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compete with paypal and google payment and it will roll out in the next few months. on the mission to mar, and the second astronaut to walk in space will now be able to add another foephoto the of himself. buzz aldrin has a message piece. it is a campaign of focusing on the human settlement on mars. >> that is a bold picture. awesome. thank you for joining us here. have a great day tomorrow. >> bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests --
jennifer garner, eugene levy, musical guest, modest mouse, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 226! ontario, canada! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, how are you guys doing tonight? looking good. looking good, looking good, looking good. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. i want to wish everyone a happy st. patrick's day. everyone out there. [ cheers and applause ]
happy st. patrick's day. that's right. today is st. patrick's day, which means that tomorrow is saint untag yourself day. [ laughter ] very good. seriously, i do want to take a a moment to send best wishes out to all of my fellow irish americans. i especially love getting calls from my irish relatives to say happy st. patrick's day. at least that's what i think they said. [ laughter ] they were like -- [ mumbling ] they just talk until they run out of breath. [ laughter ] [ mumbling ] ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, grandpa. [ laughter ] so sweet. brings a tear to me eye. this is cool, actually. hillary clinton was actually inducted into the irish america hall of fame yesterday. yeah. yeah. hillary said she's very proud of her irish heritage or her italian heritage or her asian heritage. whatever it's gonna take to seal the deal with you guys. i've got to get into that oval office. [ cheers and applause ] where's my spanish people at. yeah. that's right, hillary clinton was inducted into the irish america hall of fame. unfortunately, hillary missed the event because they sent the invite to her work e-mail. [ laughter ] it's just upsetting. it's just there's two devices, you see. it's just, everyone -- now, this is crazy. did you hear about this, mitt romney? did you hear about this story? this is a real thing. this is not -- i'm not making a a joke. he announced he will fight former heavyweight champion
evander holyfield in a charity boxing match. [ laughter ] what is going on? i don't know what's going on with the world. it's just for charity. but you can tell that romney is serious about it. today, his butler gave him a a piggyback ride up the steps of the philadelphia art museum. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] "all right, let's go. let's go punch some filet mignons. let's go. one egg please. uh, someone should beat this egg. this is raw." [ laughter ] that's right, mitt romney is going to fight evander holyfield in a charity boxing match in utah. and it turns out they're already trying a bunch of nicknames to try to hype up the match. take a look at this, first they considered vanilla in manila. [ laughter ] next up, they tried lean and mean versus l.l. bean. [ laughter ] then there was ebony versus very ivory. [ laughter ] finally, mitt romney loses to another black guy.
[ cheers and applause ] isn't it just as well? how awesome. that they went with all these trying to hype it up. hey guys, last night was the two hour season premiere of "dancing with the stars." oh, my gosh. [ applause ] last night, and i hate to admit it, but my bracket is already busted. [ laughter ] actually, last night on dancing with the stars, bachelor star chris soules performed his first routine with dancer whitney carson. and check out who was in the audience, watch. [ cheers and applause ] >> so a 26 out of 40 for whitney and chris. >> jimmy: look at that. that's bachelor host chris harrison and chris soules' fiancee whitney bischoff. [ laughter ] so that means chris and whitney are watching chris and whitney. [ laughter ] now, that might sound a little confusing. so, let me take a second and sort it out for you. chris and whitney were dancing while chris and whitney were watching. chris is dating whitney, but
he's dancing with whitney. but both whitney's know who chris is, but chris has never met whitney. whiss dates christy, but chrisney woes whisk. [ laughter ] whisk chrisney, chris christie. [ laughter ] whitney likes chutney and chris likes chimneys. [ laughter ] but whitney hates whiskey. and chris hates christmas. he hates christmas. who hates christmas? chris does. merry christmas and happy saint whitney's day. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. river dancing with the stars. >> steve: yes, green river. >> jimmy: it's kind of a weird sports story here. blue jays' outfielder kevin pillar is out for a week after a strong sneeze caused him to strain one of his
