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another hour of two of heavier rain on the way. continuing to san francisco through 11:55 and oakland after midnight. biggest thing is when is the break? i think we have another chance of scattered storms friday. break coming by sunday and monday. next tuesday, wednesday and thursday could get another half to one inch. great for holding off drought and snow pack. >> and cold too. >> good point. >> bring your umbrella, bundle up. have a great night. see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- bill hader, jimmy buffett,
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musical guest, troye sivan, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 834! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, oh! how fun is that? how fun is that? welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show," baby! this is it! [ cheers and applause ] that's right. you guys, it is spring break! [ cheers and applause ]
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just remember, the partying lasts a week, but the photos will cost you jobs forever. okay, just remember. [ light laughter ] i saw that cancun, mexico, was just named the best spring break destination, and thousands of americans are expected to visit. and the people of mexico were like, "never thought we'd say this, but what's the eta on trump's wall?" [ laughter and applause ] march madness is officially under way. [ cheers and applause ] i read an interesting poll. it says that 17% of march madness viewers watched the game with their boss last year. [ audience oohs ] the bosses called it "tons of fun" while employees called it "mandatory." [ laughter and applause ] "i have to be here. this is fun, right?" yeah. and just like he did when he was president, barack obama released his own bracket. take a look at who he's got in the finals. virginia and michigan state. [ cheers ] i guess president trump released his own bracket, too. let's see his finals. vir-gina and west vir-gina.
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[ laughter and applause ] a lot of people turned in their brackets earlier today before the games started, including our pal shaquille o'neal. he actually put together a a video to show who he thinks will win the first round of games. i have to say, it's pretty interesting. watch this. >> i'm shaq, here's my bracket. it's a shaq bracket. it's a shaqet, let's fill it out. arizona versus buffalo. i love buffalo. look at them. they're the shaq of the animal kingdom. plus, buffalo wings. it's not made out of buffalo, but i'll eat 'em anyway. buffalo wins. [ ding ] texas versus nevada. nevada or nevada, which one is it? make up your mind, dude. i'm not shock, i'm shaq. texas wins. [ light laughter ] houston versus sand diego state. i love carmen sandiego. ♪ where in the world is shaq ♪ he's in san diego. san diego state wins. [ ding ] michigan versus montana. "hannah montana," best tv show of all-time. [ light laughter ] miley cyrus. more like smiley cyrus. [ light laughter ] ♪ i came in like
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a basketball ♪ [ laughter and applause ] montana wins. [ ding ] wichita state versus marshall. marshall's my favorite department store. trendy tops, love it. [ light laughter ] home accessories, love it. designer handbags, yes, please. marshall wins. [ ding ] arkansas versus butler. i love butlers. alfred, mr. belvedere. geoffrey. you know geoffrey's last name was butler? a butler named butler? that's hysterical. [ laughter ] butler wins. [ ding ] charleston versus auburn. auburn sounds like one of those super-specific crayola colors. robin egg blue. neon carrot. atomic tangerine. look, i drew me dunkin'. auburn wins. [ laughter ] [ ding ] rhode island versus oklahoma. nothing shaq loves more than a a musical. ♪ oklahoma wins [ light laughter ] [ ding ] let's skip to the end. louisiana state wins that's where i went to school. i'm shaq. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. shaq. shaqet. shaq bracket. get this, i read that a group of sports writers said that if the games were played by the mascots, the winner will be michigan state's sparty. [ cheers ] well, it generated a lot of controversy among the mascots. and i'll show you what i mean. first, michigan state's sparty
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said, "i'm thrilled to be named the best mascot, it's a real honor." and providence's mascot friar dom was like, "how am i not the best mascot? is it because i cut my own hair?" [ laughter ] then tcu's mascot was like, "how am i not the best mascot? is it because i was created in a lab and kept out of direct sunlight for ten years?" [ light laughter ] then wichita state's mascot said, "her erm er ner da berst merskert? i lerv berskertberl!" [ laughter and applause ] then this statue of soccer star, cristiano ronaldo chimed in and said, "a sterture is kinda lerk a merskert! and erm the berst sterture! fernal fer, here er cerm!" and finally -- [ laughter ] finally, this statue of lucille ball showed up and said, "ner wer! [ laughter ] i werna ger ter the fernal fer too! merch madness!" i'm wishing them all luck. >> steve: wow! [ laughter and applause ]
