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river or pineapple express, the first system. a second system moves down from the north. it will be like a one-two punch as we head into tomorrow morning's forecast. so do expect wet weather all across the bay area roads. you can see it there on storm ranger, our mobile doppler radar. extended forecast, we'll hold on to scattered showers friday, saturday, sunday, then we dry out next week. >> good to hear. before you head out the door, turn on "today in the bay," on early starting at 4:00 a.m. tracking the storm and the morning commute. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- james mcavoy. zoey deutch.
musical guest panic! at the disco. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 838! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody! welcome, please! welcome to -- welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, baby! you're here! [ cheers and applause ] you made it. well, here's what -- here's what people are talking about. well, yesterday was the first day of spring. [ cheers ]
then today the weather was like "fake news." [ laughter ] it is -- it is rough out there. look to your left. now look to your right. you're about to be snowed in with these people for the next 36 hours, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] get used to it. it's a sleepover! it's a sleepover tonight! [ cheers and applause ] that's right. a giant snowstorm hit the entire east coast today. people spent the morning posting pictures of the storm on facebook, and facebook spent the afternoon selling them, you know. [ laughter ] and washington, d.c. got several inches of snow. it was -- this is cute. president trump built a snowman on the white house lawn. [ light laughter ] then immediately fired it. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, it was really cute. [ laughter and applause ] it was really cute. actually, the white house cancelled all of trump's public events because of the snow. and because trump got his tongue stuck on a flagpole. [ laughter and applause ] but -- just don't tell anybody. just don't tell anybody that happened. [ applause ] the news about trump is really getting juicy. oh, my gosh.
now multiple porn stars are saying they had affairs with him? it's tough for trump, because he doesn't know whether to deny it or brag about it. he's like, he doesn't know -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] last night, someone tweeted at stormy daniels. did you see that? that no one cares if she slept with trump. and she replied, there was no sleeping, he-he. [ laughter ] kind of fun to hear all the newscasters read that tweet on tv. listen to this. >> stormy daniels tweeting tonight, quote, "technically, i didn't sleep with the potus 12 years ago. there was no sleeping, he-he." [ light laughter ] >> there was no sleeping, he-he. >> there was no sleeping, he-he. >> there was no sleeping, he-he. >> there was no sleeping, ha ha. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there was no sleeping, ha-ha-he. [ laughter ] another big story. trump is now facing backlash for congratulating vladimir putin on his big election win. [ light laughter ] trump says, "what's the big deal. i also congratulated him after
my election win." so what, i mean, what -- [ cheers and applause ] what is the big -- get off my back! [ applause ] speaking of russia, i saw that if trump meets with robert mueller, he might get to pick the time and place. so 3:00 p.m. at chuck e. cheese it is. here we go. let's do this. [ laughter and applause ] "i love that." check this out. during a speech last night, trump made sure to thank everyone who helped with the tax bill. and it seems like he's got a a lot of friends named kevin. watch this. >> and i just want to thank you, and on behalf of paul and kevin and my other kevin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "my wife kevin, my beautiful daughter kevin, and, of course, my sons kevin and kev jr. i love you guys." [ laughter and applause ] oh, did you see this? this week trump said that he wants to make commercials to scare kids away from drugs. and -- yeah. and he just released one. but i think he might be trying too hard to scare kids. watch this. ♪
[ screaming ] >> don't do drugs! >> jimmy: i mean, that's -- frightening. [ laughter ] it's scary, right? sorry. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: you're not even holding your drumstick. you dropped it. [ light laughter ] you dropped the one drumstick. he's not even holding it. some tech news here. since it came out that facebook's data was misused during the 2016 election, their stock has taken a huge dive. you can tell mark zuckerberg is worried, because today he applied for a job at myspace. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: that's bad. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] that's bad. you know what -- i think i pulled something on that last joke. i'm not sure i can go on, actually. but this is "the tonight show." we have to go on. i need someone to tag in for me. anyone? can someone tag in for me, please? oh, hey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jay: thank you. [ cheers and applause ]
