actress. if you are buying actress stock, this is the one to get right now. she's going to be huge. brie larson is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] talented, talented, talented.
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and then we got this guy, oh my god, i love this guy. he's a science expert. he's from the museum of discovery in little rock, arkansas and he's going to just -- come, he's has all sorts of the chemicals and bunsen burners and beakers. and he's got a thing of gummy worms -- [ light laughter ] there might be something wrong with him. i don't know. but anyways, he's great. kevin delaney is here. he got a bunch of experiments. [ applause ] it's going to be great. smoke, flames, it's nuts. it's fun show. hey, roots is this true? when's this -- can i -- i'm just going to give a sneak peek. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: new roots album? >> yeah. >> jimmy: may 19th. this is real guys. the new roots album. here is the cover right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now is there any piece of me in this? [ laughter ]
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: i'll just asked now. you probably printed all the copies and all the stuff, right. >> yeah i did it in my basement. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no it's not -- it's a a record deal. but am i stamped on the album. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: cause last album they put out last year i wasn't -- my name wasn't mentioned. [ laughter ] i'm assuming -- i'm assuming you know, you learned from your mistakes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and, you know, you put out another one. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did well. >> steve: two weeks till may 19th. >> jimmy: yeah, may 19th two weeks. >> steve: i got a box of sharpies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is the name of the album? >> and then you shoot your cousin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then you shoot your cousin? >> yeah. >> jimmy: can i get my name taken off of this album? [ laughter ] i don't want to be involved in any shooting. and then you shoot your cousin. and we're going to play maybe some tracks from it tomorrow. is that cool?
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>> oh yeah. >> jimmy: very exciting. the roots, you guys. may 19th. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are unbelievable. you don't stop. >> we never stop. >> jimmy: so proud of you guys. this is going to be fun. i just -- i read something that really disturbed me recently. american kids are ranked 30th in the world in terms of math skills. yeah. nobody seems to know how to turn this around. i think the problem is just that today's kids can't relate to old fashioned things like numbers. [ laughter ] so we've updated math to make the equations more about stuff modern kids can relate to. in a segment called "popular mathematics." hope you like it. ♪ ♪ popular mathematics ♪ mathematics [ applause ] >> jimmy: let's take a look at these. first equation here. we have,if you take ben stiller and you add rhianna, it equals you benihana. [ laughter and applause ] see how that works?
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you get the idea, it's math. here's another one here. kevin spacey plus a pig equals kevin bacon. get it? [ laughter and applause ] how great is that? kids can learn math. let's check out another one here. if you take our very own questlove. you add al pacino. you get phil specter. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's math kids can use everyday. >> jimmy: i bet that he's heard that a million times. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: moving on, the next one involves the new president of the knicks. take phil jackson plus fried chicken equals colonel sanders. you see what he's doing? he's got a new thing. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. it's so good of you to do this. >> jimmy: this is good. it helps kids. >> it helps kids. all about the kids. >> jimmy: yeah. check out another equation here. board games plus a toilet equals game of thrones. see that. [ laughter and applause ] i love that show. i get it. >> yeah a throne. >> jimmy: look at this guy. we like him.