muscles before a game. [ laughter ] when asked about the injury, he hiccupped and passed away. i'm gonna miss him, he's great. one of my favorites. >> steve: he will be missed. >> jimmy: check this out. google has created a new game based on "family feud" called "google feud." which allows people to guess the most popular search suggestions on its site. or as most husbands put it, "no thanks." [ laughter ] honey, that's a misspelling. i was searching for free asian corn. that's what i was looking for. [ laughter ] asian -- barely legal corn." [ laughter ] let's not play this game. this is interesting. recently, pope francis said he may only be at the vatican for a few more years. that's when you know the pope is a true catholic, when even he wants to leave church early. [ laughter and applause ]
"like all right guys. come on. i gotta go." and finally, this is great. a couple people at a a st. patrick's day parade in new haven, connecticut decided to take a selfie in front of a a dumpster that was on fire. [ laughter ] for some reason, they thought it was funny. take a look at this. [ laughter ] >> i just want to see him get it out. there you go. this is a weird way to -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they told the firefighter that he missed, and he was like, "no, i didn't." [ laughter ] there you go. we have a great show. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: good guys. hey, guys, thank you, thank
you, thank you. welcome, welcome guys. oh, my gosh. how fun -- a fun day today. i got to show you a video of my kid, my baby. this is little winnie, she's about a year and a half. and she was running around the house today. i was playing with her this morning, she decided that she loves the toilet paper roll. [ laughter ] out of all the toys, the whole house is nothing but toys and things and rubber mats, and that's just my stuff. [ laughter ] and then the baby has toys as well. but this is little winnie just -- i don't know if you can see this. can you see it? [ audience aws ] like oh yeah, okay. very good. winnie, the whole thing is just going to break. but it doesn't. it just keeps going. [ laughter ] and i go, "well, she'll be okay, as long as she holds on to that toilet paper." but it keeps going. i go, "where is she?" so then i follow it. there she is all the way over there. all right, winnie, come back.
no, winnie, come back here. winnie? [ laughter ] there she goes. she just keeps walking. it's like a big fun toy. [ cheers and applause ] get your kid some toilet paper. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: so cute. what are you going to say? it's the most fun thing in the world, she loves it. yeah, yeah, yeah. you guys, welcome. oh, my gosh, we have a great show tonight. but we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, will ferrell will be here, and we have something special planned with him. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: also we have chelsea peretti, ben stiller, jeremy piven and ariana grande, my pal, is going to be joining us this week. big week. but first, tonight, you guys. oh, she stars in the new movie "danny collins" alongside annette bening and al pacino. jennifer garner is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's awesome. i'm going to challenge jennifer to a fun game of "rock, paper, scissors, pie." [ laughter ] later in the show. a little difference there. plus, he's a very, very funny
actor. he has a new show. he's probably one -- he's a a genius. he's a comedic genius, one of the funniest comedians of all-time. he has a new show on pop tv called "schitt's creek." [ laughter ] that's the show's name. >> steve: that's the name of the town. >> jimmy: that's the name of the town where he is with his family. [ laughter ] i had to show it because you wouldn't understand. that's the name of the town. >> steve: yeah. it's called "schitt's creek." the name of the show. >> jimmy: the name of the show is "schitt's creek." >> steve: "schitt's creek." >> jimmy: that's correct. >> steve: "schitt's creek" -- i'm just reading it. >> jimmy: what are you reading? >> steve: i'm reading the card. >> jimmy: and what does it say? >> steve: it says "schitt's creek." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that feels good right? >> steve: yeah, it feels good. >> jimmy: that feels good. questlove, you want to read the card? >> questlove: sure. >> jimmy: yeah, what's it say? >> questlove: "schitt's creek." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it sounds pretty good. there's nothing they can do about it. >> steve: nothing, because you're reading the card. >> jimmy: it's a funny show, it's on pop tv and it's called "schitt's creek." >> steve: "schitt's creek." did everybody say the name of the show? >> jimmy: yeah.
