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>> flash flood watch for the entire bay area. if you live near a creek, river, or stream watch that closely. a few tips with the storm system coming in, you have time to clean out the storm drains near the house. bring anything indoors. chairs can be flying projectiles and wind gusts of 20 to 40 miles per hour. if you are in a flood prone area, think about getting a few sandbags. storm day is on thursday with heavier rain. scattered areas and drying this weekend. >> expect a slight delay on thursday. that's going to do it for us. see you tomorrow. bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his
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guests -- ricky gervais. stevie van zandt. musical guest, i love makonnen. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 176! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you so much! thank you! that's a hot crowd! hot crowd right there. welcome. welcome, welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching at home. you're on a hot show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome.
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here's what people are talking about. of course, everyone is very excited about prince william and kate middleton is visiting new york city. and everyone's excited. it's so cool. [ cheers and applause ] last night, they went to a a brooklyn nets game and actually met up with jay-z and beyonce afterwards. yeah. when asked what it was like meeting real royalty, william and kate were like, "amazing. they're amazing. they really are great in person as well. yeah. amazing. even more bootylicious." [ laughter ] yeah. but the big news is, a report released by the senate. it's all about interrogation techniques that have been used by the cia. and not surprisingly, very controversial. turns out the cia's been using some torture techniques that really cross the line. and this is torture. take a look. first, we have starting a text but not finishing it so it just leaves that your friend is typing bubble up forever. [ applause ] just awful. awful techniques. >> steve: why? >> jimmy: serious, crazy stuff.
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making them sit through the entire ad before a youtube video. i mean these are torture techniques. torture. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: it's just torture. guys, a little celebrity gossip here. it's rumored that miley cyrus made out with paris hilton during a party in miami last week. [ audience ohs ] miley said, "wow, it's my first time." and paris said, "kissing a a girl?" and miley was like, "no, kissing an old person." [ laughter ] it's just -- it's just weird she said that. some tv news. i saw that howard stern is returning as a judge for the tenth season of "america's got talent." yep. still not returning this year? talent. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's too much. >> stick with what works. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: some pretty big sports news here. i saw that umpire dale scott recently became the first major league umpire to come out as gay. [ cheers and applause ] well, he says he's out, but the other umps said he was safe. so now they got to look at the
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replay of the whole thing. [ applause ] >> steve: oh! ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, umpire dale scott came out during an interview with "referee magazine." it's a huge shock. you know, that there's something called "referee magazine." [ laughter ] is it here yet? is it here yet? nope. i didn't get it yet. next week. i can't wait to see it. ♪ sad music, i didn't know -- i'll wait till -- i'll look at last month's "referee magazine." think about what could be in next month's. let me just check again and make sure. ♪ [ applause ] why? >> steve: that's sad. >> jimmy: no. guys, listen to this.
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microsoft announced that it will no longer offer clip art for people using microsoft word. [ audience aws ] they say it could be a small inconvenience for word users and a devastating blow for church newsletters. [ laughter and applause ] look, they have a cat in a a chef's outfit. potluck dinner. that's right, microsoft said that it will no longer offer clip art for people using microsoft word. i gotta say, i don't think this is a good call. microsoft, i've got something to say to you. seriously. [ laughter ] you dropped the ball on this one. [ laughter ] you're toast. [ laughter ] i mean, you had the key to the red door. now you're just a small desk sitting next to a few different sizes of larger desks. [ laughter ] you may feel like a really old turtle. [ light laughter ] or an alien pretending to be the easter bunny. [ laughter ] or even the drunk rat chowing down on some seafood. [ laughter ]
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but hey, chin up. at least you don't have to deal with this a-hole anymore. [ cheers and applause ] i had to get that off my chest. >> steve: clippy. >> jimmy: a little more tech news here. it might be a good gift idea for the holidays. a company in california has released an extra-large tablet computer that's actually the size of small television. yep. they say it's the perfect tablet for every idiot you stand behind at a concert. they're like. [ laughter ] [ applause ] put this on youtube. another gift idea. starbucks is offering a limited number of sterling silver gift cards that cost $200. yep. it's a very classy way of saying "i know nothing about you." [ laughter ] this was surprising. researchers at google say that they are getting rid of captcha text. you know what i'm talking about? that squiggly words you have to type in when you order stuff online. i'll be honest, i'm pretty sad about this news.