thank you. thank you. i've been standing back there for nine months. [ light laughter ] folks, sexual harassment. sexual harassment is a big issue. people finally taking it seriously. in fact, scientists in northwestern university, the study about the differences between men's brains and women's brains. and this is fascinating. listen to this. it seems women's brains are located in their head. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that means -- this explains a a lot. and a lot of really talented and really accomplished actors have been accused of sexual harassment. also steven seagal. [ laughter ] in fact, i was talking about this just yesterday with my uber driver, kevin spacey. that's weird talking -- [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ]
hey, and you know -- hey, it's not just actors. matthew weiner, that created the hit show "mad men," he's been accused. let me tell you something, okay. when your last name is weiner -- [ laughter ] just introducing yourself to people is sexual harassment. [ laughter and applause ] and -- i'm sure you know, former congressman anthony weiner is in jail, he's in jail for sexting an underage girl. now what you might not know, is when he got caught, he actually called bill clinton to apologize. see, that's when you know your life has gone off the rails. [ laughter ] when your sexual behavior offends bill clinton, okay? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] matt lauer -- matt lauer fired from the "today" show, and matt had to learn the hard way, when al roker says no, he means no. exactly. [ laughter ] and charlie ro -- how about
charlie rose? walking around naked in front of interns? when did newsmen start behaving like this? i don't remember walter cronkite prancing around in front of margaret thatcher. "take a look at this, margret. [ laughter ] and that's the way it is." [ laughter ] but see now -- now people are discussing levels of sexual harassment. like on the low side of the scale, you get the guys who just, what i call, sexually annoying, you know. where everything a woman says has a sexual connotation. like a woman might say, "bob, would you pass the salt?" "i'll pass you the salt! do you know what i'm talking about here!" [ laughter ] and on the other side, you've got harvey weinstein. oh, my god. you've been following this guy? he meets a woman in a hotel lobby, asks to go up to his room, she says no, he then opens his pants and masturbates into a potted plant. [ light laughter ] now, admittedly, i have been out of the dating game for a a number of years. [ laughter ] it's just hard to believe the protocol has changed that much. [ laughter ] and i've got to ask the women, has that ever worked?
>> audience: no! >> jay: huh? a guy hits on you, you say no, he does that, and you go, "oh, what a fool i was!" [ laughter ] and how about harvey? has he thought -- let's say the woman did change her mind. the man is 65-years-old. by the time he was done with the potted plant, sweetheart, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, you know. [ laughter ] okay? but hey -- you don't say. [ applause ] luckily -- luckily, those are just media types and hollywood people. can you imagine what our country would be like if the president of the united states acted like that? oh, my -- [ laughter ] as you know, president trump allegedly paid a porn star -- paid a porn star $130,000 to cover up their affair. if that turns out to be true, it will be the first time trump has fully compensated somebody for all the work they did. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! thank you for helping me! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you -- thank you for helping me, jay leno! thank you for helping me!
[ cheers and applause ] jay -- >> jay: what? >> jimmy: jay, can you -- can you stick around? >> jay: no, i don't have time to stick around. i don't want to play -- i don't want to play beer pong with lisa vanderpump. i've got -- >> jimmy: all right. jay leno everybody! >> jay: good night everybody! >> jimmy: all right, we'll do that later. we have a great show. give it up for the roots -- give it up for the roots, everybody! jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, that's what i'm talking about. jay leno! he doesn't want to play beer pong with lisa vanderpump, you know. guys, thanks to jay leno once again. [ cheers and applause ] season four of jay leno's garage premieres thursday, april 19th at 10:00 p.m. on cnbc. we've got a fun show tonight. we have a great actor joining us. he and emily blunt star in the new animated film, "sherlock gnomes," james mcavoy is stopping by. >> steve: yeah.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to see that. my kids can't wait. they're like, gnomes. plus, from the new movie, "flower" zoey deutch is here! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "flower." and we've got music tonight. i mean -- brendon urie, panic! at the disco. just today, they announced a a new single, a new album, a a new tour. they're performing that new single to close our show tonight. panic! at the disco is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: stick around, we'll be right back with "audience suggestion box!" come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you can't judge sugar looking at the cane, you can't judge a woman looking at her man. you can't judge a daughter by looking at the mother. you can't judge a book by looking at the cover.
