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picked out for every finals game, but he's hoping we don't get to see game five attire even though, as he says, it is pretty dope. >> that means pretty good, right? >> he can use it maybe someplace else because i'm sure he goes out pretty dope a lot. >> maybe if there's a parade, he can use it for a parade. >> maybe it's another suit jackets shorts combo. >> he'll rock a suit and shorts tomorrow. thanks for joini tonight. we'll see you back here tomorrow with pants on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- adam sandler and chris rock, sting and shaggy, and featuring the
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roots crew. >> questlove: 8-5-6, new jersey! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much everybody. welcome. welcome, that is a hot crowd right there. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." well, guys, the big news is that today prince william and kate middleton welcomed their third child, a baby boy. isn't that great?
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[ cheers and applause ] that's great. right now the top three name predictions are arthur, albert and james. followed by ronnie, pauly d., and the situation. [ laughter and applause ] actually a lot of people were betting on the name of the new royal baby. and those people have a name too, they're called gambling addicts. [ laughter and applause ] but the baby weighed in at eight pounds, seven ounces. and this is nice, he already has more hair than his dad. [ laughter and applause ] isn't that -- isn't that cute? it's really cute. it's great news though, william and kate are the proud parents of a brand new baby boy. for more on this story, we go now to our annoying british thank you for being here, nigel. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] very good, yes. yes, thank you, jimmy. my pale body is trembling and perspiring simply from the joy i feel from discussing the royal family. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sounds disgusting. nigel -- what can you tell us
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about the third royal baby? >> mm-hmm, yes, everyone is speculating over whether the third royal baby would be a boy or a girl. some believe it will be a boy, while others think it will be a a girl. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nigel, i just said it's a boy. >> yes, but i wasn't listening to you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what -- what else can you tell us, nigel? >> mm-hmm, very good. yes, yes, again yes. everyone is speculating about where the royal baby will live. some believe it will live in santa fe, new mexico, while others believe it will live in albuquerque, new mexico. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm pretty sure the baby will be raised in england, nigel. >> yes, i'm sure you're correct. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. what else do you got for me, nigel? >> mm-hmm, yes, there we are. yes, atta boy. that's neither here nor there, yes. [ laughter ] everyone is speculating over what occupation the baby will be when it grows up. some believe it will be a a dental hygienist while others believe it would be a social media influencer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nigel the -- the royal baby will not grow up to be a social media influencer. >> he will if the media needs
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to be socially influenced. [ laughter ] yes, very good, atta boy. yes, very good. there we are, yes. mm-hmm, here we go. yes, atta boy. yes, here we are. it's neither here nor there. yes, very good. mm-hmm, yes -- >> jimmy: there it is, our annoying british correspondent, nigel duffy. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, yes now. cheerio. very good, mm-hmm. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. let's get to some news here. french president emmanuel macron is visiting trump in washington. i saw that today they planted a a tree together. [ audience aws ] out of habit, after they dug the hole, trump threw in his tax returns. [ laughter and applause ] that's right, trump is hosting emmanuel macron. trump loves macron because when he speaks english, trump closes his eyes and pretends it's the candlestick from "beauty and the beast." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ be our guest be our guest put your -- [ laughter ] get this, over the weekend trump tweeted about james comey and robert mueller but he misspelled the words "council" and "shady." trump doesn't know the red underline means spell check, he thinks it's his phone telling
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him that it loves that part of the tweet. it's like, no. [ laughter and applause ] "oh, that's a juicy word." spring is here and yesterday was actually earth day, and this is nice. the white house decided to put out a special message to celebrate earth day from president trump. watch this. >> i'm donald j. trump and i want to wish everyone a happy earth day. there's so much to love about our planet and i love just about everything. for example, our beautiful clds. [ laughter ] our gorgeous trees. our giant hills. our huge mountains. and of course, fruits and vegetables. happy earth day. >> jimmy: nice, i guess. [ laughter and applause ] this was going viral. i don't know if you saw this, "jeopardy" just had its college championship tournament. and during the introduction, do you know what i'm talking about? the contestant decided to do some basketball moves. exactly. and it -- it was just a little awkward. take a look at this. [ applause ] >> here are our three finalists. a freshman from brown
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university, from gainesville, georgia, dhruv gaur. a sophomore at the university of central florida from sarasota, florida, hannah sage. and a freshman at tufts university from los altos, california, william scott. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the knicks, saw that, and they were like, "good enough, we'll take him." [ laughter and applause ] jual ♪yeah, yeah. >> nope. >> jimmy: i just saw that today is world book day. [ cheers and applause ] people were going to celebrate, then said, "eh, i'll just wait for world movie day."