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i'm really going to miss captcha. so i thought i'd take a moment right now and say good-bye to some of my favorite captcha words. good-bye, zadtap padorfa. [ laughter ] we'll miss you ungotiq rigolub. so long, wiener tower. [ laughter ] until we meet again, scraped my anal. [ laughter ] and finally, fare thee well grinding pube fuel. [ cheers and applause ] going to miss you guys. and finally, i thought this was very interesting. new research has found that 84% of vegetarians and vegans ultimately return to eating meat. yep. turns out the way animals are treated is nothing compared to how people treat vegetarians. we have a great show guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right here. hey, we have a great week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, big movie star, mark wahlberg will be here tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] mark and i are going to debut a a fun, fun new game called slap jack. be sure to tune in for that. then thursday, we have dwyane johnson, barbara walters and rick ross. >> steve: woah! >> jimmy: for one show. that's an amazing show. barbara walters and rick ross always go everywhere together. >> steve: everywhere. they're like a team. >> jimmy: they are. and then joining you on friday from the new movie "the hobbit: battle of the five armies", martin friedman will be dropping by. he's hosting snl. >> steve: he's hosting snl this week. >> jimmy: "saturday night live" this weekend. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. he is a hilarious comedian and actor. he stars in the new "night at the museum" movie. ricky gervais is here! [ cheers and applause ] he's a funny human being. >> steve: funny. >> jimmy: and fun to hang out with. good guy. from the netflix show "lilyhammer" and bruce
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springsteen's e street band, stevie van zandt is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] cool, dude. and we have music from i love makonnen. >> steve: ooh! >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] i love makonnen. >> steve: i love makonnen. [ cheers and applause ] team coco. >> jimmy: guys, it's time to look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of santa- con. an annual event where thousands of people get together, dress up like santa claus, and then go bar hopping all day and night. what could go wrong? it's happening this weekend. let's take a look at the pros and cons of santa-con. here we go. pro, participants call this weekend's event santa-con saturday. con, everyone else calls it the nightmare before christmas. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: pro, it's the only place where you can see a drunk santa in the middle of the day. con, besides every single mall in america. that's not true. pro, hearing santa ask, have you been naughty or nice? con, hearing santa ask, am i a a pretty santa?er and applause ] >> steve: oh, my. >> jimmy: am i a pretty santa, yeah. >> steve: pretty santa. >> jimmy: of course you are. yeah, yeah. >> steve: that's sad. >> jimmy: pro, the event raises money for needy children. con, specifically, the ones that need therapy after seeing santa take a leak behind a a dumpster. that's -- yeah, yeah. that's not a good sight. >> steve: merry christmas. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, seeing a santa shout merry christmas to people on the street. con, eight hours later seeing him shout, "come on, karen, don't be like this," to a girl in an elf costume. [ laughter ] things get out of hand. >> steve: not good. >> jimmy: pro, in holland, it's known as sintercon. con, in germany it's known as drunken-douche. [ laughter ] >> steve: drunken-douche. yeah.
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>> jimmy: pro, seeing a little dog dressed in a red suit. con, realizing it's just a rat wearing an old doritos bag for warmth. >> steve: still cute. it's still cute. >> jimmy: still cute. it is. and finally, pro, seeing all the santas finally leave at the end of the night. con, seeing them take the sleigh ride of shame the next morning. there you go. that's your pros and cons, everybody. ♪ thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] guys, we have exactly 11 shows left before we go on christmas break, which means it's time for a new "tonight show" tradition. it's time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. ♪ 12 days of christmas sweaters 11 days left ♪ >> jimmy: that's right. every show between now and christmas, we're giving one lucky audience member a stylish christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. now since there are 11 shows left, let's open door number 11. [ drum roll ] [ applause ]
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wow! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] now, let's see who's going home with tonight's sweater. everyone, look at your seat number. if i call your number, i need you to jump up, let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drum roll, please? [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number? who wants this sweater? [ cheers ] 427! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi! come on over! hey, come on over. how are you? >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm victoria. >> jimmy: victoria, welcome. where are you from?