do you guys want to say it? one, two, three. >> audience: "schitt's creek!" >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. eugene levy is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] they know the show. they love it. catherine o'hara, it's a really great show. >> steve: oh, chris elliott is on that show. >> jimmy: chris elliott, we'll talk about him, what his name is later. it's really great. he's the mayor of -- and then we got -- i just hope i'm holding it up correctly. i love this band so much. i'm so happy they're here tonight. this is a hot show. modest mouse is here! [ cheers and applause ] modest mouse. hey guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad, it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of celebrating st. patrick's day. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] today's the day. everyone's out having fun. they're partying it up. i love it. nevertheless, lets take a look at the pros and cons of celebrating st. patrick's day.
here we go. pro, it's a day to celebrate the life of the irish. con, and the death of the liver. [ laughter ] it's very interesting, yeah. the liver's overrated. >> steve: liver, you don't need it. >> jimmy: yeah. pro, it's about much more than drinking. con, it's about drinking much more. [ cheers and applause ] you see what i'm saying? >> steve: that's a pro. >> jimmy: pro, st. patrick drove the snakes out of ireland. con, and onto samuel l. jackson's plane. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: get these mother effin' snakes -- >> steve: or we're going to land in "schitt's creek." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you have to -- you can't just say it, i got to show it. >> steve: well yeah, you got to show it. it's the name of a town. >> jimmy: i know it is. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pro, seeing men in kilts walk the streets. con, seeing them stand over a a windy subway grate like marilyn monroe.
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: seven year itch, no less. >> jimmy: happy birthday. you two okay? happy birthday. happy birthday. >> jimmy: pro, you can go to an irish pub and try authentic irish cuisine. con, or you can just stay at home and boil a sock. i mean it's not the greatest food. i'm irish, i can say -- >> steve: the greatest people. >> jimmy: i can say that. yeah. >> steve: i can't say it, but you can say it. >> jimmy: i like it. what is it you got there? i'll make it. what is it? >> steve: what do you mean? >> jimmy: what do you have there. i'll turn it into irish food. what type of protein -- what do you have there? >> steve: i got a potato? >> jimmy: oh, boil it. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: what else do you got? >> steve: steak. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: steak, filet mignon. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: oh, cabbage. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, just boil it. [ laughter ] what else you got there? >> steve: i got corned beef. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: corned beef. >> jimmy: corned beef, i've got a great idea. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: have you tried
boiling it? [ laughter ] >> steve: where do you live? >> jimmy: what would you like, oatmeal? you boil it! [ laughter ] ♪ you take the egg you boil it you take the oatmeal you boil it ♪ ♪ the corned beef you boil it the cabbage and you boil it ♪ >> steve: what town are you from? >> jimmy: "schitt's creek" is where i'm from. ♪ there you go. >> steve: oh, i was up there without a paddle. up there without a paddy. >> jimmy: oh, i just came back from "schitt's creek." >> steve: did you really? >> jimmy: yes, and i'm white. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> steve: it's the number two town in the nation. outside the town, there's a a dump. >> jimmy: no. yeah, well there was -- >> steve: you take a dump right out -- >> jimmy: you're saying there's a town dump by there? >> steve: yeah, there's a town dump right there. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. st. patrick -- he flushed all the snakes out. >> steve: did he really? did he really there? >> jimmy: he certainly did. [ laughter ] >> steve: manly, yes, but i like it too.
