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hot there tomorrow. >> 50 degrees. >> 57 degrees. >> i think i could skip a meal. >> 5 degrees, 10 degrees the last few days. >> we've had gorgeous weather. >> hey, this is great. tomorrow morning's forecast, 49 degrees in the north bay. south bay at 53. sunny skies. check out the highs. too bad so sad new york. north bay upper 70s. san francisco 75. south bay 78. we get rain returning on wednesday and thursday and i'm hoping this is a sign of some wetter changes ahead for march. >> we eat outside all the time. up next, jimmy fallon in los angeles. >> we'll see you tomorrow. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ on a plane back to
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cali, cali, cali i'm going back to cali ♪ >> for the "tonight show." ♪ i'm going back to cali, cali, cali i'm playing back to cali ♪ >> for the "tonight show." ♪ i'm going back to cali hostin' west coastin' laughing and taking the show on the road ♪ ♪ i'm back in town on the l.a. scene and this group is gonna get crazy ♪ ♪ i'll be telling jokes playing games with my guests singing songs and the roots will be jamming ♪ ♪ in new york it's snowing it's cold and icy sometimes you just gotta get away ♪ ♪ the party never ends so tell your friends ♪ "the tonight show's" back in l.a. ♪ ♪ i'm going back to cali, cali, cali ♪ i'm going back to cali for the tonight show ♪ ♪ i'm going back to cali, cali, cali i'm going back to cali
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let's start the show ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from stage one at universal studios hollywood, in los angeles, california, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- will ferrell. christina aguilera. musical guests 2 chainz and lil wayne present collegrove. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 417, missouri! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy: hi! hello! greetings! thank you for having me here. thank you, los angeles! [ cheers and applause ] looking great. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it! you made it. this is it! [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. oh, man. it's gonna be like this all week. this is fun. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, we're so excited to be starting a week of shows here in los angeles. [ cheers and applause ] it's exciting. that's right, we left a city with temperatures in the 30s for a town where nobody admits they're in their 30s, so
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it's -- it's -- [ laughter ] there's so much going on right now in l.a. yesterday was the los angeles marathon. [ cheers and applause ] went from dodgers stadium all the way to santa monica. for those who haven't run 26 miles here in l.a. it's just like driving it but much faster. [ laughter ] much, much faster. [ cheers and applause ] you can tell the marathon was in los angeles, because instead of cheering on runners, crowds just gave them better directions. [ laughter ] they're like, "you can do this in 20 miles if you take the 405." [ laughter ] sunset's a nightmare." [ laughter ] in addition to the marathon, i also saw that president obama just visited l.a. [ cheers and applause ] or as donald trump put it, "the state is being taken over by kenyans." [ laughter ] actually, while he was in los angeles last week, president obama met privately with will smith.
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not to be outdone, joe biden spent the day learning how to do the carlton. ♪ it's not unusual to be loved by anyone it's not unusual to have fun with anyone ♪ >> jimmy: of course another big story in l.a. right now is that it's kobe bryant's last season with the lakers. [ audience awws ] and i -- yeah, he's great. i read that he set a new nba record for the most seasons with a single team. yeah. kobe and the lakers have been together for 20 years, which is actually longer than any other couple in los angeles. which is actually -- it's a a great thing. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: while speaking to media at the nba's all-star weekend, kobe bryant answered almost as many questions in spanish and italian as he did in english. which isn't surprising considering all the traveling he's gotten away with. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] he's a world traveler. he's a world traveler. >> steve: he is. he loves world travel. >> jimmy: and the grammy awards
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took place tonight at the staples center. and i saw they used the tag line, "witness greatness." yeah. not to be confused with the oscars' tag line, "witness whiteness." [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] which is a similar -- similar tag line. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of music, i saw that in kanye west's song "i love kanye" from his new album, he raps, "we still love kanye and i love you like kanye loves kanye." [ laughter ] and kim was like, "oh, he remembered our wedding vow." [ laughter ] romantic. romantic. "i love you, kanye." "i love you, too, kanye." [ cheers and applause ] here's the latest on the election. donald trump just promised that he will no longer use foul language on the campaign trail. now, when people ask him his policy on isis, he just says, "i'm gonna bomb the shy diddly doodles out of them." [ laughter ] that's the way to do it. [ applause ] and during a recent rally in louisiana, donald trump actually autographed someone's baby. [ laughter ]