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[ laughter and applause ] get this, at this weekend's london marathon a man proposed to his girlfriend while dressed as a t-rex. [ light laughter ] which backfired, when his arms were too short to open the ring box. [ laughter and applause ] some tech news, i heard that some g-mail users have been getting spam messages from themselves. which got really confusing for the one guy who actually is a a nigerian prince. he's like "wait, what?" [ laughter and applause ] and finally i read about a man who was bitten by a shark, a a bear, and a rattlesnake in less than four years and survived. the man thanked god he's still alive, while god said, "what do i have to do to nail this guy? i mean, come on."[ ughter and a] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: it is monday. we are very excited to be back. we've got a great, great, great week of shows ahead. kevin james will be here. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: serena williams will be here. [ cheers and applause ] priyanka chopra will be here. and kevin bacon will all be stopping by. plus -- [ cheers and applause ] on wednesday we have got magic from david blaine. it's going to be really fun. but first -- [ applause ] we've got a gigantic show tonight. this is one of our biggest shows yet. i mean, they are the stars of the new netflix movie "the week of." adam sandler and chris rock are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: it's a funny movie. funny movie, netflix, this friday. >> jimmy: and they have a new album out called "44/876," sting and shaggy are on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] they'll be performing a song from their new album, and we're going to be doing something fun with them later. you don't want to miss it. guys, you know how they say a a picture is worth a thousand words?
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>> steve: mm-hmm. >> jimmy: well, it's also worth one meme. i'll show you what i'm talking about. it's time for "this week in memes." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this week in memes this week in memes yeah ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: first up, take a look at this photo of donald trump. [ laughter ] his meme says "when your hand waves good-bye and so does your hair." [ laughter and applause ] "no, no. good boy, calm down. [ growling ] be cool." [ light laughter ] next is a photo of attorney general jeff sessions. [ audience aws ] this meme is called "when you're watching 'a quiet place' and your buddy's tummy starts rumbling." it's like -- [ laughter and applause ] this is a photo of donald trump jr. [ light laughter ] this meme says "when the toilet seat is colder than you thought." >> steve: hey! [ laughter ] what? >> jimmy: next is a photo of queen elizabeth. her meme says "when you spot one of your haters wearing the same outfit as you."
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[ laughter and applause ] next is a photo of french president emmanuel macron and german chancellor angela merkel. their meme says "when you get to the end zone of the friend zone." >> steve: yeah! [ laughter and applause ] ♪ ♪ end zone friend zone ♪ >> jimmy: next is a photo of vladimir putin. his meme says, "when mom says dinner is going to be just five more minutes, but the mac and cheese box isn't even open yet." [ laughter and applause ] you lie! this is a photo of some rugby players here. their meme says "when the bar only has one bartender." it's like, "go up! [ cheers and applause ] i want to get this! oh, i missed it." >> steve: end zone of the friend zone. >> jimmy: and finally, here's a a photo of kim jong-un. [ light laughter ] his meme says "ermahgerd, lert's herve a slermber perty." [ laughter and applause ] there you go. that was "this week in memes." we'll be right back with adam sandler and chris rock! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guests are the stars of the new movie "the week of" which will be available on netflix this friday. please welcome adam sandler and chris rock! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> that was very cool. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> odd couple, huh? >> that's funny. >> we've got a lot in common. >> jimmy: me too. >> ladies and gentlemen, black thought.