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feedback about what you guys think of the show, things you would like to see us do. that kind of stuff. i appreciate it. so tonight let's look inside the audience "suggestion box." here we go. ♪ look into the box it's the suggestion box ♪ >> jimmy: there we go. thank you for these suggestions. here, this first one is from michelle herman. "hi, jimmy. i've been reading about how president trump is planning on meeting with kim jong-un. and that got me thinking. what would his cabinet look like if they all had kim jong-un's haircut?" there he is. that's a great question. let's find out. here's steve mnuchin with kim jong-un's haircut. hey, that's not bad. [ laughter and applause ] here's mike pence. there you go. [ laughter ] here's jared kushner. [ laughter ] he looks like pauly d. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, here's president trump. there you go right there, you guys. >> steve: yeah! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's actually pretty good on him. not bad. let's look at another one, here. this one from chris devine. "hey, jimmy, i can't stop
thinking about the fact that sarah huckabee sanders and bernie sanders have the same last name. could you show us what it would sound like if sarah huckabee sanders had bernie sanders voice?" sure thing. here's what it would look like if sarah huckabee sanders sounded like bernie sanders. enjoy. >> jobs are, uh, coming in at record numbers! there are historic things that have taken place in the first year! i can tell you that we're excited about the fact that they raised minimum wage! there was absolutely no collusion! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this next one here is from greg santiago. "hey, jimmy. today is the 12th anniversary of the first tweet ever sent. wow. i saw that james mcavoy is on your show tonight, but he has never sent a tweet. could he send his first tweet ever on the show?" i don't see why not. [ cheers and applause ] so here to send his first tweet ever, please welcome, james mcavoy ladies and gentlemen!
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: james, whenever you're ready. [ typing ] follow me. on. instagram. oh, yeah, okay. there you go, that's it. that's it! that's his first tweet! that's history right there. that's historical. james mcavoy. follow him on instagram. that's fantastic. i'll give him a follow. this next one is from kaitlin brady. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: "hey, jimmy. my parents always leave me such long, boring voicemails. i wish there was some way to make listening to their voicemails fun. can you help me?" you know, i actually can. our very own mark kelley from the roots does this thing where he'll take one of your voicemails and then remix it so it sounds cool. in fact, he recently did it with someone at our show. this is a real voicemail from our writer, arthur's mom.
arthur called and asked her if teeth are bones. [ laughter ] again. this is a writer from the show. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so, yeah. [ laughter ] he called his mom and asked her, if teeth are bones. she called him back. left this voicemail. again, this is real. >> hi, arthur, it's mom. dad and i talked about it, and we're pretty sure that teeth are not bones. and bones are not organs. teeth are not bones, and bones are not organs. hope that helps, and hope this finds you well and thanks for calling. >> jimmy: okay, that's fantastic. [ applause ] now it's time for the remix. this is from mark kelley's album. [ laughter ] mark remixes your voicemails. this track is called "teeth are not bones." ♪ teeth are not bones and, and, and, and bones are not organs ♪ ♪ teeth are not bones and, and, and, and, and bones are not organs ♪
♪ teeth are not bones and and bones are not organs teeth are not bones and bones are not organs ♪ ♪ teeth are not bones and bones are not organs teeth are not bones and bones are not organs ♪ ♪ not organs not organs teeth are not bones they're not organs ♪ ♪ teeth are not bones and bones are not organs thanks for calling ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what the, hey! >> jimmy: in business at the end. >> steve: yeah, wow. >> jimmy: he means business. >> steve: sorry we asked. >> jimmy: god, man. sorry, i made you have a good time. yeah! >> steve: well, listen to how great he did. but not now. >> jimmy: he's so upset. >> steve: he's bummed out about it. >> jimmy: i want to see this next one. here's from patricia cooke. "hey, jimmy, i love the baby photography of anne geddes. you should have some of those babies on the show." >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: anne geddes, that is the cutest -- this is an artist who photographs cute babies in fun costumes. usually dressed as a flower pot or something. i have calendars and stuff like
that. i have mugs. anyway, you guys are in luck. we tracked down some of the babies who were the original models. [ laughter and applause ] for some of anne's first photographs. they're a bit older now. but -- [ laughter ] they're just as cute. let's bring out the adult anne geddes babies. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, come on. first up is david price. recreating his classic photo, "happy daffodil." there he is. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] adorable. next are steven volk and bryan klineman, who were reunited to recreate the classic photo "cabbage kids." [ laughter and applause ]
it's like a living poster. and finally, here's the photo of "busy bee" recreated by steve mandel. [ laughter and applause ] give it up for the anne geddes babies, all grown up, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: steve mandel. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. this one is from maria lupp.