>> jimmy: pro, st. patrick is the patron saint of ireland. con, or as the irish call him, "me bae." [ laughter ] there you go. me bae. finally, pro, st. patrick's day means spring is just around the corner. con, so is a puddle of vomit, so be careful where you step. that is the pros and cons. we'll be right back with jennifer garner, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [acoustic folk guitar] ♪robin hood and little john walkin' through the forest♪ ♪laughin' back and forth at what the other'ne has to say.♪ ♪ ♪reminiscin', this-'n'-thattin', havin' such a good time♪ ♪oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day.♪ ♪ ♪oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day♪ ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest, oh, we love her. she's a golden globe award-winning actress, who stars opposite al pacino and annette bening in the new movie "danny collins", which opens in select cities on friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jennifer garner. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: thank you very much. oh, my goodness. see, that's why it's cool. it's about time, you brought your own green beer. >> yeah, come on. >> jimmy: this is a city that celebrates. >> of course it is. i can't be out here with you and not have a green beer. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. with the scottish accent, why not, and everything. close enough. did you have trouble getting in? was it crazy outside? >> no, i was hoping for a a little bit of crazy, and it wasn't crazy at all. >> jimmy: oh, good. they're all safely in the bar. >> crazy in here. >> jimmy: it's crazy somewhere! woo-hoo! >> woo-hoo! >> jimmy: yeah, well, this is a a great city to celebrate. also boston. i know ben is from boston. that's a great city to celebrate. >> yes, he is. as a matter of fact, that is a a little known fact about ben. [ laughter ] nobody knows. >> jimmy: everyone thinks he's from canada. >> no one associates him as boston at all. no, seriously he is. >> jimmy: i could hear him screaming when the patriots won the super bowl. >> dude. >> jimmy: what was he -- was he going nuts? >> it was -- there were tears.
seriously, it was like the greatest moment of his life. [ laughter ] it actually was though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not possible. where was he? >> i mean, i birthed babies for him -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i get it. >> and i still have never seen just the pure joy -- [ laughter ] really, you know? >> jimmy: oh my god, it was such a -- >> such an emotional -- >> jimmy: oh my god, it was like the theater masks. comedy and -- >> greek, kind of -- yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yes, it is. it's a big thing. and you have to show that every time you say it. >> yeah. oh, sorry. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. where were you when you watched it? were you at the game? >> well, we had a baby-sitter situation, so he -- [ laughter ] he was watching with his boston buddies. that's cool. it's cool, it's the super bowl. >> jimmy: he's allowed. >> for sure. >> jimmy: tom brady, that's his dude, right? >> so, i was like -- i was putting kids to bed, and i was like rock-a-bye baby -- [ talking over each other ]
now i lay me down to sleep, good-bye. and that's motherhood. >> jimmy: that's motherhood for you. that's the way to do it. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: the last time, you gave me advice. great advice. >> oh, i'm sure it was. >> jimmy: and now, i have two little girls. >> i know, congratulations, dude. >> jimmy: please, i mean, come on. congratulations to you. beautiful, in the pictures i've seen. >> i have 16. so i'm so lucky. >> jimmy: 16 children, yeah. any more, any parenting advice? >> you have two? >> jimmy: yeah, two little girls. >> whoa! okay, so how are they now? how is your oldest so far? >> jimmy: she's good, she loves the little one, and kisses her every day. yeah. >> she does? enjoy that. take pictures. >> jimmy: okay, that won't last? >> no, they just have their -- you know, they have their moments. you know what i mean, where you're driving, you're driving to school, and you kind of hear a yelp and you look in the rearview mirror and there's just like a pinch happening. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. yeah. a pinch for the ages. >> jimmy: oh, the tiny one? the little one? >> yeah, just a little.
>> jimmy: oh, they're the worst pinches, yeah yeah. they hurt the worst. >> the hand is taken back so quickly. you're like, "why are you yelling?" and the other one is like -- >> jimmy: okay, good. so watch out for pinching. >> so, yeah, for the pinches. and the other thing is, they can get clever about how they -- they're all going to go nuts when there's the new baby. right, one way or another. if it isn't now, it's going to be later. it's coming. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we had one who wanted to still be the baby, but she never wanted to say, "i want to still be the baby." but she wanted to be carried every where. she was telling us that she was a mermaid, she had a tail and she had flippers, and she needed to be carried everywhere. and we bought it. and suddenly, i'm lugging this huge kid around and i saw her smiling to herself, smirking, and i realized, she just -- yeah. >> jimmy: she just wants to be held. >> yeah. we would get to a staircase and she would say, "oh, my tail. what with my flippers, i can't make it up that staircase." [ laughter ] you know? >> jimmy: little actress. >> yeah, you're right. yeah, we were totally going along with it. >> jimmy: able to see their creative.