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>> boulder, colorado. >> jimmy: oh, i love colorado. beautiful. >> are you going to put this on me? >> jimmy: yeah, would you like to try it on? >> i can't wait. >> jimmy: really? yeah. we can't wait either. please, yeah. let's swap this one out. but you also put it right over. it goes over everything. it matches everything. oh! oh, it's beautiful. are you kidding me? [ cheers and applause ] it's gorgeous. beautiful. oh, my gosh. that's what i'm talking about. you needed that. that's perfect. happy holidays. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much. i appreciate it. come on. give her a round of applause. looking good. looking good. [ cheers and applause ] thanks again to our lucky audience member. stick around. we'll be right back with ricky gervais, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ - whatd'ya get? - whatd'ya get? oh, whatd'ya get, dude? whatd'ya get? what did you get? i'm stuck - what'd he get private? - what'd he get? woo hoo! whatd'ya get? what is it? what is it? what is it?
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and golden globe award winning actor, writer and creator of "the office," "extras" and "derrick." starting december 19th, you can see him on the big screen in "night at the museum: secret of the tomb." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ricky gervais!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. >> shalamar. >> jimmy: welcome back. that is shalamar. >> yeah. >> jimmy: absolutely, yeah. you knew that. [ laughter ] ] >> no reason just to -- [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: is that a new dance? >> no. >> jimmy: aww! 'cause you were very cool. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you kind of walked out like -- >> yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> good night. >> jimmy: no, no, don't leave. no. [ laughter ] i like that. do, do people make you do the office dance? >> no. >> jimmy: they do. >> no! >> jimmy: well, do you do that at weddings and stuff? >> no! >> jimmy: ricky! >> why would i do that? >> jimmy: 'cause it's -- it's fun. >> it's fun for you. >> jimmy: yeah, it is! [ laughter ] it's fun for you but -- >> i'll do it on your birthday. i'll come on and do it on your birthday. >> jimmy: you really will? >> when's your birthday?
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there's one every year, isn't there? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i mean, today is my birthday. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, not yet, no. he just mumbled under his breath, "stop it." >> this is going well. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you would do it? will you real -- september 19th is my birthday. >> yeah. >> jimmy: will you do it? >> i'll, i'll be -- i'll definitely be here on september 19th. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. this is a good actor. ricky, thank you for being here. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: i know -- the holidays are kicking off. are you going to england for the holidays? >> yeah. i don't think i've never missed a christmas in -- england. >> jimmy: they go all out in england for christmas. >> yeah, it's nice. yeah. yeah. we don't really do thanksgiving. but we, we, we do -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: makes sense. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was that walk? >> well, we don't. >> jimmy: you don't. yeah, no. you have nothing -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: christmas you go -- all out. >> we do christmas. >> jimmy: and you do puddings and stuff. >> yeah. why bring up puddings? this is -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> what we do --
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>> jimmy: that's what people talk about. >> we do puddings? >> jimmy: yes! >> is this all you've got? >> jimmy: no, that's not -- [ laughter ] no, no, no. i don't know. i think that -- i don't know. i don't live in england. you -- what do you do? what do you do in england? puddings and what do you do? >> yeah, we have puddings. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. they wanna know! >> yes! >> jimmy: what kind of puddings? >> we have pudding in england! >> jimmy: oh, bull crap! [ cheers and applause ] we don't believe you. they don't believe you. i don't believe you. but what do you do? but what do you do? i don't know. >> what do you mean? we just -- wha -- wha -- >> >> jimmy: do you have the family? do you have a big family? >> yes, we have family in england, yes. [ laughter ] yeah! we have -- [ laughter and applause ] yes! yeah, no we do. we do, yeah. i've got a huge family, actually. >> jimmy: you do? >> i've got, i've got -- lots of -- i've got older brothers and sisters. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i've got lots of nieces and nephews. i don't know how many. like 50. [ laughter ] and they -- and now they've got kids. >> jimmy: just keep adding up. >> they've got kids and one of their -- and now their kids are having kids. so i'm a great, great uncle. i go home and see my folks for christmas. and it's like a nest of mice