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did you see that? even crazier, when he handed the baby back to the parents, he said, "congratulations, your baby is worth three times as much now." [ laughter ] interesting. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, ted cruz's campaign pulled a recent attack ad after it came out that one of the actresses in the ad had also appeared in some softcore porn films. [ light laughter ] i feel so bad for that actress who now has to explain to her parents what she was doing in a a ted cruz ad. [ laughter ] "i don't know what -- i needed the money. i needed the money." [ applause ] >> steve: work is work. >> jimmy: and people are still talking about the big republican debate over the weekend, and jeb bush and donald trump really went at it. at one point they got into a a fight over what kind of things they were saying on the campaign trail. and check out what trump accused bush of saying. >> two days ago he said he would take his pants off and moon everybody. and that's fine. nobody reports that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: happy future presidents day, everyone. we have a great show. give it up for the roots right
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there! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you so much for having us here. it is monday. we are so excited to be in sunny los angeles for a giant week of shows. [ cheers and applause ] this is exciting. tomorrow night zack galifianakis will be here. we're going to play a game of true confessions with a a surprise guest. plus, we have music from pitbull, then, later this week, jennifer lopez, snoop dogg, vince vaughn is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: big week. and we'll have television debuts from zayn. [ cheers and applause ] he's performing his huge single
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"pillowtalk." and then on thursday we've got dead and company. [ cheers and applause ] that's the grateful dead with john mayer. yeah, and they're gonna do some jams. tv debut. and then closing out the week we're gonna have a special, special performance from multiple grammy nominee the weeknd. so it's gonna be good here. good week in l.a. [ cheers and applause ] but first, joining us tonight, one of our favorite guests. the nicest, the funniest man in the world. he's back as mugatu in this new sequel "zoolander 2." will ferrell is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] can't beat that guy. >> steve: nobody better. >> jimmy: you can't beat him. he's one of the funniest dudes ever. we're gonna do something fun later in the show. i hope you enjoy it, what we do. i think -- plus, we love her so much. from nbc's "the voice," christina aguilera is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] we have great, great music tonight. 2 chainz and lil wayne! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: that's big. that's exciting. >> steve: come on, that's exciting. >> jimmy: how fun is this? we're here in l.a. >> steve: and the weather is fantastic. >> jimmy: no, they said that -- everyone said it was gonna rain and go crazy. well, it's just it's beautiful. it's actually too nice. because i can't even talk to anyone in new york. they're like -- they hang up the phone. >> steve: have to pretend like it's bad weather. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. just lie, it's bad weather. but it's fun to be here, 'cause this is where -- you know, i came out here just to get my start in the business. i started at the improv. the -- on melrose. [ cheers ] as it's just fun to drive down the streets and you know -- where we used to be, now you see a billboard and it says "'the tonight show' is here in l.a." and i go, "wow, that's so amazing how life can just --" i'm very lucky. [ cheers and applause ] so lucky and so happy to be back. we're back in los angeles, you know what that means? that's means it's time to jump through one of l.a.'s most famous landmarks, the giant donut from randy's donuts. let's do this. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: get a drum roll please? [ drum roll ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! feels good! i love l.a! stick around, we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ everybody's talking about my tight pants got my tight pants