she says, "hey, jimmy. i saw that panic! at the disco was on your show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] and i love brendon urie." i love him too. "he can make any song he sings sound amazing. can you have brendon come out and sing the 'ducktales' theme song?" [ cheers and applause ] i absolutely can. so, here now to sing his very own version of the "ducktales" theme song is the one, and only, brendon urie! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ life is like a hurricane here in duckburg ♪ ♪ race cars, lasers aeroplanes it's a duck blur ♪ ♪ might solve a mystery or rewrite history ♪ ♪ ducktales woo-oo ♪ ♪ everyday they're
out there making ducktales woo-oo ♪ tales of daring do bad and good luck tales ♪ ♪ d-d-d danger lurks behind you there's a stranger out to find you ♪ ♪ what to do just grab on to some ducktales woo-oo ♪ ♪ everyday they're out there making ducktales woo-oo ♪ ♪ tales of derring-do bad and good ducktales woo-oo ♪ ♪ not pony tales or cotton tales no, ducktales woo-oo ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh, my goodness! thank you so much! panic! at the disco! brendon urie right there! "ducktales!" that is all the time we have for "audience suggestion box." stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a very talented actor. he stars alongside emily blunt in the new animated film, "sherlock gnomes" which hits theaters this friday. please give a warm "tonight show" welcome to james mcavoy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: james! welcome back! >> hello, hello. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. thank you for doing suggestion box, too. >> thank you. oh, it was a pleasure. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean come on. "ducktales," you got you tweeting. i mean this is all fun. >> i was a massive fan of "ducktales" when i was growing up too. so, it was quite fun to see that.
he really went for it as well. he was killing it. >> jimmy: yeah man, i mean you were killing it, as well. how come you don't tweet? you're just -- you're on instagram @jamesmcavoyrealdeal. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is. james mcavoy, real deal. >> that is, yeah --- i notice that loads of people put like the real whatever, the real whatever, so i put the real james mcavoy, but somebody else had it, and i was like who's this other -- >> jimmy: that's impossible. i'm the real james mcavoy. >> who's this other real james mcavoy, but i'm sure there are other james mcavoys out there, but why don't i tweet? i don't know. i guess i don't really necessarily believe that anybody will be interested in anything i have to say. but they might be interested in a picture of the movie that i'm trying to push or something like that. so that's why i do it. >> jimmy: ah. >> and i always get a little bit like, i want to watch an actor act their socks off. i don't necessarily always want to hear their thoughts on the price of milk. >> jimmy: yeah. you just want to see these good-looking people. i have a picture that i saw on your instagram, @jamesmcavoyrealdeal. explain this to me. because you're in a paw patrol sleeping bag, and fully bald.