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benedict cumberbatch plus arnold schwarzenegger equals benedict arnold. see what i'm saying? [ laughter and applause ] [ arnold impression ] >> steve: i'm a traiter. >> jimmy: and finally a a kentucky derby jockey minus the shirt equals vladimir putin. there you go, that's all the time we have for "popular mathmatics." we'll be right back with bryan cranston everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ let's see what you got? rv -- covered. why would you pay for a hotel? i never do. motorcycles -- check. atv. i ride those. do you? no. boat. ahoy, mateys. house. hello, dear. hello. hello. van with airbrushed fire-breathing dragons.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest this evening -- was just nominated for a tony award for his portrayal of "lbj" in the hit broadway show, "all the way" which was also nominated for best play. go. go, bryan. [ cheers and applause ] he also stars in the highly anticipated new film, "godzilla" which hits theaters next friday. say "hello" to the talented man. here's bryan cranston.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bryan cranston! >> good to see all. >> jimmy: well, how's it feel? >> here you are. 6 b. >> jimmy: does it feel good? does it feel different? >> it feels historic. >> jimmy: it does, right? >> it does. >> jimmy: it's fun, right? we're here. we're back. >> the origins of the show. >> jimmy: "the tonight show's" back in new york. it's -- >> this is it. >> jimmy: this is what we have to do. >> very exciting. good for you. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you. >> we love you. thank you for being here. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: congratulations to you. oh my gosh! now, you've never been on broadway before, right? >> no! no. no. this is the first time. >> jimmy: and you went for it
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in this role. i knew it. i said, i saw, like -- they showed me commercials. i was watching this commercial of you. i go, "oh my gosh. he's going to get a tony for this." and then you get nominated for a tony award. and the show as well! >> yeah. >> jimmy: first time out of the box! >> first time out, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it looks -- i mean, it looks and acts nothing like you because i know you as a person. i was like, "oh my gosh. it must be so exciting to do this." >> it's thrilling and exhausting. >> jimmy: it is, right? >> it's nearly a 3 hour play. and -- lbj was fierce. he was just -- ferocious -- you know, in, in the white house. and he would, he would badger people. he would cajole. he would tell a crude joke. he would do whatever it took to get what he wanted. >> jimmy: and he also, he also had long ear lobes. [ laughter ] >> yeah. well, he had -- he had long extensions of many different -- body parts. >> jimmy: oh really? [ laughter ] is that right? >> yeah. yeah, he was -- >> jimmy: like his nose. >> yeah, his nose. like, exactly. yeah as a matter of fact, i -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- i didn't do that much research. i think you're talking about a a different lbj.
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[ laughter and applause ] that is a -- that's a spanish -- that's a a spanish dirty movie. that's a dirty movie. >> "oh, lbj." >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> no, that's a different, different show. that's playing further down. >> jimmy: yeah yeah yeah. but it's a good show if you can check it out. >> it's a great show. lbj. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, that was very good. in times square, that one. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> aaron paul is starring in that one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he does a great job as lbj, huh? >> but i did. i -- you know, he had, he had a a large nose and he had ears. so the only thing i really could do was i, i got these ear extensions. and i got them -- i brought them for you -- [ laughter ] as a present -- in a very familiar box. >> yeah, absolutely. >> and here they are. in case you didn't know, this is the right one. so this is what i wear on the show. >> jimmy: you really do? >> i actually wore those yesterday. yeah.
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and they go -- well, they -- kind of go like that. yeah, well -- >> jimmy: am i doing it right? i haven't put on ear rings in a a while. >> yeah. like that. and then this one is like -- like that. >> jimmy: yeah. it's a -- it's amazing -- [ cheers and applause ] >> it's subtle. it's subtle but it really works. >> jimmy: it really does. yeah. it really does. >> what's amazing about this is that -- this is foreskin leftover from a -- [ laughter and applause ] -- a circumcision. i got it from mount sinai hospital. >> jimmy: yeah? you did really? yeah. >> they have a lot of them on hand. >> jimmy: yeah. this one's getting longer. it's very weird. very interesting. the more -- the more i touch it -- the longer it gets. thank you for bringing that gift to me. i really appreciate that. >> you're quite welcome.