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got my tight pants on ♪ ♪ everybody's looking at my tight pants got my tight pants got my tight pants on ♪/e [ cheers and applause ] ♪ everybody's talking bout our tight pants we've got our tight pants ♪ ♪ we've got our tight pants on ♪ ♪ we're the only couple wearing tight pants we got our tight pants we got our tight pants on ♪ ♪ we can dance over here we can dance over there we can walk down the street and everybody stares ♪ ♪ at our tight pants we're the only ones ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ everyone in town loves my tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on ♪ ♪ no one else around me wearing tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on ♪
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♪ >> whoa! [ cheers and applause ] slow down there compadre. [ light laughter ] you say people are talking about your tight pants down at the local penny arcade? well, i find that hard to believe. because ever since we moved to this town, everyone we know's been talking about our tight pants. >> jimmy: that's funny, because yesterday i ran into mayor wembley and he declared my pants the tightest in all the land. [ light laughter ] >> well, we just welcomed our brand new baby boy. >> and when we told the news to governor grimball, he proclaimed, "hark! 'tis the true heir to the tight pants throne." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: a new baby, you say? ain't that a bag of beans. especially since you and i haven't spoken since that one magical night we shared together nine months ago. [ audience oohs ] >> now, you listen to me you fat-faced cobb knobbler. [ laughter ] i don't know who you are, or
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what butthole you crawled out of. [ laughter ] but this is my woman and that is our baby and every night he gets swaddled in the tightest of pants. [ cheers ] we're the only ones that get to wear tight pants in this town. you drinking my sake, kemosabe? [ laughter ] >> don't mess with the lioness. ♪ >> you sipping my soup-e, guadalupe? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: point taken, kevin bacon. i guess i'll find a new town. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ everybody's talking about our tight pants we got our tight pants we got our tight pants on ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight stars alongside ben stiller, owen wilson and penelope cruz in the big new comedy, "zoolander 2," which is in theaters everywhere right now. please welcome back to "the tonight show", he wears the tightest pants in all of the land, the great will ferrell, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: will ferrell right there, ladies and gentlemen. feeling good. [ cheers ] >> feeling so good. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> feeling really good. >> jimmy: feeling real good. great crowd. >> strong. >> jimmy: feeling strong. >> feeling so strong. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. >> um, i'm so -- i feel bad. let's talk about our relationship in that sketch. we live in the same town, right? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: apparently they don't know each other. >> we don't know each other? >> jimmy: but they -- look alike. >> we dress exactly the same. [ laughter ] we have the same haircuts. >> jimmy: yeah. and we both wear tight pants. >> and why am i so threatened by you? you just want to be part of the group. >> jimmy: that's all. i just want to wear tight pants. that's all he wants, man. he's a nice guy. >> i mean, you have pretty tight pants as well. >> jimmy: yeah. and they should get along. >> but apparently it's my turf and i'm very protective. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i saw a
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a little "cowbell" face when we were just doing that. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i looked into your eyes -- >> oh. >> i looked into your eyes. >> yeah, i don't know what that face is. >> jimmy: no, 'cause you are the face. >> oh -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's your face. [ light laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: well, we -- that was one of the -- now, the sketch has gotten to be kind of big, right? the "cowbell" sketch. >> i don't remember it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't remember at all? no one mentions "more cowbell" to you? >> no one. not one bit. nope. [ laughter ] there aren't t-shirts that i -- >> jimmy: there are t-shirts that are made -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember doing that? that ws in dress rehearsal -- >> dress rehearsal -- >> jimmy: didn't make it to air. >> right. and then i changed my pants. >> jimmy: changed your pants -- >> to tighter pants. >> jimmy: tighter pants. and tighter shirt. >> a smaller shirt. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and look where we are today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. [ cheers and applause ] i stole the idea. yeah. >> no, no, no. no you didn't. but -- i know. >> jimmy: that was -- >> speaking of which, can i undo my pants? they're really tight.