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coming towards me. [ laughter ] honestly. they just go -- i'm their favorite uncle, because they go through my pockets and bags. they know i've got cash. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you carry cash with you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do they expect you to give gifts and like -- >> yeah, they read in the papers how rich i am and stuff and i deny it. i say, "no, i lost that." but they know i've got -- [ laughter ] they know, they know i've got money somewhere. i hate christmas shopping as well. you know -- i gamble. i was so lazy. th one year i left it so late that i went out and bought everyone 100 pounds worth of scratch cards. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lottery tickets? >> yeah. i thought, i thought, "you can't just give cash. that's a bit gauche. so, i gave 'em -- and it's like, you see -- >> jimmy: lottery tickets? >> it's great to see a couple of like, 10-year-old nieces, one of them winning and going straight down to the shop to get more. right? >> jimmy: they're hook on gambling. >> and one crying 'cause they lost. >> jimmy: what a great uncle. >> that's the gamble. it was a life lesson. >> jimmy: the life lesson. [ laughter ] the gift was not the ticket. the gift was what you received. the whole idea of gambling.
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>> oh, god. >> jimmy: no shortcuts. >> oh, it's so funny. i love christmas, everyone. my family at christmas, you got to imagine if the waltons were drunk and fighting. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that is, that is my family at christmas. they start off really well and then there's, you know, someone go, "we're never having christmas again." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i mean, do you have a funny family? have you -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're funny -- >> it was so important. it was the most important thing growing up in my area to be -- just to be having a laugh. >> jimmy: who's the funnier one? is it mom or dad? >> well, very different. my dad was very sort of quiet and just said one one-liner. and my mom was -- but we used to tease her and my brothers and sisters are funny. but even at my mom and dad's funeral, we were knocking around. >> jimmy: oh really? >> i remember -- i think it was my mum's funeral and we went -- everyone was very sad, and all my nieces and nephews were there, and brothers and sisters. and -- as soon as the vicar started talking, everyone started crying. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i'd come prepared. i got a packet of tissues and i
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started handing them out. and i had written on them things like, "stop sniffling." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: on all the tissues? >> yeah, you snotty cow. and soon -- [ laughter ] and soon, all crying just turned into giggling. and the vicar was thinking, "what have i said?" and all our family's just laughing. >> jimmy: that's great. >> and even when my -- it was my mum's -- my brother was organizing with the vicar and the vicar -- said, "so, tell me -- tell me about your mum. what was her interests?" and my brother went, "well, she was the king racist." right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> and the vicar went, "i can't put that in." he went, "okay. put she liked gardening." right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one or the other. yeah, yeah. that's pretty good. >> so, yeah, it was -- that was the way it was meant to be. >> jimmy: but you also -- you were telling me you told the vicar that your brother's name was a different name? >> oh, oh. no, that was my brother. he told, he gave the vicar the wrong name so when read out all the names of everyone, it was all wrong. and everyone was laughing
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again. so the poor vicar didn't know what he was doing. we used to -- we used to tease my mum as well. we used to send her, like postcards. 'cause she was, she was one of these people that just wanted, wanted everything to be right and proper and wanted to be respected in the neighborhood and you know. and we used to send her postcards with things like, "is that pedophile mailman still reading your postcards?" [ laughter ] and she'd just be horrified. we pretended to kidnap her once. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were bad kids! >> we went to bingo, right? it was me and my brother. and at the end all the people were coming out, right? and we just grabbed her, and started putting her into the boot of the car. [ laughter ] and she was screaming, right? and no one helped! [ laughter ] people just looked the other way! >> jimmy: you can't kidnap your mom. what's wrong with you? >> you can. you can. >> jimmy: i guess you can. gosh, that's funny. i've got to talk about the movie "night at the museum." >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is the third one