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quite welcome. >> jimmy: now you transform into -- lyndon b. johnson and you actually, like, you have a a thing called "the johnson treatment." is that what it's called? >> well, that's -- you know, that's what he was known for. either the texas twist or the johnson treatment. and everybody knew going in the oval office that they were going to get some form of that. and what it was is his ability to turn and -- turn your opinion around to what he wanted you to think. >> jimmy: really? >> oh my god! it was just amazing what he was able to do. >> jimmy: could you, could you do that with me? >> maybe. i don't know. let's see what you got. [ impersonating lbj ] jimmy, it's good to see you. it's great to be here in a a studio 6 b. so much history here. i hope you do it justice, young man. you're looking fine. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> looking fine. >> jimmy: thank you very much, mr. president. [ cheers and applause ] >> what's your dilemma? >> jimmy: well, i just wanted to say a lot of people talking today about -- cinco de mayo. >> cinco de mayo, yeah. [ laughter ] i understand. >> jimmy: and -- so i -- people were saying, do you like frozen margaritas or margaritas
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on the rocks. i'd say -- on the rocks. >> oh, well. yeah, i understand why you'd think that way. i really do. i understand that but now you have to take into consideration that now you're a family man. now, how's nancy by the way. is she good? >> jimmy: my wife, nancy, is good, yeah. >> she's such a sweet lady. i miss seeing her smile. yeah, i do. >> jimmy: i'll tell her you said "hi." >> she's just a delight. now the other thing i want to tell you about -- [ laughter ] is that, now you got young winnie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think she is the light of your eyes. >> jimmy: yes, she is. >> she just glows whenever you come close to her. and of course, she'd want her daddy to be drinking a -- a a drink that he can relish and something that he can enjoy. [ light laughter ] now, with a, with a rocks, you drink that thing a little too quick. now, with a frozen margarita, you take your time. you take your time with that. you take a little sip, don't you? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and when you're done with that, you got more time to, to spend with your young daughter, don't you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i actually do, yeah. i have to start drinking more
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frozen margaritas. >> frozen margaritas. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to do that right now. >> i'm glad we had this talk. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's awesome! we did not plan that. that is awesome. you are the best. that is tony award-winning performance. that's bryan cranston right there. go see him. go see him as lbj. oh my gosh. more with bryan when we get back. come on back everybody. ♪ ♪
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doesn't really look like burger. man 2: grilled beef patty? that's burger-esque. man 1: yeah, but the flour tortilla is, like, quesadilla-y. man 2: it's both, okay? you happy? man 1: dude, it's four bucks. i am definitely happy. [ding] waitress: welcome to denny's. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey everybody, i'm back with the great bryan cranston right here. if you are in new york city do not miss bryan's performance as
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lbj in "all the way" at the neil science theater. the neil simon theater, that must just be amazing. >> very historic, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean when you saw you're name up there, was that just like -- >> neil simon is an usher there still. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right, that's unbelievable. very historic, yeah. not that neil, it's a differet one. but -- that just must be amazing. >> it's so much fun to go to work every day and do a great play like this. >> jimmy: and now you have this giant movie coming out next friday. "godzilla." >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's coming out. now we were going to -- i was going to talk to you about the film. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: but i want to shake things up a little bit in conversation. we're going to play a game called word sneak. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] now here is how the "tonight show" word sneak works. okay? we'll each get five cards. these are your cards. >> all right. did you look at my cards already? >> jimmy: no i did not look at your cards. we've never met, right? [ laughter ] no i wouldn't do it. so anyways, you have to -- oh god. somehow we have a five random words written on these cards. our goal is to work these words into the conversation as casuallily and seemlessly as
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possible. are you in? all right. i'm going to start it off. now, "godzilla." does he wear clothing ever in the movie? >> well, you know, no. he, like -- like a lot of the roles that i've played, you know, he's been naked for a lot of the parts, you know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he wouldn't wear like jeans or slacks? or dungarees? [ laughter ] >> no, not at all. no. >> jimmy: no, that wouldn't be something he would wear. >> no he wouldn't do that. just like you wouldn't eat soup with a spork -- [ laughter ] -- or anything like that. [ applause ] i mean that would just be silly. >> jimmy: i love silly things. i love anything silly man. >> do you really? >> jimmy: yeah. i love running around like, shooting water guns. [ laughter ] or like sliding down a slip and slide or anything fun like that. that's fun stuff for me man.
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>> do you know what really fun? >> jimmy: what's that? >> if you're going down a slip and slide and you end up in a a big vat of guacamole. [ laughter ] wouldn't that be-- that'd be awesome. >> jimmy: or if skip over the guacamole and land straight into lake titicaca. [ laughter ] that is fun. that is really fun. >> oh that would be amazing. and i can't think of a better person to probably do that with than baseball great third baseman wade boggs. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: when you're doing the play -- i mean, you are doing "godzilla." the movie's there. do you have an understudy? do you have someone that's also like a great actor? it could be anyone. >> do you have an idea of who that might be? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. it could be anyone. it could be al pacino. it could be robert de niro.