this is -- where is this? >> this is jennifer lawrence's trailer. >> jimmy: yeah, okay, good. you just -- >> montreal, quebec, and i'm watching my own film, "wanted," at a point where i'm saying sorry, and i'm covering myself in "paw patrol" clothing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> look, i got into her trailer. she had "wanted" on, and i saw "paw patrol" duve, and i was like, it's just got to happen. i've just got to get in it then. >> jimmy: jennifer lawrence just owns a "paw patrol" sleeping bag? >> yeah, don't ask me why. i think it was something to do with her puppy, pippi lawrencestocking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pippi lawrencestocking. >> yeah. that's her dog's name. >> jimmy: she is unbelievable. >> she is. she's one of the funniest people i know, not just in what she says, but in obviously the way she lives her life. >> jimmy: she's watching your movie, which is a pretty tricky movie. >> it's a completely -- like we had had "paw patrol," this beautifully innocent, no side, no angle, no darkness,
whatsoever juxtaposed with simply the most nihilistic, violent, joyfully violent movie i think i've ever seen in my life. so it was perfect. >> jimmy: yeah. it just sums everything up. why not? yeah. you -- last time you were on the show you were promoting "split," and then after you left our show, boy, oh boy, congratulations. that was a home run, dude. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that was a grand slam! [ cheers and applause ] critically, it made a gazillion dollars. you are -- you are now making another movie with m. night. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and this is the same character? >> it's the same characters, yeah. uhm -- >> jimmy: characters, characters, i should say, yeah. >> characters. this one's -- >> jimmy: spoiler alert. yeah. >> yeah, this one is called "glass." it has myself, playing all the different people that inhabit kevin wendell crumb. there's samuel l. jackson coming back, playing mr. glass. [ cheers and applause ] there's bruce willis, coming back playing david dunn. sarah paulson. we've got anya taylor joy. >> jimmy: sara paulson? >> sarah paulson.
>> jimmy: come on. >> anya taylor joy from the last one. so it's an incredible cast, and a really, as always happens with knight, it's just a really unexpected, and strange turn of events that you wouldn't expect. you might think you'll know what's going to go on because you've seen "unbreakable," you've seen "split," but again it surprises. >> jimmy: i want to talk about speaking of a big cast, the cast of "sherlock gnomes." my kids can't wait to see it, as well as me. we're talking to james mcavoy about his big movie. stick around. "sherlock gnomes" everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is something that i'm really passionate about- i really want to help. i was on my way out of this life. there are patients out there that don't have a lot of time. finally, it was like the sun rose again and i was going to start fighting back now. when those patients come to me and say, "you saved my life...." my life was saved by a two week old targeted therapy drug. that's what really drives me to-
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>> jimmy: and it was great. it was you, emily blunt. you're reuniting. i love that you get to do movies where you play "split" and then you get to do a nice family cartoon. >> yeah, it's lucky. you know, i think when you just do one thing, you get really, really bored. and the glory of it for me is that you get to just do strange, weird, new things. actually, the weirdly -- we were discussing today, with emily, what's the best thing about doing animated films, as opposed to doing live action. and, it's the fact that you get to turn up to work in your pajamas. looking like a bag of smashed crabs. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> honestly, nobody really cares, it's great. >> jimmy: yeah, it's fantastic. now, this one, in this one the gnomes move to london. >> uh-huh. yeah. >> jimmy: and someone's -- they're kidnapping the gnomes? >> we move to london. it all gets a bit domestic at the beginning. it all gets a bit like, we're in love, we're gnomeo and juliet. we just want to have adventures and all that. oh no, but we've got a garden to look after. we need to be adults and take care of our responsibilities. and you're like, "oh, god this
is horribly domestic." and then it all goes fubar, and like gnomes start getting kidnapped and we have to call in sherlock gnomes to help us find them. >> jimmy: it's a great movie. and i know sir elton john is one of the producers. >> he is, yeah. >> jimmy: so, the music is fantastic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, elton john. [ cheers and applause ] >> he also, he also provides nearly every track of music in the film. so if you like elton john's music, it's a great movie to come and see. >> jimmy: absolutely. did you get to meet elton? >> i met elton when we were doing the press tour for the last movie. and he is just a massive, humongous character. and his music -- you know what his music is like, it's full of energy. it's full of vibrancy, and just immediacy and vitality, and he's the same in real life, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, and you didn't get to -- did you ever get to try on -- >> i stole his glasses. yeah, no -- [ laughter ] i gave them back. but they weren't the big huge kind of outlandish ones. but they were just the normal ones. but i did get to see through his eyes for a second so that was pretty fun.