a little mermaid. >> yeah, method. for sure. >> jimmy: very smart. >> mm-hmm. they're smarter than you are, so just be ready for that. >> jimmy: you have two girls, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: and you have one boy? >> yes. >> jimmy: and i know he's a big jimmy fallon fan. >> he is, you're the man. >> jimmy: he calls me "the man"? >> he calls you the man. >> jimmy: and ben loves that. >> yeah, he calls you "the man." [ laughter ] he does. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he calls me "the man." >> he does. >> jimmy: what's up, buddy? hey, it's the man, saying "hi, how ya doing, pal?" >> because we went through a a "frozen" phase of about 16 years at our house. and jimmy sang the song with idina menzel. so sam just kept asking to see "the man." jimmy: yeah so it wasn't really "the man", it was, "i want to see the man who sings." >> oh, no. come on. "the man", "the man." i am -- let's go. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm in i'm doing it, yeah. i'm going. >> i don't -- make me look like a lush, yeah.
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i win. i win. i mean -- >> jimmy: you're so competitive all the time. >> i know, i just always beat you. it's so weird. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's, so -- it's unbelievable. yeah, i'm going to -- well, i'll rematch you, i want to ask you about the game later. we have to talk about your film. >> oh! >> jimmy: that's why you're here >> i like my film so much. >> jimmy: by the way, it's a a great film. talk about an amazing cast. annette bening. >> i'm a lightweight, by the way. >> jimmy: okay, are you? are you tipsy right now? >> no! little bit. >> jimmy: okay, everybody in the club. [ laughter ] get a little tipsy. >> yep. >> jimmy: annette benning who, gosh, just an icon. >> annette benning, my favorite. >> jimmy: she's an icon. >> yep. >> jimmy: and you then have al pacino -- >> also. >> jimmy: i would be afraid to
act with al pacino. i would be intimidated to be in the same room. >> al pacino. you know what, though? he's such a love, and such a -- he's so generous and warm and puts you at ease before you ever have a chance to feel nervous. >> jimmy: and he goes for it, i mean he sings in this movie. >> he sings and dances. he sang at the greek theater in front of -- there was a concert going on, and we just stopped it, and he went out and sang. he sang nonstop. you could not shut him up. >> jimmy: and he wasn't even invited. he was like,"i want to sing, i gotta get out there, and sing a a song." and they're like, "all right, just let al pacino do what he wants, man." the godfather, yeah, yeah. he does what he wants, absolutely. >> he added his song into every scene. there wasn't a scene where he wasn't at some point -- >> jimmy: it's fun. >> after all the awards movies this year, and you know how they're so fabulous, but they were a little dark, let's face it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this movie just -- you just feel happy. it's just life affirming, based on a true story. >> jimmy: no, but it is. it's based on a true story. i mean, i saw the movie, you were in it. you could probably explain it better but i mean --. >> well, okay, it's based on a a true story.
there was a musician, and he was starting to get a little bit of notoriety, and he found out 40 years later, that john lennon had written him a a letter that he had never received. and so it's kind of like, "what would my life have been like if i had received this letter, how would i have changed the way --" >> yeah, john lennon's saying, "hang in there, don't give up." >> yeah, yeah, yeah. and kind of stay true to yourself. and so al pacino's character really has a step back in his life and reassesses everything. and then there's annette bening. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, good. we have a clip i want to show. >> okay, good. >> jimmy: here's jennifer garner with al pacino in "danny collins." take a look at this. >> in a few minutes, my husband's going to walk-through that door, and when he does, and i feel pretty confident this will be the last time i ever see you. and despite you're celebrity, and despite what i want for my own family, i will not try to stop that. you did this. you did this to yourself. shame on you. >> that was good.