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>> jimmy: do you believe that that is real? that really happened -- someone made that statue -- >> steve: yeah, and they went, "this looks good." >> jimmy: of lucille ball? can we see that photo? >> steve: look at that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: insane! >> steve: that doesn't even look like a human. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what part do got -- just stop and go, "i've got to start from scratch." [ light laughter ] >> steve: you think the mold -- >> jimmy: it doesn't look anything like lucille ball. >> steve: it's like a clay sculpture. i left it in the sun for a a while. [ light laughter ] oh! >> jimmy: well, let's get to some news here. today, president trump had a a meeting with bill gates. at one point both of them looked at each other and go, "wow, what a terrible haircut." [ laughter ] gates and trump actually have a a lot in common, because they've both given away millions of dollars. gates calls it philanthropy, while trump calls it hush money. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] too soon? too soon? just about right. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: okay. that's what i thought. here's a big story. in a meeting with canada's prime minister, did you hear this? trump said that he just made up a bunch of fake facts about trade. [ laughter ] today trump was like, "i'm an expert on trade. that's why everyone calls me a
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a huge trader." [ laughter and applause ] guys, yesterday was march 14th, or pi day. [ cheers ] like, 3/14, 3.14. a lot of people tried to test themselves to see how many digits of pi they could recite from memory. the president even gave it a a try. let's see how he did. >> 3.141567 -- [ buzzer ] 25 or 26 or 28. [ buzzer ] 8,737,540,000. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: close. pretty close. [ cheers and applause ] got to give it to him. pretty close. some celebrity news. i want to say congratulations to cardi b. [ cheers and applause ] there are reports that she is pregnant. [ audience oohs ] but no one knows yet if cardi b is having a boy or a -- [ trilling ] they don't know. boy or a -- [ trilling ] [ light laughter ] either way.
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>> steve: they don't know. >> jimmy: finally, it is time for our hero of the day. outside a bar in boston, a a police truck got stuck in the snow. and someone dressed up as elsa from frozen came to the rescue. this is real. take a look at this. [ indistinct chatter ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody! we have got an exciting show tonight. he has a brand-new show on hbo called "barry" and he's hosting "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest, arcade fire. my man, bill hader is here tonight!
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>> steve: oh, billy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: later in the show, bill and i are competing in the "face it" challenge. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: you don't want to miss that. yeah. and as i said earlier, he has a a brand-new musical called "escape to margaritaville," opening on broadway tonight. [ cheers and applause ] tonight is opening night! so he's excited -- this is fun. jimmy buffett is dropping by. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: we love him. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got great music. oh, we love this guy. troye sivan is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] "my my my!" troye sivan, he was just on "snl," right, higgins? >> steve: he's great. >> jimmy: do you want to hear a a little taste of "my my my!" >> steve: please, bust me off one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'mma bust you off a a piece. >> steve: yeah, just bust me off a little piece. >> jimmy: here you go. ♪ ♪ oh my, my, my i die every night with you ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. "my my my!." you'll be hearing that -- [ cheers and applause ] in your ears tonight, troye sivan. guys, march madness started up this week, and everybody is wondering who this year's ncaa champion will be. and while it's easy to root for
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the best team, we here at "the tonight show" thought it would be more fun to root for the lowest seed in the tournament. so every week, we're going to do just that. because march madness is all about the upsets, the cinderella stories. so texas southern university, this one is for you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tsu, you listening to me? [ light laughter ] you guys are the best. and you know what? i think you can go all the way. [ light laughter ] you got coach mike davis. he's been coaching for decades. even found time to coach his son in high school basketball, too. [ laughter ] he's an all-around great dude. you've got trae jefferson. look at this guy. he has winner written all over him, whether he's shooting a a three or passing to teammate, donte clark. you don't think donte won't pass the rock if he needs to? he's a team player! he'll do it. [ laughter ]
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remember, there's no team without t-e from texas. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] you're texas southern. you're team southern. you're america's team! math might not be on your side, but you know who is? this guy! [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the tigers. that reminds me of another tiger, the tiger who overcame the odds and almost won his last tournament. [ laughter ] and that reminds me of still another tiger. who had the unfortunate job of selling frosted flakes. [ laughter ] did he complain? nah. you know what he did? he tightened his bandana and said, "they're grrrreat!" he believes in those flakes just like i believe in you! [ cheers ] texas southern, you're grrrreat! now get out there and win this damn tournament! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! it is time for "tonight show hash tags!"