>> jimmy: you put them on? >> i did put them on, yes. >> jimmy: yes! no, way! i would do the same thing. you put them on? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, the next thing you've got to do. you've got to get him in a "paw patrol" sleeping bag. that's -- that's the win right there. >> if i can get him in a "paw patrol" sleeping bag and watch "wanted." that would be it. >> jimmy: yeah, that's something you gotta do. i want to show a clip. here's james mcavoy, as gnomeo, in the new movie, "sherlock gnomes." in theaters friday. check it out. >> what is that? >> i'm a gargoyle, mate! also, your worst nightmare! come here! ♪ >> up there! ♪ >> ow! >> oy, ugly, over here! go. [ inaudible ] >> ugly, am i? gotcha!
>> do you know, up close you're actually quite handsome. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: please keep making every one of your movies. we love you. our thanks to james mcavoy. "sherlock gnomes" is in theaters this friday. zoey deutch joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i've always wanted to have a photo exhibit of the faces of our community and those people that create the heart and the soul of where we live. directer: so i think we can make that happen oh my gosh, you're kidding me. introducing the suv equipped to make your first-ever happen. the first-ever ford ecosport is here.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a talented actress who you know from films like "why him," and "everybody wants some." now you can see her in the new movie, "flower" which is playing in select cities nationwide this friday. everyone, please welcome zoey deutch! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. welcome! >> oh, my gosh! >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. >> i am so excited to be here. and i know everybody says that to you, but i'm more excited. >> jimmy: no, i'm excited. i'm a giant fan of you. actually, i'm also a very big fan of your parents. your mom is lea thompson. i mean, "back to the future," come on, are you kidding me? [ cheers and applause ] some kind of wonderful.
your mom is fantastic. your dad, howard deutch, is an amazing director. he did "pretty in pink." [ cheers and applause ] he did "great outdoors." "howard the duck." >> jimmy is our new publicist. >> jimmy: no, i mean, dude i'm a fan. "some kind of wonderful," is that how your parents met? >> it is. it is. yeah. >> jimmy: of course. >> but they -- for some reason they claim that they had their first kiss after they did the movie at the premiere and i don't buy it for a second. >> jimmy: yeah of course. >> like, y'all were shtupping the whole time you were making the movie. you've been married for 4,000 years, it's time to come out about it. >> jimmy: yeah, just come clean, just talk about it, yeah. >> i am going to get in so much trouble for that. >> jimmy: yeah, no. is acting something you always wanted to do just growing up with them as parents? >> yeah, i think so. i mean, and i think i've always been annoying, and i've always -- >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i always, like -- i mean, i always just like entertained myself, and performed for myself, and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's great. that's what an actor does, i guess. >> i know, i guess.
>> jimmy: put shows on in your room and stuff? like -- >> yeah, well i would do things that i guess could only be considered party tricks, because they're not good for anything else. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's a good party trick? >> i can make myself look like i have a face-lift. yeah, what is right? >> jimmy: you can make yourself look like you got a face-lift? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: can you show it to me? >> you're never going to be able to un-see this. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: alright, how do you do it? >> first is botox. then there's the nose job. then there's lips. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my god! >> it's terrifying. >> jimmy: oh, my god! >> i know! and you're wondering, like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how did you just do that? that was unbelievable! >> i know. >> jimmy: can you do it one more time? it's the best thing i've ever seen! [ cheers and applause ] now, how long -- how long have
you been a real housewife? [ laughter ] >> 25 years ago. i love you, andy cohen. [ laughter ] you've never seen -- >> jimmy: that is a great party trick. oh, my gosh. >> the shtickiest shtick ever shticked. >> jimmy: that is the best move i've ever seen. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm sorry. i hate myself. >> jimmy: let's talk about your movie, "flower." who do you play in the film? >> yeah, okay. well, flower is a movie that's out right now. i'm really excited about it. it's a dark comedy about a teen vigilante who takes revenge on an alleged predator in her town, played by adam scott. and i literally play like travis bickle put into a a 17-year-old high school student with a pet rat. and it's so fun and weird, and it's -- you know, i think a lot of coming of age movies are about the loss of innocence, and this is much more so about the regaining of innocence. so i'm really stoked. >> jimmy: it's a "new york times" critic's pick, so congratulations on that. that's like a big deal. >> thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's called "flower." you get the rave reviews. you get the "new york times" saying it's a critic pick.