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] they were really tight. >> just the top button. >> jimmy: yeah, that's fine. >> they're 34s. i haven't been a 34 since sixth grade. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so psyched the kick-off for l.a. week. you're our -- you're our first guest -- >> i'm so flattered to be the first guest on your first "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you so -- thank you so much. thank you. >> jimmy: it's not our first -- >> and i love -- i mean, you could have chosen anyone for your very first "tonight show." [ light laughter ] the fact that you're having me, it means so much. i just love it. >> jimmy: this isn't our first -- this isn't our first "tonight show." we've been doing "the tonight show" for two years. >> yeah, yeah. the practice shows. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you've been on the show. >> oh, yeah. the practice shows. >> jimmy: they're not practice. this is -- >> those have been real shows? >> jimmy: yeah. unfortunately, yeah. >> oh, 'cause i watched them and thought, "oh, it's good they're practicing." >> jimmy: we worked out -- >> okay, so this is the first l.a. show? >> jimmy: will smith was my first guest on "the tonight show." >> oh. so you did pick a will. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: yeah, no, but -- [ audience aws ] but i'm happy that you're here now. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> it's my misunderstanding. i'm sorry, i thought this was the very first one you'd been doing. i thought nbc was being so generous to let you have two years of practice shows in new york -- [ laughter ] and then i thought he must finally be ready and here we are. >> jimmy: i just got word -- i just got word -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: backstage, this is our first "tonight show" ever. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> it is? >> jimmy: yes. it's our first "tonight show." thank you. thank you, man. so far, it's going swimmingly. >> i'm so honored -- oh, now i'm nervous! >> jimmy: now you're nervous. >> now i'm nervous. >> jimmy: don't be nervous now. >> no, i'm nervous. >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about a lot of things. >> okay. >> jimmy: is this true? are you now an owner of a a soccer team? >> i'm a part-owner of the l.a. football club. >> jimmy: this is big. >> lafc. >> jimmy: lafc. >> l.a.! fc! l.a.! fc! l.a.! fc! [ crowd chanting ] >> it doesn't end, ever. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: it sounds good. >> that's what it's gonna sound like in two years -- [ laughter ] when they build the stadium. >> jimmy: what does "fc" stand for? >> hopefully we will build the stadium. >> jimmy: you're building a a stadium? >> i'm not personally. [ light laughter ] if i were -- >> jimmy: i hope not. please don't build a stadium. >> i really want to. >> jimmy: no, no, you can't. >> there's part of me that wants to build a stadium. >> jimmy: but this is exciting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is huge. >> i'm part owner. >> jimmy: i'm gonna be rooting for these guys. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and "fc" stands for football -- >> football club. >> jimmy: yeah. and this is -- i mean, you're a big soccer guy. >> i'm a big soccer guy. and i plan to be kind of a -- the way i'm gonna model my role as an owner is kind of a a george steinbrenner type. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm gonna wear a lot of turtlenecks -- [ light laughter ] and sports coats. >> jimmy: sure, that's fun. >> and hire and fire one manager like ten times in one season. >> jimmy: you need a a billy martin character. >> yeah, yes. >> jimmy: so you gotta find that person. who else do you own this with? >> magic johnson. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: how cool is that?
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>> mia hamm. yeah, mia hamm. nomar garciaparra. >> jimmy: no-mah. >> no-mah. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. it's gonna be fun, man. >> justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ew! he's so gross! >> i just -- i just made that up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i believed you. i believed you. >> justin, you're more than welcome -- >> jimmy: call will, you can be a part owner of the soccer -- >> yeah, part owner. >> jimmy: football team. >> football team. >> jimmy: i heard about this kid, he was in high school, he got kicked off the soccer team. >> oh, the kid in cleveland? >> jimmy: yes, yes. in cleveland. brian garutto. you heard of this guy? >> i heard about this guy. >> jimmy: these are all infractions listed by his team. >> intramural soccer team. >> jimmy: why he was thrown off the team. and i just thought i'd read a a couple things, just to see if you agree with this guy. we decided to ban you from our coed soccer league because of your behavior. received warnings. here is a list of your incidents. one, you made a phone call while playing on the field. [ laughter ] >> on my team that will be no problem.