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here we go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hash tags hash tags [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, we do this thing every week where i send out a a hash tag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. so since st. patrick's day is this weekend, i sent out a hash tag called "my drunk story." [ light laughter ] and i ask you guys to send us your funny or embarrassing stories about overdoing it. within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for playing. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for playing our game. now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "my drunk story" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @ellenmlaurie. she says, "one night i got so drunk at the bar that i stole a a girl's birthday crown off her head, went to another bar and made everyone there buy me birthday drinks." [ cheers and applause ] "it's my ssshpecial day." >> steve: it's my birthday. >> jimmy: this one is from a.h. skidmore. he says, "one morning my roommate found me passed out on
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the kitchen floor. the microwave door was open and i was clutching three raw hot dogs in my hand." [ cheers and applause ] you almost got there dude. >> steve: wow, almost man. >> jimmy: you almost made it. >> steve: yeah. the old college try. >> jimmy: this one's from @jordanwhite4. she says, "my drunk friends and i ordered an uber once, and the driver texted me 'i'm here for you.' i texted back, 'omg, that's so sweet.'" [ laughter and applause ] "you're my best friend. [ light laughter ] yeah, you're my best friend." this one's from @buntybaggins. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "once i was so drunk, i thought it'd be a a brilliant idea to slide across the dance floor on my knees. the floor was rubber, so i came to an immediate stop, skinned my knees and split my dress." there you go. the trifecta! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: bunty! >> jimmy: how embarrassing was that? >> steve: ouch. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. this one's from @foggydew1310. he says, "i once came home at 4:00 a.m. and showed my i.d. to my dad at the front door of the
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house, thinking it was another bar." [ laughter and applause ] and he didn't -- he didn't get in. >> steve: he was up waiting for him. >> jimmy: he didn't even get in that. he didn't get in his own house. this one's from @maddieshea524. she says, "this is my search history after a night at the bar. it says mac's pizza sticks and how to undrunk yourself." [ laughter and applause ] that's -- that's fantastic. pizza sticks. never heard of that. [ light laughter ] this one's from @greenapple2. he says, "my friend once let me drunkenly crash on his couch. i woke up on the floor of his living room with his 8-year-old son lining up action figures around my body saying, 'don't wake the giant.'" [ laughter and applause ] hey, man. this one is from @debaura. she says, "i once drunkenly turned myself into the lost and found at a baseball game after i went to the restroom during the seventh inning stretch and couldn't remember where my seat was." [ laughter and applause ] "hi, i'm missing.
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i think i'm missing." this one's from @thepolishista. or the polish-ista? polish-ista -- like maybe she's into nail polish? >> steve: polishing. or as in like pledge, furniture polish. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, maybe. >> steve: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, the polishista. or polish. >> steve: she loves poland. >> steve: or she loves polls. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "i once got so drunk that i began crying when i realized my parakeet had to live his life without hands." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: that's too much. you've had too much. you've had too much to drink, i'm sorry. this one's from @mc125. she says, "my friend got so drunk one night, he went to the tattoo shop across the street and got the name 'brad' tattooed under his arm so he'd have a brad pitt tattoo." and that's his -- [ cheers and applause ] that's it. ♪ brad pitt. he got a brad pitt tattoo. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: that'd be -- fantastic. this last one is from @bosshogg57.
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he says, "i went out with $20. i woke up with $250, a lighter, two phones, and the keys to someone else's car." [ audience ohs ] that's a win right there. [ laughter and applause ] there you have them, "the tonight show hash tags." to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around, we'll be right back with bill hader, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ does this map show the peninsula trail? you won't find that on a map. i'll take you there. take this left. if you listen real hard you can hear the whales. oop. you hear that? (vo) our subaru outback lets us see the world. sometimes in ways we never imagined. (avo) get 0% apr financing on all-new 2018 subaru outback models. now through april 2nd.