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it could be patrick duffy. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] anyone at all? >> well because patrick duffy played that man-imal, right. he played in a series where he had webbed feet all the time. and he badonkadonk. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that was -- [ cheers and applause ] that's not an indian name. that's not an indian name. >> hey, that was his name. >> jimmy: you tried to make badonkadonk into -- make it -- [ laughter ] oh my god. you know what? let's a role clip and then we'll go out and get some crab legs. [ laughter ] here we go. "godzilla" everybody. >> we're heading back. let's go. oh my god. >> no there's been a breach. we have him back to the containment shield.
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>> debroah listen to me. you need to get out of there. run. if there's been a reactor breach you won't last five minute, with or without the suits. you do hear me? >> i hear you. we're coming! >> i'll meet down there myself. put the safety doors on manual override. >> no, i cannot do that. >> keep the doors open. my wife is still in there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to the great bryan cranston everybody. brie larson joins us after the break. stick around. come on back, it's fun. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ aflac. ♪ aflac, aflac, aflac! ♪ [ both sigh ] ♪ ugh! ♪ you told me he was good, dude. yeah he stinks at golf.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest won a a slew of awards earlier this year for her work in "short term 12." she can next be seen opposite mark wahlberg in "the gambler." she's one of my favorite new actresses. i was just dying to have her on the show. please welcome ladies and gentlemen, brie larson.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: brie. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." and also this is the second time you've appeared here. [ laughter ] and thank you for being here. i'm such a big fan of yours. i'm a giant, giant fan of yours. i want to know all about you. where are from? >> i'm from sacramento. >> jimmy: you're from sacramento. >> yeah. [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: and you're very young. >> there's a lot of people from sacramento here? >> jimmy: half my audience comes from sacramento. >> wow. hey! good to see you. >> jimmy: the fly them in. absolutely. yeah. >> that's great. >> jimmy: and you're very young. so you started acting super young. when did you start acting? >> i told my mom i knew what my dharma was when i was six years old. >> jimmy: knew what you're dharma was? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: so hippie parents. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, yeah. they were chiropractors. very hippie. >> jimmy: cool. >> but i was a very serious. i was a very serious child. >> jimmy: were you really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so would you go to school plays and be like -- method and get really into character? >> yes. yes, and it didn't make sense at the time because you know -- when you're auditioning as a a kid, people just want you to be a kid. they don't want you to show up in a costume but i didn't really understand that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i would kind of show up in, you know, tattered clothes and a shawl and would be kind of softly singing "castle on a a cloud" from "le mis." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god. oh my god. >> i just get really it into and the cast people would be like weeping and -- you know. >> jimmy: really moving yeah. >> maybe for a fish sticks commercial or something like that. [ laughter ] like not really appropriate but great try. [ british accent ] >> jimmy: may i have one more fish stick please? >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: you were also into like art work and animation? >> yeah. i was always trying to get a a job of some kind. i don't know what my deal was. >> jimmy: hard working kid man. >> i guess, i guess. but we had a trip to disneyland or disney world planned and to prepare i wrote a 300 page story board for "the lion
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king." and it was like page by page. like mufasa falling and just like the levels of him falling. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: did you ever get to it disney? >> well we went to disney world and my mom forgot it and i cried very hard about it. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: ooh. i mean those disney movies are very sad anyway. [ laughter ] i mean you can't end up with a a happy ending. >> it was very sad. >> jimmy: they never got them? >> i met the animator. he gave me his card. so i have that, you know, in my back pocket. >> jimmy: oh really? >> in case -- >> jimmy: we have a lot of animators watch our show. >> yeah? >> jimmy: yeah. the guy from -- john lasseter from pixar watches a all the time. john she's got a story board for the move "lion king." [ laughter ] >> please take a look at it. it's pretty old but -- >> jimmy: is it a sequel? or no? >> no it's original which they already made. i don't know why i felt the need to make a -- >> jimmy: well if you want to look at what you guys made, brie has something for ya. >> i've got it, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah that's good. they could use that. >> it's pretty good. [ laughter ] >> i am. >> jimmy: -- in new york city which is like the ultimate
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clash of art and fashion. it's unbelievable. have you ever been? >> no. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. it's wild. >> is it going to be something? >> jimmy: what are you wearing? >> i'm wearing prada and i got to design it myself which is pretty cool. >> jimmy: how do you get to design your own outfit? >> i asked if i could. because i wanted to kind of meld all of these elements together and go in something that made me feel comfortable and i'm inspired by art and joan of ark so i created a suit of armor. with prada. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no way. >> yeah, it's pretty cool. i'm wearing pants. war pants. >> jimmy: yeah cause it happened tonight. yeah. oh really? so looks -- a suit of armor? it happened already, yeah. >> yes, a suit of armor. i mean it's kind of a combo of like bee gees meets joan of ark. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see now we're talking. i love that kind of stuff. >> definitely a needed combination and we have yet to see that yet. >> jimmy: well you've always been a fashion conscience person. >> no. i don't think so. >> jimmy: yeah. well, i don't know. i have some pictures here that are very fun. [ laughter ] little sailor. this little sailor came in everybody. i guessed it was a -- >> my mom made that one.