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that's right black thought. more bars than rikers island. it would be bad man to have black thought. >> jimmy: thanks you guys for coming back on the show. congrats on the movie. we're gonna get to that, this friday. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: "the week of." >> this friday on netflix. >> jimmy: on netflix. "the week of." >> netflix. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: netflix. dude, netflix is taking everybody on. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: netflix is taking over the world. >> that's right. i don't want to hear you didn't see it. it's on netflix. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got no excuse. >> you have no excuse. watch it on your watch. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: here's -- i saw your special onfl am if you haven't seen it, there's some --no excuses, it's on netflix. >> it's on netflix. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you have to see it. >> i saw it. >> jimmy: i saw it. >> don't you love netflix? >> jimmy: i went to go see you live at the madison square garden theater. >> yes, yes, yes. >> jimmy: and it was an unbelievable show. >> yes. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it was so well done. there were so many jokes in there, i couldn't even -- my
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laughter -- >> yes. >> jimmy: started morphing into a different sound because i was laughing so hard. >> awe, that's good. >> jimmy: cause at first i was like, [ chuckling ] and was laughing like [ laughter ], and by the end i was like jack nicholson. i was like, "ha, ha, hey, great job, ha, ha." it was like more of a honking sound. it was so good. >> thank you sir. >> jimmy: every single thing was good. you talked about it. i mean i don't know if you want to tell anyone the rihanna story. it was one of my favorites. >> oh, the rihanna story? about me trying to talk to rihanna? >> jimmy: yeah. >> because i thought, "hey, i'm single now." >> jimmy: yeah. >> "let me give it a go." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right? >> and rihanna -- [ laughter ] i mean i was like -- listen --do you ever not realize how old you are? [ laughter ] like, i mean i couldn't tell how old i was. rihanna is so fine. if she didn't sing, her life would be exactly the same.
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[ laughter ] she has clothing lines. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. yeah, yeah. >> people would be asking for autographs. >> jimmy: but, it must be cool to have chris rock come up and be like, "hey, how are you doing?" >> oh, that did not register at all. [ laughter ] she's like, "have you seen ray j?" [ laughter ] who's ray j? >> jimmy: you said she said that she looked at you and it was like -- >> i'm like [ bleep ] ray j. >> jimmy: no. she said she looked at you like it was one of her -- >> like i was one of her aunts. [ laughter ] like, she didn't even register me as a sexual being. >> jimmy: no, not at all. >> you know -- >> jimmy: but then she came to the show. >> yes, she did come to the show. >> jimmy: the night before i was there, questlove was there and rihanna came to the show. >> yes, she did come to the show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you told that -- >> but she still did not register me. s e doesn't e didn't even know want to sast she thought about sex with you. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you'll take that.
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>> you know what i mean? she contemplated sex with you. >> jimmy: no, no, didn't do it. >> but i was like in the uncle zone. >> jimmy: it was so many bits. i couldn't even move. and now i heard that you are now filming -- you're doing standup again? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: this is awesome. >> it's fun. i can't believe it. >> tell them where you're doing it at? well, where's it going to be on, adam? >> oh, it's going to be on netflix. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> another cue. >> thank you. thank you. of course. >> see it on your lunch box. [ laughter ] it's everywhere. >> jimmy: are you going around? what are you doing? >> i'm doing standup. running around the last couple of years, i've been doing it and having fun. and now, i'm recording it. i'm going to be in newark on wednesday and thursday. [ cheers ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i've been -- >> bring your guns. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: different act,
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different act. different act. yeah, yeah, yeah. different stand-up. >> man, it's newark. come on. >> jimmy: i know. >> i love newark. >> we all have driven through newark. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the last time you did a -- >> cory booker stabbed me last time i was there. >> jimmy: cory booker himself? >> oh my. >> cory booker, stabbed me. i was like, "cory booker." oh my god, cory! >> the last time you did a a televised one, was that the hbo one? >> oh, my god, yeah, like 20 years ago. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i love that one, the one with farley. >> that was -- yeah. tre was a a netflix. >> yeah, pre-netflix. >> jimmy: pre-netflix. that was the original netflix. hbo. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> yeah, that's true. >> jimmy: yeah. but farley was in it. >> farley came on in the middle of the show. actually -- >> scary. >> when i did my hbo special a a long time ago, farley -- i would sing a haunted song. >> jimmy: yes. >> and then every night on tour, a different guy would come out and run out and pretend to be the mad man who lives in the house. and so i was doing the show in chicago.