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we're gonna encourage players to have their cell phones on and engage in social media while playing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, that's good. he's running into a goal while hiding ball in shirt. [ laughter ] >> classic. classic comedy move. >> jimmy: as long as you don't use your hands, it's legal, right? >> it's legal, yeah. >> jimmy: sitting on the opposing team's bench. again -- >> pretty funny. >> jimmy: yeah. wearing cowboy hat during game. [ laughter ] you should have one player every team -- >> there are gonna go into all of our bylaws. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: make this all happen. this is my favorite thing, here. giving birth to soccer ball after scoring. [ laughter ] >> that's so good. >> jimmy: it's just a classic bit. >> he's hired. >> jimmy: he's hired, by the way. >> jimmy: this is a picture of brian, right here. you going to hire him? >> i'm gonna hire him. >> jimmy: "i want to thank all the loyal fans of the cleveland steamers for supporting me during my season." i guess that's the name of the team. >> the cleveland steamers? [ laughter ] no wonder he was -- you can't say that.
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>> jimmy: i don't think you can say that. >> you can't say that on television, can you? >> jimmy: no. this is actually dirty. >> yeah, this is dirty. >> jimmy: let's pretend we didn't do this part. >> you'll lose that. >> jimmy: yeah, i'll lose that in editing. yeah. giving birth to soccer ball after -- >> did he -- did he -- pretend like he was -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, we're gonna cut that. [ laughter ] >> i was gonna make a joke off of cleveland steamer. i'm not gonna do it. >> jimmy: you can't -- stop staying the word. >> oh, sorry. >> jimmy: we're editing. >> okay! no steamer. >> jimmy: don't say it. [ laughter ] don't say that. don't say that. >> not any more. >> jimmy: i have -- >> don't start a cleveland steamers chant right now? [ laughter ] cleveland! steamers! cleveland! steamers! [ crowd chanting ] >> jimmy: stop doing that! >> and you know what you do at the end of the cheer? you go, "ugh!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, stop. sorry. what's going on? what's going on right now? [ cheers and applause ] >> you want me to leave? >> jimmy: yeah. >> should i just leave? >> jimmy: i want you to leave. sorry, dude. will ferrell, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ no! i don't want you to leave. >> okay. all right. >> jimmy: you're my bud, man. i want to talk to you about -- congrats on -- oh, i haven't seen you since "daddy's home." >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: so congrats on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you and mark wahlberg. [ cheers and applause ] you make a good team. and now, here you are with more funny human beings. kristen wiig is just on fire in this movie. >> amazing. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you'll love kristen wiig. i have a picture of you and kristen, you were walking down the street the other day. >> oh, yeah, that's the new sensation. >> jimmy: matching sweatshirts. yep. willsten. >> everyone is talking about willsten right now. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what does everyone mean? >> like, everyone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is willsten? >> it's a sensation. [ light laughter ] i mean, we're not a couple. >> jimmy: no. >> but we're like, best of friends. and it's just -- everyone wants to be -- >> jimmy: this. everyone. [ laughter ] it's ridiculous. it made me really laugh hard. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you guys were in a a scene in the movie -- i don't want to spoil it for anybody. >> you can.
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>> jimmy: okay, i can? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: there's a passionate kiss -- >> passionate kiss. >> jimmy: between you and kristen wiig. and it is pretty disgusting. >> pretty disgusting. >> jimmy: yeah. >> where it's more like two people attacking each other, where i'm basically chewing on her face. >> jimmy: you really, actually are. >> but she had so much prosthetic work it was just me latching onto a big piece of latex rubber. >> jimmy: rubber, yeah. [ laughter ] >> then yelling into each other's mouths. >> jimmy: did the crew just lose it when you were doing that? >> no, the crew -- the italian crew, because the movie was shot completely in rome, not only did they not think it was funny, they didn't think it was interesting. a lot of people just walked away. [ laughter ] and thought, well, i guess that's what they do in american comedies. >> jimmy: yeah, they just say that's it. yeah. but, gosh, it's funny. i'm glad you reprised your role. it's fun to get back together. basically, this clip here is -- you're in prison. >> i'm in fashion prison -- which is a building that's shaped like a thimble. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 'cause of sewing. >> it's sewing, it's fashion. you're in fashion prison for ten years. >> jimmy: and it looks like --
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yeah, for ten years and you've changed. >> i've changed. i've changed. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and it looks like i've been working out, but i really haven't. and you'll see what -- >> jimmy: here's will ferrell's character, mugatu, as he leaves fashion jail after serving a a 15-year term. "zoolander 2" is in theaters now. check this out. ♪ >> prison changed me! i am bad to the core now! ♪ talk! where's my damn latte? [ screaming ]
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so ridiculous. go see the hilarious sequel, "zoolander 2." our thanks to will ferrell. [ cheers and applause ] christina aguilera joins up after the break! stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this turkyeah. natural? it's too good to be true.