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>> jimmy: do your, like, little tie or whatever it is match the wallpaper? >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] she did the photo shoot too. >> jimmy: that is kind of unbelievable. thanks mom. and then here doing your little angelina jolie impression. and it's fantastic. >> i just really like the leg, the popped leg. >> jimmy: totally. the popped leg. >> it's like a really nice touch to that. >> jimmy: what is this one for? just like a little -- >> that was a birthday party. my mom made a cake that was a a volcano. i had a dry ice and then it kind of spilled out. >> jimmy: that's super fun. and this one -- this is a a different brie larson. do you have cat ears? what is this? >> yeah. well, i was really into hip hop. [ laughter ] so i was wearing -- >> jimmy: still not getting why you're wearing -- >> that doesn't make sense? >> jimmy: the weird cat ears. >> i was taking hip-hop lessons from a guy named pepa vaughan and then "josie and the pussy cats" came out. so you have to combine the two when inspiration strikes. >> jimmy: wait, so you have the head band from hip-hop class -- >> yeah and then the "josie and the pussy cat" ears for flare. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: for flare. i can't wait to see the pictures of what you did tonight.
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we're giant fans of you over here. thank you so much for coming on. >> thank you! >> jimmy: brie larson! >> thank you! >> jimmy: we'll be right become with science expert kevin delaney with explosions! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ girl ] my mom, she makes underwater fans that are powered by the moon. ♪ [ birds squawking ] my mom makes airplane engines that can talk. [ birds squawking ] ♪ my mom makes hospitals you can hold in your hand. ♪ my mom can print amazing things right from her computer.
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>> jimmy: welcome back everybody! our next guest is joining us from the "museum of discovery" in little rock, arkansas. and he's here to teach us about science. >> yeah. >> jimmy: please welcome to the show, science expert, kevin delaney! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, buddy. kevin, what you do at the "museum of discovery"? >> i am the director of visitor experience which means i direct the visitor's experience. i tell them to go left when they get there. go right when they get there. action cut. that kind of stuff. no, i'm just kidding. no. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> i just make sure everybody has a good time. do lots of the science demonstrations. that kind of stuff. >> jimmy: all right. so what are we are going to do here first? >> all right. so -- easter was over. easter's over. we have too much candy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we're going to get rid of some of this candy. so in each of these flasks, i have a chemical. it's called potassium -- chlorate. and so that's the kind of like, the white stuff that's on the tip of matches. you know? >> jimmy: okay. >> so -- what we're going to do is we're going, we're going -- we're going let all this energy
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in the sugar go. because sugar gives you too much. it makes you too hyper, you know. there's -- there's a lot of energy in sugar so we're just going to get rid of it. so grab, grab, just grab a a handful. >> jimmy: what do you have? what kind of the candy do you have? >> i have gummy bears here and i have battle caps here. what do you got? >> jimmy: this is like a old circus peanut. >> they're all old. nobody eats circus peanuts. >> jimmy: that's right. >> grab the jelly beans. okay, ready? >> jimmy: yep. >> on three. ready? >> jimmy: i got scared. [ light laughter ] gosh! look at that. >> so, so we're burning a energy out. >> jimmy: this eat and put in our mouths? [ laughter ] >> this is what we eat and put in our mouths all the time. >> jimmy: oh my gosh! >> and this is what is in it. >> jimmy: look at that gummy bear. it's going nuts. [ laughter ] >> and this smoke is -- the smoke is poisonous. so -- no, i'm just -- it's not poisonous. [ l >> jimmy: kevin, don't -- >> it's fine. so it just -- it smells like a okay, so let's go over h so, hydrog you have that in your bathroom, right? >> jimmy: no one breathe it in. yeah. >> so this is hydrogen peroxide. >> jimmy: okay. >> the stuff you have in your bathroom is like 3 so if you put it on a cut, what happens? >> jimmy: it's starts to bubble. >> yeah. there's a lot of oxygen in there.