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farley goes, "hey, can i be the guy?" i said "yeah, yeah. most -- just so you know, a lot of times the guys come out in their underwear." and he goes, "oh. well, my manager told me i shouldn't do that." [ laughter ] and i said, "okay, you don't have to." he goes, "yeah, he said that i've got to change my --", i swear to god, he was going, "i've got to change the way i present myself" and blah, blah, blah. i said, "yeah, don't do it then. don't do it. just come out like you farley." and then, i swear to god, did the show and he comes out naked. we're like, "whoa, underwear." [ laughter ] and he's running around and he's just staring in my eyes going -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] it was so sweet. >> jimmy: i remember this. it was funny. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: die tid you ? >> with farley. you and farley. >> he got it before me. >> me and farley at the same >> i got it -- mehey ved me a seat. i came like six shows after. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> because they needed another black guy. [ laughter ] >> you thought i was black? no, spade thought i was black. >> everybody thought you were black.
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>> i know. back in the day i -- >> until we got in the locker room. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not bad. >> i got nothing. >> jimmy: why not? yeah. >> yeah, really. >> jimmy: it was a great cast to come up with. that was a good crew. >> it was. yes, we did good. >> jimmy: everybody. >> me, rock, schneider, spade. timmy meadows. >> timmy meadows. >> norman macdonald. >> the great dana carvey. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> schneider. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. >> phil hartman. dennis miller. denniseverleday and go "hey, rock, how's that next anything working out?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> he was the best. >> jimmy: i was thinking about it because i was -- we did the "snl" 40th which i remember obliviously. but i remember we were rehearsing and i saw you guys. i think seinfeld was doing a a bit or something. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: for the show. and he was doing something. he was there. and then you came over. you and seinfeld and you came over.
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>> yes. >> jimmy: it was you -- it was you, chris, seinfeld and i was like if john travolta walks in, that is my whole standup act. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: that's every impression --that's every impression i've ever done in my entire career right on the stage together. >> yes. >> jimmy: and without you guys i would not be here, so i want to thank you. >> oh, we know that. we know that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's crazy. >> you know how much you have to like a guy -- like to like a a guy that does an impression of you? you've got to really like that guy. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you don't normally like that. >> y usually hate a guy at. >> there's a guy that gets paid doing you. [ laughter ] j the phone rang and i picked it up and it says adam sandler. so i had to find a phone because i didn't have a phone number at "snl." i had to go and find -- i had to use like the receptionist phone. i go, "hello?" and you go, "alright, let me hear it." [ laughter ] and i just started doing something and you go, "that's
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click, call, or visit a store today. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. we're here with adam sandler and chris rock! their new movie, "the week of" is available on netflix this friday. friends with justin bieber? >> i know the biebs. i've met him several times. he's very nice. he came to my show the other night. and he's a very, very nice kid. very nice to my family, like, says hi to my kids. i was in hawaii -- [ audience cheers ] you like it there too? >> jimmy: the audience is a a roller coaster. every five minutes they scream,
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and then, they calm down. sorry about that. it's a new interactive show now. >> well, nice to see you. and i was in hawaii, my kids were swimming in the pool. and i had a facetime going with the biebs. i said hi to the biebs family and then i said, while i got you, do you mind saying hi to my two kids? he said sure. so i put the phone around and my kids get the hello, but there were like 50 other kids in the pool going, "oh my god" justin bieber is watching me >> jimmy: exactly. >> the biebs causes a reaction. >> jimmy: "the week of," again,. >> netflix! it's like it's everywhere. >> jimmy: i know, it's like father of the bride and father of the groom. >> right. >> jimmy: basically, you are -- adam, you're the father of the bride, chris, you're the father of the groom. >> my son is getting married to his daughter. >> jimmy: yes, i mean, and just people just want to see you guys together and it's