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yeah?cell phone vibrates. (sigh) you're okay... he's okay, he made it! jason.. what do you mean? we were very bad boys. alexa what's in the news? alexa: here's the news, "alec baldwin and jason schwartzman were seen mooning paparazzi. baldwin threw his shoe at photographers before making a run for it".
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest has sold over 43 million albums worldwide. wow. [ cheers ] she's won six grammy awards. starting february 29th, you can see her every monday and tuesday night on season ten of "the voice," which airs at 8:00 p.m. right here on nbc. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome christina aguilera! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: hi! >> hi! >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: i just saw someone who looks just like you wearing the tightest pants in all the land. it was really -- >> they say i have, like, twin somewhere. i don't know. like a short bobbed hair -- yeah. >> jimmy: i could tell by your voice that it was you. by the way, remember the bit we did on our show? you came on the show, we did "wheel of impressions"? >> of course, yeah. >> jimmy: it has over 50 million views on youtube. [ cheers and applause ] because of you. >> because of you. >> jimmy: no, because of you. man, oh -- you did impressions of -- >> that was so much fun. >> jimmy: everybody. nbc liked it so much they dressed you up as all these different artists. >> they did. we got -- >> jimmy: that's you. that's miley there. that's shakira? >> yes. shakira. >> jimmy: cher.
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you do a great cher, by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you do a great cher just even talking. [ cher impression ] >> what do you mean, jimmy? i have no idea what you're talking about with your tight pants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the fact that you can do a talking impression of cher is even better. and there's sia, of course, i love that as well. >> she's awesome. >> jimmy: no, come on. you can't beat that. tell me about -- the grammys are tonight. i want to know about the first time you won a grammy. you won six. >> oh, yeah, my first grammy experience was so -- i was totally -- i was so green to l.a. i was such a baby. i mean, this is like the town of cool. and i was so like -- [ cheers ] i was such a baby and i literally came and i think i got my dress at the mall. it was like that. >> jimmy: i have your picture -- >> i didn't even have a stylist yet. i couldn't believe i went. i was like 90 rows back. >> jimmy: that's a good dress. [ cheers ] that's a good dress. you got a good dress at the mall. you were 90 rows back? >> 90 rows back. i had no idea that i was -- 'cause, you know, there were other artists that were out
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prior to me for longer. and i was like, "there's no way." i'm seated in the way back in the bleachers. i'm out -- >> jimmy: if i was going to win, they would sit me closer. >> i'm out. i'm out. but then they called my name. i remember, melissa etheridge was part of that clan up there. and i was like all of a a sudden -- i couldn't believe it. i had tears in my eyes. i had to walk all the way, 90 seats up to the front of the stage and it was great. i, like, mouthed to the camera. i remember, like, "i love you, mom." i was such a baby. >> jimmy: i mean -- and it was best new artist? >> best new artist. which is really special, because you can't win that grammy ever again. you can't be a best new artist -- >> jimmy: twice. >> twice. >> jimmy: no, you can't you're actually an artist now. you're already established. but look at you -- so, where did you move from? where did you come from? >> at that point, wexford, a a town in pennsylvania. so, pittsburgh, really. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: a big change? >> a huge change, yeah. a huge change. >> jimmy: what was it like coming to l.a.? did you meet any celebrities? did you go, like, "oh my, gosh"? do you remember the first one you ran into? >> yes, i do. it was -- i went to the ivy.