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now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and gosh, what a a great cast of people. >> amazing, isn't it? >> jimmy: robin williams. oh my gosh we love, ben stiller, owen wilson. now, you're back reprising your role. you're dr. mcphee? >> i am indeed. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i love that guy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's such an odd little strange -- he's one of those people that wants to be funnier than he is. so i love playing that. he thinks he's really articulate, but he runs out of things to say and it's - - and my scenes are usually always with ben and, you know, we just love to ad lib. and it's lovely as well, because mcphee is the only one who doesn't get it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he doesn't believe that it comes to live so it's, it's, it's a lovely concept. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip here. here's ricky gervais with ben stiller in "night of the museum: secret of the tomb." take a look. >> i need you to let me take the tablet and ahkmenrah to london. >> sorry. just processing that. oh, really? i just told you i'm being fired and the first thing you ask is if i'd allow you to take some priceless artifact away with you on holiday.
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>> yes. >> no -- >> please? >> --way, jose. >> just -- i'm asking you to please go with me on this. please? >> can't do it, dude. bye. they're gonna love me! >> what? >> well, i don't know. just be prepared. >> i need you to listen to me. >> huh? >> okay? >> yeah. >> the tablet is actually magic. the sun goes down -- the tablet starts to glow -- and everything comes to life. it's real. >> the tablet starts to glow. now i know you're mental. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. "night at the museum." more with ricky gervais. we're gonna lip flip after the break. come on back, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ only sears brings you more selection
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with my pal, ricky gervais, right here. [ cheers and applause ] we love you. i love you. they love you. you know, i love interviewing you. it's really fun. i really enjoyed this, but what i would really like to see, honestly, is you interviewing yourself. you know what i'm saying? >> yeah, why not? [ laughter ] at least it won't be false arms or word sneak. oh, and what's this one? >> jimmy: yes, this one is a a new bit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's called -- it's called lip flip. >> brilliant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. ♪ lip flip when you flip your lip it's a lip flip yeah ♪
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>> jimmy: hi y'all! [ laughter ] >> sorry, sorry. oh. >> jimmy: hi, y'all. [ laughter ] my name's ricky gervais. [ laughter ] i've got to tell y'all about a a little opportunity. nope, it's a time share. [ laughter ] it's real cool, dude. >> ah. [ laughter ] hi. i'm jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] i got my own tv show. yeah, i can't believe it neither! [ laughter ] i come on and i sit down and i talk and sometimes i sing and other people talk. and when other people are
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talking, i'm getting paid when they're talking. [ cheers and applause ] it's amaze -- it's amazing. i'm getting paid now and someone else is doing all the entertaining! [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] oh, god. uh -- oh. >> jimmy: i'm a baby. [ laughter ] i'm a whittle baby boy. i'm a whittle baby boy, yeah. i -- just want to -- oh, sorry, i'm -- just trying to -- to think of the words for a a second. you guys, you ever -- you guys want to see me vogue? okay, yeah. here it goes. check it out. come on. vogue. [ laughter ] ♪ let your body move with the music yeah, yeah, h'yuh, h'yuh yeah, yeah, huh, huh ♪ ♪ oh, myh, yeah, yeah yeah yeah ♪ hey, y'all! giddy up.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> hi. i'm jimmy fallon. you can tell it's jimmy fallon from my face. i'm jimmy fallon. and jimmy fallon don't lie. so, what i'm going to tell you now is the absolute gospel truth. and i want you all to remember it whenever you think of the name jimmy fallon. i'm jimmy fallon and i shave my balls. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: me, too! [ laughter ] >> oh, oh. [ laughter and applause ]
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♪ shaving all day saving all night shaving all day ♪ >> jimmy: just like mum used to sing all the time. [ laughter ] now, really, jimmy. i really wanted to sing a song with you. if you don't mind. would you like to sing a song with me, jimmy, please? a little christmas. >> i'd love to sing a song with you. [ laughter ] oh, god. ♪ come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum a newborn king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪ ♪ our finest gifts we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ to lay before the king pa rum pum pum pum