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co-written by the great robert smigel. >> robert smigel and he directed it. >> jimmy: if you don't know robert smigel -- triumph, the insult comic dog. he's that guy. >> he's one of the greatest writers from "saturday night live." >> jimmy: he's unbelievably funny. >> how is the director, is he good? >> fantastic. he's amazing. just shot -- >> tarantinoesque. >> oh, my god, please. wow, that's really -- that's really a good compliment. wow. >> yeah, yeah. very, very smart, funny, you know. when smigel would write you something how excited you got it. and he's just all over it and he made everybody -- it's basically a family movie. it's two families have to stay together and hang out for the week of a wedding and get to know each other and they're staying in one house. and so we're all in the room together. and everybody is being funny as much as they can. >> jimmy: what happens at a a wedding. people don't want to stay at a a hotel, that's rude. >> right. >> jimmy: oh, so we're staying
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at your house? >> yes, yes, exactly. >> you know what they got at the house? netflix. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i always think of the smigel story, we're doing the "night of too many stars" years ago, he does that charity, you know. >> right. >> jimmy: and so he's doing his thing. it's going to be a little dirty so i don't know if i could edit this out or whatever. >> you know, it's your show. >> jimmy: it's weird for me to -- anyway. >> you can. >> jimmy: so i could put it on netflix. you can say it on netflix, i can't say it on nbc. >> netflix, they let you say anything. >> jimmy: but anyway, i'm doing this thing and i'm doing this bit and he's standing there and he worked so hard and he's got his glasses on and laptop and he's standing around. i go, "what's up, smigel how are you doing, buddy?" he goes, i'm just stressing because this is going to air on tv so i've got to chanll the [ bleep ] to [ bleep ]. i can't say [ bleep ]. he says, i got to change it. i go, "oh, yeah, alright well change it. do whatever you've got to do, i just wanted to say hi. he goes, yeah cool. and he starts changing -- he's walking on the stage and he walks into the pit.
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the orchestra pit. >> oh, he fell off. >> jimmy: and he goes down. and i don't see smigel. i'm like what the -- what? i mean he dropped like 10 feet. and i go, "holy crap." so i run into the pit. and everyone's rushing around. i go down, the laptop's in pieces, like a battery is over here. he's laying on the thing, he's like -- his guts hanging out of him. and it was bad fall. and his glasses are crooked. i go are you okay? are you all right? he goes, change all the [ bleep ] to [ bleep ]. >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: those were his last words. >> that's incredible. that's unbelievable. >> jimmy: he's still funny even though he fell down the thing. rachel dratch is unbelievable. >> she's phenomenal. >> oh she's great. ep >> we're married in the movie and we love each other very much. >> jimmy: and you're great for kids. >> yes. >> jimmy: everybody is just. everything is great. you're excited. >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: and then soon you go, can you -- >> when the door shuts we scream loudly at each other.
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>> jimmy: you have a giant screaming match for like two or three minutes. oh, my gosh. i wish -- i mean you don't have the b roll of that but that must've been a funny day. >> it was. [ inaudible ] >> jimmy: anyways, when you see it on netflix, you'll see what i'm talking about. >> on netflix, man. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here is adam sandler and chris rock in "the week of." take a look at this. >> oh, my god, we talked about this, pal. you don't got to do what you're doing. i can handle it -- >> oh, pal. >> don't book anything. listen to me. >> think of it as -- >> you've gotta trust me. >> i want it to go well too. >> you've gottphtre up. i'm telling you the truth. >> it's just a backup. >> i can handle it. >> well, this must have been handled, watch the hands. >> no, i don't want to hurt the hands. >> let go of -- >> let go. >> hello, doctor, i've got the plaza. >> it's no -- that's all good. we can cancel that. >> sorry? >> okay. >> cancel it? >> thanks for all your help. sorry, pal, had to. >> i don't sound like that. >> you do a little. >> jimmy: adam sandler, chris rock, "the week of" is
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>> jimmy: oh, my goodness, welcome to the show. welcome back. >> pleasure, man! >> jimmy: i mean -- >> what's up? >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations on this album. "44/876." it's getting fantastic reviews. at first, i was like is this your atm pin number? what is "44/876?" >> 44 is the country code of great britain. and 876 is for jamaica. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. there you go. how did this come to be? how did you guys get together? how did you hook up? >> i met him on tinder. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but were you guys just in the same studio, or are you friends?