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♪ hello? hello! ♪ hello? hello. hello? hello. ♪ hello, i got your package. you can just leave it, thanks. ♪ ♪ hello? can i help you? hello! hello? hello!!! hello hello!!! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest writes, directs and stars in the new hbo series, "barry," which premieres march 25 at 10:30 p.m. you can also see him hosting "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest arcade fire. please welcome bill hader! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> thank you, guys! >> jimmy: come on. that's got to feel good. >> so nice! >> jimmy: that's got to feel good. they love you. >> very nice! isn't that sweet? >> jimmy: they love you. >> they love you. >> jimmy: you came out and then -- >> they -- what's a goin' on? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you are hosting "saturday night live" for the second time. >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: isn't it odd? isn't it -- 'cause now you're on the other side of the -- >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: of the pitch meeting on monday nights. >> oh, yeah, the pitch meeting on monday, which, you know, it's this weird thing where we all pile into lorne's office. >> jimmy: yep. >> and then he goes, you know -- you know, "natalie portman," and we all go -- and we clap. and then you have to go around the room and say an idea. and it's like -- i don't -- they're all fake ideas, right?
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they're ideas we're never gonna to do, right? it's like our way of saying like, "hi, my names bill." >> jimmy: yeah, but you have to make up a fake idea and just get it -- so we can go around the room. >> yeah, and i never wrote mine like the writers would sit there and well craft these jokes. and i would just be like -- it was like the end of "usual suspects" where i'm like, lamp -- lorne michaels. lorne was in all my pitches. [ talking over each other ] lorne sells lamp. i remember one i was like -- i forget, i was like, we're -- we're baristas, but we're babies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then the host would be like, "oh, how would that work?" i'm like, "i'm never going to write this. this is my way of saying hello, were never going to write this." >> jimmy: oh, no. that's the worst when they bust you out and they go, i want to hear more about this. what's this baby thing? >> what's the baby barista? and i'm like, were not -- it's a dumb idea. it's dumb idea, i'm never going to write this. >> jimmy: no, but tell me, what would we do? >> we're not going to do it. dude, it's dumb. it would never work. baby barista is dumb idea. >> jimmy: yeah, but i like that. i like the baby baristas. [ light laughter ] >> i'm going to have to write baby baristas, great. now, i'm a baby barista. >> jimmy: we just had a -- my drunk stories. hashtags.
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do you have any drunk stories where you were too drunk? >> um -- no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> no, i had -- actually, i don't have a drunk story, but i have a getting stoned story. the first time i got stoned. [ cheers and applause ] yeah! >> jimmy: yeah! >> all the stoners are here. [ laughter ] this is madison square garden again! >> jimmy: that's right, buddy. >> no, but it was like, the first time i got stoned i was with my friend and we were 14, and we were at his house. you know how they tell you, they're like, "yeah dude, you're not going to feel anything the first time, bro." and i'm like, "oh, okay." and then i was like -- and we were watching "major league." and i was watching "major league" with my friend, and then his mom came in, and she goes "would you guys like some popcorn?" and we were like, "yeah." and she goes "do you want it in a pot or a bowl?" and i was like, "she knows i'm stoned." and i left. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 'cause you got paranoid. >> i was super paranoid. so i walked home. i was living with my grandmother, i was staying at my grandmother's house, and i walked in, and i just fell asleep. and the next morning my grandmother was like, "billy, how are you doing this morning?"