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the ivy is, like, a big place to go in l.a. >> jimmy: absolutely, yeah. >> like a place to go to feel cool, and like, "oh, i'm part of the l.a. scene." so, i went to the ivy. in the back, you know, all these business guys or whatever. i was always like the little girl -- you know, at the older man table, it was awkward, and drew barrymore was sitting, like, at the next table in front of me. and i think she was just doing her movie "home fries" or something at the time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she was just like, with this guy and i was like, "oh, my god. oh, my god." so starstruck. i was like, "she's over there. she's over there." and i'm a huge fan of drew's. they were like, "you should go just say hi to her." so, i finally worked up the courage when her boyfriend went to go to the bathroom, and i went over there and i was like, "i'm sorry to bother you, but i'm a really, really huge fan. i'm out here, i'm recording my album for the first time." i was so -- yeah, i was totally shy and embarrassed. and she could not have been sweeter, she was like the sweetest person. so cut to, like, years later when i see her. and now, like, i'm on tour with justin and i think he was dating cameron and the whole
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thing. she was there, i was like, "do you remember the time when i first moved to l.a. and i saw you at the ivy and i came up to you and i said, hi, i was a big fan?" she was like, "not really." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. happens to me every single day. >> but i know what that feels like. now you have people that are like, you know, "oh, do you remember me from 1994?" i'm like, "no." >> jimmy: well, you've been around now. you're a mom, you have two little kids. >> i do. i do. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how old are the babies? >> thank you, guys. my son just turned eight. and he is a parkour master. and my daughter, we just celebrated the super bowl, and she is one and a half and the cutest little angel. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? look at this. oh, my gosh. [ audience aws ] that is adorable. >> she's like that all the time. i always say it, if i didn't call her summer, i would have called her joy. 'cause she's just a little ball of happiness. >> jimmy: a happy little baby? and what is he doing? he's jumping off of -- >> he's my daredevil. i threw him an "american ninja warrior" party.
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and i had a couple, like, american ninja warriors show up and everything. i am so not cool, but that gave me cool points with my son. >> jimmy: he doesn't think you're cool? >> he doesn't care, like, the grammies on the shelf -- eh. you know, the red chair at "the voice" -- eh. but if i can do a stunt on "american ninja warrior", he would be like -- i would earn so many points. but i did. i did a little a stunt with him at that party. so that was fun. >> jimmy: it made you cool? >> well, yeah -- >> jimmy: but you're the best. you are the coolest mom. come on. [ cheers and applause ] you are. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what's happening on "the voice" this season now? you getting a team? >> i do. i'm really hoping -- 'cause we call it the girl curse. like, no female coach has ever taken home an actual winner. it's, like, weird. it is a little imbalanced around those parts. so, i can see the odds are a a little against us. but this year my team is solid and even the boys are like, "man, you might break the girl curse this year." you know? yeah. >> jimmy: good blake. "you might break the girl curse." >> i start talking like him when i'm around him. i'm like, "yeah.