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>> you know, it was a couple of years ago i went onstage with him. >> he just walks onstage. >> yeah. >> during "roxanne." >> jimmy: what? [ cheers ] during "roxanne?" >> i thought it was sean paul. [ laughter ] >> but -- >> we had a good rapport, and then, i had a a track that i called -- which was the first single. and i asked him to come on it. and he came -- he walked in singing it. and i was like -d th he did -- >> jimmy: but you just -- as you said -- >> people we realized our voices really blended. >> they do blend. >> jimmy: and you recorded the album in new york and jamaica? >> no, new york city. we went to jamaica in the middle to play for -- >> charity. >> for a hospital that he's been involved in for 15 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good for you. what charity is it? >> it's the bustamante hospital for children. it's the only children's hospital in the english speaking caribbean.
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and we packed the house with about 50,000 people and made close to a million u.s. >> jimmy: you guys always show up and perform. i love the record. when i listen to it, i picture myself on the beach with a a cocktail. >> something else? >> jimmy: no, no, no, just a a cocktail of course, yeah. >> okay, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, no. you guys got to perform for the queen's 92nd birthday. >> oh, yeah. we did. >> jimmy: that's an honor right there and you crushed it. >> the gig wasn't going very well, a little tired, you know. and he said to me, "shall i go out there?" i said, "go ahead." so he heads out into the audience and he's heading for the royal box. i'm thinking, "oh, no, please, don't molest the queen." [ laughter ] he's gonna be in the tower of london tomorrow. >> jimmy: no, it all worked out. look at you guys here. with the queen. >> that's my
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queen. >> jimmy: that's your queen right there. >> tom jones, me, shaggy, i don't know anybody else. >> shawn mendes is there. >> jimmy: you guys -- anyway, i told you my favorites earlier. >> how's goldeneye? you've gone a couple times. >> jimmy: i go, yeah -- >> that's your spot. >> jimmy: my spot. >> did you plant a tree? >> jimmy: i did plant a tree in goldeneye. >> yeah, i planted a tree too. >> i wrote a song on goldeneye. i wrote, "every breath you take." right, that's true. >> that's a magical desk. >> at the same desk, he had his honeymoon. >> i made some other magic on the desk. >> jimmy: he's goldeneye. [ laughter ] >> i'm jamaican. that's where it's at. >> jimmy: jamaica, that's my jam. >> nah, i know that's your spot man. >> jimmy: well, you know, it's fun to have you guys on because obviously, you know, i'm fans of both of you guys. as long as you guys know, i do -- not even okay, i try to do an impression of sting. >> i heard it. >> jimmy: you've heard it. [ laughter ] >> i heard it last time. >> jimmy: and then -- actually, our announcer, steve higgins, does a great impression of shaggy.
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excellent, excellent impression. >> steve: the only one i do. >> jimmy: so since you're both here tonight, and you have the new album is out, we figured we'd try a new game where we try out our impressions - - to the test. a new game called, "who sang it." ♪ who sang it who sang it ♪ >> jimmy: now, here's how the game works. earlier today, sting and shaggy went into a recording booth to say a few lines that we wrote for them, and then, higgins and i went in and did the same lines with our sting and shaggy] >> so, this is going to be fun. >> jimmy: so we wanted to see if our great audience can tell the difference and we're going to find out. let's listen to the first clip, and wh -it is. is it me and higgins or sting and shaggy? here we go. all right, here's the first clip. ♪ row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily merrily ♪ ♪ life is bombastic yes it's fantastic ♪ >> now take your time guessing.
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take your time -- [ laughter ] take your time guessing on which, it either is me and higgins or -- [ cheers and applause ] or it's sting and shaggy. [ cheers ] okay. well, the audience thinks that it's me and higgins. let's take a look and see if they were right. ♪ row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily merrily ♪ ♪ life is bombastic yes it's fantastic ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right, now let's [ laughter ] there's no question there, all right. let's go. round two. let's hear this clip, here. >> marco. >> polo. >> marco. >> come on, dude, i said polo. >> jimmy: all right. is that sting and shaggy?