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>> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so, so, we're going to, we're g to get a little more bub going on. >> jimmy: okay. >> so -- first of all, grab -- grab some soap. you want to pour here. >> jimmy: this is just soap. dish soap. >> jimmy: soap and hydrogen peroxide. >> yeah. soap and hydrogen peroxide, so far. and then we're going to add some food color. it's cinco de mayo. >> jimmy: hey, it cinco de may [ cheers and applaus >> happy cinco de mayo! >> jimmy: >> yeah. so we'll add red and green. so there mexican flag. so here we go. >> jimmy: all right. got a little red and green. >> now, this is a demonst that we call "pasta de bientes paras elefante" -- >> jimmy: who called it that? >> which is french. pardon my french. >> jimmy: that's not french. >> no, it's spanish. >> jimmy: all right. >> okay. so it means "eleph toothpaste." >> jimmy: okay. >> so the next thing we're going to do, we're going to release all of th a and that's what we have here. this potassium iodide. >> jimmy: potassium iodide. [ laughter ] >> are you ready? >> all right. three, two, one. pour it in there. >> ooh! >> step back. step b step back! [ cheers and >> jimmy: that is so r >> right? >> jimmy >> >> jimmy: th >> i can't see anybody. >> jimmy: that is so f >> so this is an exothermic reaction which means heat released. so look at all this -- steam that's coming up. isn't that awesome? >> jimmy: oh my god!
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it's really -- hot. >> i know. don't -- be careful. be careful. it's caliente. >> jimmy: i might have super pow >> you might hav [ laught >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to shoot, like, cotton cand of my - >> can i have my trash can, please? >> jimmy: that is so -- >> so -- >> jimmy: what are these? >> these are vortex cannon. this is a trash can vortex cannon. >> jimm i -- >> so, you know what a is? >> jimmy: no b see >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "stomp" off-broadway. >> i was. they kicked me out because i cut holes in al >> jimmy: yeah. >> y >> jimmy: so this is a vortex? >> yeah. so right here, we have a hole in the end of the trash can. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and we have sort of a shower curtain on this end so what we're going to do is we're going to send a vortex a a blast of air out. so you know how if you pour wine, it starts to glug sometim >> jimmy: y if you twist that wine bottle, you're creating a vortex allowing the f the liquid to go out -- and the air to come in. so it's smooth. it pours a lot more smoothly. a couple glass of vortexes after the show. [ laughter ] >> tell me about it, man. all ri so give a whack to that and s if you can kno cups. just whack it. just whack it. >> jimmy: saying h-whac >> jimmy: i know but nob pronounces it. >> i do! just hit it. hit it! >> jimmy: all right! [ laughter ] >> you know what? you know what? we need to be able to see this
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a little bit more. we need to be see the vortex because it -- so we're going to make it groovier. can i have that smoke machine, please? i'm going to fill mine. i'm going to fill yours first. you know. there you go. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right. now whack it. just -- go ahead and give a tap on the back there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! >> there you go. >> jimmy: dude, you are so cool! >> now, we can see a vortex. >> jimmy: you are the coolest guy ever! >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to hang out with you! [ cheers and applause ] kevin delaney, everybody! hey, if you guys are in little rock, check out the "museum of discovery." kevin delaney! he's awesome. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: the tonight show staring jimmy fallon is brought to you by g.e. great ideas haen after dark. ♪
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