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and i was like "fine." she goes, "i've got to tell you, you came home last night, i'm so glad you've got your appetite back. you made me make you two pizzas. [ laughter ] i made you three milk shakes and a sandwich." and i was, like, "right, yeah, yeah, yeah. all right." >> jimmy: that's what grandmas live for. >> oh, man, grandmas love stoned kids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not what i meant. i meant -- they like feeding people. >> they love stoners. >> jimmy: they like feeding people. >> no, they like stoned kids. >> jimmy: grandmas like stoners. >> grandma's like stoners. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: let's talk about "barry." congratulations on this. >> aw, thanks buddy. >> jimmy: let me see if i have the idea correct. you are a marine -- a former marine, turned hitman who wants to be an actor? >> yeah. >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] >> again, i smoke a lot of pot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how did you -- how did you pitch this to hbo, and how did it -- how did this come about? >> well, hbo's the only place you can kind of go into and be like, all right, so it would be like if the guy from "taxi driver" met the people from "waiting for guffman" and it like enriched his life. and they were like -- they
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literally just started throwing money at us. >> jimmy: they threw money at you -- they hit you with money. >> yeah, we love you. we want more, we want more. >> jimmy: season two, season three, season four -- >> new sopranos. new sopranos, you're the new soprano. >> jimmy: you're the "game of thrones!" the game is over. >> "game of thrones," game of -- it's over "game of thrones!" it's all about "barry!" >> jimmy: "sex in the city." [ laughter ] sex with barry. >> sex with barry, that's right! >> jimmy: sex with barry in the city! that's the new sexy. i'm not a samantha, i'm a a barry! [ laughter ] i'm more of a barry. you guys have a weird meeting. [ talking over each other ] weird meeting at hbo, yeah. >> that's exactly how it went. >> jimmy: and who is producing it with you? >> this guy alec berg who does "silicon valley" and "curb your enthusiasm." and henry winkler's in it. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, i love henry winkler! >> henry winkler the nicest man in the world. >> jimmy: dude, the fonz. >> the fonz. and you forget it -- you forget that he was the fonz, 'cause he's this nice guy. his grandson and my daughter go -- are in the same class, so i'd see him at school events. and he's just like, "hello, bill. look at us. [ laughter ] how are we doing this morning?" like, he's such a sweet guy. and then one time he was
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telling me a story, and he said, yeah, you know -- he goes, "we were in dallas, and we were doing a meet and greet, and we couldn't leave," because you remember "happy days" was the biggest thing in the world. it was like, just tons of fans. and he said, they couldn't get to their car 'cause there were so many fans. he goes, "so i did fonzie. and i said, 'hey, part like the red sea.'" and he did it, and i'm getting chills right now. like he did it, and i was like -- you're fonzie. >> jimmy: dude, you're fonzie. you're arthur fonzarelli. you just, "ay." >> arthur fonzarelli, yeah. and then he hit a jukebox. and i was like, "no way!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no he did not. he did not do that. >> he did do that. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip here. do you know what clip we're showing for this? >> oh, yes, this is me with henry winkler and our fantastic actress named sarah goldberg, and it's a theme from the show "barry." >> jimmy: yeah, and he's your drama teacher, right? your drama teacher. >> yes. and the show is called "barry." >> jimmy: and this show -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> take it. take it! >> jimmy: take that sharpie -- >> take it! and you better eat it! >> jimmy: eat the money! >> eat it, eat it. just eat it. i want to see it! >> jimmy: just cut it and eat it! >> you're not leaving until eat all the money. >> jimmy: -- season it! >> eat it! >> jimmy: season the money! here, look. do like emeril, like bam, and season it, and then eat it. eat the money, it's "barry." 10:30, hbo's "barry," season five, season six! [ cheers and applause ] here's a clip. bill hader in "barry." take a look a this. >> you have to stop this campaign against me. >> you can. >> how? >> confess. >> why are you trying to attempt that you are trying to -- attempting to destroy my -- >> what's wrong? >> this -- this is really serious. >> it is serious. >> see, i think i misunderstood you on the phone. i thought this was like, supposed to be funny. >> a man molesting children? >> yeah, like how "family guy" is funny. i just don't know what it's like to be -- like a child molester. i don't know if i could play one, you know? >> oh, no. no, you don't have to know what that's like.
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no, you just have to know what it's like to hurt somebody. so just, you know, think of a a time when you hurt someone and use that. >> okay -- i'm sorry. wait. what are you doing? are you doing doubt? oh, let's not do doubt. >> jimmy: oh, let's not do doubt! >> let's not do doubt. >> jimmy: bill hader, everybody! "barry" premieres march 25th 10:30pm on hbo. bill and i are competing in the "face it" challenge when we come back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i thought i was managing my moderate to severe ulcerative colitis. but i realized something was missing... me. the thought of my symptoms returning was keeping me from being there for the people and things i love most. so, i talked to my doctor and learned humira can help get, and keep,uc under control when other medications haven't worked well enough. and it helps people achieve control that lasts so you could experience few or no symptoms. humira can lower your ability to fight infections,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! we're hanging out with bill hader! [ cheers and applause ] his new hbo show, "barry," premiers sunday, march 25th. bill and i are about to do the "face it" challenge.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ face it face it face it challenge ♪ >> jimmy: here's how it works. each round we'll draw a card and it will tell us what face that we both have to make. okay? and then we're going to look in our mirrors, make our faces and then reveal them on the count of three. we'll stare at each other for ten seconds while trying to hold our faces. the first person who cracks a a smile -- [ light laughter ] dude -- [ laughter ] this is gonna last -- >> this is gonna last five seconds. >> jimmy: crack a smile, laugh, or break the face loses. >> do they not know who we are? >> jimmy: let's see -- [ light laughter ] let's see what our first face is. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: screaming on a roller coaster. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, wait. i think i've got mine. ready? [ laughter ] ready? >> oh, man. >> jimmy: all right, ready? [ laughter ] one -- [ laughter ] one, two, three, go.