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[ cheers and applause ] or is it me and higgins? [ laughter ] >> y'all ain't doing to good, bro. >> jimmy: i know, i know. all right, sounds like you guys think it's sting and shaggy. let's take a look. >> marco. >> polo. >> marco. >> come on, dude, i said polo. >> jimmy: all right, they got that one. right there. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i think we thought our impressions are better than they are. >> steve: not, one dude. one dude. >> jimmy: yeah, one dude. that's my agent. my agent's here. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: he booked me as sting on the road, yeah. i do all of your songs. all right. let's get down. this is our third one here. listen to our third and final clip d ♪ chop the vegetables add them to the broth but slowly add the body ♪ ♪ i'm gonna buy
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some skittles skittles and then i'm ♪ ♪ going to mix them up with some ♪ ♪ >> steve: who is it? >> jimmy: wow. that's a good one right there. >> even i'm confused. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. who was it, was it me and higgins? [ cheers and applause ] or was it sting and shaggy? [ cheers and applause ] the closest one yet. the audi m let's see. ♪ chop the vegetables add them to the broth but slowly add the body ♪ ♪ i'm gonna buy some skittles skittles and then i'm ♪ ♪ going to mix them up with some ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we nearly tricked you guys! we love you. thank you for being here. sting and shaggy! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] their new album "44/876" is out now. we'll be right back with their performance from the real sting and shaggy. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ man 1: this is my body of proof. woman 1: proof of less joint pain... woman 2: ...and clearer skin. woman 3: this is my body of proof. man 2: proof that i can fight psoriatic arthritis... woman 4: ...with humira. woman 5: humira targets and blocks a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. it's proven to help relieve pain, stop further irreversible joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. humira is the #1 prescribed biologic for psoriatic arthritis. avo: humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. before treatment, get tested for tb.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing "don't make me wait" off their new album "44/876" with a little help from the roots, once
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again, sting and shaggy! [ cheers and applause ] >> don't make me wait in vain. [ unintelligible ] sting, sting and the roots. hey. ♪ don't make me wait don't make me wait to love to love to love you ♪ ♪ i can't wait to -- you girl don't make me wait don't make me wait to love ♪ ♪ to love to loveou ♪ with your mind and i won't even mention the way your body perfectly design ♪ ♪ so fine and judging from your outlook on life i knew this would be more ♪ ♪ than jus' one night i know i'm ready for the next level and you're telling me ♪ ♪ you need more time no crime okay nothing wrong with waitin' a little bit ♪
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♪ you know this is more to me than jus' hittin' it but you only get a love ♪ ♪ like this once in a lifetime if this is our chance i ain't missing it my whole life ♪ ♪ i ain't never felt like this jus' wanna run with it i don't wanna fight this ♪ ♪ i ain't rushin' you to make up your mind jus' wanna put some more quality in our time ♪ ♪ come on girl don't make me wait hey don't make me wait to love ♪ ♪ to love to love you i can't wait to op ♪ don't make me wait to love to love to love you ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, on vocals, make some noise for sting. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i don't want you to think i'm rushin' you i know you like to take your time ♪ ♪ time time time i'm already sold on the idea of you and i just show me ♪ where i need to sign >> here we go.
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let's go. hey! hey! ♪ 'cause i've been searching for a while girl and i know what works for me oh oh ♪ ♪ all i need to know if this is what you want girl ♪ >> are ya'll ready? ♪ 'cause i'm already where i need to be ♪ >> one, two, three. here we go. don't make me wait to love to love ♪ ♪ to love you i can't wait too long girl don't make me wait don't make me wait ♪ ♪ to love to love to love you ♪ ♪ you don't wanna rush and i don't wanna take my time i'm putting everything on the line ♪ ♪ they say that true love's hard to find i'm ready now to make you mine ♪ ♪ don't make me wait baby now baby now don't make me wait ♪ ♪ ♪ don't make me wait baby now baby now
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don't make me wait ♪ here we go. ♪ don't make me wait ♪ i can't wait all day don't make me wait don't make me wait ♪ ♪ to love to love to love you ♪ >> "44/876" available now. go get it. shaggy, sting, the roots. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: goodness. come on! sting and shaggy! [ cheers and applause ] "44/876" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody. don't make me wait. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to adam sandler, chris rock, sting, shaggy, and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- mindy kaling, star of "unbreakable kimmy schimdt," actress ellie kemper, director of "the fourth estate," filmmaker liz garbus, featuring the 8g band with steven wolf. ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late ni"onight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case let's get to the news. president trump today sent a letter to north korean leader kim jong-un canceling their upcoming meeting. so, let me just get this straight. you sent a dictator a letter but used twitter to fire most of your staff.

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