>> thanks, i've been practicing since you gave me the bagel. >> it has a certain feeling. aw, he married well. >> he did? that's great. see what you missed out on? the perfect daughter-in-law. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you were fantastic. >> thanks. >> jimmy: but enough of the praise, it's time to get real. >> okay. >> jimmy: i want to challenge you to a game. because every time you come on here, you beat me. >> beat you at a game? yeah. >> jimmy: maybe you cheat, i don't know. >> okay. >> jimmy: so, i want to challenge you to a game of rock, paper, scissors -- pie. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: this is a strategy game. you don't know which one i'm going to do. rock, paper, or scissors. >> i don't. i don't. even though i did go on to "wikihow" and look up "how to win at rock, paper, scissors." [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: i never even heard of
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a lot of luck. it's called rock, paper, scissors, pie. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: now the game is simple. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: jennifer and i will take our positions behind these carnival cutouts and play rock paper scissors. whoever loses each round has to click the pie throwing mechanism in front of them. it's completely random, and it cost us $18 to make. [ light laughter ] you never know who's gonna click -- going to result in getting a pie smashed in your face. first one to get hit with two pies loses. jennifer, are you ready to lose? >> come on, baby. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: take positions, please. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get your head right out there and get ready -- yeah, there you go, now we're talking. yeah. hey, ready to go?
oh. >> meringue. >> jimmy: my favorite shaving cream. [ laughter ] ready? one, two -- >> wait, wait, wait. are we shooting on three or -- >> jimmy: one, two, three shoot. >> got it. >> jimmy: and it's rock, paper or scissors. [ talking over each other ] here we go. one, two, three, go. [ cheers and applause ] >> come on, baby. [ laughter ] ♪ one, two, three, shoot. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm gonna go on wikihow. oh, wikiwhy. wikiwhy! [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: rock, paper,
scissors, shoot. yeah! one, two, three, shoot. one, two, three, shoot. [ laughter ] one, two, three, shoot. >> i don't want to -- >> jimmy: yes, you do. [ cheers and applause ] >> i knew it. i knew it. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, that's fantastic -- oh, good slow motion. good news, i'm a good, i'm a a good -- >> i just knew it was coming. >> jimmy: no, no -- and you have something to do after the show, right? >> yeah, i do, i'm going to a a broadway show. >> jimmy: yes, this is gonna be fantastic. you're going to smell like milk. all right, here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: you're the best. one, two, three, shoot. >> i can't see. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't worry, just trust me, i'll tell you if you won or lost. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: one, two, three, shoot. >> mother snap. that's me, right?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i smell like milk right now. you guys know our next guest from his work on "sctv." the "american pie" movies as well as the films he co-wrote and starred in like "waiting for guffman," "best in show," and "a mighty wind." you can see him in the new comedy series "schitt's creek." airing wednesday's at 10:00 p.m. on pop tv. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome eugene levy.