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[ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ] i lost that one. >> no, that was -- >> jimmy: all right, let's do another one. bill, what is our next face? >> oh, sexy vampire. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: sexy vampire. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] >> okay. one, two, three, go. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: neither one of us broke! all right, let's do another one. >> big one for us.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a grammy-nominated music legend with a brand-new broadway musical called "escape to margaritaville", opening tonight at the marquis theater right here in new york city. please welcome jimmy buffett! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: jimmy buffett, we have lots to talk about. [ cheers and applause ] >> we have lots to talk about. >> jimmy: welcome to the show. we have lots to discuss. i'm very excited for you. are you nervous? are you excited? tonight is opening night! >> yeah.
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pretty cool. [ cheers ] let me check my pulse, okay? >> jimmy: exactly. are you nervous at all? >> 68. >> jimmy: 68. that's not bad. >> that's not bad. no, no. >> jimmy: "escape to margaritaville." i want to talk about this broadway play, but i also want to talk about -- i think you're a genius. this is why. i read this -- i really -- you know this. >> i think i know what's coming. >> jimmy: you are opening up margaritaville-themed retirement community. is that true? [ cheers ] >> active living. >> jimmy: oh, active living! >> yes. we're not retiring from anything. i've got a great job. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, exactly. no. but explain what this is. and i want in. i want to live there. >> well, can you -- well, there's an age thing. >> jimmy: how old? [ light laughter ] how old? what's the minimum? >> 55. >> jimmy: i got 12 years. >> 12 years? >> jimmy: yeah. you could go to college. you can go see the world -- >> jimmy: i can do a lot of stuff. yeah. >> and come back. >> jimmy: but, i mean, what is this? what happens when i go there?
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>> it's just a continuation of fun. me and all these other people actually got very interested in not retiring. actively living again with other like-minded people. so, you know, they named the streets like flip-flop alley and stuff like that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have like -- >> the fin spa, you know? >> jimmy: do you have, like, music performing? you must, right? >> we can have comedians, music -- we're going to have entertainment centers. there's entertainment there. 'cause it's not like we're going there -- >> jimmy: where is it? where is it? i want in. >> first one's in daytona. so you can go to the speedway. >> jimmy: yeah! >> and then hilton head -- >> jimmy: how fun is that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think that is brilliant idea. i love this. i love you. i get inspired by that. >> well, you know, it's -- >> jimmy: let's do the jimmy fallon active living center. [ light laughter ] >> you're gonna do jimmy fallon active living? >> jimmy: no, no, that wouldn't be good. >> you looked very active with bill there. >> jimmy: yeah, i could be very active. let's talk about this. you're getting this -- what do people expect when they go see "escape to margaritaville?" >> fun. >> jimmy: it's just fun. >> pure fun. >> jimmy: pure fun. >> i think we need a little fun in the world today. >> jimmy: yeah, we do.