but you said you got one of the coolest things to ever happen to you. one of the biggest praises from someone i did not guess, of course, but -- you got praise from kim kardashian. [ laughter ] now, look at that. now, what -- now, explain this. she saw it? you have no idea. >> i have -- i have no idea what happened, but i don't want to ask any questions. for a valley girl, this is like the queen has spoken. [ laughter ] [ stammering ] and i'm -- there are two ways to handle this kind of situation. there's like the right, and humble way, and then there's the wrong way, which is my way. i texted every person i've ever met in my whole life. like, look at what happened! >> jimmy: you took a screen grab of it, and showed everybody like, "kim kardashian loved my movie. oh my god." >> yeah, including you. >> jimmy: well, yeah. well, now i'm excited. like, i hope she likes "the tonight show." [ light laughter ] i'm going to check her snapchat. i want to show everyone a clip. here's zoey deutch in "flower."
take a look at this. >> do i know you? >> i'm sorry? >> do you work at the mall? >> the mall, no. >> sun glass hut? >> is sun glass hut at the mall? >> cinnabon. >> at the mall? because i don't work at the mall, so -- i can't help you. >> okay. i know where i know you from. >> where is that? >> bowling alley! you're hot old guy. me and my friends, we go there all the time, and we've been ogling your goodies for like the last six months. >> my goodies. >> yeah. >> oh, my god. okay. thanks. >> it's a compliment! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: zoey deutch, everybody! "flower" is playing in select cities nationwide this friday. "new york times," kim kardashian! >> go see it! please. you'll like it! >> jimmy: go see it this friday! [ cheers and applause ]
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've got to see the video for this song, it's called "say amen." he's fighting ninjas. he is -- but anyways, check out the video for this. it's fantastic. performing their new single, "say amen (saturday night)" give it up for panic! at the disco! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
♪ been traveling in packs that i can't carry anymore waiting for somebody else to carry me ♪ ♪ there's nothing that's left for me at my door all the people i knew aren't who they used to be ♪ ♪ and if i try to change my life for one day there would be nobody else to save ♪ ♪ and i can't change into a person i don't wanna be so oh it's saturday night ♪ ♪ i pray for the wicked on the weekend mama can i get another amen ♪ ♪ oh oh it's saturday night swear to god i ain't ever gonna repent ♪ ♪ mama can i get another amen oh oh it's saturday night yeah ♪ ♪
♪ every morning when i wake up i wanna be who i couldn't say i've ever been ♪ ♪ but it's so much more than i ever was if every night i go to sleep knowing ♪ ♪ that i gave everything that i have to give then it's all i could've asked for ♪ ♪ i've been standing up aside everything i've ever said but ♪ ♪ oh it's saturday night i pray for the wicked on the weekend ♪ ♪ mama can i get another amen oh oh it's saturday night ♪ ♪ swear to god i ain't ever gonna repent mama can i get another amen ♪ ♪ oh oh it's saturday night yeah if i had one more day to wish ♪ ♪ if i had one more day to be better than i could
have ever been ♪ ♪ if i had one more day to wish if i had one more day i could be better but baby ♪ ♪ oh it's saturday night i pray for the wicked on the weekend ♪ ♪ mama can i get another amen oh oh it's saturday night yeah ♪ ♪ swear to god i ain't ever gonna repent mama can i get another amen ♪ ♪ oh oh it's saturday night yeah it's saturday saturday saturday ♪ ♪ oh oh it's saturday night yeah swear to god swear to god swear to god ♪ ♪ oh oh it's saturday night yeah ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness! how do you do it? look at that! how do you do it? panic! at the disco! "pray for the wicked" is out june 22nd. my thanks to jay leno, james mcavoy, zoey deutch! panic! at the disco, once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania! stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- tyler perry. from "ready player one," actor, ben mendelsohn. staff writer for "the atlantic," mckay coppins. featuring the 8g band with lil john roberts. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to "the washington post," president trump congratulated vladimir putin on his re-election yesterday, despite being given briefing materials prior to the call that stated specifically in all caps,