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> how are you? >> jimmy: eugene levy, everybody. they love it. [ applause ] eugene -- >> every time you mention "schitt's creek," i took a sip. >> jimmy: we'll call you an uber. we'll call you an uber. thank you for being here. >> i'm glad to be here, and i'm glad it's st. paddy's day. had i come in from los angeles
instead of toronto, i would have brought you a lucky three-leaf clover. >> jimmy: thank you very much, but -- four leaf clover's the more rare -- more lucky ones. >> four leaf clovers. >> jimmy: four leaf cloves. >> yeah, well, good luck finding one. okay? [ laughter ] i'm telling you, they're impossible to find. good thing about a three-leaf clover, if you lose it, just pick one, they're all over the place. >> jimmy: thank you very much. you look great, i'm so happy you're here, i like the new glasses. do you always wear glasses? do you have to wear glasses? >> i've worn glasses all my life, actually because there's a lens in here. see, i have a lazy eye. and i -- >> jimmy: i don't think you can really tell. >> these lenses. [ laughter ] what these lenses do, is it corrects that lazy eye, so that's why i wear them. >> jimmy: i can't tell the difference between when you have them on. >> now, i can't read --
[ laughter ] i can't read anything, if i don't have these glasses on. >> jimmy: i don't get what you're saying. >> i got more dates when i wore them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you sure -- maybe you thought you had more dates when you had them off, maybe they're like -- i'm dating twins. >> i couldn't get one date -- when i didn't wear them. >> jimmy: and not with glasses you have them on and here you are. thank you for being here, thank you for coming here to new york. i know, yeah, you're coming here all the way from canada, you know i'm a giant fan of yours. when i first saw you, probably sctv. and then i remember you were in a special on hbo with billy crystal, "don't get me started." you remember this? this was comedy -- >> mid '80s. >> jimmy: gosh, you were so good. yeah. what was i doing on it? >> jimmy: you were his agent. morty, i want to say. >> morty? close. that's probably it. >> jimmy: was it morty? >> honestly, i can't remember what i did on the show. >> jimmy: you have to watch, you're really funny. [ laughter ] you have to see, it's great. >> well, sometimes i need to hear is it, because i don't
actually know. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. you absolutely do. >> that's how humble i am. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you actually tell people, i'm very humble. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: let's talk about "schitt's creek." how did you get away with this title? >> well, here's the thing, "schitt's creek" is actually -- the name schitt, is actually -- i mean it's a real name. and speaking of st. paddy's day, it is an irish name. in fact, i think there's a a little hamlet in ireland that is actually called "schitt's creek" which we didn't know about until just recently. >> jimmy: really? >> so when we said it's a real name. they said, this was originally, it was up in -- we shoot the show in canada. so the cbc up in canada said, "listen, if there's a a legitimate name, there's no way in the world we can't show it." and the same thing down here with pop. they said, "listen, it's somebody's name, there we go." i'm not saying they're happy about it. [ light laughter ] but, you know, we actually went to phone books and tore pages with the name schitt in
different cities, right -- and we photo copied it and sent it to them, and -- >> jimmy: it's real? >> yeah, it's absolutely real. >> jimmy: and so the premise of the show i love, it's you, it's katherine o'hara. your son is actually in it, he's very funny. >> katherine is brilliant the in the show. my son daniel is -- >> jimmy: how cool is that to work with your son? >> it's pretty, pretty damn cool. can you say damn? >> jimmy: no, unless it's a a last name, we can't say it. [ laughter ] but this is probably is a last name -- >> we'll probably bleep it. but -- no, no, he's fantastic. we have a great cast. i'm so proud of this show, you know, we -- >> jimmy: sorry. >> i'm damn proud of this show. [ laughter ] damn proud of the show. >> jimmy: you can actually say that. >> i'm so damn proud. no, no, no. honestly it's a great show, and it's a funny show. >> jimmy: it's a rich family that actually bought this place called -- >> yeah, "schitt's creek" is a
a town, and i play -- i play a a guy who bought this town as a a joke for his son for his sixteenth birthday, because the town was called "schitt's creek." and now the only thing they can do since they've lost everything, the only place they can afford to live is "schitt's creek." and that's kind of the premise of the show. >> jimmy: i got to ask about chris elliott. i love him -- >> chris elliot's in the show. one of the funniest guys i know. >> jimmy: he is really unbelievably good. he's the mayor, and what is the mayor's name again? >> roland schitt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] eugene levy, everybody. "schitt's creek" airs wednesday's at 10:00 on pop tv. modest mouse performs after the break. come on back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ (under loud music) this is the place. ♪ ♪ their beard salve is made from
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to jennifer garner, eugene levy, modest mouse and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." happy st. patrick's day. thanks for watching. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