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rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum ♪ ♪ peace on earth come they told me pa rum pum pum pum can it be ♪ ♪ years from now perhaps we'll see you'll see the day of glory ♪ ♪ see the day when man of good will live in peace live in peace again ♪ ♪ peace on earth can it be ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to my pal ricky gervais! "night at the museum: secret of the tomb" is in theaters december 19th. stevie van zandt joins us next.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a talented actor, musician and writer, who you know from "the sopranos" and of course, bruce springsteen's e street band. he's the best. [ cheers ] he's currently starring in the third season of the netflix original series "lilyhammer." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, stevie van zandt! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: stevie, stevie van zandt, welcome to the show. thank you so much for coming on, buddy. >> how are you, baby? >> jimmy: i'm doing great. i got to say congratulations because i haven't seen you since.
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but you got inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame. congratulations. it's well deserved. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well deserved. >> and i have to congratulate you. >> jimmy: oh, please. >> new show. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> new baby. >> jimmy: that's right. i got new baby. [ cheers and applause ] >> and mostly, i've got to congratulate your tailor for impeccable taste. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you, yeah. a great blazer's the way to go, yeah. we have to e-mail each other. but this is -- i've got to say, rock and roll -- i mean, you are a rock and roll legend. i mean, i don't know if you know that, but you are you. and it's amazing. but that -- yeah, you are. that being inducted, that ceremony got you into acting, is that true? >> well -- >> jimmy: kind of? >> yeah, through the side, back door. >> jimmy: how? >> i was inducting the rascals in the rock and roll hall of fame. >> jimmy: love the rascals. >> yeah! >> jimmy: felix cavaliere, right? >> yeah, yeah. and eddie brigati. >> jimmy: that's right. >> that's right. but the first time it was ever televised, it was -- yeah, it was usually a private
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ceremony up until then. >> jimmy: yeah, it used to be in like a ballroom or something. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. and david chase happened to be watching and clicking around -- >> jimmy: and making "the sopranos." >> it sounds like a stupid hollywood story, right? >> jimmy: no. >> he stops. i did like a little three minute monologue and he called the next day and said, "do you want to be on my new tv show?" i said, "no." [ laughter ] not really. i'm not an actor. he says, "oh, yes, you are. you just don't know it yet." >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then you went on "the sopranos." >> well, i had nothing better to do, so i went down there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nothing to do but be stevie van zandt. exactly, yeah. >> it worked out good. >> jimmy: it worked out fantastic. and then, it also led to "lilyhammer," which i think fans of "sopranos," they missed that. when they need that wise guy entertainment, they go to "lilyhammer" and thank god you did this. and you're killing it. it's on the third season now. >> yeah, that turned out to be a really good adventure. it was really netflix's first
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original programming broadcast. and, you know, it's a really crazy show. we started winning all these awards last year. you know, i thought it was like a small cult show. we're in norway, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> but we won best comedy in monte carlo. we won best drama in norway. we started winning all these things. >> jimmy: and then also you're doing the score and all this stuff. i mean, you're doing all the music and all that stuff. >> yeah, we're going to finally release it. it's out -- it's out right now. >> jimmy: what is on this? wickedcoolrecords.com. >> yeah, that's right. it's like 50 tracks of the score i've been doing for the last couple of seasons. a couple of vocals on there, you know. my character likes to sing in his club now and then. >> jimmy: yeah. also, i've got to ask you, you do "lilyhammer" and you got bruce springsteen to act. >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: how did you get him to act? >> i didn't get him to act. i mean -- >> jimmy: is he -- is he a good actor? >> well, yeah as it turns out he is a good actor. >> jimmy: what is he playing? >> he's playing my brother, the mortician. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: that is awesome! are you kidding me? come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> we had -- >> jimmy: that's so cool. come on. >> we had talked about it during "the sopranos" years. i said, you know, "you should come on, like, as my brother from the old country. he doesn't speak english." you know, just kind of do a a bit. >> jimmy: perfect for bruce, right? he's like, "i can't really talk --" you'll got to do a lot of editing, right? he talks for like six hours. okay, good. we've got to edit it down, bruce. [ light laughter ] yeah. >> so, we finally did it. we finally did it. he actually plays my brother. you know, tony sirico's my older brother, the priest. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we introduced in the final episode last year. >> jimmy: that's so cool. >> and then bruce plays the middle brother, giuseppe, the mortician. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got to say, i watche the show obviously. but then i saw a trailer for the show or actually it was a a video, i think, the release for this score. >> well, yeah. the first single is actually frank singing. >> jimmy: yes, singing like "my kind of town" but with the words of "lilyhammer." it's very, very funny. you should watch it on youtube.
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but you have a great voice. >> well, thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: you really do. >> it's really him. it's really him. >> jimmy: it's him, but yeah, but it's also you got the props. >> it's the hair doing the singing actually. >> jimmy: no, it's not the hair doing the singing. but i mean, you've got the sinatra thing. you've got it in you, man. >> i love him. i do love him. >> jimmy: could you give everyone a taste of a little sinatra? >> do you wanna do that? [ cheers and applause ] wait a minute. wait a minute. only if you will join me. will you join me? >> jimmy: of course, i'll join you. >> do i got the band? >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's his birthday this week, you know? >> jimmy: is that right? >> it's his 99th birthday. >> jimmy: happy birthday, frank. >> that's right. happy birthday, frank. >> jimmy: here it goes. >> let's hear from the great frank. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ my kind of town chicago is my kind of town chicago is ♪ >> very good.
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♪ my kind of razzamatazz hand in hand all that jazz ♪ ♪ and each time i leave chicago is tugging my sleeve chicago is ♪ ♪ the wrigley building chicago is the union stockyards chicago is ♪ >> i knew that. i knew that. ♪ one that won't let you down it's my kind of town ♪ >> yeah, baby! >> jimmy: stevie van zandt, ladies and gentlemen! >> jimmy fallon! >> jimmy: the third season of "lilyhammer" is available now on netflix! i love makonnen performs next.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our next guest was just nominated for a best rap/song collaboration grammy for his smash hit single "tuesday." he's here to perform it on tv for the first time. with a little help from the
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roots, please welcome i love makonnen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ got the club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ working monday night on the corner flipping hard made at least three thousand on the boulevard ♪ ♪ i've been working graveyard
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shifts every other weekend ain't got no time to party on the weekend ♪ ♪ i've been flipping in the house making jugs on the highway ♪ ♪ i've been riding out of state making money like my way ♪ ♪ i don't think that i should dance i'm just gon have another drink ♪ ♪ i'm doing my stance you know my pink ♪ ♪ i got the loudest of the loud you know my gas stink ♪ ♪ my p.o. think i'm in the house don't give a damn 'bout what she think ♪ ♪ got the club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut
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and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ it ain't no way no how i made it on my own i made my own style ♪ ♪ i don't think that i should stay you know i gotta go ♪ ♪ been moving too fast don't wanna take it slow ♪ ♪ got the club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday
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got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ got the club going up on a tuesday got yo girl and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up on a tuesday got yo girl in the cut and she choosy ♪ ♪ club going up [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love makonnen! the roots! we'll be right back, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] it's cheaper to eat at my place. i've got -
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ricky gervais, stevie van zandt, i love makonnen! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching.
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have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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