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durr duh durr-durr doo." [ laughter ] he busts mine, so i have to bust his a little bit. >> jimmy: oh, of course. but you have, what do you call it? you have a good advisor this year. miley cyrus is helping you out. >> yes. >> jimmy: she's fantastic. >> she's so much fun, guys! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's the real deal as well. >> she is. >> jimmy: she can sing. she can write. >> we're both sagittarians, which i love. and we're both, like, fire. we're fire signs. and she's just like -- she likes to live in the moment and she's free. she won't let the boys push her around, which i like. i'm like, yes. somebody's got to, you know, set them straight sometimes. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip of you. here's christina aguilera on season ten of "the voice." take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm married, too! >> bring it home to mama. bring it home -- >> what the hell? get over here and sit down! [ laughter ] >> i'm ready to sit by my teammate. >> foul! out of bounds! [ cheers and applause ]
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you're disqualified from this. >> when i'm here, you don't run the show, blake. [ audience ohs ] >> she's right about that. >> but i love you [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: get over here and sit down! >> get over here and sit down! >> jimmy: sit down over here! get over here! >> c'mon, christina! >> jimmy: christina aguilera, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] season ten of "the voice" premiers february 29th at 8:00 p.m. right here on nbc. 2 chainz and lil wayne perform for us next. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: check us out tomorrow night. he's got a new comedy series on fx called "baskets," the very funny zach galifianakis will be here. [ cheers and applause ] zach and i are going to play a a game of true confessions, so be sure to tune in for that. plus we've got ronda rouseand a performance from pitbull
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featuring robin thicke, joe perry and travis barker. you don't want to miss that, it's going to be a big show. [ cheers and applause ] but first, our next guests are two multi-platinum selling rappers, who have joined forces for a special project called "collegrove." debuting "rolls royce weather everyday," with a little help from the roots, and black violin, give it up for two chainz and lil wayne. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yeah. how y'all doing? collegrove. ♪ i sip drink with my dinner smoke some gas before breakfast ♪ ♪ yeah they know my name and i don't have to wear a necklace ♪ ♪ two chainz ♪ bought a wraithe for winter and a vert for the summer ♪ ♪ remember 12th grade i sold some work to undercover ♪ ♪ mama only child we stayed in a one bedroom used to ride marta cause it had more leg room ♪ ♪ im a ghetto boy
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i came up on brad jordan first lick i made i bought 5 pair of jordans ♪ ♪ make it so bad two pair were the same i see the old me in new cats in the game ♪ ♪ drop some loose change on some clothes i can't pronounce ♪ ♪ gun so big you gotta crouch ♪ ♪ i like pretty girls with some business about theyself ♪ ♪ bring your best friend you don't need nobody else ♪ ♪ all about the moola netflix and the moscato ♪ ♪ in my sex drive i ride over potholes ♪ ♪ i do me i get high i get fly i get paid ♪ ♪ i do me i get high i get fly every day ♪ ♪ i do me i get high i get fly i get paid ♪ ♪ i do me i get high i get fly every day ♪ ♪ i just got a text message from wifey dog i scroll down the next message from nike dog ♪
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♪ i'm just doing it too big on these tiny boys i been lost my damn mind i never mind these boys ♪ ♪ pockets deep and imma get in depp like johnny dog acting like they on the edge ♪ ♪ i'm a step behind them dog outthink outshine these -- eyes -- like chinese -- ♪ ♪ fast lane fast life you blink you probably miss us you thinking bout ya missus ♪ ♪ i'm thinking bout my missions ♪ ♪ we think you outchea snitching that's why we round here whispering ♪ ♪ i think my palms are itching i think my bomb is ticking i keep the maggie on me ♪ ♪ i think i'm homer simpson ♪ ♪ money over -- should be a bible scripture oh the coochy -- ♪ ♪ i don't know the difference ♪ ♪ all i hope and wish is y'all do more than witness i do me and love it lord i done overdid it ♪ ♪ i do me i get high i get fly i get paid ♪ ♪ i do me i get high i get fly every day ♪
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♪ i do me i get high i get fly i get paid ♪ ♪ i do me i get high i get fly every day ♪ ♪ all i hope and wish is y'all do more than witness we do us and love it we done overdid it ♪ ♪ all we hope and wish is y'all do more than witness we do us and love it we done overdid it ♪ ♪ thank you [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, come on. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. >> what up, what up? >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you, i appreciate it. "collegrove!" two chainz, lil wayne. "collegrove" is out soon. we'll be right back. thanks for that. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: my thanks to will ferrell, christina aguilera, 2 chainz, lil wayne, black violin, and the roots right there from
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philadelphia ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching, have a a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you, los angeles. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, jason sudeikis! actress and model, kelly rohrbach. academy award-nominated director matthew heineman. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's good to hear. let's get to the news. valentine's day was yesterday. so, if i look like i didn't get much sleep, it's because the couch was really uncomfortable. [ light laughter ]

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