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[ cheers and applause ] that's what you are. i think that's what you remind me of. when i see you, i think of fun. but you -- down to every little detail, you got into this. even down to the bar and lobby. >> the bar and the lobby. well, we're at the marquis theater, so there's a a hotel above it. so, it's kind of me, in our world, if anybody -- we got any parrot heads out there? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> tailgating, big-time. >> jimmy: really? >> so this is vertical tailgating. we have a hotel above us. right? 1,800 rooms. so the first thing when i went, of course, i'm amazed to get the chance to go do a broadway show. but then i thought, it has to be an entire kind of experience for people like they do, you know, at our shows on the road. they're listening to us in the parking lot eight hours before i ever get there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i think -- i said i apply the same thing to having
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a hotel above you. they could just tumble into the theater. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and all the way down there's six bars. so i went and talked to the bartenders, because who is the first person you're gonna see out of your room before you go? bartender. what are you gonna ask? hey, how is the show? >> jimmy: yeah. >> if they don't know, you know -- they're going to say, "i never been." so, you know, we -- >> jimmy: you took care of all the bartenders. made sure they saw the show. >> yeah, took care of the bartenders. >> jimmy: didn't you set -- didn't you break a record? >> yes, we broke the house record for liquor sales the first night and ran out of triple sec. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: that really makes me -- >> and we broke it again the second night. we broke our own record! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you ran out of triple sec, right? >> triple sec. ran out of triple sec. they got more. they got more, though. >> jimmy: yeah, isn't that great? the show is that people -- really, they dance, there's beach balls. and i heard that people are just coming back, because they go, "i've got to do this again." it's almost like going to like -- i don't know. let's go see the show twice. >> well, you know, i've seen other things with participation. to me, it's a little bit -- i was a big "rocky horror picture show" guy. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers ] >> and i loved that. and it's audience participation. and, you know, and when we first started, you've been to shows, and so it's like, put that down, don't do this, don't video this. i said, look, we're not going
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to the principal's office here, we're going to margaritaville. [ cheers and applause ] so we dressed all of the ushers in hawaiian shirts. gave them a little kind of orientation. and now they sing and there's no announcement before putting down that, can't video anything. we just sing our way into the show. we said, you know, let's just make it fun and see if we have to do that. and we didn't. >> jimmy: yeah. and all your classic songs are in there. but -- including, obviously -- how great would that be if "margaritaville" is not in the musical? [ laughter ] >> i don't think we'd be talking here right now. >> jimmy: people would be so angry. is it true that you wrote it in six minutes? "margaritaville"? >> yeah. three minutes in austin, texas, waiting for a plane at the airport and three minutes when i got off in key west. if i would have stayed in austin, it would have been maybe wasting away in austin, texas. doesn't quite sound the same. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm glad i got back to key west where the margarita aspect hit me. >> jimmy: gosh, isn't that
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amazing? i couldn't ask you to play a a little -- [ cheers and applause ] i just -- just a little taste? everyone knows the song . we all want -- please? >> oh, god. okay. >> jimmy: you're the best! [ cheers and applause ] >> now. >> we've got the roots gonna hang in there with us too. one, two, three, four -- ♪ nibblin' on sponge cake watchin' the sun bake all of those tourists covered with oil ♪ ♪ strummin' my six string on my front porch swing smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil ♪ >> here we go.
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♪ wasted away again in margaritaville searchin' for my lost shaker of salt ♪ ♪ salt salt salt ♪ some people claim that there's a woman to blame >> harmony? ♪ and i know this could be my fault ♪ >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jimmy buffett, everybody! go see "escape to margaritaville" on broadway now! we'll be right back with music from troye sivan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest made his tv debut on "the tonight show." and he is back to perform his hit, "my my my!" give it up for troye sivan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ shine on diamond don't make me wait another day ♪ ♪ cause passion is passion you know it just as well as me ♪ ♪ now, let's stop running from love running from love ♪
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♪ let's stop, my baby let's stop running from us running from us ♪ ♪ let's stop, my baby oh my, my, my i die every night with you ♪ ♪ oh my, my, my living for your every move spark up buzz cut ♪ ♪ i've got my tongue between your teeth go slow, no don't go fast ♪ ♪ you like it just as much as me let's stop running from love running from love ♪ ♪ let's stop, my baby
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last night ever ♪ ♪ should be the last night we're apart got my name on this treasure on this treasure ♪ ♪ oh my, my, my oh my, my, my i die every night with you i die, i die, i die, i die ♪ ♪ oh my, my, my i'm living for your every move oh my, my, my ♪ ♪ i die every night with you oh my, my, my living for your every move your every move ♪ ♪ oh my, my, my [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! how great is that! troye sivan! [ cheers and applause ] "my my my!" is out now.
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my thanks to bill hader, jimmy buffett, troye sivan once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night, i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- john cleese, host of "glam masters," actress laverne cox, comedian joyelle nicole johnson, featuring the 8g band with brendan canty. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "washington post," president trump boasted at a fund-raising dinner last night that he made up information in a meeting with canadian prime minister justin trudeau.

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